What Flash games did you play in the 2000s?
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What Flash games did you play in the 2000s?
What Flash games did you play in the 2000s?
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if you played this you're a real one
based taste
my man
Oh yeah, that shit was the coolest
had a friend who was a big sonic fan and we would play it a lot when he came over
FPBP
shame one of the ocs trooned out
Mario 63 was my shit as a kid.
my Blacks
Mario 63’s level creator was fun too, I remember making some recreations of levels from older Mario games, but expanding on them in a Mario 64 style. Definitely better than Mario Maker’s level creator as well. The dev’s forums were a chill place to hang out too, wonder if it’s still up?
oh frick i played this
i dont even know why i did that
I didn't. Sorry
Thanks for reminding me this existed, will add the entire series to my flashpoint favorite games. I also liked the less well crafted and simpler Sonic RPG series, the one that introduced Seelkadoom
Products of their time apparently
for me, it was meet n frick nico robin
I was more of a Shockwave/Unity WebGL guy
This, and also Burnin Rubber, that was the shit back in the day.
Sonny 1 and 2 were the shit.
lenny loosejocks
Ganguro girl and Rikku deepthroat.
this and waited and jacked off to fow movies when the second they were released
now I am ruined permanently and I blame being a coombrain teenager loser in the golden age of internet porn animation
porn is nowhere as good regardless of how improved the technology and how easy it has become to make, it was a different time
at least I am not alone I guess, I always feel that there are people who are perma fricked like me. I kind of feel their energy whenever I realize this from real world and come back here.
Frank's Adeventure series,madness interactive, stick rpg, etc.
>Dell Dimension 2400 w/ XP
>Newgrounds
>Flashplayer
>Albinoblacksheep
>Ebaumsworld
>Funnyjunk
>Mofunzone
>Stick figure animations/games
>Animutation
>Screamers
>Winamp with Hybrid Theory/Reanimation/Meteora on rotation
>mofunzone
kek i remember that site, apparently the owner was a massive butthole or something?
Stickpage is still up
>tfw screamer sites are all down
>tfw can't bait people into getting a dose of adrenaline anymore
https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/prank/
it just doesn't work without flash
Some of them are reprogrammed for Ruffle which is a Flash emulator.
Screamers suck
Screamers rule, you're just a huge pussy that gets shocked and pisses himself every time.
No it's lazy, you don't even need to bother with even having image choice or audio choice.
Like literally, it doesn't even fricking matter.
Look https://vocaroo.com/1akYXT1YhV7S
that's not a screamer you fricking dung beetle, that's just earrape
this is a frickin screamer
?t=83
>It's not a screamer because it's not le epic
swooce
>t. Screamed
There's still ways and means https://vocaroo.com/1aqS4q656NZL
For me, Newgrounds was my first exposure to porn via dating sim games, dress up games. I remember there was a flash game where you gave Britney Spears a dirty sanchez.
Take me back, bros...take me back to an internet before social media and smartphones. If only we knew how much worse things were going to get.
This anon pretty much nailed it. Winamp, Linkin Park, Matrix, online flash games.
That Britney Spears game was the first time I had ever heard of the term 'donkey punch'.
I'd do anything to go back to these simpler times...
Like everyone else here I was a horny ass teenager.
I'd play this shit daily. (you need a log in now wtf)
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2318
take me back bros...
yoooooooo thats a flashback
people stilll play this? we should do a raid or something man, that game was my first and only erp experience
there was something so fricking wrong with dmg scaling in this game
no matter the lvl or weapon or dungeon level or pvp everyone seemed to deal same amount of damage
bubble tanks
I thought this was the coolest song in the world back then
the shop theme from Enigmata was stuck in my head for quite a while
Stickdeath
Some puzzle game where you had to be careful on how to land a rectangular block around the platforms or else it would fall off and you had to find your way to the exit hole. There were about 30 of them.
Another one that's a 3d autoscroller where you have to carefully time your jumps around a tubular road in space. There were a shitload of levels, like 90 or so. I think it had a couple sequels too. Last level was a b***h.
Honorable Mention: The Room: The Video Game, but that was like 2011 or so. Probably the last new flash game I ever touched.
>you now remember this game
I can feel those few sparse neurons reconnecting.
