I do even less, just boil the pasta in salted water and it nothing but that. I do cook proper meals obviously, this is more of a too lazy to do anything else food. Better than snacking on sweets or chips.
I have a really nice imported Italian pasta and it tastes amazing compared to store brands even just by itself.
spaghetti + olive oil + parmesan is just nice. Once had that in front of my uncle and he thought I was a weirdo for eating like that kek but fuck it's tasty
>i've never really been a huge fan of tomato sauces
Make someone eat nothing but pasta + tomato sauce every day for months and that's what is going to happen. Natural distaste for such a simple dish. I still eat it when offered but if given the choice I will pick something else to have along with my pasta
Considering he's a jap and they regularly do shit like substituting a western dish with jap ingredients, such as a hamburger with teriyaki meat. Do you really believe he was served "Spaghetti alla chitarra" or just fucking udon pasta?
To this day I still have no idea why italianshtis act so smug and superior about their cuisine when 90% of it is pasta, olive oil, tomato sauce and cheese
That's not much of an argument. Olive oil is a fantastically healthy oil to use and cook with, tomato sauce is good and cheese used in moderation is good but pasta is pure carb filler like bread. Nothing special there.
>be fatass Amerishart >HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE >don't understand why that makes you look stupid as fuck because you are a dumb burger with the palate of a donkey
[...]
Damn bro, it sucks because I want to understand your argument but it’s really hard to pay attention to third worlders. Can you try not being from an American-obsessed shithole when you post?
>HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE
Well I mean it is.
>>HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE
he forgot the salt and pepper
> you look stupid as fuck because you are a dumb burger
I hate when burgerclaps who don't know anything about food or cooking talk about food and cooking.
1 week ago
Anonymous
are salt and pepper not a key ingredient to a good pasta sauce?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Okay Benito
Obese creatures of dirt
1 week ago
Anonymous
t. helicopter hands
1 week ago
Anonymous
Are salt and pepper not key ingredients to a good pasta sauce?
Rolly polly blobs of failure
1 week ago
Anonymous
why wouldn't you answer a very simple question about the role of salt and pepper in a proper pasta sauce?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Gigantic ball of human waste
1 week ago
Anonymous
like the proper state of uncooked spaghetti, this one is broken.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Are salt and pepper not key ingredients to a good pasta sauce?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Okay Benito
1 week ago
Anonymous
Name one italian food that doesn't contain Cheese, Tomatoes, Olive Oil or Pasta that isn't a dessert.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>moving the goalposts
Must be the most exercise you've had all week, Fatfuck McFatass
1 week ago
Anonymous
>no answer
I win!
1 week ago
Anonymous
>I *huff, huff, wheeze* w-win... *keels over from a stroke*
1 week ago
Anonymous
Still waiting for an answer~
1 week ago
Anonymous
>I...I... AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE *dies of a heart attack*
1 week ago
Anonymous
>when he breaka da pasta too much
Remember me Argentina (white)...
1 week ago
Anonymous
Concession accepted. Thank you for your cooperation!
>Italy surrenders >again
FORZA ITAL-ACK
Jiggling sacks of refuse
1 week ago
Anonymous
Also known as modern Italians.
1 week ago
Anonymous
1 week ago
Anonymous
Concession accepted. Thank you for your cooperation!
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Italy surrenders >again
FORZA ITAL-ACK
1 week ago
Anonymous
First off, food isn't a dish, you made a list of food, so asking for food that doesn't contain FOOD is already retarded.
Secondly, even something as simple as a piadina doesn't have anything you listed, I don't even need to bring up actual dishes like Ossobuco or the myriad of meat/fish based dishes from the various regions.
1 week ago
Anonymous
uh none of those are italian
spaghetti is italian.
1 week ago
Anonymous
You jest, but this is how the average Amerishart thinks.
>be fatass Amerishart >HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE >don't understand why that makes you look stupid as fuck because you are a dumb burger with the palate of a donkey
Damn bro, it sucks because I want to understand your argument but it’s really hard to pay attention to third worlders. Can you try not being from an American-obsessed shithole when you post?
