What if pokemon were real

But these "real animals" that "look like pokemon" even miss the basic concept of the animal of that pokemon. They are trash. The fact there are autists like you that like this is the concerning thing but from a community of players that is entirely handicapped and incapable to read and scientifically only capable of visual memorization (but then again, not of words or their meanings lol), then it's expected

In fact i remember this moron in a forum that was obsessed with this homosexual of """realistic""" aborts that had many autistic patterns such as: I wont use any pokemon that isnt a ghost type ever
"Even if i like hoopa unbound i wont use it because its not ghost"

>catering to autists
don't do this. case in point:

But these "real animals" that "look like pokemon" even miss the basic concept of the animal of that pokemon. They are trash. The fact there are autists like you that like this is the concerning thing but from a community of players that is entirely handicapped and incapable to read and scientifically only capable of visual memorization (but then again, not of words or their meanings lol), then it's expected

In fact i remember this moron in a forum that was obsessed with this homosexual of """realistic""" aborts that had many autistic patterns such as: I wont use any pokemon that isnt a ghost type ever
"Even if i like hoopa unbound i wont use it because its not ghost"

It's still stupid to try and apply real world animals to pokemon that clearly aren't animals. A realistic nosepass would just be a funky rock formation, a realistic vaniluxe with just be an icicle with some snow on it, and so on.

The Shaymin Shrimp is an obvious parody of the 'realistic pokemon' artists' obsession with turning everything into some kind of ugly-looking scary bug, often times as an alternative to an animal that would make more sense (here, a hedgehog.)

i like semi-obscure dinosaurs as much as the next guy but it is absolutely meant to be spinosaurus. its godzilla posture is even similar to the way the holotype was originally reconstructed, which is also what every cheap plastic toy spinosaurus that every kid in the last 100 years played with looked like. that's what spinosaurus looks like in the public consciousness, and no surprise it's also what baxcalibur looks like.
except the face, ironically, which is comparitively long and narrow among theropod pokémon, and flared at the end, referring to modern depictions of the animal rather than the original, more basal megalosaurine reconstruction. that actually also excludes it from being based on concavenator, an animal very well known to have had a basal megalosaurine skull condition.