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This poor girl's spine is broken! BROKEN!
Women and simps are so fricking pathetic.
And my hands didn't even get hurt.
TOBLEROOOOOOOONE
That picture has been removed from the internet
?
You have no idea what I'm talking about
clearly
holy shit that's an old meme.
What was the original doujin anyway?
>removed from the internet
Sadly. I've been trying to find it for years now.
It's not a from a full doujin. It's a one off from a jap blog, back when jap blogs were where japs posted most of their art.
skill issue
>via 9gag
jesus, I guess that's an oldgay site these days
It was indeed the only place that turned out to have it. Upon further research, there are also other archived copies. No source on the doujin's artist tho
What's the name?
I've read Mai's Daily Life back in the day but this looks mildly familiar.
It's an FFXIII doujin
>Search FFXIII doujins with guro in sadpanda
>No results
Wow, it's fricking nothing.
IIRC back then people researched this and it wasn't a doujin but a stand alone image or like a image set of 2-3
It's a single image from an old japanese ryona site. There isn't any more.
There it is!!!!!
Absolute legend
HONEY
OOOOOOOOOOOATS
SHIT, HURTS MY HANDS
topkek
Haven't seen that in ages.
Even the Jack-O pose is a real thing that real girls can actually do IRL if they are disciplined and practice
WHO?! I GOTTA NUT!
Shuu vayu
Oh man, I'm gonna be badly chaffed tonight!
>not even some OnlyFans shit
>just regular short videos on vanilla YouTube
Wew fricking lad. All these thumbnails, I can't even decide which one to bust to.
wtf she's trying to appeal to chuds??
can we insert our penis inside her vegana when she's doing this pose? Or would that hurt her in some way?
generally veganas aren't designed to take multiple dicks at once
underrated
what about with practice and discipline?
Penises are generally less fat than baby heads and veganas are designed to shit out babies. Therefore they are also designed to take multiple dicks at once.
If you do it very slowly it wirks, but if you try to pound her it's gonna hurt her back
>can we insert our penis inside her vegana when she's doing this pose?
You could, but you'd need to be tall, and you'd either need a downward curve on your peanus weanus or to approach her vegana at a downward angle somehow (maybe by laying on a table above her with a hole cut out of it). It's not going to be very easy to just stand next to her and extend your peanus weanus horizontally into it
What if I get inserted then spin my entire body like a helicopter
Its got sound so I can't post it here
based
Love the clap push ups he does. Also makes me kek that the actress is trying to moan like she's into it
what a pro
Not you but Chad Thunderwiener could
>can we insert our penis inside her vegana when she's doing this pose? Or would that hurt her in some way?
You could but it will not feel very good, for either of you and it will be extremely taxing which will make the sex kind of lame. It does look hot though.
fricking manlets
Nice.
the foot on her head is absolutely necessary to produce instant lubrication
Name this pose.
flying dutchman
The Dinker
The Tachikoma
Invincible Windmill
maybe these chinamen aren't so bad after all
Jack-O man turn
The Superman
in this pose, you are supposed to spin in a circle
kino. Im going to the gym right now.
What am I even looking at
Judging by what seems to be the foot holders, a luxury frickstation.
Maybe I’m autistic or moronic but I can’t make sense of how it works can you please explain it for me
I think the dude lays down on the bottom and one girl uses the foot holds by his neck to squat so he can eat her out and the other girl rides him from the other side?
the man would be standing on the brass shoe platform. the woman on the bottom would stand on all fours with her ass up. the other woman would be on the seat in the stirrups. also Edward VII was so fat that he would crush a woman during missionary.
Wild
I wanna be on top. Looks fun.
Edward VII sex chair made for threesomes.
simply snip off the ligament that makes your peepee stand upward
I've drawn what are basically the only viable entry pathways. You would need to be able to achieve one of these
our penis?
we are venom
SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH
Depends on how big your penis is.
I wish saber actually looked muscular and scarred like this.
>toeless legwear
>jack'o post
>crop top
I beg thee give me the source. I'm gonna bust
Ok im moronic someone already gave it. Ill be in my bunk
I can't be the only one who thinks this looks moronic, right?
Define "moronic"
I think it looks pretty sexy, and then also the implication that the girl is incredibly flexible is also sexy. I want to see her naked in this pose, but she doesn't seem to do nudes
There's a certain shape to the female body that makes it visually appealing. This isn't doing it. It's just her going, "Look, I have holes." Do you also think twerking is sexy?
...do you own a spear by any chance?
No theres other homosexuals out there dont worry
Ugly hair
>tfw no tomboy gf
>TFW tomboy wife
Beautiful hair
Dude I like short hair but the ones in your image vastly differ from each other besides all being short.
Everything with hair reaching only the top of the ears is shit/femnazi tier. The rest that cover and go beyond are patrician taste (bonus points for swept and bob cut).
you have a fat neckbeard incel mentality. all short hair are beautiful, sexy, and cute. the very short ones give women a lot of tomboy charm
>all short hair are beautiful
lol no this is a frog
gladly off yourself incellord
you first troony lover
gay
Whomst??
