This is why you should never get a Sprigatito
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Damn brat...
Cat breathe smells bad don't let it turn your arm into a rotting corpse.
My cat has a habit of lying on my chest with his face close to mine and breathing right on my face. I hate it but I love him and don't want him to feel like he can't cuddle up when he wants attention. cats are adorable stinky furballs and the last thing you want is their mouth on you.
Good thing pokemon are fricking fictional unlike what ivyBlack person seems to think. Nutjob.
Just hope you arnt one of those cat people that just let's their cat wonder around outside. Like if it's fenced in that's fine, but people who let their cats wonder around neighborhoods and shit should have their animals taken away.
He spends most of his time indoors with me but otherwise he sits in either my or our neighbours fenced in backgardens (lots of animal owners round here - one of the gardens has a giant bird cage thing with heaters and stuff around it, he likes to sit underneath that where it's warm sometimes, house owner doesn't mind since birds are safe from him anyways).
The fences keep him safe but they don't keep him contained since like any cat he just fricking jumps/climbs up them lmao.
Cats are inquisitive and athletic predators by nature and it's cruel to never let them outside. I don't live in the USA so maybe it's a little different for you, but my area is safe and full of animal lovers. It's cute seeing a few of the cats meeting up in someone's garden occasionally.
>letting your cat wander around an urban environment freely, pissing on everything and stinking up the place
fricking catgays, i swear. you people are subhuman.
You've just described basically every animal.
sure, but other pet owners don't let """"their""""" animals roam their neighborhoods freely.
if my neighbor has a dog or something, that dog isn't going to get into my yard and ruin my patio furniture by pissing all over it.
of course toxoplasmosis morons can't see the difference.
Oh, that was me. I pissed on your patio furniture. That means its mine now, right? I'll take good care of it. Thanks anon!
sorry anon, but i'm gonna have to put you down now.
>if my neighbor has a dog or something, that dog isn't going to get into my yard and ruin my patio furniture by pissing all over it.
Nah, some dog owners do that too.
A few years back I had neighbors that would just let their dog roam about.
Fricker broke my fence and trampled my garden before jumping back over.
>Cruel
It's more cruel to introduce a foreign predator to a delicate environment. You must really hate nature. Don't get why you people can't just walk your cats on a leash. Probably because most of you are fat and dont want to put real effort into your pet.
Cats have been part of my country's environment for more than 1600 years. It's a bit late for that.
>My country has been fricking up the environment for 1600 years
>Might as well keep it up
Man, that's a terrible excuse to be lazy. Don't get why cat people can't just walk their cats instead of letting them piss, shit, and kill every small animal it sees for fun. I also really hope your country doesn't have any large birds that could easily kill your cat. Doubt you'd even care if it got hurt. It could get killed a number of ways and you'd never be able to find it and your cat will have died alone. It's body getting torn apart by birds and bugs. It's honestly sickening you'd put an animal you love in danger.
You're putting a lot of effort into something you're not very good at
>Immediately ruins a funny thread
Why can't we have nice things /vp/?
Catbox the pt 3 pls, I'm not making a twatter account just to see a couple lewds.
https://files.catbox.moe/gix02z.png
meh
Thanks fren
i get so tired of people wasting good pics by making the girl just like the dick instead of actually go down on it, fml
whos the artist?
https://twitter.com/YUIO58ok
thanks
what are you supposed to do after you've seen all porn an artist has to offer? i follow yuio religiously and whenever he posts something new i just think "thats cool" and dont even jerk off or anything
>what are you supposed to do after you've seen all porn an artist has to offer?
go outside, touch grass, make friends, speak with people, and stop being a homosexual? maybe you need to seek therapy too
Practice what you preach
what am i supposed to do after that? therapy is pointless but i did make friends
discord nobodies aren't friends.
they are just mentally ill kids with no parents like you who want to get attention by talking about animal sex all the time
>discord nobodies arent friends.
i agree with that statement
Have sex, possibly with the friends, understand that you will always be superior to that anon, use your newfound sense of prestige to keep posting le funny weed cat porn.
>touch grass
No, don't! It's dangerous, wild pokemon live in tall grass.
>touch grass
That's what I've been doing, anon
HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOO IS THAT A POKEMON BEING HORNY AND IS INTO SEX WITH A HUMAN HAHAHAHAH I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE SO FREAKING HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Problem? :^)
HAHAHAHAH DUDE VERY HILARIOUS AND WHOLESOME I ALWAYS WISH REAL ANIMALS RAPE ME TOO HAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY AND BASED ANON XDDDD
There's no need to be upset
cute
>maybe you need to seek therapy
not after WHO officially said that dickchopper troons aren't mentally ill
my bodycount is 22 and i still bust fat ones in onaholes to rule 34, stay mad
funny how you assblasted homosexual always manage to turn up in weedcat threads, yet not in any of the countless mon threads. weird coincidence.
