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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your "father" did not use a condom.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough Ganker users talk about their coop experiences. You know to be honest I feel like frequenters on this board don't much care for cooperation and that's unfortunate. It's a lot of fun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not enough Ganker users talk about their coop experiences
      I bought it at launch and played co-op with someone for most of the game. It was awful. Disconnecting every minute or so without fail.
      >Enter boss arena
      >Boss is buffed because 2 players
      >Summoned person disconnects despite stable internet
      >Host has to beat the buffed boss
      Add to that the fact that you clear a boss and now you can't play co-op in that area again, despite the fact it's an open world game with loads more to explore. Then if you do manage to play together for a while, you get some tryhard homosexual with a Fextralife bleed build just running around using all the cheese in the world to try to grief you.
      Co-op was absolute dogshit at launch.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still bad. Thankfully mods finally got the co-op into a somewhat acceptable state.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I'd played with that seamless co-op mod, but I don't like using any mods on Souls(like) games and it wasn't even released until we were done playing together.
          It's a shame because I really like the game. Also a shame that the game has very little replayability, so going through it again co-op isn't really likely.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get better internet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was really excited to play co-op in this game but could not get a solid connection with the guy I wanted to play it with, and that alone probably accounts for a lot of why I didn't like this game very much.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't start doing co-op until after my first playthrough. It's fun to help people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they have this weird sense of elitism for a game that began with this unique co-op system to allow to you to be challenged regardless of receiving help.

      There is nothing more hilarious than summoning multiple people and watching all of them fail. Summoning doesn't guarantee you'll kill the boss unless you exclusively summon the Golden order people who have beaten this game 6 times over and maxed out all their stats so they end up 5 shotting the boss.

      I mean if you haven't beaten this game on Barbarian with no upgraded stats, who cares if you defeated the boss on your own. We don't all want to be "LetMeSoloHer" and autistically desire to kill 1 boss thousands of times.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the DLC have a release date already?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      20th september but don't take my word for granted also SCREENCAP THIS SHIT

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It had genuinely bad optimization with constant freezes for a long time. Half of those zeros are bait or people getting filtered though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Half of those zeros are bait or people getting filtered though

      Nah, that's a cope. It's pretty buggy and extremely jank, and the design especially of many bosses is legitimately quite bad.

      No reasonable person would ever think it's a zero though, that's just the generic hyperbole of user review sites where "I like game" = 10/10 and "I don't like game" = 0/10 with nothing in between.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a cope dawg, look at

        Gamers went wrong

        Actually, I take it back, at least a third are jungle monkeys mad about Elden Ring overshadowing God of War

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is absolutely a cope, that image has nothing to do with anything. Ratings were complete ass on launch for the PC version because it just didn't fricking run half the time and showing an image of launch day ratings is worthless unless the discussion is about which company does better QA before releasing something.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I originally said that half of the zeros are technical problems, I just disagree that the other half aren't angry spics

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I just disagree that the other half aren't angry spics
              They are not, thinking they are is the cope.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I googled two of those names from the GoW pic and they're literally Brazilians

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I googled 2 people out of hundreds, that proves it!
                No lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the only ones that have design problems are Malenia and Elden Beast, and Malenia would be perfectly fine without waterfowl dance and Elden Beast would be perfectly fine if either it didn't run away from you so much or if you could ride Torrent in the fight

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally the only ones that have design problems are Malenia and Elden Beast

          And all the others as well

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds pretty fricking filtered to me. I played the entire game 3 times over on a pc not even meeting the minimum specs and I barely had any bugs or jank happen to me.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sounds pretty fricking filtered to me
          Because you are mentally moronic.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Love how you didn't address the actual point. I accept your concession.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't have a point and didn't make an argument.
              >if u didnt liek it ur bad LOL
              Is not an argument, which you would know if you had at least a triple digit IQ.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, the argument was about the game running fine. If you wanna see a buggy, janky game at launch I suggest checking out a Bethesda game. But also you were clearly filtered as frick. I pity you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you that guy that posts in every shitty game thread that the games weren't buggy on launch

