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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    game of the year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >machine translation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what they were doing with this translation, from what I've seen of it it feels like they shoved it through MTL and then gave the output to some fanfic writer to "clean up".
      Feels good to be a Japanese-somewhat-understander lads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They had time for this shit but they couldn't proof read the descriptions for Defensive Curse or Magia Heart to make sure they actually say what the skill does.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >still pushing this weak bait
      Tell your discord to get better material.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sane people should simply play the nip version but people defending this deserve all the western slops.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      UM... JUST IGNORE THE TEXT AND FOCUS ON THE GIRLS OK??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty liberal translation and rewrites but maintains the intention of the source text I guess. Not terrible but not particularly accurate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Something you realize the longer you consume japanese media is that the japanese are *bad* at dialogue. Maybe just a language structure issue but it's a straight fact that a ton of it, across all mediums, is very "samey". Localizers who give character to dialogue are a-okay in my book if they're sticking to the original intent (and not doing something completely moronic like giving some noble a southern drawl or something).
        I only ever take issue with localizers like Fire Emblem's. Frick them, I wouldn't mind if their office went the way of Kyoani

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          part of it is that you convey a lot in Japanese by your word choice and sentence structure, so doing a direct word-for-word translation doesn't actually fully carry over the intent/meaning of the dialogue

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you still giving this shit attention?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Meant for

              part of it is that you convey a lot in Japanese by your word choice and sentence structure, so doing a direct word-for-word translation doesn't actually fully carry over the intent/meaning of the dialogue

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't be so desperate samegay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese prose is very functional. It’s why poetry is a big deal, it’s the dedicated “metaphor and allegory” form of speech. English and even most Romantic languages tend to mix the two pretty liberally. I can’t speak for Germanic or Slavic or Nordic languages
          At least when I was both learning and speaking Japanese a few years ago, one thing that stood out is that in both day to day conversation and fictional dialogue, direct expression of thoughts and feelings was almost too plain by Western standards
          Like, if you compare the dialogue of Japanese works to even the most conservative translations of Herotodus, you realize how little explicit flavor or emotion there is in Japanese. A lot of the context that is there comes from the degrees of politeness and assumptions about proper social protocol being followed or subverted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Galerius' foot!
      This is the mark of a hack failed writer. Same people that would say BY ODIN'S BEARD, which is to say no one actually says that but the most cringe redditors.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lets not forget the chudtier racism. This game deserves to rot fellow sisters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not that there’s a problem with that
        Love me some translators who’ve watched seinfeld

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Black personanon does not like to have fun dialogue
      Many such cases

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it, its not bad, arguably even better since it has its own charme and style that fits the games theme and still retains the same meaning.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Play in any language that is not english
      >Have accurate dialog
      It's that easy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is a little more flowery,but says the same thing.What was the problem?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there is none, just ironic weebs trying to pretend it's worse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        West bad, east based.
        It's a culture warrior.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Either an autismo or well poisoning, ie trying to portray that on the same level as removing or changing problematic content no one asked them to
        You can prefer not to have it be that verbose and that's fine, but it doesn't belong in the same discussion as some other games that are practically rewrites.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eh I'm fine with it. They're playing with it bit but I don't mind since it's just flowery versions of the original.
      My problem stems from people that feel the need to correct the JP or don't know what they're doing and just make it up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually liked the dialogue, though it was a bit too flowery at times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rare case that translation is actually better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >unmagicked octogenarians
      Someone must have hit his head with a brick to come up with this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The translators are "better" writers, but really bad at their job of translating.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want your pussy.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haha imagine how light she'd be, you could just pick her up and bend her over the counter like it's nothing.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Suddenly, Elves!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "We heard there was a human man here!"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, no human men here. Sorry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dwarf please.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Please keep it off-topic.

          >off-topic
          Damn, I shouldn't do this between playing games.

          Elf-coomers =/= elf-gays.

          here, something to your taste, noldorcuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Built for horse wiener

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no one is talking about your mother, pedro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TFW NO ELF GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >West Side Story.webm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >WE ARE PROUD ELFAZONIAN BOSSGIRL MOMMIES
      >WE DON'T NEED NO MAN
      >HEAR. US. RO-ACK!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate amazoness races.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          looks like GATE animal girls but I don't know haven't read it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        elf on elf racism

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, my future Queen of Cornia

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To the anon having troubles with Werebears. They die to horses, especially Doom Knights.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Werebears are armored units. Use Magick or breakers.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are you lying on the internet? After giving someone the ring, romantic rapports get a scene added to the end of them where it's revealed Alain was just daydreaming and then he goes "I better stay faithful!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All rapports happen before giving the ring.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No they don't or they wouldn't have to add the part I previously mentioned.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The fact they felt the need to add that just proves how much of a prostitute Alain is. The wording is heartless towards any supposed wife of his, too, since they only imply he doesn't want any consequences.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    A minor advantage, but a zero stamina unit is still completely combat capable. If a squad has Dinah, you can jump to an allied unit just before it engages and then swap to your zero stamina squad for a free battle.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres the porn of her?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't fool me you greedy money grubbing dwarf.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I haven't gotten to that one just yet, do they have owls too? If not then a typical Trinity Rain setup should hose them

