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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what do you guys think of the latest update?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only fun maps were the reskins.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haarp is a great map, and Brew was good too
        Carrier is an okay map elevated to good by it's gamemode, wherein any other vanilla gamemode would suck dick n balls on it

        The real question is which map is staying in pubs after the holiday
        Most bets on Camber, but I really hope it's Brew

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope we get to keep HAARP

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Me too

            >Play engineer on Haarp, build a tele in the funny spot and take the intel down there
            >Nobody can take it from me
            >Team either laughs or rages depending on how cool they are
            It's fun

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally couldn't play any of the new maps because of bots
      I think I managed to play krampus once it was ok

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bots usually latch onto whatever the most popular map is, ironically lowering the population which means they then move on to congregate in another map
        Krampus was a bit of a shit map tho and the boss is toss

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was great, got to play a lot.
      Worst map was Event Turbine, because you can't make Turbine not shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you. Event Turbine is the best version of that map to ever exist. I had to ask in-game when it came out just because it floored me that, at some point, someone actually managed to make Turbine not awful.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, Event Turbine is the best version of turbine because it gives you more movement across otherwise tight corridors and one-way rooms, as well as something large in the middle to play around

          And yes Turbine is normally a cancer map

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Turbine in all forms sucks

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you. Event Turbine is the best version of that map to ever exist. I had to ask in-game when it came out just because it floored me that, at some point, someone actually managed to make Turbine not awful.

        You're right, Event Turbine is the best version of turbine because it gives you more movement across otherwise tight corridors and one-way rooms, as well as something large in the middle to play around

        And yes Turbine is normally a cancer map

        Turbine in all forms sucks

        NPC's. Turbine is a great map, you are the moronic ones queing for CTF and expecting a non meme match.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >w-We play the objective tho
          Even in serious matches actually focused on getting the flag Turbine sucks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the cosmetics were okay. Turbine Reskin was made by a fricking Black person so it's shit. Still waiting for the day we get some new content for fun game modes like PASS Time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luv me Haarp, simple as.
      But at the end of the day it's just another minimal effort seasonal update like we've been getting for the past 6 years
      Wake me up when we get a proper major update (never)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a minimal effort seasonal update
        Black person we got 5 plausible year round maps in addition to 5 holiday maps.
        I get whining about cosmetics and maps most of the years since Meet Your Match and Jungle Inferno since 2/3rds of what we got were hard Christmas/Halloween themed items, but we got more fricking maps than any year in TF2's history and 2 new modes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I queue for the new maps I get nothing but bots

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christmas maps are legitimately unplayable. I couldn't play even once on that Krampus map because of bots

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Euros we're having a game tonight
    78.46.128.115:27015
    18:00 England-big-ol-bingle-bongle-time
    Vanilla server sprays on no gay bullshit bring your own

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder casual is the Face of TF2

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it's right now on a server with 0 players, am i getting this right?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, empty rn

        Hop in lads

        Euros we're having a game tonight
        78.46.128.115:27015
        18:00 England-big-ol-bingle-bongle-time
        Vanilla server sprays on no gay bullshit bring your own

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Libright is community servers in general

      >your rules
      >your maps
      >your mods
      >your game modes
      >your ability to ban people

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kogastopia looks like it could be for the deranged and psychotic. I think if you're used to seeing colors like that, you may need to talk to your doctor about lowering the dose of your meds. (I'm trans btw)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kog gays literally use the same mems as Shartygays
        It's like they produce you people in a lab ffs

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kogastopia looks like it could be for the deranged and psychotic. I think if you're used to seeing colors like that, you may need to talk to your doctor about lowering the dose of your meds. (I'm trans btw)

          has anyone in the history of ever fallen for the "i'm trans btw idk if that matters" meme? like surely it had to have been born out of a belief that it'd discredit what people are trying to say but i don't think even the dumbest of bait biters ever fell for that one

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice wojak

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes a couple, obviously at the beginning when people weren't just spamming in every other post

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        has anyone in the history of ever fallen for the "i'm trans btw idk if that matters" meme? like surely it had to have been born out of a belief that it'd discredit what people are trying to say but i don't think even the dumbest of bait biters ever fell for that one

        Marge, I'm confused. If sharts are supposed to hate trannies, why do they refer to themselves as trans and call each other sister? Where is the joke?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go to the furry pound
      >play for a while
      >seems completely normal besides people having furry porn objectors
      >weirdly, full of highly skilled players as well
      >"hey anon do you like pudding?"
      >hell yeah I do
      >"what about knots?"
      >do you mean the boy scout ones?
      >"no :3"
      >huh?
      >mfw later on google

      I still don't know what pudding actually means... maybe it's for the better

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone lied to me and said the furry pound is actually fun and chill to play on and not at all what you'd expect
        liars
        it's exactly what i'd expect

        also i'm b& from there now i don't remember why

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It used to be better, you fell for the memes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >weirdly, full of highly skilled players as well
        can attest to this most players there have probably 5k+ hours and multiple comp badges

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wutville was a great map BECAUSE it's so fricking broken, them constantly attempting to fix the glitches and exploits just turned it into a boringly okay mediocre and butt ugly payload map

    It's time homosexuals understood glitches are fun
    I can only hope the 'fixed' version they're planning is somehow even more broken in different ways

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, Pyro sex.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sEX WITH PYRO

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          And he keeps the mask ON.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            YES, YES THIS ANON GETS IT

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If you're into Pyro your only options are porn made by men, aka ugly rubber suit hyper breasts bullshit... or porn made by women, aka a cute widdol unmasked sensitive autistic mexican innocent cinnamon roll in a 58 chapter fanfic where he has boring barely sex
              I just want my canon Pyro, bros, that's all... I just want this cute ambiguous pyromaniac psycho and I want him to keep the mask on

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            YES, YES THIS ANON GETS IT

            You can beat me but you can't beat the good taste out of me
            I'm a man of values and I stand my ground

            MUFFLed MOANING

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              and squeaking and HEAVY BREATHING

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              and squeaking and HEAVY BREATHING

              dammit people, i know what i'm jerking off to tonight

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                based

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                a pyro thread is a good thread

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think this was originally about someone's server wasn't it, it took a few hours
                i don't have any more hot boy pyros that are blue board safe
                i wish the guy who drew the BIG pyros made more

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the BIG pyros
                the what?

                also yeah it was but i'm appreciating the pyro posting
                they don't gotta be male i'm into female too, just not weirdly bimbo-ish or unmasked, some titty is good

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the what?
                oh sorry it was gross fetish stuff
                nevermind

                sorry

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro
                bro it's ok bro
                relax bro it's ok
                breathe bro
                relax
                bro

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the .gif version can finally be retired from the internet

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the GIF is superior, you fancy bastards with your WEBMs think you're so great

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this how Jeffery killed himself ?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the entire argument of soul vs soulless encapsulated in one simple conversion.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    tf2 is dead and i killed it

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >certain board opens a tf2 server
    >it’s great for a year and a half
    >offboarders start flooding the server
    >homosexuals use the fricking chat to erp
    >homosexuals ruin the fun

