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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time to apologize to Gen V mons, homosexuals.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm sorry trubbish, you were a 10/10 design compared to this thing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          unironically what was wrong with trubbish?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing. Gen V had great designs, it was just the first wave of millenilal gen-one homosexuals freaking out because they couldn't use their muk and magneton for the fifth game in a row. If you ignored nostalgia and release order there is nothing objectively worse about the designs compared to gen 1, and plenty are interesting or better.

            They are the reason Pokemon stopped taking risks and catered so hard to kanto in gen 6.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you're just going to blame the genwunner boogeyman forever for why gen 5 is the only dex that flopped?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes? The entire discussion was cryboomers crying about the new pokemon designs and how awful they were. They could not handle not being able to use the same pokemon for the fifth game in a row.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Genwunner cryboomer detected. You probably freakout when an artist tries something different with their new album too!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep coping

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice original artwork versus how they look in game, really helps your argument cryboomer. Do you still wear your Ash hat and Misty T-shirt?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but you need to open your eyes mate

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They all look cool, you can't accept you irrationally like things from your childhood. :/ Really funny seeing 30 years olds who played red on their gameboy and can't accept they are jaded and can't find joy in life so they make up reasons for why they feel that way.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry but gen 6 has better designs.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, does that warrant the massive cryboomer genwun reaction Gen V had in 2010? The one we can still see seething in this thread?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                people (rightfully) shat on gen v for having some of the worst designs to ever disgrace the face of the franchise
                it just so happened to also have some of the better ones, but shitposters here want to pretend that [gen they like] was all perfect designs and [gen they don't like] are all moronic failures when every single gen ever has had a fair share of both

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                so people not liking your game is a boomer conspiracy theory or smth? sorry but people liking charizard over samurott or we/ isnt insane to believe.

              • 9 months ago
                Moose

                >Disliking one of the genies of healthy meta.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a good design tho

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're desperation is showing buddy

                so what's the "objectively worse" part

                >you can't say the mona lisa is objectively worse than a preschooler drawing, after all art is subjective!!1!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                so what's the "objectively worse" part

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no you're definitely right friend, you can't claim any art is better or worse objectively, different strokes for different folks. personally I really like the trainer on the right much more than the trainer on the left 🙂

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                so what's the "objectively worse" part

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                One is boring and you only care about because of nostalgia, the other is overdesigned yes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >old thing is more concise, effective, and less entropic than new thing
                >it's just muh nostalgia
                Nah, you're being lazy,

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Both of these are going for different things

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you struggling to answer such a simple question? Stop dodging like a cowardly b***h already, God damn.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why doesn't the high school goth girl look identical to the gruff old scientist!!!???
                >help me Black person man I'm going insane!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They become cooler?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand why trainers stopped having regular or practical clothing. It's not like they're physically fighting and need those Nomura zippers.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Xenoblade happened and Nintendo saw fit to constantly pander to porn addicts as much as possible.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you acting like xenoblade is the first to do wack jrpg outfits?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                One is boring and you only care about because of nostalgia, the other is overdesigned yes.

                >old thing is more concise, effective, and less entropic than new thing
                >it's just muh nostalgia
                Nah, you're being lazy,

                Something I just thought about is that most Gym Leaders have a secondary profession that they are actually designed around. But as time goes on, we see more and more rather than being designed as "Person who is _ and is also the _Gym Leader" we see them designed as "The _ Gym Leader"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Modern gym leaders are all content creators that get paid for advertising. They don't feel the need to get a job.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                jesus christ how horrible

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats modern anime-ified Nintendo for ya!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >having a job is what sets him apart from the others
                >he can't stand being around them
                lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And he turned out to be the only good character.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The one guy with a real job is the best character

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Being gym leader is just his side gig
                >His arena is just the restaurant where he is a regular
                Kino

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is a gen 3 fire 'specialist' and is better than both blane and the new schoolgirl

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yellow electric mon with zig zag lightning bolts
                >blue water mon with fish features!
                >red fire mon!
                Gen wun good me good you bad

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >try something different
                >it's shittier than what came before it
                >"uhm, it's my style now 🙂 if you don't like it then leave"

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If you ignored nostalgia and release order there is nothing objectively worse about the designs compared to gen 1
              Big lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gen 5 looks cool too

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only Emboar looks shit there.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shit tastes. Emboar is the best gen 5 starter.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Samurott is one of the worst pokemon designs of all time and that's saying a lot considering the amount of garbage to come out of gens 8 and 9

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why? Looks cool and isn't too simple or overdesigned.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It really isn't

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dragon
                >Turtle
                >Frog

                >Boar
                >Otter
                >Snake

                >All suitably fearsome for what they are
                What's the issue here?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                so what's the "objectively worse" part

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              holy copy pasta

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nothing. Gen V had great designs,
              Unovagays trying to play the victim while shilling one of the shittiest gens in existence will never stop being funny to me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                one of those is a gen 9 mon yuo genuine gay

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ganker zoomers hated him because he spoke the truth.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty crazy concept art, what was the original idea anyway?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                IIRC N was supposed to be a half human half pokemon hybrid. In hindsight, it's probably for the best that they didn't make pokefricking canon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn’t know
                Oh anon…

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that they didn't make pokefricking canon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Welp, I didn't know that and I'm a little freaked out now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >haha they ate together so they had LE SEX 😉
                The absolute state of furgays.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >taking a nintendo """translation""" at face value
                the absolute state of Ganker posters.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s the toned down english version. The original is more explicit

                >source: my ass
                I don't read crooked jap sticks, it can say literally anything and you more than likely made it up.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You moron
                https://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s the toned down english version. The original is more explicit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                *human egg group intensifies*

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am so autistic i mentioned this and the implication of breeding it created during a group discussion about pokemon in high school and everyone stared at me.
                I wish I wasn't so moronic.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh boy I sure love running into woobat every cave instead of zubat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it’s like a bridge... with snowblades,!that make it retain the rail-gun? Corviknight is probably the only good thing that British guy has made.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does he keep getting away with it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait I thought the other half of it was underground wtf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How am I supposed to sexualize this???

