Gnomes are literally and unironically real. They are likely some kind of demonic trickster creatures. Hard to tell for sure.
Fairies are real. Not really sure what they are but you can feel them for real if you stay in the woods long enough.
Skinwalkers are real and dangerous. If you smell roses and a metalic smell, and all the bugs stop making noises all at once in the woods, make a fire as quickly as possible and say "I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE" and "IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE". They don't like being stood up to.
It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods, far from civilization. I suspect that there are moving pockets of weak dementional barriers that people can fall through. Sometimes people are able to cross over and then return. You'll hear stories about such cases where people report going somewhere and everything is very still and there is a specific color cast or smell to everything, like they are in another time or place, before they snap out of it back to reality. This might be what happens to some people featured on missing 411, but impossible to tell for sure.
Hoop snakes are real. People confuse the sound of their spinning with the wind rustling leaves, but if you look around you can sometimes see them wheeling away.
TOTAL GNOME DEATH: Kill Gnomes. Behead Gnomes. Roundhouse kick a Gnome into the concrete. Slam dunk a Gnome into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Gnomes. Defecate in a Gnome’s food. Launch Gnomes into the sun. Stir fry Gnomes in a wok. Toss Gnomes into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Gnome's gas tank. Judo throw Gnomes into a wood chipper. Twist Gnome’s heads off. Report Gnomes to the Halflings. Karate chop Gnomes in half. Curb stomp pregnant Gnomes. Trap Gnomes in quicksand. Crush Gnomes in the trash compactor. Liquefy Gnomes in a vat of acid. Eat Gnomes. Dissect Gnomes. Exterminate Gnomes in the gas chamber. Stomp Gnomes skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Gnomes in the oven. Lobotomize Gnomes. Mandatory abortions for Gnomes. Grind Gnome fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Gnomes in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Gnomes with a Ray Gun. Kick old Gnomes down the stairs. Feed Gnomes to Cows. Slice Gnomes with a katana.
Yup theres alot of weird shit in this world. those dimensional portals are how Bigfoot still exists because their remnants of Neanderthals who were practically wiped out for thinking they could rape all our women. Our brains literally tripled in ability through sped up evolution to survive theh used all their evolution points on stealth and turning invisible and now hide from the real Apex predators of this planet
Researching Bigfoot was wild and turned my entire worldview on its head
to be honest hyper intelligents are often mystically oriented and at the same time the ppl who rest on their educational credentials facts generally get overturned quickly but having said that...
...you, heroic guardians of truth, standing tall at the gates of ~~*science and reason*~~, tirelessly resisting what you perceive to be a rising tide of
public ignorance and superstition aren't any better than gnome schizo posters
>Our brains literally tripled in ability through sped up evolution to survive theh used all their evolution points on stealth and turning invisible
I hate Americans so fricking much, it's unreal.
I saw visions of tiny people lounging around trees on a heavy shroom trip while camping in the woods once, I swore they looked exactly just like gnomes. But they seemed really chill as frick and they were smoking out of a long pipe. I am still convinced they do exist to this day, just invisible to the naked eye.
>everything is very still and there is a specific color cast or smell to everything, like they are in another time or place, before they snap out of it back to reality
because I had a reoccuring dream exactly like this
I want to believe in the strange and the mystical but I refuse gnomes being evil and demonic. If I ever meet one such, I will tear it limb from limb for daring to object to my beliefs.
Gnomes are nice guardian spirits. Anything on the contrary will meet the full extend of my psychic wrath. Should I die in my quest, my Self will haunt the very IDEA of gnomes for all time.
Autistic people are fey changeling infiltrators that simply don't know how to act human. The increase in autism prevalence is the fey gearing up for invasion. The government countered this by inventing videogames to stop the changelings ever achieving any influence in the world. Now you know the terrible truth behind Sonic the Hedgehog.
This is one of the most abhorrent images I have seen in all my time on the website
who the FRICK would show support for such an abhorrent, ungodly, downright repugnant cause? Has shame become a commodity that one seeks to accrue, or are these animals bereft of introspection entirely?
I want to believe in the strange and the mystical but I refuse gnomes being evil and demonic. If I ever meet one such, I will tear it limb from limb for daring to object to my beliefs.
Gnomes are nice guardian spirits. Anything on the contrary will meet the full extend of my psychic wrath. Should I die in my quest, my Self will haunt the very IDEA of gnomes for all time.
There are evil gnomes and neutral/good gnomes
Neutral gnomes are a nuisance or trickstery but If you leave neutral gnomes an offering they'll be good to you
evil gnomes are redcaps that have dyed their hats with blood, they'll kill your pets and try to kill you.
>Skinwalkers are real and dangerous. If you smell roses and a metalic smell, and all the bugs stop making noises all at once in the woods, make a fire as quickly as possible and say "I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE" and "IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE". They don't like being stood up to.
kek what is this fricking zoomer shit? >YOU'RE NOT ALLOWEDERINO TO KILL MERINO... IT IS LE FORBIDDEN
It's typical for mythological creatures to have some lame weakness like this, where if you say or do the right thing they can't hurt you. Eg.: Vampires only being allowed to to enter a house if invited.
I believe you
My father used to tell me that under the house he grew up there was a colony of gnomes playing tricks on him and he swore on his life it was true, he got mad whenever someone didn't believe him.
i know you.
debunkers like you are merely
attempting to avoid the potential threat to your own worldview, which might
arise should you actually research the subject and unexpectedly discover that
things are not as previously assumed
Now someone post the copypasta of some Finnbro going to his grandfathers cabin up in the mountains and there were trees bark ripped apart so they had to engrave runes or some shit to make some sort of field to protect themselves
>alone in the woods >light a fire >seeing things on the corner of my eyes >smell metallic blood and roses and feel a chill >quickly turn around >"Oi mate! You 'ave a loicense to be here?"
Gnomes are real. From your list they're the only creatures I know for real that exist. And no I am not a schizo. I don't even know how to tell this story, because it sounds so ridiculous, but it is genuinely one of the most frightening experiences of my life. Every time I think about it, I get cold chills.
I was probably 7 or 8 years old, sitting on my bedroom floor, playing with LEGO. It was morning and I had the window blinds open, so the room was filled with sunlight. I distinctly remember looking at the dark space under my bed, and thinking to myself how silly I was to be afraid of something being under there at night.
(I'm legit having a hard time typing this because the memory is so clear and horrific.) Anyways, there I was playing with LEGOs and feeling very bold and grown-up in daylight. I called out in a mocking tone, >"come out, come out, wherever you are!"
And then a grinning, devilish face popped out from under my bed. I will never forget that face. The twisted little face of an old man with red skin and a rough white beard, grinning an inhuman grin. My reaction was just like the one in the video - instant terror. I am proud to say, that I kicked that face with all my might as I scrambled to my feet; but he still smiled. I rushed out of my room shrieking, into my mom's arms. When I told her what happened, she looked worried and said it was a dream. But I knew it wasn't, because when I went back in the room, the LEGO house I had been building was still there half-finished. I think she knew it wasn't a dream, either.
Probably sounds like a moronic creepypasta, but it's a real memory. I understand it could have actually been a dream somehow, or my mind playing tricks, but I really don't believe it was. I think I asked to see something and got exactly what I wanted. I don't necessarily believe in gnomes, but I can certainly believe that something took on the form of gnome to frighten me as a child for my arrogance.
>I asked to see something and got exactly what I wanted
Lots of supernatural shit are like that. This is why there are stories of vampires needing permission to enter your home.
I had a similar thing happen to me as a small child. I distinctively went searching for one of my toys and when I looked under, I saw two red glaring pupils staring back at me through the darkness. I remained motionless for what felt like an eternity, christ, I remember the sweat forming on the back of my neck as I was paralyzed in terror. Then suddenly, the thing reached out and I got a look of its deformed looking hand and ghoulish face before I stood up and bolted.
It's actually not as moronic as it seems. These things respond to assertiveness. It's like how they tell you to make yourself look larger to a bear, you might think "won't that just piss it off and make it kill me?" but actually we're more likely to leave you alone if you make loud noises and make yourself easy to find.
The reasoning is that you are bluffing you have permission from the local tribe to be there which means targeting you would violate the NAP and giving the local medicine man full rights to frick their cryptid shit up, so it's better to just leave you alone than to risk it.
Do you really expect me to believe that supernatural beings that have been here since the dawn of time with full understanding of human communication (including MODERN ENGLISH) are also somehow still gullible enough to fall for bluffs ten centuries old? Get real anon.
>"Oh no, he said he has a right to be here from the guys who literally chug mouthwash all day! I can't frick with him or he might tell the pack of unemployed alcoholics that can't walk in a straight line and they'll just yell HEYA HOYA and yoink like $50 from him!"
based, frick the 'rational' materialists who cant into /x/
I saw visions of tiny people lounging around trees on a heavy shroom trip while camping in the woods once, I swore they looked exactly just like gnomes. But they seemed really chill as frick and they were smoking out of a long pipe. I am still convinced they do exist to this day, just invisible to the naked eye.
Spiritual happenings typically aren't visible and we can spin a hundred names for the same phenomenon
I want to believe in the strange and the mystical but I refuse gnomes being evil and demonic. If I ever meet one such, I will tear it limb from limb for daring to object to my beliefs.
Gnomes are nice guardian spirits. Anything on the contrary will meet the full extend of my psychic wrath. Should I die in my quest, my Self will haunt the very IDEA of gnomes for all time.
they wont show themselves to you if you're hostile, so you'll never see them anyways.
Gnomes are real. From your list they're the only creatures I know for real that exist. And no I am not a schizo. I don't even know how to tell this story, because it sounds so ridiculous, but it is genuinely one of the most frightening experiences of my life. Every time I think about it, I get cold chills.
I was probably 7 or 8 years old, sitting on my bedroom floor, playing with LEGO. It was morning and I had the window blinds open, so the room was filled with sunlight. I distinctly remember looking at the dark space under my bed, and thinking to myself how silly I was to be afraid of something being under there at night.
(I'm legit having a hard time typing this because the memory is so clear and horrific.) Anyways, there I was playing with LEGOs and feeling very bold and grown-up in daylight. I called out in a mocking tone, >"come out, come out, wherever you are!"
And then a grinning, devilish face popped out from under my bed. I will never forget that face. The twisted little face of an old man with red skin and a rough white beard, grinning an inhuman grin. My reaction was just like the one in the video - instant terror. I am proud to say, that I kicked that face with all my might as I scrambled to my feet; but he still smiled. I rushed out of my room shrieking, into my mom's arms. When I told her what happened, she looked worried and said it was a dream. But I knew it wasn't, because when I went back in the room, the LEGO house I had been building was still there half-finished. I think she knew it wasn't a dream, either.
Probably sounds like a moronic creepypasta, but it's a real memory. I understand it could have actually been a dream somehow, or my mind playing tricks, but I really don't believe it was. I think I asked to see something and got exactly what I wanted. I don't necessarily believe in gnomes, but I can certainly believe that something took on the form of gnome to frighten me as a child for my arrogance.
