>Not Dan Southworth >Not the OG Shadow VA
While not perfect it's a great choice, at least it wasn't Pattinson. I really hope Keanu gets a hold on Sonic Adventure 2 and the following memes around Shadow
i haven't seen any john wick movies, for me this guy will always be neo, back in the day I would watch the matrix every day and keep the vhs case with me, it was holographic so was fricking cool
is it a good movie though?
1st movie is good its pretty much just nonstop ass beating action and gun fights, 2nd movie i barely remember i couldn't tell you why and 3rd movie...well I liked the library scene right at the start of the movie lol
They are dumb fun action movies for the sake of being dumb fun action movies, nothing more nothing less.
If you like dumb fun action then they are good movies.
They are like hotline miami but in movie form. Its about the protagonist raiding dens full of gangster and killing them all with tools he finds on the spot aside the shitty pistol he brings sometimes.
It's not like James Marsden is any better, with the recent news regarding defending likewise pedos in Hollywood and all. Won't be surprise if they fade him out of the next movie because of it; maybe kill him off?
It would make more sense to just slowly phase out the humans for a while after this film. I really want to explore that wider galaxy they've been teasing since the first film. I'm praying we actually get a movie where sonic acts like sonic and not like movie sonic.
1 month ago
Anonymous
is jim carrey confirmed back for this one?
1 month ago
Anonymous
been confirmed since the first teaser trailer
1 month ago
Anonymous
confirmed back and in the fat suit
uhh based?
1 month ago
Anonymous
confirmed back and in the fat suit
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yes and they've finally put him in a fat suit according to the trailer at Cinema Con
1 month ago
Anonymous
yes
It's not like James Marsden is any better, with the recent news regarding defending likewise pedos in Hollywood and all. Won't be surprise if they fade him out of the next movie because of it; maybe kill him off?
I never denied that the the movie industry was full of pedos. Anyone who goes to the movie theater and thinks their money isn't going towards raping children is fricking moronic
1 month ago
Anonymous
Jim Carrey enjoyed the role, enjoys money, and doing Shadow without Eggman makes no sense. Of course he is back.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I wonder who's going to take over for Carrey once he leaves though. It's clear he's not in it for the long-haul. Who'll be the main villain after he leaves? Stone? Metal Sonic? Chaos? Someone entirely new?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Sage
1 month ago
Anonymous
or it could just be a solid trilogy instead of overstaying its welcome
1 month ago
Anonymous
This
I hope Stone. The actor seems like a genuine guy that loves his job, and plays his role very well. He was one of my favorites in both movies.
[...]
This is a corporation we're talking about. They squeeze everything dry. Let's just hope the autism is channelled into productive passion for as long as possible.
>corporation
Not everything is a tinfoil conspiracy. Sega is basically freeloading as a company, weights next to nothing in games and the movie studio isn't big at all.
>Still no Sonic Boom S3
1 month ago
Anonymous
This
[...] >corporation
Not everything is a tinfoil conspiracy. Sega is basically freeloading as a company, weights next to nothing in games and the movie studio isn't big at all.
>Still no Sonic Boom S3
The Paramount producer said like a week ago that they want the Sonic movies to be "Avengers level events" so they're definitely in it for as long as possible. It should have ended with 3 movies but it's going to keep going until sales decline.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>The Paramount producer said like a week ago that they want the Sonic movies to be "Avengers level events"
That's such a chink take he should be hired at Lionsgate
1 month ago
Anonymous
To be fair they're already small-scale Avengers events in a post-capeshit movie era.
1 month ago
Anonymous
If it means Sonic 3 can be 180 minutes I'll take it.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>3hr movie
Colossal redflag. 2hr10min was already too much
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yeah, that's not gonna happen in the modern movie landscape, it's gonna be milked to death until it can no longer rake in any cash to cover for its budget.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I hope Stone. The actor seems like a genuine guy that loves his job, and plays his role very well. He was one of my favorites in both movies.
or it could just be a solid trilogy instead of overstaying its welcome
This is a corporation we're talking about. They squeeze everything dry. Let's just hope the autism is channelled into productive passion for as long as possible.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Nah, they'll never get rid of the humans; too much of a draw-in for the uber-normie market. I do think they're going to phase out of Sonic's adoptive family eventually though, with the recent Marsden controversy being a potentially major underlying factor. Maybe they'll do more with the stupid cop sidekick or the young black girl who's on the wife's side of the family? Who knows.
I was in that shit for about 3 years recently, and only got out once Babyface had that embarrasing rant anbout Starfield. That had a domino effect on me.
After seeing Eric July jump in to protect that living basedjak i lost all interest in his mediocre self-insert comic. Hell, it made me realize how hyper political and obnoxious he is about libertarianism and anarcho-capitalism (a combo like that is insufferable). I wouldn't have heard about him or his comic if it weren't for the anti-woke shitstorm surrounding The Last of Us 2. Without the culture war, he wouldn't be in business. That's when I realized I want buying into his crap because I was interested in the story or world, but because he's charismatic and said the right buzzwords.
Don't even get me started on that movement's obsession with Star Wars. I'm still seeing new video essays pop up about the sequel trilogy despite them being ten years old now. Those grifters NEED their enemies to fail in order to prosper. If Disney stopped fricking up tomorrow, they'd be out of a job. If your success relies on another's failure, is it really your success?
>If Disney stopped fricking up tomorrow, they'd be out of a job. If your success relies on another's failure, is it really your success?
No, as you've already said, they're just toxic grifters and that's how they make their money; they'll just latch onto something else instead.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Movie Sonic isn't meant to be like Game Sonic at all - that's the point.
the actress is a white girl with blonde hair who literally sat on her actor chair in a body bag you don quixote moron.
You people love to be mad at things regardless of whether they are real or not.
No amount of contrarianism will make me dislike Keanu. Would have personally preferred if they cast Jason (or David Humphrey) but if they had to get a celebrity this is quality
>How the frick are they hitting a homerun on every casting choice.
