>uh...

>uh... hey
>I'm the gamer girl you matched with on tinder c:
>sorry if I don't look exactly like the picture, I took it a while ago >_<

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As if I do either

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do though
      t. cute boy

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would. Also all she needs is a bath really.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't sweat it. So you wanna see how we match up in ranked or have dinner first?

      >no, you look exactly as i imagined it

      highest T anons.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what they look like.

      fix what shes perfect

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frog hands and fingers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're telling me you wouldn't stick your dick between those slimy toes?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I meeting in her basement on a Tinder date

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait lol I just noticed the house-arrest ankle bracelet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it obvious?
      >You arrived to her address
      >You ringed the doorbell
      >An elderly woman answered the door
      >She said "You must be anon, my daughter has talked a lot about you"
      >She took you to your date's room in the basement.
      >Your date either forgot or came up with a convoluted theory about you being a troll so she wasn't expecting you. Otherwise she would have picked a cleaner shirt from the pile

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take a shower and I'll motorboat those tiddies

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even notice this was a gardevoir

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the female version of ugly bastard? I can see women still frick ugly bastards
    Would

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would fix her living situation then I'll plant my seed inside her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did that for someone who lived in a filthy house with their father. Fricking mistake, it's like habit for them to not upkeep their home at all.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would the chest spike actually expand outward with obesity?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you even save this image?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like that's the worst thing a Ganker user has saved.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is your average mexican mom. really. They are fatter than americans.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no, you look exactly as i imagined it

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    neg her, clean her ass up, plap the shit out of her, put her on a diet and workout but only to a certain extent, keep her chubby and its all good man got me a new plap-pig

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >braille on the wall spells out "soulmate"
    lol not with that thing

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cute pussy bulge
    I’ll manage.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the real issue with this hypothetical relationship is the fact that mermaids are inherently incongruent with humans in terms of relationship maintenance. One is underwater, while the other is above water.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He wouldn't build his mermaid gf an aquarium to swim inside his house
        ngmi

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mermaids aren't the size of fish. It'd be really expensive and hard to maintain an aquarium that size. Not to mention the fact that, no matter what, that mermaid would always feel cramped and uncomfortable in any household aquarium.
          Song rel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsI2rlWAPgA

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mermaids aren't the size of fish. It'd be really expensive and hard to maintain an aquarium that size. Not to mention the fact that, no matter what, that mermaid would always feel cramped and uncomfortable in any household aquarium.
          Song rel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsI2rlWAPgA

          I mean, I think the simpler solution is just living down on the beach close to the ocean so Mermaid GF can relax and learn to love boating yourself.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He wouldn't learn to breathe underwater for his mermaid gf
            Ngmi

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what a bawd?
              what's her name?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Leckermaul

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                interesting, i can't find nothing about her, got artist or something?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WhiteRaff

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thanks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I LOVE NECO ARC
          haven't
          I LOVE NECO ARC
          read
          I LOVE NECO ARC
          1 word of poopishime
          I LOVE NECO ARC
          played melty tho
          I LOVE NECO ARC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did you mean by that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See above reply. Mermaids are forced to live underwater as a result of their biological makeup. Humans cannot breathe underwater. Mermaids cannot walk on land, nor can they breathe on land.

          [...]
          I mean, I think the simpler solution is just living down on the beach close to the ocean so Mermaid GF can relax and learn to love boating yourself.

          This is assuming you can afford beachfront property. It's also assuming that the mermaid isn't constrained by culture nor circumstance, and can spend her time with you without anyone around her knowing.
          It wouldn't be impossible, but it'd still be an issue, which was my initial point.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nor can they breathe on land.
            You'd be hard pressed to find any versions that can't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I’m a skinny fat one, does that still count?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Workable with actual hygiene.
    >leg
    On second thought, I'll rather keep my dick where it is, and in one piece.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose some weight
    >shave (or not)
    >take a bath (or not)
    it's literally THAT easy for women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lose some weight
      Not even. Fat chicks have no issues getting partners. There are hordes of men out there who are not only ok with that kind of weight but even fetishize it.
      Of course the same could be said for women and fat men, but I think the ratio is a bit different. I'd bet there are less women who fetishize fat men than men who fetishize fat women. Though, that perception could be because of the reserved nature of a lot of women. A lot of them don't talk about stuff like that openly, so maybe it's closer than I think.

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