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I just got the title "Traditional Fist"
No idea why but that shit's hilarious to me.
I got South Pacific Forehead
"What's your favorite kind of Chocolate, Mac?" "Mine's Ink-credible!"
"The Ink is more powerful than the Sword!"
Cephs don't get hurt by blunt force trauma, as evidenced by zero fall damage. The fist would need to be augmented with ink somehow.
Like using Dish-washing Sponges as Boxing Gloves?
The natural ones would be better since they're already round
Imagine punching a ceph in the face and they just laugh at you
but can they laugh at bullet
Depends on how exactly their anatomy works.
But considering that it usually takes making them outright explode to kill them...you might have a rough time fighting cephs with your human guns.
Not many people realize that the actual Inkling is the little ghost squid that pops out when you splat them, the main body you normally see is basically an ink mech the ghost pilots around
WOO WOO WOO!
Reminder
>focus on your breathing Veemo! You have to use your inkmon to defeat this watery beast!
>My ink-sac resonates...
>Fresh enough to burn...
>My ink is razor sharp!
>SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERCOAT!
I mean you might be able to do a claw themed lightweight Splatana variant.
I wish Turf War had MMR. Hell, I wish it had the Glicko ranking system from Ranked. It's maddenly unfun to get matched against an S-rank sniper when I'm B rank with a brush.
>It's a clearly premade team with matching outfits episode communicating by voice chat episode.
Also they're all Japanese.
I hate having easy to see new timmys on my team using rollers. its a frickin loss
chargers is such a 50/50 toss up that it seems like the enemy team always has a good one and is rarely useless and bottom scoring
Pick your team Ganker. Remember, thats a lot of wasps though
The middle team literally does not exist though.
Playable anemones.
>ane"mone"
>Har"mony"
Huh
>She's also in a band
Neato
Harmony started off in a band in 2. She only stepped into the limelight in 3.
>started off in a band in 2
You mean 1
Yes, thank you.
I just want more Salmon Run content.
Big run soon
There isn't even place holder data for Big Run in there even with the latest update, when there is for three whole more SR modes and like four unfinished enemies.
I wouldn't expect Big Run until Season 2 at the earliest.
Salmon Run is fricking Inkling Vietnam.
>all those timmies dead crawling up Mincemeat Hill
Shit ive seen, anons...
Mincemeat Big Run is gonna be some shit.
>ink ain't me starts playing
The daily rewards for salmon run are too few. You get everything by the fifth run.
I Will never play as a female character
I Will never play as a octoling
Gohan actually does something important for once!
So you're a yebby, the universal sign of a shitter.
Be nice to shiver 🙁
No
If you think this is busted, try playing it at high ranks and find out just how much a team can let you down
I really want to git gud with it. It's probably the best Splatling at the moment.
Man I dunno about that. Maybe some modes/maps
It's the one that I see at higher levels the most, by far and away. It's also the one that has the best kit easily too. I don't think most aside from the mini due to hits shitty special have bad kits really, they're just not as good as they could be. I play Ballpoint myself but I feel like I'm letting my team down with the Inkjet, where I stand a very high risk of dying every time I use it.
I don't. Not sure how that would effect me.
>laggy jap with dappers
get fricked back to china, Kim
Splatfest idea: Weapon Choice
Rapid fire / Single shot / Melee
Rapid fire chads report in.
Team Single Shot would be chock full of Chargers.
Save your snails. There may be future gear you can't rank up outside of the shop besides just story and amiibo rewards if they do seasonal Splatfest gear.
>Save your snails. There may be future gear you can't rank up outside of the shop besides just story and amiibo rewards if they do seasonal Splatfest gear.
Thanks, anon. I'll give it at least until another update or two and just focus on collecting ability chunks until then.
Can I get a Pro or Jet Squelcher kit with an actual sub weapon? I'm getting tired of Dualie Squelchers but I need a weapon with decent range because I'm trash.
>play anchor
>decide to try out Jet Squelcher
>somehow play worse than I did when I experimented with dualies
Literally how
whats an anchor?
Backline. Same thing more or less, they're roles that you play on the team. So the person who stays in the back and supports the team, picking off guys from afar, playing the objective, watching for flanks.
well that explains why im always #1 jump spot. im constantly just applying pressure with splat bombs from the back as a Jr and attacking flankers, pushing up to give my team the bubble shield
Backline, the dude that does their best to never die so people can jump to them.
is .52 an anchor?
Hell no, 52 is frontline/slayer, the complete opposite. Your job is to be in front, getting kills, which makes pushing the objective easier.
Mediocre sub weapon
Really cool special, that doesn't fit the jet squelcher in any way shape or form.
Ink Vac doesn't suit Squelcher bc it prefers to stay in the back, right?
Yes, I know. Which is why I should be better with Squelcher than the Dapples. Are Squelcher Dualies worth trying out btw?
Jet Squelcher's kit sucks ass
Requires a different mindset to play anchor than slayer. You dont attack, at least its not your responsibility to push the line forward. You are watching and using your range, walling people out, and also being "#1 teamplayer", helping your teammates out with fights.
The ideal Custom Jet Squelcher Kit would be Burst Bombs and Killer Wail 5.1.
I would agree, i'd be okay with the inkstorm too.
Should I reroll abilities with the gear I have now, including gear that I actually like to use or wait until more gear's been released?
>connection errors
>negative numbers
Is ranked really that bad?
S+
I did it
what emote is this
They dance like that in the festival.
>get fricked due to Ian
>can't play outside of handheld mode at the moment, which I fricking hate and suck with
I really want to get to S+ already.
Ask me how I know you dont have an OLED
At least your entire house didn’t get flooded.
You will NEVER reach S+2. I don't even think it exists bc I've been in negative point hell for like, half of the game's life by now. I'm closer to the goddamn 5 star freshness than I am the next rank. Goddamn I'm so tired of losing
So the moral of the story is don't rank up past S unless you enjoy losing?
Aren't there no longer rank-up battles when you're in S+n? Without those you can just get points from medals and who cares about losing some of the matches.
It counts into 1. Like I said, I don't think 2 exists because I can't fricking win enough to get there, but in Splatoon 2 it went up to 10, and then you enter X Rank, which isn't in 3. yet.
It goes up to S+50. What I'm saying is that after S+1, I thought it's just one continuous meter and you don't have a rank up battle to go from S+1 to S+2 for example, which the stressful part of series for me.
It's every 10 s+ levels for rank up battles.
Ah. So you'll have to do one rank up battle per season to stay in X rank then. That's not so bad.
The buy-in's pretty aggressive. 160p. If you're not going at least even in S+, you're probably losing points.
I think I broke even on three straight losses but it was with all gold medals. Maybe, I don’t remember.