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >certain board
      if you're referring to /bant/, it was never good because the very people who 'belong' there are just as bad, if not worse

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not /bant/, they were always homosexuals.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          which board then?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            /mlp/
            I’m biased as crap, but /mlp/ has the most genuine Anons and shitposting, wienersmoking trolls are far in between since nobody cares about ponies anymore

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're absolutely right and i sometimes wish i was a small horsegay just so i could hang out with these folk. i still do sometimes, they're genuinely one of the best boards on this website
              i'm so used to hanging out on angry boards like Ganker or Ganker that when i go on /mlp/ every rare once in a while just to check it out, i'm shocked that every thread is about... well... ponies. no seething, no rage baiting, no covert politics, just true and honest pony discussion
              we mocked them, but they're happy. they're happy and we're not. so who's laughing now?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never too late to hop onto the ride Anon

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i actually watched the cartoon, it's a bit fun but i got bored. i guess it's just not for me. i can see how people can enjoy it, it just didn't 'click' for me the same way it did for others but i absolutely did have fun

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no seething, no rage baiting, no covert politics, just true and honest pony discussion
                I hate to admit you are right. They are like this weird cousin that lives far away in his own world. And thay are happy in it as they have other like minded individuals from...one could say more innocent age. The only thing that reminded me this level of...niceness and creativity are Murder Drones Threads On Ganker.
                Any way what do you think of this Cosmetic Collection?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps I should check out co's estranged brother...

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The pony people are happy because they conduct themselves right, not because they're into ponies
                We could be the same way, but we're not for some reason
                This isn't 4chinz culture no matter how much Ganker likes to pretend it is, we used to be happier, yes we were always crude and edgy and offensive but we did it cause it made us laugh... Now it feels angry, no one is laughing, everyone is constantly thinking of things that make them mad and getting mad and looking to make others mad, every 4 out of 5 threads on here is just covert politics and drama, at best, BEST, it's someone trying to public jerk off. At worst it's just pure rage. Actual video game discussions are rare and you'd get called an autistic gay for wanting to talk about the board's topic because no one on here actually likes video games. They'll tell you they're just retaliating because the industry is taken over by jackasses, and it is, but I don't trust for one second that that's their reasoning, because they don't love games. They hate them. They just chose this place as their social media platform of choice. It's their Twitter.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean with Ganker in particular there's the issue (quite similar to tf2 actually) where when GG happen m00t b00ted a ton of the people that actually play games, and that created a vacuum for people to fill, and now you got shit like the current "Official Gamenight" gays being buttholes who knocked wiimmfi offline because one guy wanted to play Mario Kart Wii and are generally a nuisance if they catch people having fun out of their control.
                Plus there's the whole fragmenting thing where now Ganker is shattered across 7 different boards

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the average tourist thinks that "Ganker culture" is endless shitposting. these people would see Ganker 10-15 years ago and say that it's "reddit" or whatever the frick the latest buzzword is

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, they're even starting with the "STOP PLAYING VIDEOGAMES!!!! GO OUTSIDE AND IMPROOOOOOOOOVE" meme in the last couple of threads recently. Is like they hate you for having fun or something.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically agree. People like to shit on /mlp/ because haha horsefrickery but whenever I visit the board every once in a blue moon it feels like I've been transported back 10 years. The place is like a time capsule of early 2010s Chan culture

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, I'm going to go frequent that board and start deliberate arguments that make everyone mad. You deserve all of it because of how gay you were back in 2014.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you're not.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you wanna start shit just pretend to be me in the TF2 thread

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >/mlp/
              Frick me I forgot that place existed.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The board's like a time capsule, it's been unchanged since 2013 and the show ending hasn't affected it remotely.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >went down to check that board
                it's so.... simple.... so comfortable... nothing for miles but discussion about horses, honest discussion, no covert shitflinging or drama or politics under the guise of being about ponies, just... genuinely ponies....

                it hurts, it hurts because i see how good we could've had it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      /mlp/
      I’m biased as crap, but /mlp/ has the most genuine Anons and shitposting, wienersmoking trolls are far in between since nobody cares about ponies anymore

      Link to the pony server pls

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    any europoor for some dustbowl ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      HELL YEAH
      got a server?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh no I thought just adding someone then go on quickplay or something

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i had an amazing game on upwsrd yesterday, reminfed me why i love the game

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Click TF2 video
    >Notice it's Uncle Dane/LazyPurple/that one guy with the tube hat I forget his name
    >Close video

    Who are some actually fun TF2 youtubers that aren't annoying, just post simple funny stuff and maybe those old videos of kids being weird on VC?
    I only like Monkey, he's pretty alright

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the comedic relief character, foreshadows the main twist of the story
        What game?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          TF2, obviously
          use your eyes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't really exist anymore.
      Youtube went full anemic in 2016 when orang man got elected.
      Even Zesty only got relevant after the clique threw a tantrum over him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zesty
        he's so moronic when it comes to how the game oughta run
        the man thinks it should implement a fricking every-gay-modern-fps-game-ever style of system where if you get kicked one too many times you get temp banned from playing pubs
        does he not realize how ULTRA moronic that is? "oooh the average player doesn't get votekicked often" are you HIGH!" nevermind the fact that players in this game are sensitive babies and can kick you for any reason like saying naughty words or putting a funny teleporter in a dumb spot or even just pure ragekicking... nevermind the fact that BOTS kick real players... do you realize... do you REALIZE SOMETHING... that if this system came out, not only would bots abuse it and votekick people even more, but actual sweaty c**ty tryhard players would use it to 'punish' players they deem to be playing the game wrong? that's a fricking awful idea, he could've gone ahead and suggested the devs impliment a fricking pride parade, and THAT idea would still not be as UNBELIVABLY HOMOSEXUAL as this one. it'll be MAYHAM. the man must be pissing my fricking butthole if he thinks that'll work and i urge him to play one fricking day of TF2 if he doesn't know what this game's culture is like

        i like his videos mocking shitty war paints tho those are funny

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he's so moronic when it comes to how the game oughta run
          I mean that's par for the course for tf2 youtubers.
          >Horrible opinions influenced entirely by personal preferences
          >Extreme misrepresentations of the scale of the playerbase to make it seem like they're more influential than they are
          >Penchant for wanting moderation controls over the game
          They all do this bullhonkey.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >do you realize... do you REALIZE SOMETHING... that if this system came out, not only would bots abuse it and votekick people even more
          Kek nearly every update in this game that tried "fixing" the bot issue by limiting what players can do only ever hurt players, and not bots. It's like a study in (classical) liberalism, the concept that banning something only ever hurts lawful citizens, and not criminals.