I remember... a Johnny Cash poster and... shit was that really 15 years ago already? I really am sleepwalking through life.
gladiator, gladiator!
I was always a strategy guy
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/233974
Heli Attack 3
I blame this series for permanently misconcepting railguns on me
Whoops, forgot pic
theme is a core memory for me
Stick Arena.
This and Fancy Pants were my go to
what's this called again?
Last Stand
both 1 and 2
Is there a download of the latest version of it anywhere?
2 is on Steam
Yeeeeeeee my homie I played the shit outta that game
Orgasm Girl, Window Girl, Frank's Adventure
Oh, and Oddlots Irregulars Sexy Strip Quiz
dusty's castle is to this day the best porn flash game i've ever played and i come back to it every once in awhile
Sonny
Mardek
Crush the castle
Bowmaster prelude
Transformice
Platform Racing 1 and 2
Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe
And a whole lot more probably.
This shit here
walking simulator
But it has le cool edgy character that I can easily remember!
I remember playing this one in my gramp’s pc, I remember that he did not let me play that one game, he had a cd with a frickton of flash games, one of those that came in with magazines, and that one came with those, I loved that cd and the Sonic mega collection one, good time
remember showing a bunch of kids during computer class this game. funniest shit.
It was never good. Forced soul.
Any of you fricks remember the assassin era? Feels like it was a completely different world.
I played all the Arfenhouse games and watched the movies probably a hundred times each.
Man was overcharted shit actually still that bad back then? I remember being able to find actually playable charts back in what, 2003?
It was really bad from the first time someone made custom stuff available.
Yeah but for a good while after it came out, at least before youtube you could find good stepmania charts.
I guess that's true, there was definitely also garbage you had to sift through though.
>
It's really weird that I am feeling nostalgia for these crude characters.
Anyone else feel like referencin' old crap?
>Misteroo, Neutrino and Seppul were all furries
>Seppul created a horny furry card game years later
>Haven't heard of the others
>horny furry card game
JOE'S HERE
SHUT UP!
A bunch of Cartoon Network flash games.
busy burger!!!
Ganguro Girl back in June or July of 2002.
stand aside
FRICK THIS GAME IS SO GOOD BUT IVE NEVER SEEN IT MENTIONED
I remember never being able to conquer japan. Years later I realized they had a damage ability that scaled with opponents armor so all you had to do was fight naked and spam health potions. Absolute masterpiece of a game
Sonny
I remember loving Frank's Adventure 1 and 2.
classic
2009? That's rookie numbers
why are you still here, ancient one?
Im not that ancient I was born in 97
me too but the times of lolcows and tripgays are long gone
ow my ears
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL03A0C2EE1EA021C4
Where you ranked as Justin Bieber in the sword toss?
Man, such a fun game ruined by unoriginality. Most of the levels were copy pasted shit.
Am I the only one?
This, Xiaoxaio, Thing-Thing, and Bunnykill were all awesome
Xiao Xiao 4 was the best flash game ever!
>xiao xiao
that shit was legendary. i hope that dude, whoever it was, had an amazing career
Still waiting for the continuation of this
didnt know there was an 8th
no you stupid c**t, Madness is still relevant. What a fricking moron you are, Jesus
>andkon arcade
stick rpg
electric man 2? iirc (got me into chemical brothers and prodigy as a kid)
y2k defender
some robot builder/fighter game
fancy pants?
some other shit idr
random escape rooms
little bit of this
based played the frick out of the first one but never got around to playing it
I played a game called Dominion and I was the lizardfolk
Sex Kitten/Sex bunny/ any other trashy hentai game I could find
the very moment I can pinpoint my spiral into degeneracy
indeed it was all downhill from here
also heli attack 2
Does anybody else remember Nickelodeon's clickamajigs, they were mostly interactive animations with weird toilet humor/gross shit that kids think is hilarious like snot/farts/etc
I remember the one of the dude stubbing his toe in like 6 different languages
Alien Snatch Attack
Pimp's Quest
MnF
A lot of stickman games too
smash flash was fun
>friend told me that there was a secret Ash Ketchum unlock
High Tail Hall
Stick RPG
It's like the library vs the gym meme but the real chad answer is the bar
this, its not STR or INT, its CHA
little me wishes it was finished, but adult me thanks its a fricking wreck, otherwise i would be a complete furry degenerate
Stick RPG was really fun.