I misremembered.
Is this glasses in game yet. How come I never saw anyone with it
The rpg class splatfest with fighter, thief, and mage when? Would be too based
We kinda already had Mage Vs. Knight in 2 so they might not redo it.
I like that one.
My ideas:
>Werewolf vs. vampire vs. Frankenstein
>Kirk vs. Spock vs. McCoy
>Superman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman
Does the matchmaking even take comps into consideration? Just went through several games where my team was just dualies, splattershots and brushes vs teams with the frick crutching machine, chargers and hydras. This shit is unfair. Why does everytime I get a good team, there’s a fricking communication error before we even hit 3 gamed. This is so infuriating
Well grubheads, where DID your team go?
Ate themselves into a food coma in their depression over not getting a single point.
>furry OC
fricking disgusting, please tell me reporting 1 of this furgay's posts makes me never see a second one from him
I'm assuming the foot long he's carrying is a euphemism for...yeah...
Gear and Fun ripped Grub to shreds.
Why does all furgay art have a similar look/style?
They literally can't not draw dogs.
Even their Salmonids have canine features.
Cause Disney. Though the younger ones are trying really hard to ape the bara/kemono style which makes a whopping 2-3 art styles. They can't draw anything that isn't a dog or cat because they're too brain damaged to see familiarity in other animals.
reminder to report all furry posts.
I did, but what do you even flag them down as? I just put inappropriate/harmful for this one. Harmful for those of us who dont want to see Furshit in the plaza
>play 5 ranked matches and no connection errors
>start new series and immediately a connection error
FRICK OFF NINTENDO
Rainmaker is so much better with checkpoints
It is, until a smoothbrain teammate runs past the checkpoint in overtime and loses the match for you.
Frick fists (for now), I want an ink flamethrower.
>every single weapon with Ink Vac is a long range weapon?
why? if you play at your optimal distance you won't get much use out of Ink Vac
So far, I’ve come to notice they just use it as a panic button. Splat sqiggas all day and the moment someone comes a knocking at your door, they use ink vac as defense. Hate it, makes an already unapproachable weapon even harder to approach
It's great if you're a rapidfire weapon though because you can just overload their vacc and splat them anyway, shit's hilarious
Booyah bomb should not have hyper armor
Dark Souls 1 vs Dark Souls 2 vs Dark Souls 3
>Frye saddled with the worst option again
>teammates just as frickin stupid if not more than the enemy team
>DEFEAT
i want to strangle someone
Shiver is best. Frye is uglybutt.
>try range blaster
>can never seem to do direct hits even around mid-range
>play against a range blaster
>always get 2-shot by direct hits from max range
What am I doing wrong?
you're not aiming
What does it mean when you open a pack of tableturf cards and some of the cards turn into little yellow squares?
It means it's a duplicate, so you get chunks you can spend in the card shop instead.
>Frye vs. Big Man vs. Shiver
>In that order
The team has gotten a lot better at animating their characters for 3, can't wait to see how good Pearl and Marina will look when the DLC hits
>The team has gotten a lot better at animating their characters for 3
Except for the Squid Sisters' mouths. For whatever reason.
Wouldn't surprise me if it's still the same S1 models just slightly updated. The animations are really stiff in S1 when you go back to look at them, the concerts between the Sisters and Off the Hook are like night and day and Deep Cut is even more animated.
No, actually, the Squid Sisters' models were entirely remade from the ground up for 3. It's why they look a little off, in my opinion. Yet, for some reason, they're still using the animation system used in 1 and 2 instead of the newer one 3 uses for the rest of its models.
Yeah, meant to say animations not models.
>Wave 1 begins
>Dedicate all my energy into killing a Flyfish by myself
>Die in the process
>Another one immediately spawns in its place
>Look to the left
>pic related
Bro just use your specia--ACK!
I wonder if wave breaker can actually damage a flyfish if it's close enough to a ledge? It's armor probably protects it regardless but who knows
You'd have to be on top of a fish stick probably. Seems like a longshot
My condolences
god i wish i had inkjet right about now. protip, the explosher can kill them like bombs for some reason. I only know this by seeing others do it, and dunno if any other weapon has secrets like that, but how tf are you supposed to know? also the missile special thing can one shit if it hits the wienerpit
>but how tf are you supposed to know
That's the only major one off the top of my head, but it was something that was mentioned when the released the weapon for 2. They dont really explain it in game at all from what I can tell which is kinda bullshit.
Anything that "pierces" (Killer Wail, Triple Ink Strike, etc.) can kill armored bosses (Flyfish, Steelhead, scrapper, etc.) without needing to hit weakpoints
I mean, Triple Ink Strike can only kill armored bosses in theory. In practice is just lightly tickles them.
It doesn't fricking do anything.
It has to be a direct hit, and it does a fixed amount of damage. Every armored Salmonid has different health. I think Flyfish is the only one that can be one shot with the missiles.
Forgot to add: Grizzco Slosher pierces, whenever there's a rotation that includes that
Crab tank and Inkjet can also kill flyfish buckets. The cannons in the Cowiener Swarm night time event can as well. Booyah Bomb, Inkstrike, and killer wail kills everything without fricking with weakpoints. Grizzco Slosher does too. It wouldn't surprise me if the Grizzco Bow also does something special with charged shots besides deleting king salmon health. I'm guessing that will be this upcoming random run's grizzco weapon (runs with random weapons have a chance to be grizzco weapons, but the same kind of weapon will be the only one you have a chance to get for that run. All yellow question mark runs means every weapon you get is a grizzco one and that the matchmaking will be fricked for the next week or 2 following it due to morons being carried to VP 400). If you're the last one alive and throw a hail mary bomb the wave won't end until the bomb detonates meaning you can die throwing it and still be safe if the bomb heals someone. Also, if you've met the quota and throw a bomb in the last 2 seconds (not in the water or in a maws) you will win that wave. That trick has saved my ass a lot when I'm the last one alive and know I'm going to die.
I guess if you want to get to VP 999 that’s your best bet is a full grizzco loadout huh
You shouldn't have died at the beginning of the wave killing 1 flyfish, jesus christ.
>what's the past tense of read?
>read
>are they pronounced the same?
>no
>okay, so what's the past tense of lead? is it lead?
>no, it's led.
>how do you pronounce that?
>like lead.
>lead and led are pronounced the same?
>no, not lead. lead.
>??????
It's tough to be thorough throughout though
>Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
I debated on how absurd the idea of a weapon based of "finger painting" would be but I suppose making it a fist-based weapon would be the closest thing to it that can work. But it would likely be the worst turf spreading weapon ever.
There's this awesome song playing in the lobby right now and I can't find it on youtube
Soft vocals, sounds like something you'd hear in Europe or something
Lobby 09
Forget balance, I need the patch that adds Squid Beatz 3 and reveals all the song names yesterday.
