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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This poor girl's spine is broken! BROKEN!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women and simps are so fricking pathetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And my hands didn't even get hurt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TOBLEROOOOOOOONE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That picture has been removed from the internet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have no idea what I'm talking about

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              clearly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TOBLEROOOOOOOONE

          holy shit that's an old meme.
          What was the original doujin anyway?
          >removed from the internet
          Sadly. I've been trying to find it for years now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a from a full doujin. It's a one off from a jap blog, back when jap blogs were where japs posted most of their art.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          skill issue

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >via 9gag
            jesus, I guess that's an oldgay site these days

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was indeed the only place that turned out to have it. Upon further research, there are also other archived copies. No source on the doujin's artist tho

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TOBLEROOOOOOOONE

            What's the name?
            I've read Mai's Daily Life back in the day but this looks mildly familiar.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's an FFXIII doujin

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Search FFXIII doujins with guro in sadpanda
                >No results
                Wow, it's fricking nothing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                IIRC back then people researched this and it wasn't a doujin but a stand alone image or like a image set of 2-3

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a single image from an old japanese ryona site. There isn't any more.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There it is!!!!!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Absolute legend

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HONEY
        OOOOOOOOOOOATS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SHIT, HURTS MY HANDS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue

        topkek
        Haven't seen that in ages.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even the Jack-O pose is a real thing that real girls can actually do IRL if they are disciplined and practice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHO?! I GOTTA NUT!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shuu vayu

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh man, I'm gonna be badly chaffed tonight!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not even some OnlyFans shit
            >just regular short videos on vanilla YouTube
            Wew fricking lad. All these thumbnails, I can't even decide which one to bust to.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wtf she's trying to appeal to chuds??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can we insert our penis inside her vegana when she's doing this pose? Or would that hurt her in some way?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          generally veganas aren't designed to take multiple dicks at once

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            underrated

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what about with practice and discipline?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Penises are generally less fat than baby heads and veganas are designed to shit out babies. Therefore they are also designed to take multiple dicks at once.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you do it very slowly it wirks, but if you try to pound her it's gonna hurt her back

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >can we insert our penis inside her vegana when she's doing this pose?
          You could, but you'd need to be tall, and you'd either need a downward curve on your peanus weanus or to approach her vegana at a downward angle somehow (maybe by laying on a table above her with a hole cut out of it). It's not going to be very easy to just stand next to her and extend your peanus weanus horizontally into it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if I get inserted then spin my entire body like a helicopter

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its got sound so I can't post it here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                based

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Love the clap push ups he does. Also makes me kek that the actress is trying to moan like she's into it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what a pro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not you but Chad Thunderwiener could

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >can we insert our penis inside her vegana when she's doing this pose? Or would that hurt her in some way?
          You could but it will not feel very good, for either of you and it will be extremely taxing which will make the sex kind of lame. It does look hot though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fricking manlets

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the foot on her head is absolutely necessary to produce instant lubrication

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            I've drawn what are basically the only viable entry pathways. You would need to be able to achieve one of these

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Name this pose.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                flying dutchman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Dinker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Tachikoma

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Invincible Windmill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                maybe these chinamen aren't so bad after all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jack-O man turn

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Superman

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              in this pose, you are supposed to spin in a circle

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kino. Im going to the gym right now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What am I even looking at

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Judging by what seems to be the foot holders, a luxury frickstation.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Edward VII sex chair made for threesomes.

                Maybe I’m autistic or moronic but I can’t make sense of how it works can you please explain it for me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think the dude lays down on the bottom and one girl uses the foot holds by his neck to squat so he can eat her out and the other girl rides him from the other side?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the man would be standing on the brass shoe platform. the woman on the bottom would stand on all fours with her ass up. the other woman would be on the seat in the stirrups. also Edward VII was so fat that he would crush a woman during missionary.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wild

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wanna be on top. Looks fun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Edward VII sex chair made for threesomes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            simply snip off the ligament that makes your peepee stand upward

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've drawn what are basically the only viable entry pathways. You would need to be able to achieve one of these

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          our penis?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we are venom

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on how big your penis is.

          >Ganker will frick this

          I wish saber actually looked muscular and scarred like this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >toeless legwear
        >jack'o post
        >crop top
        I beg thee give me the source. I'm gonna bust

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok im moronic someone already gave it. Ill be in my bunk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't be the only one who thinks this looks moronic, right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Define "moronic"
          I think it looks pretty sexy, and then also the implication that the girl is incredibly flexible is also sexy. I want to see her naked in this pose, but she doesn't seem to do nudes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No theres other homosexuals out there dont worry

            There's a certain shape to the female body that makes it visually appealing. This isn't doing it. It's just her going, "Look, I have holes." Do you also think twerking is sexy?

            ...do you own a spear by any chance?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No theres other homosexuals out there dont worry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly hair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no tomboy gf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >TFW tomboy wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful hair

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude I like short hair but the ones in your image vastly differ from each other besides all being short.
        Everything with hair reaching only the top of the ears is shit/femnazi tier. The rest that cover and go beyond are patrician taste (bonus points for swept and bob cut).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you have a fat neckbeard incel mentality. all short hair are beautiful, sexy, and cute. the very short ones give women a lot of tomboy charm

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all short hair are beautiful
            lol no this is a frog

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              gladly off yourself incellord

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you first troony lover

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ugly hair

          gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whomst??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women's spines are more flexible than men's. That's why they can be gymnasts and men can't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AHEM...
      AHEM...
      I want to make one thing PERFECTLY clear:

      Sexo.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its called core muscles you tub of shit

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you know anon...did you attempt the pose??