Women's spines are more flexible than men's. That's why they can be gymnasts and men can't.
AHEM...
AHEM...
I want to make one thing PERFECTLY clear:
Sexo.
Its called core muscles you tub of shit
how do you know anon...did you attempt the pose??
Ah. Makes sense now.
>study suggests...
>early results show...
>scientists recently discover...
Articles like this are on the same level of scientific merit as some shitty no-name Chinese journal article with 0 citations written by some AI software.
Don't hate the scientist, hate the journalist
>five hours ago
i doubt anyone gives a shit but while this picture is true it's also true that far too many 'scientists' are clout-chasing homosexuals who care more about getting mentioned in the media (and accessing funding easier) than performing good, replicable studies
it used to just be 'soft' sciences that were guilty of this but it's creeping further and further into proper fields
>lord of dick posture
accurate
Isn’t she just the alpha?
no shit, it's tranime, not real life, moron
videogames?
>not real life
Literally first post's back is bent to a greater degree.
>videogames?
Fate Stay Night is a video game, anon.
VNs arent bideo james
Other question is - why is she dressed like that in first place? If I recall correctly, Saber was dressing rather modestly on her own, being King and stuff.
Medea is a kinky b***h
>Caster is secretly a perverted fujo
What a twist.
Still, would you dress up your sacrifice in erotic cosplay?
what does that have to do with being a fujo you tard.
also yes.
>Still, would you dress up your sacrifice in erotic cosplay?
Clearly you haven't partaken in any sacrificial rituals.
Do you dress up your female sacrifices in evening gowns, elbow gloves, stockings and high heels? That's incredibly hot
>would you dress up your sacrifice in erotic cosplay?
I dream about it every night
>Still, would you dress up your sacrifice in erotic cosplay?
Shit Black person that's sacrifice 101 tier shit. You either have them be nude or you dress them up in some ceremonial shit. No one sacrifices people on plain clothes.
pretty much
oh true I didnt think about that. sad.
Isn't she about to be sacrificed or something
She's about to get rule broken, medea just wanted a better jobber than regend of zamulai
Not sacrificed, Medea is humiliating her and trying to break her spirit.
Both because she's jealous as frick and so her Rule Breaker would have a higher chance of being effective and piercing through Artoria's Magic Resistance.
Medea is basically projecting all her cuck rage on Saber because she triggers her insecurities extra hard. In-universe Saber is supposed to be inhumanly attractive, like uncannily so.
If you look at the scene carefully in the ufotable adaptation you can see a red magical string going between her legs that keeps her ass in the air. It's not supposed to be physically possible without that string.
>you will never be Medea's cumdump
why live?
I hate it when the writers barely bother to disguise their fetish and make up the weakest reasons for it to happen in the story
Fate might not be the series for you then.
She deserved better
🙁
She got an eternity with Shirou
worst ending,the better ending is eternity with me.
>he doesnr know about Rins defenseless anus
>>he doesnr know about Rins defenseless anus
deets?
lol is this where this webm is from
I've been using it for years trolling about prostitutes and used GPUs
its from carnival phantasm, a comedy OVA based on Fate/Stay Night and Tsukihime. Both are great. Carnival Phantasm is really funny
i just reversed image the anime girls from this thread and found the MC in my webm
anyway I dont watch anime with non virgin anime prostitutes
>zoomer memes
Pretty sure 02 did frick the guy, and Albedo's whole character is about wanting to jump Ainz's bones. I don't know if she actually has, thoughbeit.
albedo is a literal succucel
I've only read the first novel so I don't know. I think I remember Shaltear squirting her panties at some point. Does she frick?
Pretty cringe. Would have been funny if while throwing the 0's out, there was a 1 for Sakura or something.
It's even funnier with sound.
i really fricking hate the hf movies
They're so bad.
Because they forgot the only scenes worth talking about were the ones about Ilya.
>its real
roflmao this the "writing" animu gays praise
this feels like an edit.
does that actually happen in the movie?
i also never read the VN
its an edit theyre supposed to hug there but the way they edit it even in the film makes it look moronic. i hate these movies
>waited years for HF to get animated
>they completely frick up all of the best scenes
man
I can't wait to see how ufotable fricks up mahoyo
>10 minute el dorado dog vs hermano montana brawl
thankfully I don't give a frick about anime anymore so I won't be watching
i dont care
if a girls isn't a virgin she might as well be that prostitute from Cuckserk
Griffithgay are the contrarian morons on the planet
>he doesn't self-insert as Femto
>he instead self-inserts as the gay who takes black dick
Griffith also prostitutes himself though you should be self inserting as Skull Knight chad.
her anus is defenseless
and her lewdness is a great nightmare
better than sakura though, who is like a well educated prostitute
Where is the proof that her anus is defenseless?
it says so in the text
I dont watch fate either I read it like a real connoisseur
mollusk
>he doesnt want to frick king arthur
what are you gay?
anon its an eroge
It started off as a literal porn series where you feed women your cum to recharge "mana".