          >Bots are saying mean words in chat? Let's mute chat for *all* F2Ps!
          >Oh turns out this doesn't stop hackers... Because they can hack the game....
          >F2Ps get fricked tho lol

          The only good updates they put out aside from backstage stuff that makes it harder for bots to send scripts to the server, are awareness stuff for the players, like showing who a player is and when they joined on the votekick screen
          That's actually beneficial because it gives people info to utilize to their best of their capability, that's it... Then again, maybe homosexual Youtubers know the people who play this game are moronic and that's why they wanna force changes on them, because they're incapable of using their brains and the tools at their disposal

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk man, I've been watching his videos and he seems like the single TF2uber who actually gives a frick about the game. You can't watch someone like Dane, Lazy Pueple, or Soundsmith and tell me with a straight face that you think they truly care about TF2. Zesty very blatantly does care though and it shows.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zesty cares, he clearly cares about quality more than he cares about being big big online cult leader man, which is what all the uncle purples and big danes and shit care about... he's just dumb is all... being incorrect isn't a crime but if it was he would be guilty of it

            the issue with most TF2tubers is that they want power, they wanna be the ones who decide on the "meta" and every meme and aspect of the community, they don't love something that evolved organically, they wanna be the ones to change it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well Lazy Purple doesn't want to be cult leader man, iirc he's mentally ill and Cankle Strain ruined his relationship with his friends to isolate him and use him for oldgay cred.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're kidding, right? every single bit youtuber man who's known for having an iconic loadout and constantly tries to define the game wants to be a cult leader
                lazypurple is literally the guy who popularized hat stereotypes, aka taking his own asspulled preconceived ideas and throwing them on a buncha underages. he's the reason you can't wear the anger as sniper or the war pig as soldier without people immediately being like "OOOH OOOOOH YOU MUST BE LE STEROTYPE GUY HAHA FUNNY PURPLE MAN TOLD ME SO"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're thinking of Shartsmith

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                huh, really?
                i swear they're the same people, manufactured in the same lab and everything

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When he tried to convince the community of the 50/50 friendly rule
                lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>When he tried to convince the community of the 50/50 friendly rule
                huh?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If there are friendlies on a server he was pushing for the idea that there should be a vote and if 50% or more want to be friendly, then the server turns friendly

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek that's moronic
                Friendlies are fun because people *choose* to be friendly despite a game going on in the background
                But I can totally see these people wanting it to be a mandatory thing because, again, nearly every TF2 Youtuber is a powerhungry control freak trying to strongarm janny this game

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Friendlies are fun when they just randomly happen in a match rather than being forced
                >1v1 with an enemy
                >We both miss all of our shots
                >Taunt
                >More players join in to taunt
                >After a while someone kills everyone
                >Back to playing normally

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was kind of weird how it seemed like everyone of the regulars on his servers seemed to get replaced with Uncletopia players

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cankle Strain ruined his relationship with his friends to isolate him and use him for oldgay cred.
                Wait, really? When did that happen?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I laughet how he seams to think that Razorback invalidates spy vs sniper thing. Despite the fact that You know SPY HAS A FRICKING GUN and can more or less two or 4 shot from a safe distance. (Depends on a weapon Diamond back and Stock are particularly good)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spy is the most unreasonable class in the game and everyone who pretends that's not the case is a coping spy main or a "balance" gay, and they all universally forget spy has a gun
            The only way spy can possibly feel weak is if you never play the game or play spy/against spies, and thus your only knowledge of the class is in theory. You know he can backstab, you know his stats and his abilities. But you don't know the pasta la fricksta code that runs this game or how spy is basically an RNG class

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              just turn around lmfao imagine having any problems with that weak ass class, the other day a spy main on the other team was blatantly cheating and we won anyway because he still wouldn't get anything done

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the other day a spy main on the other team was blatantly cheating
                more blatantly than usual, you mean
                remember, every spy cheats

                play a real class gay

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw the entire spy meta has shifted to cheating because if you disguise AT ALL the enemy team gets wallhacks for you

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why not just be a scout instead of a spy then? And what if the Sniper is playing around his team or has a sentry, smart guy? Backstab is the only counter play against Sniper and the razorback completely removes it.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Backstab is the only counter play against Sniper
              Way to say you're bad lol

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s the only counter play that doesn’t include just becoming a sniper.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                1. use a gun
                2. go for the double stab or the stab-gun combo
                4. play literally any other class
                5. just become a sniper, pusspuss

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the Sniper is playing around his team or has a sentry
                Uh oh, looks like that Sniper is fricking invincible now.
                >just become a sniper, pusspuss
                Truly the sign of a well balanced class, the only thing that can actually counter him is himself.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>the Sniper is playing around his team or has a sentry
                >Uh oh, looks like that Sniper is fricking invincible now.
                b***h if a sniper is playing around his team or a sentry you can't backstab him anyway cause then you're gonna get raped, unless you're going for that classic spy one-stab-pump-n-dump like you people like to do. you're still gonna have to take care of the sentry and his teammates anyway, him wearing a razorback or even being literally any other class doesn't change that
                you have a sapper, you have a gun, use them

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The kunai/ your eternal reward exists. Besides if spies are such a non-issue to Sniper what’s the point of putting the razorback in the game in the first place?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                because it's a non issue, just a small perk in exchange for a lack of a gun, which is equalized by the assumption that spies themselves use guns
                you DO know what a gun is, don't you?
                cause i'm starting to think you don't

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just a small perk
                It removes one of his counters, that’s not a small perk in the slightest.
                >in exchange for a lack of a gun
                He still has a gun, his Sniper rifle, you know his PRIMARY WEAPON.
                Imagine if the Scout got a weapon that made him invincible to sentries at the cost of giving up his pistol slot. It would be fricking moronic right?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                more like if scout got a weapon that made him invincible only to the rocket of lvl 3 sentries and only once in exchange for being able to shoot consecutively several times in a row

                anon
                anon
                pssst anon cmere
                look at this:
                it's a gun
                USE IT, c**t

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shoots one bullet then immediately dies to a quick scope or someone else watching the sniper
                Wow, such a great counter to the New Zealand man.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"i shot one bullet and died cause i'm bad! if only i could make one backstab and die! it would take the same amount of skill and effort but it would instakill and i'm mad i'm no longer allowed to do it, now i gotta git gud!"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more like if scout got a weapon that made him invincible only to the rocket of lvl 3 sentries and only once in exchange for being able to shoot consecutively several times in a row
                That doesn’t make sense. The razorback stops all backstab damage and it recharges after like 30 seconds or a basically instant trip back to the resupply cabinet.
                The Scout would be immune to all sentry fire and you would still be defending it because “durr engie has a shotgun just shoot the scout lmao”.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The razorback stops all backstab damage
                yes, which is only one of the types of damage spy can do

                USE
                S
                E

                A

                GUN
                U
                N

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Who cares that one of the scout’s main hard counters has just been made completely obsolete he can still be shot eventually
                This is what you sound like

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon, how is backstabbing a sniper any different to backstabbing any other class, other than the fact that they stand still and don't pay much attention? for a sniper who's moving around you'd still need to learn skills regardless

                and if they stand still and don't pay much attention, how do you struggle to shoot them?

                and if it's because they're surrounded by teammates or sentries, how is it different if they're wearing a razorback when you wouldn't be able to backstab em anyway, even if they weren't wearing one, because then all the teammates and sentries will getcha?