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah. Makes sense now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >study suggests...
      >early results show...
      >scientists recently discover...
      Articles like this are on the same level of scientific merit as some shitty no-name Chinese journal article with 0 citations written by some AI software.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't hate the scientist, hate the journalist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >five hours ago
          i doubt anyone gives a shit but while this picture is true it's also true that far too many 'scientists' are clout-chasing homosexuals who care more about getting mentioned in the media (and accessing funding easier) than performing good, replicable studies
          it used to just be 'soft' sciences that were guilty of this but it's creeping further and further into proper fields

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lord of dick posture
      accurate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t she just the alpha?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no shit, it's tranime, not real life, moron
    videogames?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not real life
      Literally first post's back is bent to a greater degree.
      >videogames?
      Fate Stay Night is a video game, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        VNs arent bideo james

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Other question is - why is she dressed like that in first place? If I recall correctly, Saber was dressing rather modestly on her own, being King and stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Medea is a kinky b***h

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Caster is secretly a perverted fujo

        What a twist.

        Isn't she about to be sacrificed or something

        Still, would you dress up your sacrifice in erotic cosplay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what does that have to do with being a fujo you tard.
          also yes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Still, would you dress up your sacrifice in erotic cosplay?
          Clearly you haven't partaken in any sacrificial rituals.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you dress up your female sacrifices in evening gowns, elbow gloves, stockings and high heels? That's incredibly hot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >would you dress up your sacrifice in erotic cosplay?
          I dream about it every night

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Still, would you dress up your sacrifice in erotic cosplay?
          Shit Black person that's sacrifice 101 tier shit. You either have them be nude or you dress them up in some ceremonial shit. No one sacrifices people on plain clothes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pretty much

            Didn't it vaporize when she made the contract with Rin and re-materialized her real armor?

            oh true I didnt think about that. sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't she about to be sacrificed or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's about to get rule broken, medea just wanted a better jobber than regend of zamulai

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sacrificed, Medea is humiliating her and trying to break her spirit.
        Both because she's jealous as frick and so her Rule Breaker would have a higher chance of being effective and piercing through Artoria's Magic Resistance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Medea is basically projecting all her cuck rage on Saber because she triggers her insecurities extra hard. In-universe Saber is supposed to be inhumanly attractive, like uncannily so.

      https://i.imgur.com/hqQrJPA.jpg

      This is physically impossible

      If you look at the scene carefully in the ufotable adaptation you can see a red magical string going between her legs that keeps her ass in the air. It's not supposed to be physically possible without that string.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never be Medea's cumdump
    why live?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hqQrJPA.jpg

      This is physically impossible

      I hate it when the writers barely bother to disguise their fetish and make up the weakest reasons for it to happen in the story

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fate might not be the series for you then.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She deserved better
          🙁

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She got an eternity with Shirou

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              worst ending,the better ending is eternity with me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnr know about Rins defenseless anus

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>he doesnr know about Rins defenseless anus
          deets?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol is this where this webm is from
            I've been using it for years trolling about prostitutes and used GPUs

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              its from carnival phantasm, a comedy OVA based on Fate/Stay Night and Tsukihime. Both are great. Carnival Phantasm is really funny

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i just reversed image the anime girls from this thread and found the MC in my webm
                anyway I dont watch anime with non virgin anime prostitutes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer memes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure 02 did frick the guy, and Albedo's whole character is about wanting to jump Ainz's bones. I don't know if she actually has, thoughbeit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                albedo is a literal succucel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've only read the first novel so I don't know. I think I remember Shaltear squirting her panties at some point. Does she frick?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty cringe. Would have been funny if while throwing the 0's out, there was a 1 for Sakura or something.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's even funnier with sound.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i really fricking hate the hf movies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're so bad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're so bad.

                Because they forgot the only scenes worth talking about were the ones about Ilya.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >its real
                roflmao this the "writing" animu gays praise

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this feels like an edit.
              does that actually happen in the movie?
              i also never read the VN

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its an edit theyre supposed to hug there but the way they edit it even in the film makes it look moronic. i hate these movies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >waited years for HF to get animated
                >they completely frick up all of the best scenes
                man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't wait to see how ufotable fricks up mahoyo
                >10 minute el dorado dog vs hermano montana brawl

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thankfully I don't give a frick about anime anymore so I won't be watching

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i dont care
                if a girls isn't a virgin she might as well be that prostitute from Cuckserk

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Griffithgay are the contrarian morons on the planet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't self-insert as Femto
                >he instead self-inserts as the gay who takes black dick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Griffith also prostitutes himself though you should be self inserting as Skull Knight chad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            her anus is defenseless
            and her lewdness is a great nightmare
            better than sakura though, who is like a well educated prostitute

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Where is the proof that her anus is defenseless?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it says so in the text

                i just reversed image the anime girls from this thread and found the MC in my webm
                anyway I dont watch anime with non virgin anime prostitutes

                I dont watch fate either I read it like a real connoisseur

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mollusk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt want to frick king arthur
        what are you gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon its an eroge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It started off as a literal porn series where you feed women your cum to recharge "mana".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hqQrJPA.jpg

      This is physically impossible

      >In UBW, Saber gets erotically tortured by Medea and constantly pleasured by her to try and make her fall into depravity
      >The same route where Saber can end up a member of Rin's harem along with Shirou
      >Saber was canonically taking Medea for a ride and getting her rocks off while "captured"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caster is a dumbass
      if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted

      What even was the point of this scene?

