>tell my Tyranitar to attack and restrain you before you can release a Pokémon
>smash all your pokeballs with a hammer and kill them
>take all your money
You couldn’t stop me /vp/
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>tell my Tyranitar to attack and restrain you before you can release a Pokmon
>Breloom used Mach Punch!
Not this time, Grim.
>Tyranitar ate it’s chople berry
>Tyranitar used fire blast
gg Black person. ttar, hold him down
>Breloom held on with Focus Sash!
>Breloom used Mach Punch!
You hate to see it.
>51.6% damage
gg Black person
Dark pulse
>Tyranitar used dark pulse!
>breloom has fainted!
>Tyranitar is raping anon!
moron.
252+ Atk Technician Breloom Mach Punch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Tyranitar: 292-348 (72.2 - 86.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
just fricking kiss already
Tyranitar would trip over some grass and die before doing any of that.
>I suplex it
>PokeBalls have a failsafe to prevent that
>lol what money?
moron
>he doesn't train with his Pokemon like Drayden
Bitch, my acemon is a Tyranitar and we suplex eachother all day. I am a mountain of a man. Now give me YOUR money.
>spot a hooligan and his human-sized kaiju
>toss my credit card onto the floor
>hop onto my drampa and fly away
bro frick that, take my cash.
Ok but I'm Deoxys now what
>mankey used karate chop!
>those arms
>restrain anything
Not happening anytime soon
all your pokeballs with a hammer and kill them
They would just unshrink as the hammer lands and pop out of the balls to block it
I'll just karate chop
>i elbow your Tryanitar in the gut and sock him in the jaw before you can tell him what attack to use next
>it's dark/rock so he takes 4x damage from fighting
>instant broken ribs and jaw
>you rush him to the pokemon center but are told they only cover pokemon vs pokemon incidents for free
>you now must choose between spending thousands of dollars or putting him down
>Pull out my gun
>Blow your fricking brains out
moron
>pull out a gun
>blow my head off and then shoot your tyranitar
>61 spd
Yeah that aint catching me
>piss myself
>piss is 95% water
>Tyranitar faints
Too bad i live in Ferrum, b***h
Annihilape, use close combat
I swallow my bitter tears and vow revenge