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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    itt: tendies showing that they don't play any games not made by nintendo yet again
    Sad! Kinda funny though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet I own more gaming systems and more games than you.

      TotK BTFO every game on every system and Nintendo did it with a 2015 SOC.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I own a NES WII WII U PS1 PS2 PS3 PS4 PSP VITA GBC GBA NDS 3DS SWITCH
        You definitely own more games than I do since I went full pirate the moment I learned about PS2 modchips. Yes, I played TOTK like 10 days earlier than you did
        TOTK was garbage and an inferior game to BOTW which was already a low tier zelda game. It's only better than PH ST SS 1 2

        Why do you sound like a moronic homosexual that indulges in moronic consolewars in 2024?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There you have it, you have to be a real life tendie and have no PC to shit on totk.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Phoneposter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >calls other tendies
          >pretends to have played all Zelda games despite not liking them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            As if BotW and TotK are even remotely similar to any other Zelda game and it's some kind of outlandish opinion to dislike the former while liking the latter.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              as if WW is remotely similar to Zelda 1 or 2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tendies showing that they don't play any games not made by nintendo
      not their fault that the best 3rd party games have been skipping nintendo for almost 20 years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What are these best 3rd party games you speak of?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >WAHH WAHH SPOONFEED ME
          No.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do all you leftists all post the smae?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this video the other day and it's genuinely impressive how talented Nintendo are. I liked when they showed the development footage of the game just collapsing under the strain. Then I remind myself if any other developer tried to make this game, they would just release it in a completely broken state like that, because fixing it would be beyond them.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >physics was invented last year
    illiterate zoomzoom tendies better not play pic related otherwise their brains might explode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can always tell how good a game because seething schizos will constantly offer up "alternatives" to play, as a way of coping.

      >tendies showing that they don't play any games not made by nintendo
      not their fault that the best 3rd party games have been skipping nintendo for almost 20 years

      >the best 3rd party games have been skipping nintendo for almost 20 years

      A quick Google search of any BEST GAMES EVER and - without fail - the Top 20 will be completely saturated with Nintendo titles.

      Nintendo make the best games. Nintendo have always made the best games.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A quick Google search of any BEST GAMES EVER and - without fail - the Top 20 will be completely saturated with Nintendo titles.
        No wonder when reviewers are afraid of getting death threats. 🙁

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        According to the masses, absolutely. According to the masses, Biden is also a suitable president and Apple is a benevolent corp.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I love this game so much. In a better alternate history if this game got the same amount of accolades as a Zelda game, The industry would be pushing unique interactions, player freedom and fully destructible environments instead the measure of one's hardware is about pushing graphical fidelity at the expensive of everything else. I retrospect I judged Red Faction Armageddon too harshly for not being a direct follow up to this game. Its not as good, but honestly its still a lot of fun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >physics were invented by Red Faction Guerrilla
      Millennials please leave you are worse then zoomers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like we're not starved for emphasis on physics in the AAA space you had to bring up this relic known for destructible everything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Back then I thought this was a first, humble taste of what is to come soon from videogames.
      Instead 7th gen happened which removd all advancements to AI, physics and artstyle and actualyl degraded further over time.
      Botw is still a garbage boring ubisoft clone tho.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >waste a bunch of time creating a bunch of different interlocking mechanics
    >make the actual content easy as shit that barely requires you to utilize the mechanics
    Modern Nintendo is so moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >make the actual content easy as shit

      Red X on minimap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You'd have to be genuinely moronic to die in BotW/TotK after the first like 2 or 3 hours. Once you find truffles the game is over.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I loved TotK but you're right. Kirby Star Allies is the same in a way. Each power has a rich full moveset with lots of capabilities but the game is literally for children who've never touched a controller before.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Garrys Mod was released in 2006.

    Consoles are still 2 decades behind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1) Garry's Mod isn't a game
      2) still nowhere near as complex and Nintendo's engine

      You'd have to be genuinely moronic to die in BotW/TotK after the first like 2 or 3 hours. Once you find truffles the game is over.

      >You'd have to be genuinely moronic to die in BotW/TotK after the first like 2 or 3 hours. Once you find truffles the game is over.

      Red X on Minimap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Americans can't make good games, so they need the japanese to show them how it's done everytime. I can't wait for them to fix the FPS genre too eventually, since you idiots can only obssess over graphical fidelity and nothing else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather just play garrysmod

      The gmod gays continues to seethe.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring clears

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TOTK is a literally asset flip except unlike good ones like Majoras Mask its literally the same game with slight mechanic changes

    and you guys still bought it, but thank god they didnt win any awards so that means even normies realize the game wasnt needed

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    honestly, why are you guys so fricking asshurt about nintendo and specifically those two zelda games

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be zeldagay
      >love the franchise
      >suddenly the games turn into generic ubisoftcancer
      >totk gets praised for being genius despite being a literal copy paste of the previous game mashed up with gary's mod + banjo nuts and bolts
      >each game took absolutely forever to release despite totk being a carbon copy of botw
      >a link between worlds released 2013, LITERALLY 11 FRICKING YEARS WITHOUT A SINGLE NEW ZELDA GAME

      Yep, I am asshurt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >be zeldagay

        Show me your Zelda collection.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here you go senpai. Do I also need to post my Acekard 2i and CFW 3DS for the 3/DS titles? Also, do I need to hook up my Wii's external HDD since I have skyward sword installed on it? Such a garbage game lmao, was not worth spending $5 on the wii motion plus addon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So you don't own single Zelda game or Nintendo console. And you have the audacity to call yourself a "Zeldagay".

            I think I can safely ignored any opinion you have.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I only trust piratechad opinions even when I paypig. Paypiggies will always want to fool themselves into thinking their money was worth it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what kind of underdeveloped child or american are you, that you equate love for a franchise with how many trinkets you own related to it?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              having played all Zelda games should be enough to call yourself Zeldagay.
              Do think think I should have bought a CDi as well?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't own a single Zelda game.

                Fake fan.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Based

            So you don't own single Zelda game or Nintendo console. And you have the audacity to call yourself a "Zeldagay".

            I think I can safely ignored any opinion you have.

            Dilate, homosexual. You dont need to own anything to be considered a Zeldagay. And I say that as someone whos bought almost every Zelda game aside from slop of the kingdom which I thankfully pirated

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >You dont need to own anything to be considered a Zeldagay

              Obviously don't care enough to actually support the developers.

              Your only experience of Zelda is by playing imitations of them.

              Sad.

