I own a NES WII WII U PS1 PS2 PS3 PS4 PSP VITA GBC GBA NDS 3DS SWITCH
You definitely own more games than I do since I went full pirate the moment I learned about PS2 modchips. Yes, I played TOTK like 10 days earlier than you did
TOTK was garbage and an inferior game to BOTW which was already a low tier zelda game. It's only better than PH ST SS 1 2
Why do you sound like a moronic homosexual that indulges in moronic consolewars in 2024?
As if BotW and TotK are even remotely similar to any other Zelda game and it's some kind of outlandish opinion to dislike the former while liking the latter.
>tendies showing that they don't play any games not made by nintendo
not their fault that the best 3rd party games have been skipping nintendo for almost 20 years
I watched this video the other day and it's genuinely impressive how talented Nintendo are. I liked when they showed the development footage of the game just collapsing under the strain. Then I remind myself if any other developer tried to make this game, they would just release it in a completely broken state like that, because fixing it would be beyond them.
You can always tell how good a game because seething schizos will constantly offer up "alternatives" to play, as a way of coping.
>tendies showing that they don't play any games not made by nintendo
not their fault that the best 3rd party games have been skipping nintendo for almost 20 years
>the best 3rd party games have been skipping nintendo for almost 20 years
A quick Google search of any BEST GAMES EVER and - without fail - the Top 20 will be completely saturated with Nintendo titles.
Nintendo make the best games. Nintendo have always made the best games.
>A quick Google search of any BEST GAMES EVER and - without fail - the Top 20 will be completely saturated with Nintendo titles.
No wonder when reviewers are afraid of getting death threats. 🙁
God I love this game so much. In a better alternate history if this game got the same amount of accolades as a Zelda game, The industry would be pushing unique interactions, player freedom and fully destructible environments instead the measure of one's hardware is about pushing graphical fidelity at the expensive of everything else. I retrospect I judged Red Faction Armageddon too harshly for not being a direct follow up to this game. Its not as good, but honestly its still a lot of fun.
Back then I thought this was a first, humble taste of what is to come soon from videogames.
Instead 7th gen happened which removd all advancements to AI, physics and artstyle and actualyl degraded further over time.
Botw is still a garbage boring ubisoft clone tho.
>waste a bunch of time creating a bunch of different interlocking mechanics >make the actual content easy as shit that barely requires you to utilize the mechanics
Modern Nintendo is so moronic.
I loved TotK but you're right. Kirby Star Allies is the same in a way. Each power has a rich full moveset with lots of capabilities but the game is literally for children who've never touched a controller before.
Americans can't make good games, so they need the japanese to show them how it's done everytime. I can't wait for them to fix the FPS genre too eventually, since you idiots can only obssess over graphical fidelity and nothing else.
>be zeldagay >love the franchise >suddenly the games turn into generic ubisoftcancer >totk gets praised for being genius despite being a literal copy paste of the previous game mashed up with gary's mod + banjo nuts and bolts >each game took absolutely forever to release despite totk being a carbon copy of botw >a link between worlds released 2013, LITERALLY 11 FRICKING YEARS WITHOUT A SINGLE NEW ZELDA GAME
Here you go senpai. Do I also need to post my Acekard 2i and CFW 3DS for the 3/DS titles? Also, do I need to hook up my Wii's external HDD since I have skyward sword installed on it? Such a garbage game lmao, was not worth spending $5 on the wii motion plus addon
So you don't own single Zelda game or Nintendo console. And you have the audacity to call yourself a "Zeldagay".
I think I can safely ignored any opinion you have.
Dilate, homosexual. You dont need to own anything to be considered a Zeldagay. And I say that as someone whos bought almost every Zelda game aside from slop of the kingdom which I thankfully pirated
>You dont need to own anything to be considered a Zeldagay
Obviously don't care enough to actually support the developers.
Your only experience of Zelda is by playing imitations of them.
Sad.
Begone fake fan.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No need to support the devs, moronic homosexuals like you that pay extra for the collector's editions already paid for my copy
>Your only experience of Zelda is by playing imitations of them.
Says the homosexual that owns MJ 3DS lmao
>be zeldagay
Show me your Zelda collection.
Pirategays on the other hand get to play a more faithful game than that shitty remake https://restoration.zora.re/
Join the 41% already troony
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Are you a third-world moron with no concept of how basic economics work?
Sadly there’s too many of you shitters polluting the internet.
Video games and hardware are consumer products, they wouldn’t be made if people didn’t buy them. You are a parasite. I only respect pirates who admit they just want free shit, not coping third-world subhumans like you.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Says the homosexual that owns MJ 3DS lmao
I own multiple copies of Majora's Mask, collectors editions and such. Even have my original magazine reviews and guides from 2000.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
So? You still own the shitty imitation.
Also, where your copy of zelda's adventure? If you're going full moron with your shitty collection, then you might as well go all in
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Based physical chad putting the thirdies in their place. This board is fricking twisted. >someone buys the latest graphics card for $2k: >BASED OMFG MASTTUR RAYCE >someone owns physical copies of games he loves >durhurr paypig tendie
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That graphics card can play all of the zelda games + romhacks + fangames + play at 4K resolution while the majora's mask strategy guide is available right here http://www.melaniff.com/melaniff/nintendo_files/Nintendo_Players_Guide_N64_Legend_of_Zelda_The_Majoras_Mask.pdf
Do not have a nice day once gaming becomes 100% digital by the way
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>needs a 4090 to play Nintendo games >you will own nothing and you will be happy
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I own multiple copies of Majora's Mask
Yet you haven't played any of them.
what kind of underdeveloped child or american are you, that you equate love for a franchise with how many trinkets you own related to it?
>claims to be fan >doesn’t own any of the games >has the gall to complain about the quality of the games
You literally did not participate, you didn’t purchase anything you liked thus you didn’t vote with your wallet. If you don’t like the current games, too bad. Nintendo is making games for paying customers, not for leeches like you.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>claims to be fan >doesn’t own any of the games >has the gall to complain about the quality of the games >You literally did not participate, you didn’t purchase anything you liked thus you didn’t vote with your wallet. If you don’t like the current games, too bad. Nintendo is making games for paying customers, not for leeches like you.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No argument, I accept your concession you filthy brown macaco.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why was this picture taken?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Prob a weight loss journey if I was to guess. Many people in Ganker makes fun of it because improving your health and body is seen as woke thing. Seen quite many guys rebel against "double standards" when girls have said they like fit guys.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The only Zelda game that I bought was Phantom Hourglass and that shit resulted in me getting Spirit Tracks. I essentially damaged the franchise by not being a 100% pirategay
>I only respect pirates who admit they just want free shit, not coping third-world subhumans like you.
But anon, I just want free shit. I also claim that I don't need to support the devs because (You) already paid for my copy
Yes, I am a parasite that posted TOTK spoilers online before the game got officially released. Hope the switch 2 gets hacked fast so I can keep doing the same
What are you going to do about it troony?
Based! I kinda regret not having a N64 as a kid but where I live in Europe Nintendo systems weren’t popular until the Wii. Anyway here’s my switch and 3DS physical games.
>video game enthusiast
Ah yes, an enthusiast that hates every single non-nintendo game to ever exist, and will refuse to even touch a game unless it has a switch version. Truly an enthusiast.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>ACgay enters the thread with his moronic fanfic
I own 400 games on steam.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why are you making up fake lies again?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Because ACgay has nothing, he needs to feel superior due to his narcissistic personality disorder. In reality he doesn’t like video games, all he allegedly played in the last decade was TF2, Terraria, AC6 and a bunch of roomhacks of older consoles.
I'm not one of those autists spamming pro or anti threads, I just occasionally post in them.
Personally I was excited for BotW when it was first announced then the actual game was a disappointment. They threw the baby out with the bathwater, SS was too handholdy and linear but BotW went too far in the other direction and dumped out what I liked about Zelda. Only 4 short dungeons, all the meaningful progression happens in the intro. Then TotK took 6 years to come out and was basically an asset flip, insane amount of recycled content from BotW, didn't even take place in a unique world like MM. The franchise has turned into open world slop when all I wanted was a refined version of the classic formula.
They even killed off 2D so the employees could all work on BotW/TotK, so I have nothing to look forward to in this franchise anymore.
Absolute moron. When I read posts like this I'm just baffled as to how moronic and stupid the c**ts on this board are.
Nuts & Bolts has you building vehicles in a subscreen.
TotK has you building vehicles in open gameplay, in real-time, WITHIN the game engine, all elements containing their own weight, gravitational potential, elemental and physical attributes combining and interacting with each seamlessly.
If you can't understand the difference - or how complicated it must have been to code this - then you really need to stay in school or perhaps even just have a nice day to save the human race from the burden you might breed one day.
the reason games like Besiege and From the Depths disable physics while building isn't because it's hard not to, it's because dealing with physics while building is annoying for the player
>TotK is nothing special. Single dev indie projects let you build more intricate vehicles.
Literally inferior and less complex in every way.
I can stand still in TotK and simply let the rain lash down.
>NPCs will run for shelter >water will pool >wildlife will gather under trees, shelter from the storm >rare fauna and animals will appear >stealth becomes easier because the rain lowers visibility and covers noise >lightning will strike, which may kill me or set things on fire >the world becomes wet, meaning surfaces are hard to climb, yet slick to shield surf over. >combat scenarios are dynamic changed
Even just standing still in TotK, without interacting with the world or even mentioning any of its complex gameplay mechanics, it is running rings around every other game.
All of this is in service of the gameplay, which will create unique situational set pieces, experienced differently by every player.
Nintendo are light-years beyond every other developer. It's embarrassing really.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>baby's first walking simulator
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Name games that do everything better than TotK. I’ll wait.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Just Cause 2
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
RDR2
It's also as fricking boring, so it's perfect for you
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
In terms of realism and detail I agree that RDR2 is up there with TotK but it’s aiming for realism and not the crazy fantasy sci-fi shit that Totk is able to pull.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>In terms of realism and detail I agree that RDR2 is up there with TotK
Holy shit, this place really is a sub IQ shithole KEK
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Goddam all the little details put into RDR2 are moronic as frick. Do you need to stand still for 10 days to see this happen in-game?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I’ve been playing vidya on multiple platforms like 8-bit consoles and DOS computers since the early 90’s, BotW was a game that really impressed me with its level of detail plus the huge living and breathing world. TotK pretty much doubled down on the amount of detail and crazy shit that just happen naturally. Nintendo was able to pull this off in underpowered hardware and on top of that they delivered a complete, finished product without GaaS monetization. It’s funny how I’ve heard multiple times how GaaS and MTX shit was the only way for publishers to make enough money to produce AAA games but Nintendo makes a product of much higher quality than the latest AAA western slop.