I had a similair experience as an adult, except it was me looking at trees on the woodline of a property after a few minor spooky things happened and thinking the thought 'wouldnt it be crazy if something peaked out from behind those trees right now?' and it wasnt instant, but on a short delay as the thought was fading away and my attention was shifting elsewhere as if in response - a shadow figure popped out from behind a tree, looked at me, and vanished again behind the tree. it was all black, like a shadow but very solid looking.
first three lines are bullshit, but i somewhat agree with the last line
strange sounds happen outdoors, but only if you are alone. they never happen when you are with someone
>Gnomes are literally and unironically real.
Only remaining pocket of them is in iceland, maybe norway too but probably not. >Fairies are real.
Probably the most common woodland ""supernatural"" (completely normal) creature, can find them in pockets on most continents except east asia and east africa >Skinwalkers are real and dangerous.
Yes but also no. 90% of them are flat out moronic and usually make their appearance that of one animal and act like another just to frick with you. The last 10% you might not even get the smell warning for. >It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods
True. It's rather easy to get back though if you don't get curious and immediately back-peddle once you're through, but it's entirely possible that the rift will close immediately, then you'll have to hope you last long enough on the other side until you're, in a sense, "rubber-banded" back. It's very uncommon for someone to stay on the other side forever, dead or alive. That's why remains are often found in areas already searched repeatedly
No, I'm serious. It's all ayys (be it extraterrestrial or interdimensional) masquerading as mythological entities to throw people off of their operations, to control them or simply, just to frick with them - read Jaque Valley or John Keel's work. You would already know this if you've watched and researched Missing 411 cases anyway.
Also, the best way to stop an abduction is to mentally sing a song in your head.
correct, except the pre-repentance music made by ridiculon which is fricking terrible compared to the original by danny b (and even this is subjective)
Yeah the music is the only part where the remake is worse
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Original was uglier, literally edmund's scribbles.
Fortunately it's dead simple to mod the original Isaac soundtrack back in, as well as the soundtracks from Antibirth, Persona, SMT, Nier, Xenoblade, Hades, Mother 3, Half Life, the Wii menus, Dark Souls, Zelda, Final Fantasy, Ace Attorney, Shovel Knight, Donkey Kong Country, Earthbound, and Hollow Knight like I did 😀
>Play Repentance >Mod it so I can pick and choose the best song from the Danny B, Rebirth, and Mudeth OSTs
so good
one game has 3 soundtracks and all of them are bangers
>Disagree. Original's graphics was ugly-sketches-tier with pisspoor animation. Was rushed as frick.
This is going to sound odd, but that's what I love about it. The art is so "raw" because it's akin to a stream-of-consciousness from the author himself. You can call it "doodles" but I call it artistic integrity; a direct stream from Edmund's crazy mind right into his art. A rough, sketchy, deranged artstyle fits splendidly for what the game is going for. Rebirth's style loses the dynamism and edge in lieu of a more rigid, generic, pristine and "perfect" look. I play Edmund's games because I want to see his crooked mind on display. All of his games before were drawn by him, and he developed fans because of HIS art, not because of facsimiles done by strangers.
Also, a ton of detail is lost going from lossless vector art to the pixel artstyle. There's a lot of items and other graphics that have just completely lost the detail from the original game. It would help if the pixel art featured in Rebirth was actually trying to be faithful but a lot of it isn't, not to mention a ton of just plain bad spiriting. There's numerous examples of this.
And keep in mind, it's not like Rebirth actually faithfully adapted the graphics into its own style. There's a lot that isn't meaningfully captured in the transition. I can name, numerous, NUMEROUS examples.
You don't understand. I am fully convinced that the original Flash Isaac, in its presentation and its storytelling, is genuinely an ascendant work of contemporary fiction, and Rebirth more often than not is a crude facsimile of it.
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my homie it was literally some doodles made by a fat moron one weekend
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Some of the greatest games of all time were made in huge time crunches. A ton of beloved second/third generation games had development times that didn't even last longer than a year. Isaac and Wrath of the Lamb were both made in about three each, plus the time spent on the Halloween Update. I'd argue these tight crunches can result in focused, astounding creative displays of passion and diligence.
And Edmund can (or at least) is able to fricking draw. He had a huge wealth of art (and games) done before Isaac. There's a difference between an amateur doodling and an artist doodling.
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it wasn't "crunch", it was a gamejam entry. I'm not even sure if it won lol
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That "game jam" story was between Himsl and Edmund making a prototype for the game, and it wasn't a competition, just a thing the two did by their lonesome. Once they settled on the concept, they then went into development, which lasted for three months. Edmund keeps his development times short as a personal rule as he believes in making smaller games They obviously did not make the entire original game in a weekend.
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huh, I thought it was for ludum dare or something but maybe I'm mixing it up with another indie game around that time.
Music is trash compared to the original and considering 500% of the game is repeating the same shit over and over to the point where enemies and items get burnt into your brain and retinas this is one of the things I care about the most, really...
I agree but contrarians will claim that flat bright colors make the original better, when the Remake literally made a modern version of a retro game and it was the peak of the medium
Thank God for RE2R, it made the downward turn from then in more bearable before hitting rock bottom with RE3R
No the original re is better because it doesn't have slop like Lisa Trevor, bloat like the garden/graveyard section, and speedrun bait like crimson heads
Speedrun bait? Only if your not a pussy, added content that adds to the atmosphere/lore doesnt make it worse. Sorry but I disagree, even if that were true their small aspects of the game while overall mostly everything was improved
>flat bright colors
This is exactly the reason why it's better. The mansion is nothing but a decoy and a deathtrap and those colors fit to that. In REmake the mansion becomes your average "le spoopy" mansion from 1886.
N-gays are delusional, it has some stupid shit like burning corpses(fuel is limited) and new locations and they aren't good and ruin pacing. People hyped it only because it was Nintendo exclusive for so long.
I always use REmake 1 as the standard for a remake, no remake in gaming history has ever come close. We were spoiled early in life.
Hoping MGS3make breaks the cycle.
did anyone ever do TV comedy skits better than these two
Dave Chapelle or Whitest Kids You Know is the closest one but they suffered from not having the budget. I guess maybe Sam Hyde was pretty good too but holy shit. you can go up to anyone and say "Aaron" and they will instinctively say "ay- ay ron" because of this show.
>Dave Chapelle or Whitest Kids You Know is the closest one but they suffered from not having the budget.
All of them don't need a big budget to make this stuff. Just a camera, set and crew
Thank you, the thing she's hugging though, i thought it was a wiener bulge kek, not really into fairy porn unless it's tiny fairy with normal sized man.
Do i get cursed anyway by giving them a fake name? I always tell people who ask that my name is joe, unless it's for a job interview or something like that.
Can confirm. I work forestry and one time i have suddenly ended up in a flower field with strangly arranged flowers that haven't been there before - felt like i ended up stepping into some kind of dimensional valleys inbetween.
Place looked like no human soul has stepped into it for centuries and then suddenly thing went super foggy and i heard an old voice screaming "PLACE NOT SAFE , LEAVE NOW". I grabbed my iron and walked through the dense for what felt like 30 minutes before it suddenly vanished and i ended up back infront of one of the local tons. My coworkers say someone pulled a prank on me but the locals and older guys within my company say that the place i visited is in fact real.
wait until we get some dragon tier "your mom will die in her sleep tonight" pasta that fricks with the rules of reality. it happened in mugen so i dont see why it couldnt happen irl
>Thousands of cultures the world over have gnomes or gnome-like creatures in their lore >"No such thing as gnomes anon, now put down the gun"
I won't let them trick me again
OK so this is the only footage, if it was real, of a gnome to exist, right?
And it just shows it doing a backflip from a wall.
Think moron there would be footage of it before and after the backflip
It's perspective frickery. It's a big ass hall. There's this weird south american movement of people in costumes moving around in a carnival bus dancing and doing weird shit on the streets
Pokemon Heart Gold Soul Silver are great remakes, though it's debatable if they are 100% better. Lots of differences that hold it back from being perfect remakes.
Gnomes and fairies are real. Skinwalkers are mostly a meme. They aren't these deer creatures prowling the woods like in the fake reddit stories. They're just evil Indian witches who can assume the form of animals.
By hoping they accidently stumble into our dimension/frequency. Judging from their reactions their used to walking right by us without us seeing them. Salvia Divinorum lets you vibrate at the right frequency. They may play a big role behind the scenes in how time operates or how we perceive it. Ever hear of Clockwork elves?
What substance will cause me to see clockwork elves? DMT? I kinda don't wanna go on a trip that harsh though
Thinking about trying mushrooms again, but idk whats a good strain
>skinwalkers are butthole iroquis/new york Indian witch doctors >preddit appropriates native culchur to make them global boogeymen for their unscary stories
I'm still lolling
Nice. I was hoping to see someone else mention Leifthrasir.
Yup, came here to post this. Direct upgrade over the original, and if you're the type who likes a less polished game simply because it's the original they included that too.
I would put Grimgrimoire OnceMore in the same category. Although the leap in quality isn't as noticeable, there's still no reason to play the original over it. Vanillaware does it best.
Mega man powered up is better than the original. Also maverick hunter x generally plays worse as x but has QoL to make up for it. MHX really shines with Vile mode which is the peak of the X franchise imo. Also Pokemon FR and LG are great remakes. Everyone already mentioned HG/SS
That reminds me of the story my dad told me about one of our old female relatives
>happened somewhen around 1880-1890 >rural Germany >she was kind of a weird girl who constantly talked about fairy tales and fantastical creatures like fairies, gnomes and similar- and she claimed ever since she was a child she'd go in the woods and play with the fae and gnomes living there >all of our family and friends thought she was just kind of a silly kid - nothing too worrying >ends up marrying >even during their marriage she would still regularly talk about the fairies in the woods and how she is spending time with them >after like 50 years of marriage her husband dies >and not shortly after she just randomly disappears >nobody knows where she has gone >the house she was living in was in normal condition >her son found her clothes on her bed like she was preparing for something >people assumed she walked into the forest and got lost due to her aging body or dementia >fast forward like 5 years >her son who was now living in the house and who assumed that she died finds her lying in the backyard garden >with a smile on her face - just peacefully there - dead >like she just died a few hours ago >wearing the outfit she was always wearing
>grandma fricks off to ride some dicks at an old age >comes back after a few years when said dicks won't support her >son kills her >OMG THE FAE DID IT
lol
lmao
I'm just talking from "experience", anon. My great-grandfather was the nicest person on Earth (well, at least according to my grandmother and mother, I don't remember much of him), was relatively rich for the time - owned his own factory with dozens of workers and shit, yet my great-grandmother left him at fricking 70 for some other dude. After nearly 50 years of marriage. Shit's fricked sometimes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_lightning
My grand father saw on these things rushing in his house and fricking around for 3-4 seconds before getting out. He didn't want to have a television until the 70's because he was scared it would come back
We know gnomes and other fae are real because their appearance turns us off. We look at the faces of these morbid human-like creatures and feel fear and disgust.
Where is this feeling coming from? There must have been something our long gone ancestors experienced to cause this kind of reaction. Like humans fear spiders due to spiders being poisonous. Or us feeling ill and vomiting whenever we see and smell something foul and rotten. Our ancestors met those those uncanny creatures and the experience was not a good one.