              Begone fake fan.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No need to support the devs, moronic homosexuals like you that pay extra for the collector's editions already paid for my copy

                >Your only experience of Zelda is by playing imitations of them.
                Says the homosexual that owns MJ 3DS lmao

                >be zeldagay

                Show me your Zelda collection.

                Pirategays on the other hand get to play a more faithful game than that shitty remake https://restoration.zora.re/

                Join the 41% already troony

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a third-world moron with no concept of how basic economics work?
                Sadly there’s too many of you shitters polluting the internet.
                Video games and hardware are consumer products, they wouldn’t be made if people didn’t buy them. You are a parasite. I only respect pirates who admit they just want free shit, not coping third-world subhumans like you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Says the homosexual that owns MJ 3DS lmao

                I own multiple copies of Majora's Mask, collectors editions and such. Even have my original magazine reviews and guides from 2000.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So? You still own the shitty imitation.
                Also, where your copy of zelda's adventure? If you're going full moron with your shitty collection, then you might as well go all in

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Based physical chad putting the thirdies in their place. This board is fricking twisted.
                >someone buys the latest graphics card for $2k:
                >BASED OMFG MASTTUR RAYCE
                >someone owns physical copies of games he loves
                >durhurr paypig tendie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That graphics card can play all of the zelda games + romhacks + fangames + play at 4K resolution while the majora's mask strategy guide is available right here http://www.melaniff.com/melaniff/nintendo_files/Nintendo_Players_Guide_N64_Legend_of_Zelda_The_Majoras_Mask.pdf

                Do not have a nice day once gaming becomes 100% digital by the way

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >needs a 4090 to play Nintendo games
                >you will own nothing and you will be happy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I own multiple copies of Majora's Mask
                Yet you haven't played any of them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what kind of underdeveloped child or american are you, that you equate love for a franchise with how many trinkets you own related to it?

              >claims to be fan
              >doesn’t own any of the games
              >has the gall to complain about the quality of the games
              You literally did not participate, you didn’t purchase anything you liked thus you didn’t vote with your wallet. If you don’t like the current games, too bad. Nintendo is making games for paying customers, not for leeches like you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >claims to be fan
                >doesn’t own any of the games
                >has the gall to complain about the quality of the games
                >You literally did not participate, you didn’t purchase anything you liked thus you didn’t vote with your wallet. If you don’t like the current games, too bad. Nintendo is making games for paying customers, not for leeches like you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No argument, I accept your concession you filthy brown macaco.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why was this picture taken?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Prob a weight loss journey if I was to guess. Many people in Ganker makes fun of it because improving your health and body is seen as woke thing. Seen quite many guys rebel against "double standards" when girls have said they like fit guys.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The only Zelda game that I bought was Phantom Hourglass and that shit resulted in me getting Spirit Tracks. I essentially damaged the franchise by not being a 100% pirategay

                >I only respect pirates who admit they just want free shit, not coping third-world subhumans like you.
                But anon, I just want free shit. I also claim that I don't need to support the devs because (You) already paid for my copy
                Yes, I am a parasite that posted TOTK spoilers online before the game got officially released. Hope the switch 2 gets hacked fast so I can keep doing the same
                What are you going to do about it troony?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based! I kinda regret not having a N64 as a kid but where I live in Europe Nintendo systems weren’t popular until the Wii. Anyway here’s my switch and 3DS physical games.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Based video game enthusiast.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >video game enthusiast
              Ah yes, an enthusiast that hates every single non-nintendo game to ever exist, and will refuse to even touch a game unless it has a switch version. Truly an enthusiast.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ACgay enters the thread with his moronic fanfic
                I own 400 games on steam.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you making up fake lies again?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because ACgay has nothing, he needs to feel superior due to his narcissistic personality disorder. In reality he doesn’t like video games, all he allegedly played in the last decade was TF2, Terraria, AC6 and a bunch of roomhacks of older consoles.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            is this genuine cherry wood?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I think so.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn’t have the gold OoT or MM boxes
          pleb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not one of those autists spamming pro or anti threads, I just occasionally post in them.
      Personally I was excited for BotW when it was first announced then the actual game was a disappointment. They threw the baby out with the bathwater, SS was too handholdy and linear but BotW went too far in the other direction and dumped out what I liked about Zelda. Only 4 short dungeons, all the meaningful progression happens in the intro. Then TotK took 6 years to come out and was basically an asset flip, insane amount of recycled content from BotW, didn't even take place in a unique world like MM. The franchise has turned into open world slop when all I wanted was a refined version of the classic formula.
      They even killed off 2D so the employees could all work on BotW/TotK, so I have nothing to look forward to in this franchise anymore.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BK: Nuts and Bolts did it better, like 10+ years ago. At least the game had a lot of fun challenges.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >BK: Nuts and Bolts did it better

      Absolute moron. When I read posts like this I'm just baffled as to how moronic and stupid the c**ts on this board are.

      Nuts & Bolts has you building vehicles in a subscreen.

      TotK has you building vehicles in open gameplay, in real-time, WITHIN the game engine, all elements containing their own weight, gravitational potential, elemental and physical attributes combining and interacting with each seamlessly.

      If you can't understand the difference - or how complicated it must have been to code this - then you really need to stay in school or perhaps even just have a nice day to save the human race from the burden you might breed one day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the reason games like Besiege and From the Depths disable physics while building isn't because it's hard not to, it's because dealing with physics while building is annoying for the player

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the reason games like Besiege and From the Depths disable physics while building isn't because it's hard not to

          Sure. I'm sure the developers would agree

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Glad we're agreed on that. TotK is nothing special. Single dev indie projects let you build more intricate vehicles.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >TotK is nothing special. Single dev indie projects let you build more intricate vehicles.

              Literally inferior and less complex in every way.

              I can stand still in TotK and simply let the rain lash down.

              >NPCs will run for shelter
              >water will pool
              >wildlife will gather under trees, shelter from the storm
              >rare fauna and animals will appear
              >stealth becomes easier because the rain lowers visibility and covers noise
              >lightning will strike, which may kill me or set things on fire
              >the world becomes wet, meaning surfaces are hard to climb, yet slick to shield surf over.
              >combat scenarios are dynamic changed

              Even just standing still in TotK, without interacting with the world or even mentioning any of its complex gameplay mechanics, it is running rings around every other game.

              All of this is in service of the gameplay, which will create unique situational set pieces, experienced differently by every player.