>In UBW, Saber gets erotically tortured by Medea and constantly pleasured by her to try and make her fall into depravity
>The same route where Saber can end up a member of Rin's harem along with Shirou
>Saber was canonically taking Medea for a ride and getting her rocks off while "captured"
I
you can't fix low iq
If only shirou found ger first. Would have been a great route really with her giving him mana boosts to be the superhero he always wanted, and she would have had her faith restored in males.
him fighting garcher while boosted would have been neat
can
No, you can't fix her. And just from mythology you should know NIT to get Medea affection.
I mean, Jason was a bit of a tard lets be honest.
fix
her
and
make
her,
very
VERY,
>wtf are you doing
>those are my panties
>gibbem back
happy
Stop liking evil women.
Is this cropped? If so, mind linking the full pic?
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5955553&tags=medea_%28fate%29
>Madea's cumdump
WHY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH WOULD YOU WANT TYLER PERRY TO CUM IN YOU?!??
The fact they didn't give this to us really means Nasu is lost forever.
good bawd
Fate is transphobic
Wut? I thought futa wiener was canon?
Most new servants in fgo are literal trannies though?
As all things should.
I was going to say you are wrong but tried to imitate that pose and I failed
You are right, its impossible
In the threesome ending do you think saber kept the wedding dress?
Didn't it vaporize when she made the contract with Rin and re-materialized her real armor?
>Poison Dress
I swear to god you have to be a mentally stunted weeb who grew up with this shit to even be able to take Fate serious.
>poison dress
What are you talking about? And I have that image saved too but when I post it I post it from a place of love. I love my silly little VN
You see, she's not just in that dress because Nasu wanted his waifu in a hot dress and a rapeable position. It's actually a mystical ritual and the dress is an ancient artifact that drains her power....
I don't hate fate but it's pretty fricking dumb and easy to make fun of.
That’s not true at all who told you that?
I love it when they do that. See Star Wars as a good example.
What did they mean by this?
Isn’t it obvious?
I don’t remember anything about a poison dress in the VN
>I don’t remember anything about a poison dress in the VN
Neither do I, but I haven't read it in about 15 years. The Euripedes thing I do remember since it was a key plot point.
I read it recently. There's no mention of the dress being poison. The only expiation given was that Caster dressed Saber up like that because it suits her taste.
>Isn’t it obvious?
No?
Haven’t seen Star Wars?
Not since it came out
Slave Leia
I thought you were talking about the new ones
No I wouldn’t touch those with a 30 foot pole
Yes I love this thank you based George
The first one is pretty ok
i would say it's not as abhorrent as the other two but still pretty meh. i would put it on the same level as the prequels, maybe.
It’s just a new hope again. Perfectly soulless in every way
It's a remake of episode 4, but it had to break the entire lore of Star Wars to get there. Also Rey.
m8 r u serious
why did he do it?
based ewok lover
Based. This should be Rin.
Is this shopped or did she really have a body like that?
its a screenshot from the movie.
They actually had to tape her boobs during filming to make them slightly less lewd. Look for behind the scenes photos to see the real deal.
Carrie was smoking hot.
this is takeuchi with wedding dress saber
thats how she really looked
she also fricked half the set
>she also fricked half the set
e- even the props?
why do you think luke had to get a new lightsaber
>This is what ~~*they*~~ took from you
neuron status?
Stolen
Big Bang.
I also seem to recall something about Carrie being very upset and being objectified (years after the fact, as women do) because she was told that there is no underwear in space
years after the fact. she was part of the reason this costume was ever invented
Yeah, just the typical bullshit, unfortunately. I don't know why anyone buys this shit anymore, it's played out so many times that you can't possibly pay attention to it
>you get strangled by your own underwear
fricking kek
>Saves her from getting strangled
>She complains
It's never enough.
didnt you see the last jedi? shed have been fine
Don't recall seeing any underwear to be H.
>AAIEEE LUCAS GAVE ME MILLIONS JUST TO SHOW UP IN BIKINI, HELP ME NIGG-ACK (dies in an airplane)
Why are women like this?
Meanwhile Natalie Portman would have wanted to make Attack of the Clones more steamy (some of her actually filmed improvised scenes were cut because of inappropriate dialogue) but Lucas didn't let her.
>padme getting chained up about to be killed
nice
wheres the sus
>falls in love with a israeli woman
>turns evil
every time
George sounds far more based than I would have thought.
basically star wars is just a pastiche of stuff he liked from his childhood. He liked working on fast cars so they have speeder bikes and luke has that land cruiser thing.
>there's no underwear in space
He was a good friend
>4k subscribers
>2.1 million views
It is hard to separate how much Carrie really took offense at the time (especially considering how hypersexual and promiscuous she was at the time of filming Star Wars) and how much she just got retroactively creeped out by weird fanboys without a filter. She told Daisy Ridley one story about a fanboy who thought she would be impressed by him telling how he has jerked off to her since he was 13 (same but I started when I was 11).
