What game would you play if you were locked in a room with no internet access for a year?

What game would you play if you were locked in a room with no internet access for a year?
You can pick any game you like, modded or vanilla but bear in mind that it's the only thing you'll be playing for a year. No online games or mmos allowed.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Either slay the spire or modded minecraft

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably start a new binding of isaac file that shit would definitely last a year.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mount and blade bannerlord or Space rangers or Skyrim

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stardew, Minecraft or Issac
    Literally all I played these past 3 years respectively

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you don't have to be respectful anon youre on the internet

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Books.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. And writing.

      You can literally make up any shit you want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. And writing.

      You can literally make up any shit you want.

      not an option, now you get nothing
      enjoy a boring year you know it all b***hes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're a boring b***h for wanting to play a video game in an isolated room for a year.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that is what the thread is about you lame brain monkey fricker

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And I'm telling you, even considering this shit makes you a boring b***h.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah you seem like a lot of fun you cant even contribute to the thread other than being a frickin Black person!!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >imagines life in a prison cell
                >calls other people a Black person
                Please.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >op says small room
                >you the Black person for thinking of prison
                >cntrl F prison brings up one result
                you the Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Actual Black folk don't have to imagine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well I can't rollerblade it's a tiny room

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I do that anyway

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would have to be 1 book since the OP only says 1 game and frankly 1 game will last you a lot more than 1 book unless you choose something like a huge ass 4 thousand page functional programming/language specific hybrid volume.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even those books aren't really meant to be read cover to cover. They're more like references.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who says anything other than Minecraft is moronic. Honestly, you think you're going to play a non-randomly generated game for a full year with nothing else to do? Even games like Binding of Issac or Risk of Rain will eventually stale.

    Minecraft is literally the only answer, regardless of how you feel if its "good" or not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can find diamonds, travel to the nether and beat the ender dragon in one day while also realising how shallow the survival and combat systems are in minecraft. Then what are you gonna do, make a new world and do it again? Make an le epic block statue of captain america and post it on reddit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, because before the Ender Dragon existed, people just didn't play Minecraft. Hell there's no reason to play Minecraft unless you just do the single player-esque story campaign. Damn you got me beat.

        Are you moronic my dude. How little imagination do you have. Do you NEED a game to hold your hand because you're creatively bankrupt? You think people play Minecraft to beat the fricking Ender Dragon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You think people play Minecraft to beat the fricking Ender Dragon?
          No. They make a new world, get all the best shit you can have in 10 hours, get bored because there's nothing else to reward yourself with, so they either make a new world and do it again or stay in their old world and make lego castles untill they get bored of that and start over in a new world.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's always creative mode or going full autism and building something 'legitimately'.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm creative because I can play a shallow game with almost nothing really going for it besides lego's shenanigans over and over again and get the same enjoyment out of it forever.
          Not everyone is as boring and empty as you are anon. Some people want to do other things then lego shenanigans.
          Better sanbox games such as factario, rim world, and Dwarf fort offer 10x more shit to actually sink your teeth in.
          Let alone games like terraria that take minecraps ideas and actually create something out of it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This guy has no internal monologue and can't picture the apple.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just download autismods like Gregtech

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you can at least occupy yourself with build mega base shit, hell beating the end is just a way for survival players to make that process easier by getting access to shulkers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've never been to The End and i need the wiki for tons of shit. If i got a MC book i'd be okay probably

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing minecraft
      Fricking nerd

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terraria

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gothic 2

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tome4 maybe if i autism i can beat madness in a year

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Civ VI or Bannerlord obviously

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mount and blade bannerlord or Space rangers or Skyrim

      Wait is Bannerlord good now? It was still shit last time I installed it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Factorio. Do I have to pick the mods beforehand or download them first and can change in and out as I want?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modded Skyrim, or maybe modded Fallout4, as long as I could ensure the mods would all work flawlessly and I'd never have to spend hours troubleshooting how to get the amputee sex animations work with the troll fricking ones.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarf Fortress.
    This is always the answer to these questions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dwarf fortress

      Dwarf Fortress

      Is Dwarf Fortress really that good? I always see you guys talking about it. I tried it a little bit ago but it was so confusing I couldn't get anything out of it. Do I need autism + a NEET level amount of free time to enjoy this game or am I just doing something wrong?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a very entertainingly deep game hampered by genuinely awful UI design (there's so little consistency between all the various menus it's actually impressive), and one of the best examples of games with emergent stories. Everybody who plays it long enough has stories that just kind of happened in their game and while they may follow similar paths as other people's stories, they're never quite the same.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your first step into ascii autism is always hard when you are used to modern games, and DF is pretty fricking autistic even by the standards of your typical MUD/roguelike autist.
        Work your way up to it with something like CDDA or Qud first (make sure you don't use modern UI shit for them though, cause that'll defeat the purpose)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          stop recommending gayest roguelikes available
          recommend something good instead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not the ASCII that puts people off it's the impenetrable UI.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it is an autism simulator in essence
          if you couldn't grasp the text based menu, wait for the steam version to come out and try it because that comes with a graphical menu

          I don't mind the ascii graphics, I've played a little bit of Rogue and NetHack (I've never even come close to beating either lol). How I interact with my dwarves is kind of confusing, and often times I won't understand why or how things are happening. Also, I've never made it far enough into a world for anything really interesting to happen to me. It sounds really intriguing though, and I might put some more time into it trying to make sense of it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You don't interact with them directly, you give general commands for them to do, assign them roles/professions to narrow down which dwarves perform certain actions or jobs
            It is very confusing at first and it can take time to learn how stuff works, like the basic tasks (mining, woodcutting, gathering, farming, general workshop production), and some more advanced mechanics like military, it's very much not straightforward but the wiki is very extensive as a learning resource
            But I would really not recommend this game to anyone who isn't willing to spend hours just learning shit as they go

