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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know anyone like this so I can't relate.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cringe
    replace the faces with soijaks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm having a hard time understanding your image. could you add some wojaks to it?

      Where basedjak?

      here

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That off-color white paste
        >the subversion of exceptions, keeping the same two faces
        >the crappy paste job that has the background of the previous image clearly shown and distracting.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would prefer Ganker oc, but the jaks are less gay than the iamsillytwitter.jpg

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you the pizza troony dev

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to refute something when I can't even guess the intentions of the "artist"

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    - I want some interactivity during battle
    - I like being able to avoid enemies in the overworld
    - Frick anime
    - Frick traditional fantasy/sci fi themes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >- I want some interactivity during battle
      Inherently adds no depth to strategy. It's nice and all, but everyone bringing it up as an objective improvement won't touch games that have this but aren't directly Mario-related.
      >- I like being able to avoid enemies in the overworld
      There are many games that allow this. Random encounters are becoming pretty rare.
      >- Frick anime
      >- Frick traditional fantasy/sci fi themes
      And there are other RPGs that don't offer these or aren't traditionally using those styles or settings.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yup, tendies turn into a weird gremlin thing when they see a tendieslop to consoom. or something?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a hard time understanding your image. could you add some wojaks to it?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mario rpgs are almost always aiming to be fun even if they get a bad rep by fans (like sticker star)
    other rpg games (especially with "rpg" in the title) almost always falls into the same boring ass gameplay loop

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know what these faces are trying to convey

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will kill a homie for SMRPG
    You could not pay me to play a Paper Mario game
    Bowser's Inside Story was legit. The rest of M&L is ass.

    The bunk has ben De'd

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll play Devil's advocate and say that Mario RPGs really make timing hits a fun thing to do. I played Legend of Dragoon and additions were a fricking slog that killed the pacing of a fight. I was wishing the game was just regular with no timed hits by the end.
    On the other hand, doing a jump in paper mario/mario and luigi feels great because its quick and has excellent sound design. Not to mention, great production values and excellent spritework that makes the whole thing pleasant to look at.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers see something happen literally once or twice and are like "bruh this has gotten old fr fr i must make some epic satire". Also I'd understand if Mario fans were out there shitting on Final Fantasy or SMT, but this is literally defending slopware used to bloat the Switch directs to make it seem like they have more content than they do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. bing bing autist

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >autist
        As opposed to the sociable well groomed chads that play regular JRPGs.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically yes, compared to bing bing JRPGs at least

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >once or twice
      I think a lot of people hold the opinion that Mario RPGs are better than regular RPGs and they're absolutely right.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations on discovering the power of brand names, OP. I hope you'll frick off and stop shitting up the board.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thing
    >thing, japan
    nope can't refute

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >thing
      >thing, Japan
      >thing, Japan but I consider it American since it's stylized and was around when I was a kid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JRPG
      >JRPG, Japan
      I'm confused

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every Mario RPG unironically has better writing than any other JRPG

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >once or twice
      I think a lot of people hold the opinion that Mario RPGs are better than regular RPGs and they're absolutely right.

      9 times out of 10 whenever somebody says shit like this, they've never played any other RPG

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name one better RPG then

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          SMT: Strange Journey

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Phantasy Star IV

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Final Fantasy VI

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon Quest V

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vagrant Story

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chrono Trigger

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zero No Kiseki

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've played some FF6 and Golden Sun. Also three pokemon games. It all sucked.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot, I also played two Fire Emblem games.
          I forgot because the writing was so forgettable.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            See

            Wow, not only did you not impress me, you also have shit taste. Willing to bet you didn't even make it that far in any of them either

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, not only did you not impress me, you also have shit taste. Willing to bet you didn't even make it that far in any of them either

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >impress
            I'm not trying to. You said I'd never played another RPG and now you're moving the goalpost.
            >you didn't even make it that far in any of them either
            Yup, but not because of a difficulty spike. Just because of boredom.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You didn't impress me, because you didn't prove shit. You named some JRPGs, said they were shit, and didn't elaborate. So either you didn't make it very far in them, or you're a fricking liar

              Which people jerk off the Mario RPGs almost always do.

              I like the Mario RPGs, but there's always some spergs like you who "b-but what about OTHER JRPG"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you didn't prove shit
                Why would I lie about trying out a couple of games that I ended up not enjoying? I'm not THAT petty.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The to jerk off your own opinion about other JRPGs, because they aren't Mario and clearly inferior because they aren't babby first RPG, which is what all the Mario RPGs are, maybe even more than Pokemon, they're meant to RPGs for literal children. Not to say they aren't good, but that is what they are.