To be fair, that kind of costumes and the sexualized slave girl trope already were staples in early 1900s pulp literature and comics, Lucas probably coomed to them a lot in his youth and saw a chance of inserting a fetish. Pic related, Malu the Slave Girl (she is actually a princess) was a short lived comic book heroine invented in 1949.
What I meant by that is that she complained that her previous costumes were too frumpy or something like that, and she wanted something more revealing. The slave girl thing from the 1900s pulp literature is just one of many things George took and put into star wars. It will probably never truly die, no matter how much they want it to.
No she’s literally on that dress because Caster is a perv. It’s not a mystical power draining dress or anything. Caster is just gay for Saber.
>Caster is just gay for Saber.
Oh so that's the reason why they make Caster acting like otaku towards Saber as a joke in Carnival Phantasm (https://youtube.com/watch?v=kdRkNEAeeTk?t=101 )
Everyone is gay for Saber in the VN. It's borderline comical that everyone is so desperate to get in her pants. Even the women. Especially the women.
Props to Rin for actually getting some.
>Even the women. Especially the women.
Reminder that pre-retcon Saber knocked up her sister with her futa wiener.
literally built for saber's saber
What retcon? Is it not canon anymore that Merlin made her grow a wiener so she could produce an heir?
No, it is. Merlin saw it lead to the most interesting ending possible through his clairvoyance so he hooked up Artoria with her half-sister (Morgause) and gave her a fully functioning wiener for a night using his Incubus powers. Queue Mordred.
That's also cited to be the main reason Vivian, who chose Artoria, was so upset with Merlin she sealed him into his tower in Avalon by the way.
Merlin couldn't go against his nature and decided to steer Artoria down the path towards the miserable ending of being betrayed by the Round Table and killed by Mordred since it was the most interesting/funny ending possible.
Mordred is a homunculus now that her sister made with stolen sperm or something. Iirc it's more magic test tube baby than Saber piledriving her sister into the ground.
that sounds like some bullshit she made up after being mad at how hard she got fricked
on the contrary it would be in her interest that Artoria fricked her hard enough for her to break and to fill all her whole with her mana.
she wants the semen not the orgasm
You can enjoy your work you know.
>dress is an ancient artifact that drains her power
Conveniently resembling erotic evening gown. These ancients were true men of high culture.
roflll nice pic
Yeah it's funny cause it's true
The poison dress is from Medea's original myth, or at least the Euripedes version. She uses it to kill the princess of Corinth in revenge against Jason.
>Poison Dress
>not serious
>"The tale known as "The Poison Dress" or "Embalmed Alive"[1] features a dress that has in some way been poisoned. This is a recurring theme throughout legends and folktales of various cultures, including ancient Greece, Mughal India, and the United States"
Poison dresses are a real thing, people were wearing clothes with green dye containing arsenic in 18th and 19th centuries but thought it is fine as long as they are careful while wearing them. It is unknown whether or not any deaths can be directly contributed to poisonous green clothes - inhaling arsenic fumes increases odds of getting lung cancer so probably yes - but some preserved green outfits from the era still test positive for arsenic.
caster is a dumbass
if she stopped larping as an evil witch shirou would have let her molest saber as much as she wanted
>larping as an evil witch
In one bad end, she cuts off your arms and legs and turns you into a magic wand for projection magic.
Some of the characterization in HA was, bizarre.
so anything actual women can do that troons can't is now unrealistic and muh soggy knees, got it.
impossible for me to not cum to
Yeah it's basically impossible that anyone can assume a posture that isn't a variation of spherical.
why doesn't she just lower her hips? unless her body is reflexively accepting?
This is actually pretty easy to do. I just leant on a door with my hands and it was simple
What even was the point of this scene?
You could ask the same thing of the Astolfo licking scene in Apocrypha.
To make Caster wet down there.
Show that Caster is a degenerate bisexual weeb.
To make my peenus weenus hard. It succeeded btw.
You DO know the fate series started as hentai....right?
Sex
caster is hotter than saber
Illya is hotter than both
Don't kinkshame caster
humiliation ritual
God Tier: Saber, Rider, Ilya
Good Tier: Caster, Rin, Bazett, Caren
Ok Tier: Taiga, Einzbern homunculus, Archery club girl,
Shit Tier: Sakura
To show that in the end, Caster's just like me
She could have just knelt down. She did not need to assume such a sexy pose.
Saber is secretly masochist.
Something something lower sabers magic res via making her submit or something, in the hopes of rolling a higher crit chance for rule breaker. Why is it done via molestation, Meada's kink I guess. So yes, outright a humiliation ritual on a character who is typically uptight and not into debauchery.
Medea just does it because she’s into it.
“It was Caster that dressed her in this white costume.
It is not arousing with her armor, and most of all, the armor does not suit her.
If she is an untainted virgin, saint, she should be in a pure white dress when she falls.
