What is the first game that comes to your mind when you see this image?

What is the first game that comes to your mind when you see this image?

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  1. 1 month ago
    saucy

    Sonic.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Golden Axe or NHL 95

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "zaygaaaaahhh"
    and I know you've just heard the robot voice in your head

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rocket Knight Adventures.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sega
    >games
    LMAO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sega lost because it never had games

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They had plenty of good games on the Genesis/Mega Drive.

          moronic decisions by Sega of Japan is why they went to shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Naw, it was because they had no games

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh. You're just acting like an idiot to farm yous, I see.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >moronic decisions by Sega of Japan
            I'm tired of seeing this meme. The sinking of Sega was a team effort.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, the pulling it out of the fricking ocean was. Sega is now owned by several fricking large companies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sega was fricked over by both SOA and SOJ. Anyone claiming otherwise is an apologist for either side.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                almost all of the moronic shit Sega US did was mandated by the Japanese branch. just about the only thing that Sega US did prior to Uncle Bernie taking over that was actively detrimental was focusing on FMV games with the Sega CD, and that's only in hindsight because those games WERE actually popular at the time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >almost all of the moronic shit Sega US did was mandated by the Japanese branch
                Lets list them then.
                >not renegotiating disadvantageous retail contracts
                100% SOA's fault.
                >32X
                Born directly from SOA's demands to prolong the Genesis' lifespan.
                >five star policy
                100% SoA's fault.
                >"the Saturn is not our future"
                100% SoA's fault.
                >Dreamcast for $199
                100% SoA's fault.

                The only moronic shit that was actually mandated by SOJ was the surprise Saturn launch.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you an absolutely moronic homie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >32X
                >Born directly from SOA's demands to prolong the Genesis' lifespan.
                And Hayao Nakayama only let them do it because he was afraid of the Jaguar.
                By the way, SOA was absolutely right in wanting to keep the Genesis alive a bit longer. Of course, the non-moronic way to do that was to release more games, not some moronic stopgap add-on.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                in 1993 there was a video game crash and the only thing that ended the slump was new consoles, keeping 16-bit going was a mistake but yes soa should have put out more games and stopped making so many shitty ones themselves.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Now you're just making shit up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, it was a second crash. Toys were mopping the floor with video games and 16-bit was in freefall. Both Sega and Nintendo were in bad shape at the time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a crash, it was market saturation of 16 bit machines. Also show the SNES. Unlike Sega, Nintendo kept supporting it until 96

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1993-11-19-fi-61239-story.html
                you don't know anything about the history of video games do you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                End of a boom isn't a "crash". There was not a video game market crash in 1993. Look at 1984. Now that was a crash.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can see the 1993 crash in that image, as well as the 1995 recovery following the launch of playstation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Based blindgay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >And Hayao Nakayama only let them do it because he was afraid of the Jaguar
                Pure hearsay. SoJ never considered the Jaguar serious competition, they were afraid of the PSX and 3DO. SOJ made their own frickup with the SVP fiasco, but the 32X was all SOA.
                >By the way, SOA was absolutely right in wanting to keep the Genesis alive a bit longer. Of course, the non-moronic way to do that was to release more games, not some moronic stopgap add-on.
                You're completely correct in this, though SOA's quality control was getting a bit spotty near the end.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If they could have gotten the cost of the SVP down, I was quite capable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The SVP capable, but it generated too much heat and melted down in normal operation. Furthermore, the morons at SOJ bought the damn things in a single batch, which meant they were stuck with a frickload of faulty chips they had no way of using.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The SVP capable
                The SVP was*

                Nope, it was a second crash. Toys were mopping the floor with video games and 16-bit was in freefall. Both Sega and Nintendo were in bad shape at the time.

                >16-bit was in freefall
                >posts graph that includes post-PSX years
                Bait or moronic?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1993-11-19-fi-61239-story.html
                you don't know anything about the history of video games do you?

                >demand for current gen systems slows as the next gen is approaching
                >Japanese companies start feeling the effect of the bubble popping
                Still not seeing a crash.

