Ur Quan Masters/Star Control 2

>you see, we were oppressed once a long time ago, now we have to oppress, enslave, and exterminate everyone because of it.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the story of mankind.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no antisemitism on Ganker please

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes you should instead trade with human lives instead of filthy credits.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Ur-Quan didn't exterminate anyone. They're relatively cool.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these ones didnt, anyway.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts on the new game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are those spider squirrels?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess. Whatever they are, they're little freaks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This looks halfway decent. Wonder if it will actually be good or another example of old devs having lost their touch.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            on the one hand, its all the old devs coming back together. on the other hand, they're in san francisco. i'm holding out hope it'll be more of the same rather than trying to fix it with modern sensibilities.
            surely whatever happens, it'll be better than star control 3 right?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah the old devs are involved and the dev team are all white dudes. that being said, they've basically already confirmed they're going to make the shofixti less overtly racist and the syreen less sexualized. other than that, everything seems to be about the same. i don't mind it so long as they don't take it too far and make all the syreen fat or something. the syreen have a reason for wearing less clothing anyways, their planet is hotter than earth.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i mean, it could be funny if the syreen ended up in parkas after all.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >they're going to make the shofixti less overtly racist and the syreen less sexualized.
                literally unplayable

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                seems pretty implausible to expect anything but political correctness.

                old people may retain some of their older beliefs but no one escapes the march of time and social progress.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This. The march of time and social progress culminates in the ascension of the Antichrist, the ultimate beneficiary of the march and progress.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on how close you want it to be to the original, but if its Pistol Shrimp (which has the old devs onboard) there's a good chance it will be solid. Apparently this is from the prototype build for the Kickstarter on April 16th so that's neat. I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt if for no other reason that the original was great for its time, and the oldgay devs A) allowing the best version of the game to go open source and B) basically supported it FOSS for 30 fricking years.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the old devs have all already fricked off. it was just some help with tool development and storyline shit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i thought it was just the one guy who bailed and the rest were still in?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                maybe i misremember and fred is still onboard, but is there anybody else from the old team? dunno. maybe they can make it work. just hope they managed to wring all of the story/lore juice out of paul.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Paul left because he retired, he completed writing the entire plot and designing all the new aliens.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://pistolshrimpgames.com/2023/09/uqm2-update-summer-2023/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No voice acting or is it just early footage? I know the original games were like that but I really love the voices in Star Control II, they're very unique

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice to see new races but I really hope we still get most of the old cast, they're just all so memorable

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          proto-umgah or v2?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      New game?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess. Whatever they are, they're little freaks.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, frick you, it's preemptive self defense

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so they are nig analogs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, that's the kohr-ah.
      they are murderous and have dark skin.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        AAAA FWIFFO HELP

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he's not gonna help, he's been hiding under the table for hours and you know it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They did nothing wrong
        Eventually, everyone would reincarnated into kohr-ah anyways, so if anything they are the good guys

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you found a hypno-toad race that enslaved you for thousands of years and the only way to break yourself free was to subject yourself to horrific levels of pain you'd go both insane and incredibly xenophobic and that's pretty much what happened to the ur-quan. even before their enslavement, the ur-quan were very territorial predators who had a sort of natural hostility which they were only able to overcome because of the taalo.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute kino theme

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjpAE_inNlE
      This track is absolutely burned into my brain and I love it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally me

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to get the free version on Steam and not the now obsolete older version

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      begone fot

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes, preemptively attacking every race they meet and enslaving them is a logical course of action if they fear being enslaved again

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I predict following the destruction of the Sa-Matra, the Ur-Quan are gonna try and settle the differences between their two sub-races and go back to the original Ur-Quan, erasing the last traces of Dnyarri culture

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you asked AI to draw the races?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a happy camper?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We will have a really big party.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In their defense they are doing it to prepare for the return of their brethren.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ur Quan is a Black person

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Earth and some alien told me to stay put, nothings happening so I went to Earths moon got resources and now I am truly stumped as to what to do next. If i leave the system some robot race nukes my ass, but I don't see any other place I can go?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Talk to the commander at the starbase. He'll get you on track.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pluto might be interesting... 9th planet from the sun...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >9th planet from the sun.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fwiffo, darling.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the Ur Quan story just a retooled story of how the mind flayers enslaved the gith in AD&D 2e lore? Instead of the githyanki/githzerai it's the green/black Ur Quan and instead of mind flayers it's the dnyarri.

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