>or how complicated it must have been to code this
Yeah, I don't fricking care. It's not fun
I sure love trying to build something and have it be a fricking chore since spheres keep moving when placed on terrain. Also I fricking love waggling the joycon to detach shit instead of having a proper hotkey to do so
So you don't own single Zelda game or Nintendo console. And you have the audacity to call yourself a "Zeldagay".
I think I can safely ignored any opinion you have.
The only Zelda game that I bought was phantom hourglass and that was before I learned about flashcards. I emulated Zelda 1 on Nesticle most likely before you were even born
You also claim that I don't own a Nintendo console despite I clearly mentioning that I owned a Acekard 2i (requires a NDS or 3DS to use) and CFW 3DS and had an external HDD which I use for my Wii. Nice reading comprehension morongay. Also, I have BOTW and TOTK installed on my Switch. Yes, I pirated both games but those copies are virtually no different than someone who bought the same games digitally. If someone only bought the digital versions of the WiiU/Switch titles, then are they forbidden of being called zeldagays because they don't own the cardboard boxes?
Honestly, homosexual buygays deserve to get cancer and die. You're not a zeldagay, you're just a CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOMER
thats better why? Because it takes x5 times longer to build something? because they watered down every single mechanic in the game so they could have the same control scheme? or its the absolute moron time limit on the things you build so you dont obliterate the game?
That's all fine and dandy, but nothing ever asks you to take advantage of this. The game is afraid of challenging you. In a game about building vehicles, you'd expect a staunch difficulty curve to meet you for every increase of potential you are given. Like you have new wheels, new weapons, or new mastery or terrain, so now the game has to push back on you.
TOTK lacks this essentially progressive difficulty curve.
>That's all fine and dandy, but nothing ever asks you to take advantage of this.
Sounds like you played a different game from me.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
From the first korok and the first shrine, all the way to the last ones, they never ask you to employ any kind of advanced strategem. The dungeons are the same, being 4-5 rooms slapped together, oftentimes just letting you skip everything with a convenient hoverbike. Enemies can best be described as loot piñatas that really only exist for grinding. How many wacky webms have you seen of some guy making an overly elaborate fire penis robot contraption, and all he does is send it to kill some trash mobs? You could accomplish the same thing by just mashing your sword repeatedly, it's not like they employ tactics or act smart. It's just not that impressive.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
All of this is absolute lies and drivel.
You won't even get past the tutorial with that mentality.
You have to pretend everything the game does, the gameplay possibilities offers, the experiences the player can indulge in, don't count.
You have to pretend none of this counts because your own favorite game looks like infantile dogshit by comparison.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You won't even get past the tutorial with that mentality.
Oh yeah, walking down a hallway and watching a cutscene are definitely Dark Souls moments.
I think people who say Garry's Mod physics are comparable to TotK haven't played Gmod in a long time. Every time you stick two things together in gmod the physics start to spaz out. It's a chore to get anything to work. TotK physics work perfectly almost every time. Also, the fact that you have to harken back to 2006 to find physics even similar to it speaks to how much we have stagnated in everything but graphics and animation. Only other games with comparable physics are either indie or from 15 years ago.
TotK is so good it has ruined all other games for me.
I find myself wanting to explore other open world ganes but being hit with invisible walls, linearity and gated progression.
I find myself wandering off the beaten path and finding nothing there to discover.
I find myself peering into bottomless chasms feeling disappointed that I can't dive down there and explore.
I find myself dealing with baby tier combat scenarios and wondering why I can't use all my inventory to create new scenario-specific items and weapons.
I find myself wishing I could create my own solutions to puzzles and challenges using my own wits and resources.
I find myself disappointed that the game's interconnected systems don't turn every event into a unique set, experienced by me alone.
I find myself limited by the sheer inactive sterilisation of the world around me.
Nintendo have just raised the bar too damn high and now I can't enjoy anything else. Video games have peaked with TotK.
>say you think another game was better than TOTK or BOTW >supposed "enthusiasts" will lose their minds, because apparently having a different opinion makes you hitler
Why are you still seething about the fact that I own dozens of physical games?
At first it was >durrhurr you hate non-Nintendo games
Then I pointed out that I own non-Nintendo games >durrhur you hate games that aren’t on Nintendo
You’re a pathetic worm.
>If I am in error, then prove me wrong
Look at this thread, you're the only person seething out of his gourd just because people can afford nice things and you can't.
Nice headcanon.
Why do you shit yourself in rage when you see a picture of someone’s game collection? How can you even judge TotK’s quality if you didn’t play it?
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Nice headcanon.
Why do you shit yourself in rage when you see a picture of someone’s game collection? How can you even judge TotK’s quality if you didn’t play it?
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[...] >If I am in error, then prove me wrong
Look at this thread, you're the only person seething out of his gourd just because people can afford nice things and you can't.
See, you can't even be bothered to type a single sentence.
"It's okay to like non-nintendo games over nintendo games". This very statement burns you to your core because you cannot allow anyone to ever be considered on par with, let alone above, Nintendo.
Creating physics is not game design. Zelda TOTK in particular is a total mess in terms of game design: > controls are terrible > interruption with menus all the time >the way health and armor work is totally flawed, and is exactly the same as BOTW which shows that the guys didn't even try to fix it >ultra-annoying cutscenes and loading times that, when added together, start to become unbearable for the player (improving armor is a good example) >puzzles whose solution is self-evident in 99% of cases, i.e. they're not puzzles but just work >exploration trivialized because you can fly easily >repetitive battles that make the monsters more and more like damage sponges as you progress >simply pathetic story that convinces no one and is repeated several times >koroks again
Etc.
There's a reason why TOTK has fallen completely out of the popular imagination and isn't discussed anywhere. It's a clone of a game from 6 years ago, where nothing that matters has been improved, and it doubles down on the problems.
No wonder the only conversation about TOTK before this GDC video on Ganker is an autist who keeps creating threads pretending to be a fan and a critic, because that's the way the obsessed moron found to keep the game from being totally ignored.
Brainless fans can't even defend the points I've made.
Here more: > the image of the game has no contrast whatsoever and would not have passed the approval of anyone who has the slightest idea of art, colors and lighting >the battle companions stand in front of the camera several times, obstructing the view >the battle companions run away from you, making it difficult to activate their skills >you sometimes trigger a companion's ability unintentionally because it's the same button you press to collect items, which in some cases can cause items to be blown away, generating exactly the opposite of what you wanted >the robot you open last comes at a point in the game where it's simply useless (there's no balance) >frame rate constantly drops to around 20 fps, 1/3 of what is considered acceptable >the game's basic frame rate is 30 fps (1/2 of what is considered acceptable) >many of the quests are too simplistic to make sense (one of the quests is to open a door, and I'm not making this up, you literally open a door and complete a quest) >flying islands are copy + pasted >the puzzle of holding the board doesn't scale in difficulty so you'll almost always have something basic that you can solve by exploiting the game's physics >the flying bike costs almost nothing and trivializes entire locations, such as the Dephts >Depths has almost nothing interesting and is basically a place to collect consumables while facing the same 3 enemies as always (which were the same as in BOTW) >souls in the Depths are practically useless >vehicles disappear when you walk 20 steps and sometimes when there are cutscenes
>the image of the game has no contrast whatsoever and would not have passed the approval of anyone who has the slightest idea of art, colors and lighting
>ACgay mass-replying in a fit of rage because nobody strokes his bruised ego
Lmao, it’s not even about the vidya, it’s about his ego and status as le hardcoar gamur.
I would tell you to seek help but narcissists never do.
>Reused map >Reused durability system >Reused ubislop towers >Reused koroks >Reused enemies >No real dungeons >No music >No items
That'll be $70 plus tip for your BOTW DLC...sorry, I mean sequel.
>those anatomy of a gamer meme threads get instantly nuked >mentally ill schizo gays making the same zelda threads 24/7 stay up
i hate the mods and jannies
Then it sure is odd that you're so angry at me for saying things like "I don't think TOTK was the best game of 2023". Really interesting seeing a supposed game enthusiast get so pissed off over such a small statement.
Why are you insisting on this false narrative? Everyone is laughing at your asinine bullshit.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Where was I angry about that? I just dislike your narcissistic attitude.
>everyone is laughing at your asinine bullshit >you're narcissistic
Why? >BECAUSE YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO IMPLY THAT TOTK ISN'T A 10/10 MASTERPIECE
hmmm....
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
This schizo has spent his entire weekend seething in TotK threads.
I had sex with my tight gf and played TotK in between bouts of laughing at him.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I larped with my imaginary girlfriend before boating on my yacht with my 5 kids and met with the president because i'm so heckin valid
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No, it's true, he really has spent his weekend seething in TotK threads.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
How do you the quality of a game you didn’t play?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>calls non-nintendo games "troony shit" >has the audacity to accuse others of not playing games
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I never called non-Nintendo games troony shit. Don’t start this shit again you fricking loser. >has the audacity to accuse others of not playing games
It’s a fact and you even admitted it.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I never called non-Nintendo games troony shit.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Proof that was me? You have none. I don’t schizo spam.
I already proved to you multiple times that it wasn’t me, also that I own non-Nintendo games all you have is cope and delusions.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You have been caught lying multiple times already so no one is really going to trust anything else you have to say
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>so no one
Just you actually. You're alone in your delusions.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You have been caught lying multiple times
Your schizophrenic hallucinations are not proof.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You have been caught lying multiple times already so no one is really going to trust anything else you have to say
>Proof that was me?
It's all in the attitude. You think TOTK is a perfect masterpiece, and you demonstrate this by refusing to acknowledge even a tiny bit of criticism. You look down on others and even attack them if they imply that a non-nintendo game is good. You claim to be an idort, but your actions say otherwise. Really, the only thing I'm even asking is for you to consider that some games just did what TOTK did better. You can still jerk the game off as your favorite game, go right ahead infact. But your staunch refusal to acknowledge another viewpoint is what condemns you.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why do waste your life seething in threads about game you don't like.
Seems like bizarre behavior.
You certainly aren't here for the discussion as all your shitposts are lies or disingenuous gas lighting drivel.
My hypothesis is that you're simply jealous. Jealous of the millions people having fun. It's the only explanation for such obsessive behavior.