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine playing jap games on PC

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if u didnt liek it ur bad LOL
                Neither an argument nor logically valid. You seem to have an IQ issue.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Main bosses are all good, the fricking worst are the open world bosses like draconic tree sentinels and gargoyles. It's awful.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also large ennemies especially dragons are a pain in the ass to fight, the camera is terrible and as a melee we have nothing in our arsenal to fight them efficiently. It's absolute trash. You tickle the dragon's feet, then he flies out and you can't see him for a few seconds and you get fricked.
          I wish we could climb monsters like in Dragon's Dogma, or even better the ability to do cinematic acrobatic jump attack to the dragon's head, when he slam his hand for exemple we jump from it. Fromsoft is capable of doing that but they don't out of laziness

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamers went wrong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, three houses deserves much worse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick does Cyberpunk (PC/PS5/XSX) have a higher user score?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        only normies and marketers use that site.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even normies were shitting on 2077, that's how bad it was, which makes it's user score perplexing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Edgerunners

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even normies were shitting on 2077, that's how bad it was, which makes it's user score perplexing

        >How the frick does Cyberpunk (PC/PS5/XSX) have a higher user score?

        It doesn't. Go check right now. That image is dishonest, put together from right at release, note the number of reviews.

        only normies and marketers use that site.

        This is a complete cope fir when you are a fanboy cultist and your game doesn't do well. The only time Metacritic user score is unreliable is right at release when there are like less than 100 reviews. After about a month, Metacritic score is by far one of the best indication of a game's quality, being second only to Steam reviews.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The diverse/global internet was such an insane mistake, genuinely never thought people could be so fricking stupid and aggressively unaware of themselves, blows my shit away. Makes it very funny seeing white leftists cling to election tourists or white supremacists.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      steam will review fricking anything with overwelming positivity if it doesnt kill their parents. steam reviews have never been a good source for the actual quality of a game because its all bootlickers, the literal only games that get even remotely middling reviews are ones that literally cant even run (cyberpunk, newer snoy ports) or things with several thousands of dollars in DLC like the sims that are just blatantly taking advantage of customers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"you can't trust game journos look at user score instead!"
        >"um ackshually you cant trust metacritic user score because you dont have to buy the game to rate it"
        >"ok so steam is all legitimate user reviews of people who bought the game but it doesn't count because I don't like their opinions"

        Ok, so what's a good source of information on game quality then homosexual?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden mid...worst From game...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mid
      Go back twitterhomosexual

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ER was fine if you played on PC with a decent setup. You also had to purposefully avoid all guides and skip using summons knowing full well they were cheap. If you did your own thing it was a easy 8/10. The vast majority of players were using guides day 1 completely ruining the experience.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendie Troons + PC port having technical issues = OP is a tendie Troon homosexual

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the quality of bosses was bad, which is the only reason the soulsborne games are appealing. the open world further separating you from said boss (reminder:the only reason anybody wanted to play this game in the first place) making it take way to long to find a boss you haven't fought 12 times already

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Margit/Morgott, Godrick, Radahn, Rykard, Mohg, Maliketh, Placidusax, Godfrey, and Radagon are some of the best and most fun bosses they've ever madr

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        not even close

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Objectively wrong

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes because uh, wolf with sword is so much better, or maybe le funny screaming skeleton?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i would agree ds1 bosses suck

            Objectively wrong

            elden ring bosses are not up to par with ds3 or bloodborne.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i will give you bloodborne as the gameplay is just more fluid, but ds3 bosses are objectively and factually identical

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what do you mean they are identical? not saying you are wrong i just want to understand

                DaS3's bosses are the most overrated in the series, Bloodborne has some great ones but a lot of garbage ones as well

                i would say gael, midir, and the snow dlc boss fights are some of the best of the series

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone likes to talk about Gael and Friede but they always conveniently forget all of DaS3's trash gimmick bosses like Yhorm and Wolnir

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                those are definitely low points of the game, as well as the crystal sage and deacons. i'd argue elden ring has many low points as well, especially in the dungeons

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The major dungeons are the best parts of the game aside from Raya Lucaria, which is cool aesthetically but too linear. I love all the others

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deacons
                Deacons is the best mass mob boss fight they've ever implemented. The different types all work together, the mob is threatening if ignored but not completely overpowering, the curse explosion spell puts you on a timer that forces you to take risks, and it's still a viable fight even if you're using single target weapons rather than ones with large sweeping attacks because the individual health of any one deacon isn't too high. You can also use your rolls to not just avoid attacks but create space by pushing the fat deacons ones into the skinny ones, and the fact they do get pushed means you never run into that extremely frustrating moment of being stuck in collision boxes. Deacons is a very well thought out and mechanically interesting boss fight that is unfairly maligned just because people default to thinking it's bad because there's more than 2 enemies involved.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must have liked Wandering Magus and Congregation too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, that was awful and had none of the nuance of deacons. it doesn't even deserve the boss health bar or boss track.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they have identical moveset bases since elden ring is absolutely a minor iteration on ds3