              Nintendo are light-years beyond every other developer. It's embarrassing really.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >baby's first walking simulator

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Name games that do everything better than TotK. I’ll wait.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Just Cause 2

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                RDR2
                It's also as fricking boring, so it's perfect for you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In terms of realism and detail I agree that RDR2 is up there with TotK but it’s aiming for realism and not the crazy fantasy sci-fi shit that Totk is able to pull.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >In terms of realism and detail I agree that RDR2 is up there with TotK

                Holy shit, this place really is a sub IQ shithole KEK

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Goddam all the little details put into RDR2 are moronic as frick. Do you need to stand still for 10 days to see this happen in-game?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve been playing vidya on multiple platforms like 8-bit consoles and DOS computers since the early 90’s, BotW was a game that really impressed me with its level of detail plus the huge living and breathing world. TotK pretty much doubled down on the amount of detail and crazy shit that just happen naturally. Nintendo was able to pull this off in underpowered hardware and on top of that they delivered a complete, finished product without GaaS monetization. It’s funny how I’ve heard multiple times how GaaS and MTX shit was the only way for publishers to make enough money to produce AAA games but Nintendo makes a product of much higher quality than the latest AAA western slop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >or how complicated it must have been to code this
        Yeah, I don't fricking care. It's not fun
        I sure love trying to build something and have it be a fricking chore since spheres keep moving when placed on terrain. Also I fricking love waggling the joycon to detach shit instead of having a proper hotkey to do so

        So you don't own single Zelda game or Nintendo console. And you have the audacity to call yourself a "Zeldagay".

        I think I can safely ignored any opinion you have.

        The only Zelda game that I bought was phantom hourglass and that was before I learned about flashcards. I emulated Zelda 1 on Nesticle most likely before you were even born
        You also claim that I don't own a Nintendo console despite I clearly mentioning that I owned a Acekard 2i (requires a NDS or 3DS to use) and CFW 3DS and had an external HDD which I use for my Wii. Nice reading comprehension morongay. Also, I have BOTW and TOTK installed on my Switch. Yes, I pirated both games but those copies are virtually no different than someone who bought the same games digitally. If someone only bought the digital versions of the WiiU/Switch titles, then are they forbidden of being called zeldagays because they don't own the cardboard boxes?

        Honestly, homosexual buygays deserve to get cancer and die. You're not a zeldagay, you're just a CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOMER

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy Baste

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have seen this post multiple times now. Take a look at the archives.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats better why? Because it takes x5 times longer to build something? because they watered down every single mechanic in the game so they could have the same control scheme? or its the absolute moron time limit on the things you build so you dont obliterate the game?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >creating solutions to advertising and puzzles, in real-time, in open organic gameplay, is bad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's all fine and dandy, but nothing ever asks you to take advantage of this. The game is afraid of challenging you. In a game about building vehicles, you'd expect a staunch difficulty curve to meet you for every increase of potential you are given. Like you have new wheels, new weapons, or new mastery or terrain, so now the game has to push back on you.

            TOTK lacks this essentially progressive difficulty curve.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >That's all fine and dandy, but nothing ever asks you to take advantage of this.

              Sounds like you played a different game from me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                From the first korok and the first shrine, all the way to the last ones, they never ask you to employ any kind of advanced strategem. The dungeons are the same, being 4-5 rooms slapped together, oftentimes just letting you skip everything with a convenient hoverbike. Enemies can best be described as loot piñatas that really only exist for grinding. How many wacky webms have you seen of some guy making an overly elaborate fire penis robot contraption, and all he does is send it to kill some trash mobs? You could accomplish the same thing by just mashing your sword repeatedly, it's not like they employ tactics or act smart. It's just not that impressive.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All of this is absolute lies and drivel.

                You won't even get past the tutorial with that mentality.

                You have to pretend everything the game does, the gameplay possibilities offers, the experiences the player can indulge in, don't count.

                You have to pretend none of this counts because your own favorite game looks like infantile dogshit by comparison.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You won't even get past the tutorial with that mentality.
                Oh yeah, walking down a hallway and watching a cutscene are definitely Dark Souls moments.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >gets BTFO
                >makes up more lies and drivel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah he's right.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >nuts & bolts have good tooling
        >totk has you build stuff with a janky camera & chopstick precision

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah go play N&B. It's just like TotK bro!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Darren posts another nuzelda worship thread
    You and your shit game lost and got raped

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think people who say Garry's Mod physics are comparable to TotK haven't played Gmod in a long time. Every time you stick two things together in gmod the physics start to spaz out. It's a chore to get anything to work. TotK physics work perfectly almost every time. Also, the fact that you have to harken back to 2006 to find physics even similar to it speaks to how much we have stagnated in everything but graphics and animation. Only other games with comparable physics are either indie or from 15 years ago.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care how impressive it is at a technical level i never wanted to build a car in zelda

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess it's impressive if the only games you've ever played were pokemon and mario

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TotK is so good it has ruined all other games for me.

      I find myself wanting to explore other open world ganes but being hit with invisible walls, linearity and gated progression.

      I find myself wandering off the beaten path and finding nothing there to discover.

      I find myself peering into bottomless chasms feeling disappointed that I can't dive down there and explore.

      I find myself dealing with baby tier combat scenarios and wondering why I can't use all my inventory to create new scenario-specific items and weapons.

      I find myself wishing I could create my own solutions to puzzles and challenges using my own wits and resources.

      I find myself disappointed that the game's interconnected systems don't turn every event into a unique set, experienced by me alone.

      I find myself limited by the sheer inactive sterilisation of the world around me.

      Nintendo have just raised the bar too damn high and now I can't enjoy anything else. Video games have peaked with TotK.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stale pasta.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >can't refute it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Refute what? I just read the first line and didn't even bother to read the rest.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed

    Too bad BG3 released in the same year. That game was an even bigger masterpiece

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the Indian Nintendo shareholder thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Right on time discordsister, we are about to turn this dumb thread into yet another anti-totk one.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >even nintendo is resorting to internal buzzwords without a real understanding of game design
    no wonder totk is so trash
    it's over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stupid brainless pedophile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nakadashi nakadashi nakadashi nakadashi

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >acgay already here
    Kino, we're about to remind totkgays why we rule this board

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >say you think another game was better than TOTK or BOTW
    >supposed "enthusiasts" will lose their minds, because apparently having a different opinion makes you hitler

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Headcanon aside when did he say he didn't like non-nintendo games?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you still seething about the fact that I own dozens of physical games?
      At first it was
      >durrhurr you hate non-Nintendo games
      Then I pointed out that I own non-Nintendo games
      >durrhur you hate games that aren’t on Nintendo
      You’re a pathetic worm.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ACgay is poor.
        Like ridiculously poor.
        If I remember right he once admitted to not having a desk for his PC and just using a chair.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He actually brags about being unemployed and believes playing a hard video game is a life achievement.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >masterpiece of game design.