By actually making a movie meant to appeal to people who like the already-very-games and not radically change the source material because some executive high on benzos said so (a shocking concept to most movie production teams)
>deliberately enters Sonic thread >spews culture war shit for no reason >gets mad when he's corrected
Go back to whatever Ganker shitposting thread you came from
Yeah but at least I wont sit on my deathbed knowing I wasted my life getting mad at things I made up in my head. There is a hell, and its of your own making. Luckily, you deserve to be in it.
God, I hate the culture war. It's nothing but terminally online nerds spewing politically adjacent takes because they're mad that their capeshit isn't 100% how they wanted. I'm glad it's in decline.
Have you seen that bald baby b***h about pronouns in Starfield as if that was that shitheap's biggest problem? Imagine forcing yourself to play that boring piece of crap because you want to find stuff to get mad at.
Exhibit A:
[...]
Culture Warriors and political minds in general need enemies to fight to validate their petty existences. Nobody bought up the couple until (you) did.
If you start this culture war bullshit here ever again after
No amount of contrarianism will make me dislike Keanu. Would have personally preferred if they cast Jason (or David Humphrey) but if they had to get a celebrity this is quality
[...]
We already have our casting for Maria, moron
, I will find and kill everyone related to you. Stop coming into threads for shit you have no actual interest in - we knew who was playing Maria for MONTHS, well before Shadow's VA was ever even announced.
>I hope thing gets worse because you called me out
So you admit its not about stopping things getting worse. It's about having something to b***h about, and seeing people you don't like or who slight you in some perceived way suffer.
You are completely lacking in morals. You're not the good guy. Obtain some self reflection.
Are you currently b***hing about how you can't coom to the new Star Wars game with your left hand and jerking off to the "BASED AND CHAD EASTERN" Stellar Blade?
Imagine being that loser.
Imagine having politics live rent free in your head so much you can't see your own hypocrisy whenever you talk about politics in media.
Imagine getting all of your opinions on entertainment from talking heads on YouTube.
Imagine hating liberals yet allowing them to live rent free in your head so much that you make up worst case scenarios to mald at.
Holy shit.
Culture warriors are all just Kazuya clones, aren't they?
Don't post that pic here, don't remind me. I literally dropped that manga during that arc. Holy shit, Hawaiians was a fricking terrible story arc. What a mistake.
>mfw I used to be kneedeep in that shit in college.
Times like this I grew out of that phase. Looking back, watching all those gamergate grifters back then unironically was embarrassing.
I was in that shit for about 3 years recently, and only got out once Babyface had that embarrasing rant anbout Starfield. That had a domino effect on me.
After seeing Eric July jump in to protect that living basedjak i lost all interest in his mediocre self-insert comic. Hell, it made me realize how hyper political and obnoxious he is about libertarianism and anarcho-capitalism (a combo like that is insufferable). I wouldn't have heard about him or his comic if it weren't for the anti-woke shitstorm surrounding The Last of Us 2. Without the culture war, he wouldn't be in business. That's when I realized I want buying into his crap because I was interested in the story or world, but because he's charismatic and said the right buzzwords.
Don't even get me started on that movement's obsession with Star Wars. I'm still seeing new video essays pop up about the sequel trilogy despite them being ten years old now. Those grifters NEED their enemies to fail in order to prosper. If Disney stopped fricking up tomorrow, they'd be out of a job. If your success relies on another's failure, is it really your success?
Yeah. I just remembered Sweet Baby inc.
Even though they controversy was short lived, they'll drag it out like both sides did Gamergate. Hell, they called it Gamergate 2.0. Maybe W.B.? Maybe that new Fallout show because the actress isn't an exaggerated waifu?
It's a forever war straight out of 1984. As long as a community has a perceived external enemy, they won't see how worthless their fights are.
Wanna win against politics? Ignore it. Focus on what you can immediately change and what matters to you. Whatever Disney or someone does or says doesn't change the fact we have to wake up for work tomorrow. Foreign wars don't matter to you because you have bills to pay now. Some bullshit some celebrity says on Twitter isn't direct slander to you. You aren't owed good entertainment, and if you don't like it then you move on. The YouTubers you watch do not know you and only want your eyeballs for ad revenue
Go to the gym. Drink water. Turn off the phone and keep a healthy distance from social media and the news. Read a physical book (Three Body Problem is good). Literally and metaphorically touch grass. Once you talk to real people, you'll notice that nobody gives a shit about video games characters not being sexy enough (yes. That's the new thing they're campaigning on.) or the new issue of the week.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>metaphorically touch grass
I still don't know what this means.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It's zoomerspeak for getting off the Internet and interacting with the outside world. I fricking love it. It works as such a great insult. >"Go touch some grass you frickin pinko."
1 month ago
Anonymous
>It doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things bro, so just let it go! >You aren't owed good entertainment, so don't complain about the garbage there is! >lists shit off like it's that fricking meme life plan image where you're supposed to buy a house at like fricking 20 >makes his big epic touch grass comment on fricking Ganker
cool, have a nice day ser newbie
1 month ago
Anonymous
(You) could be touching grass, but you decided to be a homosexual on 4chon.
whoa!
I'm saying that we gotta take the normiepill. The average joe lives on blissful ignorance to all of our dumb Internet drama. They are free from cringe. They live their lives.
Maybe I'm just maturing a bit. IDK.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Blissful Ignorance is still Ignorance Annon.
I'd rather know the truth than live a comfy lie. Knowing the truth is how we can truly fix problems.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm tired, sir. I'm tired of the yelling. I'm tired of the bickering. I'm tired of the debating. I'm tired of the raging. I'm tired of being tiring.
Aren't you tired, too? These culture wars do not build. They are steered by parasites that leech off each other's fat in some kind of ouroborous.
"Woke this." "Nazi that."