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              DaS3's bosses are the most overrated in the series, Bloodborne has some great ones but a lot of garbage ones as well

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        true but most of the souls fans never really evolved past dark souls 1 type bosses of dodge then getting their turn to attack.

        seriously i binge watched streamers playing blind and it was crazy how many "souls veterans" were just fricking terrible at the games. which is fine, but when they start blaming the game its embarrassing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Great job outing yourself moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOO
            >you can't criticize soulserino without spending 500 hours on it!!!!
            lel
            stay mad, homosexual 😉

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like Sekiro, Elden Ring were made with the expecation that you'll use a mix of rolls, guards, strafing, jumps and even parries to evade the various types of attacks
          Just because you technically can roll everything doesn't mean it's even close to the optimal strategy.

          Big slow hard hitting hamer style attacks are the ones you should always roll and never block.
          Weak but fast swipes are easy to block and counter, and guard counters do insane posture damage to boot, making STR tank build far more engaging that holding block and mashing R1.
          Ground area of effect attacks are easy to jump.
          Spears/pokes are easy to strafe at close range.
          There's even a bunch of attacks you can duck under.

          Mergit literally has all these attacks in order to teach you from the start about them, specifically 3 hit combos with a delayed last hit that will nuke low skill button spammers that mash consecutive rolls the moment they see a boss move slightly.
          Literally a huge filter for the masses, I've seen players think rolls aren't working because the game wants them to rollspam more and only attack with 1 R1 every 2 minutes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            0/10 bait

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do think they should have been better at funneling you straight to the big dungeons if that's what you wanted, at least to soothe normalgays who hate exploration

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bing bing wowee zowees working overtime to make this shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more enemy and boss types than DS1+DS2+DS3

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's actually less than any one game in the series

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has more enemy types than any other RPG ever made
          >b-but reuse from previo-
          Literally every developer in the world does this

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          DS1 has 24 bosses counting all the reskins, ER has 85 without counting any reskins.
          Don't foeget to take your meds.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes elden sharty fart uses regular enemies as bosses

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              ER's regular enemies have a more complex movesets than DS1's mid and endgame bosses.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just like every other Souls game

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              >PEEPEE POOPOO SMELLY BUTTFART
              The absolute state of discord trannies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay but elden sharty shit poopy butthole's bosses are regular enemies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >peepoop fartcrap assbutt

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >peepoop fartcrap assbutt

                I'm in my late 30s and I'm laughing my ass off at two people yelling "poop pee butts farting" at each other over a video game. I've either made some really bad life choices or some very good ones.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                shitty pissy diarrhea intestinal worm ring is the game ever made

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet ever single one of those game is better and more fun than Elden Ring.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ER has more unique enemies and bosses in Limgrave than TOTK has in the whole game and TOTK used most of it's content from BOTW.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ER has more unique enemies and enemy animations than a majority of games in existence. You can use logic but nu Ganker will just hate it outright. It will be 2050 and daily ER threads will still be made, expressing anger over it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This chart just straight up lies, a fricking lot. The elden ring man serpents are only superficially similar to the ones from DS1. The revenants are an entirely new enemy without even conceptual similarity to any enemy from a previous game. The trolls are not a reused asset. The ulcerated tree spirit is not a reused asset (it was initially developed as a boss for DS3 but was not finished or implemented in that game). The golems are an entirely new enemy. The ancestor guardians are an entirely new enemy. Both the 2 legged and 4 legged dragons are new enemies, although they do share some animations with dragons from previous games.