Ganker seems like a strange place to conduct yourself. Who trying to convince? 5 random anons?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
He doesn’t care about vidya, he cares about his reputation on a shitty vietnamese scuba-diving forum. He’s been worse lately because he got exposed so he feels like he has to shitpost to fix his reputation and heal his bruised ego. With narcissists their ego takes priority.
>masterpiece
it was a fun game but it wasn't anything particularly new. innovated on ideas that have been attempted in the past (see: red faction, crackdown 3, banjo & kazooie N&B) in a way that was fun to screw with for the entire playtime. i won't poo-poo a fun game just because it reuses the geographical layout from the previous game, but i certainly didn't pay $70 for it i paid $50 at launch
oh, this is one of those reposted-every-hour fight club threads where over half the posts are OP replying to himself. is legitimate video game discussion too much to ask for from the video game discussion board
I genuinely agree, I want more games to fiddle with building and physics shit, and integrate it into actual gameplay. I WANT GMOD NONSENSE TO BE INTEGRATED INTO GAMES WITH ENEMIES AND BOSSES AND CAMPAIGNS
I WANT TO BUILD GOOFY TANKS OR LAUNCH GIANT OBJECTS AT ENEMIES OR TRAP THEM IN INFINITE DEATH CONTRAPTIONS
>A world where players can express their creativity without breakdown
Thing is BOTW was about using the physics within the confines of the world while TOTK was about breaking the physics to do things to skip the confines of the world.
>nintendo makes nintendo's first ever game with physics >toddlers who have never played any game not called zelda, mario or pokemon cream their pants
There was a whole universe of physics-driven games before zelda did it, you know.
>why can't zeldasisters igbnore shitposting and simply discuss the games they like?
Discussion of TotK on this board is impossible. These schizos were seething about the game YEARS before it even released. They ape out at any discussion of the game.
This. I’m replaying BotW and after I’m done I’ll play TotK again. I just post here while I’m taking a shit to laugh at the schizos. I’ve already discussed everything that was there to discuss with my friends.
hasn't stopped literally any other game in the history of this board; NVgays have the troony shitposters, fromgays have shazamposters, DDgays have recently had their own nuisances too
i'd say you'd know nothing about it, since those aren't games your ilk plays, but who are we kidding, you are perfectly intimate with what goes on in those threads
All of those pale in comparison to the anti-Nintendo schizos. You can make a thread about one of the games you mention and have a relatively civil discussion but the moment you make an honest Zelda thread Eric and ACgay will pounce on it.
this is so stupid, sounds like a 10kid would say. Games are nothing but rules, making everything physics based only shows how much little creativity game designers have.
If they skipped BotW and went straight to TotK I maybe wouldve liked it
Also the fact that saving the game doesn't save your builds or that they'll despawn if you walk moderately far away from them is egregiously bad.
Also any time the game expects you to build a vehicle there's a pre-built one snapped in two off to the side of the road that just have to reattach.
>If they skipped BotW and went straight to TotK I maybe wouldve liked it
This is the reason I didn't buy TotK, it didn't seem worth it. I already played BotW and bought the DLC for that, and if I really feel like playing it again I'd just play it again; none of the new TotK stuff really sold me, it looked like it pandered to the people to that made super autistic inventions in BotW and that was not me.
>love series for all my life >the spin off title is the most popular of all time >like it as a one off >it now looks like this is just the future of the series
I know they said they're not doing another game like it, but I'm pretty confident regular 3D Zelda is dead.
Post clones so I can take comfort in good games again. Oceanhorn comes to mind.
This was pure ludokino after the final dungeon, army fight, possible boss rush, and 4-stage Ganondorf fight
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ehhh, I didn't like any of those. Too easy.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Red X on Minimap
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why didn't you answer the question.
>Then why can't I skip it?
Nope, you don't get to wriggle out of this schizio. Answer the question.
How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.
Answer the question or I will dismiss of your rants as bullshit schizo drivel.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
What requires any thought in the tutorial? Really? You act like it isn't just yet another bland retread of the great plateau.
You’re such a fricking moron it’s unreal.
>ACgay’s entire criticism of Totk is based on watching the intro and final phase of Ganondorf on YouTube
Absolute moron.
Hell, what requires thought in any part of the game? You guys love posting webms of using wacky contraptions against bokoblins that already die from a light breeze, but how does that require any thought?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It’s not like the Great Plateau, you’d know this if you actually played the game.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
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ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.
And why don't you post "the demon king"?
You didn't answer the question.
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>fight trash mobs >glue boards together >fight more trash mobs >make boat from obvious materials scattered around >listen to disgusting furbait hologram, along with obnoxious robot NPCs >first korok is an escort without enemies fighting you >shrines are the same trash you'll be doing the rest of the game
And it just keeps going on and on. Cutscenes, talking, exposition, long after the stupid Ganon cutscene. It just never stops. So I ask you again, where is the fun?
I could go play TLOU if I want this cinematic handholdy silliness.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.
And why don't you post "the demon king"?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>where is the fun?
TotK's tutorial has more gameplay variety, imagination, creativity and coding proficiency than most games have in their entirety.
You have no arguments. Just vague incoherent schizo drivel.
TotK rapes your favorite game. That's why you spend your life seething in threads about my favorite game.
You have no arguments. Just vague incoherent schizo drivel.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>hallway >cutscene >hallway >cutscene
Real gameplay variety there.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.
And why don't you post "the demon king"?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>ACgay is actually crying and sitting itself, running away from this post
Kek
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Schzio keeps humiliating himself.
Never get over. I want you to ruin your life in Zelda threads everyday. XDD
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>no refutation
Concession accepted.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Meant for
[...]
[...] >fight trash mobs >glue boards together >fight more trash mobs >make boat from obvious materials scattered around >listen to disgusting furbait hologram, along with obnoxious robot NPCs >first korok is an escort without enemies fighting you >shrines are the same trash you'll be doing the rest of the game
And it just keeps going on and on. Cutscenes, talking, exposition, long after the stupid Ganon cutscene. It just never stops. So I ask you again, where is the fun?
I could go play TLOU if I want this cinematic handholdy silliness.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Literally doesn’t happen, keep seething.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You didn’t play the game lmao.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Literally doesn’t happen, keep seething.
Remind me, are you even allowed to do the shrines out of order, like the great plateau?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.
And why don't you post "the demon king"?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
ACgay refuses to answer this
and this
>Then why can't I skip it?
Nope, you don't get to wriggle out of this schizio. Answer the question.
How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.
Answer the question or I will dismiss of your rants as bullshit schizo drivel.
Because his schizo drivel would just fall apart.
He has wasted his whole weekend seething in Zelda threads.
He has wasted 8 years of his pathetic life seething in Zelda threads.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>He has wasted his whole weekend seething in Zelda threads.
Haven't you done the same if you know that?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Haven't you done the same if you know that?
Nope. I've popped in here occasionally, in between sex with my gf and playing TotK.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nothing is more pathetic than larping.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Nothing is more pathetic than larping
You're larping as a video game fan.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I love video games, so I can see why you'd think that.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
[...]
Here's my qtpi gf.
Now continue seething over my favorite game endlessly.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Technically fiancé.
Now cope.
>less than 1 minute apart
what the frick is wrong with tendies? why are they pretending to be a single person?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I really hope you're just making this up.
>man who's supposedly happily married >will just post his wife randomly in a video game thread for no reason other than to attention prostitute
Does she even know about you gloating over your little sex sessions? Does she know that you post her pictures here?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>gets BTFO >screeching intensifies
Yikes!
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Arthur, I'm genuinely showing concern for you. Why are posting pictures of your supposed wife? Are you really that desperate to win this argument, that you'll turn Ganker into your own personal blog? Are you going to post pictures of your children next? No joke, I am baffled that you think this is a good idea.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sorry you got BTFO. Maybe you shouldn't have wasted your entire life seething in Zelda threads. Something to think about.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
[...]
Arthur, if you seriously aren't larping right now, then this is by far the most pathetic thing that anyone has ever done on Ganker. You would legitimately save more face by saying that you made it all up.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Wouldn't be the first time you used a family member then called them your wife/children.
btw why did you stop replying to acgay? You do know he's only one that takes your posts seriously, right?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Wasn't she your wife some threads ago? Why the demotion?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Technically fiancé.
Now cope.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>quoth the shitposter who spams Eric's name tens of thousands of times
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
ACgay refuses to answer this
and this [...]
Because his schizo drivel would just fall apart.
He has wasted his whole weekend seething in Zelda threads.
He has wasted 8 years of his pathetic life seething in Zelda threads.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You didn't answer the question.
>Then why can't I skip it?
Nope, you don't get to wriggle out of this schizio. Answer the question.
How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.
Answer the question or I will dismiss of your rants as bullshit schizo drivel.
>How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.
The same way you beat the final boss. :*~~
Ehhh, I didn't like any of those. Too easy.
What requires any thought in the tutorial? Really? You act like it isn't just yet another bland retread of the great plateau.
[...]
[...]
Hell, what requires thought in any part of the game? You guys love posting webms of using wacky contraptions against bokoblins that already die from a light breeze, but how does that require any thought?
You're not showing anything that requires thought in the tutorial.
ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.
Only part of the way through the video, but it's been a fun watch so far. Makes me wish that I could make games at Nintendo, but it's too late because I already went down the web dev rabbit hole
i'm glad totk didn't have the same blow up botw did.
it helps it felt more like a 1.5 than a sequel.
20 years ago half-life 2 did a physics seesaw puzzle and it was a big moment for gaming.
gmod took advantage of hl2 physics and let you create functional vehicles, and totk copied this to an exact but not nearly as much depth.
its a bit disturbing when players claim botw/totk did anything new when it was done literally 20 years ago.
Absolute moron. When I read posts like this I'm just baffled as to how moronic and stupid the c**ts on this board are.
Nuts & Bolts has you building vehicles in a subscreen.
TotK has you building vehicles in open gameplay, in real-time, WITHIN the game engine, all elements containing their own weight, gravitational potential, elemental and physical attributes combining and interacting with each seamlessly.
If you can't understand the difference - or how complicated it must have been to code this - then you really need to stay in school or perhaps even just have a nice day to save the human race from the burden you might breed one day.
I didn't even think of it, but do you tell your """wife""" that you post pictures of her on Ganker? Do you tell her what you do in your spare time? Trolling in Zelda threads isn't something I could imagine her signing up for.
But that's the ericspammer calling everyone a troony while everyone else talks about the games... who then gets all his posts deleted so the thread can live longer.