      I

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        can

        [...]
        [...]
        fix

        [...]
        [...]
        her

        you can't fix low iq

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If only shirou found ger first. Would have been a great route really with her giving him mana boosts to be the superhero he always wanted, and she would have had her faith restored in males.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          him fighting garcher while boosted would have been neat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caster is a dumbass
      if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted

      What even was the point of this scene?

      can

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        I

        No, you can't fix her. And just from mythology you should know NIT to get Medea affection.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, Jason was a bit of a tard lets be honest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caster is a dumbass
      if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted

      What even was the point of this scene?

      fix

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caster is a dumbass
      if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted

      What even was the point of this scene?

      her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caster is a dumbass
      if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted

      What even was the point of this scene?

      and

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caster is a dumbass
      if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted

      What even was the point of this scene?

      make

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caster is a dumbass
      if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted

      What even was the point of this scene?

      her,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caster is a dumbass
      if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted

      What even was the point of this scene?

      very

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caster is a dumbass
      if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted

      What even was the point of this scene?

      VERY,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wtf are you doing
        >those are my panties
        >gibbem back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caster is a dumbass
      if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted

      What even was the point of this scene?

      happy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        VERY,

        [...]
        [...]
        very

        [...]
        [...]
        her,

        Stop liking evil women.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this cropped? If so, mind linking the full pic?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5955553&tags=medea_%28fate%29

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Madea's cumdump
      WHY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH WOULD YOU WANT TYLER PERRY TO CUM IN YOU?!??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact they didn't give this to us really means Nasu is lost forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good bawd

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fate is transphobic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wut? I thought futa wiener was canon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most new servants in fgo are literal trannies though?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As all things should.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to say you are wrong but tried to imitate that pose and I failed
    You are right, its impossible

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the threesome ending do you think saber kept the wedding dress?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't it vaporize when she made the contract with Rin and re-materialized her real armor?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Poison Dress
    I swear to god you have to be a mentally stunted weeb who grew up with this shit to even be able to take Fate serious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >poison dress
      What are you talking about? And I have that image saved too but when I post it I post it from a place of love. I love my silly little VN

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You see, she's not just in that dress because Nasu wanted his waifu in a hot dress and a rapeable position. It's actually a mystical ritual and the dress is an ancient artifact that drains her power....
        I don't hate fate but it's pretty fricking dumb and easy to make fun of.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not true at all who told you that?

          [...]
          I hate it when the writers barely bother to disguise their fetish and make up the weakest reasons for it to happen in the story

          I love it when they do that. See Star Wars as a good example.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What did they mean by this?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Isn’t it obvious?

              [...]
              The poison dress is from Medea's original myth, or at least the Euripedes version. She uses it to kill the princess of Corinth in revenge against Jason.

              I don’t remember anything about a poison dress in the VN

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don’t remember anything about a poison dress in the VN
                Neither do I, but I haven't read it in about 15 years. The Euripedes thing I do remember since it was a key plot point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I read it recently. There's no mention of the dress being poison. The only expiation given was that Caster dressed Saber up like that because it suits her taste.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Isn’t it obvious?
                No?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Haven’t seen Star Wars?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not since it came out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Slave Leia

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                m8 r u serious

                I thought you were talking about the new ones

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I wouldn’t touch those with a 30 foot pole

                m8 r u serious

                Yes I love this thank you based George

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The first one is pretty ok

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i would say it's not as abhorrent as the other two but still pretty meh. i would put it on the same level as the prequels, maybe.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s just a new hope again. Perfectly soulless in every way

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a remake of episode 4, but it had to break the entire lore of Star Wars to get there. Also Rey.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                m8 r u serious

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why did he do it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based ewok lover

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based. This should be Rin.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is this shopped or did she really have a body like that?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its a screenshot from the movie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They actually had to tape her boobs during filming to make them slightly less lewd. Look for behind the scenes photos to see the real deal.
                Carrie was smoking hot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is takeuchi with wedding dress saber

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats how she really looked
                she also fricked half the set

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >she also fricked half the set
                e- even the props?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why do you think luke had to get a new lightsaber

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is this shopped or did she really have a body like that?

              >This is what ~~*they*~~ took from you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                neuron status?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >This is what ~~*they*~~ took from you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stolen

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Big Bang.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is this shopped or did she really have a body like that?

              They actually had to tape her boobs during filming to make them slightly less lewd. Look for behind the scenes photos to see the real deal.
              Carrie was smoking hot.

              this is takeuchi with wedding dress saber

              I also seem to recall something about Carrie being very upset and being objectified (years after the fact, as women do) because she was told that there is no underwear in space

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                years after the fact. she was part of the reason this costume was ever invented

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, just the typical bullshit, unfortunately. I don't know why anyone buys this shit anymore, it's played out so many times that you can't possibly pay attention to it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you get strangled by your own underwear
                fricking kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Saves her from getting strangled
                >She complains
                It's never enough.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                didnt you see the last jedi? shed have been fine

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't recall seeing any underwear to be H.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >AAIEEE LUCAS GAVE ME MILLIONS JUST TO SHOW UP IN BIKINI, HELP ME NIGG-ACK (dies in an airplane)
                Why are women like this?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile Natalie Portman would have wanted to make Attack of the Clones more steamy (some of her actually filmed improvised scenes were cut because of inappropriate dialogue) but Lucas didn't let her.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >padme getting chained up about to be killed
                nice

