>were such terrible unpopular designs that it caused game freak to permanently change their starter design philosophy

>were such terrible unpopular designs that it caused game freak to permanently change their starter design philosophy

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seething much eh? This is your fourth thread anon. It’s almost like your shitty meme isn’t catching on and you’re getting desperate. People overwhelmingly think these are good, especially in comparison to most subsequent starters. It isn’t 2010 leak season anymore.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As shitty as emboar/samurott might be they are still miles better than modern garbage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >573 votes
        Literal who poll lmfao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >posts a compilation of polls where the only competition a Pokemon has is with other Pokemon from its region rather than the entire Pokedex

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cope

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's utterly hilarious about this poll is how it proves almost nobody even likes the water starters period aside from Greninja
          Their rankings are dogshit compared to Fire and Grass

          I'm sure many of us already intuitively understood this but of course watergays would have us believe otherwise

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And even then, I guarantee you Greninja would have lost if it had more competition, it and Sylveon are quite literally the only Gen 6 Pokemon the average person gives a frick about compared to all the other regions, which have plenty of Pokemon people give a frick about due to there being a higher count of Pokemon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im convinced Fire and Fighting are the shonentard types

            >nobody likes water
            >fire is for kids
            grasschads win as usual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watergays have it rough nowadays. Even fire-type Rillaboom is more marketable than the duck

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Rillaboom
              >Marketable
              Whut

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                in contrast to gay duck yeah
                that's how bad it is: you seriously have to wonder the result of a popularity poll between it and chesnaught

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          votes
          Wow Samurott is actually quite popular!

          What's utterly hilarious about this poll is how it proves almost nobody even likes the water starters period aside from Greninja
          Their rankings are dogshit compared to Fire and Grass

          I'm sure many of us already intuitively understood this but of course watergays would have us believe otherwise

          But if you turn that thought around on its head, you can also see in that poll (and others), grass and fire starters have the big flops while water starters are almost always at least moderately popular. That's not a bad look for water starters, compared to how /vp/ likes to push the idea that water starters are just the worst.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, Kalos is pretty popular.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unova starters were so bad that picrel was the most popular unovamon
    Pretty based if the starters weren't this dogshit my bro chandelure wouldn't be so much popular

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoroark being a failed shillmon was the best thing to happen to the unovadex because it allowed all of the new mons to gather support organically and the cream rose to the top

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this dumbass edgy overpowered objectmon is part of the trend of ghost types no longer being ghosts and lazy objects being accepted as "pokemon"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >p-possessions and hauntings of physical objects isn't ghostly because... it just ISN'T, okay???

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But they're where the modern design philosophy began.

    >European royalty
    >Chinese warlord
    >Japanese samurai

    All three have human elements

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So do Gens 3 and 4. It’s Gen 6 when the human themes hijacked the animal inspiration completely changing their bodies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blaziken is from gen 6?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chickens are bipedal. Pangolins, Foxes, and Frogs are not, with those moms looking even more like a human than Blazekin does.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pangolins are not bipedal
            based moron

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fine, I’m a moron. You’re out of your fricking mind by that standard.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hurff dee durr

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Chickens are bipedal
            They also don’t have humanoid arms. What’s your point?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Blazekin’s arms are less humanoid than Delphox’s

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Delphox’s forelimbs are far more like a fox’s than Blaziken’s are like a chicken’s.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But we’re talking about how humanoid they are. Delphox’s arms are much more human like.

                >hurff dee durr

                >it eats with its hands so it’s totally a permanent biped like chesnaught
                Nope

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But we’re talking about how humanoid they are
                Yes and Blaziken is the most humanoid starter in the franchise as

                blaziken denial is so funny every time

                proved.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                With proportions, it’s on par with Delphox and later, but its actual body parts are more different. Like we were just discussing before you shifted, its arms are less human like than Delphox’s, Incineroar’s, and Cinderace’s. Among other parts.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >With proportions, it’s on par with Delphox and later
                No. Delphox just looks like a fox standing up. Greninja just looks like a frog standing up. Blaziken has literal human proportions that don’t even remotely resemble an actual chicken.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that image is falsified

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it ruins his narrative

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Explain how Blaziken's arms aren't humanoid without pointing and saying "this other one does it!"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arms being humanoid is a spectrum, moron. I thought this whole discussion was talking about which was MORE humanoid?
                As for determining which's more humanoid, both match the proportions of that of a human, but that's about it for Blaziken. Delphox's animate like a human swirling a mon, while the closest Blazekin does is punch kinda like a human, but mostly swipes with his claws, which humans don't do. Delphox's also has four fingers without much detail, which allows it to hold a stick like a human, while zooming in and isolating Blaziken's claws make them just seem like a generic monster where it's hard to tell what exactly it is. Delphox's also happen to be way more stylized fur in the shape of witch's rags in a WAY more obvious way than Blaziken's ""bandages"" that just look like the same lines on chicken feet.