Remind me again who keeps calling Terraria "pixeltroony dogshit"? Now Arthur, if you liked TOTK more, you could just say "I think TOTK is better than Terraria". But you go out of your way to insult it and fling childish mannerisms at it. Why is that? Why can't the two games co-exist?
even if these threads are always the same >zeldagays hate botw/totk for ruining the franchise >acsnoyerictroony spammer assuming they are all his imaginary boogieman >people laughing at acsnoyerictroony spammer's meltdown for the whole thread
it'll always make me laugh.
Zelda threads are some of the worst on this board. The success of BotW completely raped this board's butthole into a bloody maw. They're still farting blood 8 years later when it's sequel also launched to the same level of acclaim and success.
Rather than look at OP's video and say >hey that's pretty impressive. It would be great of other developers could learn from this and make better games for everyone.
Instead they completely ape out and deny Nintendo anything they worked hard to achieve. They'd rather see every video game burn than simply admit Nintendo made a good game.
>Rather than look at OP's video and say >>hey that's pretty impressive. It would be great of other developers could learn from this and make better games for everyone.
except its not impressive. everything botw and totk have done has been done before and in a better implemented manner.
>Deus Ex
I love how BOTW and TOTK are terrified of letting you hurt NPCs because it might hurt their feelings, and yet Deus Ex lets you kill a father infront of his daughter, and all he has to offer is dry witty sarcasm.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>NOOO WHY ISN’T ZELDA A MURDER SIMULATOR
Again with this bullshit?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>botw and totk give you full freedom! >but erm... not that freedom because its heckin problematic.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Inb4 >the fans advertised the game to me wrong
And other schizophrenic bullshit.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>ZELDA NEVER LET YOU MURDER PEOPLE!
Majora does what Tears doesn't.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>one NPC
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Who are you quoting?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's a valid criticism though. The fact that you can't do anything to NPCs (murder or otherwise) shows that it provides less freedom than a lot of WRPGs. And in general you don't have much of a permanent impact on the world in BotW/TotK outside of scripted quests. Even open world survival games let you build shit that persists within the world, everything in BotW/TotK despawns.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Zelda isn’t an RPG.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
and here we have the tendie's ultimate cope: saying that the zelda franchise isnt an RPG.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Zelda is action-adventure, it’s not an RPG, the only entry that could be considered an RPG is Zelda II.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
RPG means Role Playing Game, meaning you take on the role of somebody else and effectively make the player character yourself.
Zelda is an RPG
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
By that logic every game is an rpg except for WRPGs we're you self insert as yourself.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
So by that logic every game is an RPG.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>It's a valid criticism though
It'll never be a valid criticism ACgay.
[...]
Go into any of the threads where all his posts are deleted. Or ever see posts about making all of TotK take place underground and moving all content there? Yeah he fumed at that.
Go into any of the threads where all his posts are deleted. Or ever see posts about making all of TotK take place underground and moving all content there? Yeah he fumed at that.
but other games have done it before botw/totk and thats what matters.
totk hasnt done anything new, just half baked a bunch of random shit into a disgusting pie.
>except its not impressive. everything botw and totk have done has been done before and in a better implemented manner.
Yet you cannot name a single game providing an experience like TotK. Or even a better adventure game.
>Or even a better adventure game.
that depends on what you're looking for in an adventure game.
While TotK/BotW haven't reach the peak of the series I'll take then over boring, derivative and padded riddled garbage like TP and SS. At least WW has good characters.
>playing the boring way is faster than the fun way >fun way has you fight against the game's own systems longer than the boring way
so this... is the power... of nintendo magic™
no?
in the main quest you have to fight him shortly just the world's most obvious plot twist, at the bottom of the deku tree and at the end of the game
In the course of my career as a vidcon specialist (my own coinage, spend it wisely), I have never seen such blatant and frankly sickening ignorance as that exhibited by the "people" (if, in fact, they are homosexual sapiens at all, as their intelligence implies elsewise) that claim that Zelda is not an RPG. There is nothing that Shigeru "Shiggy" Miyamoto could possibly do to make the vidcon any more of an RPG as it meets every single criterion for being one, particularly that it takes place in an imaginary realm with a fantastical beastiary, the damsel villain ratio is at or above standards, and that the core emphasis of the gameplay is on bedazzling all foes with impeccable swords and sorcery. Furthermore, this line of thought can be extended to all vidcons in which the player controls a character (hence, roleplaying), though I cringe slightly at the thought of such mundane vidcons as Madden being RPGs, as they do not even include exotic weaponry such as the tonfa.
When Zelda first began in the 80s, it was labeled as a RPG simply because it had a lot in common with RPGS of the time.
>top down. >fantasy setting >gameplay involving dungeons and magical items
But this was early game design primordial soup. The concepts and traits of RPGS would become more defined later, and Zelda certainly was not RPG by definition as the years went on.
wait, right, my bad, the one at the bottom of the tree is different (which i wouldn't have gotten wrong if i had looked it up online instead of remembering my playthrough)
my point still stands, it's not really a unique boss
>the boss fight against ganon and his shadowclones where he uses three weapons is completely different despite using the same skeleton and animations
idk what to tell you man, this kinda explains why the game itself blows your mind despite being BotW 1.5
>total conversion mods use to be free >now the devs take their last game, make a total conversion mod for it and sell it full price
No shit GDC likes that shit.
itt: tendies showing that they don't play any games not made by nintendo yet again
Sad! Kinda funny though.
I bet I own more gaming systems and more games than you.
TotK BTFO every game on every system and Nintendo did it with a 2015 SOC.
I own a NES WII WII U PS1 PS2 PS3 PS4 PSP VITA GBC GBA NDS 3DS SWITCH
You definitely own more games than I do since I went full pirate the moment I learned about PS2 modchips. Yes, I played TOTK like 10 days earlier than you did
TOTK was garbage and an inferior game to BOTW which was already a low tier zelda game. It's only better than PH ST SS 1 2
Why do you sound like a moronic homosexual that indulges in moronic consolewars in 2024?
There you have it, you have to be a real life tendie and have no PC to shit on totk.
Phoneposter
>calls other tendies
>pretends to have played all Zelda games despite not liking them
As if BotW and TotK are even remotely similar to any other Zelda game and it's some kind of outlandish opinion to dislike the former while liking the latter.
as if WW is remotely similar to Zelda 1 or 2
>tendies showing that they don't play any games not made by nintendo
not their fault that the best 3rd party games have been skipping nintendo for almost 20 years
What are these best 3rd party games you speak of?
>WAHH WAHH SPOONFEED ME
No.
Why do all you leftists all post the smae?
I watched this video the other day and it's genuinely impressive how talented Nintendo are. I liked when they showed the development footage of the game just collapsing under the strain. Then I remind myself if any other developer tried to make this game, they would just release it in a completely broken state like that, because fixing it would be beyond them.
>physics was invented last year
illiterate zoomzoom tendies better not play pic related otherwise their brains might explode
You can always tell how good a game because seething schizos will constantly offer up "alternatives" to play, as a way of coping.
>the best 3rd party games have been skipping nintendo for almost 20 years
A quick Google search of any BEST GAMES EVER and - without fail - the Top 20 will be completely saturated with Nintendo titles.
Nintendo make the best games. Nintendo have always made the best games.
>A quick Google search of any BEST GAMES EVER and - without fail - the Top 20 will be completely saturated with Nintendo titles.
No wonder when reviewers are afraid of getting death threats. 🙁
According to the masses, absolutely. According to the masses, Biden is also a suitable president and Apple is a benevolent corp.
God I love this game so much. In a better alternate history if this game got the same amount of accolades as a Zelda game, The industry would be pushing unique interactions, player freedom and fully destructible environments instead the measure of one's hardware is about pushing graphical fidelity at the expensive of everything else. I retrospect I judged Red Faction Armageddon too harshly for not being a direct follow up to this game. Its not as good, but honestly its still a lot of fun.
>physics were invented by Red Faction Guerrilla
Millennials please leave you are worse then zoomers.
Like we're not starved for emphasis on physics in the AAA space you had to bring up this relic known for destructible everything.
Back then I thought this was a first, humble taste of what is to come soon from videogames.
Instead 7th gen happened which removd all advancements to AI, physics and artstyle and actualyl degraded further over time.
Botw is still a garbage boring ubisoft clone tho.
>waste a bunch of time creating a bunch of different interlocking mechanics
>make the actual content easy as shit that barely requires you to utilize the mechanics
Modern Nintendo is so moronic.
>make the actual content easy as shit
Red X on minimap.
You'd have to be genuinely moronic to die in BotW/TotK after the first like 2 or 3 hours. Once you find truffles the game is over.
I loved TotK but you're right. Kirby Star Allies is the same in a way. Each power has a rich full moveset with lots of capabilities but the game is literally for children who've never touched a controller before.
Garrys Mod was released in 2006.
Consoles are still 2 decades behind.
1) Garry's Mod isn't a game
2) still nowhere near as complex and Nintendo's engine
>You'd have to be genuinely moronic to die in BotW/TotK after the first like 2 or 3 hours. Once you find truffles the game is over.
Red X on Minimap
Americans can't make good games, so they need the japanese to show them how it's done everytime. I can't wait for them to fix the FPS genre too eventually, since you idiots can only obssess over graphical fidelity and nothing else.
The gmod gays continues to seethe.
Elden Ring clears
TOTK is a literally asset flip except unlike good ones like Majoras Mask its literally the same game with slight mechanic changes
and you guys still bought it, but thank god they didnt win any awards so that means even normies realize the game wasnt needed
honestly, why are you guys so fricking asshurt about nintendo and specifically those two zelda games
>be zeldagay
>love the franchise
>suddenly the games turn into generic ubisoftcancer
>totk gets praised for being genius despite being a literal copy paste of the previous game mashed up with gary's mod + banjo nuts and bolts
>each game took absolutely forever to release despite totk being a carbon copy of botw
>a link between worlds released 2013, LITERALLY 11 FRICKING YEARS WITHOUT A SINGLE NEW ZELDA GAME
Yep, I am asshurt
>be zeldagay
Show me your Zelda collection.
Here you go senpai. Do I also need to post my Acekard 2i and CFW 3DS for the 3/DS titles? Also, do I need to hook up my Wii's external HDD since I have skyward sword installed on it? Such a garbage game lmao, was not worth spending $5 on the wii motion plus addon
So you don't own single Zelda game or Nintendo console. And you have the audacity to call yourself a "Zeldagay".
