Haarp is a great map, and Brew was good too
Carrier is an okay map elevated to good by it's gamemode, wherein any other vanilla gamemode would suck dick n balls on it
The real question is which map is staying in pubs after the holiday
Most bets on Camber, but I really hope it's Brew
>Play engineer on Haarp, build a tele in the funny spot and take the intel down there >Nobody can take it from me >Team either laughs or rages depending on how cool they are
It's fun
bots usually latch onto whatever the most popular map is, ironically lowering the population which means they then move on to congregate in another map
Krampus was a bit of a shit map tho and the boss is toss
Frick you. Event Turbine is the best version of that map to ever exist. I had to ask in-game when it came out just because it floored me that, at some point, someone actually managed to make Turbine not awful.
You're right, Event Turbine is the best version of turbine because it gives you more movement across otherwise tight corridors and one-way rooms, as well as something large in the middle to play around
Frick you. Event Turbine is the best version of that map to ever exist. I had to ask in-game when it came out just because it floored me that, at some point, someone actually managed to make Turbine not awful.
You're right, Event Turbine is the best version of turbine because it gives you more movement across otherwise tight corridors and one-way rooms, as well as something large in the middle to play around
And yes Turbine is normally a cancer map
Turbine in all forms sucks
NPC's. Turbine is a great map, you are the moronic ones queing for CTF and expecting a non meme match.
Some of the cosmetics were okay. Turbine Reskin was made by a fricking Black person so it's shit. Still waiting for the day we get some new content for fun game modes like PASS Time.
Luv me Haarp, simple as.
But at the end of the day it's just another minimal effort seasonal update like we've been getting for the past 6 years
Wake me up when we get a proper major update (never)
>It's a minimal effort seasonal update
Black person we got 5 plausible year round maps in addition to 5 holiday maps.
I get whining about cosmetics and maps most of the years since Meet Your Match and Jungle Inferno since 2/3rds of what we got were hard Christmas/Halloween themed items, but we got more fricking maps than any year in TF2's history and 2 new modes.
Kogastopia looks like it could be for the deranged and psychotic. I think if you're used to seeing colors like that, you may need to talk to your doctor about lowering the dose of your meds. (I'm trans btw)
Kogastopia looks like it could be for the deranged and psychotic. I think if you're used to seeing colors like that, you may need to talk to your doctor about lowering the dose of your meds. (I'm trans btw)
has anyone in the history of ever fallen for the "i'm trans btw idk if that matters" meme? like surely it had to have been born out of a belief that it'd discredit what people are trying to say but i don't think even the dumbest of bait biters ever fell for that one
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has anyone in the history of ever fallen for the "i'm trans btw idk if that matters" meme? like surely it had to have been born out of a belief that it'd discredit what people are trying to say but i don't think even the dumbest of bait biters ever fell for that one
Marge, I'm confused. If sharts are supposed to hate trannies, why do they refer to themselves as trans and call each other sister? Where is the joke?
>go to the furry pound >play for a while >seems completely normal besides people having furry porn objectors >weirdly, full of highly skilled players as well >"hey anon do you like pudding?" >hell yeah I do >"what about knots?" >do you mean the boy scout ones? >"no :3" >huh? >mfw later on google
I still don't know what pudding actually means... maybe it's for the better
Wutville was a great map BECAUSE it's so fricking broken, them constantly attempting to fix the glitches and exploits just turned it into a boringly okay mediocre and butt ugly payload map
It's time homosexuals understood glitches are fun
I can only hope the 'fixed' version they're planning is somehow even more broken in different ways
>If you're into Pyro your only options are porn made by men, aka ugly rubber suit hyper breasts bullshit... or porn made by women, aka a cute widdol unmasked sensitive autistic mexican innocent cinnamon roll in a 58 chapter fanfic where he has boring barely sex
I just want my canon Pyro, bros, that's all... I just want this cute ambiguous pyromaniac psycho and I want him to keep the mask on
dammit people, i know what i'm jerking off to tonight
5 months ago
Anonymous
based
5 months ago
Anonymous
a pyro thread is a good thread
5 months ago
Anonymous
i think this was originally about someone's server wasn't it, it took a few hours i don't have any more hot boy pyros that are blue board safe i wish the guy who drew the BIG pyros made more
5 months ago
Anonymous
>the BIG pyros
the what?
also yeah it was but i'm appreciating the pyro posting
they don't gotta be male i'm into female too, just not weirdly bimbo-ish or unmasked, some titty is good
5 months ago
Anonymous
>the what?
oh sorry it was gross fetish stuff
nevermind
sorry
5 months ago
Anonymous
bro
bro it's ok bro
relax bro it's ok
breathe bro
relax
bro
>certain board opens a tf2 server >it’s great for a year and a half >offboarders start flooding the server >homosexuals use the fricking chat to erp >homosexuals ruin the fun
/mlp/ I’m biased as crap, but /mlp/ has the most genuine Anons and shitposting, wienersmoking trolls are far in between since nobody cares about ponies anymore
you're absolutely right and i sometimes wish i was a small horsegay just so i could hang out with these folk. i still do sometimes, they're genuinely one of the best boards on this website
i'm so used to hanging out on angry boards like Ganker or Ganker that when i go on /mlp/ every rare once in a while just to check it out, i'm shocked that every thread is about... well... ponies. no seething, no rage baiting, no covert politics, just true and honest pony discussion
we mocked them, but they're happy. they're happy and we're not. so who's laughing now?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Never too late to hop onto the ride Anon
5 months ago
Anonymous
i actually watched the cartoon, it's a bit fun but i got bored. i guess it's just not for me. i can see how people can enjoy it, it just didn't 'click' for me the same way it did for others but i absolutely did have fun
5 months ago
Anonymous
>no seething, no rage baiting, no covert politics, just true and honest pony discussion
I hate to admit you are right. They are like this weird cousin that lives far away in his own world. And thay are happy in it as they have other like minded individuals from...one could say more innocent age. The only thing that reminded me this level of...niceness and creativity are Murder Drones Threads On Ganker.
Any way what do you think of this Cosmetic Collection?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Perhaps I should check out co's estranged brother...
5 months ago
Anonymous
The pony people are happy because they conduct themselves right, not because they're into ponies
We could be the same way, but we're not for some reason
This isn't 4chinz culture no matter how much Ganker likes to pretend it is, we used to be happier, yes we were always crude and edgy and offensive but we did it cause it made us laugh... Now it feels angry, no one is laughing, everyone is constantly thinking of things that make them mad and getting mad and looking to make others mad, every 4 out of 5 threads on here is just covert politics and drama, at best, BEST, it's someone trying to public jerk off. At worst it's just pure rage. Actual video game discussions are rare and you'd get called an autistic gay for wanting to talk about the board's topic because no one on here actually likes video games. They'll tell you they're just retaliating because the industry is taken over by jackasses, and it is, but I don't trust for one second that that's their reasoning, because they don't love games. They hate them. They just chose this place as their social media platform of choice. It's their Twitter.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I mean with Ganker in particular there's the issue (quite similar to tf2 actually) where when GG happen m00t b00ted a ton of the people that actually play games, and that created a vacuum for people to fill, and now you got shit like the current "Official Gamenight" gays being buttholes who knocked wiimmfi offline because one guy wanted to play Mario Kart Wii and are generally a nuisance if they catch people having fun out of their control.
Plus there's the whole fragmenting thing where now Ganker is shattered across 7 different boards
5 months ago
Anonymous
the average tourist thinks that "Ganker culture" is endless shitposting. these people would see Ganker 10-15 years ago and say that it's "reddit" or whatever the frick the latest buzzword is
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, they're even starting with the "STOP PLAYING VIDEOGAMES!!!! GO OUTSIDE AND IMPROOOOOOOOOVE" meme in the last couple of threads recently. Is like they hate you for having fun or something.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Unironically agree. People like to shit on /mlp/ because haha horsefrickery but whenever I visit the board every once in a blue moon it feels like I've been transported back 10 years. The place is like a time capsule of early 2010s Chan culture
5 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks, I'm going to go frequent that board and start deliberate arguments that make everyone mad. You deserve all of it because of how gay you were back in 2014.
5 months ago
Anonymous
No you're not.
5 months ago
Anonymous
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5 months ago
Anonymous
If you wanna start shit just pretend to be me in the TF2 thread
The board's like a time capsule, it's been unchanged since 2013 and the show ending hasn't affected it remotely.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>went down to check that board
it's so.... simple.... so comfortable... nothing for miles but discussion about horses, honest discussion, no covert shitflinging or drama or politics under the guise of being about ponies, just... genuinely ponies....
it hurts, it hurts because i see how good we could've had it
/mlp/ I’m biased as crap, but /mlp/ has the most genuine Anons and shitposting, wienersmoking trolls are far in between since nobody cares about ponies anymore
>Click TF2 video >Notice it's Uncle Dane/LazyPurple/that one guy with the tube hat I forget his name >Close video
Who are some actually fun TF2 youtubers that aren't annoying, just post simple funny stuff and maybe those old videos of kids being weird on VC?
I only like Monkey, he's pretty alright
They don't really exist anymore.
Youtube went full anemic in 2016 when orang man got elected.
Even Zesty only got relevant after the clique threw a tantrum over him.
>Zesty
he's so moronic when it comes to how the game oughta run
the man thinks it should implement a fricking every-gay-modern-fps-game-ever style of system where if you get kicked one too many times you get temp banned from playing pubs
does he not realize how ULTRA moronic that is? "oooh the average player doesn't get votekicked often" are you HIGH!" nevermind the fact that players in this game are sensitive babies and can kick you for any reason like saying naughty words or putting a funny teleporter in a dumb spot or even just pure ragekicking... nevermind the fact that BOTS kick real players... do you realize... do you REALIZE SOMETHING... that if this system came out, not only would bots abuse it and votekick people even more, but actual sweaty c**ty tryhard players would use it to 'punish' players they deem to be playing the game wrong? that's a fricking awful idea, he could've gone ahead and suggested the devs impliment a fricking pride parade, and THAT idea would still not be as UNBELIVABLY HOMOSEXUAL as this one. it'll be MAYHAM. the man must be pissing my fricking butthole if he thinks that'll work and i urge him to play one fricking day of TF2 if he doesn't know what this game's culture is like
i like his videos mocking shitty war paints tho those are funny
>he's so moronic when it comes to how the game oughta run
I mean that's par for the course for tf2 youtubers. >Horrible opinions influenced entirely by personal preferences >Extreme misrepresentations of the scale of the playerbase to make it seem like they're more influential than they are >Penchant for wanting moderation controls over the game
They all do this bullhonkey.
>do you realize... do you REALIZE SOMETHING... that if this system came out, not only would bots abuse it and votekick people even more
Kek nearly every update in this game that tried "fixing" the bot issue by limiting what players can do only ever hurt players, and not bots. It's like a study in (classical) liberalism, the concept that banning something only ever hurts lawful citizens, and not criminals.
>Bots are saying mean words in chat? Let's mute chat for *all* F2Ps! >Oh turns out this doesn't stop hackers... Because they can hack the game.... >F2Ps get fricked tho lol
The only good updates they put out aside from backstage stuff that makes it harder for bots to send scripts to the server, are awareness stuff for the players, like showing who a player is and when they joined on the votekick screen
That's actually beneficial because it gives people info to utilize to their best of their capability, that's it... Then again, maybe homosexual Youtubers know the people who play this game are moronic and that's why they wanna force changes on them, because they're incapable of using their brains and the tools at their disposal
Idk man, I've been watching his videos and he seems like the single TF2uber who actually gives a frick about the game. You can't watch someone like Dane, Lazy Pueple, or Soundsmith and tell me with a straight face that you think they truly care about TF2. Zesty very blatantly does care though and it shows.
Zesty cares, he clearly cares about quality more than he cares about being big big online cult leader man, which is what all the uncle purples and big danes and shit care about... he's just dumb is all... being incorrect isn't a crime but if it was he would be guilty of it
the issue with most TF2tubers is that they want power, they wanna be the ones who decide on the "meta" and every meme and aspect of the community, they don't love something that evolved organically, they wanna be the ones to change it
Well Lazy Purple doesn't want to be cult leader man, iirc he's mentally ill and Cankle Strain ruined his relationship with his friends to isolate him and use him for oldgay cred.
