what went so wrong?

what went so wrong?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft aquisition.
    After that it was all downhill.
    Not to mention all the dev time is split between several versions. We don't have bundles because they can't get it working on pocket edition.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how come modders can achieve to make so much more content than mojang for FREE?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because why work hard if your paycheck is guaranteed? Just keep stalling and pretend to work! Modders on the other hand, I assume they have patreons where they jave show results or people will leave. And then there's gigachad modders that with the power of weaponized autism make mods just for fun.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ah, the koda method

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Embrace
      Extend
      Exterminate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not to mention all the dev time is split between several versions.
      This is it. The entire game is being held back because they need everything to be compatible with the fucking phone port.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only 3 constantly updated games i care about being held back/ruined by phone ports

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the 3rd world ruined gaming in so many ways

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Minecraft is one of the best games ever developed. It is criminally underrated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back where?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hard to believe but i believe it. no matter how successful it is it deserves to be far more successful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >memeversions

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the new devs are absolutely worthless at their jobs and a team of dozens of employees takes more time to implement features that took one man a fraction of the time to implement
    i'm not even dickriding notch because the dude stole all his shit from agdg and Ganker but there's a reason why if you ask some random kid "who developed minecraft" there's a 99% chance they'll say notch, and I'm sure that fact makes jeb and the rest of the microshit team absolutely fucking SEETHE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the dude stole all his shit from agdg and Ganker
      context?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure
        the context is notch stole all his ideas from Ganker

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have any pics of the threads? I mean, I can belive it
          Endermen are black, steal blocks and were added in the same update as watermelons
          Creepers are green, the muslim color
          Villagers have big noses, scam you (untill 1.8) and are defended by golems

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i dont get it. you saying minecraft should be cancelled?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no im saying minecraft is based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have any pics of the threads? I mean, I can belive it
        Endermen are black, steal blocks and were added in the same update as watermelons
        Creepers are green, the muslim color
        Villagers have big noses, scam you (untill 1.8) and are defended by golems

        no im saying minecraft is based

        Go back

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it never got more complex. I wanted to see more AI behaviors and interactions, more reasons to actually build bases and stuff like carts/tracks. the villagers and then pillagers were step in an interesting direction but it was so little and so late

    when I play minecraft I spend a few hours trying to make a staircase in my house that isn't ugly as fuck, then I explore the nether and can't find a fortress, then I quit because nothing is fucking happening

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you grew up

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be Ganker incel
    >make great game
    >sell game to microsoft
    >instantly turns to shit
    imagine what we could do if we actually cared

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      minetest is good. host a server

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No authority in the studio. Jeb doesn't care, his brain isn't wired to be a leader, he's a total cuck. All the actual devs are so fucking bad at their jobs that they can't do in a year for pay what a single modder can do for free in a month. The whole product languishes, but Microsoft isn't going to fire anyone because the game is making gangbusters anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is pretty much it.
      There's too many versions that they're trying too hard to have parity with. Probably because the marketplace makes so much money so bedrock gets priority.
      And as for them deciding what to do with updates, there's no cohesion. The team is too big, disjointed, and lacking a genuinely skilled director. They need to just get a good director in there that has an actual fucking vision for the game. But instead we just get random updates adding whatever random thing some dev comes up with. So you get all these disjointed blocks and mobs and things that just do fuck all. Compared to, say, the release 1.0 update that had cohesion, adding all these different systems like potions and enchants that led to the addition of a boss fight. That should be the blueprint; intorudce materials that go towards a mechanic that propels you forward towards a brand new challenge.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're bloating the game with more items and blocks instead of adding more events. There's also advancement bloat. Other than that it's fine, the update aquatic was good and the Deep Dark/negative height is an ok extension of the world.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game went from a survival sandbox (1.7.3 beta and previous versions) to just a sandbox game (adventure update+) where any sense of "surviving" and making the world yours just gets handed to you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i always see people complain about 1.8 beta but looking at the patch notes, what the fuck ruined it for you?
      the hunger bar really isnt that bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sprinting ruined the difficulty of the game, just run from any encounter that may kill you. absolutely no risk involved if you have any brain cells.
        1.8 mapgen also sucks dick and just gives you a bunch of boring plains with hideous grass colors that end with nearly infinite oceans
        on top of the hunger bar which was nothing but a "DUDE THIS IS A SURVIVAL GAME PUT HUNGER IN IT" gimmick that was just obnoxious and didn't pose much of any threat and it took them another like 5 years to slightly improve it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hunger killed the cool exploration vibe of the game. Now you're chained to roughly the area of your house, while before you could explore for hours just going deeper and deeper.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No you aren't. A stack of steak will last you a long time. If you need more just fill an ender or shulker chest and you're stocked for days. Also what do you mean deeper and deeper. Underground? That's just mindless mining. Above ground? Countless food sources.
          I think hunger could be done better. I think each food item should give its own buff, therefore making each one useful rather than steak just being the only food worth a damn. But it's literally a non issue.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can find food wherever you go, you can set off in any direction and survive indefinitely, bring at least a flint and steel for quick cooked meat and you're good forever. You are not chained to anything but your lack of skill in fucking Minecraft. Unironically git gud.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          to this day I cannot understand fags who get filtered by hunger, at most its an inconvience countered by the fact so many food sources exist that you can easily just pillage your way through, and thats very early game, by end game you aren't even thinking about it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can see how it's mildly annoying but it's always so wildly exaggerated. To imply you can't explore because of it is retarded.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can but it's still very inconvenient (not just exploration, but moving around as well). I always rush for golden carrots, otherwise I'll go mad not being able to sprint jump around