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wheres the sus

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >falls in love with a israeli woman
                >turns evil
                every time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                George sounds far more based than I would have thought.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                basically star wars is just a pastiche of stuff he liked from his childhood. He liked working on fast cars so they have speeder bikes and luke has that land cruiser thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no underwear in space

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was a good friend

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >4k subscribers
                >2.1 million views

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is hard to separate how much Carrie really took offense at the time (especially considering how hypersexual and promiscuous she was at the time of filming Star Wars) and how much she just got retroactively creeped out by weird fanboys without a filter. She told Daisy Ridley one story about a fanboy who thought she would be impressed by him telling how he has jerked off to her since he was 13 (same but I started when I was 11).

                years after the fact. she was part of the reason this costume was ever invented

                To be fair, that kind of costumes and the sexualized slave girl trope already were staples in early 1900s pulp literature and comics, Lucas probably coomed to them a lot in his youth and saw a chance of inserting a fetish. Pic related, Malu the Slave Girl (she is actually a princess) was a short lived comic book heroine invented in 1949.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What I meant by that is that she complained that her previous costumes were too frumpy or something like that, and she wanted something more revealing. The slave girl thing from the 1900s pulp literature is just one of many things George took and put into star wars. It will probably never truly die, no matter how much they want it to.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No she’s literally on that dress because Caster is a perv. It’s not a mystical power draining dress or anything. Caster is just gay for Saber.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Caster is just gay for Saber.

            Oh so that's the reason why they make Caster acting like otaku towards Saber as a joke in Carnival Phantasm (https://youtube.com/watch?v=kdRkNEAeeTk?t=101 )

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone is gay for Saber in the VN. It's borderline comical that everyone is so desperate to get in her pants. Even the women. Especially the women.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Props to Rin for actually getting some.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Even the women. Especially the women.
              Reminder that pre-retcon Saber knocked up her sister with her futa wiener.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                literally built for saber's saber

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What retcon? Is it not canon anymore that Merlin made her grow a wiener so she could produce an heir?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it is. Merlin saw it lead to the most interesting ending possible through his clairvoyance so he hooked up Artoria with her half-sister (Morgause) and gave her a fully functioning wiener for a night using his Incubus powers. Queue Mordred.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What retcon? Is it not canon anymore that Merlin made her grow a wiener so she could produce an heir?

                That's also cited to be the main reason Vivian, who chose Artoria, was so upset with Merlin she sealed him into his tower in Avalon by the way.
                Merlin couldn't go against his nature and decided to steer Artoria down the path towards the miserable ending of being betrayed by the Round Table and killed by Mordred since it was the most interesting/funny ending possible.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mordred is a homunculus now that her sister made with stolen sperm or something. Iirc it's more magic test tube baby than Saber piledriving her sister into the ground.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that sounds like some bullshit she made up after being mad at how hard she got fricked

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                on the contrary it would be in her interest that Artoria fricked her hard enough for her to break and to fill all her whole with her mana.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she wants the semen not the orgasm

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can enjoy your work you know.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dress is an ancient artifact that drains her power

          Conveniently resembling erotic evening gown. These ancients were true men of high culture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      roflll nice pic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's funny cause it's true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You see, she's not just in that dress because Nasu wanted his waifu in a hot dress and a rapeable position. It's actually a mystical ritual and the dress is an ancient artifact that drains her power....
      I don't hate fate but it's pretty fricking dumb and easy to make fun of.

      The poison dress is from Medea's original myth, or at least the Euripedes version. She uses it to kill the princess of Corinth in revenge against Jason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Poison Dress
      >not serious
      >"The tale known as "The Poison Dress" or "Embalmed Alive"[1] features a dress that has in some way been poisoned. This is a recurring theme throughout legends and folktales of various cultures, including ancient Greece, Mughal India, and the United States"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poison dresses are a real thing, people were wearing clothes with green dye containing arsenic in 18th and 19th centuries but thought it is fine as long as they are careful while wearing them. It is unknown whether or not any deaths can be directly contributed to poisonous green clothes - inhaling arsenic fumes increases odds of getting lung cancer so probably yes - but some preserved green outfits from the era still test positive for arsenic.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    caster is a dumbass
    if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >larping as an evil witch
      In one bad end, she cuts off your arms and legs and turns you into a magic wand for projection magic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the characterization in HA was, bizarre.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so anything actual women can do that troons can't is now unrealistic and muh soggy knees, got it.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    impossible for me to not cum to

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's basically impossible that anyone can assume a posture that isn't a variation of spherical.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't she just lower her hips? unless her body is reflexively accepting?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually pretty easy to do. I just leant on a door with my hands and it was simple

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What even was the point of this scene?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could ask the same thing of the Astolfo licking scene in Apocrypha.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To make Caster wet down there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show that Caster is a degenerate bisexual weeb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To make my peenus weenus hard. It succeeded btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You DO know the fate series started as hentai....right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caster is hotter than saber

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Illya is hotter than both

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't kinkshame caster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humiliation ritual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God Tier: Saber, Rider, Ilya
      Good Tier: Caster, Rin, Bazett, Caren
      Ok Tier: Taiga, Einzbern homunculus, Archery club girl,
      Shit Tier: Sakura

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To show that in the end, Caster's just like me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She could have just knelt down. She did not need to assume such a sexy pose.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saber is secretly masochist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something something lower sabers magic res via making her submit or something, in the hopes of rolling a higher crit chance for rule breaker. Why is it done via molestation, Meada's kink I guess. So yes, outright a humiliation ritual on a character who is typically uptight and not into debauchery.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Medea just does it because she’s into it.