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Unicorn overlord
    describe the gameplay and what you like about it in your own words anons of Ganker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its a game where you create squads of characters that act out a series of skills that you set up in an order of operations based on stats and qualifiers you also set up. You use these squads to fight other squads in little battles where you control where the squads go. Its fun thinking up tactics and the characters are cute and cool.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How much for womb rental?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3000 coliseum coins an hour.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >m
    kys op

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She learned from the best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a little girl
      Incredible.
      How often does she appear and how long does it take to get to her first appearance?

      These girls look distinctly israeli

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how to make Swordmasters not useless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Feed STR dews. Use second sword for highest ATK sword. Only use Meteor Slash AFTER Charged Impetus.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are the anti-low IQ class. Be better, anon.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Elven pits… the aroma…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I could draw shoulders. I pretty much know how to draw the rest of the body but I just can't get around how to connect the torso to the arms.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sexo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Elven
      That mutt wishes she was an elf.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Forcibly seeding elf wombs!
    Against my will!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"God I wish someone would rape me"
      Anon that's not what rape means...

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So is there any use for the Onyx Pendant? I've just stuck it on a shaman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >those stat drops
      Only for support units.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Poison is your friend. Poison is a straight % hp reduction, regardless of brick shithouse HP, and neither wereowls nor Sainted knights can cure it. Arbalestiers have toxic bolt, and swordmasters can wield viperfang while holding a better weapon. Werefoxes have an attack with extra potency on poisoned targets. Just remember to code them to only target not poisoned enemies, since it doesn't stack.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh nooooo
    It sure would suck if I was forced to seed an elf, nibble her ears all day and take care of our precious half elf children.
    That would be a terrible fate haha.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are there no tactics for Faeries? Can't figure out how to build for Roar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just hard code it to fire Roar at Xth turn when i want to do max faeries meme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That depends really on how many AP/PP equipment you want to give them (and if they are supposed to use these to occasionally heal as well).
        I'd say it's hardly worth it for Rosalindes roar. It's best fired as quick as possible. You can do shenanigans with Eltolinde where she circles through Primus Edge and Elemental Impetus, until she has enough PP left for the final Elemental Roar. I however disabled it for her and use her more as a healer, but she does Primus Edge until she has only 1 PP left and then does her standard staff attack.

        Hmm, inconvenient. Wish there was a faerie tactic so we could easily fine tune it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >If only

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Elven Archer
            You didn't beat it

            Jokes aside, that's pretty insane. Where is Element Impetus from?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              they learn it at lv 35

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty sure it's a learned passive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lex is there like :/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Lex: "I AM HELPING!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That depends really on how many AP/PP equipment you want to give them (and if they are supposed to use these to occasionally heal as well).
      I'd say it's hardly worth it for Rosalindes roar. It's best fired as quick as possible. You can do shenanigans with Eltolinde where she circles through Primus Edge and Elemental Impetus, until she has enough PP left for the final Elemental Roar. I however disabled it for her and use her more as a healer, but she does Primus Edge until she has only 1 PP left and then does her standard staff attack.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd say it's hardly worth it for Rosalindes roar. It's best fired as quick as possible
        Yeah I just slapped her in a team with Chloe, gave her Raven/Dove feathers, let her use her start of battle stun skill that grants her a faerie and pair her with Chloe's guaranteed crit, to just annihilate most teams on the first action of the battle. Great no-brain strategy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          At least it's not the time freeze.
          Forgot to add: before my Eltolinde got Elemental Impetus, I used that one mantle on her. Something something sunlight? That gives 1 PP for the price of 2 AP, additional magic attack, but only during the day. Does the same thing, allows her to cycle through her attacks and passives to build PP, but no additional fairies.
          It would actually need some testing to see if the buff in magic attack would offset the bonus fairies. Alas, I'm too lazy for that. And you could use that equipment slot for something else when she hits level 35.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Helicopter Her! Helicopter her!