                the only use for the razorback is to do away with spies who run in and take easy backstabs and don't know how to pull their gun out of their ass
                it literally only counters shitty spies, everyone else has no problem with it because the game doesn't exist in limbo

                you're just mad you can't run in, take a quick stab and die instantly

                get good
                get a gun
                get shootin

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If the razorback really sucked and was pointless you wouldn't be doing such hardcore damage control for it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                how many times do you have to be told that nobody is saying it sucks and is pointless, only that it's not a big deal
                you spies just hear those two to be the same thing because you're so used to easy gameplay that as soon as something comes along and makes it no longer breasts easy you cry about it
                i keep saying it's not worthless, i keep repeating this, but then i also say "it's only useful in some scenarios and can still be countered" and your spy main ears ring "oh, it doesn't give you an instant win? worthless!"
                it shows how YOU think, it shows your reasoning
                if your dad was anything like you he probably didn't buy condoms because they're only 99% effective and he went "oh pff, not 100%? worthless!" and that's how your moronic ass came into being
                you bring shame upon your whole family

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Normally this works if the Sniper is alone and unaware of you. Doesn’t work if the Sniper is near people or a Sentry.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                shhh
                he's asleep

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spy mains coping when the game isn't super easy for them and just hands them the victory, and they gotta actually do their job as a class instead of just running around, raking free kills to top score and calling it "carrying"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder that spy gets extra points so every 2 points in spy world is basically 1 point in reality

                drew the fellas

                Did you really draw that? Neat if true but I swear I've seen the artstyle before
                Post blog

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I based em on the Venture Bros art style and posted em on twitter and tumblr before

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sniper mains thinking that a secondary that removes one of his class counters with basically no drawback to the sniper is good game design

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >basically no drawback to the sniper
                >leaves the sniper with literally no long ranged rapidfire defense which is horrible for the class
                >when their opponent has uhh
                >uhhhhhhhhhhh
                >uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
                >what's it called
                >oh yeah, a GUN
                spy mains try thinking about someone other than yourselves for once

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You go around shooting people with the SMG and you are just going to get laughed at. Good Snipers can just quickscope you. Sniper’s secondaries are pitiful, he loses nothing by ditching it and just going for the razorback or some other backpack item.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                USE
                A
                GUN

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >do you realize... do you REALIZE SOMETHING... that if this system came out, not only would bots abuse it and votekick people even more, but actual sweaty c**ty tryhard players would use it to 'punish' players they deem to be playing the game wrong?
          read this in bob chandlers voice

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every time I see Zesty he's just being a giant whiny homosexual, moreso than the average TF2 youtuber which is really saying something

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            well his name is literally zesty

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hilariously, zesty wouldn't be anywhere near as popular as he is if it weren't for twitter trying to cancel him multiple times. He unironically lives in their heads rent fricking free

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i probably shouldn't open this can of shit
          but what exactly did they try canceling him for?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They'll try to tell you he's a bad person because he got mad in a video game once but in reality, its because he doesn't worship the ground trannies walk on. As in, he said the "troony" slur when people were raiding his streams (they actually were trannies btw) a few years ago, and he has the most extreme and bizzare takes on trans issues like how they shouldn't compete in women's sports and children shouldn't have access to irreversible hormone therapy. Admitting this to twitter basically means you want to genocide every single non-white person so they've been on a crusade these last few years building up an unhealthy obsession with him, to the point that he lives rent free in the heads of some prominent TF2 Youtubers like Soundsmith who routinely tries to dunk on him on twitter for the smallest shit.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, he was friends with (and eagerly defended) a diaperfur that sent porn to 13 year olds. There are plenty of reasons to dislike Zesty. It's a tragedy he's one of the only YouTubers to give the game honest criticism.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zesty wasn't in the wrong for that. But he's still a low t, porn addicted loser with bad takes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with lazypurple

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Haven't played in months
    >Haven't actually touched my PC in general
    >This time, I can't even play Steam. Anxiety kept me from doing so when I had the chance
    >Now because of it's update, I can never
    I just want to play man. It was cozy.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are your top 3 gamemodes? Let's see who has the best taste ITT:

    1) 5CP
    2) KOTH
    3) Payload

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. payload
      2.AnD
      3. Intel AnD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      KOTH
      PL

      that's it
      I only play battle engi and kritz medic btw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. steel-style a/d (main point is always up for grabs but other points change map layout)
      2. pd (the superior simple team deathmatch mode)
      3. KOTH

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steel style is great but I wish more maps used it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the recent JP-themed community map they added that uses steel-style. Always fun grabbing the enemy team's attention by sending someone to put pressure on main point

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah new maps have been good recently

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      1.-Control Point
      2.-Payload
      3.-KOTH
      Frick CTF and the erp autist who play it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      1) PD
      2) KOTH
      3) Mixed tie between 3CP (Powerhouse), PLR (Banana Bay), Passtime (Brickyard)

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your class can literally one hit kill any player and go invisible
    >Have good guns (you never use)
    >Spaghetti code means people's "backs" take up 3/4ths of their hitbox and half of Spain
    >Sometimes get random RNG backstabs for no reason
    >Literally every single one of you abuses lag and interp and closet cheats, this is a fact

    >Sniper has one weapon that can counter one (1) just one (just 1) one (singular) 1 (one) ONE of your many attack types
    >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Fricking imagine

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're literally making the argument morons make about making every pyro flamethrower non-functional.
      The revolver is a secondary weapon in the event that a spy finds himself unable to use his knife and starting any sort of complaint about spy not using it regularly is functionally moronic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The revolver is a secondary weapon in the event that a spy finds himself unable to use his knife
        >The revolver is a secondary weapon
        >THE REVOLVER
        >IS A SECONDARY WEAPON
        Holy shit spies have lost it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          In-game it's coded as a secondary weapon
          Spy technically doesn't have a "primary" weapon

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah ok but the words in the code don't mean shit
            Spy's primary weapon is the gun and his melee is used in in event where he CAN backstab someone, not his primary being a backstab and a gun is there in case he can't

            Also, even if that WAS the case, wtf kinda excuse is "a weapon that prevents me form using my 'primary' on this one class is bad" b***h wtf is your secondary for, then? Fine, FINE, even IF you think the gun is secondary, that's what it's for- to use when primary isn't sufficient.
            "Oh no I am prevented from using my main weapon. Do I use the other weapon I was given in case of just such an event? Or do I cry? I choose to cry"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's coded as a primary wtf are you talking about?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Revolver
              >The Revolver is the default secondary weapon for the Spy.
              The crafting recipes also require a secondary slot token

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you fricking moron. His primary means of dealing damage is his knife. It's how he's designed.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The revolver is a secondary weapon in the event that a spy finds himself unable to use his knife

        >Sniper has a razorback, aka the event that a spy finds himself unable to use his knife
        Well there you go, use the gun, problemo solved

        Wtf is the argument about making every Pyro flamethrower non functional?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jungle Inferno and subsequent updates made the flamethrower's actual damage output tank immensely and even Pyro's new single shot Dragon's Fury got an immense nerf losing 2/3rds of its damage unless you land dead on consecutive hits, when it was already nerfed to having a projectile roughly the size of a flare.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yknow i play Pyro and I actually think it's fine, it really would've been OP otherwise
            this has nothing to do with the complaint that Spies whine a lot because it's not suggesting changes, it's just saying "you lot whine a lot shut up"