How the frick is Squid Beatz 3 not in the game?
Are we EVER going to have a Splatoon game that isn't rushed to shit?
It was probably always going to be rushed, even if the lockdowns never slowed development down in Japan. That's just the Switch way for most games I'm afraid.
It was worked on for at least an entire year more than Splatoon 2, and even got delayed by a few months. So I wouldn't call it rushed. It needed more time, though.
Yeah but how much actually got done during the pandemic? I imagine development came to a complete standstill for at least a couple of months due to the situation as Japs went full moron when it came to their inability to shift to work from home shit. If the game needed more time, it was rushed.
It was clearly rushed even despite the delay. This is the buggiest version of Splatoon yet, there's a lot of unused shit in the data, and the cart build is from fricking May with unfinished multiplayer assets all over the place.
No wonder they swapped the release date with Xenoblade presumably, imagine what state it'd be if we got it in July
This is what happens when a company is against crunching
There’s ‘unused’ shit in every game, most of it will probably never see the light of day, like that 8 ball mode in 2.
Not sure if it is the buggiest, but it sure is the one with the most unstable online.
Yeah this is the one. Jesus Christ I love it. How have I never heard it before?
This might be a dumb idea for a weapon. I thought about something like a yoyo or a boomerang you can throw. When you throw it you're defenseless. However the weapon homes back to you wherever you move. So you can swim around and the boomerang comes back. Thoughts?
Can someone edit it so that thumbnail krillin is wearing the PHat
3 FRICKING SPECIAL WAVES
>survive Grillers with no problem
>clear Mothership is ez
>>Oh damn, we might actually finish this one!
>Glowflies
>that fricking feeling when the sky turns dark
>That feeling when it's just fricking Mudbombs
>It's tornado, mothership or mudmouths
Easy win
You don't have problems with Goldie Hunting right? Right?
I just forgot it existed
Thank goodness I was worried.
Trust me, I can do goldie hunt. My teammates sometimes on the other hand...
I'm mad because I like most of them. Mudfish and Tornade are a blast and Grillers are a good test of awareness (minus the nonexistent startup buff).
Shit like glowflies is the worst.
>Mudfish and Tornade are a blast
They are boring because they're too easy. Grillers is usually pretty hard but fair and glowflies are just broken right now.
Grillers are the most fun event, hightide Grillers on certain maps is bullshit though.
It's weird, in 2 I used to hate Grillers but I strangely enjoy them this time around and rarely seem to find ourselves getting messed up by them. I just prioritize fricking with smallfry if I've got the right weapon, and a roller makes it super easy.
I mean while Spawning Grounds is a pain with Grillers the other Splatoon 2 stages, which didn't come back, often had worse setups.
Does it feel like Suction Bombs and Splat Bombs have bigger hitboxes in this game or is it just me
>mfw deciding to give clash blaster a spin
this has to be the most unga bunga shit I've ever seen, absolutely vile and I can't get enough.
It's not too late to turn back. You can still be forgiven.
See you in C to A rank bro.
I played it earlier and I couldnt stop thinking of this image, hilarious weapon.
Oh hey that's mine. Glad to see people using it.
Just remember to actually aim since the indirect kill is slow as shit and you'll get destroyed in higher ranks.
I get so burnt out trying to roll proper slots and having to wipe them each time, is there a good method to not getting tired of the grind? I know about all the snail tricks but that still doesnt fix the main issue of having to play ~15 matches just for a chance at seeing if its a good roll
Wait until you have a load of chunks then do whatever the hell you want.
Farm them chunks Black person
Drink your ability juice
I kind of like clam blitz now
You must answer for your crimes.
Thinking that Clash Blaster is overpowered is like thinking that spamming Kirby's down-B in Smash is overpowered.
Nah I think most people admit it's a brainless weapon that only works against other brainless squids. Great for sweeping out Timmies with minimal brain power.
It's not overpowered but it's fricking annoying. It's kinda like the blob shit in that it encourages morono play.
I think what we got with the Tornado Wave wasn't the original intent since miners found Giant Gold Egg objects intended for that mode that were worth ten Gold Eggs.
It was probably originally intended to be more involved before it became "Do you remember how to throw eggs?" The Wave.
Where the frick is it?
On the outskirts of Inkopolis by the looks of things
reworked for lore reasons
Shitty meme, but I want to have a stupid song about Moai statues.
This song on Moai Doo-Wop would be so incredibly hard
Reminder that clinging to the walls in Glowflies should only be a backup strategy. To clear it with a high quota you need to stand your ground at a chokepoint that's as close to the basket as possible. Right now all 3 maps have one little square platform that's up a ramp somewhat near the basket, and that's where you need to be. If your weapons aren't good enough to hold out there, they're not good enough to win with the wall strat either.
Seeing so many games where players know to do the wall trick but don't meet the quota has got me concerned that it's going to take some time/effort to get them to try holding up next to the basket. Like, despite not being that effective, it's the strategy that everyone's had drilled into them to beat glowflies.
Why is she so perfect?
2 INT 10 CHA
Mellow nature, not a stuck up c**t, and also not loud and annoying. Just seems pretty chill to be around, but also kinda feisty at the same time
She's into that happy grass.
yeah not particularly attracted to that drooling moron
My headcanon is that the old Killer Wail from Splatoon 1 uses a sample of Pearl's singing.
Had a dream Harmony touched my penis
>team thinks their push is guaranteed because they have an ink vac going
>*slice*
Nothing personnel
>bad guy starts using vac at mahi mahi mid
>casually murder them with my wiper
>lock eyes with the guy 30 ft from him
>he is also using his vac
The replay feature is really worth checking out. I want to see some competitive replays or analysis of replays too. Seems like there hasn't been a ton of competitive play yet though, just waiting for Big House to change that.
sucks that they get deleted when the game updates. And yes I understand why, but an option to convert to video like Smash has would be an easy fix.
There's an upload feature like in Smash.
call me an alcoholic because i am addicted to the bottle
holy fricking shit bros
LDE on the Aviators + this, we fashionably meta now
Thanks for the heads up, I'm ordering that shit.
>the greaser look
I don't know if I want to look like Danny
Give me Sandy for my Octogirl instead
What is this? Is there a phone app for this game?
It's part of the Splatoon 3 section in the Nintendo Online app
Nintendo Switch Online app. Very useful. Lets you look at in-depth stats and order gear with different abilities.
How do you use this thing?
aim in vague direction of enemy
arc up
fire
Spineless Sloshing Machine User
Brellas are the coolest class of weapon. They're so cool. And perfect. They have good range and good damage and a good gimmick. And good kits. And their poses are the best. And they're cool.