I think I can safely ignored any opinion you have.
I only trust piratechad opinions even when I paypig. Paypiggies will always want to fool themselves into thinking their money was worth it.
what kind of underdeveloped child or american are you, that you equate love for a franchise with how many trinkets you own related to it?
having played all Zelda games should be enough to call yourself Zeldagay.
Do think think I should have bought a CDi as well?
>doesn't own a single Zelda game.
Fake fan.
Based
Dilate, homosexual. You dont need to own anything to be considered a Zeldagay. And I say that as someone whos bought almost every Zelda game aside from slop of the kingdom which I thankfully pirated
>You dont need to own anything to be considered a Zeldagay
Obviously don't care enough to actually support the developers.
Your only experience of Zelda is by playing imitations of them.
Sad.
Begone fake fan.
No need to support the devs, moronic homosexuals like you that pay extra for the collector's editions already paid for my copy
>Your only experience of Zelda is by playing imitations of them.
Says the homosexual that owns MJ 3DS lmao
Pirategays on the other hand get to play a more faithful game than that shitty remake https://restoration.zora.re/
Join the 41% already troony
Are you a third-world moron with no concept of how basic economics work?
Sadly there’s too many of you shitters polluting the internet.
Video games and hardware are consumer products, they wouldn’t be made if people didn’t buy them. You are a parasite. I only respect pirates who admit they just want free shit, not coping third-world subhumans like you.
>Says the homosexual that owns MJ 3DS lmao
I own multiple copies of Majora's Mask, collectors editions and such. Even have my original magazine reviews and guides from 2000.
So? You still own the shitty imitation.
Also, where your copy of zelda's adventure? If you're going full moron with your shitty collection, then you might as well go all in
Based physical chad putting the thirdies in their place. This board is fricking twisted.
>someone buys the latest graphics card for $2k:
>BASED OMFG MASTTUR RAYCE
>someone owns physical copies of games he loves
>durhurr paypig tendie
That graphics card can play all of the zelda games + romhacks + fangames + play at 4K resolution while the majora's mask strategy guide is available right here http://www.melaniff.com/melaniff/nintendo_files/Nintendo_Players_Guide_N64_Legend_of_Zelda_The_Majoras_Mask.pdf
Do not have a nice day once gaming becomes 100% digital by the way
>needs a 4090 to play Nintendo games
>you will own nothing and you will be happy
>I own multiple copies of Majora's Mask
Yet you haven't played any of them.
>claims to be fan
>doesn’t own any of the games
>has the gall to complain about the quality of the games
You literally did not participate, you didn’t purchase anything you liked thus you didn’t vote with your wallet. If you don’t like the current games, too bad. Nintendo is making games for paying customers, not for leeches like you.
>claims to be fan
>doesn’t own any of the games
>has the gall to complain about the quality of the games
>You literally did not participate, you didn’t purchase anything you liked thus you didn’t vote with your wallet. If you don’t like the current games, too bad. Nintendo is making games for paying customers, not for leeches like you.
No argument, I accept your concession you filthy brown macaco.
Why was this picture taken?
Prob a weight loss journey if I was to guess. Many people in Ganker makes fun of it because improving your health and body is seen as woke thing. Seen quite many guys rebel against "double standards" when girls have said they like fit guys.
The only Zelda game that I bought was Phantom Hourglass and that shit resulted in me getting Spirit Tracks. I essentially damaged the franchise by not being a 100% pirategay
>I only respect pirates who admit they just want free shit, not coping third-world subhumans like you.
But anon, I just want free shit. I also claim that I don't need to support the devs because (You) already paid for my copy
Yes, I am a parasite that posted TOTK spoilers online before the game got officially released. Hope the switch 2 gets hacked fast so I can keep doing the same
What are you going to do about it troony?
Based! I kinda regret not having a N64 as a kid but where I live in Europe Nintendo systems weren’t popular until the Wii. Anyway here’s my switch and 3DS physical games.
Based video game enthusiast.
>video game enthusiast
Ah yes, an enthusiast that hates every single non-nintendo game to ever exist, and will refuse to even touch a game unless it has a switch version. Truly an enthusiast.
>ACgay enters the thread with his moronic fanfic
I own 400 games on steam.
Why are you making up fake lies again?
Because ACgay has nothing, he needs to feel superior due to his narcissistic personality disorder. In reality he doesn’t like video games, all he allegedly played in the last decade was TF2, Terraria, AC6 and a bunch of roomhacks of older consoles.
is this genuine cherry wood?
I think so.
>doesn’t have the gold OoT or MM boxes
pleb
I'm not one of those autists spamming pro or anti threads, I just occasionally post in them.
Personally I was excited for BotW when it was first announced then the actual game was a disappointment. They threw the baby out with the bathwater, SS was too handholdy and linear but BotW went too far in the other direction and dumped out what I liked about Zelda. Only 4 short dungeons, all the meaningful progression happens in the intro. Then TotK took 6 years to come out and was basically an asset flip, insane amount of recycled content from BotW, didn't even take place in a unique world like MM. The franchise has turned into open world slop when all I wanted was a refined version of the classic formula.
They even killed off 2D so the employees could all work on BotW/TotK, so I have nothing to look forward to in this franchise anymore.
BK: Nuts and Bolts did it better, like 10+ years ago. At least the game had a lot of fun challenges.
>BK: Nuts and Bolts did it better
Absolute moron. When I read posts like this I'm just baffled as to how moronic and stupid the c**ts on this board are.
Nuts & Bolts has you building vehicles in a subscreen.
TotK has you building vehicles in open gameplay, in real-time, WITHIN the game engine, all elements containing their own weight, gravitational potential, elemental and physical attributes combining and interacting with each seamlessly.
If you can't understand the difference - or how complicated it must have been to code this - then you really need to stay in school or perhaps even just have a nice day to save the human race from the burden you might breed one day.
the reason games like Besiege and From the Depths disable physics while building isn't because it's hard not to, it's because dealing with physics while building is annoying for the player
>the reason games like Besiege and From the Depths disable physics while building isn't because it's hard not to
Sure. I'm sure the developers would agree
Glad we're agreed on that. TotK is nothing special. Single dev indie projects let you build more intricate vehicles.
>TotK is nothing special. Single dev indie projects let you build more intricate vehicles.
Literally inferior and less complex in every way.
I can stand still in TotK and simply let the rain lash down.
>NPCs will run for shelter
>water will pool
>wildlife will gather under trees, shelter from the storm
>rare fauna and animals will appear
>stealth becomes easier because the rain lowers visibility and covers noise
>lightning will strike, which may kill me or set things on fire
>the world becomes wet, meaning surfaces are hard to climb, yet slick to shield surf over.
>combat scenarios are dynamic changed
Even just standing still in TotK, without interacting with the world or even mentioning any of its complex gameplay mechanics, it is running rings around every other game.
All of this is in service of the gameplay, which will create unique situational set pieces, experienced differently by every player.
Nintendo are light-years beyond every other developer. It's embarrassing really.
>baby's first walking simulator
Name games that do everything better than TotK. I’ll wait.
Just Cause 2
RDR2
It's also as fricking boring, so it's perfect for you
In terms of realism and detail I agree that RDR2 is up there with TotK but it’s aiming for realism and not the crazy fantasy sci-fi shit that Totk is able to pull.
>In terms of realism and detail I agree that RDR2 is up there with TotK
Holy shit, this place really is a sub IQ shithole KEK
Goddam all the little details put into RDR2 are moronic as frick. Do you need to stand still for 10 days to see this happen in-game?
I’ve been playing vidya on multiple platforms like 8-bit consoles and DOS computers since the early 90’s, BotW was a game that really impressed me with its level of detail plus the huge living and breathing world. TotK pretty much doubled down on the amount of detail and crazy shit that just happen naturally. Nintendo was able to pull this off in underpowered hardware and on top of that they delivered a complete, finished product without GaaS monetization. It’s funny how I’ve heard multiple times how GaaS and MTX shit was the only way for publishers to make enough money to produce AAA games but Nintendo makes a product of much higher quality than the latest AAA western slop.
>or how complicated it must have been to code this
Yeah, I don't fricking care. It's not fun
I sure love trying to build something and have it be a fricking chore since spheres keep moving when placed on terrain. Also I fricking love waggling the joycon to detach shit instead of having a proper hotkey to do so
The only Zelda game that I bought was phantom hourglass and that was before I learned about flashcards. I emulated Zelda 1 on Nesticle most likely before you were even born
You also claim that I don't own a Nintendo console despite I clearly mentioning that I owned a Acekard 2i (requires a NDS or 3DS to use) and CFW 3DS and had an external HDD which I use for my Wii. Nice reading comprehension morongay. Also, I have BOTW and TOTK installed on my Switch. Yes, I pirated both games but those copies are virtually no different than someone who bought the same games digitally. If someone only bought the digital versions of the WiiU/Switch titles, then are they forbidden of being called zeldagays because they don't own the cardboard boxes?
Honestly, homosexual buygays deserve to get cancer and die. You're not a zeldagay, you're just a CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOMER
Holy Baste
I have seen this post multiple times now. Take a look at the archives.
thats better why? Because it takes x5 times longer to build something? because they watered down every single mechanic in the game so they could have the same control scheme? or its the absolute moron time limit on the things you build so you dont obliterate the game?
>creating solutions to advertising and puzzles, in real-time, in open organic gameplay, is bad.
That's all fine and dandy, but nothing ever asks you to take advantage of this. The game is afraid of challenging you. In a game about building vehicles, you'd expect a staunch difficulty curve to meet you for every increase of potential you are given. Like you have new wheels, new weapons, or new mastery or terrain, so now the game has to push back on you.
TOTK lacks this essentially progressive difficulty curve.
>That's all fine and dandy, but nothing ever asks you to take advantage of this.
Sounds like you played a different game from me.
From the first korok and the first shrine, all the way to the last ones, they never ask you to employ any kind of advanced strategem. The dungeons are the same, being 4-5 rooms slapped together, oftentimes just letting you skip everything with a convenient hoverbike. Enemies can best be described as loot piñatas that really only exist for grinding. How many wacky webms have you seen of some guy making an overly elaborate fire penis robot contraption, and all he does is send it to kill some trash mobs? You could accomplish the same thing by just mashing your sword repeatedly, it's not like they employ tactics or act smart. It's just not that impressive.
All of this is absolute lies and drivel.
You won't even get past the tutorial with that mentality.
