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Time to apologize to Gen V mons, homosexuals.
i'm sorry trubbish, you were a 10/10 design compared to this thing
unironically what was wrong with trubbish?
Nothing. Gen V had great designs, it was just the first wave of millenilal gen-one homosexuals freaking out because they couldn't use their muk and magneton for the fifth game in a row. If you ignored nostalgia and release order there is nothing objectively worse about the designs compared to gen 1, and plenty are interesting or better.
They are the reason Pokemon stopped taking risks and catered so hard to kanto in gen 6.
So you're just going to blame the genwunner boogeyman forever for why gen 5 is the only dex that flopped?
Yes? The entire discussion was cryboomers crying about the new pokemon designs and how awful they were. They could not handle not being able to use the same pokemon for the fifth game in a row.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Genwunner cryboomer detected. You probably freakout when an artist tries something different with their new album too!
keep coping
Nice original artwork versus how they look in game, really helps your argument cryboomer. Do you still wear your Ash hat and Misty T-shirt?
nta but you need to open your eyes mate
They all look cool, you can't accept you irrationally like things from your childhood. :/ Really funny seeing 30 years olds who played red on their gameboy and can't accept they are jaded and can't find joy in life so they make up reasons for why they feel that way.
sorry but gen 6 has better designs.
Sure, does that warrant the massive cryboomer genwun reaction Gen V had in 2010? The one we can still see seething in this thread?
people (rightfully) shat on gen v for having some of the worst designs to ever disgrace the face of the franchise
it just so happened to also have some of the better ones, but shitposters here want to pretend that [gen they like] was all perfect designs and [gen they don't like] are all moronic failures when every single gen ever has had a fair share of both
so people not liking your game is a boomer conspiracy theory or smth? sorry but people liking charizard over samurott or we/ isnt insane to believe.
>Disliking one of the genies of healthy meta.
That’s a good design tho
you're desperation is showing buddy
>you can't say the mona lisa is objectively worse than a preschooler drawing, after all art is subjective!!1!
so what's the "objectively worse" part
no you're definitely right friend, you can't claim any art is better or worse objectively, different strokes for different folks. personally I really like the trainer on the right much more than the trainer on the left 🙂
so what's the "objectively worse" part
One is boring and you only care about because of nostalgia, the other is overdesigned yes.
>old thing is more concise, effective, and less entropic than new thing
>it's just muh nostalgia
Nah, you're being lazy,
Both of these are going for different things
Why are you struggling to answer such a simple question? Stop dodging like a cowardly b***h already, God damn.
>Why doesn't the high school goth girl look identical to the gruff old scientist!!!???
>help me Black person man I'm going insane!
They become cooler?
I don't understand why trainers stopped having regular or practical clothing. It's not like they're physically fighting and need those Nomura zippers.
Xenoblade happened and Nintendo saw fit to constantly pander to porn addicts as much as possible.
Why are you acting like xenoblade is the first to do wack jrpg outfits?
Something I just thought about is that most Gym Leaders have a secondary profession that they are actually designed around. But as time goes on, we see more and more rather than being designed as "Person who is _ and is also the _Gym Leader" we see them designed as "The _ Gym Leader"
Modern gym leaders are all content creators that get paid for advertising. They don't feel the need to get a job.
jesus christ how horrible
Thats modern anime-ified Nintendo for ya!
>having a job is what sets him apart from the others
>he can't stand being around them
lmao
And he turned out to be the only good character.
>The one guy with a real job is the best character
>Being gym leader is just his side gig
>His arena is just the restaurant where he is a regular
Kino
This is a gen 3 fire 'specialist' and is better than both blane and the new schoolgirl
>yellow electric mon with zig zag lightning bolts
>blue water mon with fish features!
>red fire mon!
Gen wun good me good you bad
>try something different
>it's shittier than what came before it
>"uhm, it's my style now 🙂 if you don't like it then leave"
>If you ignored nostalgia and release order there is nothing objectively worse about the designs compared to gen 1
Big lol
Gen 5 looks cool too
Only Emboar looks shit there.
Shit tastes. Emboar is the best gen 5 starter.
Samurott is one of the worst pokemon designs of all time and that's saying a lot considering the amount of garbage to come out of gens 8 and 9
Why? Looks cool and isn't too simple or overdesigned.
It really isn't
>Dragon
>Turtle
>Frog
>Boar
>Otter
>Snake
>All suitably fearsome for what they are
What's the issue here?
so what's the "objectively worse" part
holy copy pasta
>Nothing. Gen V had great designs,
Unovagays trying to play the victim while shilling one of the shittiest gens in existence will never stop being funny to me.
one of those is a gen 9 mon yuo genuine gay
Ganker zoomers hated him because he spoke the truth.
Pretty crazy concept art, what was the original idea anyway?
IIRC N was supposed to be a half human half pokemon hybrid. In hindsight, it's probably for the best that they didn't make pokefricking canon.
>he doesn’t know
Oh anon…
>that they didn't make pokefricking canon
Welp, I didn't know that and I'm a little freaked out now.
>haha they ate together so they had LE SEX 😉
The absolute state of furgays.
>taking a nintendo """translation""" at face value
the absolute state of Ganker posters.
>source: my ass
I don't read crooked jap sticks, it can say literally anything and you more than likely made it up.
You moron
https://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/
That’s the toned down english version. The original is more explicit
*human egg group intensifies*
I am so autistic i mentioned this and the implication of breeding it created during a group discussion about pokemon in high school and everyone stared at me.
