WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED SANDSISTERS? WHY IS NOBODY PLAYING?

WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED SANDSISTERS? WHY IS NOBODY PLAYING?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    schizoHispanic thread

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I also wonder why.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The demo they put out was so bad it made everyone take it off their wishlists lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me 🙁

      The demo is a bad representation of the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so what is it like

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it came out the same day as a meme game and was completely drowned out by forced outrage
    it's better than slopblade btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Came out the same day as Emerald SaGa, the Crab Dark Souls game, Eiyuden Chronicles came came out like a day before, not many people are going to pick SL over some of these. I did, but still.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember before Twitch existed and we didn't think streaming numbers were the end all of popularity?

    Wait, modern Ganker is probably actually too young to remember that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's more public metrics than just twitch to go off moron. namely steamdb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there's more people watching a popular speedrunner on twitch than the entire playerbase of sandland
      kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1300
        For a game I never saw ads for, that's decent.
        It came out at a surprisingly busy time, it's a new IP based on a series most people haven't seen as well.
        I'd say it would be on the level of the average DQ spin-off, and that's true on steam. Only DQ spin off that beats it is Builders 2 for whatever reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always with the steamcharts. If the past decade has taught me anything when it comes to multiplatform games, PC usually has the least amount of players for some reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's more public metrics than just twitch to go off moron. namely steamdb

      >there's more people watching a popular speedrunner on twitch than the entire playerbase of sandland
      kek

      I miss when people didn't use metrics like these as a marker of quality.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its just zoomers, ignore their usual moronation.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    May get tempted

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like Akira Toriyama.
    I like Dragon Ball Z (not Dragon Ball).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re 0/3 as far as I’m fricking concerned. My head is spinning and I called the cops.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A mixture of nobody knowing what sandland is. The movie being shadow dropped on Disney+ and Disney saying nothing about it. and the game being pretty bland open world game with no depth to speak of.
    The game ain't bad. But nobody is going to care whether or not they played it or ever heard about it before.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sand Land is awesome.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Settle down, Dobson.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SandrewDobson.webm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if Dobson drew Dragon Ball?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anime was good so I might pick this up. Gotta be later though because I'm playing too much already.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game looked bad from the first trailer. Just another game that should have been a linear adventure that fell for the open world meme

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was developed by Ilca AKA the clowns behind BDSP. Dunno what you were expecting.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i personally believe that artistic creations are indissolubly attached to their original creators.
    with toriyama gone, everything they will ever shit out with his name plastered on it will be either cheap fan fiction at best, and sacrilegous predatory exploitation and grave robbing at worst
    i completely disengaged from anything related to lotr after tolkien's son died, and i'll do the same with toriyama's works now
    narrative works cannot and should not survive their creators

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but toriyama approved this before he died.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he approved a lot of shit throughout the years.
        he was kind of a moron most of the time honestly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he approved a lot of shit throughout the years.
      he was kind of a moron most of the time honestly

      >with toriyama gone, everything they will ever shit out with his name plastered on it will be either cheap fan fiction at best, and sacrilegous predatory exploitation and grave robbing at worst
      >he approved a lot of shit throughout the years.
      What is it?
      Are you moronic? Of course you are, you're probably a DB Hispanic commentating on the works of someone you barely know anything about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Dragon Ball ended in the 90s

        Everything else is fricking slop for Black folk and spics

        Play chrono trigger instead

        Black person cattleBecause Dragon Ball ended in the 90s

        Everything else is fricking slop for Black folk and spics

        Play chrono trigger instead

        Black person cattle

        [...]

        >everything toriyama is dragon ball or chrono trigger
        Spic.

        Because Black Ball ended in the 90s

        Everyone is frickingrBlack folk and spics

        Play Black person trigger instead

        Black person Black person

        We get it Pablo fricked your girlfriend and after he was done with your lawn he trimmed hers
        Now chill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When I said "What is it?" I mean, what the frick is your (or his, "hurr durr I'm a different guy!") opinion supposed to be when it radically changes between posts.
          Either way, that manga is both fine and has no Toriyama involvement beyond maybe Toriyama getting sent a rough draft.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he approved a lot of shit through the years
            >HURR DURR WAT U MEAN
            youre fricking moronic lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >with toriyama gone, everything they will ever shit out with his name plastered on it will be either cheap fan fiction at best, and sacrilegous predatory exploitation and grave robbing at worst
              >he approved a lot of shit throughout the years.
              The first implies that it was in any way different before moron.
              Fricking spics, LEARN ENGLISH BEFORE POSTING ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SITE.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you first