    Menus: The Game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In replaying the Zelda series I lol'd because they all, ALL, have shit menuing that drags down the game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not wind waker hd
        its funny because even albw feels like they unironically said not enough menu

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >If I am in error, then prove me wrong
    Look at this thread, you're the only person seething out of his gourd just because people can afford nice things and you can't.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nice headcanon.
    Why do you shit yourself in rage when you see a picture of someone’s game collection? How can you even judge TotK’s quality if you didn’t play it?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >APOLOGIZE TO ME
    No, I’m not going to stroke your narcissistic schizoid ego.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Nice headcanon.
      Why do you shit yourself in rage when you see a picture of someone’s game collection? How can you even judge TotK’s quality if you didn’t play it?

      [...]

      [...]
      >If I am in error, then prove me wrong
      Look at this thread, you're the only person seething out of his gourd just because people can afford nice things and you can't.

      See, you can't even be bothered to type a single sentence.

      "It's okay to like non-nintendo games over nintendo games". This very statement burns you to your core because you cannot allow anyone to ever be considered on par with, let alone above, Nintendo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But I like non-Nintendo games. Age of Empires is among my favorite series of games of all time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Then you shouldn't throw a shitfit if someone criticizes TOTK, or considers another game better. Yet look at what you're doing.

          >other people are criticizing the game besides myself
          >you call them erictroony and say that they got raped

          Totally reasonable, right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But I’m not throwing any fit and I’m not the erictroony spammer.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not the erictroony spammer
              >but I think he's heckin based because he attacks people who disagree with me

              Mhm.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t care about your schizophrenic delusions.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you just want people to perform some pointless ritual to stroke your ego?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you were to apologize he wouldn't accept it.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's very impressive and cool yes, it's just a shame they didn't put an actual game with dungeons and story in it as well

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god Nintendo invented physics last year (2023), just imagine how amazing videogames will be from now on due to this

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Creating physics is not game design. Zelda TOTK in particular is a total mess in terms of game design:
    > controls are terrible
    > interruption with menus all the time
    >the way health and armor work is totally flawed, and is exactly the same as BOTW which shows that the guys didn't even try to fix it
    >ultra-annoying cutscenes and loading times that, when added together, start to become unbearable for the player (improving armor is a good example)
    >puzzles whose solution is self-evident in 99% of cases, i.e. they're not puzzles but just work
    >exploration trivialized because you can fly easily
    >repetitive battles that make the monsters more and more like damage sponges as you progress
    >simply pathetic story that convinces no one and is repeated several times
    >koroks again
    Etc.

    There's a reason why TOTK has fallen completely out of the popular imagination and isn't discussed anywhere. It's a clone of a game from 6 years ago, where nothing that matters has been improved, and it doubles down on the problems.
    No wonder the only conversation about TOTK before this GDC video on Ganker is an autist who keeps creating threads pretending to be a fan and a critic, because that's the way the obsessed moron found to keep the game from being totally ignored.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All of this is drivel.

      >controls are terrible

      lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brainless fans can't even defend the points I've made.

        Here more:
        > the image of the game has no contrast whatsoever and would not have passed the approval of anyone who has the slightest idea of art, colors and lighting
        >the battle companions stand in front of the camera several times, obstructing the view
        >the battle companions run away from you, making it difficult to activate their skills
        >you sometimes trigger a companion's ability unintentionally because it's the same button you press to collect items, which in some cases can cause items to be blown away, generating exactly the opposite of what you wanted
        >the robot you open last comes at a point in the game where it's simply useless (there's no balance)
        >frame rate constantly drops to around 20 fps, 1/3 of what is considered acceptable
        >the game's basic frame rate is 30 fps (1/2 of what is considered acceptable)
        >many of the quests are too simplistic to make sense (one of the quests is to open a door, and I'm not making this up, you literally open a door and complete a quest)
        >flying islands are copy + pasted
        >the puzzle of holding the board doesn't scale in difficulty so you'll almost always have something basic that you can solve by exploiting the game's physics
        >the flying bike costs almost nothing and trivializes entire locations, such as the Dephts
        >Depths has almost nothing interesting and is basically a place to collect consumables while facing the same 3 enemies as always (which were the same as in BOTW)
        >souls in the Depths are practically useless
        >vehicles disappear when you walk 20 steps and sometimes when there are cutscenes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the image of the game has no contrast whatsoever and would not have passed the approval of anyone who has the slightest idea of art, colors and lighting

          Schizo drivel

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ACgay mass-replying in a fit of rage because nobody strokes his bruised ego
    Lmao, it’s not even about the vidya, it’s about his ego and status as le hardcoar gamur.
    I would tell you to seek help but narcissists never do.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NEW THREAD

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t care about your troony spam.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Reused map
    >Reused durability system
    >Reused ubislop towers
    >Reused koroks
    >Reused enemies
    >No real dungeons
    >No music
    >No items
    That'll be $70 plus tip for your BOTW DLC...sorry, I mean sequel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >too moronic to read the on-screen prompt
      >posts lies

      Sad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tendies btfo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's your masterpiece of game design bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both games feature hundreds of koroks
      Neither game share the exact same koroks, they changed all of them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is a lie. They absolutely re-use Koroks in the same place as Breath of the wild

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >those anatomy of a gamer meme threads get instantly nuked
    >mentally ill schizo gays making the same zelda threads 24/7 stay up
    i hate the mods and jannies

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing triggers Gankerermin like nintendo lmao
    It's like seeing actual video games just melts their smooth brains lol

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more convinced everyday that your average Gankerirgin now is someone who hasn't played a video game from before 2005.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >changing filehash to hide xir shilling
    why are discord tendiejeets so fricking pathettic, bros?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather just play garrysmod

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's really sad when you think about it.
    The only reason ACgay hates Nintendo is because they have games he can't have.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek what a projecting discordtroon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's really sad when you think about it.
        The only reason ACgay hates Nintendo is because they have games he can't have.

        I don’t care about your schizophrenic delusions.

        >he says while hating every non-nintendo game to ever exist

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t hate non-Nintendo games.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then it sure is odd that you're so angry at me for saying things like "I don't think TOTK was the best game of 2023". Really interesting seeing a supposed game enthusiast get so pissed off over such a small statement.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Where was I angry about that? I just dislike your narcissistic attitude.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you insisting on this false narrative? Everyone is laughing at your asinine bullshit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Where was I angry about that? I just dislike your narcissistic attitude.

                >everyone is laughing at your asinine bullshit
                >you're narcissistic
                Why?
                >BECAUSE YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO IMPLY THAT TOTK ISN'T A 10/10 MASTERPIECE
                hmmm....