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The games easy enough as it is, why would you want infinite sprint? Might as well just play peaceful.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because I like building megabases/don't have enough resources to build railroads everywhere I go. Maybe it's a very particular issue but I have this autistic way of playing where I just build farms and trade for everything while making a self sustaining megabase with every single farmable resource

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You play minecraft in the most soulless way possible.

                hunger is just an annoyance, it serves zero purpose outside of "oops! you have to eat every few seconds" to anyone that isnt a complete retard.

                It keeps sprint in check.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm having fun though. Lots of resources; comfy digging and building; huge landmarks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hunger is just an annoyance, it serves zero purpose outside of "oops! you have to eat every few seconds" to anyone that isnt a complete retard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i think thats the main complaint, its a redundant mechanic due to how common food is. its quite literally only an inconvenience

            >that webm
            Soul. I'm sad I missed out on splatoon. Is it worth it to get in now?

            they ruined 3 by going overboard on the appeal to esports, 1/2 are still just as playable.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be taken back to the past.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    four things:
    1. microsoft's incompetency
    2. trying to make the game more complex while not actually adding much in terms of progression
    3. being autistically obsessed with "MUH DEV ROOLS!!! NOOOO WE CANT DO THAT ITS NOT MINECRAFT LIKE!!!"
    4. WAY too much focus on revamping and building off of old content without trying to do anything thats brand new.
    starting at 1.13 these things together have completely destroyed the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3. being autistically obsessed with "MUH DEV ROOLS!!! NOOOO WE CANT DO THAT ITS NOT MINECRAFT LIKE!!!"
      You're wrong, this is the reason it hasn't gone to shit. It's still the most successful game in existence anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >taking normalfag opinion seriously
        go back, please.

        You can find food wherever you go, you can set off in any direction and survive indefinitely, bring at least a flint and steel for quick cooked meat and you're good forever. You are not chained to anything but your lack of skill in fucking Minecraft. Unironically git gud.

        you are chained to having to sleep every few days in order to not be constantly be annoyed by buggy assholes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Make a bed retard. It's 3 sheep and 2 logs. You don't even need a safe place to sleep

          >3. being autistically obsessed with "MUH DEV ROOLS!!! NOOOO WE CANT DO THAT ITS NOT MINECRAFT LIKE!!!"
          You're wrong, this is the reason it hasn't gone to shit. It's still the most successful game in existence anyway.