        “It was Caster that dressed her in this white costume.
        It is not arousing with her armor, and most of all, the armor does not suit her.
        If she is an untainted virgin, saint, she should be in a pure white dress when she falls.
        I like girls like you. That golden hair, small body, the boyish gallant figure, everything is so cute. And I love your loyalty for trying to choose death over betrayal.
        -Really, I want to step on you and crush you.”
        She looks at the girl with eyes filled with joy and hatred.
        If Caster put her mind to it, she could get Saber to surrender in an instant.
        Saber’s freedom is lost from fighting one Command Spell.
        Then, the result is obvious if Caster uses a second Command Spell.
        Saber will become Caster’s without the need for such torture.
        “Kuh… Ah-”
        But she will not do such an inelegant thing.
        Caster should take time training finishing her, since she is a lovely toy.
        For Caster, Saber is a tool with first-class appearance and ability.
        It is natural for her to savor this rare israeliteel.
        “…Yes. It is boring to control your body using the Command Spell.
        I will have you become my Servant out of your own will. …Yes, I will destroy your mind before your body.”
        Caster glares with bewitching eyes at the girl in the white dress.
        She almost forgets about the Holy Grail. She thinks about Saber’s white skin and imagines transforming her into a slave that only seeks pleasure.

        -She will make the girl into a tainted slave to her lusts.

        She will not do something crude like taking her virginity.
        She is a virgin.
        Then she should make her into a virgin that drowns in pleasure.
        A girl whose body will never be satisfied, greedily seeking pleasure…
        When she imagines it and smiles… Her strongest foe Is now good as hers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its what happens when they water down a porn visual novel into anime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not giving the ass a smack
      Failure

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the ass probably got smacked plenty off screen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Offscreen spankings is poor story telling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't this going to be an NTR scene where saber gets fricked by caster's master (forgot his name), but then nasu backed down?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >journalist visit hospital
    >"We had 3000 deaths from cancer this year and one case of death from chicken gonorrhea, because of one zoophile"
    >journalist returns to office and write: "Chicken Gonorrhea Second Most Frequent Death Cause in Country"

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dress is about humiliation. The entire scene is about breaking her will and thus her pride, that's why Medea doesn't just instantly break her with a command spell, because for her it's about the road rather than the destination. Because she can't help being triggered by a woman who she sees as hotter, less cynical, and more mentally resolved.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's hot.

      Everyone is gay for Saber in the VN. It's borderline comical that everyone is so desperate to get in her pants. Even the women. Especially the women.

      Medea is basically projecting all her cuck rage on Saber because she triggers her insecurities extra hard. In-universe Saber is supposed to be inhumanly attractive, like uncannily so.

      [...]
      If you look at the scene carefully in the ufotable adaptation you can see a red magical string going between her legs that keeps her ass in the air. It's not supposed to be physically possible without that string.

      Isn't it like game list Saber charisma skill to act like that? I mean, making everyone at least respecting her but most turning into followers?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like her charisma is derived from her looks and "fairy magic" aura rather than her charisma stat brainwashing people around her into thinking she's crazy hot. Gil's charisma is higher I think but he doesn't get the same reaction, people just think of him as a really handsome foreigner.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Isn't it like game list Saber charisma skill to act like that? I mean, making everyone at least respecting her but most turning into followers?
        She is an endearing autist. Yes her looks play into it. In the fandisk it's mentioned that everyone loves her because of her dignity and humility. She speaks directly and honestly while not being rude. Basically everyone likes her because she's a genuinely nice person in a world of schizo psychos.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will be honest - such attire is one of my fetishes. I cannot explain why it triggers me that much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because of the implication

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What implication? I don't mean this particular scene but this type of outfit, combination of (tight), sleeveless dress, elbow gloves and thigh highs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh just tight dresses in general not wedding dresses?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Each of these elements are strong but their combination is something much more.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Im into thigh highs and gloves myself. Especially together.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Im into thigh highs and gloves myself. Especially together.

              >Shorderless white dress
              >long gloves
              >exposed back
              >lingerie underneath
              >high heels
              Oh yeah it's gaming time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                for me its nude with gloves and thigh highs. I usually dont like shoes but heels or dance shoes are nice, and so are bare feet. only time i'd allow shoes on a bed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine getting to slowly kiss and undress THIS. I'd just coom my pants.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly back then homoeroticism among women was so much hotter because of the rarity and only involving hot chicks.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the steam logo in the magic circle? Are occult rituals and virgin anime girl sacrifices how gaben actually lost weight?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, what do you think billionaires do in their spare time?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing it's a videogame

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My question is what is this from or who is it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is King Arthur from the anime Fate Unlimited Blade Works by Ufotable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fate/Stay Night
      its kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is King Arthur from the anime Fate Unlimited Blade Works by Ufotable

        Thanks bros.

