>tell my Tyranitar to attack and restrain you before you can release a Pokmon

>tell my Tyranitar to attack and restrain you before you can release a Pokémon
>smash all your pokeballs with a hammer and kill them
>take all your money
You couldn’t stop me /vp/

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Breloom used Mach Punch!
    Not this time, Grim.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tyranitar ate it’s chople berry
      >Tyranitar used fire blast
      gg Black person. ttar, hold him down

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Breloom held on with Focus Sash!
        >Breloom used Mach Punch!
        You hate to see it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >51.6% damage
          gg Black person
          Dark pulse
          >Tyranitar used dark pulse!
          >breloom has fainted!
          >Tyranitar is raping anon!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron.
            252+ Atk Technician Breloom Mach Punch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Tyranitar: 292-348 (72.2 - 86.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tyranitar ate it’s chople berry
      >Tyranitar used fire blast
      gg Black person. ttar, hold him down

      >Breloom held on with Focus Sash!
      >Breloom used Mach Punch!
      You hate to see it.

      >51.6% damage
      gg Black person
      Dark pulse
      >Tyranitar used dark pulse!
      >breloom has fainted!
      >Tyranitar is raping anon!

      moron.
      252+ Atk Technician Breloom Mach Punch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Tyranitar: 292-348 (72.2 - 86.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

      just fricking kiss already

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tyranitar would trip over some grass and die before doing any of that.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I suplex it
    >PokeBalls have a failsafe to prevent that
    >lol what money?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't train with his Pokemon like Drayden
        Bitch, my acemon is a Tyranitar and we suplex eachother all day. I am a mountain of a man. Now give me YOUR money.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spot a hooligan and his human-sized kaiju
    >toss my credit card onto the floor
    >hop onto my drampa and fly away

    bro frick that, take my cash.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but I'm Deoxys now what

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mankey used karate chop!

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those arms
    >restrain anything
    Not happening anytime soon

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    all your pokeballs with a hammer and kill them
    They would just unshrink as the hammer lands and pop out of the balls to block it

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just karate chop

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i elbow your Tryanitar in the gut and sock him in the jaw before you can tell him what attack to use next
    >it's dark/rock so he takes 4x damage from fighting
    >instant broken ribs and jaw
    >you rush him to the pokemon center but are told they only cover pokemon vs pokemon incidents for free
    >you now must choose between spending thousands of dollars or putting him down

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pull out my gun
    >Blow your fricking brains out
    moron

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pull out a gun
    >blow my head off and then shoot your tyranitar

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >61 spd
    Yeah that aint catching me

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >piss myself
    >piss is 95% water
    >Tyranitar faints

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad i live in Ferrum, b***h

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Annihilape, use close combat

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swallow my bitter tears and vow revenge

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