You have to pretend everything the game does, the gameplay possibilities offers, the experiences the player can indulge in, don't count.
You have to pretend none of this counts because your own favorite game looks like infantile dogshit by comparison.
>You won't even get past the tutorial with that mentality.
Oh yeah, walking down a hallway and watching a cutscene are definitely Dark Souls moments.
>gets BTFO
>makes up more lies and drivel.
Nah he's right.
>nuts & bolts have good tooling
>totk has you build stuff with a janky camera & chopstick precision
Yeah go play N&B. It's just like TotK bro!
>Darren posts another nuzelda worship thread
You and your shit game lost and got raped
I think people who say Garry's Mod physics are comparable to TotK haven't played Gmod in a long time. Every time you stick two things together in gmod the physics start to spaz out. It's a chore to get anything to work. TotK physics work perfectly almost every time. Also, the fact that you have to harken back to 2006 to find physics even similar to it speaks to how much we have stagnated in everything but graphics and animation. Only other games with comparable physics are either indie or from 15 years ago.
i don't care how impressive it is at a technical level i never wanted to build a car in zelda
I guess it's impressive if the only games you've ever played were pokemon and mario
TotK is so good it has ruined all other games for me.
I find myself wanting to explore other open world ganes but being hit with invisible walls, linearity and gated progression.
I find myself wandering off the beaten path and finding nothing there to discover.
I find myself peering into bottomless chasms feeling disappointed that I can't dive down there and explore.
I find myself dealing with baby tier combat scenarios and wondering why I can't use all my inventory to create new scenario-specific items and weapons.
I find myself wishing I could create my own solutions to puzzles and challenges using my own wits and resources.
I find myself disappointed that the game's interconnected systems don't turn every event into a unique set, experienced by me alone.
I find myself limited by the sheer inactive sterilisation of the world around me.
Nintendo have just raised the bar too damn high and now I can't enjoy anything else. Video games have peaked with TotK.
Stale pasta.
>can't refute it
Refute what? I just read the first line and didn't even bother to read the rest.
Agreed
Too bad BG3 released in the same year. That game was an even bigger masterpiece
Is this the Indian Nintendo shareholder thread?
Right on time discordsister, we are about to turn this dumb thread into yet another anti-totk one.
>even nintendo is resorting to internal buzzwords without a real understanding of game design
no wonder totk is so trash
it's over
stupid brainless pedophile.
nakadashi nakadashi nakadashi nakadashi
>acgay already here
Kino, we're about to remind totkgays why we rule this board
>say you think another game was better than TOTK or BOTW
>supposed "enthusiasts" will lose their minds, because apparently having a different opinion makes you hitler
Headcanon aside when did he say he didn't like non-nintendo games?
Why are you still seething about the fact that I own dozens of physical games?
At first it was
>durrhurr you hate non-Nintendo games
Then I pointed out that I own non-Nintendo games
>durrhur you hate games that aren’t on Nintendo
You’re a pathetic worm.
ACgay is poor.
Like ridiculously poor.
If I remember right he once admitted to not having a desk for his PC and just using a chair.
He actually brags about being unemployed and believes playing a hard video game is a life achievement.
>masterpiece of game design.
Menus: The Game
In replaying the Zelda series I lol'd because they all, ALL, have shit menuing that drags down the game.
not wind waker hd
its funny because even albw feels like they unironically said not enough menu
>If I am in error, then prove me wrong
Look at this thread, you're the only person seething out of his gourd just because people can afford nice things and you can't.
Nice headcanon.
Why do you shit yourself in rage when you see a picture of someone’s game collection? How can you even judge TotK’s quality if you didn’t play it?
>APOLOGIZE TO ME
No, I’m not going to stroke your narcissistic schizoid ego.
See, you can't even be bothered to type a single sentence.
"It's okay to like non-nintendo games over nintendo games". This very statement burns you to your core because you cannot allow anyone to ever be considered on par with, let alone above, Nintendo.
But I like non-Nintendo games. Age of Empires is among my favorite series of games of all time.
Then you shouldn't throw a shitfit if someone criticizes TOTK, or considers another game better. Yet look at what you're doing.
>other people are criticizing the game besides myself
>you call them erictroony and say that they got raped
Totally reasonable, right?
But I’m not throwing any fit and I’m not the erictroony spammer.
>I'm not the erictroony spammer
>but I think he's heckin based because he attacks people who disagree with me
Mhm.
I don’t care about your schizophrenic delusions.
Why do you just want people to perform some pointless ritual to stroke your ego?
Even if you were to apologize he wouldn't accept it.
It's very impressive and cool yes, it's just a shame they didn't put an actual game with dungeons and story in it as well
Thank god Nintendo invented physics last year (2023), just imagine how amazing videogames will be from now on due to this
Creating physics is not game design. Zelda TOTK in particular is a total mess in terms of game design:
> controls are terrible
> interruption with menus all the time
>the way health and armor work is totally flawed, and is exactly the same as BOTW which shows that the guys didn't even try to fix it
>ultra-annoying cutscenes and loading times that, when added together, start to become unbearable for the player (improving armor is a good example)
>puzzles whose solution is self-evident in 99% of cases, i.e. they're not puzzles but just work
>exploration trivialized because you can fly easily
>repetitive battles that make the monsters more and more like damage sponges as you progress
>simply pathetic story that convinces no one and is repeated several times
>koroks again
Etc.
There's a reason why TOTK has fallen completely out of the popular imagination and isn't discussed anywhere. It's a clone of a game from 6 years ago, where nothing that matters has been improved, and it doubles down on the problems.
No wonder the only conversation about TOTK before this GDC video on Ganker is an autist who keeps creating threads pretending to be a fan and a critic, because that's the way the obsessed moron found to keep the game from being totally ignored.
All of this is drivel.
>controls are terrible
lol
Brainless fans can't even defend the points I've made.
Here more:
> the image of the game has no contrast whatsoever and would not have passed the approval of anyone who has the slightest idea of art, colors and lighting
>the battle companions stand in front of the camera several times, obstructing the view
>the battle companions run away from you, making it difficult to activate their skills
>you sometimes trigger a companion's ability unintentionally because it's the same button you press to collect items, which in some cases can cause items to be blown away, generating exactly the opposite of what you wanted
>the robot you open last comes at a point in the game where it's simply useless (there's no balance)
>frame rate constantly drops to around 20 fps, 1/3 of what is considered acceptable
>the game's basic frame rate is 30 fps (1/2 of what is considered acceptable)
>many of the quests are too simplistic to make sense (one of the quests is to open a door, and I'm not making this up, you literally open a door and complete a quest)
>flying islands are copy + pasted
>the puzzle of holding the board doesn't scale in difficulty so you'll almost always have something basic that you can solve by exploiting the game's physics
>the flying bike costs almost nothing and trivializes entire locations, such as the Dephts
>Depths has almost nothing interesting and is basically a place to collect consumables while facing the same 3 enemies as always (which were the same as in BOTW)
>souls in the Depths are practically useless
>vehicles disappear when you walk 20 steps and sometimes when there are cutscenes
>the image of the game has no contrast whatsoever and would not have passed the approval of anyone who has the slightest idea of art, colors and lighting
Schizo drivel
>ACgay mass-replying in a fit of rage because nobody strokes his bruised ego
Lmao, it’s not even about the vidya, it’s about his ego and status as le hardcoar gamur.
I would tell you to seek help but narcissists never do.
NEW THREAD
Don’t care about your troony spam.
>Reused map
>Reused durability system
>Reused ubislop towers
>Reused koroks
>Reused enemies
>No real dungeons
>No music
>No items
That'll be $70 plus tip for your BOTW DLC...sorry, I mean sequel.
>too moronic to read the on-screen prompt
>posts lies
Sad
Tendies btfo
>Here's your masterpiece of game design bro
Both games feature hundreds of koroks
Neither game share the exact same koroks, they changed all of them
This is a lie. They absolutely re-use Koroks in the same place as Breath of the wild
>those anatomy of a gamer meme threads get instantly nuked
>mentally ill schizo gays making the same zelda threads 24/7 stay up
i hate the mods and jannies
Nothing triggers Gankerermin like nintendo lmao
It's like seeing actual video games just melts their smooth brains lol
I'm more convinced everyday that your average Gankerirgin now is someone who hasn't played a video game from before 2005.
>changing filehash to hide xir shilling
why are discord tendiejeets so fricking pathettic, bros?
I'd rather just play garrysmod
It's really sad when you think about it.
The only reason ACgay hates Nintendo is because they have games he can't have.
kek what a projecting discordtroon
>he says while hating every non-nintendo game to ever exist
I don’t hate non-Nintendo games.
Then it sure is odd that you're so angry at me for saying things like "I don't think TOTK was the best game of 2023". Really interesting seeing a supposed game enthusiast get so pissed off over such a small statement.
Where was I angry about that? I just dislike your narcissistic attitude.
Why are you insisting on this false narrative? Everyone is laughing at your asinine bullshit.
>everyone is laughing at your asinine bullshit
>you're narcissistic
Why?
>BECAUSE YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO IMPLY THAT TOTK ISN'T A 10/10 MASTERPIECE
hmmm....
This schizo has spent his entire weekend seething in TotK threads.
I had sex with my tight gf and played TotK in between bouts of laughing at him.
>I larped with my imaginary girlfriend before boating on my yacht with my 5 kids and met with the president because i'm so heckin valid
No, it's true, he really has spent his weekend seething in TotK threads.
How do you the quality of a game you didn’t play?
>calls non-nintendo games "troony shit"
>has the audacity to accuse others of not playing games
I never called non-Nintendo games troony shit. Don’t start this shit again you fricking loser.
>has the audacity to accuse others of not playing games
It’s a fact and you even admitted it.
>I never called non-Nintendo games troony shit.
Proof that was me? You have none. I don’t schizo spam.
I already proved to you multiple times that it wasn’t me, also that I own non-Nintendo games all you have is cope and delusions.
You have been caught lying multiple times already so no one is really going to trust anything else you have to say
>so no one
Just you actually. You're alone in your delusions.
>You have been caught lying multiple times
Your schizophrenic hallucinations are not proof.
>Proof that was me?
It's all in the attitude. You think TOTK is a perfect masterpiece, and you demonstrate this by refusing to acknowledge even a tiny bit of criticism. You look down on others and even attack them if they imply that a non-nintendo game is good. You claim to be an idort, but your actions say otherwise. Really, the only thing I'm even asking is for you to consider that some games just did what TOTK did better. You can still jerk the game off as your favorite game, go right ahead infact. But your staunch refusal to acknowledge another viewpoint is what condemns you.