        Looks like I got a new anime to watch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no dont watch it read the visual novel. UBW anime is the middle part of it. Read the vn you have been warned.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only good thing to come from this series.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically too detailed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orangemaru is king. I have a few doujins from him, but no daki covers.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't she just sit down?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is secretly quite a pervert

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you kneel in the same spot for hours with nothing else to do? Gotta change positions sometimes to get the blood circulating anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she could also just stand up normally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sitting seiza is uncomfterble even for japanese so her weight would be distributed between her knees and wrists, which are not made to support it as well as a straight leg. the real question is why not just stand up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the real question is why not just stand up
        There are red strands going towards her ass and feet so she is presumably tied in multiple points, not just her hands.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why did you draw nipples

      she could also just stand up normally

      shes held there by magick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sabers aren't that smart.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't see it from this angle but there's also restraints on her upper thighs slightly up from where her knee socks end

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am men, and i sure i can mimic this pose if i try. I have lordosis tho.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why can't b***h just stand up

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to be held by magic strings? yeah probably

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carrie Fisher was never attractive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here comes the pride parade

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope
        She's always looked like a hag

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enough with evil hags, post more Sabers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      turning saber into my slave girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Saber older than caster?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saber is the age you want her to be. But no, Medea is from greek mythology and therefore much older than arturian legends.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Braid Saber best Saber.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I mean how long they've lived. Caster is 28 or 29 IIRC isn't Saber 35?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't remember but it's quite funny, when you say so. High school teen commanding grown up, 35 years old king/queen. And hot.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >SABER NO ILL FIGHT FOR YOU DEAR
              love my funny little autistic ginger

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god I wish anime women were real

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is only one good Saber.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FGO shitters get out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Castoria is a much better character than Artoria, but she's most definitely not a Saber...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hate morons like you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FGO shitters get out

          You sound mad. Why are you mad?
          FGO has a lot of shitty parts but Avalon le Fay is legitimately amazing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair LB6 is about as long as the entirety of FSN and entirely focused on her vs splitting the attention between three heroines, it's pretty obvious Caster Artoria gets more development/characterization and what not. Also helps that it can pull from a lot of things that came before - like FSN Saber's story.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to play gacha for the story beats, best way is to just find some YT vids? Also had issues with how utterly bonkers in scale things went with types after extra, and especially what I've heard about GO.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They’re the same character

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are like polar opposites anon. That's the whole point.
          Saber lived a relatively happy life, wholeheartedly embraced her destiny, and selflessly sacrificed herself for strangers without a second thought, while Castoria is anything but a good and noble person but gets forced to play "her part" in the World's grand schemes anyways.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If anything it's Aesc and Morgan that are more like King Arthur

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Saber
            >living a happy live
            lol no, she killed her emotions there was no happiness in that
            She's happy at the very end when she's about to die because she'd met Shirou.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I said relatively happy.
              Compared to Castoria her life was very blessed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Avalon le fae taught me all fairies must die. There are no good fairies. Roundhouse kick fairies into the concrete.
                jonathan strange and mr. Norrel did something similar and fairies were a hilariously obvious allegory for israelites in it. Complete with black idolozation. I think nasu is in on this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Castoria knew from the time of her birth that she was the "chosen one" and would eventually have to go on a pilgrimage culminating in herself committing suicide to save Britain and save all the Faefolk living on it.
                The same Faefolk that hated her, tortured her, kept taking everything she felt affection to away from her and just all around made her life a living hell.
                Her "destiny" was literally killing herself to save the land and people she hated like nothing else in the world with her having zero recourse or choice in the matter.

                Artoria had it pretty fricking good in comparison. Sure she had enemies, but she also a lot of good times before she climbed on the throne, got loads of recognition and respect for her deeds, and had plenty of companions.

                >fairies
                can’t they be obliterated by normal iron? i could solo any fairy with my pantry

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Castoria knew from the time of her birth that she was the "chosen one" and would eventually have to go on a pilgrimage culminating in herself committing suicide to save Britain and save all the Faefolk living on it.
              The same Faefolk that hated her, tortured her, kept taking everything she felt affection to away from her and just all around made her life a living hell.
              Her "destiny" was literally killing herself to save the land and people she hated like nothing else in the world with her having zero recourse or choice in the matter.

              Artoria had it pretty fricking good in comparison. Sure she had enemies, but she also a lot of good times before she climbed on the throne, got loads of recognition and respect for her deeds, and had plenty of companions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have never played FGO but this sounds like the plot of FF10.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would be if everyone hated Yuna to the point of keeping her like a slave, regularly beating her to an inch of her life, selling her to mercenaries for sexy fun times against her will, etc, then eventually they'd let her get closer to Wakka, Lulu, Khimari, and so on, just to let her develop some semblance of hope and joy only to then torture and kill them all while blaming her for it just to see how she'd react if they break her even further.
                Fairies are completely fricked. Yet her destiny is to offer up her entire existence to save them, no ifs or buts about it, she can't go against it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ...man, Nasu really can't let go of the Asagami Fujino archetype, huh.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro I don't care about your gacha but the whole point of Saber is that she kills her own emotions. She's so inhuman and cold that even her closest friends and country she protected turn on her.
                Next time you see a crippled vet with PTSD you go tell him that it aint so bad at least he got some badges and "respect".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The biggest difference is the choice part of the equation.