I wish I could get good with the Tenta and just be a shotgun homie.
Angle Shooter is good, I don't care what anyone says. But I hope people keep trashing it so the devs make it a 3 hit and/or give it like 4 uses on one tank, thereby making it better than a lot of main weapons.
Just make the lingering trail do damage and it'll be on par with everything else
Seems very situational, still nice tho
I think it complements the Pro very well. If you get two shots and then the enemy moves out of range, tag them with it and boom, dead. Also lets you assist in fights that are out of your range normally.
And, before the variants in S2 I was used to using the Pro with Point Sensor, so the fact that it does damage at all already feels like a buff.
It's much easier to hit things with point sensor
Point Sensor is more useful when you have a certain area in front of you and you want to make sure it's clear. But if you already know where the enemies are and you to mark and harass them, Angle Shooter is as good or better.
I am awaiting the Big Run
>big run removes the 3 boss type at a time cap
PANIC
Is there always a 50% markup when you order gear?
I miss her bros...
At least she still has a store. Meanwhile Flow is just gone forever.
I REGRET EVERYTHING!
Best character design in the series thrown away after one fricking game
Here, take this.
I wanna frick middle scrapped Flo design and she looks like she’d be up for it
I miss our hippie aunt. Slug is for hugs.
>Spyke, Annie & Moe, Flow & Craymond, Iso Padre, Agent 4, and Pearl are on Team Chaos
>Chaos wins Finalfest to influence the direction of Splatoon 3
>Splatoon 3 comes
>NONE of them except for Pearl appear in the game whatsoever, and Pearl has no real relevancy and is reduced to being a character in another offscreen band Yes, I know she'll have more relevancy in the DLC, but still.
What the frick happened?
Probably what other people have been saying, that the game's general direction and feel were decided well in advance and the whole Chaos victory was dressing, at best. Wouldn't have been too difficult to change the big bulky buildings into some sort of weird futuristic utopia looking deal if Future had won.
I do doubt that a little bit, considering they said right after Chaos vs Order they hadn't really even started development on 3 yet, and the entire aesthetic of the multiplayer is based on Chaos.
And the idea that they spent at least 3 years or more thinking up the direction of the singleplayer campaign only to end up with...that, is depressing to contemplate.
We'll probably never know, but considering I don't really feel the whole chaos theme all that much, I wouldn't be surprised. I liked single player.
Reach for the stars, bro.
>Shopkeepers switch every game because they take place in a new game
>Except Sheldon because frick you
Why do they like Sheldon so much?
The bloke is just as old if not older than Cuttlefish. He's not going anywhere, even with his worsening eyesight.
>we could've had Agent 8 take over the weapon business
>nope we're using the guy nobody likes, again
>frick you
Japanese kids probably like him or something
I do like how they realized he's a slog to sit through when he speaks so not only did they make a skip button, but they worked it into his character
God I wish Agent 8 took over, it'd be such a cool lore thing and having an octoling shopkeeper would be cool.
splatoon might as well be called wasted potential: the series. so many cool things they could do just from their own setup alone that they just don't for whatever reason
Sheldon's family has been making weapons for generations it's lore
Why does he happen to move to every city that a big world ending event is about to happen?
Curious...
I was excited when Sheldon came back because I just like his shop's theme music and would be sad if it was gone
I completely forgot about her.
me too
it's not fricking fair
Never
>2 stringers
>5 splatlings
>2 splatanas
>5 sloshers
>14 shooters
>4 rollers
>5 dualies
>7 chargers
>2 brushes
>3 brellas
>6 blasters
There are too many shooters and not enough anything else
I mean jesus christ how are there only 4 main rollers, an iconic weapon type since the beginning. They could only think of 4 archeypes and one of them is just a mix of two of them.
You know, I used to think Splatlings got a raw deal but that's not bad at all, though I could do with more.
What else could you do with them though? I thought of one where maybe you have a very slow rate of fire but each shot is kinda like an Explosher shot but weaker. Though I guess that would just be kinda like a Blaster.
Splatling that fires like a minigun in any other game where it slowly revs up and fires faster and faster instead of charging
Yeah that would be good too.
It's funny how the crab tank and the octoling gatlings both work like this, but there's still no primary for it.
More rollers would be nice. Can't think of any good ideas, maybe a horizontal flingza, AKA longer range regular fling?
I saw an idea for one that shoots out ink in a wave in front of you while rolling in a fan splatoon 3 concept, so we can actually have a roller where it's good to roll.
Shooters are a very bloated class. There are many that are very slight variations on each other. I hope they give out shooter kits more sparingly. The fact that shooters operate so similarly and have so many kit variations is a large part of what makes the game centralize around them
>posts from the Americas: shiver is non binary, trans and loves women! trans rights!!! + ugly bara furries
>posts from yurop:
>posts from Japan: high quality art just about anywhere + top tier dicky
please just nuke the US already holy shit also give the sole nintendo janny a raise or at least a coworker, love seeing these freaks cry on twatter after receiving a warning and getting banned
Go back to twitter and stay there.
So they do get banned then? Happy to hear.
>Deep Cut bends the knee to Marie specifically
Bandits have good taste!
Why haven't you embraced the bucket lifestyle?
>octozon with bucket
damn, reminds me of this
shame it never lasted until octo expansion
I like weapons that demand skill.
Who the frick decided that one team on Mahi-mahi just gets to be wide open to people just walking in?
There's a lot of decisions that seem to have gone bad with Mahi Mahi
>One team
They’re identical, but it changes halfway through the match/when someone hits 50
i fricking hate mahi mahi with a passion.
it frickin sucks gettin walked in on and met with someone at spawn like that, and it feels dirty on the flip side of it as well.
it's probably my least liked map. hammerhead is slightly better but not by much.
i hope we get a lot more maps in an update and not drip fed
>Playing Splatana Wiper
>Get chased around the outside of malo mart by a stamp. Whatever, I’m faster.
>Come around the other side, shoot a charge shot to get back to the objective
>Melee instakill on an enemy I didn’t know was there
Fricking lmao. I watched the replay from their perspective. I came out of frickin’ nowhere.
Why are the devs seemingly so ashamed of their old Splatoon 1 designs? The maps were fricking good. Even the worst S1 maps were better than some of the middling S2 maps. And definitely better than the abominacions they turned Hammerhead and Mahi Mahi into in 3.
Splatoon 1 is a different game. Let it go.
Also the only bad map in Splatoon 3 is Hammerhead, because it's boring.
Listen, I will admit 3 is a better game. But it's a better game with worse maps. If we could have a Splatoon with all the great weapons and features and balance of 3 with the map design of 1 that would be perfect.