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it really would've been OP otherwise
              It would be on par with other primaries in the game
              >this has nothing to do with the complaint that Spies whine a lot because it's not suggesting changes, it's just saying "you lot whine a lot shut up"
              It has everything to do with it you fricking moron, because constantly the excuse as to why it's ok for every Pyro primary to be shit is because "buh muh flaaer combbo" "Muh scorch shoot"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yknow i play Pyro and I actually think it's fine, it really would've been OP otherwise
            this has nothing to do with the complaint that Spies whine a lot because it's not suggesting changes, it's just saying "you lot whine a lot shut up"

            Just fix these bugs PLEASE
            >Hogging a wall can reduce the damage Pyro deals to you by 50%

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    TF2

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We hoppin' on Koggy?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off kog gay nobody wants to play your psycho server

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Kog players are the same exact breed as Sharty users and most of them do both
    That's not a community of people I personally wanna be around, but hey, if shit appeals to you, go ahead and swim in the poopoo

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a single (uno) mention of Kogasatopia (based server)
    >Troon meltdown ensues
    everytime.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      see what i mean? obsessed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey play on Kog
        >No frick off
        >REEEEEEEEEEE TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY WALLS TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY BALLS TRANNIES HERE TRANNIES THERE TRANNIES TRANNIES EVERYWHERE
        Y'know, this is why people don't like you

        Didn't say I was wrong though, keep seething, Koggy is Ganker approved.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey play on Kog
      >No frick off
      >REEEEEEEEEEE TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY WALLS TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY BALLS TRANNIES HERE TRANNIES THERE TRANNIES TRANNIES EVERYWHERE
      Y'know, this is why people don't like you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually our community is great
      >btw we're obsessed with trannies
      yeah ok gay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey play on Kog
        >No frick off
        >REEEEEEEEEEE TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY WALLS TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY BALLS TRANNIES HERE TRANNIES THERE TRANNIES TRANNIES EVERYWHERE
        Y'know, this is why people don't like you

        Kog gays are fricking embarrassing there's no point arguing with them, it's like trying to explain IQ to someone with sub 60, they are literally incapable of getting why people hate them

        Just ignore em or call them the obnoxious homos they are, anything more than that is a waste of energy with zero return

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you rebalance or fix some weapons?
    >Short Stop Alt-Fire: Right Hook, deals 30 Damage and knocks back farther.
    >Shiv: Keep swing speed slow and damage reduced, give it the ability to both cause a longer and more effective bleed as well as mini crit bleeding targets.
    >Steak: Grant health on kill
    >Hot Hand: Zero damage, but the slap really stings so target is stunned for two seconds.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr.Paladin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the name sounds familiar, another youtube cult man?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but I tolerate him because he's the only good spy player in the world.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was a spy channel, pretty chill, none of that edgy weeb spy main shit you see on other channels
        He was really too old to be a tf2ber, so he retired to spend time with his family

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          huh...

          speaking of homosexuals... yknow who sucks? Delfy
          every time there's a new exploit he shows it off but also pretends he does it to 'raise awareness' to get Valve to fix it
          it used to be fun to find an exploit, some random obscure shit video by a guy on a skype mic, or someone doing it in-game, or just you messing around and finding it on your own. it felt special. now, even when I do find one, i immediately get asked "Oooh is that Delfy did you watch Delfy did you see Delfy someone saw Delfy" frick offff!
          Then before you know it, you come in the next day and a buncha underages are all doing the exploit, and in two days Valve fixed it and ruined the fun for everyone

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    can valve just fix the fricking glitch where everytime you wanna click on a name in the scoreboard you gotta play a little minigame where it randomly clicks a different name and you gotta figure out the fricking arcane code just to see someone's profile

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    #removematchmakingTF2

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way
      there was a time when i would've agreed but not now, nowadays comm servers are toss, matchmaking is one of the few ways you CAN play

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know tf2 was playable before matchmaking right?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, it was, but it won't be anymore

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know tf2 had private servers full of Ganker (and specifically Ganker) memes all over the place and people would put up e-girl sprays everywhere before matchmaking right?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your point being?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can't go back to the way things were. What was is not what is.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            you know tf2 was playable before matchmaking right?

            TF2 was fun before matchmaking, but look at the state of private servers now and see why this won't come back, the culture just isn't the same
            Unless you mean keep pubs but just roll back the actual match mechanic, which ok sure, could work... But who knows
            I just want F2Ps to be able to speak again, hearing kiddies and noobs rage was hilarious, now they actually have the chance to learn how to behave before they get prem

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but look at the state of private servers now and see why this won't come back
              More important than just the private servers, the internet in general.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's one thing to see monolithic corporations enforce progressive social orthodoxy on their platforms, but it's just fricking unreal that there are people enforcing this shit totally independent of any corporate or governmental entity in whatever community they find themselves in an administrative position in. These are the same people who would report their neighbours to the authorities for counter-revolutionary activity in the Soviet Union.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was also the entire means of connecting to games, and the discoverability of niche communities wasn't dead.
          This is before you get into shit like Uncletopia homosexuals DDoSing servers like Casual.tf when they were trying to get started, or things like Tyler McShitter trying to force people helping him host his server into contracts to develop a game for him to force Valve to speak to him again because a mentally ill moron that thinks he can get Gabe Newell to adopt him so he can own Valve.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you remove matchmaking people would have an incentive to play on actual good servers that aren't shit like uncletopia and 24/7 2fort. Do you really think a demand for good default servers wouldn't skyrocket after the only official means to play on those servers is obliterated? Jesus Christ these are the room temperature IQ morons I'm playing this game with.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know damn well they won't, most people who paly this game are absolute NPCs who will still go on those servers, we will not see the influx of good coom servers you think we will, at best, we will just have more shitty servers like uncletopia by control hungry gays

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well "absolute NPCs" it's not their fault if all the underlying infrastructure for relaying this information to people is either straight up gone, corrupt, or non-functional.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If people still play on casual despite the bots royally fricking it, they'll flock to casual-like community servers when they can. The demand for a default TF2 experience hasn't changed, it's just people don't play on community servers because the browser is buried and why would you search for a default server when casual is right there. Stop being such a fricking doomer. Matchmaking has done more harm to this game than any influx of bots whishes it could do.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is, those 'casual-like' community servers aren't gonna be casual, there's gonna be little things that made casual fun like random crits, a free-spirited pub culture and the ability to call people Black personhomosexuals no problem
          All these new servers are defo gonna be against that

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then go play on the servers that won't be against it? Start your own even? You know you could get banned from some servers for calling everyone Black personhomosexuals long before 2016 right? You could have a Ganker themed server that would be up and populated at all times without the need for advertising events, as it would have a constant influx of new players.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S TIME

    Euros we play on
    78.46.128.115:27015
    Get your little asses in

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Server fun (:

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get connection failed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another dead sv
      yeah koggy won

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kog gays are so mindbroken that they perceive a comfy little private server among friends having few players as a sign of their superiority

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this edit is still more informational than the original pic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf was the original pic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is the original
        some redditard made this edit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH that hurt my face with the amount of text

