>tutorial ended. >based on your perfornace we recommend difficulty: Hard

>tutorial ended
>based on your perfornace we recommend difficulty: Hard

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    name one game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Quake Live based your starting rank on your performance against Crash in the tutorial IIRC.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most early CoDs
      Titanfall 2

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the frick are you talking about? you pick a difficulty in Titanfall 2 and don't get recommended anything

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The tutorial displays a recommended difficulty for you based on your time trial result, moron-kun.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >wasting time on course other than beating it later for the trophy
            cringe

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >achievement hunting
              No thanks.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >too shit to beat the course
                cringe

                >Anon on Ganker makes fun of anon on Ganker for actually playing the video game
                If I didn't know you were a moron this would seem like some hilarious satire

                >gay tutorials are le game
                off yourself zoomer

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Anon on Ganker makes fun of anon on Ganker for actually playing the video game
              If I didn't know you were a moron this would seem like some hilarious satire

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Path of Neo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rune Factory 3 Special

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually not that uncommon. It's just not something you think about that much.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that game fun?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I enjoy it, though I've only played for a couple hours and have yet to get to the latter stages. It's got good movement and gunplay feels satisfying. There's a demo on steam.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >There's a demo
            >tfw don't even check for demos anymore
            thanks anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FIFA

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    this is it?

    this is all you have to cling to in life to feel like you have worth?

    what a fricking loser

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >all you have to cling to in life
      name 5 others things, drone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      t. plays in story mode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      t. got recommended super easy peezy mode for journalists

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets completely defensive over a shitpost
      You've definitely been made fun of irl for playing in
      >EASY MODO!?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      t. plays on Super Weenie Hut Jr mode

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >recommended class: stealth archer

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I play most games on hard as a default since I've been playing video games for decades at this point. Unless "hard mode" just turn enemies into sponges.

    I wish more games shook it up for hard more. Change/add more enemies or give them new moves instead of just giving them more health and damage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Unless "hard mode" just turn enemies into sponges.
      Which it pretty much always does.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >kh2 critical mode
        >you deal more damage, but everything oneshots you
        Thats a hard mode well done

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          KH2FM Critical Mode is such a great challenge, even more so if you decide to make it a Level 1 run as well. Currently working my way though the Data Org and Terra on Crit Lv 1. The game’s damage scaling meant that even while you aren’t leveling up, you can still do decent damage to enemies. It’s a shame the other KH games never really got it right again and a lot of bosses end up being damage sponges you deal chip damage to on their Crit Lv 1 runs.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >oneshots
          >well done

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          KH2 Critical was smart about how it did its difficulty. Enemies don't actually deal any more damage than on Proud, but your HP & MP gains are cut in half and you level up a bit slower. Because of that the early game isn't any more difficult than Proud, in fact it's a bit easier because of the damage boost on the player's end and extra abilities, but it scales up fast as you continue until the late-game is intense where making a mistake can get you killed easily but you have the tools by that point to avoid hits and quickly end fights.

          KH3 fricked it up by also halving your starting HP & MP. Combined with the enemy encounter design that focused more on spectacle, and the early-game is a slog where you'll get surrounded by a dozen enemies that can kill you in two hits, immediately kill your AI allies making them useless, will ram into you from off-screen, and magic is useless because you only get like 2 or 3 casts before cooldown and enemies are so spread out you barely hit anything with each cast. It only gets somewhat fun once you're nearly halfway into the game and finally have the stats and tools to deal with their bullshit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly yeah. Sometimes I still do it anyway if the combat system is good enough. I find that normal mode doesn't really let me sink my teeth into it since all the enemies die too quickly. The new GoW games were like this for me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      See I don't even mind when it turns them into sponges, because fights don't last long enough in most games. Unless it's at the point where the enemy literally can't damage me but i'm stuck mashing A for 10 minutes because it just has too much HP (Path of Exile).

      I only avoid the cheap one-shot "play absolutely perfectly or die" difficulties, because then I'm not playing the game, the game's playing me and expecting me to follow its script.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >”That was an improvement, but it’s not hard to improve on garbage.”

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God, I need Bilac and Emul in my life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OK now I am HARD

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fluff

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just a nitpick but it bugs me he keeps the cosmetic only bird head as his default look despite being super restricted on equippable gear and head slot being one of the only ones left for stats. Parry helmet should've become his new look.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What games even do barehanded monks (i'm assuming that's what he is) well?

        Like the whole point is that you don't need a weapon but every MMO just has a handwrap or claw weapon for them (and then 3/4 attacks are kicks).

        If I did an MMO with monks, I'd give them passive abilities that give them attack power based on their armor, so they'd save the weapon slot but need to invest more heavily in their other gear. It wouldn't work in a shitheap gearscore game like FFXIV of course.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't monks usually light/no armour in addition to the no weapon thing? Maybe base it off their speed/dodge rather than armour unless you meant D&D AC which always confuses me.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I tried to be vague in what exactly you'd base it on. Obviously in an MMO you need that gear treadmill so they can't be completely non-committal.

            Personally I like barehanded classes that can wear ALL THE ARMOR and just smash shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Guys class is a dual sword merc, just got cursed (explicitly pissed on) by a world boss as a sign he was good enough to fight it and it locks off any gear slot covered by those red marks.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pedofurries

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pedo
      She's an adult.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In rabbit years?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >die twice
    >"Do you want to lower the difficulty?"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Posting a groomer
      Frick off, paedoBlack person.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just saved that image because I thought it looked funny, you don't need to sell me on it even more.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        groomer?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        did the voices tell you that?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >detected optimal graphics settings: Ultra-Overkill
    >runs like shit

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Game adjusts difficulty based on your performance throughout the entire game
    Name One Game that does this pls.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ratchet and Clank

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God Hand

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mega Man Zero and it sucked ass because you weren't allowed to use the powers the game gives you if you wanted the highest rating.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        See also: dishonored.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Resident Evil 4

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Die so many times the game gives you a special power-up
    >It's not found anywhere else in the regular maps

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >mission failed (again)
    >would you like to skip this part?
    NO, SHITSTAR, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO STOP MAKING FRICKING moronic MISSIONS
    >angrily retries (again)

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