What did ConcernedApe mean by this?

What did ConcernedApe mean by this?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He did not

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go into a hobo's tent
    >surprised you get raped

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s showing you all money he scammed out of morons playing his Facebook FarmVille knockoff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude you can dislike this genre and the cutesy uwu culture it breeds but at least compare it to the proper game, it's a harvest moon/rune factory knockoff
      farmville is based around timers and has microtransactions as a design element, stardew doesn't have any MTX, it's more similar to cookie clicker than stardew valley

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gays like that just live to shitpost, they don't have a clue what they're talking about.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao. he knows what stardew valley is. he called it a farmville knockoff to make you mad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's probably the janny waiting for the thread to be 450 posts in again. He probably bait posts too to speed it up.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perchance the moderator is named Clint

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Master bait

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On a semi related note,

    Is there a mod that allows you to make more than two kids?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Powerful arms and legs to CLIMB TREES

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Trees (muh Dik!)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Newest patch kind of made his bait useless. Deluxe bait has a faster catch rate and the crazy bait nabs 3 fish not the chance% of wild baits 2

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can’t I invite my wife to ginger island? Farming infinite starfruit and making millions easily on ginger island sucks when it depletes all my hearts. Penny hates my fricking guts but I’m a millionaire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody likes the heat

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my cute rock-munching wife!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is any character in Stardew Valley actually well written?
    Be honest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, no, it's just a smattering of random lines. Mods can also only make the fluff dialogue better, lest they become the reviled fanfiction.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gus maybe. Dude is just trying to run his tavern and has a dead beat pam to deal with

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say most are. They have a simple function and fulfill it. Being well written doesn't mean being very deep and complex.

      If I had to point some badly written ones, I'd say Alex and Leah for sure. Sam is also kinda sloppy, but isn't criminally so.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pam is one of the more complex characters. Her motivations seem to come from a bit of regret and hopefulness. Other than that maybe the wizard, simply because he has been given more back story than most of the other characters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The old man who was a miner and remembers the town before JojaMart (globalism) sucked the soul from it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of a hard topic to discuss since there's very little actual writing in the game.
      I'd say Haley's de-bimbofication character arc is great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'd say most of them are, not really much to write home about but i don't think there's that many characters who i'd say are badly written specifcally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Penny, because she wants to get fricked and bred by big farmer wiener.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shane is my hubby

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any point in buying the skill books if I already maxed out my skills?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the magnet disappear after a single catch just like regular bait?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >17 days of fall without rain
    I got fish to catch, ape...

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand Linus as a character
    Why can't we build him a house?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's gigacoping.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's committed to the larp.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't want your charity.

      >autosage
      Porque?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I talk like a city slicker
      >I don't understand, why can't you just spend your whole life sucking corporate wiener?
      because I don't want to, homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it's because he's so accustomed to his way of living, he finds joy in essentially being a cave man. Or he might just be

      Because he's gigacoping.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >autosage
    Bros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't want your charity.

      >autosage
      Porque?

      Abib is a subhuman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wanker mods

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Winter is so fricking boring I'm just collecting my animal produce and skipping days for the last week

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you one of those "No Combat" players? Weirdo.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a new thread to piss the janny off even farther

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like that other anon that posts that vidya butt thread. Except Stardew Valley in an actual video game we are not allowed to talk about here for some reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're simply not allowed to post about this game with over 100000 players on the video game board

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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