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          this edit is still more informational than the original pic

          knowing the original, it makes the edit so much funnier

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >WORDS WORDS WORDS

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought whoever made this was one of those terminally online tf-trannies but then I saw

      that is the original
      some redditard made this edit

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fempyro, femscout, or Miss Pauling?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fempyro looks fricking stupid, Femscout is cringe and looks worse than the official Fem Mercs concept art, so I guess Miss Pauling

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actual canon Pyro you little degenerate
        I hate femPyro so much I'm attracted to this sex beast for a reason I don't wanna see it as an ugly latex bimbo frick off

        >tf2gays are actual gays terrified of the female form
        Who woulda thunk et!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you miss the end of my post?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you think the female form looks like some kinda hyper bimbo creature, you must be quite the disgusting porn addict with weird fetishes, buddy
          i like cute girls, not ones who look like condom balloon animals

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual canon Pyro you little degenerate
      I hate femPyro so much I'm attracted to this sex beast for a reason I don't wanna see it as an ugly latex bimbo frick off

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't wanna see it as an ugly latex bimbo frick off
        coward

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate fempyro but i like pyro with feminine features

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, I love boobs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        horrible HORIBLE opinion
        i hope you get raped by a flock of demoknights in your next match

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can beat me but you can't beat the good taste out of me
          I'm a man of values and I stand my ground

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you can't beat the good taste out of me
            >I'm a man of values and I stand my ground
            Oh really now?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >leathers blu swimsuit vanilla.png
          what's the non-vanilla version

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            chocolate

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              DISGUSTING

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pauling.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fempyro, femscout, or Miss Pauling?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          sexo

          Pauling.

          that doesn't even look like her on the left who is that

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any source spaghetti experts who can explain to me what the frick happened here?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He surfed the slope over there and Airblast mechanics are fricking broken

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not going anywhere near fast enough to surf at that angle.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comfy little private server among friends
    Did bro really...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kog user sees discord wherever he goes
      >kog user refuses to (you) people because he's a reddit refugees who views (you)s as upvote
      >kog user still seething that a server other than his... exists... and that the people on it are having fun

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We literally know Koggays and Shartygays are the same exact people so yeah, it's the same culture, they won't quote people directly because on the Sharty, (you)'s are basically a form of "like"s as opposed to what it is on Ganker- just a way to communicate. They're all like a buncha passive agressive teenage girls, which also explains why they're so weirdly suspicious of everyone being a troony and look for weird arbitrary things to get the "ick" over. It's literally just 12 year old girl behavior.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >having fun on a dead server
        fanfiction unsubscribe

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you know it's dead? You have the server list up open with the IP in, constantly refreshing it to check how many players are in, dontcha?

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for playing guys its been fun

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, too bad not many euro's play this game

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely why are Kog people like this? is it just a result of their weird echo chamber or culture or something? why are they this unhinged to they point where they're this neurotic over everything and go ballistic when anyone plays a different server? do they think the world is their enemy? are they just plain moronic? like, what spawned this kinda behavior?

    Kog people this question isn't for you i don't care about your response

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Internet socializing machine br0ke
      Basically EVERY community is like this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every community has problems but not every community is this mental, like something had to have caused this very particular style of behavior

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess maybe I need to clarify every "Community" is like this. If you're taking a sample of just "People that Like a Thing" it MAY not be like that.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            But that's still wrong, not every community is like this. Not every community goes mental when someone else plays a game they play. Not every community is obsessed with transsexuals and pisses their anime colorcoded panties whenever they think about them. Not every community is actual, genuine schizophrenia levels of paranoid over everything and everyone. This is unique.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alright well if your specific point of contention is with Kog then you don't like them. Don't waste people's time being coy about it and pretending like they're uniquely awful you annoying homosexual.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this your first time in a TF2 thread?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That has literally nothing to do with your personal gripes with Kogastopia or how they are somehow uniquely awful compared to any sort of organized community.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon don't pretend like Koggays aren't uniquely bad. They're not like any organized community, they're actually uniquely bad, and if you visited TF2 threads enough you'd see why. I know what you're saying and you're right in that every community has gone bad, but you're a fool or intentionally dishonest if you pretend Kog isn't up there in awfulness.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look it's fine if you in particular don't like Kog, I don't either, but if you're asking me to condemn them in particular over their autism over trannies you're moronic.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do I have fun with tf2 again
    I just end up getting frustrated even when im goofing off

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The machmaking system literally prevents you from having fun. I'd say go play TF2 Classic but there's been a lot of gay ERPers in the chats there lately.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't listen to doomposters ITT who are saying you can't have fun in pubs, just try new things, change your loadout constantly to play with different weapons and classes you don't use, explore every part of the game, treat it as a new game, don't play spy

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    team fofters

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    im going to miss wutville

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THE GAMES ARE

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    zesty got doxxed by kogasatopia and he still rather plays there instead of uncletopia

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't even really understand the fear over getting doxxed by basement dwelling neckbeards.
      >I-I know where you live!
      >Okay and? You won't do shit, fatass.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zesty knows Gankerners won't do anything besides showing him funny signs in the killcam, it's only after twitter Black folk got mad at him that he started to get people calling his parents and his workplace to harass him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats because they werent mad at him at a level trannies always are

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what do you mean I can't suppress others
      do redditors really think a racist TF2 meme is preventing marginalized groups from succeeding in life?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what do you mean I can't suppress others
      do redditors really think a racist TF2 meme is preventing marginalized groups from succeeding in life?

      kek how do you even NOTICE something like this, or hell, assume it's intentional? I just read the post and went 'yeah that's true i agree' kek these people are unwell

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    HUDDA HUDDA HUH

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is it so goddamn cute

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ Pyro do not consume the funny fire liquid it will give you the shits for a week

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you know, anon? how do you know?
        and foolish of you to think the pyro is even human, it can do whatever it wants

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pyroposting made this thread comfy again
    God bless

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker got mad when they learned pyro is the class with the highest skill ceiling...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait till they learn it's the class with the highest cum ceiling too

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOTCHA
    homosexual

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carrier is the first and only map I ever saw a Pyro use the Third Degree efficiently in all my years of shitgaming

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with wanting to be smothered to death by pyro's latex milkers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My desire for latex milkers is outweighed by my desire for opening the suit to experience sweaty, heaving, zipper-overflowing, 7-hours-running-in-the-Teufort-sun milkers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smothered
      based
      >to death
      EXTREMELY based.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fetish for mutes
    >Fetish for the mentally insane
    >Fetish for gas masks
    >Fetish for anonymity and ambiguous identity
    The day I discovered Pyro my dick was NUCLEAR I tell ya

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he had those fetishes going in and didn't only realize he had them after playing 2007 orange box, seeing old fanart and getting a boner
      frickin newfriends

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Articulate yourself that was barely English what do you mean

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh ok

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      but would you frick donut head pyro's donut hole?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll try anything once

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to frick the Creature's Grin Pyro split-head maw thing.
        this past halloween I saved every cosmetic I got from contracts again and now I'm at multiples of almost every single Pyro head EXCEPT THAT ONE SPECIFIC ONE I have fricking THREE DEMON HORNS GOD DAMN IT