Two sides of the same coin. Our petty squabbles will never "save" entertainment or culture. There's nothing to "save." Things change. People change. Star Wars is falling now, just as skateboarding did. No empire is immortal, just look at mighty Rome.
What can the little man like you and me do? Live. Live out little lives as best we can. We aren't immortal, so we can't waste our time debating another man's legacy while neglecting our own. What trees have we planted? What stories can we tell? What wisdom can guide our descendents and peers? Vindictive contemporary politics will rob you of the time and soul dedicated to finding your own answers to those questions.
Sir, I'm tired of not living my life. Now excuse me while I touch some grass.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Frick man, this is deep. I agree with this completely. It's time to live my life, figure this shit out and touch some grass.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Taking the normiepill just makes things much worse than what you want to believe, i tried it and believe me, it's literally just like the old quote "The remedy is worse than the disease".
The lying on both sides, the energy spent on listening to literal empty opinions, the whole "walking on eggshells" so they don't aggro on you, wasting energy on learning the latest normie "current-thing" trend... Now that's what i call tiresome.
The normiepill just makes things worse, once you see the abyss for what it is, there is no turning back no matter how hard you try.
The good thing about this situation is that a person can literally appreciate pure, unfiltered truth for what it is.
If i had the chance to be confronted by the choice of either having the "good normie life" or learn more truths, i would still pick the truth.
1 month ago
Anonymous
(You) could be touching grass, but you decided to be a homosexual on 4chon.
whoa!
>all these deleted post and their contents
The people who have a hate boner for Sonic are worse than the fanbase itself. Calm down and play a video game or something. It's just a cartoon rat, it can't hurt you.
>NOOOO CELEBRITY HIRES ARE CANCER!! HIRE REAL VAS INSTEAD!!! >....OMG IS THAT LE HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS 100 KEANU?!?!? OMG BASEDBASEDBASED THANK YOU HOLLYWOOD!!
Aoi Yuuki is a traitor who said she'd marry Sonic and provide for Shadow. I would marry AND provide for Shadow. I don't care about b***hnic the Cuckhog. Only making Shadow happy.
I haven't seen the first two sonic movies, I just think they look incredibly cringe and gay, really wish they made an animated Sonic movie instead. Are they worth watching?
Be popular and be somewhat decent. That's it. Maybe some memorable phrases like"you're breathtaking" that was overused by redditors, but that's it.
Anon there just wants to be contrarian
It's because it's gotten to the point of "The Internet's Hate Machine" that it has mostly mellowed out; but some people exaggerate it to still give off that look and other people believing it.
So, who's going to be the final boss of the movie?
Most likely Bio. The others might ruin most of the audience's suspension of disbelief.
It's because it's gotten to the point of "The Internet's Hate Machine" that it has mostly mellowed out; but some people exaggerate it to still give off that look and other people believing it.
[...]
Most likely Bio. The others might ruin most of the audience's suspension of disbelief.
If they want to show Shadow's origin, Black Doom is essential. Biolizard is just a mindless monster and wouldn't really work as the true villain.
black doom requires a shadow centric movie, this movie looks strongly of SA2, so if they really want to be cheeky with it they could make chaos the big bad of the movie by fusing both the SA1 version of chaos with biolizards backstory.
The question I still have since Sonic 2 is: >what happened to the Echidnas?
If Knuckles is the last of his tribe, I mean, I doubt the wounded Longclaw was able to kill all of them. I think it could be Chaos, and he might be alluded to in Knuckles.
Nah, Black Doom is sequel material, too much for a two-hour movie that's already attempting to introduce and establish Shadow with his backstory and all.
It should be Biolizard; it's a solid throw-away villain that won't have any major effect on the general narrative moving forward and provides a solid excuse for Shadow to switch sides and team up with Sonic & co.
What'll most likely happen is they'll do Biolizard first to help ease people into the more insane stuff; and then introduce Doom later. From the audience's perspective, it'd make more sense instead of going "Boom, aliens" right away.
Doesn't necessarily need to be any of these, it could just be whatever Gerald cooked up to get his revenge, like a superweapon or something
[...]
If they want to show Shadow's origin, Black Doom is essential. Biolizard is just a mindless monster and wouldn't really work as the true villain.
I've seen some talk about the idea of saving Black Doom for either a Shadow spinoff or for a future Thanos-level threat. Either way I think it's too early to whip him out.
It's Shadow. They aren't having a twist/surprise villain at the end. Shadow and Sonic fight, Sonic, Tails, Knux and Stone are killed in the fighting, Shadow is going to put the final emerald into the Eclipse Cannon, but he finally remembers what Maria said and how much he fricked up. Him and Eggman decide to use the Chaos Emeralds to reverse time using the Eclipse Cannon reactor. Shadow goes Super and pushes the Ark reverse around the Earth like it's Superman the Movie. This causes time to rewind and Shadow stops himself from killing everyone.
Sorry man, they are saving Amy for the next one. She's in the stinger at the end. Eggman also reveals that Shadow traveling in time gave him a most wonderful idea and it also shows Metal Sonic blueprints on his screen.
[...]
Because he actually likes and respects Stone. Also HE wants to kill Sonic to prove he is better than him. Shadow getting the kill proves nothing.
Is this just based on the leaked storyboards or did I miss something. I dont remember Amy being teased
Honestly sounds kino having Shadow simply win over the heroes amd straight-up kill them. This also explains the storyboard animatic better than anything I've seen, so I could potentially see this being the case. Nice fanfic if you're just bullshitting us, though.
It's fake.
SEGA doesn't have very many hard and fast rules for 3rd party Sonic depictions, but the two they really stick to are
1.) Sonic can't be in a relationship.
2.) Sonic can't die.
I'm pretty sure Paramount is a lot less bound to the "mandates" than anyone under Sega's umbrella. They even acknowledged that Sonic briefly died in 06 not that long ago, so I don't think they're that strict.