5 months ago
Anonymous
you're kidding, right? every single bit youtuber man who's known for having an iconic loadout and constantly tries to define the game wants to be a cult leader
lazypurple is literally the guy who popularized hat stereotypes, aka taking his own asspulled preconceived ideas and throwing them on a buncha underages. he's the reason you can't wear the anger as sniper or the war pig as soldier without people immediately being like "OOOH OOOOOH YOU MUST BE LE STEROTYPE GUY HAHA FUNNY PURPLE MAN TOLD ME SO"
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're thinking of Shartsmith
5 months ago
Anonymous
huh, really?
i swear they're the same people, manufactured in the same lab and everything
5 months ago
Anonymous
>When he tried to convince the community of the 50/50 friendly rule
lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
>>When he tried to convince the community of the 50/50 friendly rule
huh?
5 months ago
Anonymous
If there are friendlies on a server he was pushing for the idea that there should be a vote and if 50% or more want to be friendly, then the server turns friendly
5 months ago
Anonymous
Kek that's moronic
Friendlies are fun because people *choose* to be friendly despite a game going on in the background
But I can totally see these people wanting it to be a mandatory thing because, again, nearly every TF2 Youtuber is a powerhungry control freak trying to strongarm janny this game
5 months ago
Anonymous
This. Friendlies are fun when they just randomly happen in a match rather than being forced >1v1 with an enemy >We both miss all of our shots >Taunt >More players join in to taunt >After a while someone kills everyone >Back to playing normally
5 months ago
Anonymous
It was kind of weird how it seemed like everyone of the regulars on his servers seemed to get replaced with Uncletopia players
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Cankle Strain ruined his relationship with his friends to isolate him and use him for oldgay cred.
Wait, really? When did that happen?
I laughet how he seams to think that Razorback invalidates spy vs sniper thing. Despite the fact that You know SPY HAS A FRICKING GUN and can more or less two or 4 shot from a safe distance. (Depends on a weapon Diamond back and Stock are particularly good)
Spy is the most unreasonable class in the game and everyone who pretends that's not the case is a coping spy main or a "balance" gay, and they all universally forget spy has a gun
The only way spy can possibly feel weak is if you never play the game or play spy/against spies, and thus your only knowledge of the class is in theory. You know he can backstab, you know his stats and his abilities. But you don't know the pasta la fricksta code that runs this game or how spy is basically an RNG class
just turn around lmfao imagine having any problems with that weak ass class, the other day a spy main on the other team was blatantly cheating and we won anyway because he still wouldn't get anything done
5 months ago
Anonymous
>the other day a spy main on the other team was blatantly cheating
more blatantly than usual, you mean
remember, every spy cheats
play a real class gay
5 months ago
Anonymous
>tfw the entire spy meta has shifted to cheating because if you disguise AT ALL the enemy team gets wallhacks for you
Why not just be a scout instead of a spy then? And what if the Sniper is playing around his team or has a sentry, smart guy? Backstab is the only counter play against Sniper and the razorback completely removes it.
>Backstab is the only counter play against Sniper
Way to say you're bad lol
5 months ago
Anonymous
It’s the only counter play that doesn’t include just becoming a sniper.
5 months ago
Anonymous
1. use a gun
2. go for the double stab or the stab-gun combo
4. play literally any other class
5. just become a sniper, pusspuss
5 months ago
Anonymous
>the Sniper is playing around his team or has a sentry
Uh oh, looks like that Sniper is fricking invincible now. >just become a sniper, pusspuss
Truly the sign of a well balanced class, the only thing that can actually counter him is himself.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>>the Sniper is playing around his team or has a sentry >Uh oh, looks like that Sniper is fricking invincible now.
b***h if a sniper is playing around his team or a sentry you can't backstab him anyway cause then you're gonna get raped, unless you're going for that classic spy one-stab-pump-n-dump like you people like to do. you're still gonna have to take care of the sentry and his teammates anyway, him wearing a razorback or even being literally any other class doesn't change that
you have a sapper, you have a gun, use them
5 months ago
Anonymous
The kunai/ your eternal reward exists. Besides if spies are such a non-issue to Sniper what’s the point of putting the razorback in the game in the first place?
5 months ago
Anonymous
because it's a non issue, just a small perk in exchange for a lack of a gun, which is equalized by the assumption that spies themselves use guns
you DO know what a gun is, don't you?
cause i'm starting to think you don't
5 months ago
Anonymous
>just a small perk
It removes one of his counters, that’s not a small perk in the slightest. >in exchange for a lack of a gun
He still has a gun, his Sniper rifle, you know his PRIMARY WEAPON.
Imagine if the Scout got a weapon that made him invincible to sentries at the cost of giving up his pistol slot. It would be fricking moronic right?
5 months ago
Anonymous
more like if scout got a weapon that made him invincible only to the rocket of lvl 3 sentries and only once in exchange for being able to shoot consecutively several times in a row
anon
anon
pssst anon cmere
look at this:
it's a gun
USE IT, c**t
5 months ago
Anonymous
>shoots one bullet then immediately dies to a quick scope or someone else watching the sniper
Wow, such a great counter to the New Zealand man.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>"i shot one bullet and died cause i'm bad! if only i could make one backstab and die! it would take the same amount of skill and effort but it would instakill and i'm mad i'm no longer allowed to do it, now i gotta git gud!"
5 months ago
Anonymous
>more like if scout got a weapon that made him invincible only to the rocket of lvl 3 sentries and only once in exchange for being able to shoot consecutively several times in a row
That doesn’t make sense. The razorback stops all backstab damage and it recharges after like 30 seconds or a basically instant trip back to the resupply cabinet.
The Scout would be immune to all sentry fire and you would still be defending it because “durr engie has a shotgun just shoot the scout lmao”.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>The razorback stops all backstab damage
yes, which is only one of the types of damage spy can do
USE
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GUN
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5 months ago
Anonymous
>Who cares that one of the scout’s main hard counters has just been made completely obsolete he can still be shot eventually
This is what you sound like
5 months ago
Anonymous
anon, how is backstabbing a sniper any different to backstabbing any other class, other than the fact that they stand still and don't pay much attention? for a sniper who's moving around you'd still need to learn skills regardless
and if they stand still and don't pay much attention, how do you struggle to shoot them?
and if it's because they're surrounded by teammates or sentries, how is it different if they're wearing a razorback when you wouldn't be able to backstab em anyway, even if they weren't wearing one, because then all the teammates and sentries will getcha?
the only use for the razorback is to do away with spies who run in and take easy backstabs and don't know how to pull their gun out of their ass
it literally only counters shitty spies, everyone else has no problem with it because the game doesn't exist in limbo
you're just mad you can't run in, take a quick stab and die instantly
get good
get a gun
get shootin
5 months ago
Anonymous
If the razorback really sucked and was pointless you wouldn't be doing such hardcore damage control for it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
how many times do you have to be told that nobody is saying it sucks and is pointless, only that it's not a big deal
you spies just hear those two to be the same thing because you're so used to easy gameplay that as soon as something comes along and makes it no longer breasts easy you cry about it
i keep saying it's not worthless, i keep repeating this, but then i also say "it's only useful in some scenarios and can still be countered" and your spy main ears ring "oh, it doesn't give you an instant win? worthless!"
it shows how YOU think, it shows your reasoning
if your dad was anything like you he probably didn't buy condoms because they're only 99% effective and he went "oh pff, not 100%? worthless!" and that's how your moronic ass came into being
you bring shame upon your whole family
5 months ago
Anonymous
Normally this works if the Sniper is alone and unaware of you. Doesn’t work if the Sniper is near people or a Sentry.
5 months ago
Anonymous
shhh
he's asleep
5 months ago
Anonymous
>spy mains coping when the game isn't super easy for them and just hands them the victory, and they gotta actually do their job as a class instead of just running around, raking free kills to top score and calling it "carrying"
5 months ago
Anonymous
Reminder that spy gets extra points so every 2 points in spy world is basically 1 point in reality
drew the fellas
Did you really draw that? Neat if true but I swear I've seen the artstyle before Post blog
5 months ago
Anonymous
I based em on the Venture Bros art style and posted em on twitter and tumblr before
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Sniper mains thinking that a secondary that removes one of his class counters with basically no drawback to the sniper is good game design
5 months ago
Anonymous
>basically no drawback to the sniper >leaves the sniper with literally no long ranged rapidfire defense which is horrible for the class >when their opponent has uhh >uhhhhhhhhhhh >uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh >what's it called >oh yeah, a GUN
spy mains try thinking about someone other than yourselves for once
5 months ago
Anonymous
You go around shooting people with the SMG and you are just going to get laughed at. Good Snipers can just quickscope you. Sniper’s secondaries are pitiful, he loses nothing by ditching it and just going for the razorback or some other backpack item.
>do you realize... do you REALIZE SOMETHING... that if this system came out, not only would bots abuse it and votekick people even more, but actual sweaty c**ty tryhard players would use it to 'punish' players they deem to be playing the game wrong?
read this in bob chandlers voice
Hilariously, zesty wouldn't be anywhere near as popular as he is if it weren't for twitter trying to cancel him multiple times. He unironically lives in their heads rent fricking free
They'll try to tell you he's a bad person because he got mad in a video game once but in reality, its because he doesn't worship the ground trannies walk on. As in, he said the "troony" slur when people were raiding his streams (they actually were trannies btw) a few years ago, and he has the most extreme and bizzare takes on trans issues like how they shouldn't compete in women's sports and children shouldn't have access to irreversible hormone therapy. Admitting this to twitter basically means you want to genocide every single non-white person so they've been on a crusade these last few years building up an unhealthy obsession with him, to the point that he lives rent free in the heads of some prominent TF2 Youtubers like Soundsmith who routinely tries to dunk on him on twitter for the smallest shit.
Anon, he was friends with (and eagerly defended) a diaperfur that sent porn to 13 year olds. There are plenty of reasons to dislike Zesty. It's a tragedy he's one of the only YouTubers to give the game honest criticism.
>Haven't played in months >Haven't actually touched my PC in general >This time, I can't even play Steam. Anxiety kept me from doing so when I had the chance >Now because of it's update, I can never
I just want to play man. It was cozy.
I like the recent JP-themed community map they added that uses steel-style. Always fun grabbing the enemy team's attention by sending someone to put pressure on main point
>Your class can literally one hit kill any player and go invisible >Have good guns (you never use) >Spaghetti code means people's "backs" take up 3/4ths of their hitbox and half of Spain >Sometimes get random RNG backstabs for no reason >Literally every single one of you abuses lag and interp and closet cheats, this is a fact
>Sniper has one weapon that can counter one (1) just one (just 1) one (singular) 1 (one) ONE of your many attack types >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're literally making the argument morons make about making every pyro flamethrower non-functional.
The revolver is a secondary weapon in the event that a spy finds himself unable to use his knife and starting any sort of complaint about spy not using it regularly is functionally moronic.
>The revolver is a secondary weapon in the event that a spy finds himself unable to use his knife >The revolver is a secondary weapon >THE REVOLVER >IS A SECONDARY WEAPON
Holy shit spies have lost it
Yeah ok but the words in the code don't mean shit
Spy's primary weapon is the gun and his melee is used in in event where he CAN backstab someone, not his primary being a backstab and a gun is there in case he can't
Also, even if that WAS the case, wtf kinda excuse is "a weapon that prevents me form using my 'primary' on this one class is bad" b***h wtf is your secondary for, then? Fine, FINE, even IF you think the gun is secondary, that's what it's for- to use when primary isn't sufficient.
"Oh no I am prevented from using my main weapon. Do I use the other weapon I was given in case of just such an event? Or do I cry? I choose to cry"
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Revolver >The Revolver is the default secondary weapon for the Spy.