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This schizo has spent his entire weekend seething in TotK threads.

                I had sex with my tight gf and played TotK in between bouts of laughing at him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I larped with my imaginary girlfriend before boating on my yacht with my 5 kids and met with the president because i'm so heckin valid

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's true, he really has spent his weekend seething in TotK threads.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How do you the quality of a game you didn’t play?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >calls non-nintendo games "troony shit"
                >has the audacity to accuse others of not playing games

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I never called non-Nintendo games troony shit. Don’t start this shit again you fricking loser.
                >has the audacity to accuse others of not playing games
                It’s a fact and you even admitted it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I never called non-Nintendo games troony shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Proof that was me? You have none. I don’t schizo spam.
                I already proved to you multiple times that it wasn’t me, also that I own non-Nintendo games all you have is cope and delusions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have been caught lying multiple times already so no one is really going to trust anything else you have to say

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >so no one
                Just you actually. You're alone in your delusions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You have been caught lying multiple times
                Your schizophrenic hallucinations are not proof.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have been caught lying multiple times already so no one is really going to trust anything else you have to say

                >Proof that was me?
                It's all in the attitude. You think TOTK is a perfect masterpiece, and you demonstrate this by refusing to acknowledge even a tiny bit of criticism. You look down on others and even attack them if they imply that a non-nintendo game is good. You claim to be an idort, but your actions say otherwise. Really, the only thing I'm even asking is for you to consider that some games just did what TOTK did better. You can still jerk the game off as your favorite game, go right ahead infact. But your staunch refusal to acknowledge another viewpoint is what condemns you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why do waste your life seething in threads about game you don't like.

                Seems like bizarre behavior.

                You certainly aren't here for the discussion as all your shitposts are lies or disingenuous gas lighting drivel.

                My hypothesis is that you're simply jealous. Jealous of the millions people having fun. It's the only explanation for such obsessive behavior.

                Ganker seems like a strange place to conduct yourself. Who trying to convince? 5 random anons?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn’t care about vidya, he cares about his reputation on a shitty vietnamese scuba-diving forum. He’s been worse lately because he got exposed so he feels like he has to shitpost to fix his reputation and heal his bruised ego. With narcissists their ego takes priority.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >masterpiece
    it was a fun game but it wasn't anything particularly new. innovated on ideas that have been attempted in the past (see: red faction, crackdown 3, banjo & kazooie N&B) in a way that was fun to screw with for the entire playtime. i won't poo-poo a fun game just because it reuses the geographical layout from the previous game, but i certainly didn't pay $70 for it i paid $50 at launch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh, this is one of those reposted-every-hour fight club threads where over half the posts are OP replying to himself. is legitimate video game discussion too much to ask for from the video game discussion board

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely agree, I want more games to fiddle with building and physics shit, and integrate it into actual gameplay. I WANT GMOD NONSENSE TO BE INTEGRATED INTO GAMES WITH ENEMIES AND BOSSES AND CAMPAIGNS
    I WANT TO BUILD GOOFY TANKS OR LAUNCH GIANT OBJECTS AT ENEMIES OR TRAP THEM IN INFINITE DEATH CONTRAPTIONS

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A world where players can express their creativity without breakdown
    Thing is BOTW was about using the physics within the confines of the world while TOTK was about breaking the physics to do things to skip the confines of the world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, hover bike trivializes the entire game

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo makes nintendo's first ever game with physics
    >toddlers who have never played any game not called zelda, mario or pokemon cream their pants
    There was a whole universe of physics-driven games before zelda did it, you know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There were also other physics based Nintendo games before totk, you know.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's even the point of these conferences?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there some autist mass replying to everything saying someone got raped?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played this game and I haven't watched OP's video but I'm still gonna shitpost about both anyway as if I knew what I'm talking about.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3D Zelda peaked at Majora's Mask.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've originally played virtually all of them on original hardware first and foremost.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why did the devs fail to play portal 2 and learn from it not once, but twice?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why can't zeldasisters igbnore shitposting and simply discuss the games they like?
    oh, right, they don't enjoy playing videogames

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why can't zeldasisters igbnore shitposting and simply discuss the games they like?

      Discussion of TotK on this board is impossible. These schizos were seething about the game YEARS before it even released. They ape out at any discussion of the game.

      >it's not doing anything Gmod didn't do!!!!

      Or other schizo cope drivel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. I’m replaying BotW and after I’m done I’ll play TotK again. I just post here while I’m taking a shit to laugh at the schizos. I’ve already discussed everything that was there to discuss with my friends.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >playing the same game twice in a row
          Have fun with those korok seeds, goyim!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hasn't stopped literally any other game in the history of this board; NVgays have the troony shitposters, fromgays have shazamposters, DDgays have recently had their own nuisances too
        i'd say you'd know nothing about it, since those aren't games your ilk plays, but who are we kidding, you are perfectly intimate with what goes on in those threads

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All of those pale in comparison to the anti-Nintendo schizos. You can make a thread about one of the games you mention and have a relatively civil discussion but the moment you make an honest Zelda thread Eric and ACgay will pounce on it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you take your meds then Acgay and Eric disappear you troony freak

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            so why did (you) make this thread?
            why come to this board at all?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Im a shareholder of Nintendo and I must protect Nintendo's reputation especially since totk lost goty to bg3

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >so why did (you) make this thread?
              I didn’t.
              >why come to this board at all?
              To laugh at schizos.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                easier to just stand in front of a mirror, no?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fromnigs have the redman/seamless coop poster who might be the same loser as ACgay tbh

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is so stupid, sounds like a 10kid would say. Games are nothing but rules, making everything physics based only shows how much little creativity game designers have.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they skipped BotW and went straight to TotK I maybe wouldve liked it
    Also the fact that saving the game doesn't save your builds or that they'll despawn if you walk moderately far away from them is egregiously bad.
    Also any time the game expects you to build a vehicle there's a pre-built one snapped in two off to the side of the road that just have to reattach.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If they skipped BotW and went straight to TotK I maybe wouldve liked it
      This is the reason I didn't buy TotK, it didn't seem worth it. I already played BotW and bought the DLC for that, and if I really feel like playing it again I'd just play it again; none of the new TotK stuff really sold me, it looked like it pandered to the people to that made super autistic inventions in BotW and that was not me.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >love series for all my life
    >the spin off title is the most popular of all time
    >like it as a one off
    >it now looks like this is just the future of the series
    I know they said they're not doing another game like it, but I'm pretty confident regular 3D Zelda is dead.
    Post clones so I can take comfort in good games again. Oceanhorn comes to mind.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >gets BTFO
    >makes up more lies and drivel.