Yeah, maps are a bit weak design wise this time around. At least the music is an improvement from 2. Splatoon 2 ost is garbage.
Holy shit taste, batman
Splat 2 OST is series peak
Is this bizarro world? Plat 2 OST is pure zoomer pseudo music.
Speak without buzzwords this time.
Okay, it's a childish mesh or random instrument with barely and rhythm and that arrogant zoomer touch.
Did you stop playing early or something? This shit is fricking fire
They even had a fricking celtic punk band. Find me one zoomer who listens to The Pogues or Flogging Molly
Exactly what I'm talking about. It's like they recorded a guy holding a trumpet while having a seizure while a guy was playing the only notes he learned on the piano and a third guy is just being le random improviser. No rhyme or reason.
>Jazz is zoomer music
Holy shit it’s moronic, I feel sorry for arguing with it
Jazz is Black person pseudo music, and zoomers poorly copy it, yes.
Okay buddy enjoy listening to sweet home alabama on loop or whatever. Jesus.
I'm sorry I don't enjoy the noise made by a group of monkeys locked in a room full of instruments. Of course zoomers fell in love with it, being the Black person worshipers they are. I happen to enjoy well written music.
>I happen to enjoy well written music.
Such as?
There's a difference between "simple music" and Jazz "le random notes of le random instrument for no reason at all". Black folk lack discipline and it shows in their music.
If you really think that composition is random you got a 60 IQ
>le seizure solo face
Man I dare you to try playing that piano part
By the way, jazz didn’t invent intentional dissonance.
You happen to enjoy easy listenin’ uncomplicated music. Which is fair, everyone’s a pleb at something.
This is what happens when you only listen to videogame music your whole life
There are a lot of games that have jazz influences these days. This anon is just incredibly, inexplicably stupid
>guy
Ink theory is an all girl group in universe and IRL too
?t=52
Once again women showing they are inferior to men in everything.
That is skillful as frick playing, I am sorry you are moronic
They got some weird looking people workin on splatoon
I like how the voice actresses for pearl and marina look like their respective characters. They're like caricatures cranked up to eleven, so that they're juuuust barely recognizable.
It’s funny to me that they took the gorgeous Lighter 190e chick and turned her into a gremlin
She do have a gremlin voice though
Go back to Ganker.
Sounds like you're a gay with shit taste tbh
Splatoon 1 had a lot of shit maps too. But they should bot have changed Mahi, it was excellent. New Mahi is just okay. Hammerhead needed some changes, and widening it was good, but removing the grates and verticality was bad. Now it’s essentially a better walleye
Splatoon 1's shit maps were at least memorable, which is unironically a big part of what makes a map good. If you can REMEMBER a map's geometry, that is a huge plus. It makes them better to play regardless of actual quality. You can probably remember how Moray Towers or Saltspray Rig are laid out despite not really liking them. I can remember how Train is laid out in CSGO and I hate that map. The problem with 2 and 3 are the homogeneity and boringness of the maps, the mediocre and bad ones do not have the memorability bonus.
Saltspray Rig was a trashfire of a map but it was my trashfire and I love it.
It was very fun in turf war and absolutely garbage in everything else. And Turf War is only fun for the first few days of each new game and a little for splatfest
Unironically it could be decent for Clam Blitz
That’s a really stupid argument when many of their memorable features are the ones that made them so bad. The only maps that feel too similar in 3 are Eeltail and Mincemeat. And the maps always improve and become more outlandish in updates
Quit comparing base Splat3 to end of life Splat1 and Splat2. This game has better launch maps than either, and Splat2 had an incredibly dull soundtrack until ABXY was added
Cute
How would this squid be getting heavier just transforming
Then again they can shart massive amounts of ink constantly from thin air so why am I focused on this
>this will never be you
Well, duh! We are humans, not squids.
Not with that attitude. Just give yourself permanent brain damage and summon a squid tulpa. Or wait for Splatoon 7:Virtual Realinkty
People can't even see your level, so there's really no reason to even care about leveling past 30 is there
SOVL
Have you remade your outfit yet anon?
it just isn't the same give me my fricking coat nintendo
Oh man, I had some of the best SR sessions ever with these two dudes. Basically zero struggle, everybody knew their role and we didn't give flyfish, stingers, or big shots time to exist. We cleared out a cohozuna wave so fricking quick, it looked almost easy. Managed to take down almost half the HP myself with quick kills and egg barrages. And it even gave everyone a golden scale! Didn't want to leave, but I'm done for the moment and map change was gonna separate us anyway. Word to my mans Sao and Gin, two superstars. Octo daughter best daughter.
mom they are spamming troony homosexualry on eu servers again
Take your meds
uhhh these skittles are looking kinda sus
S tier
- Kelp Dome
- Bluefin Depot
- Camp Triggerfish
- Flounder Heights
- The Reef
- Hagglefish Market
A tier
- Arowana Mall
- Blackbelly Skatepark
- Saltspray Rig
- Walleye Warehouse
- Port Mackerel
- Moray Towers
- Mahi-Mahi Resort (S1)
- Museum D'Alfonsino
- Piranha Pit
- Ancho-V Games
- Musselforge Fitness
- Manta Maria
- Piranha Pit
- Wahoo World
- Undertow Spillway
- Mincemeat Metalworks
- Hammerhead Bridge (S3)
- Mahi-Mahi Resort (S3)
B tier
- Urchin Underpass
- Inkblot Art Academy
- Sturgeon Shipyard
- Snapper Canal
- MakoMart
- Shellendorf Institute
- Skipper Pavilion
- Scorch Gorge
- Eeltail Alley
C tier
- Humpback Pump Track
- Starfish Mainstage
- New Albacore Hotel
F tier
- Hammerhead Bridge (S1)
- Goby Arena
terrible list
wahoo world is dogshit
inkblot is dogshit and ruins every rainmaker rotation it's on, why did it even return it feels like it was on every fricking time I wanted to play 2
hammerhead S1 is kino, hammerhead S3 is dogshit
Horrible list
>S tier
>- Kelp Dome
>- Bluefin Depot
>- Camp Triggerfish
>Humpback bottom 5
Rethink your life
>Kelp Dome and The Reef anywhere near S tier
>Urchin Underpass that low
>Moray Towers not squarely in F-tier
The Reef is excellent, dumbass
>The Reef S-tier
good taste an-
>Moray Towers A-tier
never fricking mind
>Bluefin Depot S-Tier
this homie never played ranked mode on that map
what's wrong with The Reef?
Bump up Inkblot, Humpback, and Hammerhead (S1) to A-tier at least. Lower Wahoo to C-tier and this is actually not bad.
>A tier
>- Moray Towers
have a nice day. F tier.
She is so stoned.
And I love her for it. I sometimes go to her store when I feel like preparing another bowl and pretend I'm sharing it with her.