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frogBlack person is moronic
      sasuga

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toriyama's son is alive and managing his IPs, frogtard.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every game based on an anime or manga fricking sucks.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing.
    But I'm getting bored. Vehicle customization is fun, but enemy variety is extremely low and the game is piss easy.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the italian man play it. Looks okay but has the same problem of every modern game where the tutorial lasts for 5 fricking hours.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >problem of every modern game
      >modern game
      Just say you never played a single jrpg in your life.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought it for PS4, I enjoyed the demo and I really like that they use Toriyama's other mech designs

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you care about the player number in a singleplayer game? How does it impact your enjoyment of the game in any way? Do you own Bandai Namco stock or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't enjoy a gayme if it's unpopular. I need to be with the cool kids nowadays.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All the cool kids are contrarians.
        Popular bad.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see in a review everyone in the main cast has a skill tree
    >Whoa, you can play as all of them?
    >try to look up gameplay of any of them
    >cant find any
    Surely they won't do the DQ and Xenoblade 3 thing right? Where you can customize everything about the characters but can never actually play as them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please help this moron out

        No they won't.
        You can't actually customize anything about the characters other than their active skills

        So they're just npcs then?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much. They have active skills that you control and some passives but they don't really do anything.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No they won't.
      You can't actually customize anything about the characters other than their active skills

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No marketing, Toriyama dying, and Stellerblade capturing all the press this week.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was about to buy it then I remembered how much I hated the One Piece RPG they came out with a year ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was it that bad?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game rendered in 955p for me and text was blurry but only when the window was IN focus. I had to go inside the settings files to change this. Typical Japanese console port jank. Game is extremely mid and railroaded despite ostensibly having an open world.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worked on my machine.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Dragon Ball ended in the 90s

    Everything else is fricking slop for Black folk and spics

    Play chrono trigger instead

    Black person cattle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >talks about slop
      >suggest sloppa trigger
      lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everything toriyama is dragon ball or chrono trigger
      Spic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aventuras de Fly?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but despite being a Dragon Quest spinoff, Adventures of Dai is NOT Toriyama.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, It’s the vandel buster guy. Spictards only know dbz though

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Spictards only know dbz though

              Isn't that more of a US thing? Pretty sure mexicans grew up on OG dragon ball.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Dragon Ball ended in the 90s

    Everything else is fricking slop for Black folk and spics

    Play chrono trigger instead

    Black person cattleBecause Dragon Ball ended in the 90s

    Everything else is fricking slop for Black folk and spics

    Play chrono trigger instead

    Black person cattle

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feels like a shovelware PS2 game
    not bad just not something I would go out of my way to play right now

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Black Ball ended in the 90s

    Everyone is frickingrBlack folk and spics

    Play Black person trigger instead

    Black person Black person

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who broke the schizo?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Black Ball ended in the 90s

    Everyone is frickingrBlack folk and spics

    Play Black person trigger instead

    Black person Black person

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    After Dragon Ball he worked on
    >11 short run manga
    >the Galactic Patrol trilogy, a series of works spanning several years which concluded with his final manga in 2013
    >3 video game adaptations of one of his prior manga
    >design works for the Dr. Slump reboot
    >design work for Tobal No. 1 and its sequel
    >design work for the Blue Dragon franchise
    >contributed narrative, lore, and designs for Dragon Ball Online and Xenoverse
    You're just a stupid Hispanic who thinks Toriyama is just Dragon Ball and that JRPG the youtubers you watch talk about, when in reality, by the time Dragon Ball ended he had written 60 volumes of manga and had been contributing enough work over that period of time to result in three full tankobans of it.
    You wouldn't know though because YOU'RE A STUPID SPIC
    YOU'RE NOT WHITE

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game is fricking boring and the art style cant save it

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am buying it the moment I am done with Unicorn Overlord and Chrono Ark.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for the XCI to drop (assuming it hasn't but the usual site I go to doesn't have it).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >XCI
      It's not on Switch. And PS4 games take forever to get dumped, if they do at all. Unicorn Overlord still isn't dumped, and P3R took over two weeks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh damn I thought it was coming to switch. Has it been cracked yet or does it have denuvo? If the latter, it'll probably never be cracked as the troony hates anything anime related.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you fricking moron it was cracked 1h after release