The crafting recipes also require a secondary slot token
Jungle Inferno and subsequent updates made the flamethrower's actual damage output tank immensely and even Pyro's new single shot Dragon's Fury got an immense nerf losing 2/3rds of its damage unless you land dead on consecutive hits, when it was already nerfed to having a projectile roughly the size of a flare.
yknow i play Pyro and I actually think it's fine, it really would've been OP otherwise
this has nothing to do with the complaint that Spies whine a lot because it's not suggesting changes, it's just saying "you lot whine a lot shut up"
>it really would've been OP otherwise
It would be on par with other primaries in the game >this has nothing to do with the complaint that Spies whine a lot because it's not suggesting changes, it's just saying "you lot whine a lot shut up"
It has everything to do with it you fricking moron, because constantly the excuse as to why it's ok for every Pyro primary to be shit is because "buh muh flaaer combbo" "Muh scorch shoot"
yknow i play Pyro and I actually think it's fine, it really would've been OP otherwise
this has nothing to do with the complaint that Spies whine a lot because it's not suggesting changes, it's just saying "you lot whine a lot shut up"
Just fix these bugs PLEASE >Hogging a wall can reduce the damage Pyro deals to you by 50%
Reminder that Kog players are the same exact breed as Sharty users and most of them do both
That's not a community of people I personally wanna be around, but hey, if shit appeals to you, go ahead and swim in the poopoo
>Hey play on Kog >No frick off >REEEEEEEEEEE TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY WALLS TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY BALLS TRANNIES HERE TRANNIES THERE TRANNIES TRANNIES EVERYWHERE
Y'know, this is why people don't like you
Didn't say I was wrong though, keep seething, Koggy is Ganker approved.
>Hey play on Kog >No frick off >REEEEEEEEEEE TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY WALLS TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY BALLS TRANNIES HERE TRANNIES THERE TRANNIES TRANNIES EVERYWHERE
Y'know, this is why people don't like you
>Hey play on Kog >No frick off >REEEEEEEEEEE TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY WALLS TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY BALLS TRANNIES HERE TRANNIES THERE TRANNIES TRANNIES EVERYWHERE
Y'know, this is why people don't like you
Kog gays are fricking embarrassing there's no point arguing with them, it's like trying to explain IQ to someone with sub 60, they are literally incapable of getting why people hate them
Just ignore em or call them the obnoxious homos they are, anything more than that is a waste of energy with zero return
How would you rebalance or fix some weapons? >Short Stop Alt-Fire: Right Hook, deals 30 Damage and knocks back farther. >Shiv: Keep swing speed slow and damage reduced, give it the ability to both cause a longer and more effective bleed as well as mini crit bleeding targets. >Steak: Grant health on kill >Hot Hand: Zero damage, but the slap really stings so target is stunned for two seconds.
He was a spy channel, pretty chill, none of that edgy weeb spy main shit you see on other channels
He was really too old to be a tf2ber, so he retired to spend time with his family
speaking of homosexuals... yknow who sucks? Delfy
every time there's a new exploit he shows it off but also pretends he does it to 'raise awareness' to get Valve to fix it
it used to be fun to find an exploit, some random obscure shit video by a guy on a skype mic, or someone doing it in-game, or just you messing around and finding it on your own. it felt special. now, even when I do find one, i immediately get asked "Oooh is that Delfy did you watch Delfy did you see Delfy someone saw Delfy" frick offff!
Then before you know it, you come in the next day and a buncha underages are all doing the exploit, and in two days Valve fixed it and ruined the fun for everyone
can valve just fix the fricking glitch where everytime you wanna click on a name in the scoreboard you gotta play a little minigame where it randomly clicks a different name and you gotta figure out the fricking arcane code just to see someone's profile
you know tf2 had private servers full of Ganker (and specifically Ganker) memes all over the place and people would put up e-girl sprays everywhere before matchmaking right?
you know tf2 was playable before matchmaking right?
TF2 was fun before matchmaking, but look at the state of private servers now and see why this won't come back, the culture just isn't the same
Unless you mean keep pubs but just roll back the actual match mechanic, which ok sure, could work... But who knows
I just want F2Ps to be able to speak again, hearing kiddies and noobs rage was hilarious, now they actually have the chance to learn how to behave before they get prem
>but look at the state of private servers now and see why this won't come back
More important than just the private servers, the internet in general.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's one thing to see monolithic corporations enforce progressive social orthodoxy on their platforms, but it's just fricking unreal that there are people enforcing this shit totally independent of any corporate or governmental entity in whatever community they find themselves in an administrative position in. These are the same people who would report their neighbours to the authorities for counter-revolutionary activity in the Soviet Union.
It was also the entire means of connecting to games, and the discoverability of niche communities wasn't dead.
This is before you get into shit like Uncletopia homosexuals DDoSing servers like Casual.tf when they were trying to get started, or things like Tyler McShitter trying to force people helping him host his server into contracts to develop a game for him to force Valve to speak to him again because a mentally ill moron that thinks he can get Gabe Newell to adopt him so he can own Valve.
If you remove matchmaking people would have an incentive to play on actual good servers that aren't shit like uncletopia and 24/7 2fort. Do you really think a demand for good default servers wouldn't skyrocket after the only official means to play on those servers is obliterated? Jesus Christ these are the room temperature IQ morons I'm playing this game with.
you know damn well they won't, most people who paly this game are absolute NPCs who will still go on those servers, we will not see the influx of good coom servers you think we will, at best, we will just have more shitty servers like uncletopia by control hungry gays
Well "absolute NPCs" it's not their fault if all the underlying infrastructure for relaying this information to people is either straight up gone, corrupt, or non-functional.
If people still play on casual despite the bots royally fricking it, they'll flock to casual-like community servers when they can. The demand for a default TF2 experience hasn't changed, it's just people don't play on community servers because the browser is buried and why would you search for a default server when casual is right there. Stop being such a fricking doomer. Matchmaking has done more harm to this game than any influx of bots whishes it could do.
The thing is, those 'casual-like' community servers aren't gonna be casual, there's gonna be little things that made casual fun like random crits, a free-spirited pub culture and the ability to call people Black personhomosexuals no problem
All these new servers are defo gonna be against that
Then go play on the servers that won't be against it? Start your own even? You know you could get banned from some servers for calling everyone Black personhomosexuals long before 2016 right? You could have a Ganker themed server that would be up and populated at all times without the need for advertising events, as it would have a constant influx of new players.
Actual canon Pyro you little degenerate
I hate femPyro so much I'm attracted to this sex beast for a reason I don't wanna see it as an ugly latex bimbo frick off
>tf2gays are actual gays terrified of the female form
Who woulda thunk et!
If you think the female form looks like some kinda hyper bimbo creature, you must be quite the disgusting porn addict with weird fetishes, buddy
i like cute girls, not ones who look like condom balloon animals
Actual canon Pyro you little degenerate
I hate femPyro so much I'm attracted to this sex beast for a reason I don't wanna see it as an ugly latex bimbo frick off
>kog user sees discord wherever he goes >kog user refuses to (you) people because he's a reddit refugees who views (you)s as upvote >kog user still seething that a server other than his... exists... and that the people on it are having fun
We literally know Koggays and Shartygays are the same exact people so yeah, it's the same culture, they won't quote people directly because on the Sharty, (you)'s are basically a form of "like"s as opposed to what it is on Ganker- just a way to communicate. They're all like a buncha passive agressive teenage girls, which also explains why they're so weirdly suspicious of everyone being a troony and look for weird arbitrary things to get the "ick" over. It's literally just 12 year old girl behavior.
genuinely why are Kog people like this? is it just a result of their weird echo chamber or culture or something? why are they this unhinged to they point where they're this neurotic over everything and go ballistic when anyone plays a different server? do they think the world is their enemy? are they just plain moronic? like, what spawned this kinda behavior?
Kog people this question isn't for you i don't care about your response
But that's still wrong, not every community is like this. Not every community goes mental when someone else plays a game they play. Not every community is obsessed with transsexuals and pisses their anime colorcoded panties whenever they think about them. Not every community is actual, genuine schizophrenia levels of paranoid over everything and everyone. This is unique.
Alright well if your specific point of contention is with Kog then you don't like them. Don't waste people's time being coy about it and pretending like they're uniquely awful you annoying homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Is this your first time in a TF2 thread?
5 months ago
Anonymous
That has literally nothing to do with your personal gripes with Kogastopia or how they are somehow uniquely awful compared to any sort of organized community.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Anon don't pretend like Koggays aren't uniquely bad. They're not like any organized community, they're actually uniquely bad, and if you visited TF2 threads enough you'd see why. I know what you're saying and you're right in that every community has gone bad, but you're a fool or intentionally dishonest if you pretend Kog isn't up there in awfulness.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Look it's fine if you in particular don't like Kog, I don't either, but if you're asking me to condemn them in particular over their autism over trannies you're moronic.
The machmaking system literally prevents you from having fun. I'd say go play TF2 Classic but there's been a lot of gay ERPers in the chats there lately.
don't listen to doomposters ITT who are saying you can't have fun in pubs, just try new things, change your loadout constantly to play with different weapons and classes you don't use, explore every part of the game, treat it as a new game, don't play spy
i don't even really understand the fear over getting doxxed by basement dwelling neckbeards. >I-I know where you live! >Okay and? You won't do shit, fatass.
Zesty knows Gankerners won't do anything besides showing him funny signs in the killcam, it's only after twitter Black folk got mad at him that he started to get people calling his parents and his workplace to harass him.
>what do you mean I can't suppress others
do redditors really think a racist TF2 meme is preventing marginalized groups from succeeding in life?
kek how do you even NOTICE something like this, or hell, assume it's intentional? I just read the post and went 'yeah that's true i agree' kek these people are unwell
My desire for latex milkers is outweighed by my desire for opening the suit to experience sweaty, heaving, zipper-overflowing, 7-hours-running-in-the-Teufort-sun milkers
>Fetish for mutes >Fetish for the mentally insane >Fetish for gas masks >Fetish for anonymity and ambiguous identity
The day I discovered Pyro my dick was NUCLEAR I tell ya
>he had those fetishes going in and didn't only realize he had them after playing 2007 orange box, seeing old fanart and getting a boner
frickin newfriends
I want to frick the Creature's Grin Pyro split-head maw thing. this past halloween I saved every cosmetic I got from contracts again and now I'm at multiples of almost every single Pyro head EXCEPT THAT ONE SPECIFIC ONE I have fricking THREE DEMON HORNS GOD DAMN IT
Kog is so ass, man
there's no way a group of adult motherfrickers who run around behaving like anime girls and spraying shitty 2hou porn memes have any right to hate homos when they act that fricking homosexual
On one hand I'm an art-style purist and refuse to play without no hats mods, and on another hand I fricking adore these absolutely disgusting cosmetic combinations.
NTA but equally overzealous about not shitting on Francke's artwork. Incoming basedpogging. >Cosmetics
Anything made before and nothing made after the "Classless Update", as it is no longer directly made by Valve. I know Robin loves his antlers, but if you ask me there was an obvious shift in how faithful they wanted to be with the characters as literally the first hat for Soldier released after that update was a samurai hat. The jingoistic Jane Doe would never wear jap shit. >Maps
cp_steel - ART cp_dustbowl - ART tc_hydro - ART. Anything that has a developer commentary is peak aesthetic. If you ever want to know how pretty TF2 could really be, switch off all of your mods and custom HUD tweaks, crank your settings to max and do the developer commentaries. Watch all of the Meet The Team videos in 1080p. And just absorb the atmosphere. The giant cartoony pencil Demo writes with in his MTT video, the wind and bird ambience on Dustbowl, the pinstripes on Spy's suit, it's all just so fricking cool if you liked heritage artists like Leyendecker and the precisionist movement. It all adds to the atmosphere. >Wutville
Amateur garbage made by a troony. No different than a rats map you'd play Saxton Hale on, that's how removed from the games atmosphere it is. It's a joke. S.