He is probably a crocgay.
>human boobs on cat
cringe and homosexualpilled
ummm sweety? it's 2023, any animal can have human boobs or dicks. animals can be trans too, it is valid ok!?!?!
No frick off, this isn't 2007 anymore - give me a GatoSexo with realistic catussy or give me death
Exactly, if anything she needs like three pairs of breasts.
>multiboob
now we're talking
a shame there isnt much of that.
>boobs
>homosexual
weedcat really broke some actual homosexuals here, holy kek
you arent ruining anybodys threads, IvyBlack person.
You are merely bumping them, thanks for that.
why does the army have battle scars
Because they fight battles? That's what they are for after all.
>doing it for free
>in 2023
>despite not even being a janny
kek
KEK
Already have a job so I don't need money to improve this board.
whatever moron hired discord troons to be jannies here should be shot though
>Already have a job so I don't need money to improve this board
pokefrickers are braindamaged
For real... I wonder what happened in their lives so they became like this moronic?
uncles raping them? dogs fricking their moms while they are watching?
>uncles raping them? dogs fricking their moms while they are watching?
you sure you're not the one fricked in the head? lmao
then why do you have fetish for animals? 🙂
Pokemon are not animals. Quit projecting your insane ideas.
literally written in the game
>b-but
cope
I don't want to frick spriga, but meowscarada, who is a humanoid feline fantasy character. Tone it down with the projections, bully-victim.
Tony The Tiger is a humanoid feline fantasy character and it's still called a Tiger. Same from Barney the Dinosaur.
you are not as smart as you think, zoophile
Dumbest fricking post I've read on vp. Congratulations
>no argument
now start calling me your bogeyman to cope lol
Your reasoning is at a kindergarten level. Arguing with you is a waste of time, you attention-starved loser
>magician pokemon
I don't see any mention of cats there, quit projecting pajeet.
>Masquernya
>nya
>cat's sound In Japanese
Any smarter argument, caTroon?
See
Meowscarada is the MAGICIAN pokemon, no mentions of cats in the dex so cope.
why do they make the animals so sexy? 🙂
>sexy
you only them sexy because you have fetish for animals.
any sane human don't see them sexy
>any sane human
>sane
>human
If you only knew how ridiculous you sound.
just because you are deranged with brain damage doesn't mean everyone else is like you.
whoever told you that Ganker is full of people like you lied to you. we hate you and you will never fit in
jerk offs to much and was enabled as a child by pedophiles. The usual stuff.
Yep. same story with every other homosexual/furry.
>you are a subhuman troony who wants to fap to animals to get attention.
but enough about you, IvyBlack person.
One guy is projecting so hard in this thread that I'm actually getting concerned about his mental wellbeing. Go outside, anon. You don't need to sit on Ganker pretending everyone except you is a loser.
ivyturd has had his mind completely broken by all the bullying and bans he has gotten by being a rule-breaking autistic toaducking loser
Its either a crocgay pretending to be IvyBlack person or IvyBlack person himself.
Furries have lived almost their entire life on the internet, their social skills and relationships are stunted and they have almost no concept of real friendship from spending time with others. Anytime they see an animal they immediately jump to OMG SEXOOOO because they have never experienced anything else.
It's really pathetic tbqhwyf
>X have lived almost their entire life on the internet, their social skills and relationships are stunted and they have almost no concept of real friendship from spending time with others
Hmmm, this seems to fit almost every real internet user. No, normalgays and newbies are not real internet users.
what broke IvyBlack person so hard, lads?
Unable to accept reality, leading him to spack out over the state of his girlfriend, leading to a reaction from r/veepee, the only place he feels accepted, so like any good autistic slighted, is now on a blood feud to set the scales right.
>leading him to spack out over the state of his girlfriend
what?
He deluded itself into thinking popularity with him extended into general consensus popularity, then met the internet.
Is it time to roll out the bans?
wait, you guys can really ban people?
can you ban Tinkaton posters?
This, and the fact that once it finally evolves into a Meowscarada it's apparently canon that it will jealously obsess over it's trainer.
(Granted, this is a Google Translated version of the Japanese site but I find it unlikely that phrases like "obsessed with trainer", "strong attachment" and that it gets jealous and in a bad mood if the trainer gives other Pokemon attention ALL were translated incorrectly)
they really made this thing exclusively to get fricked, huh?
honestly that's kind of a turn-off.
>he
Like I said, it's Google Translate. Notice it starts out using "it" then switches to "he". I assume the original Japanese just used "it" or whatever would be the closest equivalent to "it" in every instance. The games' official English translations almost always use it to refer to the Pokemon since gen 1.
>HAS
Porn staged like "muh phone social media app :33333" is so fricking cringy
This guy is trying his hardest to be /vp/'s Lee, huh?