Imagine a culture so fragile that breaking pasta in half sends them into a frenzied rage
>breaka the spaghetti >cause an international incident
americans can't be really this stupid to believe breaking 'ghetti in half enrages wogs
like fucking hell stop browsing the internet for a while and take a walk
SOMEONE TAKE HIM TO A REAL ITALIAN ESTABLISHMENT I'M NOT EVEN ITALIAN AND THIS HURTS
I'VE LITERALLY SEEN WHAT SAIZERIYA SERVES AND EVEN THAT LOOKS LIKE A STEP UP
Radiatore is my favorite. My grocery store started selling it recently and I audibly gasped when I saw it, hadn't had it since I was a kid. Fucking awesome pasta.
>So they just have stick arms that only move at the shoulder and wrist?
Have you ever seen an Italian talking? Their wrists are moving faster than their mouths on a good day.
i often eat spaghetti with just salt, pepper, and olive oil and nothing else.
Not even sauce?
the pasta cooking water makes a sauce when mixed with the olive oil and tossed spaghetti.
good one
Puttanesca.
Aglio olio e peperoncino, in italy it's prepared when you don't want to bother cooking.
I'd have that every day of the week
Might want to mix it up bro. Unless you want to birth a lump of concrete after a week of gestation.
I do even less, just boil the pasta in salted water and it nothing but that. I do cook proper meals obviously, this is more of a too lazy to do anything else food. Better than snacking on sweets or chips.
I have a really nice imported Italian pasta and it tastes amazing compared to store brands even just by itself.
Dude at least use garlic salt
easy there fatass
Toamto sauce is easy and fast to make, there's no reason you shouldn't bother to make some
You're a freak. I don't care if the italians do it. It's wrong.
The Italians make all of "their" dishes wrong. A complete abomination of a people.
i'd rather have some vinegar than the salt
yeah i put a shit ton of Parmesan on that too
spaghetti + olive oil + parmesan is just nice. Once had that in front of my uncle and he thought I was a weirdo for eating like that kek but fuck it's tasty
its good w/ pesto too
i've never really been a huge fan of tomato sauces
>i've never really been a huge fan of tomato sauces
Make someone eat nothing but pasta + tomato sauce every day for months and that's what is going to happen. Natural distaste for such a simple dish. I still eat it when offered but if given the choice I will pick something else to have along with my pasta
I put ketchup on mine
Good anon.
>all of these Baccalas using the term sauce
Its called gravy
It's actually called tomato blood
real italians don't call it gravy, that's just a jersey wop thing
That doesn’t even sound bad
The only thing I put on my spaghetti is parmesan cheese. And sometimes sausage.
For me its hand grated Parmesan and fresh ground pepper.
Cincinatti Chili > Spaghetti
>Cincinatti Chili
>ever
child molesting gays like you belong in a fucking landfill
>Verification not required.
based
die in darkness!
*ults you as Zed*
One of the gayest posts of all time
Inb4 "frequent Ganker poster found guilty of grooming minors and receiving illicit photos from young boys"
only based if you smother it in cheese and half a diced onion
5 way or no way.
Those look like udon. They're too fat to be spaghs
Bucatini
No, these have a rectangular shape. They're udon
>Japan invented and copyrighted thick square section noodles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_alla_chitarra
Italy just stole noodles from the Chinese anyway
Considering he's a jap and they regularly do shit like substituting a western dish with jap ingredients, such as a hamburger with teriyaki meat. Do you really believe he was served "Spaghetti alla chitarra" or just fucking udon pasta?
He was eating pasta, like his favorite popular western film *insert mob movie here*
Death Stranding 2 will be written in JavaScript
I think he meant Metal Gear Thrembo will be written entirely in SQL
I don’t get it
KOJIMASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
he spilled his spaghetti
He invented spaghetti?
To this day I still have no idea why italianshtis act so smug and superior about their cuisine when 90% of it is pasta, olive oil, tomato sauce and cheese
God you are fucking retarded, I hate Americans so fucking much
That's not much of an argument. Olive oil is a fantastically healthy oil to use and cook with, tomato sauce is good and cheese used in moderation is good but pasta is pure carb filler like bread. Nothing special there.
>be fatass Amerishart
>HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE
>don't understand why that makes you look stupid as fuck because you are a dumb burger with the palate of a donkey
As far as obesity goes, you sound like a typical obese neet with high-blood pressure causing you to constantly be on edge like right now over nothing.
I hate when burgerclaps who don't know anything about food or cooking talk about food and cooking.
are salt and pepper not a key ingredient to a good pasta sauce?