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >there was a zenorian sword master that was apparently so cracked he could 1v1 a veteran werebear and only a sneak attack with overwhelming numbers couod stop him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His speed was superior

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure he would've been a massive disappointment if faced in-game, though. Much like how Giethe is supposed to have been able to solo a knightly order despite having no offensive power and getting easily one-shotted by an angry hammer girl, just like every other hoplite.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that was over 10 years ago when he was in his prime. Like joesef he's just an old man now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Josef is a CHAD. I'm still trying to figure out which young hot pussy I'm going to give to him for reward for his years of service.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yahna

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              My man Josef deserves authentic young pussy not some witch spell fake out. I would only consider that if he had some good rapport with Yahna, but I havne't seen it yet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            based on looking his rapport, maybe Miriam? She's the only one I can see that fits otherwise

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where the frick was kitra when they needed her?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Like 8 years old

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Old enough to counter a hoplite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His speed was superior

      Need this redrawn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he could 1v1 a veteran werebear
      Most could with a runic sword probably.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >vikings war horn
    Damn, that's what my swordmasters needed. Shame it clashes with hastened strike.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it good? Unguardable seemed pointless since you don't want to fight Hoplites with them anyway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just give one of your swordmasters a rune knight's sword for the hoplite, or don't engage units with a lot of hoplites

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ask yourself: do you really need hastened strike?
      It's just one dead rogue at the start.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >warhorn applies to the entire party
      >hastened strike is a single attack
      obvious choice, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >warhorn + dirty corn on Yunifi

      hahaha, arrow go brrrrr.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate bastorias "people bad animals good" shit. I also REALLY hate Dinah for being an ungrateful stupid c**t. Hope it ends soon so I can talk to beings that matter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was an evil rat and it's not really people bad but Zenoira bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. Zenoira slaver

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shut up b***h, I'll frick you up and I mean it

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a little girl
    Incredible.
    How often does she appear and how long does it take to get to her first appearance?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Generic character, every shop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Most shops have generic adult male/female shopkeep. The first time I saw e-girl provisioner was actually in the capital after finishing the game.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >in the capital
          There's at least one or two shops in Cornia that have the little girl. I know because I haven't reached the capital and I ran into her.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's just the big walled cities with the tavern in Cornia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      erotic forehead

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oof...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Choco cake

      Built for my pale wiener

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Left is superior, massive udders don't belong on an elf.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Choco cake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate Vanillaware's inclusion of leotards in this barren age.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Leotards seem to be back on the rise though.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117523223
    Don't open it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not, it's just some cute shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's gore

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have had 5 slots unlocked for my Yunifi counter-based party for a while now
    >but have kept her at 4 for a while because I feel like adding anyone else to the frontline will ruin the unit's damage
    Maybe I should grind colosseum for that one flag accessory

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >flag accessory
      >yunifi
      >Ramona as a pp battery for up to 8 counters
      Just need to grind those fricking coins. Not being able to skip the colosseum battles before they starts is a big QOL L

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Flag accessory seems like a meme. The benefits don't outweigh the lack of units, no to mention that it's useless against smaller squads.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hilda Dragoon Dive squad only needs four members (Hilda, Yahna, [insert cat hoodie user here], and Chloe) to operate at maximum efficiency. Getting to start with +30 initiative in that squad is pretty important.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Eh seems niche to me. I guess if you don't want to waste Alain on that squad with his +20 initiative, or specifically need beyond a 10 initiative advantage given by Ren, it might help.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >still pushing this weak bait
    Tell your discord to get better material.

    Imagine defending this shit
    Absolute Black personcattle

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God, I really don't want to clutter my unit screen with a thousand level 1 mercenaries just so I can station every town.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But if you don't do it, all the towns on the world map screen won't be blue!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's no reason to. Just cycle your older region guards out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. The only point of stationing people is get field materials. The only point of field materials (outside of repairing a bridge or something) is deliveries. The only point of deliveries is so you can get more honors and money to supplement your army. I supposed you could get even more honors if you do station them all, bu tthen again you're also arguably wasting your honors on shitty units just to station them there so there's a large upfront cost just to get you more honors.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care. Still going to put someone on every single town.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            GIGA BASED
            ALL LANDS ARE NOW RIGHTFUL CORNIAN CLAY AND MY ARMY WILL ENSURE THAT TRUTH

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I supposed you could get even more honors if you do station them all, bu tthen again you're also arguably wasting your honors on shitty units just to station them there so there's a large upfront cost just to get you more honors.
          You can station units at every town with 3-5 honor units. They break even almost instantly, you can farm hundreds of honors per region if you keep them stationed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They don't break even. I could take 5 minutes to scour each region for the same honor.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You don't know what "breaking even" means.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand what I mean if you think losing 3 honor for what I could get by picking up the mats myself. They also can grow into stacks so it means you can just gather 20 battles later anyways.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I understand what you mean, but it has nothing to do with what I said, which is that your investment into the guards is not "arguably wasting honors" or a "large upfront cost". There are 3-5 honor units available by the dozen, enough to guard every town, and the resources they produce over the playthrough will yield hundreds in return. It's very clearly a net positive return. If you're willing to tediously scour entire regions for materials so you can get more honors, be my guest. Your net gain doing that instead of just stationing 3-honor guards would probably be, like, 100ish total, so if your time is worth less than 100 honors then go for it.