I wanted Hayden Christensen myself but this might not be the worst casting. no matter what anyone says this is still less moronic then making chris pratt mariod4hhs
It's been a while since I have seen so much samegay shilling in one thread. Here's a game, count the number of times you see "culture war" then try to remember the last time anyone on Ganker used that term.
Sorry man, they are saving Amy for the next one. She's in the stinger at the end. Eggman also reveals that Shadow traveling in time gave him a most wonderful idea and it also shows Metal Sonic blueprints on his screen.
Why would Eggman want to turn back time?
Because he actually likes and respects Stone. Also HE wants to kill Sonic to prove he is better than him. Shadow getting the kill proves nothing.
Why exactly do that not just use the VA's that voice them in the games? I don't even know who Shadow's VA was/is? Unless his old VA's are retired or dead.
His VA in Sonic Adventures 02 was really good. I figured he's had multiple VA's over the years, I heard his voice in Sonic Prime and it wasn't bad.
Koji Yusa is Shadow's Japanese voice actor from 2001 - current. He also does gay porn audio CDs.
As for English, David Humphrey voiced him from 2001 - 2004. Jason Griffith from 2005 - 2009. Kirk Thornton from 2010 - current. Shadow's voice actor in Sonic Prime was Ian Hanlin.
So, they couldn't get Kirk Thornton or Ian Hanlin to voice Shadow? It had to be an A list celebrity. I'm guessing that's just marketing to sell more tickets? Does Keanu even sound good as Shadow?
So, they couldn't get Kirk Thornton or Ian Hanlin to voice Shadow? It had to be an A list celebrity. I'm guessing that's just marketing to sell more tickets? Does Keanu even sound good as Shadow?
Kirk's Shadow is fricking terrible. I could get behind Ian Hanlin though. Best Shadow VA we've had in years.
>Movie won't have Rouge or Amy >Movie will predominantly feature le heckin wholesome black women >"Donut Lord" >Very likely going to be under 2 hours
I don't know if I wanna spend movie theater ticket money to go see this.
We know from the Black Arms name is being used for the Knuckles series villains due to some storyboard leaks.
Also, reminded that these are the games Paramount might be limited to.
It feels like it could be next. We know from the story board leaks that Shadow rewinds time using the Ark. What if they make it so Silver comes back to the past while chasing after Melphis/Iblis. >We finally defeated that monstrosity, but it disappeared through a time rift. I sense that same disturbance all over you, explain yourself!
>another "chris pratt as mario" >no this time its ok because the internet tells me to like him 🙂
I'm sure you cant wait to hear his lazy, borderline slurring voice undercut every single line
DISGUSTING BLACK CREATURES GET OUT OF MY SIGHT
NO YOU'RE A DISGUSTING BLACK CREATURE!
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Based Keanu
>Not Dan Southworth
>Not the OG Shadow VA
While not perfect it's a great choice, at least it wasn't Pattinson. I really hope Keanu gets a hold on Sonic Adventure 2 and the following memes around Shadow
Underrated. Extremely
ahaha frick
Beautiful
>Sonic 3 is just John Wick 1 but instead of a dog dying its Maria instead
kino
Actually kino concept.
love it, but can they kill a child as the inciting incident?
i haven't seen any john wick movies, for me this guy will always be neo, back in the day I would watch the matrix every day and keep the vhs case with me, it was holographic so was fricking cool
is it a good movie though?
1st movie is good its pretty much just nonstop ass beating action and gun fights, 2nd movie i barely remember i couldn't tell you why and 3rd movie...well I liked the library scene right at the start of the movie lol
first one is good, second and third are okay. the fourth is an bearable slog because the movie is way too long
They are dumb fun action movies for the sake of being dumb fun action movies, nothing more nothing less.
If you like dumb fun action then they are good movies.
They are like hotline miami but in movie form. Its about the protagonist raiding dens full of gangster and killing them all with tools he finds on the spot aside the shitty pistol he brings sometimes.
Also for me he will always be John Constantine.
john wick is a movie about a guy shooting other guys
john wick is neo berserk, but nerfed to morpheus level.
Legit question: Have you seen the new one and if so: what did you think?
for me he's still Bill or Ted or whatever i forget from that Bogus Adventure movie.
>DUDE no WAYYYYYYY
Ted Theodore Logan
>Ted Theodore Logan
based. i always get Bill n' Ted mixed up.
Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.
Maria is a dog, though.
I KNEEL
Absolute cinema
reddit actor
what does this mean
It's a redditor trying to hard to fit in, pay him no mind
Reddit just means "thing I don't like" for people on the left of the bellcurve.
Frick you homosexual John Wick is fun to watch and if you don't think so youre a guaranteed douche bag who thinks it's cool to be contrarian
Ganker actor
what hollypedojewwood actor isnt reddit tier
Christian Slater
Charlie Sheen
Emilio Estevez
Rob Lowe
literally who the frick
>charlie sheen
accused of looking at gay porn of little boys. How is that not reddit?
It's not like James Marsden is any better, with the recent news regarding defending likewise pedos in Hollywood and all. Won't be surprise if they fade him out of the next movie because of it; maybe kill him off?
It would make more sense to just slowly phase out the humans for a while after this film. I really want to explore that wider galaxy they've been teasing since the first film. I'm praying we actually get a movie where sonic acts like sonic and not like movie sonic.
is jim carrey confirmed back for this one?
been confirmed since the first teaser trailer
uhh based?
confirmed back and in the fat suit
Yes and they've finally put him in a fat suit according to the trailer at Cinema Con
yes
I never denied that the the movie industry was full of pedos. Anyone who goes to the movie theater and thinks their money isn't going towards raping children is fricking moronic
Jim Carrey enjoyed the role, enjoys money, and doing Shadow without Eggman makes no sense. Of course he is back.
I wonder who's going to take over for Carrey once he leaves though. It's clear he's not in it for the long-haul. Who'll be the main villain after he leaves? Stone? Metal Sonic? Chaos? Someone entirely new?