      About the only shit here that's genuinely reused is shit like dogs, wolves, rats, slimes, and crabs. Even the basic soldiers are entirely new enemies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >farum azula dragon
      >from previous game
      ah it's just lies right from the beginning

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, most of the "reused" enemies are just ones that are kind of conceptually similar to enemies from older games, not genuinely reused skeletons and animation sets like the stupid fricking dog enemy they've been using for 15 FRICKING years

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The dogs are actually from DS3.
          DS1/2 dogs had different animations.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The DS3 dogs are just an update of the DS1 dogs with a couple new animations like being able to bark before charging you for the lunging bite attack with like 3 frames of wind up

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The old dogs have way stiffer animations for everything, they clearly redid it from scratch.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean most of the actually decent lightning dragons in elden ring are based on the midir skeleton and movepool

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The similarities between Man Serpents in Elden and Dark Souls stop at being the same species. They are not similar at all in appearance or gameplay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're literally the man serpents from DS3, pretty sure they even have the same grab animation

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they have completely different animations, use different weapons, and elongate their whole bodies during attacks
          it's possible the grab animation alone is the same, I don't remember it. Everything else is different

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes the man serpents in DS3 added the ability to elongate their body

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              their necks stretch out
              the ones in elden ring aren't even serpents, they're skinks

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're the same enemies, just reskinned. DS1

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those acted closer to the Farum Azula beastmen than anything

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The beastmen are also probably reskinned manserpents then

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >probably idk frick you I haven't played the game to know

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean what you said makes sense, I wouldn't put it past fromsoft to reskin the manserpents from 3 and then port in old manserpents from 1 into the same game. There's tons of ds1, 2 and 3 enemies in the game as reskins

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i blame the open world
      like even some of the legacy dungeons dont feel like dungeons or legacy at all
      they wasted too much shit for the mediocre open world

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    It showed the blatant flaws with souls games, simple as, users found themselves with a game that's not fun, and to put salt in the injury, they fricked up a lot of boss fights, specially the two white dudes.
    Souls game have always been mediocre and mid games, people only came to them because of the meme about being difficult and sense of accomplishment, but let's be real, the combat is piss poor mediocrity, you literally keep rolling up until the mob stops attacking for an split second and then land a hit, this is only made worse by bad AI which makes killing the most stupid mob a chore.
    Honestly speaking, these games are for kids and people who have nothing going on with their life like youtubers, streamers and neets, for the average person roaming the world who has like an hour a day at best to play vidya, souls games are a really bad genre to play.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Limgrave, Lithurnia, Stormveil Castle = 10/10
    Everything else after = 3/10

    Open world was a fricking mistake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leyndell is the best dungeon in the game, Farum Azula and the Haligtree are both great, the final boss rush is great

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        leyndell isn't even a dungeon what are you talking about lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            no it's not

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's not because it's just not okay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it is because it just is okay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >enclosed zone comprised of winding mazelike pathways, elevators, shortcuts, and enemy gauntlets culminating in a major boss fight
                >but it isn't a dungeon because I say so

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You also can't use your horse.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not a dungeon, none of it plays like a dungeon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on map design, encounter design, enemy/NPC variety, worthwhile loot, and legacy dungeons,
      I'd rank them:
      Limgrave: 10
      Liurnia: 8
      Caelid: 6
      Altus: 6
      Mt Gelmir: 7
      Siofra: 6
      Mountaintops: 4
      Snowfields: 2

      If I were going by aesthetics alone, obviously Altus and Siofra are 10/10 but from a pure gameplay perspective there just isn't much there.

      Farum Azula, Castle Sol, and extremely decent loot, bring Mountaintops overall score up from being decidedly a 2. I also just happen to enjoy Fire Giant.

      The DLC needs to address the mediocre world before adding ANYTHING. The hubs are so fricking barren of good loot and encounters. It simply is always best to run past everything and that point you're not fricking doing anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Altus and Siofra are 10/10 but from a pure gameplay perspective there just isn't much there.
        i agree with you but atlus is just limgrave with less shit and a piss filter

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    game assumes the average gamer has 100+ iq which is simply wrong.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pkeks who try to run it at 4k max settings when they're 2 gpu generations below the recommended requirements then complain about "bad optimization" then downvote on metacritic and Steam.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flora like mushrooms or herba have their own unique models out in the world
    >there are also generic treasure icons or even chests that contain nothing but mushrooms
    Why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because mushrooms growing in the wild have 1-2 mushrooms each. the chest contains like 5-10.
      I do runs where i use pots and finding the mushrooms is nice. I know about that chest in patches cave, its not like its way out of the way to pick it up.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the ones that use the generic item placeholder? Why the frick aren't they visible mushrooms from the get-go? Shit's moronic and I'm half convinced the majority of item placements were random.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont even know where those are. i never had a problem with items not being good enough for me. Im inclined to think most of the complaints about items just being materials are game journalists who thought they should be rewarded for killing 3-4 regular footies or something.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I basedfaced and dropped my vegan burger when I stepped out in front of this

