>What if Puppeteer but dogshit and for toddlers?

>What if Puppeteer but dogshit and for toddlers?
Tendies explain

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you crying about a game for toddlers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it "copied" her favorite toddler game The puppeteer, and now is seething because her diapers are wet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they could have made an actual game for adults.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        About fricking Princess Peach? Get your head out of your gooner ass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you think because a game is girly it has to be a toddler game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who said they HAD to put the resources into making a Peach game?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good Feel is a raped corpse, Nintendo fricks them every day as they continue to slave away on underwhelming projects with missed potential and their original productions sidelined for low effort trash Nintendo shovelware. Mameda no Bakeru is better than every Switch game from the past 7 years but Nintendo didn't do shit for one of their partners games.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's selling because Japan is obsessed with cuteness

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a kids game, anon. Like legit.
    Not for you or anyone here. Why attack it?
    >Is that a litteral baby movie!?
    >explain movie watchers!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kids game
      >played by adults
      Everyone will play these games either way

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game for small children
    >Ganker is furious about it
    Ok

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Selling more than both Dragons Dogma 2 and Rise of the Ronin

    kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game good because........... little Timmy bought the game
      Watch out anon you're turning into a pokegay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well duh, drones bought millions of nintendo carboard, they'd buy literal shit as long as it has nintendo on it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a kids game, anon. Like legit.
      Not for you or anyone here. Why attack it?
      >Is that a litteral baby movie!?
      >explain movie watchers!!!

      Japan will buy and play any vaguely Nintendo shaped lump you put in front of it and Ganker will do so as well

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No joke I feel like these threads are only made so people can talk about it. Legit even the most hardcore Nintendo fans I've seen barely acknowledge this games existence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it's a completely mindbroken sony homosexual who finds any occasion he can to seethe about nintendo and if he has to use a game for little girls to do it then he'll do just that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it's a Peach game. Super Princess Peach is good precedent on how a game like Showtime was going to go - little girls and general fans of the character are who is going to care, and between the two Nintendo is consiously aiming at the former. Zero surprises here.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to play this, but, frick, I don't care about Peach or girly-girl stuff one bit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you don't need to play it, then. Those are its key selling points unless you're a hardcore theater fan or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the first game directed by Ebisu since Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon back in 1997, which is one of my all-time favorite games. It's also all about theatre.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love how Tendies tried to bury this dogshit game, when this is all they have this year kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Switch gets more exclusives in a single month in its EIGHTH year on the market than PS5 has had in 4 years.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this game like Puppeteer at all aside from the "stage" framing?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty pathetic for you to make a thread seething about this toddler game. Nobody on Ganker even cares about it

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eric please Famitsu sales are tomorow get some rest

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sells more than shitbirth
    Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sells more than shitbirth

      This will never not be funny.

      Also my daughter is playing Peach at the moment and absolutely loving it. I'm slogging through BG3 and being thoroughly miserable by playing it.

      Who is having more fun I ask myself?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is complaining about Nintendo and is crying about something called Puppeteer
    >Don’t even know what that is
    >Look it up
    >It’s a snoy moviegame
    >It-all-makes-sense-now.exe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Puppeteer
      >Moviegame
      Do console wars homosexuals really?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >snoy moviegame
      There is literally nobody more likely to offhandedly shit on a Japan Studio game than a fanboy of present day PlayStation, and it isn't a moviegame either.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peach is more than a damsel in distress... women can be powerful too... and I love to see it!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody gives a frick about Peach.
    Should've made a Princess Zelda spinoff instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody gives a frick about Peach.

      I'm pretty sure she was major character in that massive blockbuster movie last year.

      I'm pretty sure the Peach game is selling like hotcakes.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tendies explain
    I sure didn't fricking ask for this

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something tells me buying a physical copy of this would be a bad idea

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is made for woman and children
    >This makes Ganker seethe to the oblivion

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