                Saber went down that path of her own volition. She wasn't born a chosen one, she became that person. Merlin gives her a lot of chances to back out before he starts grooming her to become the person capable of fulfilling her childhood dreams.
                Castoria was born that way. She never had a choice in anything all the way until the very end. Her personality is the polar opposite of Saber's, she doesn't want to save anyone, especially not through self-sacrifice, she secretly wishes the people she is forced to save would die the most gruesome deaths imaginable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon but didn't the later games say that Uther intentionally tried to create the ultimate ruler or something dumb like that and that's why she's part dragon and shit?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Comparing them is stupid tbh. Castoria isn't Saber from a different world or anything like that. It's just through contact with (You) that she even learns about Saber and starts seeing parallels (see

                To be fair LB6 is about as long as the entirety of FSN and entirely focused on her vs splitting the attention between three heroines, it's pretty obvious Caster Artoria gets more development/characterization and what not. Also helps that it can pull from a lot of things that came before - like FSN Saber's story.

                for example). Aesc is much more like Saber, except she completely lost it and went insane because of the fairies' bullshit cause trying to help them find peace ended up impossible even after countless attempts and thousands of years of self sacrifice since fairies are completely different from the humans Saber dealt with

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when I heard she was my proper human history self, I thought I was going to throw up.

                ?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She was told about Saber Artoria from Proper Human History by (You).
                (You) gave her that connection.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The line right before that is she was shown Artoria when she rang the bell of pilgrimage. It’s possible (you) just gaslit her into thinking that but taking it at face value doesn’t seem too far fetched.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Saber was born and groomed by Ulster and Merlin to be king and something that was by design not human. She had to intentionally chose not to be a normal person and instead be a dragon/king.
                For example in GoA Kay, her adoptive brother, talks about how she spent all of her free time training to be a king and none of it enjoying the sort of life she was trying to protect, sleeping only 3 hours a day, and even while sleeping Merlin was teaching her how to be king.

                > In her life, she had no room for herself,
                never personally experienced what it was she trying to protect.
                Is there anything more heartbreaking than that?
                I am a man who will cut off the head of a giant if asked,
                but even I frowned not being able to look at this.

                >she doesn't want to save anyone, especially not through self-sacrifice

                Castoria ultimately willingly faces Cerrunos in order to save people (including (you)) and because she wants to, a thematic equivalent to what humanity Artoria has dying when pulling the sword.

                There’s a big difference in how much support they each had - Castoria for example loses her Merlin very early but it’s not hard to imagine them coming to a similar outcome living each others life. If you read GoA their personalities are described fairly similarly.

                >But her being a sore loser was a trait she was born with.
                Her standard for winning and losing was
                not that she was disappointed to lose to someone else,
                But that she was pathetic, sore at being so useless.
                Whenever she falls down,
                she would immediately stand lifting her face up.
                She wasted no time consoling herself.
                There should be a limit to the spirit of moving forward.
                And yet, she’s easily hurt.
                She must have been too honest to brush things off.
                The knights outside of the castle talk as if she has a heart of iron,
                but she was reed, not iron.
                She was shocked and battered,
                but not once has her heart broken.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Caster Altria is technically a excalibur

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, why not? I don't want to get baited into making mustard gas

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you summon saber, can you frick her without using command seals?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if youre emiya shirou

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >toeless socks
        japan is ahead of our time

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed. Now she is stuck in position

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how it is in the show I think
      You can see it better in the other angles

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is if you're fat. Fix your diet and start exercising

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    castoria is unironically a better character than saber

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly love how these posts always out lardass morons who've literally never done a stretch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stretching is one thing, staying in an inverted L shape with no base under your center of gravity like she is doing is actually impossible (unless that magic shackle is holding her up).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The magic shackle is obviously in a fixed spot. But she still doesnt have to be in that position. Nothing is stopp her from just sitting on the ground or crouching if her arms arent long enough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't played the game is she like actually raised with manners of royalty? She may have done the calculus and supposed the doggystyle position was more dignified than squatting like a hooker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No anon, it's just being flexible + good core strength. Gymnasts, yogi, ballet dancers, etc — this is easy as shit to anyone who puts genuine practice into it.

        Our physical limits for flexibility and silly poses are like obscenely high above what out-of-shape shitposters assume.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter how much core strength she has, a steel beam in that shape would fall over instantly. To be balanced her ass would have to go back much farther than her feet, but her legs are almost perfectly perpendicular to the ground so that's not the case.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't played the game is she like actually raised with manners of royalty? She may have done the calculus and supposed the doggystyle position was more dignified than squatting like a hooker.

            She is literally constrained by magic wires. There is no independent support in action here.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrong, I can frick her in this position easily (mana transfer I mean)

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all these secondaries lmao
    there's magic bindings around her ankles and upper thighs fixing her legs in that spot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't even about them being secondaries, the show makes the strings look unmissably visible.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is possible, this issue is that you will never be a woman.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the people who say that are also fat or sit on their asses all day posting on the internet.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >like half a dozen people have posted the real explanation of the string between her legs keeping her ass raised
    >people still don't understand how can she hold the position

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The main trio's relationships instantly become weirder when you remember that Seibah is at least ten years older than Rin or Sherou.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    does this actually get you responses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That seems to be spam to harass people on Discord people hate because it's always a different name. Not sure if it's one autist who hates a lot of people or different people spamming it.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why don't you wanna laugh at deadbeats anymore

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker will frick this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >seen as a vaguely androgynous man her entire life, never once suspected to be anything else by people who weren't already in on her secret
      >never mistaken once for a man in either grail wars by anyone
      >is also seen as a ridiculously attractive woman in-universe which is impossible to reconcile with her supposed androgynous appearance, since attractive women are attractive because their faces are unmistakably feminine
      What a plot hole.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eating sweet fruits in secret with the king.
      Spectating a game of football with the king.
      Marching at the vanguard beside the king.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And you wouldn't?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she looked like that instead of the thin stick of a woman she is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not my king.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        best thing nasu ever did