I like girls like you. That golden hair, small body, the boyish gallant figure, everything is so cute. And I love your loyalty for trying to choose death over betrayal.
-Really, I want to step on you and crush you.”
She looks at the girl with eyes filled with joy and hatred.
If Caster put her mind to it, she could get Saber to surrender in an instant.
Saber’s freedom is lost from fighting one Command Spell.
Then, the result is obvious if Caster uses a second Command Spell.
Saber will become Caster’s without the need for such torture.
“Kuh… Ah-”
But she will not do such an inelegant thing.
Caster should take time training finishing her, since she is a lovely toy.
For Caster, Saber is a tool with first-class appearance and ability.
It is natural for her to savor this rare israeliteel.
“…Yes. It is boring to control your body using the Command Spell.
I will have you become my Servant out of your own will. …Yes, I will destroy your mind before your body.”
Caster glares with bewitching eyes at the girl in the white dress.
She almost forgets about the Holy Grail. She thinks about Saber’s white skin and imagines transforming her into a slave that only seeks pleasure.
-She will make the girl into a tainted slave to her lusts.
She will not do something crude like taking her virginity.
She is a virgin.
Then she should make her into a virgin that drowns in pleasure.
A girl whose body will never be satisfied, greedily seeking pleasure…
When she imagines it and smiles… Her strongest foe Is now good as hers.
its what happens when they water down a porn visual novel into anime
>Not giving the ass a smack
Failure
the ass probably got smacked plenty off screen
Offscreen spankings is poor story telling
Wasn't this going to be an NTR scene where saber gets fricked by caster's master (forgot his name), but then nasu backed down?
>journalist visit hospital
>"We had 3000 deaths from cancer this year and one case of death from chicken gonorrhea, because of one zoophile"
>journalist returns to office and write: "Chicken Gonorrhea Second Most Frequent Death Cause in Country"
The dress is about humiliation. The entire scene is about breaking her will and thus her pride, that's why Medea doesn't just instantly break her with a command spell, because for her it's about the road rather than the destination. Because she can't help being triggered by a woman who she sees as hotter, less cynical, and more mentally resolved.
That's hot.
Isn't it like game list Saber charisma skill to act like that? I mean, making everyone at least respecting her but most turning into followers?
I feel like her charisma is derived from her looks and "fairy magic" aura rather than her charisma stat brainwashing people around her into thinking she's crazy hot. Gil's charisma is higher I think but he doesn't get the same reaction, people just think of him as a really handsome foreigner.
>Isn't it like game list Saber charisma skill to act like that? I mean, making everyone at least respecting her but most turning into followers?
She is an endearing autist. Yes her looks play into it. In the fandisk it's mentioned that everyone loves her because of her dignity and humility. She speaks directly and honestly while not being rude. Basically everyone likes her because she's a genuinely nice person in a world of schizo psychos.
I will be honest - such attire is one of my fetishes. I cannot explain why it triggers me that much.
because of the implication
What implication? I don't mean this particular scene but this type of outfit, combination of (tight), sleeveless dress, elbow gloves and thigh highs.
oh just tight dresses in general not wedding dresses?
Yes. Each of these elements are strong but their combination is something much more.
Im into thigh highs and gloves myself. Especially together.
>Shorderless white dress
>long gloves
>exposed back
>lingerie underneath
>high heels
Oh yeah it's gaming time
for me its nude with gloves and thigh highs. I usually dont like shoes but heels or dance shoes are nice, and so are bare feet. only time i'd allow shoes on a bed
Imagine getting to slowly kiss and undress THIS. I'd just coom my pants.
Honestly back then homoeroticism among women was so much hotter because of the rarity and only involving hot chicks.
Is that the steam logo in the magic circle? Are occult rituals and virgin anime girl sacrifices how gaben actually lost weight?
Of course, what do you think billionaires do in their spare time?
Good thing it's a videogame
My question is what is this from or who is it
This is King Arthur from the anime Fate Unlimited Blade Works by Ufotable
Fate/Stay Night
its kino
Thanks bros.
Looks like I got a new anime to watch.
no dont watch it read the visual novel. UBW anime is the middle part of it. Read the vn you have been warned.
How?
Only good thing to come from this series.
unironically too detailed
Orangemaru is king. I have a few doujins from him, but no daki covers.
why doesn't she just sit down?
She is secretly quite a pervert
Can you kneel in the same spot for hours with nothing else to do? Gotta change positions sometimes to get the blood circulating anon.
she could also just stand up normally
sitting seiza is uncomfterble even for japanese so her weight would be distributed between her knees and wrists, which are not made to support it as well as a straight leg. the real question is why not just stand up
>the real question is why not just stand up
There are red strands going towards her ass and feet so she is presumably tied in multiple points, not just her hands.
why did you draw nipples
shes held there by magick
Sabers aren't that smart.
