WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
PS5 HAS NO GAMES
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE. PS5 HAS NO GAMES
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
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WE GOT EVERY SLOP YOU WANT, gay
WE GOT REMAKES
We are the console that you can play whatever you may sneed
If you got the money, honey, we got your dlc.
Yeah, runnin' out of games
That are exclusives
Waitin' for Naughty Dog
To give us movie slop
LISTEN WELL, WILL YOUR PORT TO PC?
OR WILL YOU STAY ON NINTENDO WII?
UNLESS YOU WANNA PLAY WITH
TRANA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NEEES NEES
OH UH IM GONNA MAKE YOU SEETHE
Is Axl the Fraser of rock bands?
Will there ever be a Ganker parody that will top No Games Inc?
I came here to laugh, not to feel
take me back to the mid 2000s bros...
>wanting to go back to a time when Ganker was blind about the garden gnomes and nogs
I clicked it and it just took me back to the Ganker catalog
Ganker is pol silly
Cis-fire?
It was the greatest year...
for me, its
To be fair, Bus Simulator is a fucking awesome game
>bus simulator
>can't help the chocolate gentleman find the bouncy part of the bus
I wasn't immersed
there's few, like this one
>le musical
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
PS5 HAS NO GAMES
SEE THE LITTLE gay WITH THE WRITER JOB AND THE MAKEUP
YEAH BUDDY, THAT'S HIS OWN HAIR
THAT LITTLE gay GOT HIRED FOR THIS GAME
THAT LITTLE gay, HIS PARENTS ARE MILLIONAIRE
THAT AIN'T WORKIN', THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT
MONEY FOR NOTHIN' AND THE BOTTOM SURGERY FOR FREE
REMAKES AND GOYSLOP
IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME
Rose is a dickhead so you should do the opposite of what he says
If you gays can't even match the syllables then just stop
WHITE MAN CAME
ACROSS THE SEA
HE HAD NO GAMES
FOR PS3
I unironically enjoy listening to chinese democracy
I like Shackler's Revenge. The rest of the album is kinda meh.
>WELCOME TO PLAYSTATION
>WE AIN'T GOT NO GAMES
AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
BLUNDER
AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
BLUNDER
AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
BLUNDER
AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
BLUNDER
I HAD BOUGHT
A PS5 HOPING GAMES WOULD BE BACK
(BLUNDER)
I WAS WRONG, AND I KNEW, WON'T GET MY MONEY BACK
(BLUNDER)
I'M DISGRACED, ONLY HAVE LAST OF US 2
(BLUNDER)
AND I KNEW, THERE WAS NO GAMES, NO GAMES FROM YOU
(BLUNDER)
SOUND OF NO FUN, BEATING IN MY HEART
THE WASTING OF FUNDS, TORE ME APART
I'VE BEEN
BLUNDERSTRUCK
P S 5
IT HAS NO GAMES
P S 5
ITS HAS NO FRAMES
P S 5
GPU OVERLOAD
P S 5
WATCH IT EXPLOOOOOOOOOODE!!!
NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM
(NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM)
NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM
(NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM)
THERE IS NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM!
(NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM)
NO GAMES ON MY SYSTEM!
NO GAMES FROMY SONY
NO GAMES ON THE SWITCH
NO GAMES FROM XBOX
NO GAMES ON PC
THERE ARE NO GAMES
YET YOU BOUGHT ITTTTTTTT
I WANT YOU TO PAY FOR ME
THERE ARE NO GAMES
YOU BOUGHT IT
THERE ARE NO GAMES
YOU BOUGHT IT
THERE ARE NO GAMES
YOU BOUGHT IT
THERE ARE NO GAMES
YOU BOUGHT IT
ALL I WANNA SAY IS SONY NEVER CARED ABOUT US
Shitch has no games, PS5 is the only console out right now with games
YOU GIVE US FORTUNE
YOU GIVE US FAME
EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T GIVE YOU GAMES
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
WERE HALF WAY ZERO
HALF OF ZERO
IS STILL NO GAMES!
>P S 3
>HAS NO GAMES!
>P S 3
>HAS NO GAMES!
>PS3 and it has no games (aauuugh)
>PS3 and it has no games (yeah)
Ganker has shittier taste in music than fucking Ganker does
dadrock is way better than kpopshit and kanye
plebs
imagine browsing Gankermble rap unironically.
>AIN'T GOT NO GAMES
>THIS SLOP IS A REAL BORE
>AIN'T GOT NO GAMES
>JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE
>You know I preordered a PS3 remaster
>I got the digital deluxe edition
>I'm gonna call you a hater
>I'll cope by saying "it's good with a friend", my friend
>AIN'T GOT NO GAMES
>THE NEW BUGS MAKE BEATING IT A CHORE
>AIN'T GOT NO GAMES
>JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE
in totally unrelated news my 6 year old daughter thinks this is the best song ever
>TWO YEARS IN AND IT SEEMS TO ME
>A SLOWER ROLLOUT THAN THE PS3
>AND IF THEY TAKE TOO LONG
>I'LL JUST REPLAY PERSONA 5
>NOW AND THEN AT A SNAIL'S PACE
>THEY'LL PUT OUT A GAME THAT'S SLIGHTLY BASED
>BUT IF I PLAY TOO LONG
>MY DUALSENSE WILL SURELY DIE
>SNOYS AND GOYS
>THAT'S RIGHT
>GET OUTTA MY WAYYYY
>DON'T WANNA BUY NONE OF YOUR REMAKES TODAYYYY
SAY HIS NAME Ganker
That's six syllables, the actual line has five.