Great trilogy
haven't played any in the 2000s but played a lot in the early 2010s and onward
and i still do
a koopa's revenge will always be one of my favorites
Still goes hard
It’s been 17 years…
Crimson Room and MOTAS were my jam
Crimson Room, Viridian Room, and Submachine were the best escape games.
the room games were always so creepy to me, it had some sort of liminal space horror going on, kept me awake all night as a kid
there was also a game about a girl losing her head as it floats in the air like a balloon which also fricked me up, I remember it being posted in my local city's forum, the thread's name was "headless girl". Wonder why this became such a core memory
I played the Dead Case recently, it was really cute.
>Dead Case
Fuuck yeah, i finished for the first time during the pandemic. Before i just roamed around not reading, the crying ghost was really cute until she got her eyes
newgrounds had a seriously detrimental impact on my life, it exposed me to a LOT of stuff i probably wouldnt of even known were things, at a very, very early early part of my life. im not blaming newgrounds. i saw it, and my reaction was "show me more". but, wow. what a turning point in my life.
its tame now, but when you were 11 years old?
Was any of these dating sims games finished?
Anyone remember this?
OH FUG
I remember everyone at school playing this
>the flash games section on garfield.com
I member!
Pico's school.
What was that game where you get the x-ray specs in the bar? The only way to end the game (I think) was to look at the guy who gave them to you. "You look at my wiener and balls and for that I'm going to kill you" He then kills you.
hahah, I just posted it above this.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2318
NEVER LOOK AT A GYPSYS BALLS
god i hate the human brain. why can i feel this clear as day and not remember my coworkers name from yesterday
Anything with pico was always fun.
The ones that jump to mind first are Pause Ahead (Stoked to still be in the top 10 on the clear time leaderboards)
Coma
Company of Myself
Phoenotopia (glad this one got a full steam release)
KOLM
Toss the Turtle was my favorite launcher game
Anyone know the name of that horror point and click series? The first one was in a house in the woods iirc and I remember a bit with a severed head in a microwave
Exmortis
Thanks man, I didn't even need to look it up before recognizing the name as soon as I saw your reply
There's this one where you shit on the powerpuff girls.
The celeb hunter ones where you shoot celebrities like Britney Spears.
I liked the Several Journies of Reemus
Cliposing Catrina or something like that. It was a game where you had to forcibley take off the clothes of and rape a sexy cat girl. It was hard to play while whacking off. You win when she cums against her will
ClixSposing Kitraandra is the name, I found it. It's way shittier than I remember lol, I must have been really horny as a 13 y/o lol
The game can easily be played one-handed.
The context of doing things against her will and destroying her armor and clothes turned me on when I was young. I also thought the cat girl was really hot.
The ones I remember:
>delerium: play as a turret and shoot bad guys that comes from the screen edges
>some sub game: you play as a blue submarine and shoot torpedos up or straight ahead to shoot ships and enemy subs
>some sniper game: a stick figure game where you had to read the scene and shoot the people in the right order so none of them notice
>thing thing
those are the ones i remember right now. but that shit was 20 years ago man
>some sniper game: a stick figure game where you had to read the scene and shoot the people in the right order so none of them notice
Sift Heads?
Trying to find the name of flash game. It was a top down shooter where you controlled a space station with a big cannon. And the adjutant wore a garrison cap.
The bill cosby fun game, stick rpg, the one with the silver doll you blow up with weapons
https://ur2fat80.tripod.com/
>Last updated on 7/11/2002
You're making me sad, dude.
Amazed that it's still up. Hope that guy got a family by now and living the good life.
Alien Snatch Attack
Back when hentai was a relatively new and fresh concept.
Does anyone remember the name of the game where you played as a cat and brutally murdered mice in a pet shop or something? It had that Invader Zim art style and I think it was made by some of the people behind the Thing Thing games? Not sure on that one
I found it, it was called Fuzzy McFluffenstein
what a great memory
For me, it was Victor's Nightmare.
These types of games were my shit.
That Gretel and Hansel game, the one with the red alien that consumes animals and people, typing "Swords and Sandals" and some random number hoping they made another one, the stick figure sniper guy games.
I wonder how many of these gems have been successfully archived by projects like Flashpoint.