I wish I wasn't so moronic.
oh boy I sure love running into woobat every cave instead of zubat
So it’s like a bridge... with snowblades,!that make it retain the rail-gun? Corviknight is probably the only good thing that British guy has made.
How does he keep getting away with it?
Wait I thought the other half of it was underground wtf
How am I supposed to sexualize this???
Good question. R34 only has pics of the apple and the Paradox mons so far.
the only good thing James Turner did was shadow lugia and the golurk line but he needs to leave now
>he needs to leave now
He left ages ago anon.
what
270 replies and no one seriously posted the actual full design?
You expect Ganker to play video games or have even the most base facts about what they shitpost over?
Are you from 2010 or something?
This might look better if it wasn't 2feet tall
>literally says the height is 6'7"
I'm over exaggerating but the fact that a bridge dragon is still human height is stupid
>bridge
>dragon
lmfao
>is supposed to be a bridge mimic
>6'7
god this series is fricking moronic
Ooooh, it's a staple remover. Whew, for a minute I thought it was a bridge or something ridiculous like that.
It's stupid but I like it.
It looks stupid even with the full version. It makes a little more sense but it's still stupid.
Wait really? This is their design for Steel dragon? Is that a first for the typing?
>first for the typing?
Dialga predates it by as significant time but is a legendary.
Dialga and Hisuiian Goodra
dialga predates him by a while and is one of the better deisgns in the series
also I think the goodra from arceus
>and is one of the better deisgns in the series
it looks like shit, it's too small, and frick gamefreak
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FRICKING DRAGON?!
It was already the stupidest looking dragon in the franchise.
Now it just looks even stupider.
The railgun concept would be cool but vikavolt already did it much better.
>railgun
it's just solar beam but yellow
>solar beam but yellow
Solar Beam is yellow.
Is that supposed to make it better? It still looks like shit
That looks even more moronic, what are you even trying to prove?
>evolves from a Pokemon that looks like a moronic skyscraper
>electric type solar beam with no stab and not super effective against any of its weaknesses
frickin why tho
Holy frick, just when I thought gamefreak's creature design couldn't get any worse.
The porn of this is going to be so hot.
you wouldn't frick this
that's just a bridge, anon
¿pero que mierda?
What the frick?
I really don't get the lack of quality control
small indie company, prease understandu
Time to burn bridges.
Wait a minute... Charizard's flamethrower doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel beams...
bro nothing has changed, you just grew up okay?
Cute creatures vs cute creatures
Most G1 most mons are very stocky and slightly dinosauric/monstrous in appearance, with just a bit of friendliness mixed in so kids aren't scared by them. Modern Pokémon are clearly designed to be plushies first and creatures second. I think part of it is the old designs had to be drawn on an 16x16 pixel grid whilst modern ones don't, but there is also a definite shift away from them being slightly uglycute
they also have incredibly distinct designs
you could recolor the three bottom ones so that the left was fire, middle was water, and right was grass and it wouldn't look out of place. try recoloring charmander to look like a grass type, or squirtle to look like a fire type.
charmander is the most easily changeable of that group, bulbasaur is well
you could maybe pass off bulbasaur as a fire type but he's the onlyone I could see not being "right" if you tried to make him grass, the other 2 would be easy
charmander has a fricking flame on his tail
plus he's a salamander, which is traditionally associated with fire
you could redesign him as a grass or water type but you'd have to make drastic changes to his overall design. meanwhile, you can just recolor the new pokemon and boom, new type.
I mean look at this, would you even be able to tell it was originally designed as a grass type?
you could literally just put a leaf on its tail like with snivy.
gen 2 was LITERALLY designed to be plushies first and designs second, something they openly admitted to at the time and when gen 3 came around because they did the opposite of gen 2 and made everything """over-designed""" like the weather trio having their power lines, houndor, etc
Houndour is gen 2 you dolt and is barely overdesigned
And most people believe the new pokemon designs are the weak spot of Johto. Nobody remembers Johto for Ledyba or Smoochum.
>And most people believe the new pokemon designs are the weak spot of Johto
gee i wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that you can't even get most of the cool new johto mons until you've already beaten the game
>beat the game
The first E4 run is the the halfway point. You don't beat the game until the second E4 run, which requires you going through Kanto at least once. Regardless, the only G2 pokemon exclusive to Kanto are Honkcrow, Houndour, and Slugma. Only the Houndour line is any good
>the only G2 pokemon exclusive to Kanto are Honkcrow, Houndour
misdreavus and larvitar might technically be in johto but you can't get them until you beat all of kanto
Misdreavous also has awful stats, and Larvitar is meant to be a postgame hidden bonus like Mewtwo.
>Larvitar is meant to be a postgame hidden bonus
i dont get that though. you can get a dratini in RBY as soon as you get the pokeflute, and you can beat the game with a dragonite
It's what they intended though, that's why you can't get it until then. G2 doesn't have bonus hidden legendaries like the Birds in 1, because the three dogs have a mandatory story introduction. Larvitar is meant to fill that role.
Furthermore, you can get a Dratini in Johto before beating the E4 for the first time. In fact, it's easier to get because you only need a Good Rod.
You have to remember G2 was meant more to be a G1: Definitive Edition. It's not meant to stand on its own, it was meant to be the end of the franchise.
>most people believe the new pokemon designs are the weak spot of Johto
I haven't seen anybody say anything to that effect. What makes you think their design philosophy has any parallel with gen 2?
