What game would you play if you were locked in a room with no internet access for a year?
You can pick any game you like, modded or vanilla but bear in mind that it's the only thing you'll be playing for a year. No online games or mmos allowed.
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Either slay the spire or modded minecraft
Probably start a new binding of isaac file that shit would definitely last a year.
Mount and blade bannerlord or Space rangers or Skyrim
Stardew, Minecraft or Issac
Literally all I played these past 3 years respectively
you don't have to be respectful anon youre on the internet
Books.
This. And writing.
You can literally make up any shit you want.
not an option, now you get nothing
enjoy a boring year you know it all b***hes
You're a boring b***h for wanting to play a video game in an isolated room for a year.
yeah that is what the thread is about you lame brain monkey fricker
And I'm telling you, even considering this shit makes you a boring b***h.
yeah you seem like a lot of fun you cant even contribute to the thread other than being a frickin Black person!!
>imagines life in a prison cell
>calls other people a Black person
Please.
>op says small room
>you the Black person for thinking of prison
>cntrl F prison brings up one result
you the Black person
Actual Black folk don't have to imagine.
Well I can't rollerblade it's a tiny room
I do that anyway
It would have to be 1 book since the OP only says 1 game and frankly 1 game will last you a lot more than 1 book unless you choose something like a huge ass 4 thousand page functional programming/language specific hybrid volume.
Even those books aren't really meant to be read cover to cover. They're more like references.
Anyone who says anything other than Minecraft is moronic. Honestly, you think you're going to play a non-randomly generated game for a full year with nothing else to do? Even games like Binding of Issac or Risk of Rain will eventually stale.
Minecraft is literally the only answer, regardless of how you feel if its "good" or not.
You can find diamonds, travel to the nether and beat the ender dragon in one day while also realising how shallow the survival and combat systems are in minecraft. Then what are you gonna do, make a new world and do it again? Make an le epic block statue of captain america and post it on reddit?
You're right, because before the Ender Dragon existed, people just didn't play Minecraft. Hell there's no reason to play Minecraft unless you just do the single player-esque story campaign. Damn you got me beat.
Are you moronic my dude. How little imagination do you have. Do you NEED a game to hold your hand because you're creatively bankrupt? You think people play Minecraft to beat the fricking Ender Dragon?
>You think people play Minecraft to beat the fricking Ender Dragon?
No. They make a new world, get all the best shit you can have in 10 hours, get bored because there's nothing else to reward yourself with, so they either make a new world and do it again or stay in their old world and make lego castles untill they get bored of that and start over in a new world.
There's always creative mode or going full autism and building something 'legitimately'.
>I'm creative because I can play a shallow game with almost nothing really going for it besides lego's shenanigans over and over again and get the same enjoyment out of it forever.
Not everyone is as boring and empty as you are anon. Some people want to do other things then lego shenanigans.
Better sanbox games such as factario, rim world, and Dwarf fort offer 10x more shit to actually sink your teeth in.
Let alone games like terraria that take minecraps ideas and actually create something out of it.
This guy has no internal monologue and can't picture the apple.
Just download autismods like Gregtech
you can at least occupy yourself with build mega base shit, hell beating the end is just a way for survival players to make that process easier by getting access to shulkers
I've never been to The End and i need the wiki for tons of shit. If i got a MC book i'd be okay probably
>Playing minecraft
Fricking nerd
Terraria
Gothic 2
tome4 maybe if i autism i can beat madness in a year
Civ VI or Bannerlord obviously
Wait is Bannerlord good now? It was still shit last time I installed it
Factorio. Do I have to pick the mods beforehand or download them first and can change in and out as I want?
Modded Skyrim, or maybe modded Fallout4, as long as I could ensure the mods would all work flawlessly and I'd never have to spend hours troubleshooting how to get the amputee sex animations work with the troll fricking ones.
Dwarf Fortress.
This is always the answer to these questions.
Is Dwarf Fortress really that good? I always see you guys talking about it. I tried it a little bit ago but it was so confusing I couldn't get anything out of it. Do I need autism + a NEET level amount of free time to enjoy this game or am I just doing something wrong?
It's a very entertainingly deep game hampered by genuinely awful UI design (there's so little consistency between all the various menus it's actually impressive), and one of the best examples of games with emergent stories. Everybody who plays it long enough has stories that just kind of happened in their game and while they may follow similar paths as other people's stories, they're never quite the same.
Your first step into ascii autism is always hard when you are used to modern games, and DF is pretty fricking autistic even by the standards of your typical MUD/roguelike autist.
Work your way up to it with something like CDDA or Qud first (make sure you don't use modern UI shit for them though, cause that'll defeat the purpose)
stop recommending gayest roguelikes available
recommend something good instead
It's not the ASCII that puts people off it's the impenetrable UI.
I don't mind the ascii graphics, I've played a little bit of Rogue and NetHack (I've never even come close to beating either lol). How I interact with my dwarves is kind of confusing, and often times I won't understand why or how things are happening. Also, I've never made it far enough into a world for anything really interesting to happen to me. It sounds really intriguing though, and I might put some more time into it trying to make sense of it.
You don't interact with them directly, you give general commands for them to do, assign them roles/professions to narrow down which dwarves perform certain actions or jobs
It is very confusing at first and it can take time to learn how stuff works, like the basic tasks (mining, woodcutting, gathering, farming, general workshop production), and some more advanced mechanics like military, it's very much not straightforward but the wiki is very extensive as a learning resource
But I would really not recommend this game to anyone who isn't willing to spend hours just learning shit as they go
Is it worth it to spend the time to learn how to play?
