What if pokemon were real

What if pokemon were real

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like people would be way more receptive towards this sort of artwork if it were titled 'what if there were real animals that looked like Pokemon' than calling them 'realistic Pokemon'.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think it’s an interesting exercise in speculative biology. It’s also interesting how certain aspects of the Pokémon would be interpreted to fit a more realistic setting. To be fair, I’m only really interested in Arvalis’ realistic Pokémon, such as the one you just mentioned.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But these "real animals" that "look like pokemon" even miss the basic concept of the animal of that pokemon. They are trash. The fact there are autists like you that like this is the concerning thing but from a community of players that is entirely handicapped and incapable to read and scientifically only capable of visual memorization (but then again, not of words or their meanings lol), then it's expected

        In fact i remember this moron in a forum that was obsessed with this homosexual of """realistic""" aborts that had many autistic patterns such as: I wont use any pokemon that isnt a ghost type ever
        "Even if i like hoopa unbound i wont use it because its not ghost"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >centipede except it has insect legs and wings
        this isn't even believable as an animal unless you know nothing about invertebrates

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >catering to autists
        don't do this. case in point:

        But these "real animals" that "look like pokemon" even miss the basic concept of the animal of that pokemon. They are trash. The fact there are autists like you that like this is the concerning thing but from a community of players that is entirely handicapped and incapable to read and scientifically only capable of visual memorization (but then again, not of words or their meanings lol), then it's expected

        In fact i remember this moron in a forum that was obsessed with this homosexual of """realistic""" aborts that had many autistic patterns such as: I wont use any pokemon that isnt a ghost type ever
        "Even if i like hoopa unbound i wont use it because its not ghost"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Shaymin Shrimp is an obvious parody of the 'realistic pokemon' artists' obsession with turning everything into some kind of ugly-looking scary bug, often times as an alternative to an animal that would make more sense (here, a hedgehog.)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The funny thing is that ge actually like it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, they are deranged. I'm even someone who likes arthropods, a lot of times these artists play up the 'ugly/scary' aspect while ignoring or downplaying the pretty/cute ones. Like never ask this kind of artist to draw you a Butterfree, you're expecting a huge beautiful butterfly, maybe with big goofy eyes and a proboscis but nothing anyone would call seriously ugly, and massive colorful wings. What you'll get is some kind of butterfly-wasp hybrid with tattered, thin, dull wings, big sharp mandibles, and covered in random patches of scraggly hair (or intentionally made to look greasy and dirty).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's still stupid to try and apply real world animals to pokemon that clearly aren't animals. A realistic nosepass would just be a funky rock formation, a realistic vaniluxe with just be an icicle with some snow on it, and so on.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >A realistic nosepass would just be a funky rock formation
          no because it wouldn't be able to be a living organism

          >a realistic vaniluxe with just be an icicle with some snow on it
          no because it wouldn't be able to be a living organism

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How the frick you imagine "living" ghost types, imbecil? Magic aca aura and energy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >How the frick you imagine "living" ghost types, imbecil?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I see some enlarged bat, now show me Gengar hiding in the shadow or moving through the wall.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder this Black person got to work on detective pikachu and is why the movie is so fricking ugly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like people would be way more receptive towards this sort of artwork if it were titled 'what if there were real animals that looked like Pokemon' than calling them 'realistic Pokemon'.

      >let's just turn them into real life animals so that they look even more nonsensical
      redditors were a mistake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its as shrimple as that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why is shaymin a shrimp and not a hedgehog?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because all realistic Pokemon need to be scary bugs, end of story, no exceptions

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Shaymin Shrimp is an obvious parody of the 'realistic pokemon' artists' obsession with turning everything into some kind of ugly-looking scary bug, often times as an alternative to an animal that would make more sense (here, a hedgehog.)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's an ironic jab at shitty "realistic" arvalis-style pokemon renditions

        If I remember right it's based on the question of "what kind of animal could actually have grass growing directly on its back" and the artist figured a shrimp, which may have algae growing on it or something, is the animal that could most realistically have grasses growing on it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a penguin?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >realistic pokemon is just the pokemon but changed in such a way that the "realistic version" is completely different to the actual pokemon
    I honestly don't get it. Why should Meganium be a turtle for example when it's very clear that it's a sauropod?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ooga booga

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are the tinks squids?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these ones are cute, i like sinistcha and iron crown 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implying baxcalibur is spinosaurus and not concavenator
      i hate realistic fan"art" so much

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i like semi-obscure dinosaurs as much as the next guy but it is absolutely meant to be spinosaurus. its godzilla posture is even similar to the way the holotype was originally reconstructed, which is also what every cheap plastic toy spinosaurus that every kid in the last 100 years played with looked like. that's what spinosaurus looks like in the public consciousness, and no surprise it's also what baxcalibur looks like.
        except the face, ironically, which is comparitively long and narrow among theropod pokémon, and flared at the end, referring to modern depictions of the animal rather than the original, more basal megalosaurine reconstruction. that actually also excludes it from being based on concavenator, an animal very well known to have had a basal megalosaurine skull condition.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's Conca because it's from Spain. Mixed with Godzilla and a sword.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >every pokemon from region must be based on real-life animals from the real-life region
            absolute autism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Draws just earth animals in fricking skins.
      God, why are realismgays like modern game developers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all starters massively improved

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pawmi=paw+nezumi (mouse)
      >pawmot=paw+marmot
      >make the line guinea pigs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did Ogerpon become owls?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is ogerpon a fricking bird when it could be any animal that can hold a god damn mask

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is supposed to be in-between Tatsiguri and Closire?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        looks like annihilape

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some of these look cool, but every time he takes a humanoid Pokemon like Tinkaton or Ogerpon and makes it a random animal, it looks dumb

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like beta Spearow.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay now do Probopass without making it wear a goofy hat

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure that people drawing these realistic pokemon have never seen a real animal.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sandshrew is already real though

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is one area where artificial intelligence excels.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really see why people are so allergic to just making living rocks living rocks, or automatons automatons.

    Now that Voltorb is canonically acorns I hope everyone can stop making them armadillos.

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