>get sick reflects, extinguish everyone, save meds from burning deaths, control cap points entirely with an itchy m2 >no gamer crush, just the occasional Z2
you mean in art? learn to draw the mask that's the most important part, don't try and make it all round, the actual elongated and slightly creepy look of the mask is exactly what makes him adorable
also don't try and make his body too defined, remember he's wearing a large suit and his shape is pretty bottom heavy with most of the suit sagging at the bottom, he's not shapely like a pretty woman or a handsome man and he's not a potato, he's like a stocky person wearing a beanbag
make those goggles big and soulless
nobody says it's worthless idiot of course it does the job, it's just not that big a deal
do you not sense a difference between "does nothing" and "literally OP"? do you not see a big thick line between those two? or is that just the spy mindset, if something isn't so easy that it's gamebreaking it might as well not exist
is that why you spies never use guns? cause you can't instakill with it so it just doesn't register in your brain to be effective? you child?
more like if scout got a weapon that made him invincible only to the rocket of lvl 3 sentries and only once in exchange for being able to shoot consecutively several times in a row
anon
anon
pssst anon cmere
look at this:
it's a gun
USE IT, c**t
>if scout got a weapon that made him invincible only to the rocket of lvl 3 sentries and only once in exchange for being able to shoot consecutively several times in a row
you think that's worthless? boy, you spy mains really don't see worth in anything unless it can make your game so easy it practically plays itself
no wonder your whole kind cheats
5 months ago
Anonymous
it is worthless because the scout dies to the bullets, not the rockets
the razorback is like giving heavy a secondary that makes him completely immune to headshots and a fully charged headshot is the only thing to make him vulnerable to them
5 months ago
Anonymous
>the razorback is like giving heavy a secondary that makes him completely immune to headshots and a fully charged headshot is the only thing to make him vulnerable to them
you mean like the medic, any small healthpack, any food item and any dispenser? the heavy is already such a fathead that taking consecutive headshots at him in a row does little damage, and is completely nullified if he's gaining any amount of health
this already exists
snipers don't b***h about it
get good
5 months ago
Anonymous
a fully overhealed heavy still gets domed by a fully charged headshot, only the FoS or vaccinator can let him survive and even then the FoS require him to stop using his primary and snipers also have access to vaccinator medics
5 months ago
Anonymous
>imagine if heavy was practically immune to all headshots except fully charged? >that happens >oh... OK BUT he's not immune to fully charged!
yes, we've been over this
and sniper isn't immune to gun
pew pew motherfricker
5 months ago
Anonymous
heavy very much is not "practically immune to headshots", it takes away half his fricking health
5 months ago
Anonymous
He's also so fricking slow and big that shooting him twice is easy as shit.
5 months ago
Anonymous
so what, i gotta take another headshot? oh man! you're right, that really changes things
shame the spy can't take ANOTHER BACKSTAB AFTER THE RAZORBACK IS OFF
hell, while we're on the topic of taking two shots instead of one... yknow what can do a sniper in two shots?
DID YOU GUESS GUN, FRICKNUGGET? BECAUSE DING DING DING DING IT'S FRICKING GUN!
5 months ago
Anonymous
>can't take ANOTHER BACKSTAB AFTER THE RAZORBACK IS OFF
yeah, he can't
both sniper and spy rely heavily on killing their target in one shot so they can't run away, hide, or fight back
you want to know what that gun CAN'T do that sniper's still can?
kill in one shot.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>yeah, he can't
oh so i guess the sniper can't take another shot either. why? cooldown time? sniper has it too. the target is now aware and running/shooting at you? sniper has the same issue
>you want to know what that gun CAN'T do that sniper's still can? >kill in one shot.
guess what
5 months ago
Anonymous
check the amount of damage that the ambassador does
5 months ago
Anonymous
perfectly enough to kill a sniper in two headshots in a row, which it can perform faster than most snipers can react
stop making excuses for being bad
use gun
5 months ago
Anonymous
>sniper has the same issue
he doesn't since heavy's theoretical headshot immunity weapon doesn't actually exist
5 months ago
Anonymous
it does it's called his whole entire fat fricking head, also if he's overhealed
5 months ago
Anonymous
sniper can still kill him in one hit. 450, remember?
5 months ago
Anonymous
anon have you ever held a gun?
5 months ago
Anonymous
have you ever played as sniper, spy, medic, or heavy?
5 months ago
Anonymous
yes which is why i know the razorback is a non issue, cause i'm not bad at the game
5 months ago
Anonymous
of course you're not bad at it, you've never even fricking played it
5 months ago
Anonymous
anon i am going to rape you so hard up the ass you're gonna wish you knew how to use guns by then because you're not getting me off i am so fricking mad at your stupidity i'm going to bed good night
5 months ago
Anonymous
>shame the spy can't take ANOTHER BACKSTAB AFTER THE RAZORBACK IS OFF
He literally can't. It stuns his knife animation for several seconds. Or Sniper can instantly recharge it by taking like 2 seconds to walk to resupply because he's most likely parked right outside of his spawn. You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, either you're baiting or just an literal moron. Either way I'm done here.
Really the issue with the razor back is that sniper's don't get bounced from servers for cheating, so ultimately this is a conversation on why moving to matchmaking instead of decentralized servers was bad
>t sniper's don't get bounced from servers for cheating
of course they do wtf do you mean, sniper is the most commonly suspected and accused class
unless you mean the razorback is cheating? a spy is accusing someone of cheating?
spy "interp is 'in the game' so it's ok to use" mcspy main? spy the spy "it's not hax to lagswitch" spy? spy spy "every spy cheats" spy spy spy? that spy? that particular spy? aka every spy?
you people have the absolute audacity, the onga bongas to complain that any class cheats when you're the class most known for actually full blown cheating
I mean the downside of the Razorback doesn't apply when the sniper toggles and instantly taps you with the sniper rifle or pulls the guaranteed crit on the melee. >People don't get away with toggling
That's a hilarious joke.
Damn it'd be great if heavy lost. >Pyro gets his update >Every Primary is turned to shit >Getting flamed by a pyro when I'm touching a wall and he can barely hit 43 damage a second
It depends on what you're showing them.
Quality stuff?
Enjoy
Skibidi Rizz?
They won't like it.
Shitposters will still insist there's hypocrisy even though
skill issue. there's lots of footage of people excelling with track pad and gyro. it takes practice but the issue is dialing down those settings, which is what my original question was asking.
Aside from a few weapons over five years, and tons of cosmetic junk with some modes/maps here and there, it still plays the same.
As for what's terrible, just take everything that happened to Ganker over the past decade, and sprinkle in a lame CSGO style queue system and cheaters. Fwiw if it's still a good time as long as you don't expect it to be a complete time capsule.
>No new voicelines
Soldier is fricking dead, and another VA will probably be on his way out within the next 2-3 years. VSH having a different guy do all the voicelines was a necessary evil.
Spy is the only fricking class in this first person shooter tooter game that considers it uncouth, downright absurd even, to use their shooty tooty intended for the very purpose of shootin tootin enemies in this shooter tooter of a game, and will get angry at you if you suggest that perhaps they use more than one whole weapon in their arsenal and maybe, just for a moment, consider pulling out the shooty tootin and dun be shootin and tootin
It's Incel Dane wanting to force people into his communities, and tards that are mad that TF2 has consistently been top 20 on steam for the past 16 years (because nobody bothered to make a better game)
Also keep in mind the original wave of bots was an attempt to force valve to appoint community moderators so they could start banning people they don't like from TF2
Was 2fort2furious cringe or kino? It's the notable oldgay server but it also has ties to 2b2t which is now notoriously fricking gay. Was it lame edgy Ganker shit like Koggy is today or was it good clean fun?
So, what do you guys think of the latest update?
i dont think
The only fun maps were the reskins.
Haarp is a great map, and Brew was good too
Carrier is an okay map elevated to good by it's gamemode, wherein any other vanilla gamemode would suck dick n balls on it
The real question is which map is staying in pubs after the holiday
Most bets on Camber, but I really hope it's Brew
I hope we get to keep HAARP
Me too
>Play engineer on Haarp, build a tele in the funny spot and take the intel down there
>Nobody can take it from me
>Team either laughs or rages depending on how cool they are
It's fun
literally couldn't play any of the new maps because of bots
I think I managed to play krampus once it was ok
bots usually latch onto whatever the most popular map is, ironically lowering the population which means they then move on to congregate in another map
Krampus was a bit of a shit map tho and the boss is toss
It was great, got to play a lot.
Worst map was Event Turbine, because you can't make Turbine not shit
Frick you. Event Turbine is the best version of that map to ever exist. I had to ask in-game when it came out just because it floored me that, at some point, someone actually managed to make Turbine not awful.
You're right, Event Turbine is the best version of turbine because it gives you more movement across otherwise tight corridors and one-way rooms, as well as something large in the middle to play around
And yes Turbine is normally a cancer map
Turbine in all forms sucks
NPC's. Turbine is a great map, you are the moronic ones queing for CTF and expecting a non meme match.
>w-We play the objective tho
Even in serious matches actually focused on getting the flag Turbine sucks
Some of the cosmetics were okay. Turbine Reskin was made by a fricking Black person so it's shit. Still waiting for the day we get some new content for fun game modes like PASS Time.
Luv me Haarp, simple as.
But at the end of the day it's just another minimal effort seasonal update like we've been getting for the past 6 years
Wake me up when we get a proper major update (never)
>It's a minimal effort seasonal update
Black person we got 5 plausible year round maps in addition to 5 holiday maps.
I get whining about cosmetics and maps most of the years since Meet Your Match and Jungle Inferno since 2/3rds of what we got were hard Christmas/Halloween themed items, but we got more fricking maps than any year in TF2's history and 2 new modes.
Every time I queue for the new maps I get nothing but bots
Christmas maps are legitimately unplayable. I couldn't play even once on that Krampus map because of bots
Euros we're having a game tonight
78.46.128.115:27015
18:00 England-big-ol-bingle-bongle-time
Vanilla server sprays on no gay bullshit bring your own
No wonder casual is the Face of TF2
So it's right now on a server with 0 players, am i getting this right?
Yes, empty rn
Hop in lads
Libright is community servers in general
>your rules
>your maps
>your mods
>your game modes
>your ability to ban people
Kogastopia looks like it could be for the deranged and psychotic. I think if you're used to seeing colors like that, you may need to talk to your doctor about lowering the dose of your meds. (I'm trans btw)
>Kog gays literally use the same mems as Shartygays
It's like they produce you people in a lab ffs
has anyone in the history of ever fallen for the "i'm trans btw idk if that matters" meme? like surely it had to have been born out of a belief that it'd discredit what people are trying to say but i don't think even the dumbest of bait biters ever fell for that one
Nice wojak
yes a couple, obviously at the beginning when people weren't just spamming in every other post
Marge, I'm confused. If sharts are supposed to hate trannies, why do they refer to themselves as trans and call each other sister? Where is the joke?
>go to the furry pound
>play for a while
>seems completely normal besides people having furry porn objectors
>weirdly, full of highly skilled players as well
>"hey anon do you like pudding?"
>hell yeah I do
>"what about knots?"
>do you mean the boy scout ones?
>"no :3"
>huh?
>mfw later on google
I still don't know what pudding actually means... maybe it's for the better
someone lied to me and said the furry pound is actually fun and chill to play on and not at all what you'd expect
liars
it's exactly what i'd expect
also i'm b& from there now i don't remember why
It used to be better, you fell for the memes.
>weirdly, full of highly skilled players as well
can attest to this most players there have probably 5k+ hours and multiple comp badges
Wutville was a great map BECAUSE it's so fricking broken, them constantly attempting to fix the glitches and exploits just turned it into a boringly okay mediocre and butt ugly payload map
It's time homosexuals understood glitches are fun
I can only hope the 'fixed' version they're planning is somehow even more broken in different ways
yes, Pyro sex.
sEX WITH PYRO
And he keeps the mask ON.