I must have over 3000 hours in this game over the years (started about 10 years ago) so I would say it is definitely worth it _if_ you like this type of game
It's also better for a beginner to use the Lazy Newb Pack which comes with dfhack (general QoL changes enabled by default, no cheats), optional graphics packs if you don't like the ASCII and some useful optional tools like DwarfTherapist which is a GUI for easier management of dwarf jobs
Thanks anon, I'll check it out. Is adventure mode any fun? I kind of like the idea of discovering what happened to my old fortress.
It is fun, especially when you try to play in a world where you had a long lasting fortress, but don't expect it to be like any roguelike you've played
How much of an influence does your fortress actually have on the run? I like roguelikes, but if I'm not constantly seeing the effects of things my dwarves did I would rather play a different roguelike.
depends mostly on the size of the world, the length of game time your fortress existed and how much you interacted with the outside world
for example if the world is too big and you start somewhere far far away from your previous fortress you will most likely not notice anything, maybe a vague mention of some legendary artifact one of your dwarves made that was sold off to some other civilization, though you could always go and find that fortress and explore it though you would have a hard time if it's been overrun by goblins or epic creatures before you decided to abandon it
with a smaller world and a longer lasting fortress it would be much easier to see the impact your dwarf civilization had in the world
it is an autism simulator in essence
if you couldn't grasp the text based menu, wait for the steam version to come out and try it because that comes with a graphical menu
Rimworld.
New vegas
as long as i can spend as much time and internet modding it first, skyrim. all the content mods, a bunch of survival stuff, and combat difficulty out the ass. a year wouldnt be long enough.
Can I pick a game about making games like Dreams? Then I can just make whatever I want to play. Or is that wishing for more wishes?
IMO making games is less fun than playing them. I know what I'd be expecting after making a game. I like being surprised.
Use that PC they give me to make my own games.
Reading books is such a mid-wit hobby.
This. It's pretty tiring coming into threads and seeing one litgay reminding everyone that they read books.
Morrowind with tamriel rebuilt and all the add-ons that pull from that directory. I don't remember if the Skyrim mod is included in rebuilt though but you get the idea
dwarf fortress
I'd probably go with the modded Factorio because Space Exploration and K2 would last half a year at least. Clip Studio Paint and a tablet would also be fine.
Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 with all the Roller Coaster Tycoon 1 levels imported into the game.
cookie clicker
If you're playing around 8 hours a day, then that's about 3k hours (rounded up).
That's a lot of replayability needed. I'd think some kind of strategy game with a long campaign, custom games and set goals to achieve would be the ideal game but I don't play strategy games so I wouldn't know which one to pick.
My most played single player game on Steam is MGSV at 150 hours, but that's nowhere near enough.
Does it count if it's multiple games on one disk?
You just play a simulation game. A city builder or whatever, something with a sandbox mode that you can be creative and make whatever you want in it.
That will get you the most hours clearly, cities skyline or whatever, maybe planet coaster if you like theme parks or any other sim game that has a buttload of content and scenarios that can be replayed in different ways.
Dwarf Fortress
Probably Minecraft
I didn’t grow up playing it like you zoomers, I don’t look shit up so there’s a lot of stuff to figure out. I could easily spend a year building my base exactly how I want it and exploring around
Black Ops 3 zombie chronicles
>no internet access for a year?
One of the monster girl games
Gotta think of everything
Factorio, with every mod.
The Uncharted Collection.
Based but only those three games for 1 year? Their pretty linear
Ninja Gaiden 3 Razors Edge.
I already played vanilla 2 souly for one year, dont @ me.
Id also like unlimited pen and paper to draw.
My homie. Shame they finally fixed it just after everyone shit all over it and dropped
Garry's Mod with a bunch of nude models
Mass Effect
Just the og one? Not even the definitive edition with all three + dlc?
the series
rune factory 4, or the sims 3 or 4 modded, or skyrim modded, or dragons dogma dark arisen with mods, or disgaea 5 with mods, or maybe modded koikatsu or modded artificial academy 2 or modded free cities.
>What game would you play if you were locked in a room with no internet access for a year?
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Neverwinter Nights with all the adventures from NWN Vault.
Hard mode: game with low replay value
Mass Effect: Legendary Edition but if thats not linear enough then I guess GTA 4, spend a year bowling and getting civilians arrested by cops
I kinda want to say Skyrim with a billion mods because it'd have a shitton of stuff to do and I could coom as well, but I know I'd hate myself within the first week even if the game still remained mostly bug-free.
Stellaris with all of its dlc, that plus basic work outs, tv, and reading should (hopefully) keep me from going insane from boredom and isolation
total warhammer 3
I would just read the bible
grow up
Far Cry 5
starbound since modding it is really easy so if i get bored with it i can just make something new
Sims 3 modded
I'd probably go with a Yakuza game especially if I can stretch the rules and put the remaster collection since it'll give me 4 months with each title. The arcade games alone would occupy a ton of time.
WotLK private server or Mount and Blade Warband with top 100 mods
Kenshi or Mount & Blade. I can stand to play both without mods. If I did have pre-downloaded mods, probably XCOM2.
Modded Parkitect. I'd finally have the time to finish my Cappadocia themed flying coaster.
Or if I get a good enough PC I could get super autistic with Cities Skylines.
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