                May I conclude by saying this is very nitpick to begin with, as they are both relatively humanoid, but you asked which one is technically closer to looking like a human specifically in the arm department, so here you got me hyper-analyzing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mon
                wand*, apologies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very well sustained and well reasoned anon. Even though I disagreed, I enjoyed reading this and now I have to consolidate my thoughts.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're just finding any excuse to say Blaziken "doesn't count"

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It does, but it count’s less.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Empoleon is literally a french emperor

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the starter war spam lately? Are kids bored today?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon content drought, people are desperate for meaningful new content and now that the Palworld fad is dead, we've gone back to infighting over matters like starters, generations and anime seasons/iterations.
      This will continue until we get enough fuel to last us maybe two weeks at best when the next mainline game is announced on Pokemon Day.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, did Palworld died off already? It was only yesterday that anons were spamming that shit here while shitting on Pokemon 24/7.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, the dropoff happened not too long ago because people naturally played all the game had to offer in its early access state. Palworld on average can now only really pull around the 500k-700k range.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, the dropoff happened not too long ago because people naturally played all the game had to offer in its early access state. Palworld on average can now only really pull around the 500k-700k range.

          still #2 game worldwide on Steam for now

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yup, "for now."
            It's gonna need to be able to churn out constant big updates if it wants to maintain those huge numbers though, or eventually everyone's going to run out of things to do.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, the dropoff happened not too long ago because people naturally played all the game had to offer in its early access state. Palworld on average can now only really pull around the 500k-700k range.

          That's what happens when you finish a game
          and if you don't like that, Pokemon games die 2 days after launch on /vp/ and about 1 week after launch in game if you play em. the rest of threads? Take a wild guess.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      some guy keeps getting btfo so he makes new threads to hide in, where he gets btfo all over again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Serperior is 10/10 and the only bad thing about it is that it's actually really really small so is simply a fan interpretation...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the BW2 trailer shows Serperior is decent sized, nowhere near "really really small"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon are always ridiculously oversized in the animation compared to the actual game

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mechanically BW Serperior was horrendous and nigh unforgivable, although really GayFreak already had a track record of unusable mono-Grass starters. The design itself is passable at worst and that's what makes it's debut unviability even more insulting.

    Samurott has clearly been fixed by its Hisuian form so it was obviously a color and shape issue.

    Emboar was an okay idea broken down into its composite parts with awful execution that appeals to nobody.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    blaziken denial is so funny every time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all literally humans
      wow fire type was a mistake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im convinced Fire and Fighting are the shonentard types

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that almost goes without saying
          grass is for seinenchads

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            *shojogays
            ftfy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Inteleon exists

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      should have used an american woman for emboar

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't help but notice the maker of this only has Blaziken's arms fully-raised
      almost as if it's literally rigged

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just the default pose Creatures modeled each design with, and Infernape's arms are T-Posed as well

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          its legs aren't

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is shit and I claim it for people who love the Gen 5 starters. Emboar is my favorite, he's so cute and I like his moveset

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I like his moveset
      it's the least they could have done for it
      really can chalk it up to powercreep

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bandanas sexo

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >permanently changed

    They were literally the ones who started the design philosophy

    Serperior is the girl, Emboar is muscular, and Samurott is cool

    The only difference is that future gens leaned way more into these archetypes, Delphox is way more of a girl and Greninja tries way harder to appear cool and edgy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon we literally have confirmed interviews that snivy/serperior was the cool starter and oshawott/samurott were intended as a "den mother" (mediator) for the other two

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly they failed.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not entirely.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mediator how? I don't get it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          http://web.archive.org/web/20151022192841/http://contests-club.1up.com/news/how-pokemon-get-made
          >A lot of thought goes into the starter Pokemon and their respective roles, as you'd expect. "Out of the first three Pokemon, we eventually decided that Tsutaja [the Grass type] would be the 'cool' one and Mijumaru [the Water type] would be the 'cute' one," Lee said. "Pokabu wound up being more of the 'sidekick' sort -- clumsy but lovable. He gradually evolves and matures into something a lot more reliable as you play, so it makes the effort to raise him seem pretty worth it, I think."
          >As for Mijumaru and his evolutions, designer Yusuke Ohmura decided to make him the 'den mother' figure looking over the other two starters.
          >"I envisioned something that could get in between those two and stop them whenever they got in a fight," he said.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now, this makes sense in paper

            In practice its fricking terrible

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh. Don't know why, but I'd picture the opposite, like Serperior and Samurott would be the ones clashing

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Part of it is that for all the design elements that I don’t like on Emboar, he has an earnest and friendly face, whereas Serperior is smug and Samurott is dour.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think that's my favorite thing about him. He looks like such a nice guy