    >TOTK fans can't play the game for 5 seconds to verify my statement

    Come on, it's the beginning of the game. If what I said was wrong, it would be trivial to prove so.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The opening cutscene isn't the tutorial schizo. The title screen hasn't even come up yet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then why can't I skip it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Then why can't I skip it?

          Nope, you don't get to wriggle out of this schizio. Answer the question.

          How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.

          Answer the question or I will dismiss of your rants as bullshit schizo drivel.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.
            The same way you beat the final boss. :*~~

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This was pure ludokino after the final dungeon, army fight, possible boss rush, and 4-stage Ganondorf fight

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ehhh, I didn't like any of those. Too easy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Red X on Minimap

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why didn't you answer the question.

                >Then why can't I skip it?

                Nope, you don't get to wriggle out of this schizio. Answer the question.

                How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.

                Answer the question or I will dismiss of your rants as bullshit schizo drivel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What requires any thought in the tutorial? Really? You act like it isn't just yet another bland retread of the great plateau.

                You’re such a fricking moron it’s unreal.

                >ACgay’s entire criticism of Totk is based on watching the intro and final phase of Ganondorf on YouTube
                Absolute moron.

                Hell, what requires thought in any part of the game? You guys love posting webms of using wacky contraptions against bokoblins that already die from a light breeze, but how does that require any thought?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not like the Great Plateau, you’d know this if you actually played the game.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]

                ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
                Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.

                And why don't you post "the demon king"?

                You didn't answer the question.

                [...]

                >fight trash mobs
                >glue boards together
                >fight more trash mobs
                >make boat from obvious materials scattered around
                >listen to disgusting furbait hologram, along with obnoxious robot NPCs
                >first korok is an escort without enemies fighting you
                >shrines are the same trash you'll be doing the rest of the game

                And it just keeps going on and on. Cutscenes, talking, exposition, long after the stupid Ganon cutscene. It just never stops. So I ask you again, where is the fun?

                I could go play TLOU if I want this cinematic handholdy silliness.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
                Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.

                And why don't you post "the demon king"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >where is the fun?

                TotK's tutorial has more gameplay variety, imagination, creativity and coding proficiency than most games have in their entirety.

                You have no arguments. Just vague incoherent schizo drivel.

                TotK rapes your favorite game. That's why you spend your life seething in threads about my favorite game.

                You have no arguments. Just vague incoherent schizo drivel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >hallway
                >cutscene
                >hallway
                >cutscene

                Real gameplay variety there.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
                Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.

                And why don't you post "the demon king"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ACgay is actually crying and sitting itself, running away from this post
                Kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Schzio keeps humiliating himself.

                Never get over. I want you to ruin your life in Zelda threads everyday. XDD

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >no refutation
                Concession accepted.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Meant for

                [...]
                [...]
                >fight trash mobs
                >glue boards together
                >fight more trash mobs
                >make boat from obvious materials scattered around
                >listen to disgusting furbait hologram, along with obnoxious robot NPCs
                >first korok is an escort without enemies fighting you
                >shrines are the same trash you'll be doing the rest of the game

                And it just keeps going on and on. Cutscenes, talking, exposition, long after the stupid Ganon cutscene. It just never stops. So I ask you again, where is the fun?

                I could go play TLOU if I want this cinematic handholdy silliness.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Literally doesn’t happen, keep seething.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You didn’t play the game lmao.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Literally doesn’t happen, keep seething.

                Remind me, are you even allowed to do the shrines out of order, like the great plateau?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
                Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.

                And why don't you post "the demon king"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ACgay refuses to answer this

                and this

                >Then why can't I skip it?

                Nope, you don't get to wriggle out of this schizio. Answer the question.

                How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.

                Answer the question or I will dismiss of your rants as bullshit schizo drivel.

                Because his schizo drivel would just fall apart.

                He has wasted his whole weekend seething in Zelda threads.

                He has wasted 8 years of his pathetic life seething in Zelda threads.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He has wasted his whole weekend seething in Zelda threads.
                Haven't you done the same if you know that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Haven't you done the same if you know that?

                Nope. I've popped in here occasionally, in between sex with my gf and playing TotK.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing is more pathetic than larping.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Nothing is more pathetic than larping

                You're larping as a video game fan.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I love video games, so I can see why you'd think that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Here's my qtpi gf.

                Now continue seething over my favorite game endlessly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Technically fiancé.

                Now cope.

                >less than 1 minute apart
                what the frick is wrong with tendies? why are they pretending to be a single person?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I really hope you're just making this up.

                >man who's supposedly happily married
                >will just post his wife randomly in a video game thread for no reason other than to attention prostitute

                Does she even know about you gloating over your little sex sessions? Does she know that you post her pictures here?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >gets BTFO
                >screeching intensifies

                Yikes!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Arthur, I'm genuinely showing concern for you. Why are posting pictures of your supposed wife? Are you really that desperate to win this argument, that you'll turn Ganker into your own personal blog? Are you going to post pictures of your children next? No joke, I am baffled that you think this is a good idea.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry you got BTFO. Maybe you shouldn't have wasted your entire life seething in Zelda threads. Something to think about.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Arthur, if you seriously aren't larping right now, then this is by far the most pathetic thing that anyone has ever done on Ganker. You would legitimately save more face by saying that you made it all up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't be the first time you used a family member then called them your wife/children.
                btw why did you stop replying to acgay? You do know he's only one that takes your posts seriously, right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't she your wife some threads ago? Why the demotion?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Technically fiancé.

                Now cope.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >quoth the shitposter who spams Eric's name tens of thousands of times

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ACgay refuses to answer this

                and this [...]

                Because his schizo drivel would just fall apart.

                He has wasted his whole weekend seething in Zelda threads.

                He has wasted 8 years of his pathetic life seething in Zelda threads.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't answer the question.

                >Then why can't I skip it?

                Nope, you don't get to wriggle out of this schizio. Answer the question.

                How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.

                Answer the question or I will dismiss of your rants as bullshit schizo drivel.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The same way you beat the final boss.
              You didn't answer the question.

              Schzio.

              You will die mad in Zelda threads.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >ACgay’s entire criticism of Totk is based on watching the intro and final phase of Ganondorf on YouTube
              Absolute moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know he will just dismiss the entire tutorial as a cutscene or revert back to his NPC-tier bullshit about someone calling him a troony.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're not showing anything that requires thought in the tutorial.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re such a fricking moron it’s unreal.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Game is too samey to prequel
    >New content doesn't appeal to me
    Some people don't like that, and that's okay

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, rangeban soon
    well, either that or paying to post on Ganker, which is troony-tier humilliation ritual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How did you beat the tutorial by button-mashing.
      The same way you beat the final boss. :*~~

      Ehhh, I didn't like any of those. Too easy.