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one japanese boy fricks king arthur
    >another fricks a vampire princess
    >another fricks an allmighty being connected to the root
    Why are japanese boys so powerful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Mahoyo is truly inspired by Eva, as Nasu said, then it is really unsurprising that mountain boy does not bang either Aoko or Alice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because it was supposed to get a sequel but it flopped

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, you’re using your Noble Phantasm?
    >I tap 2 Blue and cast Mana Leak, go.
    How does Caster possibly respond to this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhh, what does that do?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >porn game from 20 years isn't realistic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blueman is right

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    around fae

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oberon did nothing wrong. Unironically.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    when i see "people" like you post, i think off you as you would of anthony burch or druckmann. I rather have pancreatic cancer than to be you. And I say this not because of some kind of misplaced hubris and pride that I believe makes me better than others, no, you are simply that pathetic.
    Consider joining the 49% as fast as possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boy you are replying to a bot, dont get worked over

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How would that have even worked? do you even get to make choices as Shirou before summoning Saber?

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's impossible about this? Isn't the glowy red thing holding her up?

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do servants have to poop and pee?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Porn is fake, I've literally never seen a woman bend over for anything, much less sex. They would rather b***h and whine until you pick shit up for them.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No shit literal magic is involved

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is supposed to be the ancient hero king of Britain
    I fricking hate Fate so fricking much it's unreal. I wouldn't give a frick if they were Sailor Scouts or robots or whatever, but seeing Nips using our cultural heros as cumdumps pisses me the frick off. Makes me want to revive the Great Port Opener just to teach them a lesson.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No you cant make king arthur a girl because... you cant.. its our cultural hero!!! time for tea

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No you cant make king arthur a girl because I'll slap the Jap out of you if you try
        Fixd

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          le epic military man
          macarthur was based
          mah boy this girl is what all true warriors strive for

          Tsukihime >>> Fate

          a respectable opinion, but I prefer fate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop putting kids on hormone blockers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but what of your Blacks!
        Post a picture of your hands. I have a theory.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep seething as your nation slips further into irrelevancy. When your NHS goes belly up give me a call, I can get you a good deal with Blue Cross.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day. At least S;G was able to give the real life event of John Titor some level of respect. Fate shits on literally every single historical figure in history and makes a complete mockery of real life and mythology.

        Fate is garbage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Memes aside saber is one of the best depictions of Arthur ever

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nearly every aspect of Artoria is faithful or at least has some basis in Arthurian legend
          >Except what if Arthur was a girl
          >AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Respect to John Titor
          >They also made her into an anime girl
          Hypocrite much?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a world of difference between being turned into an anime girl and being turned into an anime girl who gets pounded in the ass by the MC.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sex and romance are part of life

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All of the girls in Fate are only good for cooming to. It's not the same thing at all Fategay.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tsukihime >>> Fate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kara no Kyoukai >>> Fate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post your favorite route.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Illya and sacchin routes of course.
        >but that doesn't
        Shut up. Illya and sacchin routes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fate

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that always got me is why she's bent over. I get the red hand restraints keep her hands at that level but she could easily raise herself up.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mordred > Saber
    However they are both top tier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too bad apocrypha sucked.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To the fault of Jeanne and a bland antagonist. The mix of religious and philopshical beliefs being so shit and dragging the entire thing down when it had strong characters was confusing to say the least

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no illya route
    >no rider route
    >no caster route
    >no shielder route
    >no shinji route

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>no shielder route
      This one is even fricking worse because now that Mash exists Nasu is probably never going to bring Tachie back, and Mash is so fricking boring.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Caster want to finger Seiba so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      セイバー可愛い

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would I like Fate is I unironically hate sex.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the version most people read has the sex taken out and replaced with other scenes. the sex scenes arent remotely good outside of memes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shirou is probably the least horny TM mc
      Aoko and Alice are both prostitutes and Shiki is either an insane rapist or very observant pervert depending on which version of Tsukihime you read

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally tried this five minutes ago, and it's completely possible. Especially if your hands are fixed to a position and you're wearing heels, you can just press your weight onto your shoulders.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wearing heels
      You have heels, babe?

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All Sabers are cute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute seibahs

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's still a less embarrassing fate for King Arthur to be a cute anime girl than to be turned into a Black or an arab like any future adaptation of the myth will do in the future that comes from the west. Nasu at least respects the general chivalric ethos of the arthurian legend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anime girl aside, Fate is unironically the most faithful adaptation of the mythos even ignoring shit like that. Arthurian lore gets wild and basically nothing else captures it.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Out of the thousands of anime I have watched I really don't know why but I just never bothered to watch Fate anything. I don't know why. Its the type of anime I would typically enjoy. It just seems "pointless" storywise I don't know. I need to eventually watch Fate:Zero and start there I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No start by reading the vn. None of the adaptations are particularly good and zero is written as if you have an understanding of the events of fsn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real issue is that the adaptations are practically nothing like either of the Fate visual novels. It's like, the difference between SMT and Persona.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nasu is the Malory of the 21st century.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s better than mallory

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seibah sexo

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you guys thought that perhaps one of the reasons why girls bully you and feel disgusted when you try to be "nice" to them is because they know you're a pig that hypersexualizes them and you have no good intentions that would make anyone want to be with you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually because they aren't attractive looking. And don't have money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong thread?

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a man who could contort his body to fit in a box. What are you on about?

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