>uh... hey
>I'm the gamer girl you matched with on tinder c:
>sorry if I don't look exactly like the picture, I took it a while ago >_<
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>uh...
As if I do either
I do though
t. cute boy
Would. Also all she needs is a bath really.
>Don't sweat it. So you wanna see how we match up in ranked or have dinner first?
highest T anons.
I can fix her.
This is what they look like.
fix what shes perfect
>frog hands and fingers
You're telling me you wouldn't stick your dick between those slimy toes?
Why am I meeting in her basement on a Tinder date
Wait lol I just noticed the house-arrest ankle bracelet
Isn't it obvious?
>You arrived to her address
>You ringed the doorbell
>An elderly woman answered the door
>She said "You must be anon, my daughter has talked a lot about you"
>She took you to your date's room in the basement.
>Your date either forgot or came up with a convoluted theory about you being a troll so she wasn't expecting you. Otherwise she would have picked a cleaner shirt from the pile
take a shower and I'll motorboat those tiddies
I didn't even notice this was a gardevoir
Is this the female version of ugly bastard? I can see women still frick ugly bastards
Would
Would fix her living situation then I'll plant my seed inside her.
I did that for someone who lived in a filthy house with their father. Fricking mistake, it's like habit for them to not upkeep their home at all.
Would the chest spike actually expand outward with obesity?
Why would you even save this image?
Like that's the worst thing a Ganker user has saved.
this is your average mexican mom. really. They are fatter than americans.
>no, you look exactly as i imagined it
neg her, clean her ass up, plap the shit out of her, put her on a diet and workout but only to a certain extent, keep her chubby and its all good man got me a new plap-pig
>braille on the wall spells out "soulmate"
lol not with that thing
>cute pussy bulge
I’ll manage.
I think the real issue with this hypothetical relationship is the fact that mermaids are inherently incongruent with humans in terms of relationship maintenance. One is underwater, while the other is above water.
>He wouldn't build his mermaid gf an aquarium to swim inside his house
ngmi
Mermaids aren't the size of fish. It'd be really expensive and hard to maintain an aquarium that size. Not to mention the fact that, no matter what, that mermaid would always feel cramped and uncomfortable in any household aquarium.
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I mean, I think the simpler solution is just living down on the beach close to the ocean so Mermaid GF can relax and learn to love boating yourself.
>He wouldn't learn to breathe underwater for his mermaid gf
Ngmi
what a bawd?
what's her name?
Leckermaul
interesting, i can't find nothing about her, got artist or something?
WhiteRaff
thanks
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What did you mean by that?
See above reply. Mermaids are forced to live underwater as a result of their biological makeup. Humans cannot breathe underwater. Mermaids cannot walk on land, nor can they breathe on land.
This is assuming you can afford beachfront property. It's also assuming that the mermaid isn't constrained by culture nor circumstance, and can spend her time with you without anyone around her knowing.
It wouldn't be impossible, but it'd still be an issue, which was my initial point.
>nor can they breathe on land.
You'd be hard pressed to find any versions that can't.
No, I’m a skinny fat one, does that still count?
Workable with actual hygiene.
>leg
On second thought, I'll rather keep my dick where it is, and in one piece.
>lose some weight
>shave (or not)
>take a bath (or not)
it's literally THAT easy for women
>lose some weight
Not even. Fat chicks have no issues getting partners. There are hordes of men out there who are not only ok with that kind of weight but even fetishize it.
Of course the same could be said for women and fat men, but I think the ratio is a bit different. I'd bet there are less women who fetishize fat men than men who fetishize fat women. Though, that perception could be because of the reserved nature of a lot of women. A lot of them don't talk about stuff like that openly, so maybe it's closer than I think.