>I haven't seen anybody say anything to that effect.
It was such a common opinion that Gen 2's set was "lame and kiddy" (at least back in the day) that Sugimori literally said it changed the course of Gen 3's design philosophy
almost all of gen 2's designs were leftover designs that didnt make it into gen 1, so that's literally just projection
>almost all of gen 2's designs were leftover designs that didnt make it into gen 1
gigaleak says otherwise
when will people stop parroting this straight bullshit
Criticizing pokemon for being too kiddy reeks of astroturfing by middle-aged men. I thought that was more of a modern trend, but maybe that was happening back then too and it's more obvious nowadays. Gen 2 was extremely popular in the circles I was in back then.
G1 pokes appealed more to that time's popular stuff. Dinosaurs etc. were fricking huge as well as the artstyle.
Now the newer pokes follow the new popular stuff, no idea to just stop evolving and stick to same style of pokes
>But old ones were good
And S/V sold frickton anyway. Some people like new pokes a lot as well.
Not defending the OP pic poke, I thought it was some glitched bridge from afar or something.
You can analyze as much as you want the old pokes and why they were better designed, but I think they want to at least evolve artstyle to not stagnate. People still have pokes from their fav gens and they ain't going anywhere and you can find marketable plushies etc. of them.
Pokemon company does what makes most money, the designers can be moronic but it fricking works. Even the moronic bridge is a memeable piece of crap like keychain or the dommy mommy lizard Salazzle.
And by God all the porn.
Espathra best mom
Yeah old Pokemon were dinosaurs because dinosaurs were rad as frick in the 90s
Also I want to frick that psychic ostrich goddamn
>Also I want to frick that psychic ostrich goddamn
Me too
I really should finish the small story of trainer marrying Espathra. I want write something else than just Pokedom rape
It's a corporation that wants to make money, of course they appeal to popularity when their product is for children and manchildren.
Just telling the truth, even when I hate it.
I was criticising you for saying "if a game is popular it must be good"
I'm sorry if you got that message out of my post, it wasn't my intention.
My bad.
It is good for Pokemon company if their games are popular. It makes them most money and that is the bottom line for them as a corporation.
It doesn't matter if old games were better or had better overall designs, all that matters is for them to make money. And that means constant stream of Pokemon vidya = rushed shit.
Pokemon's growth as a brand has not kept up with population and market growth over the last 25 years. Pokemon had a far larger market share in 1999 than it does today, even though they clock a greater absolute profit margin than back then. For every 10 new people who have access to Pokemon, only 5 actually get into the franchise. Also, it should be noted that the majority of Pokemon players are over the age of 20 nowadays, little kids don't care about the franchise anymore and haven't for a decade. That's why the majority of Pokemon's profits these days come from collector merchandise rather than the games; stuff bought by adult millennials.
>little kids don't care about the franchise anymore and haven't for a decade.
This is complete bullshit btw, a large amount of the franchise's fans in nearly everyone of it's fields is children.
No it isn't. The last time kids were the majority demographic was Gen 6.
When Masuda said "kids these days just want to play simple phone games" he wasn't wrong. The vast majority of the 7-11 demographic who traditionally made up the bulk of Pokémon players nowadays exclusively play gacha phone games. 12-15 year olds play ADHD hero shooters like Fortnite.
>The last time kids were the majority demographic was Gen 6.
I never said they were the majority, I said they were still a large amount of the franchise's fans. The demographic's lean towards the mid teens has been a observable trend since fricking Gen 5, doesn't mean kids suddenly don't care about it because moronic millennials and boomers think zoomers can only hyper fixate on one massive intellectual property at a time
You were challenging my claim that the majority of players are adults. You were very clearly implying that kids are the majority, because otherwise your comment is a complete non-sequitur.
>You were challenging my claim that the majority of players are adults
No, I was challenging the claim that, and I quote, " little kids don't care about the franchise anymore and haven't for a decade".
You know, the literal line I quoted?
>little kids don't care about the franchise anymore and haven't for a decade.
the lie said over and over again. Black person the English and Japanese preschool channels on youtube both get millions of views. It isn't just manchildren like yourself that are into pokemon.
>appeals to popularity
nothing at all
Wtf pokemon got more sexy?
always have been
They look so zesty man, looking at the camera suggestively.
I miss when this shit was just about cool monsters, not trying to bait furry fricks
cool monsters > bipedal humanoids
New pokemon is shit but I'd still the cat. Doesn't help that none of the human girls this gen are cute.
>New pokemon is shit but I'd still the cat.
I heard it's fine too.
"the cat is ok"
"the croc is ok"
No, guys, NO!
You are the ones doing this! If you allow even ONE of these, if you accept even ONE tiny crack, the flood pours in. This is why it's gotten like this. People didn't say "no" to Gardevoir; now look where we are.
>People didn't say "no" to Gardevoir
Nor should they have.
They snuck some furry/scaly crap with the eeveelutions too, which I used to think were cool but it's hard to look past anymore.
I like that card.
Hi chibi.
True, you can't give coomers a single inch or they will take over like a roach infestation and drag a series' reputation to the ground while they goon.
im sorry, how is the croc a coomer design you maniac?
>People didn't say "no" to Gardevoir; now look where we are.
...in a sexual paradise?
>none of the human girls this gen are cute.
wrong and gay
troonylover
Let me guess you defend the Xenoslop 3 censored designs too?
We channers are the last intellectual people in a world of fools...