They are dangerous, theres little people in Africa that will shoot you with poison arrows. They also possibly kidnapped our children but now it seems like they have a bond with them and will show themselves to kids and make funny faces
They alright
There was a guy on /x/ who said that he entered a parallel world when he was hiking and he was ambushed by an ape-like thing that could speak and it tried to eat him.
He have a trip? Id like to talk to him, what area of the country? Different kinds of Bigfoot. The Myakka ape is exactly what some people think Neaderthals looked like. We come from Africa, we apply our features on them despite them,living in Ice Age Europe, they most definitely were covered in fur, and have eyeshine as they hunted giant bears and tigers at night. Apex predator like this world had never seen. The boogeyman
That's why whites are 'superior' we were,forced to evolve because we had to deal with these frickers for 100's probably thousands of years, that's why we have their DNA, they terrorized us. Humanitys greatest enemy
Outside of Bigfoot the closet thing to them today with the largest amount of their DNA is...
He have a trip? Id like to talk to him, what area of the country? Different kinds of Bigfoot. The Myakka ape is exactly what some people think Neaderthals looked like. We come from Africa, we apply our features on them despite them,living in Ice Age Europe, they most definitely were covered in fur, and have eyeshine as they hunted giant bears and tigers at night. Apex predator like this world had never seen. The boogeyman
Oh hey I remember this. Some shizo on /misc/ or /x/ would spam images of this ape man and claim Neanderthals were basically that. He was a creationist and the shizo rants were basically arguments to dismiss the neanderthals as being related to man and instead being a beastly ape that didn't survive the flood.
I'll just wear eye protection. They're even smaller than midges, what can they possibly do? Shame on you for getting defeated by them, but I'm assuming you're just a manlet.
Yes, eye protection will do you good. Just like iron, bring lots of iron until you can't carry any more! I hear those pesky gnomes just hate iron, yes they do. Mmmhmm!
I wouldn't expect you to understand. >What the hell are you smoking?
Only the finest herbs found within the deepest forests. But don't go there, I bet there's gnooomes! Ooooo! You're scared, aren't you?
The problem about remake culture is that game companies have been doing it safe and remaking games that doesn't need a remake instead of remaking games that were shit and deserves a remake.
Gnomes/Fae and UFOs are the same phenomena.
They can take on many forms, and intentionally do unbelievable things to make themselves not be taken seriously.
Gnomes are definitely real., I mostly saw glimpses and shadows in our garden when I lived with my parents. Most notable encounter I ever had was when I was about 10 feet away from one and I had was showing it my palm full of store bought mushrooms, they probably have a keen sense of smell and don’t care for portabellas. I heard them a lot, though. Mostly laughter. I do wonder what gnome humour is like.
Gnomes, elves, fairies, dwarves, whatever you want to call them: They exist.
Countless cultures have words or stories about them, and one thing you can count on is that before the modern era, your average person had a very real fear of the fairies deep within the woods.
Yet, the explanation isn't necessarily paranormal. That is, if you believe that the survival of primitive neolithic peoples well into the medieval era is in no way spooky.
Their nimbleness and ability to hide, a skill given by their hunter-gatherer lives. The legends of fairies stealing children, a necessary practice to keep the gene pool fresh. Cattle or people being 'Elf shot' the effect of poison darts.
Many peoples, the Anglo invaders, the Saxons, Jutes, etc, were terrified of this threat they could do nothing about.
Cultures were afraid of gnomes, elves and fairies for a reason.
>Is that even supposed to be scary?
it's a domestic duende, so no more scary than having a stranger in your house claiming to be lord of ("duen de") the house. keep it happy, and it might even do some chores for you in the dead of night
The taxman and widescreen versions of the classic Sonic games is the better way to play all of them. Sonic Triple Trouble 16bit is also a much better game than the original
Was having a voice call with a friend at the start of a year when he suddenly freaked out and claimed he saw something in his room. Suddenly started screaming and claimed that some tiny man was trying to steal his glasses and the next day he couldn't even remember any of that happened.
And no. He wasn't high or drunk. He never does drugs.
this too
as godlike as YS 3's soundtrack is, the actual gameplay is dogshit no matter what version you play
Oath in Felghana finally makes it a good game
The worst is when a remake makes some objective improvements over the original but leaves behind beloved essential features
Like the Mystery Dungeon RB teams
Quake 2
Half Life 25th Anniversary
The Turok Trillogy
Shadow Man
Age of Empires 2 Definitive Edition
Duke Nukem 3d Megaton Edition Frick you Randy Dickford for removing this game
Shadow Warrior Redux
System Shock Remake
Wing Commander: Kilrathi Saga, the OG and first made Remaster
Battlezone 98 Redux
Battlezone: Combat Commander
Starcraft Remastered
Command and Conquer Remastered
Resident Evil Remakes
Stronghold Remastered
Burnout Paradise Remastered
And the now recent Tomb Raider Remastered Trilogy
My uncle swore he saw leprechauns (gnomes) when he was 9 years old. It happened when he stayed overnight at his relative’s farmhouse located in the countryside, a few hours’ drive from his home. He said he was sound asleep in bed, and then suddenly he woke up. It was very early morning and starting to get light outside. Everyone else in the house was sleeping. He sat up in bed, looked out a bedroom window and thought he saw three leprechauns standing in a field next to the farm house.
He couldn’t believe his eyes but yes, they were standing roughly 50 feet away from the house. He was amazed and intrigued by it. He needed to verify he wasn’t dreaming and so he stood up and walked to the window to get a better view. . They were there, they were real, but obviously not of this world. They were dressed alike - green pants, long sleeve jackets, black boots. They were energetic and animated, talked quickly with high pitched voices. He couldn’t understand what they were saying, but they appeared to be very happy, smiling and laughing. He could also hear music faintly with an unknown melody. The leprechauns had no instruments, he couldn’t recall any instruments that made the sounds, it seemed the music was emanating from their presence. They looked directly at him several times. They were aware he was watching them and they were allowing it.
Anyone who grew up somewhat close to the countryside knows gnomes and fae are real. Everyone got their own weird experiences and encounters with them. City slackers don't understand.
>every culture on Earth has myths about gnomes and gnome-like creatures be it the native americans, the africans, the europeans or the east asians >despite barely itneracting with one another >and each culture having their own unique different background >yet they all came up with their own rites and rituals regarding those gnomes
Fairies are real considering that those myths and traditions have been around for over a thousand years. You would think that at some point people find out if something is lying about those creatures existing.
So because the original release was bad it makes the remaster good?
No it means they're both shit
The fact that the original with a fricking fan mod that was released on day 1 looks better than the """remaster""" that came out several years later is pathetic
anyway, this remaster is objectively better than the original because it restores all the content that was cut out for localization reasons in the original
My granddad used to live with his parents near the woods and he told me about the rock people. They looked like rocks with tiny eyes, limbs and mouths. He used to leave them food in the garden and he'd look at them slowly eat.
Does Ganker ever talk about any bizarre experiences they've had in the woods? If not, there's no way any of this shit is real, they are the ones that actually do it the most.
Of course they do. Just like this thread there are people who insist that they have seen paranormal creatures and experienced weird events while others call them liars and bullshitters.
I saw ghosts the most when I was younger. I have those memories to this day, I don't see them anymore but if I can see white-ish beings that float and disappear going through walls and just don't do anything to you I can't imagine the freaks that exist in the woods.
You will only see a gnome if it wants to be seen. I saw one once. With my naked eyes — not psychically.
The thing about faeries, though, is they are dangerous and not fond of humans at all. (Yes, gnomes are faeries, but not like Tinkerbell. They are about 3 feet tall.) If you reach out to them, they may harm you or make you disappear into the realm of faerie
Forest gnomes usually leave you alone unless you venture deep into old woods and start killing trees or some other stupid shit.
Be wary of actual dangers like bears, wolves, ticks, widowmakers and especially widowmakers and prepare accordingly.
one of my favorite h artists recently made a remake of a cg set from 2011 that I gooned at while in high school and it's just the same thing but better in every way so I disagree on that one
I was given autism by a powerful wizard living in St. Louis at the time. I happened upon his ritual behind Culvers and disrupted it with my mortal bumbling. Two days after this incident Hearts of Iron appeared in my Steam library.
I would argue the Destroy All Humans 1 and 2 remakes were better. They kept all of the original content and added more without detracting from the style. I was a huge fan of the originals and played them endlessly and I consider the remakes better games.
>Xenoblade Chronicles DE >Ocarina of Time 3D >Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon >Pokemon G1 and G2 remakes (G3 too if you don´t care about Frontier Battle) >All 3 Zelda HD remakes >RE1 >Metroid Prime Remastered >AoE2 DE
They are by no means the norm, but they do exists.
Remake culture is a disease that will eventually destroy your sense of time and place.
It renders all things, even your memories, into slop for the sake of profiteering corpos who will continue to exploit your lack of impulse control until they rob you of even your childhood.
Frick them all.
>Anno Domini 2020+4 >smartphones still revert to early Nokia camera phone quality the moment something spooky appears
Cryptids must have some technology dampening field or something.
yeah you know the folks at skinwalker ranch claim the same >paranormal shit happens >but it's right between the 8 cctv cams watching the area from all angles
I'm using a 'smart'phone from about five years ago and I had trouble filming a hummingbird with the front camera, which as I understand it is an android problem (stabilization)
The only paranormal experience I've had was in 3rd grade where me and a friend were walking by the bathroom, the door is kept open and we stopped just outside to watch 2 kids in there. They were doing the bloody mary thing and I shit you not on the third repetition the light flickered off and one of the stall doors slammed super hard and we all ran out of there. I was so scared of that bathroom and another that was supposedly haunted that I would not go into them all the way until I graduated middle school. To this day I have no idea how that happened since as far as I know there was only two kids in there and the lights switches were also not accessible to anyone
One thing that is kinda true behind all super natural shit is that you just don't provoke them or say you want to see them. No matter if it's fairy Black folk, ayys, or spoopy ghosts.
I was playing WaW zombies in my friend's basement around midnight many years ago and on a dog round cue (FETCH ME THEIR SOULS) the power went out
Sometimes things just happen
Argentina, that was filmed in Argentina, Guemes city, i know this video very well, still on youtube under "El duende de guemes" title. I know this because i was obssesed with this video, and i was obssesed with this video because that thing is real, and i know that because my brother and i saw the same fricking thing, EXACTLY LIKE THAT ONE, and it wasn't a fricking glimpse, we saw it for HOURS outside our window... In the city of Funes in the province of Santa Fe, i saw that magical creature. believe me, there are gnomes in Argentina. im not sure now, i did everything i studied the fricking literature, the celts where right and wrong. You wanna see this thing? go to "La Cumbrecita" province of Cordoba or maybe "Villa General Belgrano" humble yourself and walk the forest at night, the locals play dumb, but look at the statues and the drawings on the houses, look at the culture... these things are real
first thing you feel it's the most incredible and unreal leg shutoff boddy stiffing soul sinking fear when you see one, almost like if evolution taugh us that those things are death and misery
The people on /x/ are genuinely kind of odd.
They have "issues", like actual mental health issues, not like Ganker where the worst issue is typically jerking off to Pokémon / e-girl / sonic / whatever at the age of 36 or something.