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good question. R34 only has pics of the apple and the Paradox mons so far.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only good thing James Turner did was shadow lugia and the golurk line but he needs to leave now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he needs to leave now
        He left ages ago anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but if you close your eyes

      270 replies and no one seriously posted the actual full design?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You expect Ganker to play video games or have even the most base facts about what they shitpost over?
        Are you from 2010 or something?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This might look better if it wasn't 2feet tall

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally says the height is 6'7"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm over exaggerating but the fact that a bridge dragon is still human height is stupid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bridge
        >dragon
        lmfao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is supposed to be a bridge mimic
        >6'7
        god this series is fricking moronic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ooooh, it's a staple remover. Whew, for a minute I thought it was a bridge or something ridiculous like that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's stupid but I like it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks stupid even with the full version. It makes a little more sense but it's still stupid.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait really? This is their design for Steel dragon? Is that a first for the typing?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >first for the typing?
          Dialga predates it by as significant time but is a legendary.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dialga and Hisuiian Goodra

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          dialga predates him by a while and is one of the better deisgns in the series
          also I think the goodra from arceus

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and is one of the better deisgns in the series

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it looks like shit, it's too small, and frick gamefreak

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FRICKING DRAGON?!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was already the stupidest looking dragon in the franchise.
          Now it just looks even stupider.
          The railgun concept would be cool but vikavolt already did it much better.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >railgun
            it's just solar beam but yellow

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >solar beam but yellow
              Solar Beam is yellow.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that supposed to make it better? It still looks like shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks even more moronic, what are you even trying to prove?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >evolves from a Pokemon that looks like a moronic skyscraper

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >electric type solar beam with no stab and not super effective against any of its weaknesses
        frickin why tho

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick, just when I thought gamefreak's creature design couldn't get any worse.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The porn of this is going to be so hot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but if you close your eyes

      you wouldn't frick this

    • 9 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      that's just a bridge, anon

      ¿pero que mierda?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1q4zjdS.jpg

      Wake up daddy, Pokemon just peaked!

      I really don't get the lack of quality control

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        small indie company, prease understandu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time to burn bridges.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait a minute... Charizard's flamethrower doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel beams...

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro nothing has changed, you just grew up okay?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute creatures vs cute creatures

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most G1 most mons are very stocky and slightly dinosauric/monstrous in appearance, with just a bit of friendliness mixed in so kids aren't scared by them. Modern Pokémon are clearly designed to be plushies first and creatures second. I think part of it is the old designs had to be drawn on an 16x16 pixel grid whilst modern ones don't, but there is also a definite shift away from them being slightly uglycute

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          they also have incredibly distinct designs
          you could recolor the three bottom ones so that the left was fire, middle was water, and right was grass and it wouldn't look out of place. try recoloring charmander to look like a grass type, or squirtle to look like a fire type.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            charmander is the most easily changeable of that group, bulbasaur is well
            you could maybe pass off bulbasaur as a fire type but he's the onlyone I could see not being "right" if you tried to make him grass, the other 2 would be easy

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              charmander has a fricking flame on his tail
              plus he's a salamander, which is traditionally associated with fire
              you could redesign him as a grass or water type but you'd have to make drastic changes to his overall design. meanwhile, you can just recolor the new pokemon and boom, new type.
              I mean look at this, would you even be able to tell it was originally designed as a grass type?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you could literally just put a leaf on its tail like with snivy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          gen 2 was LITERALLY designed to be plushies first and designs second, something they openly admitted to at the time and when gen 3 came around because they did the opposite of gen 2 and made everything """over-designed""" like the weather trio having their power lines, houndor, etc

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Houndour is gen 2 you dolt and is barely overdesigned

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And most people believe the new pokemon designs are the weak spot of Johto. Nobody remembers Johto for Ledyba or Smoochum.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And most people believe the new pokemon designs are the weak spot of Johto
              gee i wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that you can't even get most of the cool new johto mons until you've already beaten the game

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >beat the game
                The first E4 run is the the halfway point. You don't beat the game until the second E4 run, which requires you going through Kanto at least once. Regardless, the only G2 pokemon exclusive to Kanto are Honkcrow, Houndour, and Slugma. Only the Houndour line is any good

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the only G2 pokemon exclusive to Kanto are Honkcrow, Houndour
                misdreavus and larvitar might technically be in johto but you can't get them until you beat all of kanto

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Misdreavous also has awful stats, and Larvitar is meant to be a postgame hidden bonus like Mewtwo.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Larvitar is meant to be a postgame hidden bonus
                i dont get that though. you can get a dratini in RBY as soon as you get the pokeflute, and you can beat the game with a dragonite

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's what they intended though, that's why you can't get it until then. G2 doesn't have bonus hidden legendaries like the Birds in 1, because the three dogs have a mandatory story introduction. Larvitar is meant to fill that role.
                Furthermore, you can get a Dratini in Johto before beating the E4 for the first time. In fact, it's easier to get because you only need a Good Rod.