Sage
or it could just be a solid trilogy instead of overstaying its welcome
This
>corporation
Not everything is a tinfoil conspiracy. Sega is basically freeloading as a company, weights next to nothing in games and the movie studio isn't big at all.
>Still no Sonic Boom S3
The Paramount producer said like a week ago that they want the Sonic movies to be "Avengers level events" so they're definitely in it for as long as possible. It should have ended with 3 movies but it's going to keep going until sales decline.
>The Paramount producer said like a week ago that they want the Sonic movies to be "Avengers level events"
That's such a chink take he should be hired at Lionsgate
To be fair they're already small-scale Avengers events in a post-capeshit movie era.
If it means Sonic 3 can be 180 minutes I'll take it.
>3hr movie
Colossal redflag. 2hr10min was already too much
Yeah, that's not gonna happen in the modern movie landscape, it's gonna be milked to death until it can no longer rake in any cash to cover for its budget.
I hope Stone. The actor seems like a genuine guy that loves his job, and plays his role very well. He was one of my favorites in both movies.
This is a corporation we're talking about. They squeeze everything dry. Let's just hope the autism is channelled into productive passion for as long as possible.
Nah, they'll never get rid of the humans; too much of a draw-in for the uber-normie market. I do think they're going to phase out of Sonic's adoptive family eventually though, with the recent Marsden controversy being a potentially major underlying factor. Maybe they'll do more with the stupid cop sidekick or the young black girl who's on the wife's side of the family? Who knows.
>If Disney stopped fricking up tomorrow, they'd be out of a job. If your success relies on another's failure, is it really your success?
No, as you've already said, they're just toxic grifters and that's how they make their money; they'll just latch onto something else instead.
Movie Sonic isn't meant to be like Game Sonic at all - that's the point.
You sound like this movie isn't about anyone but humans
Jim Carrey "final" movie will be Sonic 3 ft Shadow. Let that sink in
Mel Gibson
mel gibson should be the voice of shadow
Clint Howard
the actress is a white girl with blonde hair who literally sat on her actor chair in a body bag you don quixote moron.
You people love to be mad at things regardless of whether they are real or not.
No amount of contrarianism will make me dislike Keanu. Would have personally preferred if they cast Jason (or David Humphrey) but if they had to get a celebrity this is quality
We already have our casting for Maria, moron
uoh
i want to marry her
anon thats an irl child not a e-girl waifu
we are going to run away somewhere, no one will stop our love
ToT
>They nailed the Maria too
How the frick are they hitting a homerun on every casting choice.
>They nailed the Maria too
I'd like to nail M-
ah you get the idea.
>How the frick are they hitting a homerun on every casting choice.
By actually making a movie meant to appeal to people who like the already-very-games and not radically change the source material because some executive high on benzos said so (a shocking concept to most movie production teams)
They didn't nail it with Shadow though; Keanu just can't act and Cyberpunk 2077 was the final nail in the coffin that cemented this.
sex
she is 13
A bit on the older side, but hey no ones perfect
>What if John Wick was Shadow?
I can't tell if this is a based choice or a cringe choice
>deliberately enters Sonic thread
>spews culture war shit for no reason
>gets mad when he's corrected
Go back to whatever Ganker shitposting thread you came from
get ready for peak cinema
keanu is a bad actor just like dwayne johnson
He is just moronic, he has been cast well a few times though
Refusal to lose with grace is not respectable. and a textbook sign of narcissism. You will die cold and alone.
le wholesome chungus guy or Anakin voices do not fit Shadow at all, never understood people asking for them
Yeah but at least I wont sit on my deathbed knowing I wasted my life getting mad at things I made up in my head. There is a hell, and its of your own making. Luckily, you deserve to be in it.
Sonic is for furgays and mother frickers but that’s cool he is in the game I wonder if he knows what the fandom is like?
You're a god damn moron
Go on, explain how I'm the moron here.
Johnny Shadowhand chungus
>Wake the frick up samurai.
God, I hate the culture war. It's nothing but terminally online nerds spewing politically adjacent takes because they're mad that their capeshit isn't 100% how they wanted. I'm glad it's in decline.
Have you seen that bald baby b***h about pronouns in Starfield as if that was that shitheap's biggest problem? Imagine forcing yourself to play that boring piece of crap because you want to find stuff to get mad at.
Exhibit A:
Culture Warriors and political minds in general need enemies to fight to validate their petty existences. Nobody bought up the couple until (you) did.
If you start this culture war bullshit here ever again after
, I will find and kill everyone related to you. Stop coming into threads for shit you have no actual interest in - we knew who was playing Maria for MONTHS, well before Shadow's VA was ever even announced.
>I hope thing gets worse because you called me out
So you admit its not about stopping things getting worse. It's about having something to b***h about, and seeing people you don't like or who slight you in some perceived way suffer.
You are completely lacking in morals. You're not the good guy. Obtain some self reflection.
for pretending you don't want it to happen you sure do seem willing to lie down and accept it as an inevitability
>I know Chaos Control.
WE'RE SO BLACK*
go back to b***hing about liberals with Drinker and his shitty Tom Clancy rip off book. The shitty Star Wars trilogy was a decade ago. Grow up.
Shadow force you to kill your fav cow and frick it.
Will we see Longclaw?
She's long confirmed dead, so unless it's a flashback, it's very unlikely
Wholesome Keanu chungus
> Keanu Reeves trying so hard to escape his nice guy public persona.
Nah. He is both edgy and badass yet wholesome 100 at the same time. What a chad.
please don't let sonic team anywhere near this project ︶︹︶
They've been involved since Movie 1...............
you should really just have a nice day if you're this misanthropic
Are you currently b***hing about how you can't coom to the new Star Wars game with your left hand and jerking off to the "BASED AND CHAD EASTERN" Stellar Blade?
>Shadow is guaranteed to pull a gun
Fortnite movie when?