                Who cares? What are you using honors for anyway once you're full expanded? I'd much rather a clean team UI than making a useless number go up.

                Not relevant. I'm just explaining that the guards are a massively productive return on investment, not "arguably a waste of honors".

                Anyway, you have to start cycling guards in Drakenhold (esp near the middle-end), so someone doing that would have pretty considerably fewer honors by the end of Elheim than I did by stationing generics everywhere. Probably enough to promote like 8 characters. By the time you get to late Bastorias or so, yeah, honors are completely useless and you'd have had enough time to promote everyone and max out a lot of units even without minmaxing resource/delivery farming.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I spend 3 to regain 3. I could have 6. It's not a net positive. Again, the recourses stack on to themselves so you can grab them whenever you need them. Guards net you nothing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure resources cap out fairly low but it doesn't matter, hiring generics to guard towns is still irrational hoarder behavior

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They stack to at least 9, which requires you to do 45 battles to reach. That's not really low at all.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh lmao. Then yeah guards do jackshit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's mostly just for convenience. Also taxing peasants for some extra change

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I spend 3 to regain 3.
                This is breaking even.
                >I could have 6.
                This is irrelevant.
                >It's not a net positive.
                It is when you get more than 3 honors, which you will over the course of the game.
                >Again, the recourses stack on to themselves so you can grab them whenever you need them. Guards net you nothing.
                Guards save you time.

                Are you legitimately, like, 17 years old? Do you know what investments are?

                You're confusing convenience for net gain.

                If you invest $5 in something and you get $50 on it, your net gain is $45. That has nothing to do with convenience. You gained 45 net united states dollars on your initial investment of 5 united states dollars. Just because you can steal that $50 instead doesn't mean you didn't get a net return of 45 on your 5, and it doesn't mean that was a bad or unworthy investment. I feel like I'm legitimately replying to children.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're confusing convenience for net gain.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Who cares? What are you using honors for anyway once you're full expanded? I'd much rather a clean team UI than making a useless number go up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nooo, that super useful 3 honor you need to recruit mercenaries..!

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am completing the game and I have never once used the tavern or gifting feature

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the blowjob

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The mission against Giethe single-handedly ruined Victoria as a love interest for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was just such a dumb move completely unfitting her and risked the fate of the entire Liberation army in the process. You can't tell me she honestly expected to do anything other than suicide

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell is Victoria

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Victoria
      Virginia**

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go home Leah, you’re so drunk you can’t even say Virginia right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never considered her a love interest since she's a hag. But she got benched because she disobeyed orders while at the same time would have killed Alain if she thought he wasn't worthy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Veggie was an insider helping Geithe kill the rest of the rose knights... Does that princess-criminal's evil know no bounds!?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Kills her own knights
        >Blames it on geithe and ruins his reputation
        >Comes for his head despite him minding his own business.
        She's truly irredeemable

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *bonk* *bonk* *bonk*

    What do I win?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What do I win?
      Inbreeding, chlamydia and a daughter respectively in that order

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do not bonk the Chloe, or she will grow more powerful than you could ever know

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Undoctored Footage of Spin to Win (colorized) performed by his only majesty King Alain in the aid of one of his physicks.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny to me how much of a noodle arm Hoplites have.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They made an entire class on a typical but false premise - you need a unit that can just tank...and do nothing else. It's half of a class.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hoplites rape tank pretty much all beasts. Anyone they don't they just need a passive seal guard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And yet...you don't need to tank bestrals

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I ended up playing through Bastoria on expert on accident, and yes they did really fricking good there.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They're just not necessary. Not even a little bit. I guess they're there for flavor and to annoy you in enemy hands.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >enemies on expert difficulty literally spam units out of 6 stronghold faster than you can move up a road and are super fast at night
                >5 beast fencers that will attack 15 times before the second turn with their killing pursuit passive follow up
                >have a hoplite just tank them and rape them with the back row
                It worked out great

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >enemies on expert difficulty literally spam units out of 6 stronghold faster than you can move up a road and are super fast at night
                I wonder what could be impacting your mobility

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                On expert you have to defend your main stronghold for a lot of the actual big missions. Especially that one where where theres two beast factions fighting and you can choose to go the third route of taking them both on. And if you don't make the hoplite the actual leader, you still can get ~100 mobility like any other infantry unit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >On expert you have to defend your main stronghold for a lot of the actual big missions.
                Eh, I don't think you do and you can always pop out a quick team from home base, but it's cool you made hops work in furryville

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I know it's crazy someone played the game different from you AND was successful.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know why you're mad about it. They're not a very useful class compared to others, since others can tank plus do good damage. That's all I said. You can still enjoy them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's more your condescending attitude where your head is so far up your ass you consider a class garbage yet it works quite well on expert. It's almost like you're too stupid to use the class and wrote it off.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anything can work, but the majority of classes can take a reasonable number of hits and also do good damage. Hoplites can only take a reasonable number of hits, they can't do good damage. That makes them worse than other classes. You don't have to be a genius to use them anyway, they're just not as useful as other options.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but legionnaires are by far the best tank in beastheim