>We channers are the last intellectual people in a world of fools...
Now now; Don't be a homosexual about it.
these homosexuals in the wiki still can't accept that the "flag" they found is not for the gender because characters that clearly have a gender have that flag set too. The gender for Juniper is just "unspecified", not "non-binary". God I hate these people.
>same uniform but brown girl
Garbage
That cat's a male.
back when the series was about catching, training and battling the monsters
now that the fanbase is filled with pathetic deranged coomers like the one pokehomosexual who replied to this post, you get more of this pandering
no wonder the franchise is in such state
the fanbases define what kind of products they get
brain rot
yes, furgays do have brain rot
Coombait pokemon desgins are better than whatever the hell this is.
The new thing would be better without the orange. And if they decided on hooves or toes instead of the blobs they do these days.
this looks much better than coombait
your brain has rotten completely from excessive masturbation to little girls and furry creatures from the highest grossing franchise
Show me a single Coombait Pokemon design in these games that looks worse than that.
Wait, how the frick does this work. Weren't the beasts created in their forms now fairly recently through Ho-oh's powers?
maybe ho-oh likes dinosaurs
also it's more or less implied that every game past gen 6 takes place in a parallel universe
Yes, they were eeveelutions that died in the tower fire then Ho-oh reincarnated them.
I blame the anime. Prior to being reworked after SW '97, Gold/Silver and the original games took place in Japan and had a more grounded setting where Pokemon were actual monsters. Then the anime took off and the games now follow it's shonen fantasy world and have Pokemon as moronic furries that repeat their names or gods. It also doesn't help that each game has essentially just been a reskin of the same stale formula with arguably worse designs each time.
>not even trying to hide their furry coombait anymore
I seriously don't know why they felt the need to make the little fire bird a constant part of Skeledirge's design aside from having a unique move. Without it, it looks halfway decent.
As a furvert myself, I don't know why they bother to steer into the sexo skid so hard when people were already lusting over Pokemans right from the very beginning, when they were just trying to make them look cool. I'm not gonna complain about the eye candy, but even if they drop the furry pandering altogether, my fellow degenerates will still turn out in droves and fap furiously regardless, and then it also lets them get back old school players who remember when the series still had a decent art style.
wouldnt it be better if they didn't make them furbait anyway so that fans are free to get creative with how to make porn of it? theres not really a lot you can do to stand out with the likes of gardevoir or lucario
why is she looking at me like that
Sprigatito got the designated anthro pandering treatment
Fuecoco is ugly af but skeledirge is ok
Quaxly doesn't look bad as a stage 1 poke but his evos are so fricking ugly.
>Quaxly doesn't look bad as a stage 1 poke
homie, it's literallya bootleg donald duck
Grass final evo is the gayest shit I've ever seen as far as starters go. Even Meganium and Delphox had some kind of middle ground where they could pass as either gender but everything right down to looks and mannerisms are feminine w/ meowscarada.
the gen 9 evolutions look so fricking ugly
the croc is probably the only decent one out of the three
trolling is against the rules
Old Pokemon
>Normal looking creatures
>Evolve into bigger creatures
New Pokemon
>Giant heads with tiny bodies, weird chibi proportions
>Evolve into furries
>Normal looking creatures
>G1
I hate Pokemon threads, because literally everybody is a fricking idiot and this post is no exception
Seethe for me little zoomer, seethe harder and dilate.
I'm just... I just... I mean I-I'm just...
Hella relatable, my dudes. So freakin done with this series man...
I ... I just-whuh? I mean- just... I-I don't even know anymore man.....
cute & cool vs cute but moronic
>Draw a bridge
>Call it a Pokemon
>Sell gorillion copies
Is it that easy? damn
>is it that easy?
Gotta build a brand before you can prostitute it out.
They're too big to fail. They can literally do anything they want and people will defend their actions with their lives.
*crashes into you*
APOLOGIZE
Forgot Aromatisse existed
>would frick
delphox, greninja, florges, pangoro, meowstic, malamar, dragalge, tyrantrum, aurorus, gourgeist, noivern, yveltal
>would not frick
the rest
No. Gen 6 was when the series became noticeably worse, and it's just been a slippery slope ever since then.
Gen 6 was pretty good design wise
I have a lot of takes that gen 6 is cool, but I forget that Floette has an evolution and the other pure fairy types, shit on Dedenne for being too boring, and think Chesnaught is just too boring of a starter.
so many good designs here.
greninja line, talonflame line, gogoat line, pangoro line, aegislash line, dragaige, clawitzer, heie-girlsk, tyrantrum, sylveon, trevenant line, noivern line
like god damn there's some absoulte bangers in here and I'm a gen 1 gay
Nah even in gen 6 the bad designs overwhelmed the good ones. Even if they weren’t atrociously bad and mostly just bland or ugly.
Goomy is the greatest pokemon to ever grace this unworthy earth and fan base.
I have nothing to apologize for, unlike the demented shitposters here I always liked it for espurr, trevenant, pumpkaboo, honedge, and delphox
The mons were still good in gen 6, it's just the rest of the (single player) game that sucked. I will admit gen 6 had the best multiplayer
This is where things started going horribly wrong the designs but it was still acceptable at this stage and it also had some really good ones.
I remember destroying the entire game with Aegislash. Such good times.
Gogoat
The goat that goes.