>making up scenarios to get mad at
thats the culture war for you. i bet he fumes at disney princess movies he would have never watched at the first place
when i saw this i assumed it was fake
it's based as hell tho. probably the sickest thing they could have done
I haven't laughed this hard in months.
Kudos, chode weasel.
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Rouge will either not be in it or her breasts will be nerfed so I do not care.
>it was all one guy
kek
Imagine being that loser.
Imagine having politics live rent free in your head so much you can't see your own hypocrisy whenever you talk about politics in media.
Imagine getting all of your opinions on entertainment from talking heads on YouTube.
Imagine hating liberals yet allowing them to live rent free in your head so much that you make up worst case scenarios to mald at.
Holy shit.
Culture warriors are all just Kazuya clones, aren't they?
Don't post that pic here, don't remind me. I literally dropped that manga during that arc. Holy shit, Hawaiians was a fricking terrible story arc. What a mistake.
Is this where the guy gets a boner in the pool while crying and imagining himself getting cucked?
Usually is. The culture war bullshit really rots some peoples brains.
>mfw I used to be kneedeep in that shit in college.
Times like this I grew out of that phase. Looking back, watching all those gamergate grifters back then unironically was embarrassing.
You became mentally ill self hating homosexual like all you mayocels are now lel
>Non liberal whites still hate themselves more than other races
KEK
*I'm glad I grew out of that phase.
Good on you for getting out of that shit, its bad for your mind and soul.
I was in that shit for about 3 years recently, and only got out once Babyface had that embarrasing rant anbout Starfield. That had a domino effect on me.
After seeing Eric July jump in to protect that living basedjak i lost all interest in his mediocre self-insert comic. Hell, it made me realize how hyper political and obnoxious he is about libertarianism and anarcho-capitalism (a combo like that is insufferable). I wouldn't have heard about him or his comic if it weren't for the anti-woke shitstorm surrounding The Last of Us 2. Without the culture war, he wouldn't be in business. That's when I realized I want buying into his crap because I was interested in the story or world, but because he's charismatic and said the right buzzwords.
Don't even get me started on that movement's obsession with Star Wars. I'm still seeing new video essays pop up about the sequel trilogy despite them being ten years old now. Those grifters NEED their enemies to fail in order to prosper. If Disney stopped fricking up tomorrow, they'd be out of a job. If your success relies on another's failure, is it really your success?
>If Disney stopped fricking up tomorrow, they'd be out of a job.
Nah, they'd come up with some new boogeyman
Yeah. I just remembered Sweet Baby inc.
Even though they controversy was short lived, they'll drag it out like both sides did Gamergate. Hell, they called it Gamergate 2.0. Maybe W.B.? Maybe that new Fallout show because the actress isn't an exaggerated waifu?
It's a forever war straight out of 1984. As long as a community has a perceived external enemy, they won't see how worthless their fights are.
Wanna win against politics? Ignore it. Focus on what you can immediately change and what matters to you. Whatever Disney or someone does or says doesn't change the fact we have to wake up for work tomorrow. Foreign wars don't matter to you because you have bills to pay now. Some bullshit some celebrity says on Twitter isn't direct slander to you. You aren't owed good entertainment, and if you don't like it then you move on. The YouTubers you watch do not know you and only want your eyeballs for ad revenue
Go to the gym. Drink water. Turn off the phone and keep a healthy distance from social media and the news. Read a physical book (Three Body Problem is good). Literally and metaphorically touch grass. Once you talk to real people, you'll notice that nobody gives a shit about video games characters not being sexy enough (yes. That's the new thing they're campaigning on.) or the new issue of the week.
>metaphorically touch grass
I still don't know what this means.
It's zoomerspeak for getting off the Internet and interacting with the outside world. I fricking love it. It works as such a great insult.
>"Go touch some grass you frickin pinko."
>It doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things bro, so just let it go!
>You aren't owed good entertainment, so don't complain about the garbage there is!
>lists shit off like it's that fricking meme life plan image where you're supposed to buy a house at like fricking 20
>makes his big epic touch grass comment on fricking Ganker
cool, have a nice day ser newbie
I'm saying that we gotta take the normiepill. The average joe lives on blissful ignorance to all of our dumb Internet drama. They are free from cringe. They live their lives.
Maybe I'm just maturing a bit. IDK.
Blissful Ignorance is still Ignorance Annon.
I'd rather know the truth than live a comfy lie. Knowing the truth is how we can truly fix problems.
I'm tired, sir. I'm tired of the yelling. I'm tired of the bickering. I'm tired of the debating. I'm tired of the raging. I'm tired of being tiring.
Aren't you tired, too? These culture wars do not build. They are steered by parasites that leech off each other's fat in some kind of ouroborous.
"Woke this." "Nazi that."
Two sides of the same coin. Our petty squabbles will never "save" entertainment or culture. There's nothing to "save." Things change. People change. Star Wars is falling now, just as skateboarding did. No empire is immortal, just look at mighty Rome.
What can the little man like you and me do? Live. Live out little lives as best we can. We aren't immortal, so we can't waste our time debating another man's legacy while neglecting our own. What trees have we planted? What stories can we tell? What wisdom can guide our descendents and peers? Vindictive contemporary politics will rob you of the time and soul dedicated to finding your own answers to those questions.
Sir, I'm tired of not living my life. Now excuse me while I touch some grass.
Frick man, this is deep. I agree with this completely. It's time to live my life, figure this shit out and touch some grass.
Taking the normiepill just makes things much worse than what you want to believe, i tried it and believe me, it's literally just like the old quote "The remedy is worse than the disease".
The lying on both sides, the energy spent on listening to literal empty opinions, the whole "walking on eggshells" so they don't aggro on you, wasting energy on learning the latest normie "current-thing" trend... Now that's what i call tiresome.
The normiepill just makes things worse, once you see the abyss for what it is, there is no turning back no matter how hard you try.
The good thing about this situation is that a person can literally appreciate pure, unfiltered truth for what it is.