YES, YES THIS ANON GETS IT
>If you're into Pyro your only options are porn made by men, aka ugly rubber suit hyper breasts bullshit... or porn made by women, aka a cute widdol unmasked sensitive autistic mexican innocent cinnamon roll in a 58 chapter fanfic where he has boring barely sex
I just want my canon Pyro, bros, that's all... I just want this cute ambiguous pyromaniac psycho and I want him to keep the mask on
MUFFLed MOANING
and squeaking and HEAVY BREATHING
dammit people, i know what i'm jerking off to tonight
based
a pyro thread is a good thread
i think this was originally about someone's server wasn't it, it took a few hours
i don't have any more hot boy pyros that are blue board safe
i wish the guy who drew the BIG pyros made more
>the BIG pyros
the what?
also yeah it was but i'm appreciating the pyro posting
they don't gotta be male i'm into female too, just not weirdly bimbo-ish or unmasked, some titty is good
>the what?
oh sorry it was gross fetish stuff
nevermind
sorry
bro
bro it's ok bro
relax bro it's ok
breathe bro
relax
bro
the .gif version can finally be retired from the internet
the GIF is superior, you fancy bastards with your WEBMs think you're so great
Is this how Jeffery killed himself ?
ok
the entire argument of soul vs soulless encapsulated in one simple conversion.
tf2 is dead and i killed it
>certain board opens a tf2 server
>it’s great for a year and a half
>offboarders start flooding the server
>homosexuals use the fricking chat to erp
>homosexuals ruin the fun
>certain board
if you're referring to /bant/, it was never good because the very people who 'belong' there are just as bad, if not worse
It’s not /bant/, they were always homosexuals.
which board then?
/mlp/
I’m biased as crap, but /mlp/ has the most genuine Anons and shitposting, wienersmoking trolls are far in between since nobody cares about ponies anymore
you're absolutely right and i sometimes wish i was a small horsegay just so i could hang out with these folk. i still do sometimes, they're genuinely one of the best boards on this website
i'm so used to hanging out on angry boards like Ganker or Ganker that when i go on /mlp/ every rare once in a while just to check it out, i'm shocked that every thread is about... well... ponies. no seething, no rage baiting, no covert politics, just true and honest pony discussion
we mocked them, but they're happy. they're happy and we're not. so who's laughing now?
Never too late to hop onto the ride Anon
i actually watched the cartoon, it's a bit fun but i got bored. i guess it's just not for me. i can see how people can enjoy it, it just didn't 'click' for me the same way it did for others but i absolutely did have fun
>no seething, no rage baiting, no covert politics, just true and honest pony discussion
I hate to admit you are right. They are like this weird cousin that lives far away in his own world. And thay are happy in it as they have other like minded individuals from...one could say more innocent age. The only thing that reminded me this level of...niceness and creativity are Murder Drones Threads On Ganker.
Any way what do you think of this Cosmetic Collection?
Perhaps I should check out co's estranged brother...
The pony people are happy because they conduct themselves right, not because they're into ponies
We could be the same way, but we're not for some reason
This isn't 4chinz culture no matter how much Ganker likes to pretend it is, we used to be happier, yes we were always crude and edgy and offensive but we did it cause it made us laugh... Now it feels angry, no one is laughing, everyone is constantly thinking of things that make them mad and getting mad and looking to make others mad, every 4 out of 5 threads on here is just covert politics and drama, at best, BEST, it's someone trying to public jerk off. At worst it's just pure rage. Actual video game discussions are rare and you'd get called an autistic gay for wanting to talk about the board's topic because no one on here actually likes video games. They'll tell you they're just retaliating because the industry is taken over by jackasses, and it is, but I don't trust for one second that that's their reasoning, because they don't love games. They hate them. They just chose this place as their social media platform of choice. It's their Twitter.
I mean with Ganker in particular there's the issue (quite similar to tf2 actually) where when GG happen m00t b00ted a ton of the people that actually play games, and that created a vacuum for people to fill, and now you got shit like the current "Official Gamenight" gays being buttholes who knocked wiimmfi offline because one guy wanted to play Mario Kart Wii and are generally a nuisance if they catch people having fun out of their control.
Plus there's the whole fragmenting thing where now Ganker is shattered across 7 different boards
the average tourist thinks that "Ganker culture" is endless shitposting. these people would see Ganker 10-15 years ago and say that it's "reddit" or whatever the frick the latest buzzword is
Yeah, they're even starting with the "STOP PLAYING VIDEOGAMES!!!! GO OUTSIDE AND IMPROOOOOOOOOVE" meme in the last couple of threads recently. Is like they hate you for having fun or something.
Unironically agree. People like to shit on /mlp/ because haha horsefrickery but whenever I visit the board every once in a blue moon it feels like I've been transported back 10 years. The place is like a time capsule of early 2010s Chan culture
Thanks, I'm going to go frequent that board and start deliberate arguments that make everyone mad. You deserve all of it because of how gay you were back in 2014.
No you're not.
If you wanna start shit just pretend to be me in the TF2 thread
>/mlp/
Frick me I forgot that place existed.
The board's like a time capsule, it's been unchanged since 2013 and the show ending hasn't affected it remotely.
>went down to check that board
it's so.... simple.... so comfortable... nothing for miles but discussion about horses, honest discussion, no covert shitflinging or drama or politics under the guise of being about ponies, just... genuinely ponies....
it hurts, it hurts because i see how good we could've had it
Link to the pony server pls
any europoor for some dustbowl ?
HELL YEAH
got a server?
uh no I thought just adding someone then go on quickplay or something
i had an amazing game on upwsrd yesterday, reminfed me why i love the game
>Click TF2 video
>Notice it's Uncle Dane/LazyPurple/that one guy with the tube hat I forget his name
>Close video
Who are some actually fun TF2 youtubers that aren't annoying, just post simple funny stuff and maybe those old videos of kids being weird on VC?
I only like Monkey, he's pretty alright
>the comedic relief character, foreshadows the main twist of the story
What game?
TF2, obviously
use your eyes
They don't really exist anymore.
Youtube went full anemic in 2016 when orang man got elected.
Even Zesty only got relevant after the clique threw a tantrum over him.
>Zesty
he's so moronic when it comes to how the game oughta run
the man thinks it should implement a fricking every-gay-modern-fps-game-ever style of system where if you get kicked one too many times you get temp banned from playing pubs
does he not realize how ULTRA moronic that is? "oooh the average player doesn't get votekicked often" are you HIGH!" nevermind the fact that players in this game are sensitive babies and can kick you for any reason like saying naughty words or putting a funny teleporter in a dumb spot or even just pure ragekicking... nevermind the fact that BOTS kick real players... do you realize... do you REALIZE SOMETHING... that if this system came out, not only would bots abuse it and votekick people even more, but actual sweaty c**ty tryhard players would use it to 'punish' players they deem to be playing the game wrong? that's a fricking awful idea, he could've gone ahead and suggested the devs impliment a fricking pride parade, and THAT idea would still not be as UNBELIVABLY HOMOSEXUAL as this one. it'll be MAYHAM. the man must be pissing my fricking butthole if he thinks that'll work and i urge him to play one fricking day of TF2 if he doesn't know what this game's culture is like
i like his videos mocking shitty war paints tho those are funny
>he's so moronic when it comes to how the game oughta run
I mean that's par for the course for tf2 youtubers.
>Horrible opinions influenced entirely by personal preferences
>Extreme misrepresentations of the scale of the playerbase to make it seem like they're more influential than they are
>Penchant for wanting moderation controls over the game
They all do this bullhonkey.
>do you realize... do you REALIZE SOMETHING... that if this system came out, not only would bots abuse it and votekick people even more
Kek nearly every update in this game that tried "fixing" the bot issue by limiting what players can do only ever hurt players, and not bots. It's like a study in (classical) liberalism, the concept that banning something only ever hurts lawful citizens, and not criminals.
>Bots are saying mean words in chat? Let's mute chat for *all* F2Ps!
>Oh turns out this doesn't stop hackers... Because they can hack the game....
>F2Ps get fricked tho lol
The only good updates they put out aside from backstage stuff that makes it harder for bots to send scripts to the server, are awareness stuff for the players, like showing who a player is and when they joined on the votekick screen
That's actually beneficial because it gives people info to utilize to their best of their capability, that's it... Then again, maybe homosexual Youtubers know the people who play this game are moronic and that's why they wanna force changes on them, because they're incapable of using their brains and the tools at their disposal
Idk man, I've been watching his videos and he seems like the single TF2uber who actually gives a frick about the game. You can't watch someone like Dane, Lazy Pueple, or Soundsmith and tell me with a straight face that you think they truly care about TF2. Zesty very blatantly does care though and it shows.
Zesty cares, he clearly cares about quality more than he cares about being big big online cult leader man, which is what all the uncle purples and big danes and shit care about... he's just dumb is all... being incorrect isn't a crime but if it was he would be guilty of it
the issue with most TF2tubers is that they want power, they wanna be the ones who decide on the "meta" and every meme and aspect of the community, they don't love something that evolved organically, they wanna be the ones to change it
Well Lazy Purple doesn't want to be cult leader man, iirc he's mentally ill and Cankle Strain ruined his relationship with his friends to isolate him and use him for oldgay cred.
you're kidding, right? every single bit youtuber man who's known for having an iconic loadout and constantly tries to define the game wants to be a cult leader
lazypurple is literally the guy who popularized hat stereotypes, aka taking his own asspulled preconceived ideas and throwing them on a buncha underages. he's the reason you can't wear the anger as sniper or the war pig as soldier without people immediately being like "OOOH OOOOOH YOU MUST BE LE STEROTYPE GUY HAHA FUNNY PURPLE MAN TOLD ME SO"
You're thinking of Shartsmith
huh, really?
i swear they're the same people, manufactured in the same lab and everything
>When he tried to convince the community of the 50/50 friendly rule
lmao
>>When he tried to convince the community of the 50/50 friendly rule
huh?
If there are friendlies on a server he was pushing for the idea that there should be a vote and if 50% or more want to be friendly, then the server turns friendly
Kek that's moronic
Friendlies are fun because people *choose* to be friendly despite a game going on in the background
But I can totally see these people wanting it to be a mandatory thing because, again, nearly every TF2 Youtuber is a powerhungry control freak trying to strongarm janny this game
This. Friendlies are fun when they just randomly happen in a match rather than being forced
>1v1 with an enemy
>We both miss all of our shots
>Taunt
>More players join in to taunt
>After a while someone kills everyone
>Back to playing normally
It was kind of weird how it seemed like everyone of the regulars on his servers seemed to get replaced with Uncletopia players
>Cankle Strain ruined his relationship with his friends to isolate him and use him for oldgay cred.
Wait, really? When did that happen?
I laughet how he seams to think that Razorback invalidates spy vs sniper thing. Despite the fact that You know SPY HAS A FRICKING GUN and can more or less two or 4 shot from a safe distance. (Depends on a weapon Diamond back and Stock are particularly good)
Spy is the most unreasonable class in the game and everyone who pretends that's not the case is a coping spy main or a "balance" gay, and they all universally forget spy has a gun
The only way spy can possibly feel weak is if you never play the game or play spy/against spies, and thus your only knowledge of the class is in theory. You know he can backstab, you know his stats and his abilities. But you don't know the pasta la fricksta code that runs this game or how spy is basically an RNG class
just turn around lmfao imagine having any problems with that weak ass class, the other day a spy main on the other team was blatantly cheating and we won anyway because he still wouldn't get anything done
>the other day a spy main on the other team was blatantly cheating
more blatantly than usual, you mean
remember, every spy cheats
play a real class gay
>tfw the entire spy meta has shifted to cheating because if you disguise AT ALL the enemy team gets wallhacks for you
Why not just be a scout instead of a spy then? And what if the Sniper is playing around his team or has a sentry, smart guy? Backstab is the only counter play against Sniper and the razorback completely removes it.
>Backstab is the only counter play against Sniper
Way to say you're bad lol
It’s the only counter play that doesn’t include just becoming a sniper.
1. use a gun
2. go for the double stab or the stab-gun combo
4. play literally any other class
5. just become a sniper, pusspuss
>the Sniper is playing around his team or has a sentry
Uh oh, looks like that Sniper is fricking invincible now.
>just become a sniper, pusspuss
Truly the sign of a well balanced class, the only thing that can actually counter him is himself.