Oh frick, I 'member.
>I wonder how many of these gems have been successfully archived by projects like Flashpoint.
I was wondering about this myself. How much do these guys have?
I remember a game where you were some fricked up inbred monster kid on halloween trying to get candy by attacking people
Pamplona, Final Ninja Zero, Raze, Mr Fancy Pants. Andkon Arcade was the shit.
Porn Dress ups, those dating adventure ones with characters like Spike or Welma, a Metal Slug Zombie one, High Tail Hall, Orgasm Girl (lost), Dark Cut, Zombie TDs, Last Stand, that Sakura dating game, and the Neon Genesis dating game.
Why were there so many good games being made back then for free and now you're lucky to get a good indie? Was it something in the water?
Flash games were good? This is news to me
Filtered
Anon, the answer this time is unironically "you were 10 years old". Most of these games were dogshit.
i remember preloaders. Flash was pure soul, people made fun things they actually liked. Games were fun, animations had heart. Remember menus, wathcing things like Xionic madness today its not the same, you cant read bios and shit on yt. Yes you can have a flash player a relieve that, but its never the same. Remember playing a game, waiting for it to load, seeing recommended games. Waiting for the part 2 of your favourite game, simple controls. No need to make everything marketable, just passion. All is lost, take me back bros
Flash devs back then often did make a little money off their work (It wasn't only a passion thing). It was more that they tried to make what they thought would be interesting, and do their best on it. We could have an identical ecosystem right now via Unity's or Godot's HTML5 export abilities, but everybody thinks they're going to make the next indie hit. So instead of making what they find interesting, they try to aim for mass-market success, guaranteeing a bland, forgettable result.
It isn't just everyone being a pretentious c**t these days, the Flash ecosystem just inherently favoured short high-quality games with a narrow focus or unique gimmick/gameplay concept.
Flash devs were essentially paid to hold people on sites so the hosts can show advertisements. Good short unique games held people longer and made people revisit often.
Eventually hypercasual browser games were cannibalized by mobile and ad money also got kneecapped down the line. Theoretically you'd be playing Flash game equivalents on your mobile phone atm, and you did for a while, but the problem is that mobile sucks as a game machine and the mobile ecosystem favours daily engagement farms like Facebook idle games and gacha.
If you wanted to make a casual browser game today it'd probably get lost in the uncurated annals of itch.io and the only real money you'd make would be off handouts from random passerby.
So if you only do it as a hobby you might as well make a bigger game, especially with tools these days being so good and accessible.
glad people still remember about Sonny, Armed with wings, Bowmaster, Raze. There's also warlord 1 & 2, Mastermind world conqueror, mud and blood
lots of games were intended to be longer series, but most devs were just doing it out of their fun time and stopped making games
others went to release newer games on steam, but not so successful
There's this one where this catgirl wakes you up and says she ate your girlfriend, and there's doors that lead to scenes.
Anyone know what I'm talking about?
Do you gotta kick her butt?
I don't think so.
She had red hair I think.
She look punchy?
You talking about loose Mcbawd?
Yes!
MY WIFE
Ah, the loose Mcbawd games. I played a lot of those before I graduated to the more conventional porn games.
Dominus Predator Sim
BUG ON WIRE
Bush shootout
Probably something on [adult swim] Games. I can't remember specifics, since they released games even into the mid-2010s, but I remember the ones I played:
>Pizza City
>Give Up, Robot!
>House of Dead Ninjas
>Soul Brother
>Robot Unicorn Attack
They also licensed games from other sites like Armor Games, so they also had things like
>This Is The Only Level
>Achievement Unlocked
>Sky Island
Amateur Surgeon
That game where you poop and fart and piss to kill people
there was one where you pick a number and a guy would shit a dummy you could name, i remember the could shat boulder size shits and it was funny as frick, then i forgot about it 5 minutes later probably playing thing thing 1 or og high tail hall, the one with the femboy fox and fat titted zebra...good times
There was also Kongregate that was very popular. They had several new flash games every week at one point, and had more games than Newgrounds. I remembered I got addicted to a tank moba game called Minions. Then they got bought by Gamestop the website slowly died. A lot of the older games also just disappeared from the website. Kongregate was cool because they had a friend system with IRC, and you can coordinate and chat with anyone while playing certain multiplayer games directly on the website.
defense strategy 1 2 and 3
Trying to find all the secret eggs while being under the time pressure of a roiling wave of death was stress incarnate
The Plasma Burzts 2 servers as a standalone game are still up bros, play if you wish, and remember.