>come into thread to see someone shitting on jazz
I didn't know stuffy middle-aged homosexuals from the sticks played Splatoon.
I mean, where do you think you are? People on Ganker unironically have no taste and think that video game music is the high point of the music medium. And I say this as someone who listens to a lot of video game music.
You think they'll add any kits in the mid-season patch or do you think it's on a seasonal basis only?
Conflicted, on one hand I want something good for Jet Squelcher but on the other I don't want anymore Tenta Missile weapons.
Seasonal probably, but I don't want it to be.
Tenta Missiles should just be removed, it's not too late.
New weapons are added with new catalogs every 3 months. They didn't say when stages are added though, so those might happen mid-season.
I think they’re just gonna dump all the new weapons to the next season. We’re almost halfway through this season anyway.
>Optimized Katana gear is aviators and a leather jacket
There’s some kinda irony to this that makes it amazing
Now if only I could get some other swim speed shoes so I can ditch these sandals
Ninja Squid is not good for splatana
Ninja Squid is good on everything in this one
LDE/NS/SJ is actually a viable set of mains for most weapons, even longer range
I disagree. Swim Speed Up is always the superior choice to Ninja Squid
You need less subs of SSU to get back to baseline in 3 than in 2. I'm pretty sure like 2 less subs.
I don’t want to be at baseline, I want to be fast as frick
Have fun being the only person in the match not using Ninja Squid then I guess
>will be able to move incredibly fast in all scenarios
>lose out on stealth in scenarios where we have swathes of ink coverage
Oh no, how tragic
This, Ninja Squid is absurdly strong. Going fast means frickall when enemies can see where you're going and snap to your position instantly. Being able to mask your position is killer, and it makes me glad Tenta Missiles is in the game, as it's a counter to it.
Is Stealth Jump really that good? I feel like you'll still get splat immediately after you land in you jump into a hot zone
There was Punk Cherries with Swim Speed on Splatnet which would've been perfect, but you probably missed them
What was so good about Hammerhead in Splat 1?
It had fun verticality and a lot of grates, which made it unique. New hammerhead is overhated, but it is a shame to lose out on a stage with a very unique identity
New Hammerhead is ok but it is boring and completely ruined what made the original so fun, which was its verticality and having a lot of grates. It's also aesthetically boring too while Hammerhead in 1 looked really cool.
Why are you restating what I said back to me
I meant to reply to the guy you were replying to and didn't refresh my page. Chill.
I just asked a question. Don’t be so sensitive
>use a drink ticket
>go on a losing streak
WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING I JUST WANT TO LEVEL MY COOL NEW JACKET
>used up two drink tickets during the Splatfest
>only got maybe 6 of the ability chunks I actually wanted because I went on a losing streak
That shit really is fricking frustrating.
Hey, does anyone else have problems with their art posts not showing up anywhere? Played with friends online and they couldnt see mine, i couldnt see theirs.
You got shadow banned. That's what you get for furry posting.
Yeah, i generally report those. My post is just an Octorok sprite.
I'm just messing with you. Art is probably storage every other hour to their servers and take some time to show up ingame.
Fair enough man, i just remember in Spla22n that even when i posted offline i would see it appear on the walls and stuff.
Someone in another thread talked about the Gloogi Duelies being underrated and I have to agree after playing with them. I totally glazed over them but it feels like a very balanced weapon and is effective.
I will reciprocate by admitting that I was demolished by one at TC Makomart just the other hour.
They've got the K52 Gal kit so they're automatically good because of that, even if the main weapon isn't as great.
Too defensive and slow for my taste. To me dualies are suppose to be fast, explosive and with high mobility. The Gloogi Duelies are too slow and defensive for me.
Also 4 dashes > 2 dashes.
Question, how are Tetra and Dualie Squelchers balanced? What am I supposed to do as a Splatling main?
Also the frick is it with Jet Squelchers outranging Heavy Splatling?
Can't say anything about Splatling but dualie squelchers are great if you are good at aiming while dashing, but they could really use an offensive special. You are suppose to get in their face and dash like an anime shonen protagonist while using the dualie weapons, to me.
>Open Game
>Check ranked
>It's clam Blitz
>Close game
can't believe people defend this garbage rotation system
There are two ranked queues, stupid?
Wait, you dont play ranked open do you?
We dont have octoling armor because they are saving it for when we get playable octozons as dlc right?
Bold of you to assume they won't just forget about Octozons until they reuse them as enemies again.
inkbrush or octobrush? im not very good with the grapple power up
Nice quints.
Go for Octo.
thanks, ill try to get better with the zipcaster
Alterna is a great starting point. Push for better times and practice wasting less time between each zipcast.
thank you anon, should i be using to take out a target or get to their base to ink? or just situational
The safest time is during a teamfight. Make sure you know for sure that the enemies are busy fighting, not inking. Zipcast to near untargetable areas. Don't pick fights with CQC players who are aware of your presence. Stay alert of your ink gauge, once it's over, so is the zipcast. You will almost never run into a situation where you'll need to zipcast 4 times for the duration. It's the best disruptor, but it should not be an initiator during a fight. If you're only using it for turf war, you can last minute ink the enemy base, just be sure no one is close enough to reverse your infiltration.
appreciate the help
Zipcaster is a solid solution to take out backlining chargers, but with enough map sense, it can help flank unsuspecting players, disrupt enemy fire, and help add pressure to a fight. Generally, remember that the brush itself is a good answer for players attempting to flank frontliners, so consider providing defensive cover before pressing the attack.
That's all I gotta say tbh. Probably use Ink recovery and ink resistance as they can help keep you fighting longer. I'm only 2 star so take my advice with a grain of salt.
I kind of hate everyone wearing these glasses for some inexplicable reason.
>Swim Speed is good
>They look cool
the willy wonka glasses?
>Wanted order to win
>Chaos wins
>The game barely makes use of the chaos theming and singleplayer is more order based
Heh
> The game barely makes use of the chaos theming
Most of the new maps are wasteland oriented, the hub is a cluttered and messy wall of buildings, the idols are a trio of culture blended (Japanese folk, East Asian and Brazilian) bandits. What else exactly did you guys want out of the chaos theme?
Campaign was the biggest thing everyone wanted Chaos to influence
Campaign is also the weakest point of the entire series.
Honestly If they devoted all the campaign resources to Salmon Run I wouldn't complain.
I would argue that having chaos influence the actual theming of the game is more significant than the campaign. If Splatoon 2 is anything to go by, it wouldn’t have changed much anyway.
*bunnyhops to mid*
why don't people like wahoo world?