                You have to remember G2 was meant more to be a G1: Definitive Edition. It's not meant to stand on its own, it was meant to be the end of the franchise.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >most people believe the new pokemon designs are the weak spot of Johto
              I haven't seen anybody say anything to that effect. What makes you think their design philosophy has any parallel with gen 2?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I haven't seen anybody say anything to that effect.
                It was such a common opinion that Gen 2's set was "lame and kiddy" (at least back in the day) that Sugimori literally said it changed the course of Gen 3's design philosophy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                almost all of gen 2's designs were leftover designs that didnt make it into gen 1, so that's literally just projection

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >almost all of gen 2's designs were leftover designs that didnt make it into gen 1
                gigaleak says otherwise

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                when will people stop parroting this straight bullshit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Criticizing pokemon for being too kiddy reeks of astroturfing by middle-aged men. I thought that was more of a modern trend, but maybe that was happening back then too and it's more obvious nowadays. Gen 2 was extremely popular in the circles I was in back then.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          G1 pokes appealed more to that time's popular stuff. Dinosaurs etc. were fricking huge as well as the artstyle.
          Now the newer pokes follow the new popular stuff, no idea to just stop evolving and stick to same style of pokes
          >But old ones were good
          And S/V sold frickton anyway. Some people like new pokes a lot as well.
          Not defending the OP pic poke, I thought it was some glitched bridge from afar or something.

          You can analyze as much as you want the old pokes and why they were better designed, but I think they want to at least evolve artstyle to not stagnate. People still have pokes from their fav gens and they ain't going anywhere and you can find marketable plushies etc. of them.
          Pokemon company does what makes most money, the designers can be moronic but it fricking works. Even the moronic bridge is a memeable piece of crap like keychain or the dommy mommy lizard Salazzle.
          And by God all the porn.

          Espathra best mom

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah old Pokemon were dinosaurs because dinosaurs were rad as frick in the 90s

            Also I want to frick that psychic ostrich goddamn

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Also I want to frick that psychic ostrich goddamn
              Me too
              I really should finish the small story of trainer marrying Espathra. I want write something else than just Pokedom rape

              >appeals to popularity

              It's a corporation that wants to make money, of course they appeal to popularity when their product is for children and manchildren.
              Just telling the truth, even when I hate it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was criticising you for saying "if a game is popular it must be good"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry if you got that message out of my post, it wasn't my intention.
                My bad.
                It is good for Pokemon company if their games are popular. It makes them most money and that is the bottom line for them as a corporation.
                It doesn't matter if old games were better or had better overall designs, all that matters is for them to make money. And that means constant stream of Pokemon vidya = rushed shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pokemon's growth as a brand has not kept up with population and market growth over the last 25 years. Pokemon had a far larger market share in 1999 than it does today, even though they clock a greater absolute profit margin than back then. For every 10 new people who have access to Pokemon, only 5 actually get into the franchise. Also, it should be noted that the majority of Pokemon players are over the age of 20 nowadays, little kids don't care about the franchise anymore and haven't for a decade. That's why the majority of Pokemon's profits these days come from collector merchandise rather than the games; stuff bought by adult millennials.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >little kids don't care about the franchise anymore and haven't for a decade.
                This is complete bullshit btw, a large amount of the franchise's fans in nearly everyone of it's fields is children.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it isn't. The last time kids were the majority demographic was Gen 6.
                When Masuda said "kids these days just want to play simple phone games" he wasn't wrong. The vast majority of the 7-11 demographic who traditionally made up the bulk of Pokémon players nowadays exclusively play gacha phone games. 12-15 year olds play ADHD hero shooters like Fortnite.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The last time kids were the majority demographic was Gen 6.
                I never said they were the majority, I said they were still a large amount of the franchise's fans. The demographic's lean towards the mid teens has been a observable trend since fricking Gen 5, doesn't mean kids suddenly don't care about it because moronic millennials and boomers think zoomers can only hyper fixate on one massive intellectual property at a time

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You were challenging my claim that the majority of players are adults. You were very clearly implying that kids are the majority, because otherwise your comment is a complete non-sequitur.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You were challenging my claim that the majority of players are adults
                No, I was challenging the claim that, and I quote, " little kids don't care about the franchise anymore and haven't for a decade".
                You know, the literal line I quoted?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >little kids don't care about the franchise anymore and haven't for a decade.
                the lie said over and over again. Black person the English and Japanese preschool channels on youtube both get millions of views. It isn't just manchildren like yourself that are into pokemon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >appeals to popularity

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing at all

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf pokemon got more sexy?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          always have been

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They look so zesty man, looking at the camera suggestively.
        I miss when this shit was just about cool monsters, not trying to bait furry fricks

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool monsters > bipedal humanoids

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        New pokemon is shit but I'd still the cat. Doesn't help that none of the human girls this gen are cute.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >New pokemon is shit but I'd still the cat.
          I heard it's fine too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the gen 9 evolutions look so fricking ugly
          the croc is probably the only decent one out of the three

          "the cat is ok"
          "the croc is ok"
          No, guys, NO!
          You are the ones doing this! If you allow even ONE of these, if you accept even ONE tiny crack, the flood pours in. This is why it's gotten like this. People didn't say "no" to Gardevoir; now look where we are.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >People didn't say "no" to Gardevoir
            Nor should they have.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They snuck some furry/scaly crap with the eeveelutions too, which I used to think were cool but it's hard to look past anymore.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like that card.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hi chibi.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            True, you can't give coomers a single inch or they will take over like a roach infestation and drag a series' reputation to the ground while they goon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            im sorry, how is the croc a coomer design you maniac?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >People didn't say "no" to Gardevoir; now look where we are.
            ...in a sexual paradise?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >none of the human girls this gen are cute.
          wrong and gay

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            troonylover

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let me guess you defend the Xenoslop 3 censored designs too?

            Thanks for reminding me about how much company boolickers some people can be

            We channers are the last intellectual people in a world of fools...