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with playing Kogastopia.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      your life bad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just a bunch of kids in their early 20s larping about touhou 1ccs and giggling at nikocado's butthole

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kog is so ass, man
        there's no way a group of adult motherfrickers who run around behaving like anime girls and spraying shitty 2hou porn memes have any right to hate homos when they act that fricking homosexual

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop schlickin to me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      On one hand I'm an art-style purist and refuse to play without no hats mods, and on another hand I fricking adore these absolutely disgusting cosmetic combinations.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm an art-style purist
        what's the best on-style cosmetics/maps, and which are the worst, in your onion?
        also thoughts on wutville?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but equally overzealous about not shitting on Francke's artwork. Incoming basedpogging.
          >Cosmetics
          Anything made before and nothing made after the "Classless Update", as it is no longer directly made by Valve. I know Robin loves his antlers, but if you ask me there was an obvious shift in how faithful they wanted to be with the characters as literally the first hat for Soldier released after that update was a samurai hat. The jingoistic Jane Doe would never wear jap shit.
          >Maps
          cp_steel - ART cp_dustbowl - ART tc_hydro - ART. Anything that has a developer commentary is peak aesthetic. If you ever want to know how pretty TF2 could really be, switch off all of your mods and custom HUD tweaks, crank your settings to max and do the developer commentaries. Watch all of the Meet The Team videos in 1080p. And just absorb the atmosphere. The giant cartoony pencil Demo writes with in his MTT video, the wind and bird ambience on Dustbowl, the pinstripes on Spy's suit, it's all just so fricking cool if you liked heritage artists like Leyendecker and the precisionist movement. It all adds to the atmosphere.
          >Wutville
          Amateur garbage made by a troony. No different than a rats map you'd play Saxton Hale on, that's how removed from the games atmosphere it is. It's a joke. S.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            based artgay
            somehow I never noticed that big ass yellow Ticonderoga

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt like that one tight christmas hood for pyro or the sub zero suit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          for me it's the leather jacket and boots

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    175 fricking health

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crtl F kog
    >26 mentions (all malding)
    >only active server shilled in this thread is kog
    >every other server shilled in this thread is empty

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're talking about pyro sex now

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    kogasatopia is a good server

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    drew the fellas

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          why did you draw sniper so femininely

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            didn't really notice that until now. Huh.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          drew the fellas

          good stuff anon! post blog plx

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.tumblr.com/blog/bathroom-joke

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon i'm sorry but this blog is so fricking shit please post twitter or someplace you only post art, good god your taste in memes is atrocious

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                my twitter is exponentially worse, I'm sorry

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                at least on twitter you can choose not to see retweets

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's still a considerable amount of shit to scroll through, fair warning. https://twitter.com/bathroom_joke

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          this Medic is marvelously smug
          i like all of them, good job anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heavy is fat Brock Samson. I like it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pyro is like a potato on legs. god I want him to sit on me

      Heavy is fat Brock Samson. I like it.

      Scout is totally Hank/Dean, too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of the venture bros

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ADULT SWIM HIRE THIS MAN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 different shades of blue

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? All the classes have different shades of team color, I thought that was common knowledge.

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deer head pyro
    >cloud 9 pyro
    >hooded pyro
    >theyre good at the game
    oh no its another i have a gamer crush episode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no unusual
      >ignored by Medics and enemies alike
      sigh...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get sick reflects, extinguish everyone, save meds from burning deaths, control cap points entirely with an itchy m2
      >no gamer crush, just the occasional Z2

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bot makers are now flooding servers with heavy, scout, even fricking gun spy bots
    it never ends does it

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you zoomers find violence so funny?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this bait smells so bad your mom had to close her legs in shame

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >call them valve cause they can't go past 2 on their PDA
      dammit this is a chick meme but i laughed at that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      me as soldier

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      me as heavy
      i love to murder

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i encuten my pyro

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean in art? learn to draw the mask that's the most important part, don't try and make it all round, the actual elongated and slightly creepy look of the mask is exactly what makes him adorable
      also don't try and make his body too defined, remember he's wearing a large suit and his shape is pretty bottom heavy with most of the suit sagging at the bottom, he's not shapely like a pretty woman or a handsome man and he's not a potato, he's like a stocky person wearing a beanbag
      make those goggles big and soulless

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no i mean in game so i can get pocket Medic b***hes
        >and he's not a potato,
        if pyro was any more of a potato his name would be O'Brien

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          sub zero suit seems to work wonders. pyromancer mask, apparition's aspect, filament, maybe seared sorcerer, hoods, robes, paints, etc all work

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            damn, all those are either expensive, ugly, or both (mostly both)

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. pyro main tier. dont look at the price of the balloonicorn head either

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does the razorback even fricking exist if it's so worthless?
    and why was it nerfed if it was so worthless?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody says it's worthless idiot of course it does the job, it's just not that big a deal
      do you not sense a difference between "does nothing" and "literally OP"? do you not see a big thick line between those two? or is that just the spy mindset, if something isn't so easy that it's gamebreaking it might as well not exist
      is that why you spies never use guns? cause you can't instakill with it so it just doesn't register in your brain to be effective? you child?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody says it's worthless
        see

        more like if scout got a weapon that made him invincible only to the rocket of lvl 3 sentries and only once in exchange for being able to shoot consecutively several times in a row

        anon
        anon
        pssst anon cmere
        look at this:
        it's a gun
        USE IT, c**t

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          show me in that post where you think it says the razorback is worthless
          and then pick up a gun

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if scout got a weapon that made him invincible only to the rocket of lvl 3 sentries and only once in exchange for being able to shoot consecutively several times in a row

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you think that's worthless? boy, you spy mains really don't see worth in anything unless it can make your game so easy it practically plays itself
              no wonder your whole kind cheats

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is worthless because the scout dies to the bullets, not the rockets
                the razorback is like giving heavy a secondary that makes him completely immune to headshots and a fully charged headshot is the only thing to make him vulnerable to them

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the razorback is like giving heavy a secondary that makes him completely immune to headshots and a fully charged headshot is the only thing to make him vulnerable to them
                you mean like the medic, any small healthpack, any food item and any dispenser? the heavy is already such a fathead that taking consecutive headshots at him in a row does little damage, and is completely nullified if he's gaining any amount of health
                this already exists
                snipers don't b***h about it
                get good

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                a fully overhealed heavy still gets domed by a fully charged headshot, only the FoS or vaccinator can let him survive and even then the FoS require him to stop using his primary and snipers also have access to vaccinator medics

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >imagine if heavy was practically immune to all headshots except fully charged?
                >that happens
                >oh... OK BUT he's not immune to fully charged!
                yes, we've been over this
                and sniper isn't immune to gun
                pew pew motherfricker

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                heavy very much is not "practically immune to headshots", it takes away half his fricking health

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's also so fricking slow and big that shooting him twice is easy as shit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                so what, i gotta take another headshot? oh man! you're right, that really changes things
                shame the spy can't take ANOTHER BACKSTAB AFTER THE RAZORBACK IS OFF

                hell, while we're on the topic of taking two shots instead of one... yknow what can do a sniper in two shots?