Obese creatures of dirt
t. helicopter hands
Rolly polly blobs of failure
why wouldn't you answer a very simple question about the role of salt and pepper in a proper pasta sauce?
Gigantic ball of human waste
like the proper state of uncooked spaghetti, this one is broken.
Are salt and pepper not key ingredients to a good pasta sauce?
Okay Benito
Name one italian food that doesn't contain Cheese, Tomatoes, Olive Oil or Pasta that isn't a dessert.
>moving the goalposts
Must be the most exercise you've had all week, Fatfuck McFatass
>no answer
I win!
>I *huff, huff, wheeze* w-win... *keels over from a stroke*
Still waiting for an answer~
>I...I... AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE *dies of a heart attack*
>when he breaka da pasta too much
Remember me Argentina (white)...
Jiggling sacks of refuse
Also known as modern Italians.
Concession accepted. Thank you for your cooperation!
>Italy surrenders
>again
FORZA ITAL-ACK
First off, food isn't a dish, you made a list of food, so asking for food that doesn't contain FOOD is already retarded.
Secondly, even something as simple as a piadina doesn't have anything you listed, I don't even need to bring up actual dishes like Ossobuco or the myriad of meat/fish based dishes from the various regions.
uh none of those are italian
spaghetti is italian.
You jest, but this is how the average Amerishart thinks.
An actual answer! Thank you. I concede
>HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE
Well I mean it is.
>>HURR ITALIAN FOOD IS JUST PASTA CHEESE AND TOMATO SAUCE
he forgot the salt and pepper
> you look stupid as fuck because you are a dumb burger
Why assume he's American? I'm from Friesland and I think your food is shit. Most Euros do lol
>Frenchcuck
KEK. Most overrated shit food in existence. Go back to your smegma crackers, you white flag-waving nitwit
>Friesland
>Frenchcuck
this is either amerishart education on display or high quality bait
Ik ook
Damn bro, it sucks because I want to understand your argument but it’s really hard to pay attention to third worlders. Can you try not being from an American-obsessed shithole when you post?
Hideo Kojima invented strand type pasta
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SAY IT. YOU KNOW THE WORD. DON'T.
Spaghetti time.
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
POST MORE DUCKS
.
>mortal kombat 1 fatality leaks
holy fucking shit
Why did he do that? Who wants to eat Seagull? There's god knows how many fish right there
The Albatross Munchie
I want to strangle that little piece of SHIT
t.
You're cruising for a brusin there, Jimbo...
does somone have the duck image with the "ITS OVER" caption?
I will SMASH that fucking thing with a hammer.
Pato
moron
Fideo Kojima
Heh
EFL's will not get this
Nah, some of those do know spanish. Just call them EOPs
low-hanging fruit
Can't argue with that
goyslop
He's a fan of Mussolini.
pasta strands
Fideo Kojima
FIDEOS COCINA
A Hideo Kojima Meal™
HOLY SHIT GUYS!
IS THAT A SILENT HILLS TEASER??
He's saying good luck fixing the spaghetti code of mgs4 you fags
goodbye sausage
It's HIDEOus, like him.
code?
lyoko
KTRA-472
MOOOOOODS
Italians are coming to kill her and her family.
americans can't be really this stupid to believe breaking 'ghetti in half enrages wogs
like fucking hell stop browsing the internet for a while and take a walk
Rest easy, Thurston me boy.
speak bri'ish, muttoid
>this kills the italian
Imagine a culture so fragile that breaking pasta in half sends them into a frenzied rage
>breaka the spaghetti
>cause an international incident
To be honest is a big meme, it depends in Italy a lot of dishes are done with broken pasta
they pussified after they got rid of Fashy-time and their Monarchy
TOTAL
This seems like a good way to poke an eye. Should wear proper PPE.
Paint Olympics (Italia)
>Do you wannt know how I lost my hair?
Sauce?
marinara
It looks like a yuru camp live action judging by her hat and by the fact she's camping outside
>camping outside
As opposed to camping inside you FUCKING STUPID RETARDED FUCK
>he doesn't know
Sucks you didn't have a proper childhood but don't be too envious mkay?
>dumb FUCK calls this camping
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
Your rage amuses me!
tranime
tourist have a nice day right now
fuckin malding m8
tranime website
>tranimechud is a fucking retard
Every time.