>Only two solid approach options
>One of those options gone for half of the match
>That approach option that doesn't disappear is very easy to lock people down from since it's a narrow as frick corridor and is uninkable
>Mid is very easy to wall people out from if you have a competent team
>Layouts for ranked modes besides Splat Zones are trash
It's shit, at least the spawn area is good. If it had side paths instead of fricking huge walls next to the mid area it would genuinely be a pretty good stage.
You can also go under and then up, and in non splat zone modes, under and around
>attempting A --> S rank up challenge for the 3rd time
>2-2, on last game, clearly winning
>a communication error has occurred
I want to cry
the rank up battle to S was way harder than any S rank matches ive had
A+ to S rank up is the ultimate filter in Anarchy. Ranking up to S+ is a breeze compared to the shitfest hellhole that is A rank.
I barely scrapped by my Rank Up battle and have been afraid of touching a series again after my first S series went horribly so that's reassuring.
I find that ranking up to S+ is about as hard, really.
Rank up S to S+
>Losing streak sets me back from starting point of 300 to about 50, never sink into the negatives
>Climb back to the 600s
>Losing streak sets my back by around 200 into the low 400s/high 300s
>Climb back again to high 700s
>Small setback to 600s
>After that its a climb all the way to the top
>Lose my first rank up series, get enough points to try again on the next attempt with a 5-2
>Barely manage to clear rank up in my second try with a 3-2
Meanwhile A to S
>Climb my way from A to A+ (800) with a few stumbles here and there
>Start losing, doing like shit
>Losing streak has me bleeding points
>Im now at -800
>Manage to climb all the way back to rank up through sheer willpower and trying out new weapons
>Had to do like 3 or 4 rank ups before I finally got into S
I dont really remember B rank, it wasnt that bad I guess
Right now I'm somewhere around 350-400 after going on a losing streak and going into the negatives for the first time, though I was only -100 or so at the worst.
I lost something like 3-4 Series in a row when I got to S finally and that had never happened to me until then. I feel like I end up being put on really bad teams, whereas my opponents are always really good players more often than not.
It's the same as LoL then with its Diamond 4 hell. People who already made it and doesn't care about tryharding anymore.
Who's the best shopkeeper?
Hard mode: Don't say Harmony
Harmony.
Hard mode is for chumps and masochists (ie chumps).
What did I just say? Now you must face the consequences of your actions. I'M SENDING YOU TO SPLATOON! AND GUESS WHAT?! YOU'RE GETTING NO b***hES!
Too bad, homosexual.
Isn't it obvious?
What, out of all of them or just the current batch? Because Mr. Coco wins hands down, he's a total bro. Gnarly Eddy is alright but kind of lame after the last two hat people and completely overshadowed by Nails.
Now you, I like.
>Skipping leg day.
He's like 40% or 50% legs, it's not his fault the sunlight hates his bottom ones.
wasn't planning on it
Harmony, Flow, Eddie, Annie, Sean in that order
What's the benefits of being Profreshional +1? Or the benefits for demoting myself?
>+can have fun again
>+can finish more than 1/3 of shifts
>+can encounter Cohozuna more frequently (by finishing shifts more consistently)
>+can kill Cohozuna more easily
>-slightly fewer Grizzco points
>-freelancer teammates are worse on average
>-lose the pride of calling yourself EVP
>Stuck at the same 500 EVP rank for 6 hours
WHY DID THEY SPEED UP THE ANIMATIONS FOR NONBOSS SALMONIDS SO MUCH THEY KEEP COMBOING ME TO DEATH I JUST WANT MY SILVER FISSION BADGE FRICK EVERYTHING
there is no way to track this but i've died the most to chums and tetra missiles. stingers is 3rd there somewhere
is it true that you can't de-rank in ranked (by losing or by manually doing it)? Saw some pic where someone was on a huge losing streak in S and had like -1500p. That seems kind of moronic, you can get lucky and thrown into deep waters and then just get stuck there permanently? and spreading your 30 game losing streak around to your unfortunate teammates as well
Yes it's true. Only way to derank is to wait for the end of the season.
What about elo? Can you play against A and B people while in S rank?
Only in Open, pretty sure
what the fug, and they brought back the singular shared rank again too. I have my S rank-up pending now and not only do I not feel ready for S, I've also never even touched clam blitz or rainmaker modes, so now if I ever want to learn them it's gonna be in full tryhard world
I had a teammate in A rank rainmaker who kept grabbing it and retreating to center because they had no idea how the mode worked. I thought they were throwing on purpose until I watched the replay
Combining the ranks is moronic, that just ensures that I’m never going to play Clam Blitz in series because I am far worse at that mode than others
Yup, no deranking. You dont even go from + to neutral to -, there was a point where my rank was displayed as -800 A+. You can crawl out of that hole with enough sweat blood and tears btw, Im S+ now.
I know it won't happen but I hope they just remove Tenta Missiles, you can't fix them with simple nerfs, these things need a full rework.
>Fight enemy team
>Two have S-rank gold badges
Help, how do I make it stop
Get gud and stomp them.
Gomenasorry anon, I'm not that good
It's the only way, bro. No one was born being a pro. You have to grind until you are at the top with them. Do not shy from them, learn instead.
It's not possible
I'm on a 20-match losing streak now because I'm not a god
Usually die like 7-8 times per match
Frickin aimbot butthole on the enemy team for 17 kills in frickin turf war
Spawn and die, spawn and die, spawn and die
I hate this video game
>Trailer for season 2 releases
>They show off all the new weapon kits
>You hear this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls3nbdvbaDg
>Firefin Splat Charger with Sting Ray
>first gold scale
frick yeah
>ohhh cool what can I buy with this?
>some ok looking banners and ugly green statues for your locker
Just give me silver scales for them suits
yeah it's a shame you have to buy stuff for the new better stuff to come out
Enjoy it, because I've been playing since launch and still only have 2 of the motherfrickers.
Only thing I want to get right now is that nice neon-blue banner since I already got my blue slopsuit. But still need 3 more golden scales.
The locker is the most disappointing, irrelevant and boring new feature.
think of all the devtime that was spent on it and tableturf, that could've been spent on things like squid beatz 3, or more weapon kits, or making a sensible story
Probably not much, especially Tableturf, that's like saying Triple Triad was a huge endeavor to make
Tinkering with it and figuring out a neat arrangement was a pretty cool little 3 hour experience but once you got a design you're content with you're pretty much done
I wanted an entire damn room like the opening loading screen in Splatoon 1. But nooooo.
I am having a lot of fun with it but I need more classy stuff. The thinker statue and the record player are a start, plus the dark wood locker. I need more marble and gold.
>so many things on splatnet I want to order
>have no money and winning multiplayer matches just ain't enough
OSU. TATAKAE. OUENDAN!