The going goat.
it also goes in the trash. it was absent from the games for like 7 years until SV
meh, there's a few cool ones but overall they're noticably less cool than previous gens
roll
Google shows nothing, what am I looking at here?
duraludon evolution
get off your nostalgia googles, pokemon is still the same
>that bottom row
troony monsters
They're fashion victims, not was/were.
Shit image, needs to be updated with the Gen IX abominations to really take it home.
>reclusive ojou-sama who's always sleeping, has mysterious psychic powers
>evil team leader
>actual model
>tomboy dressing for the occasion
>eccentric fairy-type specialist
Only the last one has no reason to dress like that.
>reclusive ojou-sama who's always sleeping, has mysterious psychic powers
isn't she a frontier brain as well?
Yeah.
Anime was the mistakiest of mistakes.
This holy frick
Porn addiction and its consequences........
But actual anime's don't tend to have such clusterfricky designs because they are a pain in the ass to animate.
It must be something else.
3d lets you be moronic and overdesign everything cause you don't actually have to animate it
As wokeshit as western games are at least they know how to make human characters look like actual humans instead of dragqueen abominations.
>as western games are at least they know how to make human characters look like actual humans instead of dragqueen abominations.
did you mean to sa eastern, because the west is the one with abominations
Go play TLOU 2 and say that same thing again. I fricking dare you.
Funny how you had to cherrypick Sena to rep xb3 cause she's pretty much the only character in it who shows skin.
The other two are way sexier
God xb3 designs are so boring
Everything about XB3 is atrocious. Nobody on Ganker has a single positive for it. And no, Enel's discord raids don't count as part of us.
it's cause she's not white, idiot
So glad zoomers are turning against pokemon porn so we never have to see those abominations naked ever again.
>harpy girl
Holy frick.
See
Frick off gooner
Xenoblade 2 and nu-FE was Nintendo's first foray into coomshit
>nu-FE
Holy shit frick of dude
>based boomer anon points out how anime is negatively affecting character designs
>weebs get all defensive
Tajiri's original character designs were ripped straight from Dragon Ball. Pokemon has always been anime, the issue is they've moved to modern anime rather than sticking with the Dragon Quest style the games originally had.
>the issue is they've moved to modern anime rather than sticking with the Dragon Quest style the games originally had.
I realized anime was dead when one of the most popular animes of 2013 turned out to be literally thinly veiled CP incest porn... Japan really can only create trash now can they.
>Japan really can only create trash now can they
>now
Its almost always been that way. its just easier to notice now because they realized that people will watch it regardless of actual quality.
>Its almost always been that way. its just easier to notice now because they realized that people will watch it regardless of actual quality.
This. Lowtax (RIP king) banned anime from SA for a reason.
Apologize, Ganker. Right now.
Love, Chunni? I dunno what else was a big name in 2013
You are retared if you think that early FE designs, those who were simple but functional and consince, and sometimes revealing. Are the same as NU FE who literally had a protagonist with toothpaste hair
Not even the first time we've had duel colored hair
>Somewhat grounded armor
Yeah that alredy makes it leagues beyond NU FE
I don't get why fire emblem gets nintendo fans panties in such a twist
>Xenoblade 2 and nu-FE was Nintendo's first foray into coomshit
oh god the prophecy was true
zoomers unironically think nintendo never made a japanese game before
The girls are the only good thing left
>big mad over a children's I.P not having attractive enough little girl characters (only Lorelei is of age on the top)
Bridgemon is falling down,
falling down, falling down,
Bridgemon is falling down,
my freak fanboys.
>Bridgemon
This is not digimon
Yeah, Digimon wouldn't make something this shitty.
Yeah because it's was a failure and no more digimons are designed.
>and no more digimons are designed.
That's wrong THO.
homie, what?
>he doesnt know
but if you close your eyes
I mean, that was pretty much Duraludon
wrong buildings
I don't play or care for anything post gen 7.
It is so freakin' over
Shame it's an evo, would've been amusing if you bought it from a dodgy guy in a pokemon centre like magikarp.
Underrated.
WHYYYYYYY
hehehehhe
No, Gamefreak, a bridge is not a Pokémon.
>Entei is gonna be a stegosaurus
embarassing
where is this from?
The latest pokeslop.
is it a new mon or a form? do you have a link?
kino
What the frick?
Looks like it's in constant pain and is in a desperate search for something strong enough to kill it
wow he's just like me
He can't keep getting away with it.
Too subtle and niche, but I got the reference.
whoa, hey guys. welcome to EB games
new pokemon?
how about i copy that
3D completely ruined Pokemon. Almost every design is passable in 2D art.
There is nothing passable about it
Honestly, in 2d it almost looks good
What did they do to my boy Raikou. This is making me sad I want to put it out of its misery. It's like they spliced it together with something else and its crying out in pain
well its not raikou, and the current idea is that these paradox pokemon don't actually exist naturally.
The anime stayed 2D the whole time and hasn't been passable in over a decade either.
>3D completely ruined troons. Almost every design is passable in 2D art
If your rapist was in 2D you would be praising it too gooner
>NO MR.GAME AND WATCH NOOOOOOOOOOO
you look like you have a story to tell
A fricking Horizon reference?!
I sometimes wonder if Pokemon games should have imitated Paper Mario
COPY THAT!
Hey guys, Welcome to Gamestop.
I remember that cringe yt channel that did nothing but post dude pikachu takes acid videos, and in one of them there was a chair pokemon as a joke
Well damn
holy shit i remembered that exact moment when i saw this thing
Wait, someone still cares about pokemon? And he's how old?