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >We channers are the last intellectual people in a world of fools...
              Now now; Don't be a homosexual about it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              these homosexuals in the wiki still can't accept that the "flag" they found is not for the gender because characters that clearly have a gender have that flag set too. The gender for Juniper is just "unspecified", not "non-binary". God I hate these people.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >same uniform but brown girl
            Garbage

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That cat's a male.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        back when the series was about catching, training and battling the monsters
        now that the fanbase is filled with pathetic deranged coomers like the one pokehomosexual who replied to this post, you get more of this pandering
        no wonder the franchise is in such state
        the fanbases define what kind of products they get

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          brain rot

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, furgays do have brain rot

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Coombait pokemon desgins are better than whatever the hell this is.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The new thing would be better without the orange. And if they decided on hooves or toes instead of the blobs they do these days.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            this looks much better than coombait
            your brain has rotten completely from excessive masturbation to little girls and furry creatures from the highest grossing franchise

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Show me a single Coombait Pokemon design in these games that looks worse than that.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, how the frick does this work. Weren't the beasts created in their forms now fairly recently through Ho-oh's powers?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              maybe ho-oh likes dinosaurs
              also it's more or less implied that every game past gen 6 takes place in a parallel universe

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, they were eeveelutions that died in the tower fire then Ho-oh reincarnated them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I blame the anime. Prior to being reworked after SW '97, Gold/Silver and the original games took place in Japan and had a more grounded setting where Pokemon were actual monsters. Then the anime took off and the games now follow it's shonen fantasy world and have Pokemon as moronic furries that repeat their names or gods. It also doesn't help that each game has essentially just been a reskin of the same stale formula with arguably worse designs each time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not even trying to hide their furry coombait anymore

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I seriously don't know why they felt the need to make the little fire bird a constant part of Skeledirge's design aside from having a unique move. Without it, it looks halfway decent.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a furvert myself, I don't know why they bother to steer into the sexo skid so hard when people were already lusting over Pokemans right from the very beginning, when they were just trying to make them look cool. I'm not gonna complain about the eye candy, but even if they drop the furry pandering altogether, my fellow degenerates will still turn out in droves and fap furiously regardless, and then it also lets them get back old school players who remember when the series still had a decent art style.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wouldnt it be better if they didn't make them furbait anyway so that fans are free to get creative with how to make porn of it? theres not really a lot you can do to stand out with the likes of gardevoir or lucario

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is she looking at me like that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sprigatito got the designated anthro pandering treatment
      Fuecoco is ugly af but skeledirge is ok
      Quaxly doesn't look bad as a stage 1 poke but his evos are so fricking ugly.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Quaxly doesn't look bad as a stage 1 poke

        homie, it's literallya bootleg donald duck

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grass final evo is the gayest shit I've ever seen as far as starters go. Even Meganium and Delphox had some kind of middle ground where they could pass as either gender but everything right down to looks and mannerisms are feminine w/ meowscarada.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gen 9 evolutions look so fricking ugly
      the croc is probably the only decent one out of the three

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        trolling is against the rules

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old Pokemon
      >Normal looking creatures
      >Evolve into bigger creatures

      New Pokemon
      >Giant heads with tiny bodies, weird chibi proportions
      >Evolve into furries

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Normal looking creatures
        >G1
        I hate Pokemon threads, because literally everybody is a fricking idiot and this post is no exception

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe for me little zoomer, seethe harder and dilate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just... I just... I mean I-I'm just...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I ... I just-whuh? I mean- just... I-I don't even know anymore man.....

        Hella relatable, my dudes. So freakin done with this series man...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ... I just-whuh? I mean- just... I-I don't even know anymore man.....

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute & cool vs cute but moronic

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Draw a bridge
    >Call it a Pokemon
    >Sell gorillion copies
    Is it that easy? damn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is it that easy?
      Gotta build a brand before you can prostitute it out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're too big to fail. They can literally do anything they want and people will defend their actions with their lives.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *crashes into you*

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGIZE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot Aromatisse existed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >would frick
      delphox, greninja, florges, pangoro, meowstic, malamar, dragalge, tyrantrum, aurorus, gourgeist, noivern, yveltal
      >would not frick
      the rest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Gen 6 was when the series became noticeably worse, and it's just been a slippery slope ever since then.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 6 was pretty good design wise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a lot of takes that gen 6 is cool, but I forget that Floette has an evolution and the other pure fairy types, shit on Dedenne for being too boring, and think Chesnaught is just too boring of a starter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so many good designs here.

      greninja line, talonflame line, gogoat line, pangoro line, aegislash line, dragaige, clawitzer, heie-girlsk, tyrantrum, sylveon, trevenant line, noivern line

      like god damn there's some absoulte bangers in here and I'm a gen 1 gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah even in gen 6 the bad designs overwhelmed the good ones. Even if they weren’t atrociously bad and mostly just bland or ugly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goomy is the greatest pokemon to ever grace this unworthy earth and fan base.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have nothing to apologize for, unlike the demented shitposters here I always liked it for espurr, trevenant, pumpkaboo, honedge, and delphox

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mons were still good in gen 6, it's just the rest of the (single player) game that sucked. I will admit gen 6 had the best multiplayer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is where things started going horribly wrong the designs but it was still acceptable at this stage and it also had some really good ones.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember destroying the entire game with Aegislash. Such good times.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gogoat
      The goat that goes.
      The going goat.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it also goes in the trash. it was absent from the games for like 7 years until SV

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      meh, there's a few cool ones but overall they're noticably less cool than previous gens

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      roll

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Google shows nothing, what am I looking at here?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      duraludon evolution

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    get off your nostalgia googles, pokemon is still the same

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that bottom row
      troony monsters

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're fashion victims, not was/were.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit image, needs to be updated with the Gen IX abominations to really take it home.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reclusive ojou-sama who's always sleeping, has mysterious psychic powers
      >evil team leader
      >actual model
      >tomboy dressing for the occasion
      >eccentric fairy-type specialist
      Only the last one has no reason to dress like that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reclusive ojou-sama who's always sleeping, has mysterious psychic powers
        isn't she a frontier brain as well?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that bottom row
      troony monsters

      They're fashion victims, not was/were.