>>the Sniper is playing around his team or has a sentry
>Uh oh, looks like that Sniper is fricking invincible now.
b***h if a sniper is playing around his team or a sentry you can't backstab him anyway cause then you're gonna get raped, unless you're going for that classic spy one-stab-pump-n-dump like you people like to do. you're still gonna have to take care of the sentry and his teammates anyway, him wearing a razorback or even being literally any other class doesn't change that
you have a sapper, you have a gun, use them
The kunai/ your eternal reward exists. Besides if spies are such a non-issue to Sniper what’s the point of putting the razorback in the game in the first place?
because it's a non issue, just a small perk in exchange for a lack of a gun, which is equalized by the assumption that spies themselves use guns
you DO know what a gun is, don't you?
cause i'm starting to think you don't
>just a small perk
It removes one of his counters, that’s not a small perk in the slightest.
>in exchange for a lack of a gun
He still has a gun, his Sniper rifle, you know his PRIMARY WEAPON.
Imagine if the Scout got a weapon that made him invincible to sentries at the cost of giving up his pistol slot. It would be fricking moronic right?
more like if scout got a weapon that made him invincible only to the rocket of lvl 3 sentries and only once in exchange for being able to shoot consecutively several times in a row
anon
anon
pssst anon cmere
look at this:
it's a gun
USE IT, c**t
>shoots one bullet then immediately dies to a quick scope or someone else watching the sniper
Wow, such a great counter to the New Zealand man.
>"i shot one bullet and died cause i'm bad! if only i could make one backstab and die! it would take the same amount of skill and effort but it would instakill and i'm mad i'm no longer allowed to do it, now i gotta git gud!"
>more like if scout got a weapon that made him invincible only to the rocket of lvl 3 sentries and only once in exchange for being able to shoot consecutively several times in a row
That doesn’t make sense. The razorback stops all backstab damage and it recharges after like 30 seconds or a basically instant trip back to the resupply cabinet.
The Scout would be immune to all sentry fire and you would still be defending it because “durr engie has a shotgun just shoot the scout lmao”.
>The razorback stops all backstab damage
yes, which is only one of the types of damage spy can do
USE
S
E
A
GUN
U
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>Who cares that one of the scout’s main hard counters has just been made completely obsolete he can still be shot eventually
This is what you sound like
anon, how is backstabbing a sniper any different to backstabbing any other class, other than the fact that they stand still and don't pay much attention? for a sniper who's moving around you'd still need to learn skills regardless
and if they stand still and don't pay much attention, how do you struggle to shoot them?
and if it's because they're surrounded by teammates or sentries, how is it different if they're wearing a razorback when you wouldn't be able to backstab em anyway, even if they weren't wearing one, because then all the teammates and sentries will getcha?
the only use for the razorback is to do away with spies who run in and take easy backstabs and don't know how to pull their gun out of their ass
it literally only counters shitty spies, everyone else has no problem with it because the game doesn't exist in limbo
you're just mad you can't run in, take a quick stab and die instantly
get good
get a gun
get shootin
If the razorback really sucked and was pointless you wouldn't be doing such hardcore damage control for it.
how many times do you have to be told that nobody is saying it sucks and is pointless, only that it's not a big deal
you spies just hear those two to be the same thing because you're so used to easy gameplay that as soon as something comes along and makes it no longer breasts easy you cry about it
i keep saying it's not worthless, i keep repeating this, but then i also say "it's only useful in some scenarios and can still be countered" and your spy main ears ring "oh, it doesn't give you an instant win? worthless!"
it shows how YOU think, it shows your reasoning
if your dad was anything like you he probably didn't buy condoms because they're only 99% effective and he went "oh pff, not 100%? worthless!" and that's how your moronic ass came into being
you bring shame upon your whole family
Normally this works if the Sniper is alone and unaware of you. Doesn’t work if the Sniper is near people or a Sentry.
shhh
he's asleep
>spy mains coping when the game isn't super easy for them and just hands them the victory, and they gotta actually do their job as a class instead of just running around, raking free kills to top score and calling it "carrying"
Reminder that spy gets extra points so every 2 points in spy world is basically 1 point in reality
Did you really draw that? Neat if true but I swear I've seen the artstyle before
Post blog
I based em on the Venture Bros art style and posted em on twitter and tumblr before
>Sniper mains thinking that a secondary that removes one of his class counters with basically no drawback to the sniper is good game design
>basically no drawback to the sniper
>leaves the sniper with literally no long ranged rapidfire defense which is horrible for the class
>when their opponent has uhh
>uhhhhhhhhhhh
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>what's it called
>oh yeah, a GUN
spy mains try thinking about someone other than yourselves for once
You go around shooting people with the SMG and you are just going to get laughed at. Good Snipers can just quickscope you. Sniper’s secondaries are pitiful, he loses nothing by ditching it and just going for the razorback or some other backpack item.
USE
A
GUN
>do you realize... do you REALIZE SOMETHING... that if this system came out, not only would bots abuse it and votekick people even more, but actual sweaty c**ty tryhard players would use it to 'punish' players they deem to be playing the game wrong?
read this in bob chandlers voice
Every time I see Zesty he's just being a giant whiny homosexual, moreso than the average TF2 youtuber which is really saying something
well his name is literally zesty
Hilariously, zesty wouldn't be anywhere near as popular as he is if it weren't for twitter trying to cancel him multiple times. He unironically lives in their heads rent fricking free
i probably shouldn't open this can of shit
but what exactly did they try canceling him for?
They'll try to tell you he's a bad person because he got mad in a video game once but in reality, its because he doesn't worship the ground trannies walk on. As in, he said the "troony" slur when people were raiding his streams (they actually were trannies btw) a few years ago, and he has the most extreme and bizzare takes on trans issues like how they shouldn't compete in women's sports and children shouldn't have access to irreversible hormone therapy. Admitting this to twitter basically means you want to genocide every single non-white person so they've been on a crusade these last few years building up an unhealthy obsession with him, to the point that he lives rent free in the heads of some prominent TF2 Youtubers like Soundsmith who routinely tries to dunk on him on twitter for the smallest shit.
Anon, he was friends with (and eagerly defended) a diaperfur that sent porn to 13 year olds. There are plenty of reasons to dislike Zesty. It's a tragedy he's one of the only YouTubers to give the game honest criticism.
Zesty wasn't in the wrong for that. But he's still a low t, porn addicted loser with bad takes.
What's wrong with lazypurple
>Haven't played in months
>Haven't actually touched my PC in general
>This time, I can't even play Steam. Anxiety kept me from doing so when I had the chance
>Now because of it's update, I can never
I just want to play man. It was cozy.
What are your top 3 gamemodes? Let's see who has the best taste ITT:
1) 5CP
2) KOTH
3) Payload
1. payload
2.AnD
3. Intel AnD
KOTH
PL
that's it
I only play battle engi and kritz medic btw
1. steel-style a/d (main point is always up for grabs but other points change map layout)
2. pd (the superior simple team deathmatch mode)
3. KOTH
Steel style is great but I wish more maps used it
I like the recent JP-themed community map they added that uses steel-style. Always fun grabbing the enemy team's attention by sending someone to put pressure on main point
yeah new maps have been good recently
1.-Control Point
2.-Payload
3.-KOTH
Frick CTF and the erp autist who play it
1) PD
2) KOTH
3) Mixed tie between 3CP (Powerhouse), PLR (Banana Bay), Passtime (Brickyard)
>Your class can literally one hit kill any player and go invisible
>Have good guns (you never use)
>Spaghetti code means people's "backs" take up 3/4ths of their hitbox and half of Spain
>Sometimes get random RNG backstabs for no reason
>Literally every single one of you abuses lag and interp and closet cheats, this is a fact
>Sniper has one weapon that can counter one (1) just one (just 1) one (singular) 1 (one) ONE of your many attack types
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fricking imagine
You're literally making the argument morons make about making every pyro flamethrower non-functional.
The revolver is a secondary weapon in the event that a spy finds himself unable to use his knife and starting any sort of complaint about spy not using it regularly is functionally moronic.
>The revolver is a secondary weapon in the event that a spy finds himself unable to use his knife
>The revolver is a secondary weapon
>THE REVOLVER
>IS A SECONDARY WEAPON
Holy shit spies have lost it
In-game it's coded as a secondary weapon
Spy technically doesn't have a "primary" weapon
Yeah ok but the words in the code don't mean shit
Spy's primary weapon is the gun and his melee is used in in event where he CAN backstab someone, not his primary being a backstab and a gun is there in case he can't
Also, even if that WAS the case, wtf kinda excuse is "a weapon that prevents me form using my 'primary' on this one class is bad" b***h wtf is your secondary for, then? Fine, FINE, even IF you think the gun is secondary, that's what it's for- to use when primary isn't sufficient.
"Oh no I am prevented from using my main weapon. Do I use the other weapon I was given in case of just such an event? Or do I cry? I choose to cry"
It's coded as a primary wtf are you talking about?
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Revolver
>The Revolver is the default secondary weapon for the Spy.
The crafting recipes also require a secondary slot token
Yes you fricking moron. His primary means of dealing damage is his knife. It's how he's designed.
>The revolver is a secondary weapon in the event that a spy finds himself unable to use his knife
>Sniper has a razorback, aka the event that a spy finds himself unable to use his knife
Well there you go, use the gun, problemo solved
Wtf is the argument about making every Pyro flamethrower non functional?
Jungle Inferno and subsequent updates made the flamethrower's actual damage output tank immensely and even Pyro's new single shot Dragon's Fury got an immense nerf losing 2/3rds of its damage unless you land dead on consecutive hits, when it was already nerfed to having a projectile roughly the size of a flare.
yknow i play Pyro and I actually think it's fine, it really would've been OP otherwise
this has nothing to do with the complaint that Spies whine a lot because it's not suggesting changes, it's just saying "you lot whine a lot shut up"
>it really would've been OP otherwise
It would be on par with other primaries in the game
>this has nothing to do with the complaint that Spies whine a lot because it's not suggesting changes, it's just saying "you lot whine a lot shut up"
It has everything to do with it you fricking moron, because constantly the excuse as to why it's ok for every Pyro primary to be shit is because "buh muh flaaer combbo" "Muh scorch shoot"
Just fix these bugs PLEASE
>Hogging a wall can reduce the damage Pyro deals to you by 50%
TF2
We hoppin' on Koggy?
frick off kog gay nobody wants to play your psycho server
Reminder that Kog players are the same exact breed as Sharty users and most of them do both
That's not a community of people I personally wanna be around, but hey, if shit appeals to you, go ahead and swim in the poopoo
>a single (uno) mention of Kogasatopia (based server)
>Troon meltdown ensues
everytime.
see what i mean? obsessed
Didn't say I was wrong though, keep seething, Koggy is Ganker approved.
>Hey play on Kog
>No frick off
>REEEEEEEEEEE TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY WALLS TRANNIES TRANNIES IN MY BALLS TRANNIES HERE TRANNIES THERE TRANNIES TRANNIES EVERYWHERE
Y'know, this is why people don't like you
>actually our community is great
>btw we're obsessed with trannies
yeah ok gay
Kog gays are fricking embarrassing there's no point arguing with them, it's like trying to explain IQ to someone with sub 60, they are literally incapable of getting why people hate them
Just ignore em or call them the obnoxious homos they are, anything more than that is a waste of energy with zero return
How would you rebalance or fix some weapons?
>Short Stop Alt-Fire: Right Hook, deals 30 Damage and knocks back farther.
>Shiv: Keep swing speed slow and damage reduced, give it the ability to both cause a longer and more effective bleed as well as mini crit bleeding targets.
>Steak: Grant health on kill
>Hot Hand: Zero damage, but the slap really stings so target is stunned for two seconds.
Mr.Paladin
the name sounds familiar, another youtube cult man?
Yeah but I tolerate him because he's the only good spy player in the world.
