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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The BGM excuses everything else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >BGM
      >background music
      You may as well call it music instead of using worthless acronyms

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone knew what he meant, jackass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not the point. Don't use midwit babble to appear smarter than you are.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            we just got used to the word "BGM" from using games' sound test modes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ironic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BGM has been used for ages in games you fricking inept gorilla.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You may as well call it music
        The M in BGM stands for music, while the BG of course stands for the Bee Gees.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In your case BG stands for Big Gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        4U

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BGM, an LP by YMO had a huge influence on both VGM and EDM. GTFO.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hah, nice reference.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nice one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why you didn't tell that to the people who put BGM and SE options into menus for countless games.
        These games could be so much better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the excuse always used for Eurojank. The kickass soundtrack obscures the poorly thought out gameplay and level design. And SS is very much Eurojank in the lack of memorable enemies or levels and the cheap bullshit like dying instantly when you touch literally anything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and the cheap bullshit like dying instantly when you touch literally anything.
        What 2D space shooter didnt do this? That's extemely common.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Follins soundtrack was good but might have been better if they had more than one track for the entire game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BGMs!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Touch the wall, you die??? What were they thinking??

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrian
    Raptor: Call of the Shadows
    Major Stryker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you mentioning good games? You're going to ruin the thread.

      >sublicensed by Bethesda
      >developed by Radical Entertainment
      >published by Mindscape
      It's even got the health-damaging liquid drips

      Stop it, you can't mention shit games from NA.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in usual fashion, Software Creations made better soundtracks than games

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sublicensed by Bethesda
    >developed by Radical Entertainment
    >published by Mindscape
    It's even got the health-damaging liquid drips

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Radical Entertainment were leafs, not Euros. They were based in Vancouver.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, anon. That's my point

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to try it sometime but until I get an autofire controller first.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you wouldn't miss much. go play a Japanese shmup instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. Will do!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Silver Surfer really isn't that bad... don't get me wrong it's not a good game or anything, just nowhere near as bad as it's reputation. it's got awesome music and it's playable at least, you could do a lot worse on the NES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it's ok if you got an autofire controller, still, crashing into walls and dying and the lack of any health bar is complete bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        or that dying causes you to immediately lose all power ups you have

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That happens in A LOT of shooters though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or the fact that it's often unclear what background objects can be passed over and which ones kill you on contact.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bullets stop at a wall that kill you, you should pay more attention to the game

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    without a turbo controller, good luck with this game

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "eurojank" is just a forced meme by butthurt stockholm syndrome burgers. is the implication meant to be that there aren't shitty awkward janky jap equivalents? fricking idiots, play more games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the really shitty NES shmups (I mean stuff like Volguard II) stayed in Japan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >every European game playing like shit is ok because the japanese used to make shitty pc-98 VNs too

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of shmups, the US release of Pocky & Rocky Reshrined got heavily censored. Figured I’d let people know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People are going through it now. So far several art assets have been haphazardly edited, some remind me of when Nintendo censored hip bones.

        The good news though, is the Japanese version still includes English text with none of the censorship. Still, it’s a shame some purple haired localizer got their way on a game they no doubt didn’t care about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thats fine, breasts have nothing to add to the gameplay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          off yourself, please.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dilate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for reminding me this game was being released, will pirate the jap version asap.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SS isn't even the most hardcore NES shmup--Abadox and Starship Hector are crazier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based on my experience at secondhand stores, Abadox is also a relatively common game while the other two are rare and I think I only ever saw a SS cart once.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shmups in general are kinda niche even in Japan

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