People there like to vaguepost and LARP because it makes them feel powerful and it's pathetic and has driven the board quality wayyyyy down. There's still good threads there but for the most part it's generally a shithole.
VERY few people on /x/ are actually "into" the paranomal the way people on Ganker are "into" video games, you feel me?
The amount of people on /x/ who read "actual" arcane occultic literature (rather than Etsy witch shit that is sold on Barnes & Noble display tables) and obscurantist religious texts & anthropological studies on ancient myths, religions, and mystery schools and etc. etc. are SLIM; further, the amount of actual practicing and initiated / self-initiated occultists, mages, wizards, druids, and the like are even further slim.
But both groups do exist, but it's like less than 3% of the /x/ total population. Most people are there to shitpost, read creepy pasta, and learn how to summon a succubus / manifest a tulpa / other sex-related occultic desire.
It's Ganker's curse of a board for x subject being the worst place to discuss it. Familiarity breeds contempt, the more threads you have discussing something the more time you have for moronic memes and feuds to take root. And they take precedence of discussion over the shit that's been talked to death.
/x/ has the dude that sends drones to investigate the bottom of lake Tahoe so that's one point for them. Unfortunately for every guy like that there's a dozen unironic flat earthers
came here to post this. utter masterpiece of a game. I do agree that 99% of the remakes are pure dogshit but there's no shame in admitting a miracle when one of them turns out great
I've never seen a gnome or fairy but I've several experiences with ghosts, and I spoke to my father a few times after he died. I also grew up in a very small mountain town and I've been stalked through the woods by something while fricking around at night as a kid. There's definitely more to the universe than a lot of people want to think.
He visited me a few times in the months after he died just to visit and ask me how I was doing. I assume he stopped because he moved on to whatever comes next. It was a pretty intense experience but there's no feeling like knowing for absolute certain that death isn't the end.
Currently best thread on Ganker. Redpill me on gnomes bros. Can i summon them to frick with my Black person neighbor? I live in Jacksonville, i think gnomes would fit right in here
You don't frick with fae or else you're inviting evil upon yourself. If they decide to live on your property then they'll do you little favors and you repay them by leaving food and drinks out at night.
This. Attempting to communicate with the spirits on your own is suicidal. You are more likely to encounter them in rural areas and if you ever encounter them - just let them do their thing and occasionally offer them a tribute.
>Skinwalkers are evil
This is just fricking wrong. Skinwalkers are known to be simply guardian of forests that punish those that trespass and do wrong. Forests are perfectly fricking safe. Stop worrying so much and just go camping.
If you think about it Bigfoot is the most plausible cryptid.
I'm not saying its real but compared to other things like the skinwalker, mothman or loveland frogman, like come on - you cant say bigfoot isnt wayyy more plausible than every other schizoid being you here about.
Like how long have people been in the americas? 500 years? And im supposed to believe all of those foresty rocky ranges are fully explored and documented?
REmake 1
REmake 4 - never liked OG 4 as much as 1-3, gunplay is harder and more engaging plain and simple
Twin Snake - yeah I said it, the voice acting sucked ass in the og too
OoT 3D - frick off with your muh Ganon lighting nitpicking
MM 3D - project restoration obviously
Zero Mission - Metroid 1 was kinda shit
AM2R - Metroid 2 was kinda shit too, as is the official remake
4 was never great it ruined the franchise for the next several games, at least REmake 4 makes the casual shootbang feel slightly more expansive like a proper RE game. Peak was and will always be classic RE2.
I feel like all the remakes (especially the newer ones) just aren't nearly as charming as the originals in a lot of ways, and in a game known for the cheesy characters and arcade action like 4 it really shows.
4 was never great it ruined the franchise for the next several games, at least REmake 4 makes the casual shootbang feel slightly more expansive like a proper RE game. Peak was and will always be classic RE2.
The remakes are better games yes but they lost all the charm and identity that the original games had. They are incredibly clean and safe.
Oj oj oj
DUENDE???
Duende time
This real??????
Gnomes are literally and unironically real. They are likely some kind of demonic trickster creatures. Hard to tell for sure.
Fairies are real. Not really sure what they are but you can feel them for real if you stay in the woods long enough.
Skinwalkers are real and dangerous. If you smell roses and a metalic smell, and all the bugs stop making noises all at once in the woods, make a fire as quickly as possible and say "I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE" and "IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE". They don't like being stood up to.
It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods, far from civilization. I suspect that there are moving pockets of weak dementional barriers that people can fall through. Sometimes people are able to cross over and then return. You'll hear stories about such cases where people report going somewhere and everything is very still and there is a specific color cast or smell to everything, like they are in another time or place, before they snap out of it back to reality. This might be what happens to some people featured on missing 411, but impossible to tell for sure.
Lay off the jimsonweed
Hoop snakes are real. People confuse the sound of their spinning with the wind rustling leaves, but if you look around you can sometimes see them wheeling away.
>They are likely some kind of demonic trickster creatures
Americans be like "omg... look at these disturbing little creatures... they're so demonic... Black personMAN HELP ME IM GOING INSANE"
>no cute fat trad gnome wife
it's gnome sized so good luck reading it.
>animals wearing gnome clothes
Now how am I supposed to believe you?
TOTAL GNOME DEATH: Kill Gnomes. Behead Gnomes. Roundhouse kick a Gnome into the concrete. Slam dunk a Gnome into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Gnomes. Defecate in a Gnome’s food. Launch Gnomes into the sun. Stir fry Gnomes in a wok. Toss Gnomes into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Gnome's gas tank. Judo throw Gnomes into a wood chipper. Twist Gnome’s heads off. Report Gnomes to the Halflings. Karate chop Gnomes in half. Curb stomp pregnant Gnomes. Trap Gnomes in quicksand. Crush Gnomes in the trash compactor. Liquefy Gnomes in a vat of acid. Eat Gnomes. Dissect Gnomes. Exterminate Gnomes in the gas chamber. Stomp Gnomes skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Gnomes in the oven. Lobotomize Gnomes. Mandatory abortions for Gnomes. Grind Gnome fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Gnomes in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Gnomes with a Ray Gun. Kick old Gnomes down the stairs. Feed Gnomes to Cows. Slice Gnomes with a katana.
This is a copypasta
Just like the stories about them in every Culture that ever existed?
Source?
are the fairies interested in copulating with human males?
Of course, just not with you or I
Quintessential South American post.
>you can defeat skinwalkers by lighting a fire and going "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
Who writes this shit?
/x/ after 2013
Yup theres alot of weird shit in this world. those dimensional portals are how Bigfoot still exists because their remnants of Neanderthals who were practically wiped out for thinking they could rape all our women. Our brains literally tripled in ability through sped up evolution to survive theh used all their evolution points on stealth and turning invisible and now hide from the real Apex predators of this planet
Researching Bigfoot was wild and turned my entire worldview on its head
>Researching Bigfoot
And how did you do this "research"? Let me guess... With spooky YouTube videos and /x/ threads?
throw in a bit of unmedicated mental illness in there too
to be honest hyper intelligents are often mystically oriented and at the same time the ppl who rest on their educational credentials facts generally get overturned quickly but having said that...
...you, heroic guardians of truth, standing tall at the gates of ~~*science and reason*~~, tirelessly resisting what you perceive to be a rising tide of
public ignorance and superstition aren't any better than gnome schizo posters
>hyper intelligents are often mystically oriented
That's called boredom and sociopathy
>Our brains literally tripled in ability through sped up evolution to survive theh used all their evolution points on stealth and turning invisible
I hate Americans so fricking much, it's unreal.
/v/-ery real
I saw visions of tiny people lounging around trees on a heavy shroom trip while camping in the woods once, I swore they looked exactly just like gnomes. But they seemed really chill as frick and they were smoking out of a long pipe. I am still convinced they do exist to this day, just invisible to the naked eye.
>Gnomes are literally and unironically real
Aren't gnomes literally israeli leprechauns?
sup /x/
Average Ohioan
I was laughing at this until
>everything is very still and there is a specific color cast or smell to everything, like they are in another time or place, before they snap out of it back to reality
because I had a reoccuring dream exactly like this
Everyone laughs at the schizos until they start to realize that they are closer to the schizos than they would like to be.
I want to believe in the strange and the mystical but I refuse gnomes being evil and demonic. If I ever meet one such, I will tear it limb from limb for daring to object to my beliefs.
Gnomes are nice guardian spirits. Anything on the contrary will meet the full extend of my psychic wrath. Should I die in my quest, my Self will haunt the very IDEA of gnomes for all time.
if it plays tricks on you it's demonic
Autistic people are fey changeling infiltrators that simply don't know how to act human. The increase in autism prevalence is the fey gearing up for invasion. The government countered this by inventing videogames to stop the changelings ever achieving any influence in the world. Now you know the terrible truth behind Sonic the Hedgehog.
Real.
>"I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE"
This is one of the most abhorrent images I have seen in all my time on the website
who the FRICK would show support for such an abhorrent, ungodly, downright repugnant cause? Has shame become a commodity that one seeks to accrue, or are these animals bereft of introspection entirely?
There are evil gnomes and neutral/good gnomes
Neutral gnomes are a nuisance or trickstery but If you leave neutral gnomes an offering they'll be good to you
evil gnomes are redcaps that have dyed their hats with blood, they'll kill your pets and try to kill you.
Fricking moron stop talking out of your ass
Don't blame me when a gnome kills your dog.
There are no malicious gnomes, get it through your thick skull, they cause mischief at worst
can confirm i was the dog
VRILlets without a third eye will say it's bait but I know you're right Anon.
>Skinwalkers are real and dangerous. If you smell roses and a metalic smell, and all the bugs stop making noises all at once in the woods, make a fire as quickly as possible and say "I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE" and "IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE". They don't like being stood up to.
kek what is this fricking zoomer shit?
>YOU'RE NOT ALLOWEDERINO TO KILL MERINO... IT IS LE FORBIDDEN
>They don't like being stood up to.
That's not why that is suppose to work anon.
It's typical for mythological creatures to have some lame weakness like this, where if you say or do the right thing they can't hurt you. Eg.: Vampires only being allowed to to enter a house if invited.
This works on glowies too, you just yell AM I BEING DETAINED? and they have to admit they don't have probable cause
You know they make meds for schizophrenia now right?
Missing 411 is hack grift and you are in a "dementional" zone yourself
based and jacques vallee pilled. this triggered the normans good
take your meds, schizo
I believe you
My father used to tell me that under the house he grew up there was a colony of gnomes playing tricks on him and he swore on his life it was true, he got mad whenever someone didn't believe him.
>pockets of weak dementional barriers
your brain is a pocket of weak dementional barriers
Attack the argument. Not the poster.
Present an argument
I've had more meaningful eyewitness testimony from drug users than that post represents
i know you.
debunkers like you are merely
attempting to avoid the potential threat to your own worldview, which might
arise should you actually research the subject and unexpectedly discover that
things are not as previously assumed
Now someone post the copypasta of some Finnbro going to his grandfathers cabin up in the mountains and there were trees bark ripped apart so they had to engrave runes or some shit to make some sort of field to protect themselves
Anyone remember reading this?
man i read so many great pastas on /k/, then innawoods threads seemed to disappear when [insert corporate war] started up.