He was a spy channel, pretty chill, none of that edgy weeb spy main shit you see on other channels
He was really too old to be a tf2ber, so he retired to spend time with his family
huh...
speaking of homosexuals... yknow who sucks? Delfy
every time there's a new exploit he shows it off but also pretends he does it to 'raise awareness' to get Valve to fix it
it used to be fun to find an exploit, some random obscure shit video by a guy on a skype mic, or someone doing it in-game, or just you messing around and finding it on your own. it felt special. now, even when I do find one, i immediately get asked "Oooh is that Delfy did you watch Delfy did you see Delfy someone saw Delfy" frick offff!
Then before you know it, you come in the next day and a buncha underages are all doing the exploit, and in two days Valve fixed it and ruined the fun for everyone
can valve just fix the fricking glitch where everytime you wanna click on a name in the scoreboard you gotta play a little minigame where it randomly clicks a different name and you gotta figure out the fricking arcane code just to see someone's profile
#removematchmakingTF2
no way
there was a time when i would've agreed but not now, nowadays comm servers are toss, matchmaking is one of the few ways you CAN play
you know tf2 was playable before matchmaking right?
yes, it was, but it won't be anymore
you know tf2 had private servers full of Ganker (and specifically Ganker) memes all over the place and people would put up e-girl sprays everywhere before matchmaking right?
Your point being?
You can't go back to the way things were. What was is not what is.
TF2 was fun before matchmaking, but look at the state of private servers now and see why this won't come back, the culture just isn't the same
Unless you mean keep pubs but just roll back the actual match mechanic, which ok sure, could work... But who knows
I just want F2Ps to be able to speak again, hearing kiddies and noobs rage was hilarious, now they actually have the chance to learn how to behave before they get prem
>but look at the state of private servers now and see why this won't come back
More important than just the private servers, the internet in general.
It's one thing to see monolithic corporations enforce progressive social orthodoxy on their platforms, but it's just fricking unreal that there are people enforcing this shit totally independent of any corporate or governmental entity in whatever community they find themselves in an administrative position in. These are the same people who would report their neighbours to the authorities for counter-revolutionary activity in the Soviet Union.
It was also the entire means of connecting to games, and the discoverability of niche communities wasn't dead.
This is before you get into shit like Uncletopia homosexuals DDoSing servers like Casual.tf when they were trying to get started, or things like Tyler McShitter trying to force people helping him host his server into contracts to develop a game for him to force Valve to speak to him again because a mentally ill moron that thinks he can get Gabe Newell to adopt him so he can own Valve.
If you remove matchmaking people would have an incentive to play on actual good servers that aren't shit like uncletopia and 24/7 2fort. Do you really think a demand for good default servers wouldn't skyrocket after the only official means to play on those servers is obliterated? Jesus Christ these are the room temperature IQ morons I'm playing this game with.
you know damn well they won't, most people who paly this game are absolute NPCs who will still go on those servers, we will not see the influx of good coom servers you think we will, at best, we will just have more shitty servers like uncletopia by control hungry gays
Well "absolute NPCs" it's not their fault if all the underlying infrastructure for relaying this information to people is either straight up gone, corrupt, or non-functional.
If people still play on casual despite the bots royally fricking it, they'll flock to casual-like community servers when they can. The demand for a default TF2 experience hasn't changed, it's just people don't play on community servers because the browser is buried and why would you search for a default server when casual is right there. Stop being such a fricking doomer. Matchmaking has done more harm to this game than any influx of bots whishes it could do.
The thing is, those 'casual-like' community servers aren't gonna be casual, there's gonna be little things that made casual fun like random crits, a free-spirited pub culture and the ability to call people Black personhomosexuals no problem
All these new servers are defo gonna be against that
Then go play on the servers that won't be against it? Start your own even? You know you could get banned from some servers for calling everyone Black personhomosexuals long before 2016 right? You could have a Ganker themed server that would be up and populated at all times without the need for advertising events, as it would have a constant influx of new players.
IT'S TIME
Euros we play on
78.46.128.115:27015
Get your little asses in
Server fun (:
I get connection failed
>another dead sv
yeah koggy won
>kog gays are so mindbroken that they perceive a comfy little private server among friends having few players as a sign of their superiority
this edit is still more informational than the original pic
wtf was the original pic
that is the original
some redditard made this edit
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH that hurt my face with the amount of text
knowing the original, it makes the edit so much funnier
>WORDS WORDS WORDS
I thought whoever made this was one of those terminally online tf-trannies but then I saw
Fempyro, femscout, or Miss Pauling?
Fempyro looks fricking stupid, Femscout is cringe and looks worse than the official Fem Mercs concept art, so I guess Miss Pauling
>tf2gays are actual gays terrified of the female form
Who woulda thunk et!
Did you miss the end of my post?
If you think the female form looks like some kinda hyper bimbo creature, you must be quite the disgusting porn addict with weird fetishes, buddy
i like cute girls, not ones who look like condom balloon animals
Actual canon Pyro you little degenerate
I hate femPyro so much I'm attracted to this sex beast for a reason I don't wanna see it as an ugly latex bimbo frick off
>I don't wanna see it as an ugly latex bimbo frick off
coward
i hate fempyro but i like pyro with feminine features
Damn, I love boobs.
horrible HORIBLE opinion
i hope you get raped by a flock of demoknights in your next match
You can beat me but you can't beat the good taste out of me
I'm a man of values and I stand my ground
>you can't beat the good taste out of me
>I'm a man of values and I stand my ground
Oh really now?
>leathers blu swimsuit vanilla.png
what's the non-vanilla version
chocolate
DISGUSTING
Pauling.
sexo
that doesn't even look like her on the left who is that
Any source spaghetti experts who can explain to me what the frick happened here?
He surfed the slope over there and Airblast mechanics are fricking broken
Not going anywhere near fast enough to surf at that angle.
>comfy little private server among friends
Did bro really...
>kog user sees discord wherever he goes
>kog user refuses to (you) people because he's a reddit refugees who views (you)s as upvote
>kog user still seething that a server other than his... exists... and that the people on it are having fun
We literally know Koggays and Shartygays are the same exact people so yeah, it's the same culture, they won't quote people directly because on the Sharty, (you)'s are basically a form of "like"s as opposed to what it is on Ganker- just a way to communicate. They're all like a buncha passive agressive teenage girls, which also explains why they're so weirdly suspicious of everyone being a troony and look for weird arbitrary things to get the "ick" over. It's literally just 12 year old girl behavior.
>having fun on a dead server
fanfiction unsubscribe
How would you know it's dead? You have the server list up open with the IP in, constantly refreshing it to check how many players are in, dontcha?
thanks for playing guys its been fun
Yeah, too bad not many euro's play this game
genuinely why are Kog people like this? is it just a result of their weird echo chamber or culture or something? why are they this unhinged to they point where they're this neurotic over everything and go ballistic when anyone plays a different server? do they think the world is their enemy? are they just plain moronic? like, what spawned this kinda behavior?
Kog people this question isn't for you i don't care about your response
Internet socializing machine br0ke
Basically EVERY community is like this
Every community has problems but not every community is this mental, like something had to have caused this very particular style of behavior
I guess maybe I need to clarify every "Community" is like this. If you're taking a sample of just "People that Like a Thing" it MAY not be like that.
But that's still wrong, not every community is like this. Not every community goes mental when someone else plays a game they play. Not every community is obsessed with transsexuals and pisses their anime colorcoded panties whenever they think about them. Not every community is actual, genuine schizophrenia levels of paranoid over everything and everyone. This is unique.
Alright well if your specific point of contention is with Kog then you don't like them. Don't waste people's time being coy about it and pretending like they're uniquely awful you annoying homosexual.
Is this your first time in a TF2 thread?
That has literally nothing to do with your personal gripes with Kogastopia or how they are somehow uniquely awful compared to any sort of organized community.
Anon don't pretend like Koggays aren't uniquely bad. They're not like any organized community, they're actually uniquely bad, and if you visited TF2 threads enough you'd see why. I know what you're saying and you're right in that every community has gone bad, but you're a fool or intentionally dishonest if you pretend Kog isn't up there in awfulness.
Look it's fine if you in particular don't like Kog, I don't either, but if you're asking me to condemn them in particular over their autism over trannies you're moronic.
how do I have fun with tf2 again
I just end up getting frustrated even when im goofing off
The machmaking system literally prevents you from having fun. I'd say go play TF2 Classic but there's been a lot of gay ERPers in the chats there lately.
don't listen to doomposters ITT who are saying you can't have fun in pubs, just try new things, change your loadout constantly to play with different weapons and classes you don't use, explore every part of the game, treat it as a new game, don't play spy
team fofters
im going to miss wutville
>THE GAMES ARE
zesty got doxxed by kogasatopia and he still rather plays there instead of uncletopia
i don't even really understand the fear over getting doxxed by basement dwelling neckbeards.
>I-I know where you live!
>Okay and? You won't do shit, fatass.
Zesty knows Gankerners won't do anything besides showing him funny signs in the killcam, it's only after twitter Black folk got mad at him that he started to get people calling his parents and his workplace to harass him.
thats because they werent mad at him at a level trannies always are
>what do you mean I can't suppress others
do redditors really think a racist TF2 meme is preventing marginalized groups from succeeding in life?
kek how do you even NOTICE something like this, or hell, assume it's intentional? I just read the post and went 'yeah that's true i agree' kek these people are unwell
HUDDA HUDDA HUH
How is it so goddamn cute
Jesus Christ Pyro do not consume the funny fire liquid it will give you the shits for a week
how do you know, anon? how do you know?
and foolish of you to think the pyro is even human, it can do whatever it wants
>Pyroposting made this thread comfy again
God bless
Ganker got mad when they learned pyro is the class with the highest skill ceiling...
Wait till they learn it's the class with the highest cum ceiling too
GOTCHA
homosexual
Carrier is the first and only map I ever saw a Pyro use the Third Degree efficiently in all my years of shitgaming
There is nothing wrong with wanting to be smothered to death by pyro's latex milkers.
My desire for latex milkers is outweighed by my desire for opening the suit to experience sweaty, heaving, zipper-overflowing, 7-hours-running-in-the-Teufort-sun milkers
>smothered
based
>to death
EXTREMELY based.
>Fetish for mutes
>Fetish for the mentally insane
>Fetish for gas masks
>Fetish for anonymity and ambiguous identity
The day I discovered Pyro my dick was NUCLEAR I tell ya
>he had those fetishes going in and didn't only realize he had them after playing 2007 orange box, seeing old fanart and getting a boner
frickin newfriends
Articulate yourself that was barely English what do you mean
no
Oh ok
but would you frick donut head pyro's donut hole?
I'll try anything once
I want to frick the Creature's Grin Pyro split-head maw thing.
this past halloween I saved every cosmetic I got from contracts again and now I'm at multiples of almost every single Pyro head EXCEPT THAT ONE SPECIFIC ONE I have fricking THREE DEMON HORNS GOD DAMN IT
There is nothing wrong with playing Kogastopia.
your life bad
just a bunch of kids in their early 20s larping about touhou 1ccs and giggling at nikocado's butthole
Kog is so ass, man
there's no way a group of adult motherfrickers who run around behaving like anime girls and spraying shitty 2hou porn memes have any right to hate homos when they act that fricking homosexual
stop schlickin to me
On one hand I'm an art-style purist and refuse to play without no hats mods, and on another hand I fricking adore these absolutely disgusting cosmetic combinations.
>I'm an art-style purist
what's the best on-style cosmetics/maps, and which are the worst, in your onion?
also thoughts on wutville?
NTA but equally overzealous about not shitting on Francke's artwork. Incoming basedpogging.
>Cosmetics
Anything made before and nothing made after the "Classless Update", as it is no longer directly made by Valve. I know Robin loves his antlers, but if you ask me there was an obvious shift in how faithful they wanted to be with the characters as literally the first hat for Soldier released after that update was a samurai hat. The jingoistic Jane Doe would never wear jap shit.
>Maps
cp_steel - ART cp_dustbowl - ART tc_hydro - ART. Anything that has a developer commentary is peak aesthetic. If you ever want to know how pretty TF2 could really be, switch off all of your mods and custom HUD tweaks, crank your settings to max and do the developer commentaries. Watch all of the Meet The Team videos in 1080p. And just absorb the atmosphere. The giant cartoony pencil Demo writes with in his MTT video, the wind and bird ambience on Dustbowl, the pinstripes on Spy's suit, it's all just so fricking cool if you liked heritage artists like Leyendecker and the precisionist movement. It all adds to the atmosphere.