>contract western artists
>design goes to shit
many such cases
What went so fricking wrong?
Is this fricking real?
Yes, from the latest Pokeslop direct, OP's image is real too.
Genwunners were unironically right, I apologize.
I never want to see how bad they're going to frick up with Entei
He looks pretty meh, shame, they were almost there. A gryphon Entei would actually be pretty cool.
It's not even the fricking awful design that gets me, it's the claws.
they look like slippers
What, you don't wear slippers when your feet get cold?
>purple fur floats upwards
raikou: Nope!
Bravo gamefrick
Screenshot this post
Enteis spike will extend to become fixed wings, smoke tail will get longer, legs will shrink and tuck into body, and its mask will become a full helmet.
It will be the new jetmon
I can't believe they're porting a Splatoon stage to Pokemon
Pick a side, white man.
The dyke
Lmao safe horny
left
imagine the footjobs
You know, at least something good came from this. Not the best Pokegirls, but leagues above most of the main game
PERRIN SEXO
>pants
>also pants
I'll take neither, thanks.
Left has to work harder than right in keeping her belly button flat and toned.
>so what's the "objectively worse" part
god i remember that animation
qrd?
a newgrounds-era sonic flash animation, can't remember exactly which one
nothing particularly special, i just hadn't seen it in a long fricking time
but what is it Though
>redditjak
have a nice day
Pokemon is now the equivalent of this joke about Stephen King.
Already did it.
nostalgia wank: the franchise
I feel like the design team is trying harder and harder to make designs that are more eye-catching and quirky to the point that they are starting to become garish, as Pokemon designs already were eye-catching and quirky.
bros...
ugly just like all Gen IX b***hes
GET GLASSES
>all
Tulip is unironically one of the best Pokegirl designs in the series.
Boomers be like:
>Yeah this is peak Pokemon design
>no parachute pants
ngmi grandpa
Yes.
great pokemon, a perfect complement to the gen 1 universe
Yes? You picked one of the most creative pokemon designs.
I would die for Magnemite.
i cant pretend boomers arent right with this one. sorry. magnemite is amazing and the shiny is cool af too.
Magneton is my favorite Pokemon.
Magnemite sucks because the lore is that it is an organic being that naturally evolved, rather than being synthetic like Porygon.
They sort of retconned this in Legends Arceus by implying the evo line are extraterrestrials, which is I guess is better, but still.
Not even the worst of its gen, moron
I like jynx
t.
>"people" defending this shit
Why are argue with them? It's not like we're the ones who are going to be playing with literal emoji and literal Hello Kitty/ Sanrio "pokemon" in 2040.
Same shit happened to MtG, it's going to happen to them.
mistah merrikuh!
wai errywan make fun of ratest presentayshun!!?
do da gaijin not rike?
we give update to arr mobier gameu! we update go, we update unaite, we update cafe, we update mastar sexu, we update sreepu!
we give animayshun update!
we make more character bracku and brownu for da gaijin!
we update scararetto and vioretto with derrcee! we make bridgu poketto monsutta! we stretchu raiko necku!
why da gaijin stirr no rike!!?
*fricks you*
Pokemon company just needs to give the IP to someone else, Gamefreak aren't even running on fumes anymore the fumes got used up.
nu-pokemon look like digimon
I wish
Nah digimon look awesome, this new wave of pokemon look like complete shit.
That'd mean they (nu-pokemon) look good, which they don't.
Blastoise?
Nope. Modern Digimon actually managed to keep the monster designs mostly consistent with the older design ideas while Pokemon started to veer off somewhere around Gen 6 and onwards.
Even kept the same artstyle, while Shit Freak keeps hiring some fricking hacks that pale in comparison to based Ken Sugimori.
That looks pretty cool for a modern digi design.
That looks rad as frick
>Look that fricker up
>He evolves into a CQC navy seal dragon and then evolves into a swole dragon tank monster
lmao kino
I honestly couldn't tell it was a modern digimon if it wasn't for your post so that's a job well done.
Digimon has amazing designs but thats it
They never manage to do any justice to any of them
Adventure being muh chosen ones that can only have one monster and they revert back levels when its convenient story ruined the plot of everything digimon forever
God i fukin love digimon
Digimon has put more effort in maintaining the overall style of Digimon. Pokemon fails on this endeavor
Digimon has also put exactly zero effort into keeping anything in the game franchise alive
>But GF
Is woefully moronic and incompetent beyond belief, but they still make semi-playable games and mediocre visual novels
Bandai Namco just does not care about anything besides Dragon Ball
I don't understand how it went from kaiju to these muscleless blobs that somehow are gay furshit oriented, nuPokemon is mindboggling. Just glancing at
gives me a headache.
why did they turn raikou into a giraffe
Alright, I don't think there's any excuse for this shit anymore.
I can accept almost fricking every design. Even the ice cream cone and keychain, because maybe the Pokemon evolved into something it knew humans liked because it wanted to be close to humans, but how the frick is something going to become a fricking bridge but stay like 2 feet tall.
The ice cream cone was always shit, but it had the excuse for "Well, we let some American design it". This bridge evo is just beyond hackery.
its 6'07" but that still seems small comparatively. they should have just scaled down gmax duraludon and used that as the evolution
>SWSH drops
>cuts half of the roster
>"w-we did it so we could focus on high quality animations and detailed models"
>this is a blatant lie
>pokegays propel it to the top of sales charts anyway
This is why. Pokegays are mindless brand monkeys who will slurp up actual dogshit if it has the logo stamped on it. Pokemon is an infinite money glitch. Gamefreak is blessed to have discovered an entire treasure trove of millions of subhumans who worship the brand no matter what. No need for effort when you buy it anyway.