You can't see it from this angle but there's also restraints on her upper thighs slightly up from where her knee socks end
I am men, and i sure i can mimic this pose if i try. I have lordosis tho.
why can't b***h just stand up
to be held by magic strings? yeah probably
Carrie Fisher was never attractive
here comes the pride parade
Cope
She's always looked like a hag
Enough with evil hags, post more Sabers.
turning saber into my slave girl
Isn't Saber older than caster?
Saber is the age you want her to be. But no, Medea is from greek mythology and therefore much older than arturian legends.
Braid Saber best Saber.
No I mean how long they've lived. Caster is 28 or 29 IIRC isn't Saber 35?
Don't remember but it's quite funny, when you say so. High school teen commanding grown up, 35 years old king/queen. And hot.
>SABER NO ILL FIGHT FOR YOU DEAR
love my funny little autistic ginger
god I wish anime women were real
There is only one good Saber.
FGO shitters get out
Castoria is a much better character than Artoria, but she's most definitely not a Saber...
i hate morons like you
You sound mad. Why are you mad?
FGO has a lot of shitty parts but Avalon le Fay is legitimately amazing.
To be fair LB6 is about as long as the entirety of FSN and entirely focused on her vs splitting the attention between three heroines, it's pretty obvious Caster Artoria gets more development/characterization and what not. Also helps that it can pull from a lot of things that came before - like FSN Saber's story.
I don't want to play gacha for the story beats, best way is to just find some YT vids? Also had issues with how utterly bonkers in scale things went with types after extra, and especially what I've heard about GO.
They’re the same character
They are like polar opposites anon. That's the whole point.
Saber lived a relatively happy life, wholeheartedly embraced her destiny, and selflessly sacrificed herself for strangers without a second thought, while Castoria is anything but a good and noble person but gets forced to play "her part" in the World's grand schemes anyways.
If anything it's Aesc and Morgan that are more like King Arthur
>Saber
>living a happy live
lol no, she killed her emotions there was no happiness in that
She's happy at the very end when she's about to die because she'd met Shirou.
I said relatively happy.
Compared to Castoria her life was very blessed.
Avalon le fae taught me all fairies must die. There are no good fairies. Roundhouse kick fairies into the concrete.
jonathan strange and mr. Norrel did something similar and fairies were a hilariously obvious allegory for israelites in it. Complete with black idolozation. I think nasu is in on this.
>fairies
can’t they be obliterated by normal iron? i could solo any fairy with my pantry
Castoria knew from the time of her birth that she was the "chosen one" and would eventually have to go on a pilgrimage culminating in herself committing suicide to save Britain and save all the Faefolk living on it.
The same Faefolk that hated her, tortured her, kept taking everything she felt affection to away from her and just all around made her life a living hell.
Her "destiny" was literally killing herself to save the land and people she hated like nothing else in the world with her having zero recourse or choice in the matter.
Artoria had it pretty fricking good in comparison. Sure she had enemies, but she also a lot of good times before she climbed on the throne, got loads of recognition and respect for her deeds, and had plenty of companions.
I have never played FGO but this sounds like the plot of FF10.
It would be if everyone hated Yuna to the point of keeping her like a slave, regularly beating her to an inch of her life, selling her to mercenaries for sexy fun times against her will, etc, then eventually they'd let her get closer to Wakka, Lulu, Khimari, and so on, just to let her develop some semblance of hope and joy only to then torture and kill them all while blaming her for it just to see how she'd react if they break her even further.
Fairies are completely fricked. Yet her destiny is to offer up her entire existence to save them, no ifs or buts about it, she can't go against it.
...man, Nasu really can't let go of the Asagami Fujino archetype, huh.
Bro I don't care about your gacha but the whole point of Saber is that she kills her own emotions. She's so inhuman and cold that even her closest friends and country she protected turn on her.
Next time you see a crippled vet with PTSD you go tell him that it aint so bad at least he got some badges and "respect".
The biggest difference is the choice part of the equation.
Saber went down that path of her own volition. She wasn't born a chosen one, she became that person. Merlin gives her a lot of chances to back out before he starts grooming her to become the person capable of fulfilling her childhood dreams.
Castoria was born that way. She never had a choice in anything all the way until the very end. Her personality is the polar opposite of Saber's, she doesn't want to save anyone, especially not through self-sacrifice, she secretly wishes the people she is forced to save would die the most gruesome deaths imaginable.
Not that anon but didn't the later games say that Uther intentionally tried to create the ultimate ruler or something dumb like that and that's why she's part dragon and shit?
Comparing them is stupid tbh. Castoria isn't Saber from a different world or anything like that. It's just through contact with (You) that she even learns about Saber and starts seeing parallels (see
for example). Aesc is much more like Saber, except she completely lost it and went insane because of the fairies' bullshit cause trying to help them find peace ended up impossible even after countless attempts and thousands of years of self sacrifice since fairies are completely different from the humans Saber dealt with
>when I heard she was my proper human history self, I thought I was going to throw up.
?
She was told about Saber Artoria from Proper Human History by (You).
(You) gave her that connection.