>that comic
how boring, every artist out there made the exact same joke
Cute, my cat does that too. I'm definitely getting Sprigatito.
Being "Anti Janny" is champagne socialism applied to non political parts of your life. There's a reason why most established people think you're a crazy troll when you post like this.
Man you sure are fun at parties, can't you just call him a janny bootlicker and a gay like everyone else?
Black personhomosexual, I don't like pokefrickers but being a jannylite is even worse, you are a fricking disgrace
>t.roons who want to fill the board with porn and bait/troll threads
Die jannylite, your kind should be gassed
I wish I can ban pokefrickers permanently
Your parents should ban you and your brothers from life and then themselves to avoid spawning more creatures like you in this world. Don't you have any reading comprenhension? I don't like pokefrickers either but jannylites are the worst kind of Ganker dweller
I didn't say you are a pokefricker, Mr. Reading Comprehension
Then don't tag one of my post that way you moronic janny bootlicker, man if you post in /misc/ you should be banned from posting in all of the other boards
>said I hate jannies
>random moron call me janny boot licker
go leave
Then why are you doing the janny's job you homosexual? And you are clearly the /misc/poster, I've never been in that hivemind in my life
What's with blue boards obsession with pol? mindbroken af
kek /misc/ is everywhere, join us, one of us, one of us, one of us
/misc/ has always been a mistake and that board should get the /qa/ treatment
I don't see how a thread about gata sexo and derailing toadfricker invading it have anything to do with pol, you obsessed mong
The toadfricker is clearly a /misc/tard like all the other jannylites with his /misc/ buzzwords and his schizoid manners
You pop that cyst it will turn the whole body ceptic.
Did banning /qa/ remove the wojaks? No it did not infact thanks to that stunt it increased in troonjaks
Can you give me qrd on /qa/ drama?
I never used that board
iirc /qa/ hosted a frick ton of raids on other boards and wouldn't stop, so the entire board got locked.
no one here is a troony
replying to a literal schizo
Trannies literally enforce rules and laws and they are practically nazis, I don't know what you are on...
he's so deep into the troony brainrot that he sees them everywhere and in everything.
it's pretty sad.
>Trannies literally enforce rules and laws
and yet /vp/ is full of threads that go against the rules
>troll threads
>Spamming/flooding
>low quality posts
>racism
>flamewars
>no NSFW
where's the rules enforcing?
Just because there are rules doesnt mean theres an all seeing eye that instantly enforces it or just plain corruption/laziness
These threads go with 100+ replies and I report them but nothing happens because they reject every report on their threads.
Jannies are behind these rule-breaking threads
How new are you, just out of curiosity?
Since X/Y release
You're fighting a battle the jannies on the board didn't fight back when it opened. It's as much part of board culture here as posting cp is to /b/.
Put in mind that I'm not only complaining about Meowscarada spam.
I hated Incineroar/Decidueye, Cinderace and anti-BBND spam too
>IF I DON'T LIKE IT THE JANNIES SHOULD B-BAN IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>spamming is le good
We are not your attention center, kiddo
Please, you homosexuals would go into the 1 thread posted in a week and scream about spamming.
I kinda miss Tricksta's old style, at least back then he wasn't into piss&shit yet…
Out of all boards /vp/ jannies are my favorites because they are braixien and meowscarada appreciators and also dunk on ivytard regularly
>deleted
we can still see it thoughever, my dear janny wannabe.
I feel bad for everyone here who will be banned for triggering the cat janny and ruining his coomer thread
based sisters hiding our real motives and nature by deleting the comment lol
skeleturds and ivytards just keep on losing bros...
you lost the moment milphox's breasts swayed onto the screen....
you jelly, jelly boy....take the milphox pilphox
>Tfw I found out her final Evo can fricking punch you
What the FRICK is her problem?
did you, by chance, look at other female pokemon anon?
That's.... That's the reason she fricking decked me?
Cats are very clingy and possessive so yes.
https://youtube.com/shorts/rgtuULCsO_0?feature=share
Reactions may varry but one thing is for certain, they are heartbroken because you gave somebody else the attention that they crave.
>Mon with a huge trainer complex is mad at you
My best bet is you either
>Looked at a female anything
>EVEN a thing that vaguely resambles a female
KWAB (kek what a baka)
cute
>154 posts
>31 IPs
Jannielyte is spamming like a hyper-homosexual
>verification not required
>make a general
>goes into generals to scream about spam
>??????
>homosexual
You don't see me in any general, caTroon.
Ruined coomer thread
what's happening here
deserved for ignoring weedcat
requesting the sexooo microphone gatosexo
megaphone* oops
thank you!
Remember to kill humans
We need to start killing all furries again
It's more likely for a furgay to kill *you* in the current year sadly
Holy shit this thread feels nuked
>he wants to frick a kitten
This is what porn does to your brain.