                DID YOU GUESS GUN, FRICKNUGGET? BECAUSE DING DING DING DING IT'S FRICKING GUN!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't take ANOTHER BACKSTAB AFTER THE RAZORBACK IS OFF
                yeah, he can't

                both sniper and spy rely heavily on killing their target in one shot so they can't run away, hide, or fight back
                you want to know what that gun CAN'T do that sniper's still can?
                kill in one shot.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah, he can't
                oh so i guess the sniper can't take another shot either. why? cooldown time? sniper has it too. the target is now aware and running/shooting at you? sniper has the same issue

                >you want to know what that gun CAN'T do that sniper's still can?
                >kill in one shot.
                guess what

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                check the amount of damage that the ambassador does

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                perfectly enough to kill a sniper in two headshots in a row, which it can perform faster than most snipers can react
                stop making excuses for being bad
                use gun

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sniper has the same issue
                he doesn't since heavy's theoretical headshot immunity weapon doesn't actually exist

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                it does it's called his whole entire fat fricking head, also if he's overhealed

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                sniper can still kill him in one hit. 450, remember?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon have you ever held a gun?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                have you ever played as sniper, spy, medic, or heavy?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes which is why i know the razorback is a non issue, cause i'm not bad at the game

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                of course you're not bad at it, you've never even fricking played it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon i am going to rape you so hard up the ass you're gonna wish you knew how to use guns by then because you're not getting me off i am so fricking mad at your stupidity i'm going to bed good night

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shame the spy can't take ANOTHER BACKSTAB AFTER THE RAZORBACK IS OFF
                He literally can't. It stuns his knife animation for several seconds. Or Sniper can instantly recharge it by taking like 2 seconds to walk to resupply because he's most likely parked right outside of his spawn. You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, either you're baiting or just an literal moron. Either way I'm done here.

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only play MvM these days
    It's actually comfy without the High-tour Black folk
    Yes, I'm addicted to gambling.

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really the issue with the razor back is that sniper's don't get bounced from servers for cheating, so ultimately this is a conversation on why moving to matchmaking instead of decentralized servers was bad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t sniper's don't get bounced from servers for cheating
      of course they do wtf do you mean, sniper is the most commonly suspected and accused class
      unless you mean the razorback is cheating? a spy is accusing someone of cheating?
      spy "interp is 'in the game' so it's ok to use" mcspy main? spy the spy "it's not hax to lagswitch" spy? spy spy "every spy cheats" spy spy spy? that spy? that particular spy? aka every spy?
      you people have the absolute audacity, the onga bongas to complain that any class cheats when you're the class most known for actually full blown cheating

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the downside of the Razorback doesn't apply when the sniper toggles and instantly taps you with the sniper rifle or pulls the guaranteed crit on the melee.
        >People don't get away with toggling
        That's a hilarious joke.

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    put dispenser here

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pootis *Laughs*
      I love schadenfreude so fricking much

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      heck no

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        OHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dispenser coming up!

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEAVY IS MO TOR BIKE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I AM JETPACK

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry Heavy, you lost 🙂

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          BRAAAAAAAAPPPP

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            someone PLEASE post it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                frick you

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                hey man, he asked

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn it'd be great if heavy lost.
          >Pyro gets his update
          >Every Primary is turned to shit
          >Getting flamed by a pyro when I'm touching a wall and he can barely hit 43 damage a second

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      VSSSSSSSADADADADADA WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHHAHAHAH

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the FRICK?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would current day Ganker react to GMod and SFM videos?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they would say they're cringe garbage made for children and they'd be kinda right

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It depends on what you're showing them.
        Quality stuff?
        Enjoy
        Skibidi Rizz?
        They won't like it.
        Shitposters will still insist there's hypocrisy even though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am current day Ganker, born in 2002.
        This shit is honestly peak cinema.

        until the bad voice acting that is

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone play tf2 with on a 'eck? what are your trackpad settings and gyro settings?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPS are unplayable on this shit
      >t.Played 2 years ago, it collects dust since then

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue. there's lots of footage of people excelling with track pad and gyro. it takes practice but the issue is dialing down those settings, which is what my original question was asking.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >'eck
      do you mean deck?
      the only people i know of who needlessly shorten one letter off a word are...

      ....
      *sniff sniff*

      ....

      sharty users

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm a Ganker user

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naw, that one isn't sharty smell. It's from the fat guy who spammed webms on him nutting on a steam deck.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being this braindead
        Because no one has ever said shit like 'za or spoke like a brit before.

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played since 2012
    What changed since
    how worse has it gotten

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from a few weapons over five years, and tons of cosmetic junk with some modes/maps here and there, it still plays the same.
      As for what's terrible, just take everything that happened to Ganker over the past decade, and sprinkle in a lame CSGO style queue system and cheaters. Fwiw if it's still a good time as long as you don't expect it to be a complete time capsule.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's still a server browser and private servers with custom maps right? As long as it has those I'm game for coming back.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and not that many, if QP crippled community servers than MM finished the job.

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No new weapons
    +
    No new voicelines
    +
    Abundance of cosmetics
    +
    Abundance of shitty community maps
    =
    No play

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No new voicelines
      Soldier is fricking dead, and another VA will probably be on his way out within the next 2-3 years. VSH having a different guy do all the voicelines was a necessary evil.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They didn't make Pyro's finger 3% bigger so it's not a real update >:(

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spy is the only fricking class in this first person shooter tooter game that considers it uncouth, downright absurd even, to use their shooty tooty intended for the very purpose of shootin tootin enemies in this shooter tooter of a game, and will get angry at you if you suggest that perhaps they use more than one whole weapon in their arsenal and maybe, just for a moment, consider pulling out the shooty tootin and dun be shootin and tootin

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >use gun
    >sniper turns around and hits me for 150

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S my disSPENCER?

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do bots continually interact with the game? Do they think valve will somehow revive the economy on a 20 year old game?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Incel Dane wanting to force people into his communities, and tards that are mad that TF2 has consistently been top 20 on steam for the past 16 years (because nobody bothered to make a better game)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also keep in mind the original wave of bots was an attempt to force valve to appoint community moderators so they could start banning people they don't like from TF2

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight: will we ever get the last issue of the comic?

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The day TF2 died was when TF2ware wasn't played anymore.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was Smash Fortress

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still have one perpetually empty server for it in my favorites. Feels bad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SLAG Gaming died for a mediocre platformer infested with a community of pedophiles and trannoids

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can still play parkour fortress with the fan revival thankfully

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh WOWEE I can play PARKOUR FORTRESS??
          That sure is great!
          Not like I wanted to play the other NINE game modes, and vanilla hosted by them

          >mediocre platformer infested with a community of pedophiles and trannoids
          qrd?

          A Hat in Time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mediocre platformer infested with a community of pedophiles and trannoids
        qrd?

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was 2fort2furious cringe or kino? It's the notable oldgay server but it also has ties to 2b2t which is now notoriously fricking gay. Was it lame edgy Ganker shit like Koggy is today or was it good clean fun?

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a weapon instead of a minigun, which makes heavy change into saxton but weaker

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