      What requires any thought in the tutorial? Really? You act like it isn't just yet another bland retread of the great plateau.

      [...]
      [...]
      Hell, what requires thought in any part of the game? You guys love posting webms of using wacky contraptions against bokoblins that already die from a light breeze, but how does that require any thought?

      You're not showing anything that requires thought in the tutorial.

      ACgay, why do you use non sequitors now?
      Seems like you lost and can't answer simples arguments, constantly and desperately trying to move the goalposts.

      And why don't you post "the demon king"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's spelled sequiturs
        not that the average ban-evading tendie would know

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your concession 😉

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they literally stole a bunch of shit from other games and put the Zelda name on it. name a single mechanic this game did first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Make me hate Zelda?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only part of the way through the video, but it's been a fun watch so far. Makes me wish that I could make games at Nintendo, but it's too late because I already went down the web dev rabbit hole

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Masterpiece of boring gameplay.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did Nintendo do it lads?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How did Nintendo do it lads?

      By being talented. By putting creative integrity at the forefront of their philosophy.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This caused Gmod to get taken down because people kept drawing comparisons. Thanks a lot

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >stopped called acgay a troony
    Getting banned multiple times really neutered you huh?

    [...]

    >ACsnoy stopped replying to me first.
    ftfy

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm glad totk didn't have the same blow up botw did.
    it helps it felt more like a 1.5 than a sequel.

    20 years ago half-life 2 did a physics seesaw puzzle and it was a big moment for gaming.
    gmod took advantage of hl2 physics and let you create functional vehicles, and totk copied this to an exact but not nearly as much depth.
    its a bit disturbing when players claim botw/totk did anything new when it was done literally 20 years ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >its a bit disturbing when players claim botw/totk did anything new when it was done literally 20 years ago.

      Trying to distil isolated mechanics has absolutely frick all to do with the overall gaming experience they provide.

      Ask people to name a game like TotK and you get tumbleweeds.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There you go.
    >ACsnoy is a troony 😉
    I agree, which explains why arthur is the only one that loves him.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts

    See

    >BK: Nuts and Bolts did it better

    Absolute moron. When I read posts like this I'm just baffled as to how moronic and stupid the c**ts on this board are.

    Nuts & Bolts has you building vehicles in a subscreen.

    TotK has you building vehicles in open gameplay, in real-time, WITHIN the game engine, all elements containing their own weight, gravitational potential, elemental and physical attributes combining and interacting with each seamlessly.

    If you can't understand the difference - or how complicated it must have been to code this - then you really need to stay in school or perhaps even just have a nice day to save the human race from the burden you might breed one day.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not botw

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I didn't even think of it, but do you tell your """wife""" that you post pictures of her on Ganker? Do you tell her what you do in your spare time? Trolling in Zelda threads isn't something I could imagine her signing up for.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You wasted your life seething in Zelda threads.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I spent my life talking about video games. What did you do, other than fellate game journalists?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          seethe about Ganker threads from his cuckshed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But that's the ericspammer calling everyone a troony while everyone else talks about the games... who then gets all his posts deleted so the thread can live longer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >that's the ericspammer calling everyone a troony

          He's not the not seething over great video games.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Remind me again who keeps calling Terraria "pixeltroony dogshit"? Now Arthur, if you liked TOTK more, you could just say "I think TOTK is better than Terraria". But you go out of your way to insult it and fling childish mannerisms at it. Why is that? Why can't the two games co-exist?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah he's seething over other people discussing games.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he
    Stop talking about yourself in the third person.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You've never criticized it. You call it troony shit and then act like this is some kind of gotcha.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    even if these threads are always the same
    >zeldagays hate botw/totk for ruining the franchise
    >acsnoyerictroony spammer assuming they are all his imaginary boogieman
    >people laughing at acsnoyerictroony spammer's meltdown for the whole thread
    it'll always make me laugh.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >ACsnoytroony, I already explained it to you.
    No you didn't. If you did, link me to your post.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how Google auto filled AC when I typed "games with initials"

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >won't link to his post explaining what a wiki game
    >keeps spelling "non sequitur" wrong
    >his only argument is to call me a gay and a troony

    I think we're done here.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Assassins Creed?
    Ace Combat?
    Animal Crossing?
    Asseto Corsa?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Air Conditioning

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone ITT:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda threads are some of the worst on this board. The success of BotW completely raped this board's butthole into a bloody maw. They're still farting blood 8 years later when it's sequel also launched to the same level of acclaim and success.

      Rather than look at OP's video and say
      >hey that's pretty impressive. It would be great of other developers could learn from this and make better games for everyone.

      Instead they completely ape out and deny Nintendo anything they worked hard to achieve. They'd rather see every video game burn than simply admit Nintendo made a good game.

      Yeah, healthy mindset.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Posting emulator glitches for 8 years isn't a good look.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Rather than look at OP's video and say
        >>hey that's pretty impressive. It would be great of other developers could learn from this and make better games for everyone.
        except its not impressive. everything botw and totk have done has been done before and in a better implemented manner.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >except its not impressive. everything botw and totk have done has been done before and in a better implemented manner.

          Yet you cannot name a single game providing an experience like TotK. Or even a better adventure game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Deus Ex (any imsim really)
            BotW for better pacing and story
            Dragon's Dogma
            Pokemon Wilds

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Deus Ex
              I love how BOTW and TOTK are terrified of letting you hurt NPCs because it might hurt their feelings, and yet Deus Ex lets you kill a father infront of his daughter, and all he has to offer is dry witty sarcasm.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOO WHY ISN’T ZELDA A MURDER SIMULATOR
                Again with this bullshit?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >botw and totk give you full freedom!
                >but erm... not that freedom because its heckin problematic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Inb4
                >the fans advertised the game to me wrong
                And other schizophrenic bullshit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ZELDA NEVER LET YOU MURDER PEOPLE!
                Majora does what Tears doesn't.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >one NPC

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you quoting?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's a valid criticism though. The fact that you can't do anything to NPCs (murder or otherwise) shows that it provides less freedom than a lot of WRPGs. And in general you don't have much of a permanent impact on the world in BotW/TotK outside of scripted quests. Even open world survival games let you build shit that persists within the world, everything in BotW/TotK despawns.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Zelda isn’t an RPG.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                and here we have the tendie's ultimate cope: saying that the zelda franchise isnt an RPG.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Zelda is action-adventure, it’s not an RPG, the only entry that could be considered an RPG is Zelda II.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                RPG means Role Playing Game, meaning you take on the role of somebody else and effectively make the player character yourself.
                Zelda is an RPG

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                By that logic every game is an rpg except for WRPGs we're you self insert as yourself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So by that logic every game is an RPG.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a valid criticism though
                It'll never be a valid criticism ACgay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If only, but the reality is

        [...]
        Go into any of the threads where all his posts are deleted. Or ever see posts about making all of TotK take place underground and moving all content there? Yeah he fumed at that.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never played a zelda game, did totk make the previous one irrelevant?