      Shit image, needs to be updated with the Gen IX abominations to really take it home.

      Anime was the mistakiest of mistakes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This holy frick

        get off your nostalgia googles, pokemon is still the same

        Porn addiction and its consequences........

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But actual anime's don't tend to have such clusterfricky designs because they are a pain in the ass to animate.
        It must be something else.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          3d lets you be moronic and overdesign everything cause you don't actually have to animate it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            As wokeshit as western games are at least they know how to make human characters look like actual humans instead of dragqueen abominations.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >as western games are at least they know how to make human characters look like actual humans instead of dragqueen abominations.
              did you mean to sa eastern, because the west is the one with abominations

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go play TLOU 2 and say that same thing again. I fricking dare you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny how you had to cherrypick Sena to rep xb3 cause she's pretty much the only character in it who shows skin.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The other two are way sexier

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          God xb3 designs are so boring

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything about XB3 is atrocious. Nobody on Ganker has a single positive for it. And no, Enel's discord raids don't count as part of us.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's cause she's not white, idiot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So glad zoomers are turning against pokemon porn so we never have to see those abominations naked ever again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >harpy girl

      Holy frick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        True, you can't give coomers a single inch or they will take over like a roach infestation and drag a series' reputation to the ground while they goon.

        Frick off gooner

        Why are you acting like xenoblade is the first to do wack jrpg outfits?

        Xenoblade 2 and nu-FE was Nintendo's first foray into coomshit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nu-FE
          Holy shit frick of dude

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Xenoblade 2 and nu-FE was Nintendo's first foray into coomshit
            oh god the prophecy was true
            zoomers unironically think nintendo never made a japanese game before

            >based boomer anon points out how anime is negatively affecting character designs
            >weebs get all defensive

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tajiri's original character designs were ripped straight from Dragon Ball. Pokemon has always been anime, the issue is they've moved to modern anime rather than sticking with the Dragon Quest style the games originally had.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the issue is they've moved to modern anime rather than sticking with the Dragon Quest style the games originally had.
                I realized anime was dead when one of the most popular animes of 2013 turned out to be literally thinly veiled CP incest porn... Japan really can only create trash now can they.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Japan really can only create trash now can they
                >now
                Its almost always been that way. its just easier to notice now because they realized that people will watch it regardless of actual quality.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Its almost always been that way. its just easier to notice now because they realized that people will watch it regardless of actual quality.
                This. Lowtax (RIP king) banned anime from SA for a reason.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Apologize, Ganker. Right now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Love, Chunni? I dunno what else was a big name in 2013

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are retared if you think that early FE designs, those who were simple but functional and consince, and sometimes revealing. Are the same as NU FE who literally had a protagonist with toothpaste hair

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not even the first time we've had duel colored hair

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Somewhat grounded armor
                Yeah that alredy makes it leagues beyond NU FE

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get why fire emblem gets nintendo fans panties in such a twist

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Xenoblade 2 and nu-FE was Nintendo's first foray into coomshit
          oh god the prophecy was true
          zoomers unironically think nintendo never made a japanese game before

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The girls are the only good thing left

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big mad over a children's I.P not having attractive enough little girl characters (only Lorelei is of age on the top)

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bridgemon is falling down,
    falling down, falling down,
    Bridgemon is falling down,
    my freak fanboys.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bridgemon
      This is not digimon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Digimon wouldn't make something this shitty.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because it's was a failure and no more digimons are designed.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and no more digimons are designed.
            That's wrong THO.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie, what?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesnt know

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    but if you close your eyes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, that was pretty much Duraludon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong buildings

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play or care for anything post gen 7.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is so freakin' over

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shame it's an evo, would've been amusing if you bought it from a dodgy guy in a pokemon centre like magikarp.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHYYYYYYY

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hehehehhe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Gamefreak, a bridge is not a Pokémon.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Entei is gonna be a stegosaurus

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    embarassing

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is this from?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The latest pokeslop.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it a new mon or a form? do you have a link?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like it's in constant pain and is in a desperate search for something strong enough to kill it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow he's just like me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can't keep getting away with it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too subtle and niche, but I got the reference.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoa, hey guys. welcome to EB games

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        new pokemon?
        how about i copy that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3D completely ruined Pokemon. Almost every design is passable in 2D art.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing passable about it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, in 2d it almost looks good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did they do to my boy Raikou. This is making me sad I want to put it out of its misery. It's like they spliced it together with something else and its crying out in pain

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          well its not raikou, and the current idea is that these paradox pokemon don't actually exist naturally.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The anime stayed 2D the whole time and hasn't been passable in over a decade either.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3D completely ruined troons. Almost every design is passable in 2D art

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If your rapist was in 2D you would be praising it too gooner

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NO MR.GAME AND WATCH NOOOOOOOOOOO

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you look like you have a story to tell

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A fricking Horizon reference?!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sometimes wonder if Pokemon games should have imitated Paper Mario

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      COPY THAT!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey guys, Welcome to Gamestop.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember that cringe yt channel that did nothing but post dude pikachu takes acid videos, and in one of them there was a chair pokemon as a joke
    Well damn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit i remembered that exact moment when i saw this thing

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, someone still cares about pokemon? And he's how old?