Wish I had saved them all.
Got you covered bro
Holy shit this is the exact story I was looking for when I came in here.
I get it
>alone in the woods
>light a fire
>seeing things on the corner of my eyes
>smell metallic blood and roses and feel a chill
>quickly turn around
>"Oi mate! You 'ave a loicense to be here?"
Gnomes are 4th dimensional beings you encounter on DMT.
Gnomes are real. From your list they're the only creatures I know for real that exist. And no I am not a schizo. I don't even know how to tell this story, because it sounds so ridiculous, but it is genuinely one of the most frightening experiences of my life. Every time I think about it, I get cold chills.
I was probably 7 or 8 years old, sitting on my bedroom floor, playing with LEGO. It was morning and I had the window blinds open, so the room was filled with sunlight. I distinctly remember looking at the dark space under my bed, and thinking to myself how silly I was to be afraid of something being under there at night.
(I'm legit having a hard time typing this because the memory is so clear and horrific.) Anyways, there I was playing with LEGOs and feeling very bold and grown-up in daylight. I called out in a mocking tone,
>"come out, come out, wherever you are!"
And then a grinning, devilish face popped out from under my bed. I will never forget that face. The twisted little face of an old man with red skin and a rough white beard, grinning an inhuman grin. My reaction was just like the one in the video - instant terror. I am proud to say, that I kicked that face with all my might as I scrambled to my feet; but he still smiled. I rushed out of my room shrieking, into my mom's arms. When I told her what happened, she looked worried and said it was a dream. But I knew it wasn't, because when I went back in the room, the LEGO house I had been building was still there half-finished. I think she knew it wasn't a dream, either.
Probably sounds like a moronic creepypasta, but it's a real memory. I understand it could have actually been a dream somehow, or my mind playing tricks, but I really don't believe it was. I think I asked to see something and got exactly what I wanted. I don't necessarily believe in gnomes, but I can certainly believe that something took on the form of gnome to frighten me as a child for my arrogance.
>I asked to see something and got exactly what I wanted
Lots of supernatural shit are like that. This is why there are stories of vampires needing permission to enter your home.
why do you think that was a gnome?
I had a similar thing happen to me as a small child. I distinctively went searching for one of my toys and when I looked under, I saw two red glaring pupils staring back at me through the darkness. I remained motionless for what felt like an eternity, christ, I remember the sweat forming on the back of my neck as I was paralyzed in terror. Then suddenly, the thing reached out and I got a look of its deformed looking hand and ghoulish face before I stood up and bolted.
Gnomes will act quite evil if you are hostile towards them. Be kind and you will be fine.
t. friend to the gnomes
Oh yes...
they're very real...
>dementional barriers
heh
Fairies and Gnomes are elemental spirits.
Hey I remember this copypaste, nice job baiting morons
>"I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE" and "IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE"
This is some sovereign citizen shit
It's actually not as moronic as it seems. These things respond to assertiveness. It's like how they tell you to make yourself look larger to a bear, you might think "won't that just piss it off and make it kill me?" but actually we're more likely to leave you alone if you make loud noises and make yourself easy to find.
>we're more likely to leave you alone if you make loud noises and make yourself easy to find
>we're
STUPID bear
GO eat a SALMONE dummby
The reasoning is that you are bluffing you have permission from the local tribe to be there which means targeting you would violate the NAP and giving the local medicine man full rights to frick their cryptid shit up, so it's better to just leave you alone than to risk it.
Do you really expect me to believe that supernatural beings that have been here since the dawn of time with full understanding of human communication (including MODERN ENGLISH) are also somehow still gullible enough to fall for bluffs ten centuries old? Get real anon.
>"Oh no, he said he has a right to be here from the guys who literally chug mouthwash all day! I can't frick with him or he might tell the pack of unemployed alcoholics that can't walk in a straight line and they'll just yell HEYA HOYA and yoink like $50 from him!"
Nah, bro, gnomes are cool.
Just treat them proper or they will frick you up.
based, frick the 'rational' materialists who cant into /x/
Spiritual happenings typically aren't visible and we can spin a hundred names for the same phenomenon
they wont show themselves to you if you're hostile, so you'll never see them anyways.
I had a similair experience as an adult, except it was me looking at trees on the woodline of a property after a few minor spooky things happened and thinking the thought 'wouldnt it be crazy if something peaked out from behind those trees right now?' and it wasnt instant, but on a short delay as the thought was fading away and my attention was shifting elsewhere as if in response - a shadow figure popped out from behind a tree, looked at me, and vanished again behind the tree. it was all black, like a shadow but very solid looking.
first three lines are bullshit, but i somewhat agree with the last line
strange sounds happen outdoors, but only if you are alone. they never happen when you are with someone
bump
what game?
Meds
>Gnomes are literally and unironically real.
Only remaining pocket of them is in iceland, maybe norway too but probably not.
>Fairies are real.
Probably the most common woodland ""supernatural"" (completely normal) creature, can find them in pockets on most continents except east asia and east africa
>Skinwalkers are real and dangerous.
Yes but also no. 90% of them are flat out moronic and usually make their appearance that of one animal and act like another just to frick with you. The last 10% you might not even get the smell warning for.
>It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods
True. It's rather easy to get back though if you don't get curious and immediately back-peddle once you're through, but it's entirely possible that the rift will close immediately, then you'll have to hope you last long enough on the other side until you're, in a sense, "rubber-banded" back. It's very uncommon for someone to stay on the other side forever, dead or alive. That's why remains are often found in areas already searched repeatedly
This is what people thinks /x/ is and what I wish it was.
It used to be. /x/ was my original board, but that was long long ago, around 2007. It used to be great.
It's literally all ayys anon.
No, I'm serious. It's all ayys (be it extraterrestrial or interdimensional) masquerading as mythological entities to throw people off of their operations, to control them or simply, just to frick with them - read Jaque Valley or John Keel's work. You would already know this if you've watched and researched Missing 411 cases anyway.
Also, the best way to stop an abduction is to mentally sing a song in your head.
Other way around. Ayys are demons in a guise befitting a secular world.
Demons were just the term ancient peoples used to describe ayys and their behavior back in the day. R4N 40
>he doesn't know that invoking God or Jesus during an """""alien"""'" """""abduction""""" makes them freak out and leave you alone
Yes, tiny reapers are amongus.
No, sadly it's fake but this is real.
BoI: Rebirth is better than the original in almost every way.
By putting dumbshit like yuffie ruining a fragile alliance to get rid of rufus?
wrong game dumbass
least moronic FFgay
Binding (B) of (of) Isaac (I)
Also fricking up an optional enemy made as menace to low level or beginners?
correct, except the pre-repentance music made by ridiculon which is fricking terrible compared to the original by danny b (and even this is subjective)
Yeah the music is the only part where the remake is worse
Original was uglier, literally edmund's scribbles.
Fortunately it's dead simple to mod the original Isaac soundtrack back in, as well as the soundtracks from Antibirth, Persona, SMT, Nier, Xenoblade, Hades, Mother 3, Half Life, the Wii menus, Dark Souls, Zelda, Final Fantasy, Ace Attorney, Shovel Knight, Donkey Kong Country, Earthbound, and Hollow Knight like I did 😀
The graphics are ugly.
said no one ever
blatant contrarianism. The flash version became obsolete the moment Rebirth released.
Initially yes.
Then it got more bloated than a corpse floating on a river.
>waaaahhh I got filtered by Repentance!
Get off my board and fix your fricking game Tyrone.
>Play Repentance
>Mod it so I can pick and choose the best song from the Danny B, Rebirth, and Mudeth OSTs
so good
one game has 3 soundtracks and all of them are bangers
True.
With all the DLCs I agree. Damn shame about the music change though.
Not the music and the graphics. I would also argue that the original is a lot harder due to item balance.
>Not the music
Agree
>and the graphics
Disagree. Original's graphics was ugly-sketches-tier with pisspoor animation. Was rushed as frick.
>Disagree. Original's graphics was ugly-sketches-tier with pisspoor animation. Was rushed as frick.
This is going to sound odd, but that's what I love about it. The art is so "raw" because it's akin to a stream-of-consciousness from the author himself. You can call it "doodles" but I call it artistic integrity; a direct stream from Edmund's crazy mind right into his art. A rough, sketchy, deranged artstyle fits splendidly for what the game is going for. Rebirth's style loses the dynamism and edge in lieu of a more rigid, generic, pristine and "perfect" look. I play Edmund's games because I want to see his crooked mind on display. All of his games before were drawn by him, and he developed fans because of HIS art, not because of facsimiles done by strangers.
Also, a ton of detail is lost going from lossless vector art to the pixel artstyle. There's a lot of items and other graphics that have just completely lost the detail from the original game. It would help if the pixel art featured in Rebirth was actually trying to be faithful but a lot of it isn't, not to mention a ton of just plain bad spiriting. There's numerous examples of this.
And keep in mind, it's not like Rebirth actually faithfully adapted the graphics into its own style. There's a lot that isn't meaningfully captured in the transition. I can name, numerous, NUMEROUS examples.
Calm down anon the original isaac was literally just made for a gamejam, pretty sure edmund was fricking around one day and it somehow became a hit.
You don't understand. I am fully convinced that the original Flash Isaac, in its presentation and its storytelling, is genuinely an ascendant work of contemporary fiction, and Rebirth more often than not is a crude facsimile of it.
my homie it was literally some doodles made by a fat moron one weekend
Some of the greatest games of all time were made in huge time crunches. A ton of beloved second/third generation games had development times that didn't even last longer than a year. Isaac and Wrath of the Lamb were both made in about three each, plus the time spent on the Halloween Update. I'd argue these tight crunches can result in focused, astounding creative displays of passion and diligence.
And Edmund can (or at least) is able to fricking draw. He had a huge wealth of art (and games) done before Isaac. There's a difference between an amateur doodling and an artist doodling.
it wasn't "crunch", it was a gamejam entry. I'm not even sure if it won lol
That "game jam" story was between Himsl and Edmund making a prototype for the game, and it wasn't a competition, just a thing the two did by their lonesome. Once they settled on the concept, they then went into development, which lasted for three months. Edmund keeps his development times short as a personal rule as he believes in making smaller games They obviously did not make the entire original game in a weekend.
huh, I thought it was for ludum dare or something but maybe I'm mixing it up with another indie game around that time.
I agree except for the music, original OST is way better.
Music is trash compared to the original and considering 500% of the game is repeating the same shit over and over to the point where enemies and items get burnt into your brain and retinas this is one of the things I care about the most, really...
boi peaked with wotl and you can't change my mind
Falcom used to be the masters of doing that.