Refer to
>p-pwease refer to uwu
You will never be a woman, groomer freak.
Uhm zoomie, this is Ganker not 4chan
4chan site
4chan board
>they fell for it
newfags are so cute <3
>zoomer saved a thumbnail
Phoneposting has been the end of this shit hole website
You will never fit in, moron zoomer
>he never camped inside with a fort
do bros really?
>barely any water
>less than 10% of noodles are submerged
Why though? This triggers my autism almost as much as seeing rice grains used to hold pens
>Anonymous realizing his undocumented Italian heritage from seeing a japanese women snapping some pasta
generational trauma
lul
Anon I'm not Italian I'm Sicilian
You are a DOG
>I'm not Italian, I'm even swarthier.
2 nukes wasn't enough
Did this retard ever explain what the fuck a "Strand genre game" is, other than a shitty, pretentious walking sim full of garbage music?
this guy is the biggest retard on earth
i hope the MGS3 remake btfo's Death Stranding
>Drops his slop infront of you
Well, are you gonna eat the gaijinslop?
he is calling MSG3 remake slop
He invented the pasta known as SPAGHETTI.
the new mgs has spaghetti code
SOMEONE TAKE HIM TO A REAL ITALIAN ESTABLISHMENT I'M NOT EVEN ITALIAN AND THIS HURTS
I'VE LITERALLY SEEN WHAT SAIZERIYA SERVES AND EVEN THAT LOOKS LIKE A STEP UP
It actually is. Holy shit
Whats wrong with that?
What the fuck is this slop get it the fuck away from my sight
lotsa spaghetti
>pasta wheel
neat
>acini di pepe
Tempestine
>radiatori
fake
>shell
>elbows
seriously?
>radiatori
is that real what the fuck. i gotta look this up
Radiatore is my favorite. My grocery store started selling it recently and I audibly gasped when I saw it, hadn't had it since I was a kid. Fucking awesome pasta.
>rigatoniricky36
>radiatori
>it's real
do italians not have a word for elbows?
high knees, which is also where the word heiny originated.
all correct answers
elboeissimo
Elbows do not exist in Italy
So they just have stick arms that only move at the shoulder and wrist? Wow.
No, all italians are simply innately aware that elbows are a lie of the demiurge and we have knees on our arms.
>when you realize that hes right
>So they just have stick arms that only move at the shoulder and wrist?
Have you ever seen an Italian talking? Their wrists are moving faster than their mouths on a good day.
elbowini
Elbippityboopityboppity
https://www.divella.it/en/products/48-chifferini-lisci/
https://www.divella.it/en/products/53-gomiti/
>radiatori
>radiatori
fucking lmao
>radiatori
Its fuckin awesome. It catches and holds sauce and broth like no other.
la creatividad
this thread reminded me i have 5lbs of frozen cheese ravioli in the fridge
im gonna make tomato sauce tomorrow and dine like a king
Delta is going to be made with spaghetti code
Its a reference to the Guns and Roses album 'The Spaghetti Incident', which was a cover album (aka remake).
explains why it's so shitty then
He's subtweeting a coder he's angry at for putting spaghetti code in some project
NOT A GAY
>tfw you're alright
then why does he constantly retweet homoerotic Death Stranding fan art?
Does he really?
farewell sausage
>CHICO IS QUIET GUISE
Death Stranding 2 is made by an AI.
>pastanig still crying
lel
I thought it was a photo of Chef Boyardee at first as if he was comparing the MGS3 remake to cheap shitty food.
He's been playing Factorio, clearly
his next game will be a spaghetti western
Where's the meat?
Fideo Cocina
>I put ketchup on mine
Guy is seething over mgstriangle
what is that, chef boyardee?
He was hungry
gulwwwwwwwp .
Why is Abe's murderer still not jailed?
>cooked spaghetti
>add one tin of zesty tomato sauce deenz
>toss
it's gaming time.
He doesn't need to mean anything, he counts on you idiots inventing some meaning for his bullshit.
Kojima is a weezer fan
Pork and Beans
>all these people ITT eating pasta with no protein
This is why you are fat
Yoo anyone seen my dog?
linguini is nasty
is linguini Italian for your moms pussy?
booooooom got'im
Is there any pasta recipe I can do using some Tawny Port? I have left over and no normal red wine