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >contract western artists
    >design goes to shit
    many such cases

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What went so fricking wrong?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this fricking real?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, from the latest Pokeslop direct, OP's image is real too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Genwunners were unironically right, I apologize.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never want to see how bad they're going to frick up with Entei

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks pretty meh, shame, they were almost there. A gryphon Entei would actually be pretty cool.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even the fricking awful design that gets me, it's the claws.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they look like slippers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What, you don't wear slippers when your feet get cold?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >purple fur floats upwards
      raikou: Nope!

      Bravo gamefrick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never want to see how bad they're going to frick up with Entei

      Screenshot this post
      Enteis spike will extend to become fixed wings, smoke tail will get longer, legs will shrink and tuck into body, and its mask will become a full helmet.
      It will be the new jetmon

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they're porting a Splatoon stage to Pokemon

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick a side, white man.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dyke

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bros...

      Lmao safe horny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      left
      imagine the footjobs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know, at least something good came from this. Not the best Pokegirls, but leagues above most of the main game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PERRIN SEXO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pants
      >also pants
      I'll take neither, thanks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left has to work harder than right in keeping her belly button flat and toned.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so what's the "objectively worse" part

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i remember that animation

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        qrd?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          a newgrounds-era sonic flash animation, can't remember exactly which one
          nothing particularly special, i just hadn't seen it in a long fricking time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but what is it Though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >redditjak
      have a nice day

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon is now the equivalent of this joke about Stephen King.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already did it.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nostalgia wank: the franchise

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the design team is trying harder and harder to make designs that are more eye-catching and quirky to the point that they are starting to become garish, as Pokemon designs already were eye-catching and quirky.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pick a side, white man.

      ugly just like all Gen IX b***hes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        GET GLASSES

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all
        Tulip is unironically one of the best Pokegirl designs in the series.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers be like:
    >Yeah this is peak Pokemon design

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no parachute pants
      ngmi grandpa

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      great pokemon, a perfect complement to the gen 1 universe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes? You picked one of the most creative pokemon designs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would die for Magnemite.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i cant pretend boomers arent right with this one. sorry. magnemite is amazing and the shiny is cool af too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magneton is my favorite Pokemon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magnemite sucks because the lore is that it is an organic being that naturally evolved, rather than being synthetic like Porygon.
      They sort of retconned this in Legends Arceus by implying the evo line are extraterrestrials, which is I guess is better, but still.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the worst of its gen, moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like jynx

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          t.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"people" defending this shit
    Why are argue with them? It's not like we're the ones who are going to be playing with literal emoji and literal Hello Kitty/ Sanrio "pokemon" in 2040.
    Same shit happened to MtG, it's going to happen to them.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mistah merrikuh!
    wai errywan make fun of ratest presentayshun!!?
    do da gaijin not rike?
    we give update to arr mobier gameu! we update go, we update unaite, we update cafe, we update mastar sexu, we update sreepu!
    we give animayshun update!
    we make more character bracku and brownu for da gaijin!
    we update scararetto and vioretto with derrcee! we make bridgu poketto monsutta! we stretchu raiko necku!
    why da gaijin stirr no rike!!?

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *fricks you*

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon company just needs to give the IP to someone else, Gamefreak aren't even running on fumes anymore the fumes got used up.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nu-pokemon look like digimon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah digimon look awesome, this new wave of pokemon look like complete shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That'd mean they (nu-pokemon) look good, which they don't.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blastoise?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Modern Digimon actually managed to keep the monster designs mostly consistent with the older design ideas while Pokemon started to veer off somewhere around Gen 6 and onwards.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even kept the same artstyle, while Shit Freak keeps hiring some fricking hacks that pale in comparison to based Ken Sugimori.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks pretty cool for a modern digi design.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks rad as frick

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Look that fricker up
        >He evolves into a CQC navy seal dragon and then evolves into a swole dragon tank monster

        lmao kino

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly couldn't tell it was a modern digimon if it wasn't for your post so that's a job well done.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Digimon has amazing designs but thats it
        They never manage to do any justice to any of them
        Adventure being muh chosen ones that can only have one monster and they revert back levels when its convenient story ruined the plot of everything digimon forever

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God i fukin love digimon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Digimon has put more effort in maintaining the overall style of Digimon. Pokemon fails on this endeavor

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Digimon has also put exactly zero effort into keeping anything in the game franchise alive
        >But GF
        Is woefully moronic and incompetent beyond belief, but they still make semi-playable games and mediocre visual novels

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bandai Namco just does not care about anything besides Dragon Ball

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how it went from kaiju to these muscleless blobs that somehow are gay furshit oriented, nuPokemon is mindboggling. Just glancing at

    [...]

    gives me a headache.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they turn raikou into a giraffe

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I don't think there's any excuse for this shit anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can accept almost fricking every design. Even the ice cream cone and keychain, because maybe the Pokemon evolved into something it knew humans liked because it wanted to be close to humans, but how the frick is something going to become a fricking bridge but stay like 2 feet tall.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ice cream cone was always shit, but it had the excuse for "Well, we let some American design it". This bridge evo is just beyond hackery.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its 6'07" but that still seems small comparatively. they should have just scaled down gmax duraludon and used that as the evolution

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SWSH drops
      >cuts half of the roster
      >"w-we did it so we could focus on high quality animations and detailed models"
      >this is a blatant lie
      >pokegays propel it to the top of sales charts anyway
      This is why. Pokegays are mindless brand monkeys who will slurp up actual dogshit if it has the logo stamped on it. Pokemon is an infinite money glitch. Gamefreak is blessed to have discovered an entire treasure trove of millions of subhumans who worship the brand no matter what. No need for effort when you buy it anyway.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        #ThankYouGameFreak

