What happened to Pokmon being COOL? Man, bring me back...

What happened to Pokémon being COOL?
Man, bring me back...

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic not related btw

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys self-inserted as Gohan
    >b-but-
    you guys self-inserted as Gohan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pero-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gohan is cool
      He has a family

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Has loving family
      > Is the strongest non fused character previous to the Super slop
      > Is smart and has a well paying job
      > Is autistic about bugs
      Gohan is pretty based famalam.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gohan won btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only self inserted as the great apes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does this have to do with OP? can anyone explain?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself.
      >Watch Videl get her ass beat by Spopovich, which was a allegory for rape
      >Got his beat by the same guy later on
      >His daughter is a prostitute
      >he is himself a class-a jobber
      >Wasn't going to be the main character in his own movie
      >Toriyama never liked him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And yet, for some reason, gohan fans get defensive when you say that gohan had potential and shouldnt have turned into a weak cuck who dislikes fighting after the cell saga. Like geez, you'd think that a shonen anime wouldnt have their beloved characters quit fighting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Toriyama never liked him
        Really? I thought Gohan was supposed to be the new main character in the later half of DBZ, and the only reason why he changed his mind cause of some poll that showed that fans vastly prefer Goku over Gohan.
        It always seemed to me like Gohan was made a jobber so he wouldn't make Goku look bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Childhood is self inserting as Gohan
      Adulthood is realizing you grew up to be Oolong.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2013
    yeah please take me back to xy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you heard about our lord and saviour Pokémon Legends: Z-A?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hell yeah!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blastoise tanks DYEL skinnyfat beerbellyzards weak punch to the jaw and eats that shit
    BlastoiseCHADS, we win again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't blastoise literally dies two minutes after?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He might have LMAO, I haven't watched Origins since 2013, probably should

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Origins, AKA "Charizard is so cool: the Show"
        Of course it dies in 2 minutes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >permanently seething about CHADizard
          What went so wrong in your life that you spend your time crying on the internet about a cartoon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >permanently seething about CHADizard
          What went so wrong in your life that you spend your time crying on the internet about a cartoon?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ti

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Couldn't have said it better myself

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *teleports behind you*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A medabot

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We hate cool now.
    Cool is edgy (bad) and boys club rhetoric.
    We like sterile and round now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sterile and round
      frick gen 2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Edgy is cringe not cool
      Cool is the real cool

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Raidons are COOL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Though not incredibly blatant, humanoid and waifu starters began in Gen 6. They got progressively worse until they reached peak shit level in Gen 8.
    Thankfully PLA and Legends brought back good starters, except for the awful duck that is so bad GF couldn't have ignored the fan reaction to it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Good starters
      >Catgirl and clown lizard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mewoscarada is not as bad as the past humanoid starters. I'd say it's the best humanoid starter since Greninja.
        As for Skeledirge, that fact that it's more beast than guy wearing a fursuit makes it the best fire starter since Infernape.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mewoscarada is not as bad as the past humanoid starters
          The only reason you say this is because you want to frick it. Functionally there is no difference between it and Delphox or Scorbunny.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's way better designed than those two. Like I said, it's the best designed humanoid since Greninja.
            I've hated every Galar starter since release, Scorbunny specially for those weird arms and the fact that it wears clothes.
            Of the last three generations, I'd say only Greninja, the owl, Meowscarada, and Skeledirge are good.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It's way better designed than those two
              Not really? It looks like a sexualized, feminine, anthro cat. Again, this is pretty clearly a "But I want to frick this one" response.
              >It wears clothes
              Mewoscarada wears a poofy shirt and a mask.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not really? It looks like a sexualized
                Not at all, you fricking degenerate.
                >Mewoscarada wears a poofy shirt and a mask
                No it doesn't, they're clearly part of its body.
                So far your arguments are "Well I think that it looks sexy and YOU want to frick it."
                Come up with a real one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not at all, you fricking degenerate.
                Anon, you're delusional. It's got the bedroom eyes and fat thighs. Gamefreak isn't ignorant of the pokefricker audience.
                >No it doesn't it's clearly part of its body
                Yeah so is the pants pattern on Scorbunny's legs, there's no difference.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon, you're delusional. It's got the bedroom eyes and fat thighs.
                Those are things you see anon. I personally see its expression as sort of smug.
                >Yeah so is the pants pattern on Scorbunny's legs, there's no difference.
                There is a major difference between the two. Look at this shit in the image. There is no way to go "Well, I could see that being fur" come on.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Those are things you see
                And everyone else too apparently.
                >There is no way
                And yet it is, that's a fur pattern. Same as Meowscarada's moronic mask and poofy shirt.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t looks like a sexualized
                For your own good stop watching porn.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I noticed how you ignored its in-game model.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >B-b-but the game model!!
                What? this gremlin looking cat with a stoner face and moronic expression? if you find this "Sexual" it says a lot more about you anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus christ how does someone even find this thing attractive?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally just this that makes them go gaga.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, there's also the jester's cap and coat thing that goes right over where breasts would go, and it's not even slightly subtle.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the jester's cap
                Jester caps are not inherently erotic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, but using the outfit like this is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >off model