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like them for looking animalistic and having variety in body types. Gens 6 and 8 just made EVERHTHING bipedal, eliminating choice on that front.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I like them because they’re all shitty

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer them way more than the shit we got in Gen 7 and 8.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Galar has the worst starters if your not stuck in the early 2010s. Not even Niantic would release those abominations before Hisui and Paldea.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Insane they skipped these and not Unova's and Sinnoh's

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything leading up to the release of SwSh was awful. It was like the perfect storm for all the hate it got, everything was shit. Graphics, cut features, starters, terrible company statements, etc.
        It's crazy to think that everything that could have gone wrong, went wrong.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Galar has the worst starters if your not stuck in the early 2010s
        Which one of the Galar starters can't use its own weapons properly and which one is an obese neckbeard with terrible proportions?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >M-muh made up issues that don't exist to the audience that matters!
          Cope Galarcuck no one likes your ugly starters

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>M-muh made up issues that don't exist
            but enough about the people who whine about gen 8's starters

            Rillaboom

            >can use weapons properly
            >isn't an obese neckbeard
            nope

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >can use weapons properly
              Can't without looking really stupid, so:
              No.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It looks perfectly fine, schizo.

                Rilla would be more likable without the stupid inflatable drum magically attached to its back for no reason.

                >it would be likeable if instead of a monster it was a generic recolored animal
                Play a different series.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Play a different series
                I'll play gen V instead

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                same thing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I take everything back
                BRING ME BACK TO GEN 5
                I HATE THIS TIMELINE

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >drum stuck on back
                >sticks stuck in arms
                >they have to magically grow and shrink
                >has to just stand there with that clunky drumset
                >"fine"
                no it doesn't
                >schizo
                No u, it's literally the same argument you use to shit on Samurott

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                When did starters turn from something you adored and bought the game for to something you couldn't wait to shelf as fast as humanly possible?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                When you became an old man who fails to cope with changing art styles

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kalos

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't agree with that.
                t. furry

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rilla would be more likable without the stupid inflatable drum magically attached to its back for no reason.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Without the drum, then you just have another generic grass monkey, of which there are two others between the Pansage line and Zarude.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just assume he keeps it tangled up in his mane

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I saw a fakemon version that made his chest the drum and I have no idea how that random design was better than what we got

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rillaboom

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The only trio not put in GO yet
        >The only trio not used by any npc in the SV DLC

        Call me a conspiracygay here.

        One of these frickers is getting a regional variant. Mark my words

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          American Football Cinderace with new ability called "Handegg"

          FBI Glowie Inteleon Water/Psychic with new ability called "Psy-Ops"

          Rillaboom looks the same

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I distinctly remember Samurott toy shelfwarming at my local toy store for like long years back then, so I do believe they failed to click with kids.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    last time where all the 3 starters were kino
    only trannies or homosexuals get filtered

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True

      ?si=GoU4c7SpvWak10ha

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >last time where all the 3 starters were kino
      Only the royal snake was kino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK OUT EVERYBODY IT'S A MONSTER

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is the point of this moronic debate, obviously Blaziken is humanoid, there is a huge difference between the first 2/3 fire starters being humanoid and the first 7/8 fire starters being humanoid you massive morons.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We also talk about the design philosophy but never how due to it starter pokemon are have OP feats and abilities they're species can casually do

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny. Gens 1-4 all had really solid starter trios, where even the least good design was still really good. Charmander is my least favourite Kanto starter but he isn't bad, just a bit weak next to Squirtle and Bulbasaur. Same with Totodile, Treecko and Chimchar. The 3rd place award is still 3rd place from 3 top-tier designs.
    Then Gen 5 comes along and completely shits the bed with starters.
    >Snivy is OK I guess but far from a knockout
    >Tepig isn't too bad, but still pretty weak
    >Oshawott and Dewott are actually alright but Samurott completely drops the ball, looking nothing like his predecessors and frankly being an eyesore (and not even having the Blastoise excuse of being designed as part of a separate line first).
    And ever since Gen 5 there's always been a "loser" out of the starters. Gen 6 had Greninja with its grotesque tongue scarf. Gen 7 had Incineroar, which embodies every problem people have with anthromons. Gen 8 had Rillaboom, who to be fair isn't horrendous but is forgettable. And Gen 9...well, frankly Gen 9's starters were terrible all around (Meowscarada is cute but is trying too hard for the furry audience) but Quaquaval is the absolute nadir of starter design, possibly beating Samurott and Greninja for the worst ever.
    It's an issue specific to starters too; overall 'dex quality has remained mostly consistent (5 had some stinkers but also really cool designs like Galvantula) but starters have absolutely nosedived in quality since Unova.

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