Evil space chicken, the website, shut down, i checked like a year ago. I also miss Mochimedia, thought that was years and years ago. Fricking loved their shit.
Nitrome will never update their fricking games to html4, the fricks.
NotDoppler... is it still up?
Man i wasted so much of my life making memories
>Nobody posted it yet
fricking zoomers
because i never remember its fricking name.
https://twitter.com/allbeatnik/status/1672039957341573120
soul
Wait didin't you play this in an ad? I rember clicking to shoot and getting redirected to some scam site
Anons, I'm looking for an old beat'em all side scroller RPG
I simply can't find it
It was a real big game with only a demo playble. You had at 2 characters, but in the demo you had only this big guy with a big sword. He had some shoulders protection and has stupidly wide shoulders
I think you started the game by being surrounded...And the game would make you use your special... It was visually very nice for its time
anyone remember the game where you beat a bunch of old people in a nursing home?
Disorderly
thanks. seeing some old pictures brings me back.
>Monday, monday, monday. MONDAY IS A GHRURUOOD DAY!
>the General and Politics boards were shut down in the NG forums
the site has really gone downhill
>Flash
>Requires you to know shit about computers
>Has TONS of great soulful games that are remembered to this day
>Unity
>Literally every moron these days can use it to make games
>There's not even ONE good and soulful html5 game
What went so fricking wrong
you to know shit about computers
What? you just went into the site and that was it
I think he means to develop a flash game. Which is still bullshit, but a more understandable mistake to make.
The craziest part about the flash site golden age is that so many of the prominent creators ended up moving on to actually work in major entertainment industries as animations, video game designers, etc. It's crazy to see old creators I used to love and follow on Newgrounds and stuff working on huge projects nowadays in their 30s. Makes me happy to see but also sad and nostalgic for the past.
name 4
Platform Racing 2
God take me back
a coomer anime game where you had to touch them in the right order - i cant remember if it was a different game but there was a dating / life sim game where you'd pursue anime girls. Would like to know the name so I could maybe coom once more
other than that, skateboarding on the roof
For me it was Interactive Buddy and those bloody games with orange cats
AdventureQuest.
I was obsessed with Stick War and a bunch of stickman games like Stickman RPG, Henry Stickman and Storm the House.
>Henry Stickman
You played the complete collection/HD remaster?
Nope i haven't, is it worth the price?
Maybe if you 100% it. Otherwise I'd definitely wait for a sale.
I guess i wouldn't mind playing through all the scenarios again, that's pretty much all i did as a kid.
Bet, my favorite one was the Diamond Heist.
Nta but yeah it is it's very fun
Every anime fighting game and sonic rpg game also a lot of stick games also only real homies remember this
Did anyone play those Castle Defense games where you fend off waves of enemies and upgrade your defenses in between waves? You can buy archers, canons, catapults etc.
Yeah sure, if you liked them then theres a more recent great series of games called Kingdom Rush, great fun.
I fricking hated everything related to Clock Crew.
i thought i was the only one. i never saw the point of it.
>tfw you never visited the forums and were too young to understand what a clique was so anytime you saw shit like this it was completely meaningless
Still got no idea who these people were or what they did
Troll spammers who did it for the lulz. It was they way it was back then.
Ja, that's the point.
So, what are the best ways to play old flash games nowadays? Is it just Flashpoint?
I want to find some games I can't remember the names of.
>Is it just Flashpoint?
yeah
>I want to find some games I can't remember the names of.
although, i don't think flashpoint is good for that, since it relies on a search to find all the games.
>since it relies on a search to find all the games.
No way, man. There's no way they give you 2Tb of Flash games and you have to remember the names of each you want to play... right?
NTA, but they're also sorted by genre, developer, and (at least for some) extra tags.
saying that though, you might have better luck combing through somewhere with better tagging systems like kongregate or armor games to see if you can find the name of the game.
Don't open the Adult Newgrounds Rumble 2 bros...
Where did all the shitposting in Flash move onto?