#ThankYouGameFreak
Never forget that display of absolute homosexualry.
Thanks for reminding me about how much company boolickers some people can be
You a fanbase is mindbroken when it launches a smear campaign against people even mildly critical of the worst decision in the history of the franchise. Ganker is obsessed with israelites, trannies, and anything with melanin, but the real lowest common denominator is the pokegay. Subhuman.
Anyone who makes a product their entire identity is mentally ill in a way that can’t be helped. The only cure is death unfortunately. Bully poketards whenever you can.
This was never bad, lets be honest.
I hate the hair puffs it has. Would easily be my favorite mon otherwise
Cute trash buns :3
They’re UGLY and ruin its geometry >:(
it all started here. you enabled this
How? I don't buy these games.
Still waiting for an answer, mass replying Black person.
Dilate, chud.
Not an argument, trannoid.
I pity the poor saps that have to come up with new pokemon designs
I dont, aside from the fact that people will b***h about them no matter what they look like. there are hundreds of great fan designs out there. GF needs to learn and accept that not every pokemon needs to have some elaborate lore or backstory. sometimes they can just be cool monsters.
Why are there roundeyes working at pokemon as designers now? If the japs wanted extra cubes they could have done that themselves.
>now
They’ve been working on Pokemon designs for over a decade since gen 5
I haven't been paying attention much since then and I don't think you can blame me.
please have a nice day
this form of trolling isnt even funny or amusing. get a real hobby like gargling bleach
A FRICKING SUSPENSION BRIDGE
I like Absol. Absol being in the game is no guarantee I'll buy the game, but if Absol is not in the game it's a guarantee I won't buy the game. Simple as.
>Verification not required.
They just made duraludon more powerful so I don’t care
Did we run out of animal species to make into pokemon? Why can't Gamefreak follow Monster Hunter's example in incorporating objects with organic beings so they don't seem completely man-made?
Did the bridge pokemon exist in ancient rome?
do you understand just how many species of animals exist? This is even ignoring all the insects. They haven't even scratched the surface
Name 5.
>Brachydios
>biped dinosaur with a nuclear motif
>oozes green slime that explodes when exposed to air
>has a nuclear submarine tail
>fighting style is that of a boxer - even has a fast run when it pulls its fist to its chest
>meanwhile in pokemon - a fricking bridge
>Did we run out of animal species to make into pokemon?
That was never a thing, even during Gen 1. Never understood where the 'Pokemon are supposed to be animals' thing came from, unless they literally consider pet rocks to be animals thanks to Geodude. They've always been build as these freaks of nature that even in universe they don't truly understand what they are or where the frick they come from, but just happen to exist.
Because canonically they "replace animals", according to GF
and what exactly did magnemite and grimer replace
Ask GF
Yes, in the sense that you're not going to see cobra or field mouse in Pokemon's world, instead it's Arbok and Dedene. That's what they mean. Pokemon are the 'animals', these monsters that exist in many shapes and forms, some even manmade. Plus Pokemon's own personal lore has changed a lot since the early days of the series, with Gen IX basically confirming that Pokemon have always existed and that our 'real world' animals never have in their universe.
New DQ Monsters dropping in December, no need to care about this anymore
so does anyone like giraffe raikou
so far i think they look a lot better than the forms or whatever for the ponies
I don't hate it but Raikou has always been my least favorite of the legendary dogs looks wise.
i wanna see what kind of dino they make entei into
triceratops or stegosaur
I kinda like the storm cloud thing, but without it it looks like utter garbage.
Also that reminds me of a nightmare i had as a child where i was chased by a giant leopard head on a cloud
At least it is not a fricking bridge
This is pretty dumb and I say this as someone who generally likes objectmons.
Any Pokemon that wasn't in one of the 2d games is bad
pokemon died here
true, because it remains the best game in the franchise
shame that people obsess over the worst part of it, but it's still great
this, only with the exception that b2w2 are the only good games to be released post-gen3
>I grew up here
Fixed it for you Hoennzoomer.
RS is still one of the worst games of the franchise, HoenBlack person
>Unironic zoomers too young to even know about hoennbabby
What's bad about it?
shit map
dex full of gimmicky shitmon that are terrible to use even ingame
removed features from gen II
no compatibility with older games
wrong
wrong
true i suppose
true
Wrong, everyone whos not moronic knows everything went downhill AFTER this.
>100 day gible
Garbage
agree. even this game had signs of the downfall but 1-3 are definitely the only games i even see as pokemon.
1 is unironically shit and only good for nostalgia. It's actually gens 2-4.
There's a lot of things wrong with gen one but they're still extremely replayable games despite being broken. Especially at the time there genuinely was nothing else like it. But they're very easy to pick up and play to this day, you're just hating. Biggest complaint with gen 1 is the sprite quality, which was somewhat adjusted for Yellow but the back sprites were still fricked up. Still, even the old sprites have their charm.
God, I still remember being 5 years old, getting pokemon blue edition and evolving my charmander into this abomination...
Thats one of the backsprites I remember liking the least.
>but the back sprites were still fricked up
I think they updated the front sprites for the US versions but the back sprites still kept the original Japanese designs for the entire first gen. Mew and rhyhorn are also really different.