>Oath in Felghana
>Chronicles
>The Dark Revenant
be careful you'll summon the dawn of ys gays
chronicles is soulless as frick
Resident Evil 1
I fricking wish for a RE2 remaster like 1
that remake changed everything
>JILL SANDWHICH
I agree but contrarians will claim that flat bright colors make the original better, when the Remake literally made a modern version of a retro game and it was the peak of the medium
Thank God for RE2R, it made the downward turn from then in more bearable before hitting rock bottom with RE3R
No the original re is better because it doesn't have slop like Lisa Trevor, bloat like the garden/graveyard section, and speedrun bait like crimson heads
Speedrun bait? Only if your not a pussy, added content that adds to the atmosphere/lore doesnt make it worse. Sorry but I disagree, even if that were true their small aspects of the game while overall mostly everything was improved
>flat bright colors
This is exactly the reason why it's better. The mansion is nothing but a decoy and a deathtrap and those colors fit to that. In REmake the mansion becomes your average "le spoopy" mansion from 1886.
This. It's the only remake that is perfect. Every other remake shits the bed at some point
>There has never been a single remake/remaster better than the original
Mikami agrees, don't ask him about it
jagged edges and weird ps1 texturing is what keeps bringing me back to replay re1 every now and then.
shan't be touching remaster.
Master of Unlocking says otherwise.
N-gays are delusional, it has some stupid shit like burning corpses(fuel is limited) and new locations and they aren't good and ruin pacing. People hyped it only because it was Nintendo exclusive for so long.
I always use REmake 1 as the standard for a remake, no remake in gaming history has ever come close. We were spoiled early in life.
Hoping MGS3make breaks the cycle.
I prefer 1996 for its atmosphere
But of all the remakes I've played this is definitely the best one
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grim
What
lurk moar
poopensharten
did anyone ever do TV comedy skits better than these two
Dave Chapelle or Whitest Kids You Know is the closest one but they suffered from not having the budget. I guess maybe Sam Hyde was pretty good too but holy shit. you can go up to anyone and say "Aaron" and they will instinctively say "ay- ay ron" because of this show.
They certainly were lightning in a bottle, that's for sure
>Dave Chapelle or Whitest Kids You Know is the closest one but they suffered from not having the budget.
All of them don't need a big budget to make this stuff. Just a camera, set and crew
Mr. Show is up there
Hate these two unfunny homosexuals. They ruined MadTV then went on to ruin more television.
>Schalke
hoh
LO GNOMO ARMATO DI ASCIA
that's a duende coglione
you made me spit out my drink testa di cazzo, ti amo
DUENDE?
Imagine being afraid of a tiny little man
Bro, you don't frick with fairies - they are creatures beyond human comprehension
>Bro, you don't frick with fairies
Speak for yourself
sauce
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6901807?q=parent%3A6901807
Thank you, the thing she's hugging though, i thought it was a wiener bulge kek, not really into fairy porn unless it's tiny fairy with normal sized man.
manlets are the ones you should fear most, they have the least to lose
hey anon, what's your name? just curious
jamal
Do i get cursed anyway by giving them a fake name? I always tell people who ask that my name is joe, unless it's for a job interview or something like that.
>lying to the spirits
you'd best know what you're doing
Duendes are like super strong dude, they will kick your ass
DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE RABBITS DAVID?
Gnomes are not real and we won't hurt you.
>we
huh
CIA is going to ddos Ganker now, thanks a lot moron
DIOS MIO EL DUENDE AY AY AY
If you must piss off the fae, be sure to wear some iron on your person.
Can confirm. I work forestry and one time i have suddenly ended up in a flower field with strangly arranged flowers that haven't been there before - felt like i ended up stepping into some kind of dimensional valleys inbetween.
Place looked like no human soul has stepped into it for centuries and then suddenly thing went super foggy and i heard an old voice screaming "PLACE NOT SAFE , LEAVE NOW". I grabbed my iron and walked through the dense for what felt like 30 minutes before it suddenly vanished and i ended up back infront of one of the local tons. My coworkers say someone pulled a prank on me but the locals and older guys within my company say that the place i visited is in fact real.
It's funny to read this now that it's a type matchup in pokeyman.
High-carbon steel doesn't affect fey though, only regular iron.
Our buildings using Iron and Steel in their foundations is the reason why everyone thinks fairies aren't real because many metals are toxic to them.
>he doesn't always have a big iron on his hip.
Wild West versus fey creatures game when?
Resident Evil 1, Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil 4, Persona 3 Reload, Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, Pokemon HeartGold + SoulSilver, Metroid Prime Switch, Metal Gear Solid Twin Snakes.
All superior to the original versions
>Metal Gear Solid Twin Snakes
thank god its free to post on this site because it would be a waste of fricking money to make posts when you have opinions like this
Resident Evil 1 is the only correct answer here.
Resident Evil Remake
I looked
Holy soul
mystery gnome
because they keep fricking censoring shit
this game lacks the hats https://youtu.be/X3HoeVeqDN0
good doggos
man, the ur mom will die meta is really advancing. Is this tournament legal?
wait until we get some dragon tier "your mom will die in her sleep tonight" pasta that fricks with the rules of reality. it happened in mugen so i dont see why it couldnt happen irl
Good boys.
You only need Immunity Dog. He needs no Amigos and is immune to any attempts to nullify him no matter what.
good doggos
good doggos
Good doggos
good doggos
good doggos
This video always freaked me out.
Though anytime you're watching a spoopy video from Latin America, you have to turn the volume down.
link?
RE2
Oddworld New n Tasty is the worst remake i have ever played. The most soulless rebaked game imaginable.
The MediEvil remake is basically superior. If you think it isn't, tell me why you think this.
I guess you didn't play Soulstorm, then...
Didn't like Medievil remake's graphics, looked like Overwatch.
Why would i play Soulstorm after playing NewnTasty i ain't a masochist
aoe2 DE
Metroid Zero Mission
>Thousands of cultures the world over have gnomes or gnome-like creatures in their lore
>"No such thing as gnomes anon, now put down the gun"
I won't let them trick me again
AOE2 DE is better than the original release.
HGSS is also better than GSC
mimimimimimi
>video of chechen soldiers finding a gnome keeps getting taken down
>every time i try to save it the video is corrupted
Who is doing this?
Big Gnome
Globognomo
>gnomes ain't real
this is either some good cgi or some perspective frickery, I can't tell tbh.
look at how it moves, its a puppeteer
it's perspective, the POV is from some sort of tall bus or parade car, and the wall to the left is pretty big compared to the guy
>t. huezilian
Hurricane Cart is now hiring goblins for the role of Big Fluffy
OK so this is the only footage, if it was real, of a gnome to exist, right?
And it just shows it doing a backflip from a wall.
Think moron there would be footage of it before and after the backflip
It's perspective frickery. It's a big ass hall. There's this weird south american movement of people in costumes moving around in a carnival bus dancing and doing weird shit on the streets
god bless hues and their stupid shit
WTF HAS THE INVASION ALREADY STARTED???
my genuine answer has got to be that Shadow man got a proper remaster
I forgot that i still have to play this game. Except I just can't justify buying it for some reason, and I've heard the PS1 and N64 ports are shit.
It's times like this that I wish I had friends that would gift me games. But I'll just attempt to play signalis for the 5th time instead I guess.
Came to post this. I finished it and it's great.
gnome footage REALL!!!!!!11 (el duende)
Pokemon Heart Gold Soul Silver are great remakes, though it's debatable if they are 100% better. Lots of differences that hold it back from being perfect remakes.
what am i lookjng at here? elfs?
source?
Gnomes and fairies are real. Skinwalkers are mostly a meme. They aren't these deer creatures prowling the woods like in the fake reddit stories. They're just evil Indian witches who can assume the form of animals.
>Gnomes and fairies are real.
Oh really?
How do you find them?
nice try gargamel
By hoping they accidently stumble into our dimension/frequency. Judging from their reactions their used to walking right by us without us seeing them. Salvia Divinorum lets you vibrate at the right frequency. They may play a big role behind the scenes in how time operates or how we perceive it. Ever hear of Clockwork elves?
What substance will cause me to see clockwork elves? DMT? I kinda don't wanna go on a trip that harsh though
Thinking about trying mushrooms again, but idk whats a good strain
>Skinwalkers are mostly a meme. They aren't these deer creatures prowling the woods like in the fake reddit stories.
Cope.
>skinwalkers are butthole iroquis/new york Indian witch doctors
>preddit appropriates native culchur to make them global boogeymen for their unscary stories
I'm still lolling
I support them in this cause it pisses off shitians to no end
they're navajo
Also: Witches are definitely real. We still got official witch circles going even today.
duende real?
Odin Sphere
Nice. I was hoping to see someone else mention Leifthrasir.
Yup, came here to post this. Direct upgrade over the original, and if you're the type who likes a less polished game simply because it's the original they included that too.
I would put Grimgrimoire OnceMore in the same category. Although the leap in quality isn't as noticeable, there's still no reason to play the original over it. Vanillaware does it best.
>Ganker is so creatively bankrupt it has resorted to posting tiktok memes from 2 years ago
grim
Metroid Zero Mission
>inb4 le stealth section
sc remaster because it only added things and didn't split the online community allowing vanilla and remaster to play together
IS THAT EL DUENDE DE SALTA?
AAAAAAAAAAAGHHGGHAAHGFH
gnomes are real and they are the only explanation on why my shit disappears and show up randomly
Kingdom Hearts I.5 and II.5.
whoops now at a normal resolution
Mega man powered up is better than the original. Also maverick hunter x generally plays worse as x but has QoL to make up for it. MHX really shines with Vile mode which is the peak of the X franchise imo. Also Pokemon FR and LG are great remakes. Everyone already mentioned HG/SS
NieR Replicant v1.22
Tony Hawk Remakes
That reminds me of the story my dad told me about one of our old female relatives
>happened somewhen around 1880-1890
>rural Germany
>she was kind of a weird girl who constantly talked about fairy tales and fantastical creatures like fairies, gnomes and similar- and she claimed ever since she was a child she'd go in the woods and play with the fae and gnomes living there
>all of our family and friends thought she was just kind of a silly kid - nothing too worrying
>ends up marrying
>even during their marriage she would still regularly talk about the fairies in the woods and how she is spending time with them
>after like 50 years of marriage her husband dies
>and not shortly after she just randomly disappears
>nobody knows where she has gone
>the house she was living in was in normal condition
>her son found her clothes on her bed like she was preparing for something
>people assumed she walked into the forest and got lost due to her aging body or dementia
>fast forward like 5 years
>her son who was now living in the house and who assumed that she died finds her lying in the backyard garden
>with a smile on her face - just peacefully there - dead
>like she just died a few hours ago
>wearing the outfit she was always wearing
People thought the fae took her in for some time.
spooky..
>grandma fricks off to ride some dicks at an old age
>comes back after a few years when said dicks won't support her
>son kills her
>OMG THE FAE DID IT
lol
lmao
an entire colony of fairy dicks that werent able satisfy the town prostitute is proof theyre real
>instantly thinks about a old lady getting ganbanged and killed
you have some problems pal
I'm just talking from "experience", anon. My great-grandfather was the nicest person on Earth (well, at least according to my grandmother and mother, I don't remember much of him), was relatively rich for the time - owned his own factory with dozens of workers and shit, yet my great-grandmother left him at fricking 70 for some other dude. After nearly 50 years of marriage. Shit's fricked sometimes.
How did he take it?
fricks off to ride some dicks at an old age
Frick that's hot
I'm quite fricking certain I've read this exact same greentext before, is this a pasta?
Nope.
which region?
>rural germany
Yes, the rhineland, bavaria, thuringia?