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Go into any of the threads where all his posts are deleted. Or ever see posts about making all of TotK take place underground and moving all content there? Yeah he fumed at that.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Zelda falling off?

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I’m another Zeldachad and can confirm that ACgay seethes about my physical games, the fact that I have a gf and a job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >still larping
      Your "girlfriend" is wondering where you are and what you're doing because you spend hours screaming about your boyfriend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok I lied it was my sister

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Trying to impersonate me is sad as frick. Clearly mind broken.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            Who the frick is impersonating me? Frick off Eric, I fully admit it was actually my sister

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My girlfriend is real unlike the voices in your head.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >deleted
    >deleted
    >deleted
    >deleted
    >deleted
    >deleted
    rangeban soon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AAAA I I I I EEEEEE
      Curse you, eric!

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    but other games have done it before botw/totk and thats what matters.
    totk hasnt done anything new, just half baked a bunch of random shit into a disgusting pie.

    >except its not impressive. everything botw and totk have done has been done before and in a better implemented manner.

    Yet you cannot name a single game providing an experience like TotK. Or even a better adventure game.

    >Or even a better adventure game.
    that depends on what you're looking for in an adventure game.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    keep oiking piggy piggy, each seething post brings you closer to being rangebanned

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is TTYD getting changed by trannies? I thought they only hated zelda?

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OoT > MM >> TotK >/= WW > BotW > TP > SS

    While TotK/BotW haven't reach the peak of the series I'll take then over boring, derivative and padded riddled garbage like TP and SS. At least WW has good characters.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    again, it's spelled "non sequiturs", tendietard
    stop trying to sound smart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I am Indian sar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >still avoids the question

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what would posting a non-unique boss bring to the discussion?

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >playing the boring way is faster than the fun way
      >fun way has you fight against the game's own systems longer than the boring way
      so this... is the power... of nintendo magic™

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        seethe troony!! it is le masterpiece of game design

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fake as frick footage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same footage, nintentard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you moronic?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'll take that as a YES then.

              moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >use premade glider instead of making a unique machine for the """puzzle"""
        you didnt beat the puzzle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fake as frick footage.

      this is just lame, a capapult would have been cooler

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    no?
    in the main quest you have to fight him shortly just the world's most obvious plot twist, at the bottom of the deku tree and at the end of the game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ACgay prove that you played the game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >at the bottom of the deku tree
      Are you really confusing a phantom ganon with ganondorf?

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >copy + pasted physics mini games splattered around a re-used empty game map
    wow a masterpiece..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People are getting sick of this copy pasted tech demo DLC that's why no one gives a frick about it any more. Sad!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People are getting sick of this copy pasted tech demo DLC that's why no one gives a frick about it any more. Sad!

      Yet you seethe everyday,

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >troonygamer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You've been seething this whole thread tho

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ACgay prove that you played the game.

    [...]

    >at the bottom of the deku tree
    Are you really confusing a phantom ganon with ganondorf?

    [...]

    [...]

    >i-it's not the same boss, le demon king has a whopping 3 new attacks and a different skinned mesh
    jesus

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the course of my career as a vidcon specialist (my own coinage, spend it wisely), I have never seen such blatant and frankly sickening ignorance as that exhibited by the "people" (if, in fact, they are homosexual sapiens at all, as their intelligence implies elsewise) that claim that Zelda is not an RPG. There is nothing that Shigeru "Shiggy" Miyamoto could possibly do to make the vidcon any more of an RPG as it meets every single criterion for being one, particularly that it takes place in an imaginary realm with a fantastical beastiary, the damsel villain ratio is at or above standards, and that the core emphasis of the gameplay is on bedazzling all foes with impeccable swords and sorcery. Furthermore, this line of thought can be extended to all vidcons in which the player controls a character (hence, roleplaying), though I cringe slightly at the thought of such mundane vidcons as Madden being RPGs, as they do not even include exotic weaponry such as the tonfa.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When Zelda first began in the 80s, it was labeled as a RPG simply because it had a lot in common with RPGS of the time.

      >top down.
      >fantasy setting
      >gameplay involving dungeons and magical items

      But this was early game design primordial soup. The concepts and traits of RPGS would become more defined later, and Zelda certainly was not RPG by definition as the years went on.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wait, right, my bad, the one at the bottom of the tree is different (which i wouldn't have gotten wrong if i had looked it up online instead of remembering my playthrough)
    my point still stands, it's not really a unique boss

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the boss fight against ganon and his shadowclones where he uses three weapons is completely different despite using the same skeleton and animations
    idk what to tell you man, this kinda explains why the game itself blows your mind despite being BotW 1.5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ACgay still trying to dig himself out of his lies and shitposts.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yeah, "the demon king" is the one that does the skeleton/animations reusing i pointed out in my post, thank you

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >total conversion mods use to be free
    >now the devs take their last game, make a total conversion mod for it and sell it full price
    No shit GDC likes that shit.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    correct, 2/3 endings of the final bosses in AC6 use the same mech model (more or less), but have vastly different movesets
    how did you know that?

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ACgay REALLY THINKS PHANTOM GANONS ARE THE SAME AS GANONDORF LMAOOOOOOO

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hope and seethe but we're still talking about totk while your dd threads are dead and buried.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who mentioned dd?
      mask off moment for the tendiecord

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Look at him immediately seethe when I mention a shit game getting no threads anymore. Look how fast he came running but forgot to bring a rebuttal.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I actually play games
    >Spends 20 hours a day sucking japanese wiener in a serbian karate forum

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to work
    >come back home
    >ACgay still seething
    Man, just buy a switch and join everyone in having fun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice page 10 bump Arthur. Let's be real, you don't have a job or a gf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No idea who Arthur is I'm guessing he's probably ACgay's Darren?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's more like Jonah's Doug.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Jonah's Doug.
            What does that even mean?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Don't worry about it. It'll make sense after a while.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The one seething is right above your post.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry about it. It'll make sense after a while.

        You've been seething this whole thread tho

        Samegay harder

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