Doubles being underutilized in gen 3 is a huge travesty. A doubles centric mainline game is sorely needed, crazy that the main format for the pokemon competitive scene is totally ignored in the games that people buy to play.
pokemon *DROWNED here
it can't get any worse
>old mon but looooooooong again
Seriously? I know that porn and memes has been gf's design philosophy for a while now, but they could use a different meme at the very least.
Long long monnnn
dundunsparce is unironically one of their better designs in a while
only way it would be better is if it got up to some absurd number like 10
It's genuinely trash and you're just coping because Dunsparce didn't get a true evo.
>coping
no, it is genuinely one of the designs I like the most from SV
I know some people who liked him who were seething he got a "meme" evo but I liked it, they should have just done it further
>dundunsparce is unironically one of their better designs in a while
I can google "Dunsparce evolution" and find like 5 designs much better than this. Motherfricker is a tsuchinoko, there's an insane amount of potential and they wasted it on a joke.
anon tsuchinokos are just fat snakes, the snake got fatter. it's not that deep
i know some people were disappointed in his evo but I liked it
Motherfricker, you can do a lot with a snake Pokémon, you can go down the mesoamerican approach and make a gigasnake with wings, you can make it grow multiple heads and go fulll hydra, you can do an evolution that focuses on the tsuchinoko's booze addiction, the sky is the limit. Instead, we got a gmod shitpost in Pokémon form.
>make a tsuchinoko into quetzcoatl because?
i mean it'd be cool I guess, but I'd probably prefer a mon designed around it instead of turning dunsparce into one
his body just gets longer
>make a tsuchinoko into quetzcoatl because?
A mythological serpent becoming a stronger mythological serpent.
wait what the frick dunsparce has an evolution now?
yeah
so they just tied knots on his body in a sausage fashion and called it an evolution?
>NOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DRAGON TYPE LIKE IN MY HEADCANON
keep crying baby
>mogged by a bunch of jap hackers over 10 years ago
downgrade
Dudnsparce is a fricking disgrace and ir represents everything wrong with Pokemon. They made it for the meme instead of giving him an actual evolution.
Many such cases sonce Gen 6.
Pokegays will look at this and tell you that Pokemon designs haven't gotten worse, you just got older
I guess you could say it was a bridge too far.
What team says "I get dommed by my pokemon"?
techincally james and his victribell
Why does she have a bulge?
Dunsparce is already perfect, you can't improve it, so instead they made more Dunsparce.
Pokegays need to be shot
Who would you have develop the next Pokemon game, either mainline or spin-off? No Genius Sonority since that's the answer many default to.
Let Retro Studios make a spinoff game of their choice, giving them full creative freedom and a generous budget.
they already have them working on all of their big titles anyway so just lean into the meme and have monolith make it
Monolith but let GF still make the battle system because that’s one of the only things they’re still good at (ignoring the insane power creek in every game)
Platinum games.
I want to see a pokemon beat em up
they can't go 5 minutes without shoving minigames onto bayonetta, what makes you think they'll be able to make a proper beat 'em up?
Frick man I just want something new from pokemon.
I honestly don't mind the Minigames I find them fun, they don't really overstay their welcome
I just don't get how they can make the nupokemon so ugly
Like you have to try to make something so unaesthetic.
why are americans so bad at designing creatures
I'll give them 2 years for GF to make a mainline pokemon game where the art is completely directed by a calarts grad.
never forget what they took from you
He looks like he ate a lemon.
Remember that old interview about design philosophy where they talked how it should be easy to imagine a Pokemon existing in an environment? lol...
>a dying mobile game has nearly every Mon including alternate forms and megas
>mainline can't be fricked to include an option to transfer old mons not in the game originally
And people will still buy it, whether it's clueless parents giving their kids the game or coomers
the series peaked with the animated sprites. After that it just went downhill.
who cares about the design
talk about the gameplay and how much it sucks instead
the etika pokemon
they need to stop designing new pokemon and just work with that they have already made
>ugly ass pokemans
>ugly ass characters
>american cartoon centered around the card game
>also has ugly characters
Pokeman is dead.
The Switch was a mistake.
A FRICKING BRIDGE
OHNONONONO POKESISSIES
I have played and beaten every single Pokemon game
From Gen 1
brock misty surge erika sabrina blaine giovanni koga bruno loralie agatha i cant remember the dragon trainers name
Gen 2
Jessica? the normal badge with miltank
Gen 3
I can't remember a single one
Gen 4
I can't remember a single one
ETC
ETC
ETC
These new gym leaders are just completely forgettable
>Gen 3
>I can't remember a single one
I don't believe you
You're the fricking reason this series is the way it is, gooner.
I'm literally a wienersucking homosexual, I'm just saying if you played gen 3 and don't remember flannery, watson, the twins, or your dad then you have an even worse memory than I do and that's saying something.
Think the ice dude was some gay too.
were you too young for gen 1 or something
Nope don't remember her. What's even funnier is that the last game I replayed was Emerald
I just realize I recall two from each gen past 1 with the exception of X & Y, and S & S where I recall 4
>religiously watched the anime as a kid so you'd always remember them, not to mention two of them are main characters
>stopped watching the anime after a while and only played the new games once or twice each after getting older
wow i have no idea why you wouldn't be able to remember the names of characters you probably only ever saw once
>I have played and beaten every single Pokemon game
>thinks every gym leader in the first came is memorable with their no dialogue outside of gyms and jobber teams
no, you haven't lmao