Area around Ulm - so Baden/Bavaria
Uhh, State New York.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_lightning
My grand father saw on these things rushing in his house and fricking around for 3-4 seconds before getting out. He didn't want to have a television until the 70's because he was scared it would come back
My grandparents and parents were always worried about these, but they seem to have disappeared. Maybe our modern electric grid changed things?
Do fan made ones count?
Pathologic 2.
Erm... that's not a remaster thoe...?
It's a remake/sequel
okami hd is better than base okami
We know gnomes and other fae are real because their appearance turns us off. We look at the faces of these morbid human-like creatures and feel fear and disgust.
Where is this feeling coming from? There must have been something our long gone ancestors experienced to cause this kind of reaction. Like humans fear spiders due to spiders being poisonous. Or us feeling ill and vomiting whenever we see and smell something foul and rotten. Our ancestors met those those uncanny creatures and the experience was not a good one.
They are dangerous, theres little people in Africa that will shoot you with poison arrows. They also possibly kidnapped our children but now it seems like they have a bond with them and will show themselves to kids and make funny faces
They alright
There was a guy on /x/ who said that he entered a parallel world when he was hiking and he was ambushed by an ape-like thing that could speak and it tried to eat him.
He have a trip? Id like to talk to him, what area of the country? Different kinds of Bigfoot. The Myakka ape is exactly what some people think Neaderthals looked like. We come from Africa, we apply our features on them despite them,living in Ice Age Europe, they most definitely were covered in fur, and have eyeshine as they hunted giant bears and tigers at night. Apex predator like this world had never seen. The boogeyman
That's why whites are 'superior' we were,forced to evolve because we had to deal with these frickers for 100's probably thousands of years, that's why we have their DNA, they terrorized us. Humanitys greatest enemy
Outside of Bigfoot the closet thing to them today with the largest amount of their DNA is...
Jews
Imagine these things hunting in packs with the ability to use spears. How'd our ancestors do it bros?
Oh hey I remember this. Some shizo on /misc/ or /x/ would spam images of this ape man and claim Neanderthals were basically that. He was a creationist and the shizo rants were basically arguments to dismiss the neanderthals as being related to man and instead being a beastly ape that didn't survive the flood.
you are telling that is a gnome? gnomes are real??
I think this is pretty cool.
those remakes are great, yeah
god bless those master system having huemonkies
Gnomes are very powerful
Gnomes are real.
t. yuropean living next to the woods
SMT 1/2 PS1 remakes are way better than the snes games imo.
Yakuza Kiwami 1-2
Leaf Green
Soul Silver (although it holds your hand a bit more)
Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Romancing Saga Minstrel Song is a near perfect remake and also the characters look like duendes
>Gnomes are real
My training has prepared me for this.
do NOT go gnomehunting alone, Anon.
I lost an eye during the great group beats of 2017, near the Black Forest.
Pesky creatures, they are
I'll just wear eye protection. They're even smaller than midges, what can they possibly do? Shame on you for getting defeated by them, but I'm assuming you're just a manlet.
Yes, eye protection will do you good. Just like iron, bring lots of iron until you can't carry any more! I hear those pesky gnomes just hate iron, yes they do. Mmmhmm!
>He thinks he stands a chance against mischevous gnomes
ANON NO
They'll giggle while they're twisting your testicles off!!
Nier Replicant v.12242069 and Trials of Mana are monumentally better than the originals.
>Nier Replicant v.12242069
is there any way to mod back in the original music? heard the new shadowlord and don't like it
System Shock, mainly because the original is so ancient
Why do you like to lie?
>t. gnome
Yakuza: Kiwami.
Tomb Raider Anniversary
Shadow Man Remastered, Kirby Super Star Deluxe, Super Castlevania IV, Kyuuyaku Megami Tensei, Dawn of Souls FF
I'm a KDE man myself.
Sid Meier's Pirates!
Railroad Tycoon
THIS DIMENSION ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US...
It's a fricking dog
Star Control 2 is basically a remake.
wrong
TELL ME ABOUT THE GNOME
WHY DO THEY WEAR THE HATS?
No seriously, what's the deal with the pointed hats?
They look nice. Why does anybody wear anything?
>They look nice
They're fuggin dunce caps, the hell are you smoking?
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
>What the hell are you smoking?
Only the finest herbs found within the deepest forests. But don't go there, I bet there's gnooomes! Ooooo! You're scared, aren't you?
if you were that short you would also wear the tallest hat you could find
That's how they get you, they run up and stick the pointy end into your ankles. When you fall over, they go for your throat
>every culture in the world has stories about tiny midget people living in tiny houses or caves
>NOOOOO THEY ARE NOT REAL!!!! OH MY SCIENCE!!!!!!
The problem about remake culture is that game companies have been doing it safe and remaking games that doesn't need a remake instead of remaking games that were shit and deserves a remake.
"Hey kid, check out this hi-def remake of that shitty game 40 Winks!" Brand appeal is a thing, dummy
>games that were shit and deserves a remake
You mean like Silent Hill 2? Looks great!
Gnomes/Fae and UFOs are the same phenomena.
They can take on many forms, and intentionally do unbelievable things to make themselves not be taken seriously.
Gnomes are definitely real., I mostly saw glimpses and shadows in our garden when I lived with my parents. Most notable encounter I ever had was when I was about 10 feet away from one and I had was showing it my palm full of store bought mushrooms, they probably have a keen sense of smell and don’t care for portabellas. I heard them a lot, though. Mostly laughter. I do wonder what gnome humour is like.
Quack 2 remaster is THE definitive way to play it.
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Little monkey fella
Bottles the mind.
Gnomes, elves, fairies, dwarves, whatever you want to call them: They exist.
Countless cultures have words or stories about them, and one thing you can count on is that before the modern era, your average person had a very real fear of the fairies deep within the woods.
Yet, the explanation isn't necessarily paranormal. That is, if you believe that the survival of primitive neolithic peoples well into the medieval era is in no way spooky.
Their nimbleness and ability to hide, a skill given by their hunter-gatherer lives. The legends of fairies stealing children, a necessary practice to keep the gene pool fresh. Cattle or people being 'Elf shot' the effect of poison darts.
Many peoples, the Anglo invaders, the Saxons, Jutes, etc, were terrified of this threat they could do nothing about.
Cultures were afraid of gnomes, elves and fairies for a reason.
Is that a penguin?
Gnome
kirby super star ultra, ocarina of time 3d
risk of rain returns
Atlus remakes are consistently better, P3R is miles ahead of P3P
REmake 1-2-4 are better
and ofc, pic rel is the king of remakes
Its goofiness reminds me of this. Is that even supposed to be scary?
>Is that even supposed to be scary?
it's a domestic duende, so no more scary than having a stranger in your house claiming to be lord of ("duen de") the house. keep it happy, and it might even do some chores for you in the dead of night
The taxman and widescreen versions of the classic Sonic games is the better way to play all of them. Sonic Triple Trouble 16bit is also a much better game than the original
Sound is fricked on any platform that isn't the original MD1
>There has never been a single remake/remaster better than the original
Was having a voice call with a friend at the start of a year when he suddenly freaked out and claimed he saw something in his room. Suddenly started screaming and claimed that some tiny man was trying to steal his glasses and the next day he couldn't even remember any of that happened.
And no. He wasn't high or drunk. He never does drugs.
Memory loss is a common symptom described in missing 411.
>inb4 D*vid P*ulides screeching
There has, plenty of times, but you will never admit it because anything slightly different is objectively worse to you.
this too
as godlike as YS 3's soundtrack is, the actual gameplay is dogshit no matter what version you play
Oath in Felghana finally makes it a good game
*blocks your path*
gnome armed with axe let's go
The worst is when a remake makes some objective improvements over the original but leaves behind beloved essential features
Like the Mystery Dungeon RB teams
>There has never been a single remake/remaster better than the original
newbies, all of you.
Quake 2
Half Life 25th Anniversary
The Turok Trillogy
Shadow Man
Age of Empires 2 Definitive Edition
Duke Nukem 3d Megaton Edition Frick you Randy Dickford for removing this game
Shadow Warrior Redux
System Shock Remake
Wing Commander: Kilrathi Saga, the OG and first made Remaster
Battlezone 98 Redux
Battlezone: Combat Commander
Starcraft Remastered
Command and Conquer Remastered
Resident Evil Remakes
Stronghold Remastered
Burnout Paradise Remastered
And the now recent Tomb Raider Remastered Trilogy
All are good and you suck wieners OP.
>gnomes could be ITT rn
Couldn't be me.
Gnomes aren't real and we would never hurt you
i cry everyday
My uncle swore he saw leprechauns (gnomes) when he was 9 years old. It happened when he stayed overnight at his relative’s farmhouse located in the countryside, a few hours’ drive from his home. He said he was sound asleep in bed, and then suddenly he woke up. It was very early morning and starting to get light outside. Everyone else in the house was sleeping. He sat up in bed, looked out a bedroom window and thought he saw three leprechauns standing in a field next to the farm house.
He couldn’t believe his eyes but yes, they were standing roughly 50 feet away from the house. He was amazed and intrigued by it. He needed to verify he wasn’t dreaming and so he stood up and walked to the window to get a better view. . They were there, they were real, but obviously not of this world. They were dressed alike - green pants, long sleeve jackets, black boots. They were energetic and animated, talked quickly with high pitched voices. He couldn’t understand what they were saying, but they appeared to be very happy, smiling and laughing. He could also hear music faintly with an unknown melody. The leprechauns had no instruments, he couldn’t recall any instruments that made the sounds, it seemed the music was emanating from their presence. They looked directly at him several times. They were aware he was watching them and they were allowing it.
I love threads like this. Shame /x/ is such a moronic board.
Avernum was a great remake of the Exile series.
>b-but speall creation
completely useless.
Anyone who grew up somewhat close to the countryside knows gnomes and fae are real. Everyone got their own weird experiences and encounters with them. City slackers don't understand.
>every culture on Earth has myths about gnomes and gnome-like creatures be it the native americans, the africans, the europeans or the east asians
>despite barely itneracting with one another
>and each culture having their own unique different background
>yet they all came up with their own rites and rituals regarding those gnomes
the switch remaster would be a strong contender if the gba release wasn't basically its own game
>if only for the fact
sorry, just woke up
mr bean sex
heartgold/soul silver
Fairies are real considering that those myths and traditions have been around for over a thousand years. You would think that at some point people find out if something is lying about those creatures existing.
apart from:-
Demon's Souls
Dark Souls
Skyrim
Dead Space
R:E 1, 2 and 4
Bioshock 1 and 2
>demon's souls
Hue
>Dark Souls
LMFAO
show the original pc release without mods
clueless.
When you run the DSPTD on PC it's locked to 720p 30fps.
So because the original release was bad it makes the remaster good?
No it means they're both shit
The fact that the original with a fricking fan mod that was released on day 1 looks better than the """remaster""" that came out several years later is pathetic
What's your defense for the armor looking like dirty cheap plastic in Demastered?
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Gnomes are our truest friends but we're killing the world we share. :^(
NEVER leave candy out in the woods. EVER.
Never enter the woods period. You have no ideas what horrors await you.