If i had the chance to be confronted by the choice of either having the "good normie life" or learn more truths, i would still pick the truth.
(You) could be touching grass, but you decided to be a homosexual on 4chon.
whoa!
Same here.
holy fricking shit you're pathetic. I thought I was a terminally online fricking loser.
>All these deleted posts
Alright, what matter of moronation did I miss?
complete fricking loser says stupid shit, gets called out, throws huge tantrum, sore loser, probably banned for being underage
some dude addicted to the "Culture War" raged against self-made strawmen about the "Woke" (what a stupid term) and got shit on by Ganker of all places
an unironic incel bringing some culture war shit to a thread that didn't need it. I'm not kidding, I don't use the term "Incel" lightly
>redditshadow
go back
>redditbob upvopants
>still refuses to go back
Keanu can't voice act, he just can't EMOTE. They shoud've reached out to Bale or Griffith.
Perfect casting
>all these deleted post and their contents
The people who have a hate boner for Sonic are worse than the fanbase itself. Calm down and play a video game or something. It's just a cartoon rat, it can't hurt you.
Should've been Hayden Christensen
I agree, Hayden sounds like Shadow. That loss of Padme converted into the loss of Maria
Nah
Wake the FRICK up, Hedgehog. We got a city to escape.
Both Sonic movies were dogshit
I don't see Keanu being the type of actor to say taking money from a baby very well. It could be good though
homie why are you so angry, are you some IGN journalist that was a huge fan of Keanu?
>"That "frickin' nobody"... is Shadow the Hedgehog. He once was an associate of ours. They call him "The Ultimate Lifeform."
Meme magic wins again. What're the odds we get a "Nothing personnel, kid?"
>ctrl-f deleted
>19
woohee
Mario bros are in the fricking grave tonight
Keanu chungus gonna have a good time
Reported for being underage. You can be autistic here in a few years.
I never posted basedjak but i think thats the perfect opportunity, you homosexuals.
Wake the frick up, Sonic.
"Racks the Glock"
We got an Eggman to crack.
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>NOOOO CELEBRITY HIRES ARE CANCER!! HIRE REAL VAS INSTEAD!!!
>....OMG IS THAT LE HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS 100 KEANU?!?!? OMG BASEDBASEDBASED THANK YOU HOLLYWOOD!!
>Ban evading
I Don't even like sonic anymore but Shadow is absolute fricking cringekino and if Johnny Silverhand casts as him I will watch it.
The only way they can improve upon this is but changing the voice actor to Jack Garland's voice actor. Hell, make him voice Espio or Jet.
Sonic has the best video game movies and castings
Will Shadow be sexy? I need to know. He's my boyfriend and he needs to frick a human woman self insert on the big screen.
>will shadow be sexy?
Only if the water in the movie is wet.
Post more sexy Shadow right now.
No shadow is ugly
have a nice day
SHADOW IS CUTE!!!!!!
>Claims Shadow is cute
>posts an ugly black rat
Disgusting
Hi there, Aoi Yuki. I didn't know you speak English.
Aoi Yuuki is a traitor who said she'd marry Sonic and provide for Shadow. I would marry AND provide for Shadow. I don't care about b***hnic the Cuckhog. Only making Shadow happy.
I haven't seen the first two sonic movies, I just think they look incredibly cringe and gay, really wish they made an animated Sonic movie instead. Are they worth watching?
Second is worth watching, you can skip the first one.
Literally going to be the best video game adaptation ever.
The prophecy was true... we just couldn't understand it's meaning
ALL HAIL SHADOW, HEROES RISE AGAIN
awwwwwww
You'd be hyping this shit even if they announced he was being voiced by my butt cheeks flapping
I can fap to that. Do not test me.
>"ANOTHER LEDDIT ACTOR IN MY SLOP NOSTALGIA BAIT MOVIE? WE ARE SO BACK BOYS!"
What did Reeves do to start being called "reddit"?
Be popular and be somewhat decent. That's it. Maybe some memorable phrases like"you're breathtaking" that was overused by redditors, but that's it.
Anon there just wants to be contrarian
It's so weird how Gankerners want everything that exists to be either trannies or reddit.
It's because it's gotten to the point of "The Internet's Hate Machine" that it has mostly mellowed out; but some people exaggerate it to still give off that look and other people believing it.
Most likely Bio. The others might ruin most of the audience's suspension of disbelief.
So, who's going to be the final boss of the movie?
Probably biolizard if they want to stick true to SA2.
If they want to show Shadow's origin, Black Doom is essential. Biolizard is just a mindless monster and wouldn't really work as the true villain.
black doom requires a shadow centric movie, this movie looks strongly of SA2, so if they really want to be cheeky with it they could make chaos the big bad of the movie by fusing both the SA1 version of chaos with biolizards backstory.
The question I still have since Sonic 2 is:
>what happened to the Echidnas?
If Knuckles is the last of his tribe, I mean, I doubt the wounded Longclaw was able to kill all of them. I think it could be Chaos, and he might be alluded to in Knuckles.
It was confirmed that Longclaw did wipe out the Echidnas, with Pachacamac being her final opponent who fatally injured her before dying.
Really?
Will probably be answered in the Knuckles series.
Remember that the second movie combined Sonic 2 and Sonic 3&K, the third movie will likely slap at least one other game into SA2.
Nah, Black Doom is sequel material, too much for a two-hour movie that's already attempting to introduce and establish Shadow with his backstory and all.
It should be Biolizard; it's a solid throw-away villain that won't have any major effect on the general narrative moving forward and provides a solid excuse for Shadow to switch sides and team up with Sonic & co.
What'll most likely happen is they'll do Biolizard first to help ease people into the more insane stuff; and then introduce Doom later. From the audience's perspective, it'd make more sense instead of going "Boom, aliens" right away.
But anon, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles are aliens.