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Am I allowed to point out you don't need tanks in beastland without someone calling me a smug butthole? You have Thief's Mantle by this point, Berengaria, Druids, freeze attacks out the ass, plumes out the ass, Alain, crazy healing, etc. etc. You simply don't need dedicated tanks who won't contribute to damage. Doesn't mean they're totally useless, just outclassed by the way the game is designed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Depending on how many Squads you're fielding, there won't be enough people to go around, especially druids (only Selvie). Most of what you listed gets one rounded by beast commanders.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can recruit mercenaries, you know? I don't know what you mean by "one rounded by beast commanders." Commanders? I never had. Truthfully I usually just rush things down before they get an attack in, but if we're placing a premium on taking punches to the face for some reason, I doubt much is going to hurt Berengaria or Alain after defensive buffs + enemy debuffs.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to headpat your Chloe today

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where would you live in Fevrith?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Albion, I need Angel gf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You would more than likely be considered a heathen in her lands.

        When's the last time you went to church or prayed in earnest?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cornia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Albion is definitely the most comfy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently it's salty there

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good thing I like salty food

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Bastorias: winter hellscape 12 months a year, will get bullied by every other race
          >Albion: infertile soil so you spend 90% of all your money on imported food, plus mandatory daily praying and human racism
          >Drakenhold: barren wasteland populated by dozens of gangs of bandits
          Elheim and Cornia are the only real choices, huh?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You’d get all the goat milk you could ever want in Albion tho

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              In Bastorias, I can get goat milk straight from the tap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the swamp with the witches

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ELFHEIM

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God bless vanillaware artists

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          UO is their most safehorny game, but agree

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I need HD rips of all of the character spritesheets at some point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elf-land

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Human and Elf mating rituals...
        How many are there?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m different tho, the Elves will be all over me bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elfheim and smoke mint daily

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elheim and instantly submit to elves
      I could never hope to win anyway, why bother trying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elheim is extremely beautiful. I'd regularly pause in the middle of battles to stare at the scenery.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Time to chose anons
    >Literal child
    >Beast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a beast child?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beast hags

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beast.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What tactical advantage did turning into a bnuuy confer to the ancient elves of Bastorias?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guaranteed reproduction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her silly little greaves get me. What does she want protection from? What is going to hit her that won't snap her tiny legs anyway from the impact?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're leg warmers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zenoirans cannot harm you when you are a wienersleeve

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'M FINISHING THE GAME IN 2 (TWO) NIGHT GAMING SESSIONS

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe the fate of Fevrith unironically hung in the balance of Alain's rizz at one point

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you guys get all the mirrors I've only got like 2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Albion specializes in plastic surgery

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So why cant a pad Leah's chest?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They might be home to the holy mother church but they aren’t miracle workers, please understand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a woman in Albion that sells them for 30 honor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus that's cheap, it's like 30k gold before then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Once your units are fully upgraded and teams expanded there's no use for honor, so it's basically just a "have fun" sort of thing.
          Apart from her and the one-time honey apple vendor in Mordon's town, are there any other unmarked vendors?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there's a guy who sells you 20 pieces of corsite stone for 2k

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's someone who sells Corsite ore every 3 days in one of the Cornia towns up north.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ch-e-girl when she sees her first hallowed corne ash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      to old. She probably found her first right after she learned to walk

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alain married and fricked this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Alain promises a fuzzy wife to every Cornean man that would have one
      Unicorn bless

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >riots by the vast majority of men demanding elven gfs instead tear up the kingdom
        So this is how Cornia falls…

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Elheim takes advantage of the chaos to seize control of Cornia.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LEX YOU FRICKING MONKEY STOP CLIMBING UP DANGEROUS ABD UNSTABLE RUINS

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, I’ll let you give the ring to a dude. But you MUST say “no homo” beforehand. And you’d better mean it too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Giving it to Travis was definitely gay

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love all the unicorn memes

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if bestrals are elves, why do they speak like peasant-class humans and have human lifespans?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't elves biologically anymore.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm checking the AI sloppas, these are the characters with their own LORA model so far
    >Scarlett, Celeste, Virginia, Rosalinde, Amalia, Yunifi, Melisandre, Chloe, Berengaria, Yahna, Ramona, Dinah

    My wife Eltoline is safe at least from this degeneracy (That I'll try in some hours).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I learn this ai power? All the ones i used lose their shit when I ask for anything big tit related

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just create them on my PC, if your GPU can handle it try the programs ComfyUI or AUTOMATIC1111, check guides and a lots of try and error. You'll end just doing porn and nudes at the end anyways so don't think to create memes or something like with the DALL-E