Stop being a lucklet and just have SR capsules give you 2x 32k & 1x 16k cash rewards like it did for me this rotation :^)
>someone disconnected on my fifth ensured win for series
homosexual.
I already did them over a day ago. Funnily enough, I usually get massive amounts of dough, but this time it was mostly drink tickets.
I feel you. Grizz can be pretty stingy with the cash sometimes. Also, why does that octo have her mouth open like that. She looks silly
Well that was the easiest rainmaker match I ever had. Two suction bombs took out the whole team and I had a clear shot to both the checkpoint and the goal. Kind of thought they'd avoid jumping into my delayed rainmaker shot but eh. Exp is exp.
Veemos can be very silly sometimes, but that's just another reason of why I love em.
I understand. Silly cephalopods do tug at the heartstrings.
Just wanna squeeze em.
>almost 15 seconds to pick up an egg
I've had my fair share of disconnects and other tomfoolery, but have yet to see anything on this level. Jeez.
Squeeze em, hold em, care for them. Love them truly with all your heart for the rest of your blessed days
Now you're sprekken what I sprekken.
do your salmon runs. the first twelve orbs usually give like 50K per rotation
Get to work anon. I know a guy looking for some part time workers.
Is there a splathax for 3 yet?
have a nice day
Is that a yes or no?
It's a "have a nice day", you illiterate homosexual
Okay but is there a splathax for 3 yet? That was the question.
You will find the answer at the end if a rope
If a rope what?
I think he's saying yes you should have a nice day.
What does that have to do with splathax?
How do we save them?
Give them some of Harmony's medicinal stash. That'll get some color back into them
canonically, music.
So are Inklings just immune to ink when they feel like it?
turf wars are just games and everyone follows the rules. That being said cap'n cuttlefish takes way more ink to cover him since he's a tough veteran.
They're the same color
Callie wasn't the same color as you in 2.
>You know those new arrivals? The ones with the weird hairstyles?
>Well, I met one of them out in the Inkopolis square. We said our hello's and talked about our turf war strategies.
>Personally I'm more of a Roller guy but the girl seemed to be a big Charger fan. Talked about a lot of complex strategic stuff and she really knew her stuff. I didn't even understand most of what she was talking about.
>She had this really intense look on her face when talking and even had a book where she wrote down her tactics, looked old too.
>So you know, I asked her how long she's been turfing for because you don't just have something like that and NOT know what you're doing. But she told me this was her first time out doing this kind of stuff and was just getting ready for her first match. Crazy right? Guess she really wanted to get ahead of the game.
>We talked some more and eventually we said our goodbyes.
>Now I didn't really expect to see her again but low and behold the next Turf war match I had she was on the opposing team.
>Here I am, feeling sorry for her getting paired against me and a trio of pro's but what happened next was unsquidible. Despite using a charger (why would anyone bring one to a turf war, seriously) she managed to decimate my team in 40 seconds flat!
>She somehow managed to get to our side of the map in record time and sniped us on our side!
>Anytime we tried to move out of our area she picked us off, we couldn't hit her either because she was always managed to get out of our range.
>I almost broke my Roller in a fury but Sheldon's "If you break it you buy it in full" policy kept me from my breaking point.
>She even smiled and waved at me as she sniped me!
>But despite everything I couldn't help but be impressed, especially since she was a noob.
>I managed to find her out in the square again, still writing stuff down in her book, and we got to chatting again.
>Can you guess who I got to join us this shift?
>check my K/D ratio in ranked in the app
>10/10
I cannot believe I'm a shitter lads
I JUST NEED ONE MORE SILVER SCALE FUUUUUU
What is hazard level max and should I care about it
Hazard Level Max is when Salmon Run is at is most batshit insane
If you have to ask, you don't need to know.
Something that's beyond my skill level. I've got plenty of time to practice before they fix the bug that cheats you out of your badge for clearing it at least.
They say that a Hydra needs team support, but what they don't tell you is all the team support a Hydra needs is another Hydra. That's it. That's all it needs.
Maybe on splat zones hammerhead. I am crying imagining being in a team with two hydras trying to push the RM
More like on literally any map. Hydras don't need to push when they can lock down anything.
Try it yourself
I have been. It's ridiculously powerful.
>More downtime than any non charger weapon
>Lock down everything
Throw a bomb and their ass and watch them curse as they have to spend another fifty years to spin back up, if they even have ink.
I was not expecting the worst bit of going back to 2 to be the visuals
If you think that's bad, try going back to 1.
Man i really like C-Side do we know their names?
>Profresh +3
>People still killing scrappers on the beach
I will never escape this hell rank
>checking salmon run on the app
>remember that fun shift in which I was doing well
>turns out I was getting carried
A tale as old as time
>have to wait till morning for SR reset and more cash
Damn.
Eh, it happens. Just be grateful you were lucky enough, but be sure to git gud eventually.
FIX YOUR SHIT NINTENDO
I swear this was never a problem in 2, yeah there was delay on eggs but I never remember just not being able to pick them up.
It definitely happened in 2
>doesn't even get the one he was trying for
Make them fix their shit, go on.
this happened to me earlier than it disconnected the match. a real shame it was going well. hightide twenty seconds left, and every boss that came out was a steelhead that immediately got destroyed.
skill issue
the servers are running like shit today
i have zero problems in SR, but i'm gettin connection errors in matchmaking
>servers
How long until this weapon rotation ends? Did I already miss it?
You got about 7 hours and 20 minutes to give it a go.
Just over 7 more hours, until 9am pst
It's a pretty good rotation, definitely play a bit if you are able. Leagues better than some of the past recent ones
I FRICKING SWEAR I’M NOT THE PROBLEM AAAAAAAAAAAH
Idk man, looks a little "fishy"
>mine is 2.2
Works for me, least I'm not entirely deadweight.
I have no idea what's going on in 3. 2 could have a hiccup here or there, but on the whole Splatoon 2 was probably the best game to play on Switch's horrid online. 3 seems to be shitting the bed six ways from Sunday.
No lie, mine was 1.7 when I started today. Had a really bad series of matches several rotations in a row. Even bumped me down to pro+3. But I buckled down today and played my ass off. Felt good
So cruel for life to make me want to love creatures that don't even exist.
Damn, that sucks. Glad to see you stuck it out.
>love creatures that don't even exist.
It does seem like a laugh at our expense, but I'll still get as much happiness from it as I can.
Truly then maybe it is not a curse, but a blessing to be able to love so much to the point of pain over a creature of pure innocence
>no drowning child filter over the vocals
crazy
>Teammate grabs the rainmaker
>Retreats backwards
>Comparatively enemy grabs the Rainmaker
>Cuts backwards through their base, putting us at 4 points away from knockout
>Lost the match because of a comms error