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Barely. Waist is pulled in, breasts were added, and the face features were tweaked, but that's about it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't understand why people are obsessed with clussy
                Literally only special people like it, don't worry too much about it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1. Not all clowns are jesters.
                2. You are a "special" kind of idiot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's way better designed than those two. Like I said, it's the best designed humanoid since Greninja.
          I've hated every Galar starter since release, Scorbunny specially for those weird arms and the fact that it wears clothes.
          Of the last three generations, I'd say only Greninja, the owl, Meowscarada, and Skeledirge are good.

          Meowscagada IS bad, Gayninja is awful and you are an idiot.
          >best fire starter since Infernape
          Even if that were true, it would still be a gaudy clusterfrick of ideas that is only marginally better than Samurott for not being as immediately stupid-looking.
          >Scorbunny specially for those weird arms and the fact that it wears clothes
          That's Cinderace, idiot.

          >Not really? It looks like a sexualized
          Not at all, you fricking degenerate.
          >Mewoscarada wears a poofy shirt and a mask
          No it doesn't, they're clearly part of its body.
          So far your arguments are "Well I think that it looks sexy and YOU want to frick it."
          Come up with a real one.

          Mewscara's arms are just as bad as Cinderace's, they simply have the problems reversed. While Cringedisgrace has tiny undetailed paws, Meowscagada's are grotesquely disproportional and look disfigured due to having only 3 fingers. And the while the "rabbit" has fat baby arms, the "cat" has unnatural poofy sleeves.

          And claiming that it's okay for the thot-kot to wear clothes/accessories while it's a big problem for twink-wabbit is so fricking stupid that I am sure you literally have SHIT in your brain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skeleridge is a based candy skull crocodile.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm mexican and I think the "candy skull crocodile" is dumb. Even at their worst, Feraligatr are much better in concept and execution.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >off model

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, it's off-model in a bad way but it still looks good. That was my point, moron.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon was never cool.
    Ever
    When I was a kid, you were ostracized for liking it if you were older than 12. It's like arguing tmnt was 'cool'. No, it was just cool for your relative perspective at 12 years old. The fact you still cling to it is on you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember trading pokemon in middle school and shit, you were just born in the wrong time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah same:
      Went to middle school between 2010-2014 and I was indeed made fun of for liking pokemon.
      It was only once I went go highschool that it wasn't frown upon to talk about pokemon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Went to middle school between 2010-2014
        This is consistent with what I said here

        I remember trading pokemon in middle school and shit, you were just born in the wrong time.

        , I started middle school in 2001, so we were all still in or coming off of Pokemania. You guys just missed the boat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I started middle school in 2000 and most of the guys were playing Diablo II. Only the autists still played Pokemon. None of my friends bought GSC.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody at my school had a gaming PC, that was much more niche back then. Total upper middle class nerd thing. Meanwhile everyone who played games had a Gameboy Color.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is a circlejerk thread

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >No argument
    I accept your concession

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody imagines it as a stoner except stoners, which instantly invalidates all your opinions on everything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I-It's totally not a stoner face guys! ignore the deep red eyes and moronic expression!
        Still no argument plus i already accepted you concession

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          [...]

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Again with no argument just false accusation
            Concession accepted

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >false accusation
              Anon, please.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally zero proofs
                Concession accepted once again anon wanna go on?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys want me to delete the thread im bored

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has been up too long, you can't delete it anymore unless you are a janitor or a moderator.

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