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you could probably just manually make AI slop of Eltolinde by loading the Rosalinde LoRA and then manually color correcting her

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If bestrals are elves then that must logically mean they can be impregnated by human men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keep dreaming Dinah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, just dont except a half elf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon no! Think of the consequences!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your children will hate you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >falls for the human wiener
        >again
        At least her kids are just going to be regular humans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If they don't understand why I'd want to get with that, they're no kids of mine.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why must the best girls be secondary?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's just the generic female breaker without their visor.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >generics sexier than uniques
        Many such cases

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Next you'll say jenny gryphon isn't best girl

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i like her hat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want her to break my balls

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have to imagine that the intermarriage among the Bestral bloodlines work like it does with the light/dark elves, but even so I don’t envy the bunny bestral knocked bump by a bear bestral

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me, just posting the superior elf sister.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Name one of the human-elf mating rituals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ear nibbling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hand holding.
      Hugging.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There’s something they call “Sex” but idk, it sounds fake 2bh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody posts screenshots, so it's ann non-canon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who the hell is Ann?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She's Victoria's sister.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anal in the ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ear rubbing, ear nibbling.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cornian men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Beastral women believe that Cornean men want anything to do with them
      lol, lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean their King is currently married to and having sex with one in the royal bed chamber so a precedent was made.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't come across any deer girls in the game and now I'm mad

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do dark elves work?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With their hands probably

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're unionized

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate furgays so goddamn much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's because you're a normalgay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >generic brown haired anime girl and generic blue haired anime girl
        Stay in your lane homosexual.

        This used to be a proper board.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And you never were a part of it, so go back.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Ganker
          >Proper
          Ecks dee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe the racist wizard was right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >generic brown haired anime girl and generic blue haired anime girl
      Stay in your lane homosexual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did they really need to animate her breasts like that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Vanillaware likes breasts so yes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Her bra doesn’t even hold her boobs, only cover the nips. So they’d definitely swing around like that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love how her tail bristles up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Literally can't physically conceal how she really feels when recieving headpats and ear scritches.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you think the average cornian man reacted when Alain introduced Dinah as his wife for the first time?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Huzzah! Pets are officially allowed indoors!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Giwtwm"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is calling Queen Dinah a dog or wolf a punishable offence?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sentenced to a month in the snuggle pile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lord Clive the guillotines are ready

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Clive is the only way to stop the furry menace

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Haha what a bad dream.
      Good thing Lord Alain united the kingdom with the beautiful elves

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What would sex with Eltolinde be like

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Soft and Tender

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just like in the simulations.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She probably pees when she orgasms.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            At least Alain won’t be thirsty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hot.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Even better if she's embarrassed by it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She absolutely would be, especially if it got on Alain.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But anon bestorians are elves.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but not anymore.

          >She might be a commoner, but thank the Father he's at least marrying a person and not some sort of desert monkey from Dragistan.

          >If Alain marries Liza then everyone starts getting desert fever and emigrating

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Uh yeah they still are, they're just cursed is all.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Thankfully that information is privy only to 4 people.
              And the furries in the party were well and okay with destroying other similar evidence to their own origins.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She might be a commoner, but thank the Father he's at least marrying a person and not some sort of desert monkey from Dragistan.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kaiju Chloe!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You marry anthro women because you're a furry
        >I marry anthro women because I hate drakenjeets
        We are not the same.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Suddenly, men all over Cornia decided to frequently take "fishing trips" to Bastorias
      >Some never return

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bertrand/Govil mission
    >"We can't possibly take both their armies, we have to focus on their leaders!"
    Frick you I do what I want
    >split my army both ways and full-clear both their armies at once
    Bertrand, stop being a cuck for Zenoira, I'm taking away your army.
    Govil, leave the job to the adults, okay? I'm taking away your army too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"We should try to minimize casualties"
      >End up defeating over 60 units.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but freedom ain’t free and the Liberation of Fevrith must be watered with the blood of generics who follow recruitable characters. Unicorn bless

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be sure to meet your ear nibbling quota or your elf wife will force you to father another half elf

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Elves could literally be in this thread right now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn elves! Stealing human princes!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t be silly, how would we even access the internet?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we
        post ears

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here, sorry but I uh had an accident “shaving”, yeah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't tell her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't you damn elves leave poor human men alone?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Please keep it off-topic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >off-topic
          Damn, I shouldn't do this between playing games.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why do we allow these groomers to go unpunished?

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that there isn't a genderbend option for every class is criminal. Also needs more e-girl's.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you even hire the male spearmen?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more pissed about the fact there are apparently dwarves in this game but no dwarf class

      Can you even hire the male spearmen?

