This is what the ideal female character looks like. Questions?
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I am not convinced, post more evidence.
Not quite Raita enough
who?
Boobs too big.
>as tall as possible
I'm already a fricking manlet. Why would I want her to be towering over me.
>Not wanting to climb and ride that b***h
As a fellow manlet, ngmi.
I don't understand this. I'm a manlet too but
>Can't reach something
>ask tall wife to reach it
Your other option is buying one of those grabby claws. It just seems like a fricking no brainer to try and get the tallest girl you can to make up for your literal shortcoming.
I fricking loved those grabby claws as a kid. Made me feel like I had the Switch Hook from the Oracle Zeldas.
you marry a tall wife so you have a better chance to have tall kids you dumb manlet frick
Only subby men like tall girls.
Dont bother denying it.
>he wants to produce midget heirs
ngmi
qSHE'S FAT
*raises paw*
Needs a chubbier tummy.
>Questions?
How smelly are her farts?
Lesser animals drop dead when she lets loose.
Hey commander, the nikker thread is two blocks down.
I checked it out and it was lame. This one is more promising.
>nikker
I just started this and don't think I like it. I rolled shitty I guess? I don't care enough to make other accounts for the meta characters. Maybe I just won't enjoy gatcha games.
i hate the colored inner hair zoomer anime meme
>This is what the ideal female character looks like. Questions?
What if we made her boobs bigger?
Then she would no longer be ideal.
I like her huge boobies
BIGGER
why is she tied up
Uncontrollable moron strength. She crushes dummbells like they're sheets of paper.
moronic gorilla strength that she can't control. She's in jail because she accidentally hurt some people and I think killed some other nikkes.
I always wondered what they meant. Like only destroyed their body or did she purpsefully crushed their fricking brains?
multiple charges of sexual assault against me
Boobs not saggy enough.
And she should be even more embarassed and upset
I've always fantasized about an epidemic of this randomly happening to women. I want to see my female friends embarassed as they have to awkwardly deal with the fact they're now built like a blow-up doll and have no hopes of hiding it.
Oh, you're about to get your doctorate? Well too bad, because one morning you wake up and notice your body has started swelling.
Is that her actual lore?
No idea, but it's a lovely dream.
"Oh... hey anon. Yeah, the court put me on a fert-service. It's not fair, I never thought this would happen to me. I got sentenced a month ago and they're STILL growing, I can't believe they're allowed to blow me up like some kind of sex-toy.... I can't even stand up straight between my chest and hips... it's so embarassing."
no she's in jail for
but being exposed to the nikke nanobots that turn them into a superhuman robot girl does remodel their body into whatever they internally think is "ideal" which usually includes giant breasts and asses in this game. and forced nikkefication is sometimes used as punishment for crimes, since after the process they're basically slaves of the government treated as objects with no human rights.
This sounds hot as hell, but does the game hold up? If the nikkefication is gradual and distressing I'd auto-download.
>This sounds hot as hell, but does the game hold up?
no, it's a fricking mobile gacha game.
and nobody gets turned into a nikke during the story, it's all part of backstories. there's one antagonist character the teased it happening to at the end of a cliffhanger story update but then went "lol jk" when they added the next chapter.
That's a bummer. A dialogue/plot focused game where you pick women to effect would be amazing.
>"Please, please don't give me anymore. You said it would probably just be a couple of cup-sizes, but I'm still swelling!"
does that mean the e-girls wanted to get smaller
yes.
Guilty?
This should be the standard for crime sentencing for women.
Speeding ticket? Enjoy having your breasts swell to the size of your head.
Too thin
>ywn be her so you can ride a cute mexican boy
every guy should be able to pick one girl to balloon like this regardless of if they want it or not
and mutiple guys can pick the same girl
breasts too small