The line right before that is she was shown Artoria when she rang the bell of pilgrimage. It’s possible (you) just gaslit her into thinking that but taking it at face value doesn’t seem too far fetched.
Saber was born and groomed by Ulster and Merlin to be king and something that was by design not human. She had to intentionally chose not to be a normal person and instead be a dragon/king.
For example in GoA Kay, her adoptive brother, talks about how she spent all of her free time training to be a king and none of it enjoying the sort of life she was trying to protect, sleeping only 3 hours a day, and even while sleeping Merlin was teaching her how to be king.
> In her life, she had no room for herself,
never personally experienced what it was she trying to protect.
Is there anything more heartbreaking than that?
I am a man who will cut off the head of a giant if asked,
but even I frowned not being able to look at this.
>she doesn't want to save anyone, especially not through self-sacrifice
Castoria ultimately willingly faces Cerrunos in order to save people (including (you)) and because she wants to, a thematic equivalent to what humanity Artoria has dying when pulling the sword.
There’s a big difference in how much support they each had - Castoria for example loses her Merlin very early but it’s not hard to imagine them coming to a similar outcome living each others life. If you read GoA their personalities are described fairly similarly.
>But her being a sore loser was a trait she was born with.
Her standard for winning and losing was
not that she was disappointed to lose to someone else,
But that she was pathetic, sore at being so useless.
Whenever she falls down,
she would immediately stand lifting her face up.
She wasted no time consoling herself.
There should be a limit to the spirit of moving forward.
And yet, she’s easily hurt.
She must have been too honest to brush things off.
The knights outside of the castle talk as if she has a heart of iron,
but she was reed, not iron.
She was shocked and battered,
but not once has her heart broken.
Caster Altria is technically a excalibur
I don't get it, why not? I don't want to get baited into making mustard gas
If you summon saber, can you frick her without using command seals?
if youre emiya shirou
>toeless socks
japan is ahead of our time
Fixed. Now she is stuck in position
That's how it is in the show I think
You can see it better in the other angles
It is if you're fat. Fix your diet and start exercising
castoria is unironically a better character than saber
I honestly love how these posts always out lardass morons who've literally never done a stretch.
Stretching is one thing, staying in an inverted L shape with no base under your center of gravity like she is doing is actually impossible (unless that magic shackle is holding her up).
The magic shackle is obviously in a fixed spot. But she still doesnt have to be in that position. Nothing is stopp her from just sitting on the ground or crouching if her arms arent long enough
I haven't played the game is she like actually raised with manners of royalty? She may have done the calculus and supposed the doggystyle position was more dignified than squatting like a hooker.
No anon, it's just being flexible + good core strength. Gymnasts, yogi, ballet dancers, etc — this is easy as shit to anyone who puts genuine practice into it.
Our physical limits for flexibility and silly poses are like obscenely high above what out-of-shape shitposters assume.
It doesn't matter how much core strength she has, a steel beam in that shape would fall over instantly. To be balanced her ass would have to go back much farther than her feet, but her legs are almost perfectly perpendicular to the ground so that's not the case.
She is literally constrained by magic wires. There is no independent support in action here.
wrong, I can frick her in this position easily (mana transfer I mean)
all these secondaries lmao
there's magic bindings around her ankles and upper thighs fixing her legs in that spot
It isn't even about them being secondaries, the show makes the strings look unmissably visible.
It is possible, this issue is that you will never be a woman.
the people who say that are also fat or sit on their asses all day posting on the internet.
>like half a dozen people have posted the real explanation of the string between her legs keeping her ass raised
>people still don't understand how can she hold the position
The main trio's relationships instantly become weirder when you remember that Seibah is at least ten years older than Rin or Sherou.
does this actually get you responses
That seems to be spam to harass people on Discord people hate because it's always a different name. Not sure if it's one autist who hates a lot of people or different people spamming it.
why don't you wanna laugh at deadbeats anymore
>Ganker will frick this
>seen as a vaguely androgynous man her entire life, never once suspected to be anything else by people who weren't already in on her secret
>never mistaken once for a man in either grail wars by anyone
>is also seen as a ridiculously attractive woman in-universe which is impossible to reconcile with her supposed androgynous appearance, since attractive women are attractive because their faces are unmistakably feminine
What a plot hole.
Eating sweet fruits in secret with the king.
Spectating a game of football with the king.
Marching at the vanguard beside the king.
And you wouldn't?
I wish she looked like that instead of the thin stick of a woman she is.
Not my king.
best thing nasu ever did
>one japanese boy fricks king arthur
>another fricks a vampire princess
>another fricks an allmighty being connected to the root
Why are japanese boys so powerful
If Mahoyo is truly inspired by Eva, as Nasu said, then it is really unsurprising that mountain boy does not bang either Aoko or Alice.
That's because it was supposed to get a sequel but it flopped
>Oh, you’re using your Noble Phantasm?
>I tap 2 Blue and cast Mana Leak, go.