      Pretty sure they are in the starter forts.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't get a fricking Dinah e-girl to save my life so frick it. Just pretend she had a glow up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Uuuuoooohhhhwwwww

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like Eltolinde

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    elf golden showers....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The sweetest nectar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like it's finally time to take it to /vg/.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frick that, rather just have the threads die

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's the elf gays I'm afraid
        Gotta get rid of them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Elf-coomers =/= elf-gays.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah the furries need to go back in their hole

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's the elf gays I'm afraid
            Gotta get rid of them

            Normalgays need to leave

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Furries are even lower

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This thread seems more your speed

                [...]

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Were furries always this uppity?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                /hmofa/ homosexuals get more and more confident by the day

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think we may need to fix this problem...permanently.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why did you have feathers on your armor on your last trip to bastorias josef?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Regular rain showers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        for some reason I really like this pic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's comfy, and the artist seems to ship Selvie and Bruno

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cute. i hope they make more

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://x.com/soulkick?t=_AOInlj-4YjD2Zq0xCpo-A&s=09

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              gross feet

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yummy toes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nice! Thanks Anon, I'll be keeping an eye on this artist for a while now.

              gross feet

              Factually incorrect.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              those are some grippers alright

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >x.com
              Frick off.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://x.com/soulkick?t=_AOInlj-4YjD2Zq0xCpo-A&s=09

            Regular rain showers

            Artist should draw Selvie big kahoonas more

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              and her nice behind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does elf urine have healing properties to it?

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dinah gays want to frick this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Human women LOST

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      …to elven wiener

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    About to play this today

    Does it run better on yuzu or ryujinx?

    Its oddly not showing up in my yuzu menu but does on my Steam Deck menu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had No problems on ryu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I played it on Suyu. It was smooth

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Eltolinde so obsessed with poisons

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what would sex with Ochlys be like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You occasionally get lifted while she rides you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anal only

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She will cum explosively and call you a blasphemous fool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wings knocking shit over all the time and she will kiss you very aggressively

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine her fluffy down feathers underneath those pants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Awkward since Sharon is always watching and only watching

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You will witness the might of an angel and she will never hold back you blasphemous fool.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not only that, you won't be disappointed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My queen.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Improved Meli-e-girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And e-girl-chyls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cool shirt kid. Where'd you get it

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How dank is elven weed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >weed
      you mean mushrooms

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like both

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is full clearing maps a complete bait? I'm getting completely gangfricked by nonstop beast rapesquads on the Reimann map. Almost my entire army is dead. I think I should've just rushed boss.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No you get points for doing so

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Total victory is more fun, I even capture unmanned towers so the entire map is blue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You get more points/money/honors and most things you liberate will give you rewards (except for the prayer sigil things, towers, and bridges IIRC).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't seem to impact reward quality much from my cursory observations
      Do the easy stuff but going out of your way is probably not actually worth it

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >re open thread
    >have to filter five consecutive furgay posts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cool blog post anon

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boss battle music is kino tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been listening to this nonstop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they used it more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute banger

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=urTTTMSSj2I

        I’ve been listening to this nonstop

        I'll wait till I finish game before listening to that

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ballistas were fun

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How viable is the option to automatically equip your units and assign tactics? I just entered Bastorias and I'm getting signs of fatigue of micro managing my army.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      try it and see

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy my overpriced shit
    Girl, every chunk of your poop is worth tons of gold to me.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I missing something or is Aerial Smite a meme? High Swing just seems better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Swing is better when you are killing horses, Smite is for everything else like backrow archers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's 50 more potency for 1 more AP. The description is mistranslated, it drains AP from the enemy not the user - not that that matters because anything it hits is fricking dead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The description is mistranslated, it drains AP from the enemy not the user
        That makes way more sense. Seemed like garbage without that.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the blushing sprites are so cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if it looks more cute or weird that the elves' ears blush.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing beats this one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Note Yahna's stiff nipples when she blushes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Alain doesn’t have the “it was all a dream” dialogue after this scene

      So Sharon canonically wants his wiener even if he gave the ring to someone else

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you are going to be embarrassed about this position one day, it won't be today, or tomorrow or even this month, but one day you will eventually realize this is colonialism

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's

    Reminds me of the final enemy unit theme in FE3H.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its a chill song to prepare to

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't we save and recruit the Mommyko Noto voiced witch?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shows up
      >molests her husbando’s grandson
      >refuse to elaborate
      >leave

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >her husband
        who could be behind this post....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't want anyone giving grandpa's mistress the ring

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        her ass is fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BECAUSE SHE HURT MY WIFE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gaslights herself into liking you just because you look like gerard
      >realizes after getting ringed that she likes you because you are NOT gerard
      >gets mindbroken into being the most affectionate romance option by a mile

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who did you give your Ancient Crown too? I'm hovering between Gloucester, Berengaria or a Swordmaster.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Veggie!

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How am I supposed to know who likes which gifts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't gift too many things to women in real life, don't you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair to him, there are some outliers like Ren liking the dress or whatever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just beeeee yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just ask her what she likes, moron. Stop dropping your spaghetti around femoids.

