This is what the ideal female character looks like. Questions?

This is what the ideal female character looks like. Questions?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not convinced, post more evidence.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not quite Raita enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boobs too big.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as tall as possible
      I'm already a fricking manlet. Why would I want her to be towering over me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not wanting to climb and ride that b***h
        As a fellow manlet, ngmi.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand this. I'm a manlet too but
        >Can't reach something
        >ask tall wife to reach it
        Your other option is buying one of those grabby claws. It just seems like a fricking no brainer to try and get the tallest girl you can to make up for your literal shortcoming.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking loved those grabby claws as a kid. Made me feel like I had the Switch Hook from the Oracle Zeldas.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you marry a tall wife so you have a better chance to have tall kids you dumb manlet frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only subby men like tall girls.
      Dont bother denying it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he wants to produce midget heirs
        ngmi

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qSHE'S FAT

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *raises paw*
    Needs a chubbier tummy.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Questions?
    How smelly are her farts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lesser animals drop dead when she lets loose.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey commander, the nikker thread is two blocks down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I checked it out and it was lame. This one is more promising.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nikker
      I just started this and don't think I like it. I rolled shitty I guess? I don't care enough to make other accounts for the meta characters. Maybe I just won't enjoy gatcha games.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate the colored inner hair zoomer anime meme

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This is what the ideal female character looks like. Questions?
    What if we made her boobs bigger?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then she would no longer be ideal.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like her huge boobies

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIGGER

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is she tied up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uncontrollable moron strength. She crushes dummbells like they're sheets of paper.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moronic gorilla strength that she can't control. She's in jail because she accidentally hurt some people and I think killed some other nikkes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I always wondered what they meant. Like only destroyed their body or did she purpsefully crushed their fricking brains?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        multiple charges of sexual assault against me

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boobs not saggy enough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And she should be even more embarassed and upset

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've always fantasized about an epidemic of this randomly happening to women. I want to see my female friends embarassed as they have to awkwardly deal with the fact they're now built like a blow-up doll and have no hopes of hiding it.

    Oh, you're about to get your doctorate? Well too bad, because one morning you wake up and notice your body has started swelling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guilty?
      This should be the standard for crime sentencing for women.

      Speeding ticket? Enjoy having your breasts swell to the size of your head.

      Is that her actual lore?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No idea, but it's a lovely dream.
        "Oh... hey anon. Yeah, the court put me on a fert-service. It's not fair, I never thought this would happen to me. I got sentenced a month ago and they're STILL growing, I can't believe they're allowed to blow me up like some kind of sex-toy.... I can't even stand up straight between my chest and hips... it's so embarassing."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no she's in jail for

        moronic gorilla strength that she can't control. She's in jail because she accidentally hurt some people and I think killed some other nikkes.

        but being exposed to the nikke nanobots that turn them into a superhuman robot girl does remodel their body into whatever they internally think is "ideal" which usually includes giant breasts and asses in this game. and forced nikkefication is sometimes used as punishment for crimes, since after the process they're basically slaves of the government treated as objects with no human rights.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This sounds hot as hell, but does the game hold up? If the nikkefication is gradual and distressing I'd auto-download.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This sounds hot as hell, but does the game hold up?
            no, it's a fricking mobile gacha game.
            and nobody gets turned into a nikke during the story, it's all part of backstories. there's one antagonist character the teased it happening to at the end of a cliffhanger story update but then went "lol jk" when they added the next chapter.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's a bummer. A dialogue/plot focused game where you pick women to effect would be amazing.
              >"Please, please don't give me anymore. You said it would probably just be a couple of cup-sizes, but I'm still swelling!"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          does that mean the e-girls wanted to get smaller

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guilty?
    This should be the standard for crime sentencing for women.

    Speeding ticket? Enjoy having your breasts swell to the size of your head.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too thin

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn be her so you can ride a cute mexican boy

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every guy should be able to pick one girl to balloon like this regardless of if they want it or not

    and mutiple guys can pick the same girl

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breasts too small

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