Anyone who says
>dude its just a bunch of trees
Has never entered an actual forest
Feral people scare me more than anything, just a small clan of inbred crazies living in the wilderness
Must be some tough creatures when they can still thrive despite all the other things in an old-growth forest.
is 9mm enough to stop skinwalkers?
the frick's going on in this thread
anyway, this remaster is objectively better than the original because it restores all the content that was cut out for localization reasons in the original
My granddad used to live with his parents near the woods and he told me about the rock people. They looked like rocks with tiny eyes, limbs and mouths. He used to leave them food in the garden and he'd look at them slowly eat.
Does Ganker ever talk about any bizarre experiences they've had in the woods? If not, there's no way any of this shit is real, they are the ones that actually do it the most.
Of course they do. Just like this thread there are people who insist that they have seen paranormal creatures and experienced weird events while others call them liars and bullshitters.
/k/ used to have innawoods threads
Ganker leaving their basement is as likely as Ganker playing video games instead of just talking about the idea of it.
I saw ghosts the most when I was younger. I have those memories to this day, I don't see them anymore but if I can see white-ish beings that float and disappear going through walls and just don't do anything to you I can't imagine the freaks that exist in the woods.
You will only see a gnome if it wants to be seen. I saw one once. With my naked eyes — not psychically.
The thing about faeries, though, is they are dangerous and not fond of humans at all. (Yes, gnomes are faeries, but not like Tinkerbell. They are about 3 feet tall.) If you reach out to them, they may harm you or make you disappear into the realm of faerie
Forest gnomes usually leave you alone unless you venture deep into old woods and start killing trees or some other stupid shit.
Be wary of actual dangers like bears, wolves, ticks, widowmakers and especially widowmakers and prepare accordingly.
Absolutely DO NOT click
>ask if gnomes are real
>Europeans tell me to shut and stop asking questions
Why?
It's an european thing. You would't get it, you being brown and all.
>he's afraid of gnomes
>doesn't know the real threat
Troll women kidnap human men for husbands
GNOME CHOMPSKI???
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Up the airy mountain,
Down the rushy glen,
We dare not go a-hunting,
For fear of little men
Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver are one of the only genuinely good remakes.
>dead space
>arguably re4
Wow that was hard.
final fantasy 3 pixel remaster
peppino if he real
one of my favorite h artists recently made a remake of a cg set from 2011 that I gooned at while in high school and it's just the same thing but better in every way so I disagree on that one
sauce?
"Otouto Okashite Remake" on sad panda website
I was given autism by a powerful wizard living in St. Louis at the time. I happened upon his ritual behind Culvers and disrupted it with my mortal bumbling. Two days after this incident Hearts of Iron appeared in my Steam library.
>missed out on the gnome thread
I am actually so upset about this,
Halo 2A (once it got patched).
I would argue the Destroy All Humans 1 and 2 remakes were better. They kept all of the original content and added more without detracting from the style. I was a huge fan of the originals and played them endlessly and I consider the remakes better games.
Skyward Sword. Has almost all the same flaws of the original and looks slightly better without altering the style.
>Xenoblade Chronicles DE
>Ocarina of Time 3D
>Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon
>Pokemon G1 and G2 remakes (G3 too if you don´t care about Frontier Battle)
>All 3 Zelda HD remakes
>RE1
>Metroid Prime Remastered
>AoE2 DE
They are by no means the norm, but they do exists.
>Xenoblade Chronicles DE
>Ocarina of Time 3D
Looks like fricking shit
Original is far better, same with MM
Diablo 2 resurrected
Its just Tyrone, you frickwits.
The American remake of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
The Epic Mickey remake is gonna do it
>remake has more soul than the original
Dumbass asiaticspammer
Remake culture is a disease that will eventually destroy your sense of time and place.
It renders all things, even your memories, into slop for the sake of profiteering corpos who will continue to exploit your lack of impulse control until they rob you of even your childhood.
Frick them all.
>Anno Domini 2020+4
>smartphones still revert to early Nokia camera phone quality the moment something spooky appears
Cryptids must have some technology dampening field or something.
OP's photo is from an old ass video though.
yeah you know the folks at skinwalker ranch claim the same
>paranormal shit happens
>but it's right between the 8 cctv cams watching the area from all angles
I'm using a 'smart'phone from about five years ago and I had trouble filming a hummingbird with the front camera, which as I understand it is an android problem (stabilization)
The only paranormal experience I've had was in 3rd grade where me and a friend were walking by the bathroom, the door is kept open and we stopped just outside to watch 2 kids in there. They were doing the bloody mary thing and I shit you not on the third repetition the light flickered off and one of the stall doors slammed super hard and we all ran out of there. I was so scared of that bathroom and another that was supposedly haunted that I would not go into them all the way until I graduated middle school. To this day I have no idea how that happened since as far as I know there was only two kids in there and the lights switches were also not accessible to anyone
One thing that is kinda true behind all super natural shit is that you just don't provoke them or say you want to see them. No matter if it's fairy Black folk, ayys, or spoopy ghosts.
I was playing WaW zombies in my friend's basement around midnight many years ago and on a dog round cue (FETCH ME THEIR SOULS) the power went out
Sometimes things just happen
One time I think Bigfoot crawled down my window. It was big, brown and crawled like a sloth.
I meen it might've been a sloth but that's just crazy.
a wendigo (female) molested me as a kid
lucky
They appear as if they would enjoy the company of homosexual sapiens
Wrong.
Argentina, that was filmed in Argentina, Guemes city, i know this video very well, still on youtube under "El duende de guemes" title. I know this because i was obssesed with this video, and i was obssesed with this video because that thing is real, and i know that because my brother and i saw the same fricking thing, EXACTLY LIKE THAT ONE, and it wasn't a fricking glimpse, we saw it for HOURS outside our window... In the city of Funes in the province of Santa Fe, i saw that magical creature. believe me, there are gnomes in Argentina. im not sure now, i did everything i studied the fricking literature, the celts where right and wrong. You wanna see this thing? go to "La Cumbrecita" province of Cordoba or maybe "Villa General Belgrano" humble yourself and walk the forest at night, the locals play dumb, but look at the statues and the drawings on the houses, look at the culture... these things are real
I could kick a gnome's ass
first thing you feel it's the most incredible and unreal leg shutoff boddy stiffing soul sinking fear when you see one, almost like if evolution taugh us that those things are death and misery
Why are Ganker threads on the paranormal better than /x/ threads on the same subject?
many such cases. same with Ganker threads
The people on /x/ are genuinely kind of odd.
They have "issues", like actual mental health issues, not like Ganker where the worst issue is typically jerking off to Pokémon / e-girl / sonic / whatever at the age of 36 or something.
People there like to vaguepost and LARP because it makes them feel powerful and it's pathetic and has driven the board quality wayyyyy down. There's still good threads there but for the most part it's generally a shithole.
VERY few people on /x/ are actually "into" the paranomal the way people on Ganker are "into" video games, you feel me?
The amount of people on /x/ who read "actual" arcane occultic literature (rather than Etsy witch shit that is sold on Barnes & Noble display tables) and obscurantist religious texts & anthropological studies on ancient myths, religions, and mystery schools and etc. etc. are SLIM; further, the amount of actual practicing and initiated / self-initiated occultists, mages, wizards, druids, and the like are even further slim.
But both groups do exist, but it's like less than 3% of the /x/ total population. Most people are there to shitpost, read creepy pasta, and learn how to summon a succubus / manifest a tulpa / other sex-related occultic desire.
It's Ganker's curse of a board for x subject being the worst place to discuss it. Familiarity breeds contempt, the more threads you have discussing something the more time you have for moronic memes and feuds to take root. And they take precedence of discussion over the shit that's been talked to death.
/x/ has the dude that sends drones to investigate the bottom of lake Tahoe so that's one point for them. Unfortunately for every guy like that there's a dozen unironic flat earthers
Resident Evil REmake (2002)
Next thread.
>Trance system sound 009 starts playing
Respect Gnomes
Risk of Rain Returns.
>B-b-but muh-
Meaningless spiteful contrarianism.
came here to post this. utter masterpiece of a game. I do agree that 99% of the remakes are pure dogshit but there's no shame in admitting a miracle when one of them turns out great
Is it time?
I've never seen a gnome or fairy but I've several experiences with ghosts, and I spoke to my father a few times after he died. I also grew up in a very small mountain town and I've been stalked through the woods by something while fricking around at night as a kid. There's definitely more to the universe than a lot of people want to think.
checked, tell me more about your father's ghost.
He visited me a few times in the months after he died just to visit and ask me how I was doing. I assume he stopped because he moved on to whatever comes next. It was a pretty intense experience but there's no feeling like knowing for absolute certain that death isn't the end.
Currently best thread on Ganker. Redpill me on gnomes bros. Can i summon them to frick with my Black person neighbor? I live in Jacksonville, i think gnomes would fit right in here
You don't frick with fae or else you're inviting evil upon yourself. If they decide to live on your property then they'll do you little favors and you repay them by leaving food and drinks out at night.
This. Attempting to communicate with the spirits on your own is suicidal. You are more likely to encounter them in rural areas and if you ever encounter them - just let them do their thing and occasionally offer them a tribute.
>Skinwalkers are evil
This is just fricking wrong. Skinwalkers are known to be simply guardian of forests that punish those that trespass and do wrong. Forests are perfectly fricking safe. Stop worrying so much and just go camping.
t. Human McMan
Now there’s a name I can trust
I never played Halo 2, so the remaster to me seemed like a direct upgrade in every single way.
>turns your soulful 5/10 jank into objectively perfect 7.5/10 flawed gem masterpiece in your path
bros, my cat brought in a little red pointed hat last night. should i be worried?
If you think about it Bigfoot is the most plausible cryptid.
I'm not saying its real but compared to other things like the skinwalker, mothman or loveland frogman, like come on - you cant say bigfoot isnt wayyy more plausible than every other schizoid being you here about.
Like how long have people been in the americas? 500 years? And im supposed to believe all of those foresty rocky ranges are fully explored and documented?
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what is this sound Ganker
deer
Live A Live's remake was miles better than the original snes one.
I JUST WANNA LIVE THE GNOME LIFE MAN
I prefer the PS1 version of FF1 to the NES version, though the GBA and PSP versions go too far. I've yet to play the MSX or PR versions.
REmake 1
REmake 4 - never liked OG 4 as much as 1-3, gunplay is harder and more engaging plain and simple
Twin Snake - yeah I said it, the voice acting sucked ass in the og too
OoT 3D - frick off with your muh Ganon lighting nitpicking
MM 3D - project restoration obviously
Zero Mission - Metroid 1 was kinda shit
AM2R - Metroid 2 was kinda shit too, as is the official remake
>REmake 1
Wrong
>REmake 4
Wronger
4 was never great it ruined the franchise for the next several games, at least REmake 4 makes the casual shootbang feel slightly more expansive like a proper RE game. Peak was and will always be classic RE2.
I feel like all the remakes (especially the newer ones) just aren't nearly as charming as the originals in a lot of ways, and in a game known for the cheesy characters and arcade action like 4 it really shows.
The remakes are better games yes but they lost all the charm and identity that the original games had. They are incredibly clean and safe.