          Take into account Minecraft is not just a "good game". It's an extremely accessible one, for the main public of videogames. Don't get mixed up in the successful = good

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the problem is that you are forced to sleep in a sandbox, retard.
            >muh gamerule
            doesnt count.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >doesnt count.
              Why?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's the problem with that? Play creative if you're such a stupid moron who can't possibly BOTHER with eating one steak a day and sleeping every 3 days, both which take less than 3 seconds to deal with
                >Doesn't count
                Why not? If you're such a bitch about it, just cheat

                the only reason to ever play vanilla minecraft is if its a multiplayer server, which most likely wont have phantoms off unless its a very custom experience like skyblock or a minigame server.
                so the gamerule doesnt count because it will be out of your control.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but who cares? I can't understand why that matters at all
                >Inb4 everyone needs to sleep at the same time to avoid phantoms
                Half of all realms I joined bad plugins for one bed sleeping

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What's the problem with that? Play creative if you're such a stupid moron who can't possibly BOTHER with eating one steak a day and sleeping every 3 days, both which take less than 3 seconds to deal with
              >Doesn't count
              Why not? If you're such a bitch about it, just cheat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3. being autistically obsessed with "MUH DEV ROOLS!!! NOOOO WE CANT DO THAT ITS NOT MINECRAFT LIKE!!!"
      This one bothers me the most. They have rules along the lines of "not adding animals that are aggressive irl" then they go and add a fucking polar bear, the most naturally aggressive animal on the planet. Mojang has no respect for the actual core rules of minecraft, otherwise we wouldn't have ended up with:
      >flying in survival
      >armour/tools stronger than diamond
      >items which prevent you from dying in survival
      >micro transactions
      I wish they would have gone down the route of adding more blocks, but mojang just seems completely hellbent on adding content in areas they believe are "neglected."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        quite funny isnt it?
        the same rules that they love to break are the same ones currently holding minecraft back.
        not to mention how they are also not actually minecraft like at all. for example the ones i know.
        >mobs cant interact with the enviornment as it takes away from player agency (creepers and endermen)
        >things can only perform one action/have one purpose (campfires, which THEY added. or for a earlier example, lava in that it can burn you and make cobblestone or anvils that can fall for heavy damage, repair items, combine enchants, and apply enchanted books)
        >player can only interact with one block at a time (redstone allowing multiple interactions at once, TnT breaking multiple blocks at once, hoppers allowing you to make a fucking sorting system that is connected to dozens of chests)
        >no reskins (all the stone variants, furnace variants, smithing table dong exactly what an anvil is supposed to do but for one item)

        They still never delivered on proper not-breaking-every-mod-with-every-update mod support, right?

        not sure when they promised it, but its never gunna happen. the devs are trying to kill java because forge is infinitely superior to the bedrock marketplace.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not adding animals that are aggressive irl
        they had wild wolves for literally a dozen years

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          refer to

          quite funny isnt it?
          the same rules that they love to break are the same ones currently holding minecraft back.
          not to mention how they are also not actually minecraft like at all. for example the ones i know.
          >mobs cant interact with the enviornment as it takes away from player agency (creepers and endermen)
          >things can only perform one action/have one purpose (campfires, which THEY added. or for a earlier example, lava in that it can burn you and make cobblestone or anvils that can fall for heavy damage, repair items, combine enchants, and apply enchanted books)
          >player can only interact with one block at a time (redstone allowing multiple interactions at once, TnT breaking multiple blocks at once, hoppers allowing you to make a fucking sorting system that is connected to dozens of chests)
          >no reskins (all the stone variants, furnace variants, smithing table dong exactly what an anvil is supposed to do but for one item)
          [...]
          not sure when they promised it, but its never gunna happen. the devs are trying to kill java because forge is infinitely superior to the bedrock marketplace.

          the devs dont even know what makes up minecraft's identity..

          But da joos keep adding magic and gay shit instead of industrial autism

          you WILL be a tech wizard and you WILL like it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not modding out the shitty splashes and garbage music
          Anon what year is it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, which makes that rule even more bullshit. They wouldn’t add sharks because they thought “if we make them docile, people will approach them irl, but if we make them aggressive, people will think it’s okay to kill them.” Both of these points can be applied to wolves in game, and even foxes which they added. The point being that Mojang are hypocrites that don’t follow their own nonsense rules.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its funny since the basic passive mobs (cow & co.) have existed in minecraft the longest, yet if you see a farm animal in the wilderness you should ABSOLUTELY NOT approach it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too much shit

    game was better when it was simpler

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forcing a microsoft account was a pretty bad move imo.
    Notch stepping down because of vidya trolls another.
    There's always pirating as an option, and some servers allow it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No dorf forts in new caves