                And yes, you absolutely are that petty, or at the very Mario RPGgays are. Bringing up other JRPGs just to say how much worse they are.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't bring it up. OP brought it up.
                >because they aren't Mario and clearly inferior because they aren't babby first RPG
                No, that's not what I said. I said they're boring. Any tactical depth they might have can easily be overcome by grinding. I don't remember much about the writing except the bad parts. Fire Emblem character when someone dies:
                >why..... now?
                What do you mean "why now"? As opposed to what? Old age?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >action commands
    >no random encounters
    >no grinding for levels
    >a lot of focus on exploration and puzzles
    >creative characters that aren't just anime girl 342
    idk man give me some good rpgs, im open to enjoying them but almost never do

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >creative characters that aren't just anime girl 342
      >implying

      Also
      >Implying Paper Mario invented puzzles
      >implying Paper Mario invented action commands
      >implying no grinding
      lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying no grinding
        git gud

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        clearly not what im implying disingenuous c**t

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you implying then? Mario RPGs are good, but they don't do anything other RPGs don't, or that other RPGs haven't done better.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            its not that they do any one of theese things on their own its that they do all theese things
            if you know of a good rpg that does all or atleast a majority of theese things i would be more than happy to play it but its never been the case for any of the highly aclaimed rpgs that i have played

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they don't do anything other RPGs don't
            obviously there are other RPGs with action commands, but I feel like very few do them as well as the Mario RPGs do.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think Barkley seriously does them a bit better by allowing a bit more freedom in how you use them instead of just "press A at this time" or "hold Y". Allows for more emergent gameplay than Mario RPGs for such a short, joke game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      commands
      Xenoblade 2 has them. Mother 3 has them. LISA has them. Barkley has them. Yes, it's engaging. No, it's not unique and outside of the occasional infinite jump it doesn't add much other than being regular damage at the very least, or a crit at best.
      >>no random encounters
      Many RPGs in general don't have them anymore or at least minimize them. SMT, Dragon Quest, Xenoblade, etc.
      >>no grinding for levels
      Grinding is rarely necessary anymore in the genre unless you're doing some 100% bullshit on your own.
      >>a lot of focus on exploration and puzzles
      Not unique to Mario RPGs, and the puzzles aren't by any stretch difficult since they're almost always "use the new ability you have". Do you also think destroying all the parts of a boss except the obvious weakspot and then attacking that is unique to Mario RPGs? Because shit like Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy have done that for decades.
      characters that aren't just anime girl 342
      Making what is normally a Goomba and giving it a hat and a one-dimensional character trait isn't creativity. They honestly have as much depth as a flanderized Sonic character and stop mattering once they join the party.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Xenoblade 2 has them. Mother 3 has them. LISA has them. Barkley has them
        Mother 3 and LISA have the exact same audiences that say "I don't like JRPGs except Paper Mario and this and that"
        Xenoblade 2 is anime coomer slop though.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well you're not wrong, but I think unless it has some more freedom in action commands than timing and ONLY timing, it's not as engaging as build customization. Part of the fun of an RPG is building (and in greater cases, rebuilding) your party to demolish harder encounters. If you're just relying on reflexes to win a battle as is the case with M&L, you're more or less playing an action-rhythm game with numbers, and putting ANY thought into your builds (everything into Attack) will just destroy a boss battle very quickly. It's not necessarily bad as that puts you at risk in case of a misinput, but you don't really need to think or plan, just get the timing right a few times and there you go.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Xenoblade 2 is anime coomer slop though.
          What to show your opinion is worthless

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        not sure why you are focusing on party members exculsively

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where basedjak?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario’s universe is just way more fun and appealing than the rest.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a jak board.
    Please remake your post with jaks.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no ears
    Awww i wanted to gossip about ding dong lol

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rpg with westoid 3d realistic trannies and mystery meat
    >rpg with cute anime girls
    Now tell me which one you'll pick. And if you don't try to be a contrarian moron, you'll understand why people like mario rpg : because it allows them to visit more in depth the world of mario that they grew up with.
    How is that shit hard to process for you, I'm not sure.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've never played a paper mario game and the super mario RPG looks gay

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd play anime RPG slop if it played like Paper Mario.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good news for you then

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I would play RPGs if they were like Paper Mario
      >I would place racers if they were like Mario Kart
      >I would play sports games if they were like Mario at the Olympics
      Starting to sense a trend...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're starting to see a trend in the strawman you just created inside your own head like a schizo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>I would play sports games if they were like Mario at the Olympics
        I wouldn't mind more game collections like those. Vancouver was top ludo with that adventure mode.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i pooped and pissed my Black person diaper

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this needs a blank template

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      above
      >women
      below
      >women but PENIS

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Put in some work, anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      above
      >shitty meme template
      below

      [...]

      th slight variation on shitty meme template

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres mario rpgs?

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like
    >RPGs but Mario or Undertale or Persona 5

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah well what about this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is in his hands?
      Is his wiener looking too?

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they tease games like 1 year early before release?

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bing-bing-wahooPGs have more active things going on, like timed hits or whatever gimmick like holding and flicking the control stick or something. It makes them more engaging to the sorts of people who can't normally get into RPGs, which is what makes them both good and bad as babby's first RPG because they may expect a more active experience and then be disappointed with the resource management and strategizing focused gameplay.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am this person. JRPGs are fricking trash. You will never change my mind. No I will not defend my position. Cope and seethe weeb.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weebs have spent three weeks straight crying about this Direct.

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