        Never forget that display of absolute homosexualry.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for reminding me about how much company boolickers some people can be

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You a fanbase is mindbroken when it launches a smear campaign against people even mildly critical of the worst decision in the history of the franchise. Ganker is obsessed with israelites, trannies, and anything with melanin, but the real lowest common denominator is the pokegay. Subhuman.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who makes a product their entire identity is mentally ill in a way that can’t be helped. The only cure is death unfortunately. Bully poketards whenever you can.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was never bad, lets be honest.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the hair puffs it has. Would easily be my favorite mon otherwise

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute trash buns :3

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They’re UGLY and ruin its geometry >:(

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it all started here. you enabled this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How? I don't buy these games.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Still waiting for an answer, mass replying Black person.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dilate, chud.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not an argument, trannoid.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pity the poor saps that have to come up with new pokemon designs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont, aside from the fact that people will b***h about them no matter what they look like. there are hundreds of great fan designs out there. GF needs to learn and accept that not every pokemon needs to have some elaborate lore or backstory. sometimes they can just be cool monsters.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there roundeyes working at pokemon as designers now? If the japs wanted extra cubes they could have done that themselves.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      They’ve been working on Pokemon designs for over a decade since gen 5

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't been paying attention much since then and I don't think you can blame me.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    please have a nice day
    this form of trolling isnt even funny or amusing. get a real hobby like gargling bleach

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A FRICKING SUSPENSION BRIDGE

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Absol. Absol being in the game is no guarantee I'll buy the game, but if Absol is not in the game it's a guarantee I won't buy the game. Simple as.
    >Verification not required.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just made duraludon more powerful so I don’t care

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did we run out of animal species to make into pokemon? Why can't Gamefreak follow Monster Hunter's example in incorporating objects with organic beings so they don't seem completely man-made?

    Did the bridge pokemon exist in ancient rome?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you understand just how many species of animals exist? This is even ignoring all the insects. They haven't even scratched the surface

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name 5.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Brachydios
      >biped dinosaur with a nuclear motif
      >oozes green slime that explodes when exposed to air
      >has a nuclear submarine tail
      >fighting style is that of a boxer - even has a fast run when it pulls its fist to its chest

      >meanwhile in pokemon - a fricking bridge

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did we run out of animal species to make into pokemon?
      That was never a thing, even during Gen 1. Never understood where the 'Pokemon are supposed to be animals' thing came from, unless they literally consider pet rocks to be animals thanks to Geodude. They've always been build as these freaks of nature that even in universe they don't truly understand what they are or where the frick they come from, but just happen to exist.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because canonically they "replace animals", according to GF

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          and what exactly did magnemite and grimer replace

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ask GF

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, in the sense that you're not going to see cobra or field mouse in Pokemon's world, instead it's Arbok and Dedene. That's what they mean. Pokemon are the 'animals', these monsters that exist in many shapes and forms, some even manmade. Plus Pokemon's own personal lore has changed a lot since the early days of the series, with Gen IX basically confirming that Pokemon have always existed and that our 'real world' animals never have in their universe.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    New DQ Monsters dropping in December, no need to care about this anymore

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so does anyone like giraffe raikou
    so far i think they look a lot better than the forms or whatever for the ponies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate it but Raikou has always been my least favorite of the legendary dogs looks wise.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wanna see what kind of dino they make entei into

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          triceratops or stegosaur

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda like the storm cloud thing, but without it it looks like utter garbage.
      Also that reminds me of a nightmare i had as a child where i was chased by a giant leopard head on a cloud

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least it is not a fricking bridge

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is pretty dumb and I say this as someone who generally likes objectmons.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any Pokemon that wasn't in one of the 2d games is bad

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon died here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, because it remains the best game in the franchise
      shame that people obsess over the worst part of it, but it's still great

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, only with the exception that b2w2 are the only good games to be released post-gen3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I grew up here
      Fixed it for you Hoennzoomer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      RS is still one of the worst games of the franchise, HoenBlack person

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I grew up here
        Fixed it for you Hoennzoomer.

        >Unironic zoomers too young to even know about hoennbabby

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's bad about it?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          shit map
          dex full of gimmicky shitmon that are terrible to use even ingame
          removed features from gen II
          no compatibility with older games

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            wrong
            wrong
            true i suppose
            true

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, everyone whos not moronic knows everything went downhill AFTER this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >100 day gible
        Garbage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      agree. even this game had signs of the downfall but 1-3 are definitely the only games i even see as pokemon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 is unironically shit and only good for nostalgia. It's actually gens 2-4.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a lot of things wrong with gen one but they're still extremely replayable games despite being broken. Especially at the time there genuinely was nothing else like it. But they're very easy to pick up and play to this day, you're just hating. Biggest complaint with gen 1 is the sprite quality, which was somewhat adjusted for Yellow but the back sprites were still fricked up. Still, even the old sprites have their charm.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            God, I still remember being 5 years old, getting pokemon blue edition and evolving my charmander into this abomination...
            Thats one of the backsprites I remember liking the least.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but the back sprites were still fricked up
            I think they updated the front sprites for the US versions but the back sprites still kept the original Japanese designs for the entire first gen. Mew and rhyhorn are also really different.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubles being underutilized in gen 3 is a huge travesty. A doubles centric mainline game is sorely needed, crazy that the main format for the pokemon competitive scene is totally ignored in the games that people buy to play.