>Wutville
Amateur garbage made by a troony. No different than a rats map you'd play Saxton Hale on, that's how removed from the games atmosphere it is. It's a joke. S.
based artgay
somehow I never noticed that big ass yellow Ticonderoga
>he doesnt like that one tight christmas hood for pyro or the sub zero suit
for me it's the leather jacket and boots
175 fricking health
>crtl F kog
>26 mentions (all malding)
>only active server shilled in this thread is kog
>every other server shilled in this thread is empty
we're talking about pyro sex now
kogasatopia is a good server
drew the fellas
why did you draw sniper so femininely
didn't really notice that until now. Huh.
good stuff anon! post blog plx
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/bathroom-joke
anon i'm sorry but this blog is so fricking shit please post twitter or someplace you only post art, good god your taste in memes is atrocious
my twitter is exponentially worse, I'm sorry
at least on twitter you can choose not to see retweets
there's still a considerable amount of shit to scroll through, fair warning. https://twitter.com/bathroom_joke
this Medic is marvelously smug
i like all of them, good job anon
Heavy is fat Brock Samson. I like it.
Pyro is like a potato on legs. god I want him to sit on me
Scout is totally Hank/Dean, too.
reminds me of the venture bros
ADULT SWIM HIRE THIS MAN
>3 different shades of blue
Yes? All the classes have different shades of team color, I thought that was common knowledge.
>deer head pyro
>cloud 9 pyro
>hooded pyro
>theyre good at the game
oh no its another i have a gamer crush episode
>no unusual
>ignored by Medics and enemies alike
sigh...
>get sick reflects, extinguish everyone, save meds from burning deaths, control cap points entirely with an itchy m2
>no gamer crush, just the occasional Z2
>bot makers are now flooding servers with heavy, scout, even fricking gun spy bots
it never ends does it
Why do you zoomers find violence so funny?
this bait smells so bad your mom had to close her legs in shame
>call them valve cause they can't go past 2 on their PDA
dammit this is a chick meme but i laughed at that
me as soldier
me as heavy
i love to murder
how do i encuten my pyro
you mean in art? learn to draw the mask that's the most important part, don't try and make it all round, the actual elongated and slightly creepy look of the mask is exactly what makes him adorable
also don't try and make his body too defined, remember he's wearing a large suit and his shape is pretty bottom heavy with most of the suit sagging at the bottom, he's not shapely like a pretty woman or a handsome man and he's not a potato, he's like a stocky person wearing a beanbag
make those goggles big and soulless
no i mean in game so i can get pocket Medic b***hes
>and he's not a potato,
if pyro was any more of a potato his name would be O'Brien
sub zero suit seems to work wonders. pyromancer mask, apparition's aspect, filament, maybe seared sorcerer, hoods, robes, paints, etc all work
damn, all those are either expensive, ugly, or both (mostly both)
Yes. pyro main tier. dont look at the price of the balloonicorn head either
why does the razorback even fricking exist if it's so worthless?
and why was it nerfed if it was so worthless?
nobody says it's worthless idiot of course it does the job, it's just not that big a deal
do you not sense a difference between "does nothing" and "literally OP"? do you not see a big thick line between those two? or is that just the spy mindset, if something isn't so easy that it's gamebreaking it might as well not exist
is that why you spies never use guns? cause you can't instakill with it so it just doesn't register in your brain to be effective? you child?
>nobody says it's worthless
see
show me in that post where you think it says the razorback is worthless
and then pick up a gun
>if scout got a weapon that made him invincible only to the rocket of lvl 3 sentries and only once in exchange for being able to shoot consecutively several times in a row
you think that's worthless? boy, you spy mains really don't see worth in anything unless it can make your game so easy it practically plays itself
no wonder your whole kind cheats
it is worthless because the scout dies to the bullets, not the rockets
the razorback is like giving heavy a secondary that makes him completely immune to headshots and a fully charged headshot is the only thing to make him vulnerable to them
>the razorback is like giving heavy a secondary that makes him completely immune to headshots and a fully charged headshot is the only thing to make him vulnerable to them
you mean like the medic, any small healthpack, any food item and any dispenser? the heavy is already such a fathead that taking consecutive headshots at him in a row does little damage, and is completely nullified if he's gaining any amount of health
this already exists
snipers don't b***h about it
get good
a fully overhealed heavy still gets domed by a fully charged headshot, only the FoS or vaccinator can let him survive and even then the FoS require him to stop using his primary and snipers also have access to vaccinator medics
>imagine if heavy was practically immune to all headshots except fully charged?
>that happens
>oh... OK BUT he's not immune to fully charged!
yes, we've been over this
and sniper isn't immune to gun
pew pew motherfricker
heavy very much is not "practically immune to headshots", it takes away half his fricking health
He's also so fricking slow and big that shooting him twice is easy as shit.
so what, i gotta take another headshot? oh man! you're right, that really changes things
shame the spy can't take ANOTHER BACKSTAB AFTER THE RAZORBACK IS OFF
hell, while we're on the topic of taking two shots instead of one... yknow what can do a sniper in two shots?
DID YOU GUESS GUN, FRICKNUGGET? BECAUSE DING DING DING DING IT'S FRICKING GUN!
>can't take ANOTHER BACKSTAB AFTER THE RAZORBACK IS OFF
yeah, he can't
both sniper and spy rely heavily on killing their target in one shot so they can't run away, hide, or fight back
you want to know what that gun CAN'T do that sniper's still can?
kill in one shot.
>yeah, he can't
oh so i guess the sniper can't take another shot either. why? cooldown time? sniper has it too. the target is now aware and running/shooting at you? sniper has the same issue
>you want to know what that gun CAN'T do that sniper's still can?
>kill in one shot.
guess what
check the amount of damage that the ambassador does
perfectly enough to kill a sniper in two headshots in a row, which it can perform faster than most snipers can react
stop making excuses for being bad
use gun
>sniper has the same issue
he doesn't since heavy's theoretical headshot immunity weapon doesn't actually exist
it does it's called his whole entire fat fricking head, also if he's overhealed
sniper can still kill him in one hit. 450, remember?
anon have you ever held a gun?
have you ever played as sniper, spy, medic, or heavy?
yes which is why i know the razorback is a non issue, cause i'm not bad at the game
of course you're not bad at it, you've never even fricking played it
anon i am going to rape you so hard up the ass you're gonna wish you knew how to use guns by then because you're not getting me off i am so fricking mad at your stupidity i'm going to bed good night
>shame the spy can't take ANOTHER BACKSTAB AFTER THE RAZORBACK IS OFF
He literally can't. It stuns his knife animation for several seconds. Or Sniper can instantly recharge it by taking like 2 seconds to walk to resupply because he's most likely parked right outside of his spawn. You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, either you're baiting or just an literal moron. Either way I'm done here.
I only play MvM these days
It's actually comfy without the High-tour Black folk
Yes, I'm addicted to gambling.
Really the issue with the razor back is that sniper's don't get bounced from servers for cheating, so ultimately this is a conversation on why moving to matchmaking instead of decentralized servers was bad
>t sniper's don't get bounced from servers for cheating
of course they do wtf do you mean, sniper is the most commonly suspected and accused class
unless you mean the razorback is cheating? a spy is accusing someone of cheating?
spy "interp is 'in the game' so it's ok to use" mcspy main? spy the spy "it's not hax to lagswitch" spy? spy spy "every spy cheats" spy spy spy? that spy? that particular spy? aka every spy?
you people have the absolute audacity, the onga bongas to complain that any class cheats when you're the class most known for actually full blown cheating
I mean the downside of the Razorback doesn't apply when the sniper toggles and instantly taps you with the sniper rifle or pulls the guaranteed crit on the melee.
>People don't get away with toggling
That's a hilarious joke.
put dispenser here
Pootis *Laughs*
I love schadenfreude so fricking much
heck no
OHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dispenser coming up!
HEAVY IS MO TOR BIKE
I AM JETPACK
Sorry Heavy, you lost 🙂
BRAAAAAAAAPPPP
someone PLEASE post it
frick you
hey man, he asked
Damn it'd be great if heavy lost.
>Pyro gets his update
>Every Primary is turned to shit
>Getting flamed by a pyro when I'm touching a wall and he can barely hit 43 damage a second
VSSSSSSSADADADADADA WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHHAHAHAH
What the FRICK?
How would current day Ganker react to GMod and SFM videos?
they would say they're cringe garbage made for children and they'd be kinda right
It depends on what you're showing them.
Quality stuff?
Enjoy
Skibidi Rizz?
They won't like it.
Shitposters will still insist there's hypocrisy even though
I am current day Ganker, born in 2002.
This shit is honestly peak cinema.
until the bad voice acting that is
anyone play tf2 with on a 'eck? what are your trackpad settings and gyro settings?
FPS are unplayable on this shit
>t.Played 2 years ago, it collects dust since then
skill issue. there's lots of footage of people excelling with track pad and gyro. it takes practice but the issue is dialing down those settings, which is what my original question was asking.
>'eck
do you mean deck?
the only people i know of who needlessly shorten one letter off a word are...
....
*sniff sniff*
....
sharty users
i'm a Ganker user
Naw, that one isn't sharty smell. It's from the fat guy who spammed webms on him nutting on a steam deck.
>being this braindead
Because no one has ever said shit like 'za or spoke like a brit before.
I haven't played since 2012
What changed since
how worse has it gotten
Aside from a few weapons over five years, and tons of cosmetic junk with some modes/maps here and there, it still plays the same.
As for what's terrible, just take everything that happened to Ganker over the past decade, and sprinkle in a lame CSGO style queue system and cheaters. Fwiw if it's still a good time as long as you don't expect it to be a complete time capsule.
There's still a server browser and private servers with custom maps right? As long as it has those I'm game for coming back.
Yes and not that many, if QP crippled community servers than MM finished the job.
No new weapons
+
No new voicelines
+
Abundance of cosmetics
+
Abundance of shitty community maps
=
No play
>No new voicelines
Soldier is fricking dead, and another VA will probably be on his way out within the next 2-3 years. VSH having a different guy do all the voicelines was a necessary evil.
>They didn't make Pyro's finger 3% bigger so it's not a real update >:(
Spy is the only fricking class in this first person shooter tooter game that considers it uncouth, downright absurd even, to use their shooty tooty intended for the very purpose of shootin tootin enemies in this shooter tooter of a game, and will get angry at you if you suggest that perhaps they use more than one whole weapon in their arsenal and maybe, just for a moment, consider pulling out the shooty tootin and dun be shootin and tootin
>use gun
>sniper turns around and hits me for 150
WHERE'S my disSPENCER?
Why do bots continually interact with the game? Do they think valve will somehow revive the economy on a 20 year old game?
It's Incel Dane wanting to force people into his communities, and tards that are mad that TF2 has consistently been top 20 on steam for the past 16 years (because nobody bothered to make a better game)
Also keep in mind the original wave of bots was an attempt to force valve to appoint community moderators so they could start banning people they don't like from TF2
Give it to me straight: will we ever get the last issue of the comic?
The day TF2 died was when TF2ware wasn't played anymore.
For me it was Smash Fortress
I still have one perpetually empty server for it in my favorites. Feels bad.
>SLAG Gaming died for a mediocre platformer infested with a community of pedophiles and trannoids
you can still play parkour fortress with the fan revival thankfully
Oh WOWEE I can play PARKOUR FORTRESS??
That sure is great!
Not like I wanted to play the other NINE game modes, and vanilla hosted by them
A Hat in Time.
>mediocre platformer infested with a community of pedophiles and trannoids
qrd?
Was 2fort2furious cringe or kino? It's the notable oldgay server but it also has ties to 2b2t which is now notoriously fricking gay. Was it lame edgy Ganker shit like Koggy is today or was it good clean fun?
I need a weapon instead of a minigun, which makes heavy change into saxton but weaker