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The developers taking forever to update while under delivering content. Lack of new hostile mobs to challenge the player and multiple versions of the game making development hard for a small team. Modders are the only thing keeping the game interesting. Hiring modders doesn't work since they hired the Aether mod creator and nothing has come of it. If it wasn't the release of better tools to mod and Hytale going into development hell, then I say some other game would over take it. But seems nobody else is making a block or voxel game on that level.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But seems nobody else is making a block or voxel game on that level.
      its because anybody making a sandbox block/voxel game thinks they can do "minecraft... but le better! and actually not minecraft."
      when in reality they should just shamelessly copy 1.7.10/1.12.2 in a 1:1 way and build up from there. but at that point making a mod is the superior option for multiple reasons, which filters anybody making a sandbox block/voxel game to the former statement

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish i could play Minecraft beta 1.7.3 with you guys.
    And by the way, what is the comfiest version of Minecraft in your opinion?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alpha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you posted it

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There needs to be a clear endpoint for development to stop and cease all updates. Everything being added on since 2016 feels so bloated and unnecessary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything being added on since 2016 feels so bloated and unnecessary
      because the devs are trying to revamp things that didnt need a revamp.
      the only two things that really needed a update were caves and the nether. but imo they missed the mark on both of those. caves are way too big now and-

      Yeah but who cares? I can't understand why that matters at all
      >Inb4 everyone needs to sleep at the same time to avoid phantoms
      Half of all realms I joined bad plugins for one bed sleeping

      >realms
      EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS gay!
      HE PAYS MICROSOFT FOR MULTIPLAYER!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that webm
        Soul. I'm sad I missed out on splatoon. Is it worth it to get in now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stunning response from someone who can't craft a bed and sleep in 3 seconds

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry man, you unironically use realms when there are dozens of free server alternatives.
          (you) do not deserve an actual argument.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever helps you sleep at night, if you can do that I mean

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still wish they would have focused on something big like a new area. Something like Aether would be good to expand the game into a new direction instead of just trying to add on to content that doesn't need more shit.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's The Comfiest Version?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While the current devs have fucked priorities, I really don't think the game is bad. I've been playing 1.18 for awhile and enjoying it. All the shit they added (phantoms aside but you can disable them anyway) don't really make the game worse to me. Maybe the mobs are useless and don't drop anything but I'm not upset they're there, just indifferent, at best it's kinda neat for varieties sake. I dont think the devs are making the game worse, just holding it back from its full potential.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1.8
    >if I didn't eat two roasted chicken today I would have surely died!!
    Fuck you Notch you fucking hack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a fat fuck so he was probably just trying to make the game more realistic for him.
      >don't eat for 10 minutes
      >start starving
      You can't look at him and tell me he doesn't do that.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STILL
    NO
    fUCKING
    CHAIRS
    I'M NOT AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO MAKE LIFE SIZED CITIES JUST LET ME MAKE A DECENT LOOKING ROOM

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks I am now unreasonably mad. I hate the chuckle fucks in charge. Notch you fat moron was infinite money not enough? You needed infinity+1?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mojang is so insanely incompetent that they split an update into 3 parts and still ended up scrapping some of the promised features. Not that I care anymore because the game has been legally declared dead since the chat report update.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunno, never played it.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1.5 was the last version who wasn't a shitshow
    It wasn't that good but everything changed since 1.9

    I want a Minecraft mod 1.5 who add elytra, firework flying and mending because that the only good addition they've made since, everything can go to the drain
    If made i would make a Ganker server

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and nobody would play on it because of the slow as fuck 3rd world internet connection, ESL.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why so bitter because he speaks multiple languages? Seems like a weird thing to get riled up about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me not gonna speak Well because me Fuck you
        Fuck you Fuck you
        Me never speak tea eater language well because me know it make you angry

        Me Fuck you then me Fuck you mom then me will spit in ugly word Book made by tea eater in you house

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    microsoft

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They still never delivered on proper not-breaking-every-mod-with-every-update mod support, right?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing to do at all besides make a base and mob grinder and then quit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats why we play modded.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But da joos keep adding magic and gay shit instead of industrial autism

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Telemetry
    I removed the game from my computer after they added that shit

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Update broke the game for console players.

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