    • 9 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      pokemon *DROWNED here

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it can't get any worse

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >old mon but looooooooong again
    Seriously? I know that porn and memes has been gf's design philosophy for a while now, but they could use a different meme at the very least.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Long long monnnn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dundunsparce is unironically one of their better designs in a while
      only way it would be better is if it got up to some absurd number like 10

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's genuinely trash and you're just coping because Dunsparce didn't get a true evo.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >coping
          no, it is genuinely one of the designs I like the most from SV
          I know some people who liked him who were seething he got a "meme" evo but I liked it, they should have just done it further

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dundunsparce is unironically one of their better designs in a while
        I can google "Dunsparce evolution" and find like 5 designs much better than this. Motherfricker is a tsuchinoko, there's an insane amount of potential and they wasted it on a joke.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon tsuchinokos are just fat snakes, the snake got fatter. it's not that deep
          i know some people were disappointed in his evo but I liked it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Motherfricker, you can do a lot with a snake Pokémon, you can go down the mesoamerican approach and make a gigasnake with wings, you can make it grow multiple heads and go fulll hydra, you can do an evolution that focuses on the tsuchinoko's booze addiction, the sky is the limit. Instead, we got a gmod shitpost in Pokémon form.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >make a tsuchinoko into quetzcoatl because?
              i mean it'd be cool I guess, but I'd probably prefer a mon designed around it instead of turning dunsparce into one

              wait what the frick dunsparce has an evolution now?

              dundunsparce is unironically one of their better designs in a while
              only way it would be better is if it got up to some absurd number like 10

              his body just gets longer

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >make a tsuchinoko into quetzcoatl because?
                A mythological serpent becoming a stronger mythological serpent.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            wait what the frick dunsparce has an evolution now?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >make a tsuchinoko into quetzcoatl because?
                i mean it'd be cool I guess, but I'd probably prefer a mon designed around it instead of turning dunsparce into one
                [...]
                [...]
                his body just gets longer

                so they just tied knots on his body in a sausage fashion and called it an evolution?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DRAGON TYPE LIKE IN MY HEADCANON
          keep crying baby

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >coping
        no, it is genuinely one of the designs I like the most from SV
        I know some people who liked him who were seething he got a "meme" evo but I liked it, they should have just done it further

        anon tsuchinokos are just fat snakes, the snake got fatter. it's not that deep
        i know some people were disappointed in his evo but I liked it

        >mogged by a bunch of jap hackers over 10 years ago

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          downgrade

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dudnsparce is a fricking disgrace and ir represents everything wrong with Pokemon. They made it for the meme instead of giving him an actual evolution.
        Many such cases sonce Gen 6.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokegays will look at this and tell you that Pokemon designs haven't gotten worse, you just got older

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you could say it was a bridge too far.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What team says "I get dommed by my pokemon"?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      techincally james and his victribell

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does she have a bulge?

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunsparce is already perfect, you can't improve it, so instead they made more Dunsparce.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokegays need to be shot

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would you have develop the next Pokemon game, either mainline or spin-off? No Genius Sonority since that's the answer many default to.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let Retro Studios make a spinoff game of their choice, giving them full creative freedom and a generous budget.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they already have them working on all of their big titles anyway so just lean into the meme and have monolith make it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monolith but let GF still make the battle system because that’s one of the only things they’re still good at (ignoring the insane power creek in every game)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Platinum games.
      I want to see a pokemon beat em up

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they can't go 5 minutes without shoving minigames onto bayonetta, what makes you think they'll be able to make a proper beat 'em up?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick man I just want something new from pokemon.
          I honestly don't mind the Minigames I find them fun, they don't really overstay their welcome

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get how they can make the nupokemon so ugly

    Like you have to try to make something so unaesthetic.

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are americans so bad at designing creatures

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll give them 2 years for GF to make a mainline pokemon game where the art is completely directed by a calarts grad.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    never forget what they took from you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he ate a lemon.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that old interview about design philosophy where they talked how it should be easy to imagine a Pokemon existing in an environment? lol...

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a dying mobile game has nearly every Mon including alternate forms and megas
    >mainline can't be fricked to include an option to transfer old mons not in the game originally
    And people will still buy it, whether it's clueless parents giving their kids the game or coomers

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the series peaked with the animated sprites. After that it just went downhill.

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares about the design
    talk about the gameplay and how much it sucks instead

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the etika pokemon

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they need to stop designing new pokemon and just work with that they have already made

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly ass pokemans
    >ugly ass characters
    >american cartoon centered around the card game
    >also has ugly characters
    Pokeman is dead.

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Switch was a mistake.

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A FRICKING BRIDGE
    OHNONONONO POKESISSIES

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have played and beaten every single Pokemon game
    From Gen 1
    brock misty surge erika sabrina blaine giovanni koga bruno loralie agatha i cant remember the dragon trainers name
    Gen 2
    Jessica? the normal badge with miltank
    Gen 3
    I can't remember a single one
    Gen 4
    I can't remember a single one

    ETC

    ETC

    ETC

    These new gym leaders are just completely forgettable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gen 3
      >I can't remember a single one
      I don't believe you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're the fricking reason this series is the way it is, gooner.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm literally a wienersucking homosexual, I'm just saying if you played gen 3 and don't remember flannery, watson, the twins, or your dad then you have an even worse memory than I do and that's saying something.
          Think the ice dude was some gay too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          were you too young for gen 1 or something

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope don't remember her. What's even funnier is that the last game I replayed was Emerald

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just realize I recall two from each gen past 1 with the exception of X & Y, and S & S where I recall 4

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >religiously watched the anime as a kid so you'd always remember them, not to mention two of them are main characters
      >stopped watching the anime after a while and only played the new games once or twice each after getting older
      wow i have no idea why you wouldn't be able to remember the names of characters you probably only ever saw once

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have played and beaten every single Pokemon game
      >thinks every gym leader in the first came is memorable with their no dialogue outside of gyms and jobber teams
      no, you haven't lmao

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