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >70 euros
    Ill wait a couple months and get it for under 20

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its free on PC

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like it's for kids. I don't mean that as a slur either; just that it probably wouldn't be for me, is all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the reasons Sand Land was never really that well liked is kind of the opposite, there was less action and flashiness than other Toriyama works and the main cast is 2 old geezers and a demon. The new girl is a brand new addition to the anime and game. I've only played for 6 hours total but it's fun so far.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >world is full of different races
    >your party members are all humans
    STOP DOING THIS.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also I’m trans btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 human
      2 demons
      1 half human half demon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The demons just look like humans.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not a party member, hes the MC.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They look varied enough, the in-Universe reason was none of the other demons wanted to go. That was the story in the manga years before the game came out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wanted Kamaitachi to come instead.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They look like humans to you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bottom looks like the alien c@girls in Voices of the Void

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is it bad if the faces in this image look the same?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      xenoblade chronicles x was the WORST game for this, 18 party members and only one was a non human

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's always annoying.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you wanted a bangaa party member?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Best would be one of each race but I'd be okay with any of them to be honest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should have played SaGa Emerald Beyond

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, are you sure its good? Seems dead.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh steam numbers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fine, I'll give it a shot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fine, I'll give it a shot.

        Alright I tried it and it sucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ni no Kuni 2 fricking KILLED me because of this. You literally go around meeting dog people, cat people, rat people, robots, mermen and maids, and talking monsters. "Heres your all human party, go frick yourself kthxbye"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        king evan outlawed miscegenation

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is 100% brown and poor.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All they needed to do was make the MC a cute girl

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill enemy
    >1 exp
    >Kill boss enemy way before i'm meant to be able to kill him as it takes 5-10 mins
    >18 exp
    Who designed this shit? Also its soulless, the combos are worse than automata and theres no reason not to just kill everything with vehicles.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it good? I loved Mad Max should I try it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try the demo, you get some mechs from the start and you just travel around and get a taste for it but you can't do anything cool like in the main game like make new mechs or do bounties or any story content. If you play the demo for a bit and you hate the main gameplay which is fighting in tanks and mechs across sand land then I wouldn't bother. Only thing I will say is the main game is of course much better than the demo.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had no idea this was even out, let alone cracked.
    Will be playing this on Tuesday, have not tried the demo, so going in blind. I'm a bit excited for it but if its slop I'll drop it within the first 30 minutes

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are toriyama fans a bunch of grifters?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There aren't many Toriyama fans outside Japan, everyone here is just a DBZ "fan" who only wants dbz.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a Dragon Quest fan.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Out of respect for Toriyama they are going to be making the Lady Red videogame.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many days until toriyama is cancelled

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She could charge way more than 200 bucks

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im playing a pirated copy

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why doesnt rao smoke in the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The answer is usually CERO

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate mechs and vehicle combat but decided to give it a go for and refund but now i'm 7 hours in. I was surprised that it wasn't talked about on Ganker but sometimes it's a good thing I guess since I'm not sure if I had given it a chance after reading about it

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PS6 when?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ill give it a go

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Toriyama, but I'll buy this when it's $10. It looks cozy, but not really a I Must Play This Immediately type game.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they removed fauns from the game after seeing spyro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how the PS6 looks like a PS1.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad english dub

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers need to understand not every good game is popular

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Practically a shadow drop.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I browsed Target and saw no trace of Sand Land while Censor Blade was sold out.
    The demo was also kind of shit but I still want to play the game.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im burned out, going to rest vidya for a while, till SMT VV. Sandland looks good but reading some reviews it seems to be less good than I expected so....sounds like I'll wait for a good discount. Perhaps I should watch the anime instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The anime is good, it's only 13 eps. Doesn't outstay its welcome.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Xabungle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but I will continue to listen to the music.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the one with the exploding kids?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats zambot 3

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    refunded it after 2 hours, I might try it again if its on sale for $5-10

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do i craft croc steel and raptor steel for this fricking jump bot i swear i saw the menu once and now i dont know where or how

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a side quest from the mayor after you make the jump bot i'm pretty sure

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