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Is it worth it to spend the time to learn how to play?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I must have over 3000 hours in this game over the years (started about 10 years ago) so I would say it is definitely worth it _if_ you like this type of game
                It's also better for a beginner to use the Lazy Newb Pack which comes with dfhack (general QoL changes enabled by default, no cheats), optional graphics packs if you don't like the ASCII and some useful optional tools like DwarfTherapist which is a GUI for easier management of dwarf jobs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon, I'll check it out. Is adventure mode any fun? I kind of like the idea of discovering what happened to my old fortress.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It is fun, especially when you try to play in a world where you had a long lasting fortress, but don't expect it to be like any roguelike you've played

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How much of an influence does your fortress actually have on the run? I like roguelikes, but if I'm not constantly seeing the effects of things my dwarves did I would rather play a different roguelike.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                depends mostly on the size of the world, the length of game time your fortress existed and how much you interacted with the outside world
                for example if the world is too big and you start somewhere far far away from your previous fortress you will most likely not notice anything, maybe a vague mention of some legendary artifact one of your dwarves made that was sold off to some other civilization, though you could always go and find that fortress and explore it though you would have a hard time if it's been overrun by goblins or epic creatures before you decided to abandon it
                with a smaller world and a longer lasting fortress it would be much easier to see the impact your dwarf civilization had in the world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it is an autism simulator in essence
        if you couldn't grasp the text based menu, wait for the steam version to come out and try it because that comes with a graphical menu

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rimworld.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New vegas

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    as long as i can spend as much time and internet modding it first, skyrim. all the content mods, a bunch of survival stuff, and combat difficulty out the ass. a year wouldnt be long enough.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I pick a game about making games like Dreams? Then I can just make whatever I want to play. Or is that wishing for more wishes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IMO making games is less fun than playing them. I know what I'd be expecting after making a game. I like being surprised.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use that PC they give me to make my own games.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reading books is such a mid-wit hobby.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's pretty tiring coming into threads and seeing one litgay reminding everyone that they read books.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morrowind with tamriel rebuilt and all the add-ons that pull from that directory. I don't remember if the Skyrim mod is included in rebuilt though but you get the idea

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dwarf fortress

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably go with the modded Factorio because Space Exploration and K2 would last half a year at least. Clip Studio Paint and a tablet would also be fine.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 with all the Roller Coaster Tycoon 1 levels imported into the game.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cookie clicker

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're playing around 8 hours a day, then that's about 3k hours (rounded up).
    That's a lot of replayability needed. I'd think some kind of strategy game with a long campaign, custom games and set goals to achieve would be the ideal game but I don't play strategy games so I wouldn't know which one to pick.
    My most played single player game on Steam is MGSV at 150 hours, but that's nowhere near enough.
    Does it count if it's multiple games on one disk?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just play a simulation game. A city builder or whatever, something with a sandbox mode that you can be creative and make whatever you want in it.

      That will get you the most hours clearly, cities skyline or whatever, maybe planet coaster if you like theme parks or any other sim game that has a buttload of content and scenarios that can be replayed in different ways.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarf Fortress

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Minecraft

    I didn’t grow up playing it like you zoomers, I don’t look shit up so there’s a lot of stuff to figure out. I could easily spend a year building my base exactly how I want it and exploring around

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black Ops 3 zombie chronicles

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no internet access for a year?
    One of the monster girl games
    Gotta think of everything

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Factorio, with every mod.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Uncharted Collection.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based but only those three games for 1 year? Their pretty linear

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ninja Gaiden 3 Razors Edge.
    I already played vanilla 2 souly for one year, dont @ me.

    Id also like unlimited pen and paper to draw.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My homie. Shame they finally fixed it just after everyone shit all over it and dropped

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Garry's Mod with a bunch of nude models

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mass Effect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just the og one? Not even the definitive edition with all three + dlc?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the series

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rune factory 4, or the sims 3 or 4 modded, or skyrim modded, or dragons dogma dark arisen with mods, or disgaea 5 with mods, or maybe modded koikatsu or modded artificial academy 2 or modded free cities.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What game would you play if you were locked in a room with no internet access for a year?
    hahahahahah
    hahahhahahahahahah
    what if
    hahahhaahahahahahahahahah you really got me
    hahahahaha

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Neverwinter Nights with all the adventures from NWN Vault.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hard mode: game with low replay value

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mass Effect: Legendary Edition but if thats not linear enough then I guess GTA 4, spend a year bowling and getting civilians arrested by cops

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda want to say Skyrim with a billion mods because it'd have a shitton of stuff to do and I could coom as well, but I know I'd hate myself within the first week even if the game still remained mostly bug-free.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stellaris with all of its dlc, that plus basic work outs, tv, and reading should (hopefully) keep me from going insane from boredom and isolation

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    total warhammer 3

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would just read the bible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      grow up

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Far Cry 5

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    starbound since modding it is really easy so if i get bored with it i can just make something new

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sims 3 modded

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably go with a Yakuza game especially if I can stretch the rules and put the remaster collection since it'll give me 4 months with each title. The arcade games alone would occupy a ton of time.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WotLK private server or Mount and Blade Warband with top 100 mods

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kenshi or Mount & Blade. I can stand to play both without mods. If I did have pre-downloaded mods, probably XCOM2.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modded Parkitect. I'd finally have the time to finish my Cappadocia themed flying coaster.

    Or if I get a good enough PC I could get super autistic with Cities Skylines.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stalker

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