Why do waste your life seething in threads about game you don't like.
Seems like bizarre behavior.
You certainly aren't here for the discussion as all your shitposts are lies or disingenuous gas lighting drivel.
My hypothesis is that you're simply jealous. Jealous of the millions people having fun. It's the only explanation for such obsessive behavior.
Ganker seems like a strange place to conduct yourself. Who trying to convince? 5 random anons?
He doesn’t care about vidya, he cares about his reputation on a shitty vietnamese scuba-diving forum. He’s been worse lately because he got exposed so he feels like he has to shitpost to fix his reputation and heal his bruised ego. With narcissists their ego takes priority.
>masterpiece
it was a fun game but it wasn't anything particularly new. innovated on ideas that have been attempted in the past (see: red faction, crackdown 3, banjo & kazooie N&B) in a way that was fun to screw with for the entire playtime. i won't poo-poo a fun game just because it reuses the geographical layout from the previous game, but i certainly didn't pay $70 for it i paid $50 at launch
oh, this is one of those reposted-every-hour fight club threads where over half the posts are OP replying to himself. is legitimate video game discussion too much to ask for from the video game discussion board
I genuinely agree, I want more games to fiddle with building and physics shit, and integrate it into actual gameplay. I WANT GMOD NONSENSE TO BE INTEGRATED INTO GAMES WITH ENEMIES AND BOSSES AND CAMPAIGNS
I WANT TO BUILD GOOFY TANKS OR LAUNCH GIANT OBJECTS AT ENEMIES OR TRAP THEM IN INFINITE DEATH CONTRAPTIONS
>A world where players can express their creativity without breakdown
Thing is BOTW was about using the physics within the confines of the world while TOTK was about breaking the physics to do things to skip the confines of the world.
yeah, hover bike trivializes the entire game
>nintendo makes nintendo's first ever game with physics
>toddlers who have never played any game not called zelda, mario or pokemon cream their pants
There was a whole universe of physics-driven games before zelda did it, you know.
There were also other physics based Nintendo games before totk, you know.
what's even the point of these conferences?
Why is there some autist mass replying to everything saying someone got raped?
I haven't played this game and I haven't watched OP's video but I'm still gonna shitpost about both anyway as if I knew what I'm talking about.
3D Zelda peaked at Majora's Mask.
I've originally played virtually all of them on original hardware first and foremost.
why did the devs fail to play portal 2 and learn from it not once, but twice?
why can't zeldasisters igbnore shitposting and simply discuss the games they like?
oh, right, they don't enjoy playing videogames
>why can't zeldasisters igbnore shitposting and simply discuss the games they like?
Discussion of TotK on this board is impossible. These schizos were seething about the game YEARS before it even released. They ape out at any discussion of the game.
>it's not doing anything Gmod didn't do!!!!
Or other schizo cope drivel.
This. I’m replaying BotW and after I’m done I’ll play TotK again. I just post here while I’m taking a shit to laugh at the schizos. I’ve already discussed everything that was there to discuss with my friends.
>playing the same game twice in a row
Have fun with those korok seeds, goyim!
hasn't stopped literally any other game in the history of this board; NVgays have the troony shitposters, fromgays have shazamposters, DDgays have recently had their own nuisances too
i'd say you'd know nothing about it, since those aren't games your ilk plays, but who are we kidding, you are perfectly intimate with what goes on in those threads
All of those pale in comparison to the anti-Nintendo schizos. You can make a thread about one of the games you mention and have a relatively civil discussion but the moment you make an honest Zelda thread Eric and ACgay will pounce on it.
If you take your meds then Acgay and Eric disappear you troony freak
so why did (you) make this thread?
why come to this board at all?
Im a shareholder of Nintendo and I must protect Nintendo's reputation especially since totk lost goty to bg3
>so why did (you) make this thread?
I didn’t.
>why come to this board at all?
To laugh at schizos.
easier to just stand in front of a mirror, no?
Fromnigs have the redman/seamless coop poster who might be the same loser as ACgay tbh
this is so stupid, sounds like a 10kid would say. Games are nothing but rules, making everything physics based only shows how much little creativity game designers have.
If they skipped BotW and went straight to TotK I maybe wouldve liked it
Also the fact that saving the game doesn't save your builds or that they'll despawn if you walk moderately far away from them is egregiously bad.
Also any time the game expects you to build a vehicle there's a pre-built one snapped in two off to the side of the road that just have to reattach.
>If they skipped BotW and went straight to TotK I maybe wouldve liked it
This is the reason I didn't buy TotK, it didn't seem worth it. I already played BotW and bought the DLC for that, and if I really feel like playing it again I'd just play it again; none of the new TotK stuff really sold me, it looked like it pandered to the people to that made super autistic inventions in BotW and that was not me.
>love series for all my life
>the spin off title is the most popular of all time
>like it as a one off
>it now looks like this is just the future of the series
I know they said they're not doing another game like it, but I'm pretty confident regular 3D Zelda is dead.
Post clones so I can take comfort in good games again. Oceanhorn comes to mind.
>TOTK fans can't play the game for 5 seconds to verify my statement
Come on, it's the beginning of the game. If what I said was wrong, it would be trivial to prove so.
The opening cutscene isn't the tutorial schizo. The title screen hasn't even come up yet.
Then why can't I skip it?
>Then why can't I skip it?
Nope, you don't get to wriggle out of this schizio. Answer the question.
How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.
Answer the question or I will dismiss of your rants as bullshit schizo drivel.
>How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.
The same way you beat the final boss. :*~~
This was pure ludokino after the final dungeon, army fight, possible boss rush, and 4-stage Ganondorf fight
Ehhh, I didn't like any of those. Too easy.
Red X on Minimap
Why didn't you answer the question.
What requires any thought in the tutorial? Really? You act like it isn't just yet another bland retread of the great plateau.
Hell, what requires thought in any part of the game? You guys love posting webms of using wacky contraptions against bokoblins that already die from a light breeze, but how does that require any thought?
It’s not like the Great Plateau, you’d know this if you actually played the game.
>fight trash mobs
>glue boards together
>fight more trash mobs
>make boat from obvious materials scattered around
>listen to disgusting furbait hologram, along with obnoxious robot NPCs
>first korok is an escort without enemies fighting you
>shrines are the same trash you'll be doing the rest of the game
And it just keeps going on and on. Cutscenes, talking, exposition, long after the stupid Ganon cutscene. It just never stops. So I ask you again, where is the fun?
I could go play TLOU if I want this cinematic handholdy silliness.
ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.
And why don't you post "the demon king"?
>where is the fun?
TotK's tutorial has more gameplay variety, imagination, creativity and coding proficiency than most games have in their entirety.
You have no arguments. Just vague incoherent schizo drivel.
TotK rapes your favorite game. That's why you spend your life seething in threads about my favorite game.
You have no arguments. Just vague incoherent schizo drivel.
>hallway
>cutscene
>hallway
>cutscene
Real gameplay variety there.
ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.
And why don't you post "the demon king"?
>ACgay is actually crying and sitting itself, running away from this post
Kek
Schzio keeps humiliating himself.
Never get over. I want you to ruin your life in Zelda threads everyday. XDD
>no refutation
Concession accepted.
Meant for
Literally doesn’t happen, keep seething.
You didn’t play the game lmao.
Remind me, are you even allowed to do the shrines out of order, like the great plateau?
ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.
And why don't you post "the demon king"?
ACgay refuses to answer this
and this
Because his schizo drivel would just fall apart.
He has wasted his whole weekend seething in Zelda threads.
He has wasted 8 years of his pathetic life seething in Zelda threads.
>He has wasted his whole weekend seething in Zelda threads.
Haven't you done the same if you know that?
>Haven't you done the same if you know that?
Nope. I've popped in here occasionally, in between sex with my gf and playing TotK.
Nothing is more pathetic than larping.
>Nothing is more pathetic than larping
You're larping as a video game fan.
I love video games, so I can see why you'd think that.
Here's my qtpi gf.
Now continue seething over my favorite game endlessly.
>less than 1 minute apart
what the frick is wrong with tendies? why are they pretending to be a single person?
I really hope you're just making this up.
>man who's supposedly happily married
>will just post his wife randomly in a video game thread for no reason other than to attention prostitute
Does she even know about you gloating over your little sex sessions? Does she know that you post her pictures here?
>gets BTFO
>screeching intensifies
Yikes!
Arthur, I'm genuinely showing concern for you. Why are posting pictures of your supposed wife? Are you really that desperate to win this argument, that you'll turn Ganker into your own personal blog? Are you going to post pictures of your children next? No joke, I am baffled that you think this is a good idea.
Sorry you got BTFO. Maybe you shouldn't have wasted your entire life seething in Zelda threads. Something to think about.
Arthur, if you seriously aren't larping right now, then this is by far the most pathetic thing that anyone has ever done on Ganker. You would legitimately save more face by saying that you made it all up.
Wouldn't be the first time you used a family member then called them your wife/children.
btw why did you stop replying to acgay? You do know he's only one that takes your posts seriously, right?
Wasn't she your wife some threads ago? Why the demotion?
Technically fiancé.
Now cope.
>quoth the shitposter who spams Eric's name tens of thousands of times
You didn't answer the question.
>The same way you beat the final boss.
You didn't answer the question.
Schzio.
You will die mad in Zelda threads.
>ACgay’s entire criticism of Totk is based on watching the intro and final phase of Ganondorf on YouTube
Absolute moron.
You know he will just dismiss the entire tutorial as a cutscene or revert back to his NPC-tier bullshit about someone calling him a troony.
You're not showing anything that requires thought in the tutorial.
You’re such a fricking moron it’s unreal.
>Game is too samey to prequel
>New content doesn't appeal to me
Some people don't like that, and that's okay
lmao, rangeban soon
well, either that or paying to post on Ganker, which is troony-tier humilliation ritual
ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.
And why don't you post "the demon king"?
it's spelled sequiturs
not that the average ban-evading tendie would know
I accept your concession 😉
they literally stole a bunch of shit from other games and put the Zelda name on it. name a single mechanic this game did first.
Make me hate Zelda?
Only part of the way through the video, but it's been a fun watch so far. Makes me wish that I could make games at Nintendo, but it's too late because I already went down the web dev rabbit hole
Masterpiece of boring gameplay.
How did Nintendo do it lads?
>How did Nintendo do it lads?
