Stat him

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Large Magical Beast

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Class: Devil
    Lifespan: Indefinite

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What system?
    >nor was there system by which to divide him back into hisorigins for he would not go.
    Oh yeah.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hell's bells

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. It's pain train!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    intelligence: higher than yours

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know, he could be posting here. He said he'll live forever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see him naked yet, motherfucker. I'm safe.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
    Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
    Initiative: +1
    Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
    Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
    Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
    Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
    Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
    Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
    Special Attacks: Improved grab
    Special Qualities: Scent
    Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
    Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
    Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
    Feats: Alertness, Track
    Environment: Temperate forests
    Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
    Challenge Rating: 4
    Treasure: None
    Alignment: Always neutral
    Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
    Level Adjustment: —

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Int 2
      Dude is literaly knows something about everything
      >Cha 10
      read the book
      >Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
      >Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
      No gun?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lurk moar.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        newfag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ai generated?

        based 3.5e stat block

        Gross. Did you use an AI for this or what

        It's a fucking Owlbear you retards, you fucking morons. And no I didn't "lurk moar" I just used fucking google.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ai generated?

        Gross. Did you use an AI for this or what

        Actual factual bots who need to brain their own AI on board history and memes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ai generated?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See

        lurk moar.

        newfag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based 3.5e stat block

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gross. Did you use an AI for this or what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely depressing seeing people not know this response. And even worse asking 'AI generated????' fucking maroons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      leel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's an old meme, sir, but it checks out.jpg

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prince of Life

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just what the fuck WAS Judge Holden?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Satan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In real life?
      A tall, pale man with an education who was clever enough to use a pseudonym when committing crimes.
      In the book?
      An anthropomorphised personification of an abstract concept, much like Death from Terry Pratchett's Diskworld series, but in this case it's the human impulse to violence.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terrifying to a truly unsettling degree.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a writer, and if I ever manage to pen a character as enduring as Holden, I'll consider myself having "made it."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A mask of Nyarlathotep. The description of historic Judge Holden sounds like something that inspired Lovecraft.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Greater daemon of Khrone in disguise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's too smart and indirect for that.Sure he gets his shit done, but if you have to make such a cringe comparison at least use tzeentch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a Gnostic archon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also Gnostic archon

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    0 Car
    0 Hotness

    Done

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop shilling this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead, he was described as a greasy if psycopathic and educated man in the original memoirs.
    If he didn't die with Glanton's Gang when the were attacked at the ford, he would have been one of three other possible people mentioned to have interacted or ridden with the gang.
    And we have death notices for all three.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legendary Chomo

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bros......... le morality......... le religion....... le man................................ is le stoopid............
    >le nihilism............................ le atheism....................... le amorality.................. is le smart
    Dick Size: 1 inch
    Occupation: cuckold
    (same as the author)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back to Ganker

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker sucks off Cormac like there's no tomorrow.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker is composed of lilliterate retards that don't read books, the right place for people like that anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *illiterate retards

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bros......... le morality......... le religion....... le man................................ is le stoopid............
        >le nihilism............................ le atheism....................... le amorality.................. is le smart
        Dick Size: 1 inch
        Occupation: cuckold
        (same as the author)

        samefag

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stfu gay punk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I take it you didn't read the book very closely if at all. The entire point of the Judge is that he was the embodiment of evil, a satanic figure who road with the gang because they were horrible people. Well it didn't exactly turn out well for them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      R U I N E D

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the opposite of the thesis of the book
        i can't tell if you're a sweaty samefag or just another run of the mill retard

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't stat fictional characters, especially villains and heroes, because they'd always be near the top of the every attribute. Let's use Call of Cthulhu for example.
    >Strength
    95, the man can use a howitzer like it was a normal rifle for fuck's sake
    >Dexterity
    80 at least. For someone of his size, he's an agile dancer.
    >Size
    90, nuff said.
    >Constitution
    85, he takes the heat of the deserts with no problem.
    >Intelligence
    90. He can easily read the room and individuals and manipulate events to suit him. Add to that his memorization and understanding of multiple sciences.
    >Education
    95. He knows the recipe for gunpowder, knows how to stuff birds, can practically come up with plans at the drop of a hat, the man's a sage.
    >Appearance
    60, but only because he's pale and has no hair, otherwise he's tall, muscular and can charm anyone.
    >Willpower
    90. You can't achieve everything he has with a weak will.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Appearance
      >60, but only because he's pale and has no hair, otherwise he's tall, muscular and can charm anyone.
      Should be lower or split between appearance and charisma, he's very fat and often described as looking like a gigantic baby. Otherwise yes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's been a while since I read the book, but I don't remember him being described as fat.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who?

    Also, stat thread.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judge Holden. He's the antagonist of the novel Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, I see, thanks.

        I wonder why not make this thread a semi-regular like character art thread, or CYOA thread, why just post one character with "stat him" if you can make a thread about multiple ones.
        Also, judging by the character, the system that suits to stat him is Deadlands. But I don't know this system, and am too tired now to try to stat him in Unknown Armies 2e, which could fit too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the uninitiated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Judge on Science
        That was beautiful and inspiring. He would be a role model were it not for his sexual depravity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Large fat baby man devil rambles like a Final Fantasy villain about fate and violence and war while cowboy desperadoes nod wearily.
        >AIEEEE THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL!!!!!

        This is why no one gives a fuck about literature and art anymore. It's just shit. It's all just shit, just MCU films with an ego.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This exactly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This exactly.

          I cannot fucking stand Cormac McCarthy villains. They only seem cool because they're surrounded by people willing to stare blankly while they monologue and give self-important speeches. They'd look like clowns if anyone told them to fuck off.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anton Chigurh barely has any dialogue.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Kid tells the Judge to fuck off every time he monologues at him, not that it did him any good in the end.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This exactly.

          [...]
          I cannot fucking stand Cormac McCarthy villains. They only seem cool because they're surrounded by people willing to stare blankly while they monologue and give self-important speeches. They'd look like clowns if anyone told them to fuck off.

          *surprises you in an outhouse*
          *gathers you in immense and terrible flesh*
          *refuses to elaborate further*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Great God Almighty!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Statting the Judge is like statting a hurricane.
    All you can do is check how badly he fucks you up.
    >but muh setting
    You don't want to put him in a setting where he can be learned in magic and shit too, he already pushes the limits of that in a grounded setting.

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