                Should have made a svp cartridge with games that you inserted on top of it instead of the 32x. Could have probably made a decent Virtua Fighter or Virtua cop port with it

                That was the original plan, but the chips kept melting down even after they put heat sinks on them. They were literal hot garbage.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Still not seeing a crash.
                Only the biggest crash since 1983.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >market slowdowns are crashes
                Naruhodo.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Should have made a svp cartridge with games that you inserted on top of it instead of the 32x. Could have probably made a decent Virtua Fighter or Virtua cop port with it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Altered Beast.
    God, I hated that game. but it's the first thing I fricking see.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 3 & Knuckles

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SEEEGGAAAAAA
    *sonic 3 title screen jingle*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worst soundtrack of the trilogy. Absolutely terrible.
      You can really tell americans composed it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are sonicgays pedophiles like tendies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes, kid. they're all pedos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So fricking based I am conditioned to get hard see this

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    streets of rage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always used to play as that skate homie (this was many years before the racism took hold)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People actually played that pixelated shit and thought it was good???

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >32 year old pretending to be a 24 year old zoomer as bait
          I'm just so tired.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          On a CRT it looks a lot better.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Indian style on the floor in the garage, staring at a 11 inch CRT with my brother, I could not have been happier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the one

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ex mutants

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Power base converter, the only thing to make that hunk of junk useful.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too many all at once

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like something a 9 year old would make using Mario maker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do you just bash your hands on the keyboard and let whatever you happened to type get posted?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's a frickin' genesis game?
      Looks like a damn arcade cabinet quality.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's Panorama Cotton.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Sonic 1, any other answer is tryhard.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Comix Zone and Streets of Rage came to mind at the same time

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stereo mod

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stereo mod
      There's an aux jack right there on the front.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stereo mod

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WISE FWOM YOUW GWAVE

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    California Games. My cousin had a Model 1 and that was all he would play.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally nothing.
    Oh wait, sonic I guess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people feel the need to comment if they're fricking clueless?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How terrible vectorman was amd how much my old man loved chakan the foreverman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. They really tried to compare Vectorman to DKC. I had a friend who liked Vectorman, but I never got the appeal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The appeal was that the game had super smooth as frick 60fps animation and featured a frickload of scanline background effects second only to Panorama Cotton. Like every other level had some absurd effect going on, the Nightscape level alone has a better looking background than nearly every other game on the console. The title screen itself does practically every effect the system is capable of. And before you even get to the title screen, you get to blow up the SEGA logo as soon as the console powers up. It was also the first game I've played on consoles that had an in-game manual.

        Vectorman was fricking insanely based. Shame that behind all of that it was basically a mediocre platform game, but hey, so is DKC once you take away the CGI grafix.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          DKC has more going for it. Vectorman is a tech demo first, game second.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BEEEEEOOOOWWW BUM BUM BUM

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wrong console, stop hitting the Hassy's so hard

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    easily one of the best western games for the system,if only the player sprites were better quality

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any of those Sega mini consoles that aren't cheaply made piles of shit with shit sound quality?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sanic Le Autisthog

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Strider.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm dead broke, I can't really picture this

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Genesis games looked like THAT?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that fricking 3d sequence between levels

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No games. Just mommy and daddy screaming.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 2
    Only played the Sonic games as a kid, but going back and checking out the rest of this console's library makes me realize it blew the SNES out of the fricking water.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ghouls and Ghosts. First game I played for it when visiting my friends house in 1st grade back in 1990. Only new about the NES and Mario back then, so this was pretty awesome. Somehow this 7 year old kid was able to beat the game with me watching that weekend. Amazing.

    >ing4 no Castlevania, Contra or Gunstar Heros

    No. They suck. SNES versions are better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Gunstar Heroes
      >SNES version
      Maybe on planet moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the other two, you absolute nutter. Thanks for the (you).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They are good on their own right and not the same games either.
          >I'm a nutter because you can't write a post properly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I did it on purpose because I knew some autist would bring it up and give me (you)s. Don't hate the playa, hate the game. Peace.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I was only pretending to be moronic
              Suuurreee

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boogerman

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Road Rash 3

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vermillion

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Arrow Flash

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flashback, every time.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lotus Turbo Challenge.
    >YEEHAW
    >YEEHAW
    >YEEHAW

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