That is true, but the audience would probably expect more furry aliens rather than Black "Had too strong of a lemon" Doom
>Black Doom had to learn to speak telepathically because his mouth was permanently puckered by a space lemon
>Biolizard
> mindless monster
Nah, there was nothing mindless about that salty shit head teleporting to the front of the ark to careen it down to Earth
Biolizard should be the boss if they're not moronic, but watch it be Perfect Chaos.
Doesn't necessarily need to be any of these, it could just be whatever Gerald cooked up to get his revenge, like a superweapon or something
I've seen some talk about the idea of saving Black Doom for either a Shadow spinoff or for a future Thanos-level threat. Either way I think it's too early to whip him out.
>a future Thanos-level threat
That would be far more suited for Solaris or Dark Gaia.
It's Shadow. They aren't having a twist/surprise villain at the end. Shadow and Sonic fight, Sonic, Tails, Knux and Stone are killed in the fighting, Shadow is going to put the final emerald into the Eclipse Cannon, but he finally remembers what Maria said and how much he fricked up. Him and Eggman decide to use the Chaos Emeralds to reverse time using the Eclipse Cannon reactor. Shadow goes Super and pushes the Ark reverse around the Earth like it's Superman the Movie. This causes time to rewind and Shadow stops himself from killing everyone.
Why would Eggman want to turn back time?
Is this just based on the leaked storyboards or did I miss something. I dont remember Amy being teased
Honestly sounds kino having Shadow simply win over the heroes amd straight-up kill them. This also explains the storyboard animatic better than anything I've seen, so I could potentially see this being the case. Nice fanfic if you're just bullshitting us, though.
It's fake.
SEGA doesn't have very many hard and fast rules for 3rd party Sonic depictions, but the two they really stick to are
1.) Sonic can't be in a relationship.
2.) Sonic can't die.
I'm pretty sure Paramount is a lot less bound to the "mandates" than anyone under Sega's umbrella. They even acknowledged that Sonic briefly died in 06 not that long ago, so I don't think they're that strict.
it better be Final Hazard or billions must die
Biolizard with a teaser for Chaos and Doom at the end
Hahahahah this thread deserves its own screencap.
What a miscast.
No, miscasting was not having Jaleel White as Sonic.
What was deleted?
Some moron who got angry at this thread of all threads.
He has to be the "2cool4school" edgelord he was in SA2 or this shit is not going to work
Fricking Keanu? There's a million other VAs that are a better fit.
I wanted Hayden Christensen myself but this might not be the worst casting. no matter what anyone says this is still less moronic then making chris pratt mariod4hhs
What if you morons are getting baited and he's in the movie as literally himself seeing how Sonic namedrops him in the first movie?
Fricking
Kino
It's been a while since I have seen so much samegay shilling in one thread. Here's a game, count the number of times you see "culture war" then try to remember the last time anyone on Ganker used that term.
She's in.
>no rouge or amy
Movie will suck.
>no rouge
good
Neither are necessary
Sorry man, they are saving Amy for the next one. She's in the stinger at the end. Eggman also reveals that Shadow traveling in time gave him a most wonderful idea and it also shows Metal Sonic blueprints on his screen.
Because he actually likes and respects Stone. Also HE wants to kill Sonic to prove he is better than him. Shadow getting the kill proves nothing.
Is the movie PG-13?
^
>muh sexy women are eeeevil
Fricking troons
Clearly saving them for the 4th movie, though I'm more curious about who the next major villain will be after Carrey leaves.
She's the only thing that would get me hyped
why, what is her character
making my dick hard
I can respect that
All I see in my head is Shadow saying Johnny Silverhand lines. I love it.
Why exactly do that not just use the VA's that voice them in the games? I don't even know who Shadow's VA was/is? Unless his old VA's are retired or dead.
His VA in Sonic Adventures 02 was really good. I figured he's had multiple VA's over the years, I heard his voice in Sonic Prime and it wasn't bad.
Koji Yusa is Shadow's Japanese voice actor from 2001 - current. He also does gay porn audio CDs.
As for English, David Humphrey voiced him from 2001 - 2004. Jason Griffith from 2005 - 2009. Kirk Thornton from 2010 - current. Shadow's voice actor in Sonic Prime was Ian Hanlin.
So, they couldn't get Kirk Thornton or Ian Hanlin to voice Shadow? It had to be an A list celebrity. I'm guessing that's just marketing to sell more tickets? Does Keanu even sound good as Shadow?
People hate Kirk Thornton's voice acting and Sonic and Knuckles don't have their game voices either.
Kirk's Shadow is fricking terrible. I could get behind Ian Hanlin though. Best Shadow VA we've had in years.
he honestly doesn't sound bad when he's not voicing shadow kek
>Movie won't have Rouge or Amy
>Movie will predominantly feature le heckin wholesome black women
>"Donut Lord"
>Very likely going to be under 2 hours
I don't know if I wanna spend movie theater ticket money to go see this.
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Here's a better update:
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kino
We know from the Black Arms name is being used for the Knuckles series villains due to some storyboard leaks.
Also, reminded that these are the games Paramount might be limited to.
You have no idea how much I want to see 06 made into a movie. Just for the sheer absurdity of it
It feels like it could be next. We know from the story board leaks that Shadow rewinds time using the Ark. What if they make it so Silver comes back to the past while chasing after Melphis/Iblis.
>We finally defeated that monstrosity, but it disappeared through a time rift. I sense that same disturbance all over you, explain yourself!
sounds like shit. I'm sure consumerist morons will lap it up though because "MUH HECKIN WHOLESOME CELEBDADDY" or something
I will never watch a Hollywood adaptation of a videogame.
>NO, NO, BUT THIS ONE-
I do not care.
Not gonna watch it.
>don't care
>still can't resist the urge to post how much you don't care
Pathetic.
>another "chris pratt as mario"
>no this time its ok because the internet tells me to like him 🙂
I'm sure you cant wait to hear his lazy, borderline slurring voice undercut every single line
We've come full circle. Sort of.
Cast him