By being talented. By putting creative integrity at the forefront of their philosophy.
This caused Gmod to get taken down because people kept drawing comparisons. Thanks a lot
>stopped called acgay a troony
Getting banned multiple times really neutered you huh?
>ACsnoy stopped replying to me first.
ftfy
i'm glad totk didn't have the same blow up botw did.
it helps it felt more like a 1.5 than a sequel.
20 years ago half-life 2 did a physics seesaw puzzle and it was a big moment for gaming.
gmod took advantage of hl2 physics and let you create functional vehicles, and totk copied this to an exact but not nearly as much depth.
its a bit disturbing when players claim botw/totk did anything new when it was done literally 20 years ago.
>its a bit disturbing when players claim botw/totk did anything new when it was done literally 20 years ago.
Trying to distil isolated mechanics has absolutely frick all to do with the overall gaming experience they provide.
Ask people to name a game like TotK and you get tumbleweeds.
There you go.
>ACsnoy is a troony 😉
I agree, which explains why arthur is the only one that loves him.
>Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts
See
>not botw
I didn't even think of it, but do you tell your """wife""" that you post pictures of her on Ganker? Do you tell her what you do in your spare time? Trolling in Zelda threads isn't something I could imagine her signing up for.
You wasted your life seething in Zelda threads.
I spent my life talking about video games. What did you do, other than fellate game journalists?
seethe about Ganker threads from his cuckshed
But that's the ericspammer calling everyone a troony while everyone else talks about the games... who then gets all his posts deleted so the thread can live longer.
>that's the ericspammer calling everyone a troony
He's not the not seething over great video games.
Remind me again who keeps calling Terraria "pixeltroony dogshit"? Now Arthur, if you liked TOTK more, you could just say "I think TOTK is better than Terraria". But you go out of your way to insult it and fling childish mannerisms at it. Why is that? Why can't the two games co-exist?
Yeah he's seething over other people discussing games.
>he
Stop talking about yourself in the third person.
You've never criticized it. You call it troony shit and then act like this is some kind of gotcha.
even if these threads are always the same
>zeldagays hate botw/totk for ruining the franchise
>acsnoyerictroony spammer assuming they are all his imaginary boogieman
>people laughing at acsnoyerictroony spammer's meltdown for the whole thread
it'll always make me laugh.
>ACsnoytroony, I already explained it to you.
No you didn't. If you did, link me to your post.
It's funny how Google auto filled AC when I typed "games with initials"
>won't link to his post explaining what a wiki game
>keeps spelling "non sequitur" wrong
>his only argument is to call me a gay and a troony
I think we're done here.
Assassins Creed?
Ace Combat?
Animal Crossing?
Asseto Corsa?
Air Conditioning
>everyone ITT:
Zelda threads are some of the worst on this board. The success of BotW completely raped this board's butthole into a bloody maw. They're still farting blood 8 years later when it's sequel also launched to the same level of acclaim and success.
Rather than look at OP's video and say
>hey that's pretty impressive. It would be great of other developers could learn from this and make better games for everyone.
Instead they completely ape out and deny Nintendo anything they worked hard to achieve. They'd rather see every video game burn than simply admit Nintendo made a good game.
Yeah, healthy mindset.
Posting emulator glitches for 8 years isn't a good look.
>Rather than look at OP's video and say
>>hey that's pretty impressive. It would be great of other developers could learn from this and make better games for everyone.
except its not impressive. everything botw and totk have done has been done before and in a better implemented manner.
>except its not impressive. everything botw and totk have done has been done before and in a better implemented manner.
Yet you cannot name a single game providing an experience like TotK. Or even a better adventure game.
Deus Ex (any imsim really)
BotW for better pacing and story
Dragon's Dogma
Pokemon Wilds
>Deus Ex
I love how BOTW and TOTK are terrified of letting you hurt NPCs because it might hurt their feelings, and yet Deus Ex lets you kill a father infront of his daughter, and all he has to offer is dry witty sarcasm.
>NOOO WHY ISN’T ZELDA A MURDER SIMULATOR
Again with this bullshit?
>botw and totk give you full freedom!
>but erm... not that freedom because its heckin problematic.
Inb4
>the fans advertised the game to me wrong
And other schizophrenic bullshit.
>ZELDA NEVER LET YOU MURDER PEOPLE!
Majora does what Tears doesn't.
>one NPC
Who are you quoting?
It's a valid criticism though. The fact that you can't do anything to NPCs (murder or otherwise) shows that it provides less freedom than a lot of WRPGs. And in general you don't have much of a permanent impact on the world in BotW/TotK outside of scripted quests. Even open world survival games let you build shit that persists within the world, everything in BotW/TotK despawns.
Zelda isn’t an RPG.
and here we have the tendie's ultimate cope: saying that the zelda franchise isnt an RPG.
Zelda is action-adventure, it’s not an RPG, the only entry that could be considered an RPG is Zelda II.
RPG means Role Playing Game, meaning you take on the role of somebody else and effectively make the player character yourself.
Zelda is an RPG
By that logic every game is an rpg except for WRPGs we're you self insert as yourself.
So by that logic every game is an RPG.
>It's a valid criticism though
It'll never be a valid criticism ACgay.
If only, but the reality is
Never played a zelda game, did totk make the previous one irrelevant?
Go into any of the threads where all his posts are deleted. Or ever see posts about making all of TotK take place underground and moving all content there? Yeah he fumed at that.
Why is Zelda falling off?
I’m another Zeldachad and can confirm that ACgay seethes about my physical games, the fact that I have a gf and a job.
>still larping
Your "girlfriend" is wondering where you are and what you're doing because you spend hours screaming about your boyfriend
Ok I lied it was my sister
Trying to impersonate me is sad as frick. Clearly mind broken.
Who the frick is impersonating me? Frick off Eric, I fully admit it was actually my sister
My girlfriend is real unlike the voices in your head.
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rangeban soon
AAAA I I I I EEEEEE
Curse you, eric!
but other games have done it before botw/totk and thats what matters.
totk hasnt done anything new, just half baked a bunch of random shit into a disgusting pie.
>Or even a better adventure game.
that depends on what you're looking for in an adventure game.
keep oiking piggy piggy, each seething post brings you closer to being rangebanned
Why is TTYD getting changed by trannies? I thought they only hated zelda?
OoT > MM >> TotK >/= WW > BotW > TP > SS
While TotK/BotW haven't reach the peak of the series I'll take then over boring, derivative and padded riddled garbage like TP and SS. At least WW has good characters.
again, it's spelled "non sequiturs", tendietard
stop trying to sound smart
Sorry I am Indian sar
>still avoids the question
what would posting a non-unique boss bring to the discussion?
>playing the boring way is faster than the fun way
>fun way has you fight against the game's own systems longer than the boring way
so this... is the power... of nintendo magic™
seethe troony!! it is le masterpiece of game design
Fake as frick footage.
It's the same footage, nintentard
Are you moronic?
>Are you moronic?
I'll take that as a YES then.
moron.
>use premade glider instead of making a unique machine for the """puzzle"""
you didnt beat the puzzle.
this is just lame, a capapult would have been cooler
no?
in the main quest you have to fight him shortly just the world's most obvious plot twist, at the bottom of the deku tree and at the end of the game
ACgay prove that you played the game.
>at the bottom of the deku tree
Are you really confusing a phantom ganon with ganondorf?
>copy + pasted physics mini games splattered around a re-used empty game map
wow a masterpiece..
People are getting sick of this copy pasted tech demo DLC that's why no one gives a frick about it any more. Sad!
Yet you seethe everyday,
>troonygamer
You've been seething this whole thread tho
>i-it's not the same boss, le demon king has a whopping 3 new attacks and a different skinned mesh
jesus
In the course of my career as a vidcon specialist (my own coinage, spend it wisely), I have never seen such blatant and frankly sickening ignorance as that exhibited by the "people" (if, in fact, they are homosexual sapiens at all, as their intelligence implies elsewise) that claim that Zelda is not an RPG. There is nothing that Shigeru "Shiggy" Miyamoto could possibly do to make the vidcon any more of an RPG as it meets every single criterion for being one, particularly that it takes place in an imaginary realm with a fantastical beastiary, the damsel villain ratio is at or above standards, and that the core emphasis of the gameplay is on bedazzling all foes with impeccable swords and sorcery. Furthermore, this line of thought can be extended to all vidcons in which the player controls a character (hence, roleplaying), though I cringe slightly at the thought of such mundane vidcons as Madden being RPGs, as they do not even include exotic weaponry such as the tonfa.
When Zelda first began in the 80s, it was labeled as a RPG simply because it had a lot in common with RPGS of the time.
>top down.
>fantasy setting
>gameplay involving dungeons and magical items
But this was early game design primordial soup. The concepts and traits of RPGS would become more defined later, and Zelda certainly was not RPG by definition as the years went on.
wait, right, my bad, the one at the bottom of the tree is different (which i wouldn't have gotten wrong if i had looked it up online instead of remembering my playthrough)
my point still stands, it's not really a unique boss
>the boss fight against ganon and his shadowclones where he uses three weapons is completely different despite using the same skeleton and animations
idk what to tell you man, this kinda explains why the game itself blows your mind despite being BotW 1.5
ACgay still trying to dig himself out of his lies and shitposts.
yeah, "the demon king" is the one that does the skeleton/animations reusing i pointed out in my post, thank you
>total conversion mods use to be free
>now the devs take their last game, make a total conversion mod for it and sell it full price
No shit GDC likes that shit.
correct, 2/3 endings of the final bosses in AC6 use the same mech model (more or less), but have vastly different movesets
how did you know that?
ACgay REALLY THINKS PHANTOM GANONS ARE THE SAME AS GANONDORF LMAOOOOOOO
Hope and seethe but we're still talking about totk while your dd threads are dead and buried.
who mentioned dd?
mask off moment for the tendiecord
Look at him immediately seethe when I mention a shit game getting no threads anymore. Look how fast he came running but forgot to bring a rebuttal.
>I actually play games
>Spends 20 hours a day sucking japanese wiener in a serbian karate forum
>go to work
>come back home
>ACgay still seething
Man, just buy a switch and join everyone in having fun.
Nice page 10 bump Arthur. Let's be real, you don't have a job or a gf
No idea who Arthur is I'm guessing he's probably ACgay's Darren?
He's more like Jonah's Doug.
>Jonah's Doug.
What does that even mean?
Don't worry about it. It'll make sense after a while.
The one seething is right above your post.
Samegay harder