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >finish Bastorias
    >3000g left
    WTF??? What happened to my 200k???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to want more money for Albion, they sell Ruby and Sapphire Pendants there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's over. I need to start using my Golden Eggs. I wasn't even looking at my money while buying stuff.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can mine ore and sell. If you get at least 2 you make a profit

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE
    SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Rose Knights only have ONE rapport with Virginia
      VIRGINIA IS A c**t, c**t.

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >swords have a move that removes 1 enemy AP
    >spears have a move that removes 1 enemy AP and debuffs the user with 50% less defense
    but why?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because swords are the most common weapon type across all classes, spears and axes apply to less classes so they get more secondary niches.

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that the Unicorn killed Gerard?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think so but it would be amusing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Curious how he had the unicorn blade but still got poisoned…makes you think…

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Unicorn's blessing was relinquished, temporarily.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe that prostitute, Gerard, shouldn't have been fricking the soreceress on the side and stayed true to his wife.

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >proof?
      >it came from divine light

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alain is one smooth operator.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Perky breasts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her rapports with Alain are really good. Liza in general is a good character, in and out of combat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Liza is really cute and I like that her epilogue implies that everyone hates her for being a sand Black person.

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How are you supposed to set up a Druid's tactics?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For a support class druid is pretty versatile. They have multiple specialized staves, from status conditions (sandstorm, fire, poison) and can choose between needing enemy offenses and defenses. What do you want the druid to do on your team?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Druids are also a decent pick for a front line unit since they're beefy and have decent defense and dodge. Obviously not as good as a Legionnaire, but if you're running a 5-mage unit or something like that they're serviceable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For a while I ran a defense/defense druid with the warding staff (+25% guard efficiency, transfers 15 magdef to physdef) on the front line with Virginia, and she was durable enough to pull it off after iron veil.

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the Dinah "You're one of the good ones" quote.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine her saying this after she gives you a sniff inspection.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          shes looking for some magic to take the stress off

          Thanks anon.

          np

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon.

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >finish bastorias
    >reach the nighttime black market vendor
    >sells the infinite amount of Dream Blossoms
    First thing I'm doing as King is cracking down on these homosexuals purely out of spite.

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would cry too if my job was tard wranggling an incest baby with a death wish.

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlett is the most canon romance right? I want my TZ run to be the true path so I guess I'll pick the coomer choice for expert run.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's the "default" choice but it's up to >(You) to decide what is canon in your campaign.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's one of, like, 3 girls I would say has a pretty canon-feeling romance route. The relationship between her and Alain seems to dull a bit as the game goes on though, and it feels more platonic at times than you'd think. I don't think they push it so hard that it's definitely THE choice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They definitely push it, as a unit Scarlett is basically designed as the ultimate support for Alain, but the game never seriously makes it out as if she's the "correct" choice. Honestly quite a few secondary characters feel like they have more romantic scenes if going by that metric, I think the writer probably thought her jealousy would be more endearing then it did for people

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          literally all they had to do was play up her childhood friend angle instead of the jealously and I would have picked her
          Instead Chloe did what Scarlett should have done, it's like they wanted me to cuck her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Scarlett is basically designed as the ultimate support for Alain,
          I have her in my Alain squad and she does a lot of work, but I found her better at the back giving PP to Clive. It's criminal how this well this comp stomped Cornia and continues to stomp mid Albion

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I used that same team, except I also had Adel with Clive and Alain. They blasted through everything with very little effort.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She's the ultimate cuck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but the choice barely matters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone else has some sort of happy ending if they don't become Alain's maiden.
        Scarlett becomes a reclusive shut-in nun and squanders her life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          good

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Vanillaware arstyle ai slop model is 6gb
    goddamit hope is worth it... I'm not downloading the one based in horsefrickers to create these girls.
    Yes, ponytrannies are behind all the Unicorn Overlord AI Slop models creation, think abou tit.

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Selvie sound in her 40s in English? Not sure if I like it more or less, the Japanese voice feels really dull.

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like how Selvie is going to work for Alain even if she doesn't get picked.
    She'll be the big archivist for the lore department

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because smart women in the west are perceived as 40 year old women working in libraries

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want bed breaking sex with this goddess on a cold winter night and I want it NOW

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >battle for Nibessamost

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey anon. Buy my overpriced shit!"
    Only if I can eat directly from the source.

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch you mouth young lady!

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    scarlett? benched.

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't build a papal squad for Scarlett, you didn't beat the game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she is the queen of Cornia, Sanatio can handle the church stuff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Sanatio has proven he has the right stuff for the job.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >she is the queen of Cornia
        Sad to see the king’s childhood friend succumb to the same delusion as Melisandre

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          still better than having a barren womb

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >implying fertility spells aren't a thing

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