How does Caster possibly respond to this?
uhh, what does that do?
>porn game from 20 years isn't realistic
Blueman is right
around fae
Oberon did nothing wrong. Unironically.
when i see "people" like you post, i think off you as you would of anthony burch or druckmann. I rather have pancreatic cancer than to be you. And I say this not because of some kind of misplaced hubris and pride that I believe makes me better than others, no, you are simply that pathetic.
Consider joining the 49% as fast as possible
boy you are replying to a bot, dont get worked over
How would that have even worked? do you even get to make choices as Shirou before summoning Saber?
What's impossible about this? Isn't the glowy red thing holding her up?
Do servants have to poop and pee?
Porn is fake, I've literally never seen a woman bend over for anything, much less sex. They would rather b***h and whine until you pick shit up for them.
No shit literal magic is involved
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>this is supposed to be the ancient hero king of Britain
I fricking hate Fate so fricking much it's unreal. I wouldn't give a frick if they were Sailor Scouts or robots or whatever, but seeing Nips using our cultural heros as cumdumps pisses me the frick off. Makes me want to revive the Great Port Opener just to teach them a lesson.
>No you cant make king arthur a girl because... you cant.. its our cultural hero!!! time for tea
>No you cant make king arthur a girl because I'll slap the Jap out of you if you try
Fixd
le epic military man
macarthur was based
mah boy this girl is what all true warriors strive for
a respectable opinion, but I prefer fate.
Stop putting kids on hormone blockers
>but what of your Blacks!
Post a picture of your hands. I have a theory.
Keep seething as your nation slips further into irrelevancy. When your NHS goes belly up give me a call, I can get you a good deal with Blue Cross.
have a nice day. At least S;G was able to give the real life event of John Titor some level of respect. Fate shits on literally every single historical figure in history and makes a complete mockery of real life and mythology.
Fate is garbage.
Memes aside saber is one of the best depictions of Arthur ever
>Nearly every aspect of Artoria is faithful or at least has some basis in Arthurian legend
>Except what if Arthur was a girl
>AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE
>Respect to John Titor
>They also made her into an anime girl
Hypocrite much?
There's a world of difference between being turned into an anime girl and being turned into an anime girl who gets pounded in the ass by the MC.
Sex and romance are part of life
All of the girls in Fate are only good for cooming to. It's not the same thing at all Fategay.
Tsukihime >>> Fate
Kara no Kyoukai >>> Fate
Post your favorite route.
Illya and sacchin routes of course.
>but that doesn't
Shut up. Illya and sacchin routes.
Fate
The thing that always got me is why she's bent over. I get the red hand restraints keep her hands at that level but she could easily raise herself up.
Mordred > Saber
However they are both top tier
too bad apocrypha sucked.
To the fault of Jeanne and a bland antagonist. The mix of religious and philopshical beliefs being so shit and dragging the entire thing down when it had strong characters was confusing to say the least
>no illya route
>no rider route
>no caster route
>no shielder route
>no shinji route
>>no shielder route
This one is even fricking worse because now that Mash exists Nasu is probably never going to bring Tachie back, and Mash is so fricking boring.
Why does Caster want to finger Seiba so much
セイバー可愛い
Would I like Fate is I unironically hate sex.
the version most people read has the sex taken out and replaced with other scenes. the sex scenes arent remotely good outside of memes
Shirou is probably the least horny TM mc
Aoko and Alice are both prostitutes and Shiki is either an insane rapist or very observant pervert depending on which version of Tsukihime you read
I literally tried this five minutes ago, and it's completely possible. Especially if your hands are fixed to a position and you're wearing heels, you can just press your weight onto your shoulders.
>wearing heels
You have heels, babe?
All Sabers are cute.
Cute seibahs
It's still a less embarrassing fate for King Arthur to be a cute anime girl than to be turned into a Black or an arab like any future adaptation of the myth will do in the future that comes from the west. Nasu at least respects the general chivalric ethos of the arthurian legend.
Anime girl aside, Fate is unironically the most faithful adaptation of the mythos even ignoring shit like that. Arthurian lore gets wild and basically nothing else captures it.
Out of the thousands of anime I have watched I really don't know why but I just never bothered to watch Fate anything. I don't know why. Its the type of anime I would typically enjoy. It just seems "pointless" storywise I don't know. I need to eventually watch Fate:Zero and start there I guess
No start by reading the vn. None of the adaptations are particularly good and zero is written as if you have an understanding of the events of fsn
The real issue is that the adaptations are practically nothing like either of the Fate visual novels. It's like, the difference between SMT and Persona.
Nasu is the Malory of the 21st century.
He’s better than mallory
seibah sexo
Have you guys thought that perhaps one of the reasons why girls bully you and feel disgusted when you try to be "nice" to them is because they know you're a pig that hypersexualizes them and you have no good intentions that would make anyone want to be with you?
It's actually because they aren't attractive looking. And don't have money.
wrong thread?
There was a man who could contort his body to fit in a box. What are you on about?