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    too much forced soul

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has 92% on Steam you degenerate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That ruins his bait though since you actually need to buy it to post a steam review

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"buy" game
        >review it
        >refund game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >half a million people did this because uhhhhhh fromdrones, no one actually likes the game
          The delusion deepens daily

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zeldatrannies and Snoys

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    average player ran towards stormveil immediately, died to margit five times, and then uninstalled the game. journos would have panned it too if from hadn't been smart enough to make review copies much easier

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if from hadn't been smart enough to make review copies much easier

      Fromdrones actually believe this

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom was pro-life

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open world model is all over the place, you’re clearly supposed to explore at your own pace and find new stuff each playthrough but the fricked up item distribution forces you to scour everything and grind out shitloads of content
    >bosses are completely homogenised, all the same delayed attacks rote memorisation fest
    >artistically deprived, shit Gankershion souls, middling ost with no oomph, setting doesn’t commit to the dark ages/viking look and doubles down on early modern/regency because it’s easier to do just flip BB and DS assets
    >Speaking of asset flips, way too many they should’ve downsized the world if they had to rehash so much to fill it
    >Half baked level design that has some good ideas but doesn’t go to completion, midgame onwards the rehashing of structures and mobs really sours the taste

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Open world is great for replays though, got my weapon of choice to +9 in half an hour by killing just one boss

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Replays are amazing because you can just beeline everything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shit Gankershion souls
      Some of the best of any of them, frick are you on about? There are a ton of armor sets that look great

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    casual garbage for normalgays

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    twitchbait normieslop for fake gamers

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A decade of console limitations

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The open world sucks balls, but the legacy dungeons are great

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >review bombs
    Goddamn, Metacritic really needs to come up with a system for dealing with this.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it's japanese FIFA for individuals with very low standards, and it sold millions because of it.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither critic or user scores from metacritic are valid. There's no vetting the users, and there's nothing stopping me from making 9001 accounts and giving 9001 zero scores.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >stinky peepee farty shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ER has more unique enemies and enemy animations than a majority of games in existence. You can use logic but nu Ganker will just hate it outright. It will be 2050 and daily ER threads will still be made, expressing anger over it.

      okay but crusty butthole poopy fart ring uses regulars enemies as bosses

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with Elden Gay is that it got a lot of hype and positive press because they did a lot right by not over-monetizing, filling it with soul, and releasing a game that was actually complete. The problem is that no one mentioned that the gameplay only appeals to absolute autists and 90% of people won't enjoy the slogfest.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >that guy who was a big bad boss when you were lvl 1?
    >yeah hes actually just a regular enemy you have to fight as if its no big deal now
    It's so soulful bros

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do discord trannies always start repeating themselves on a loop, it happens literally every single thread. Is it a compulsion?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do discord trannies always start repeating themselves on a loop, it happens literally every single thread. Is it a compulsion?

      [...]

      [...]
      How are you this pathetic

      How are you this pathetic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think you're accomplishing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          How are you this pathetic

          Why do discord trannies always start repeating themselves on a loop, it happens literally every single thread. Is it a compulsion?

          How are you this pathetic

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring's success comes from the way it pefectly took the best mechanics from DS1, DS2, DS3 and Sekiro and managed to combine them semlessly into a far bigger variety of valid builds and enemy enounters instead of having something that's clearly the best in every situation like OP poise in DS1, OP magic in DS2 and OP rollspam in DS3.

    DS1: best world and level design, lore
    DS2: strong, fun and varied spells and miracles, while not being insanely overpowered, solid PvP
    DS3: multi phase bosses with huge move sets, weapon arts and the ability to customize them
    Sekiro: jumping, stealth and posture breaks

    The build variety and styles of play are unparalelled compared to the previous games, and you can mix and match any of them:
    >Big/STR weapons do huge stance damage, which stacks with charged attacks and guard counters, making you play more methodically trying to go for those huge hits and posture breaks
    >Small/DEX weapons do lots raw DPS but little stance break, encouraging more aggressive (twin weapons) that keeps you in front all the time as well as being very good at applying status effects
    >FTH builds have access to all damage types via different miracle schools, but they rely on slower, charged spells with shorter range and high FP uses, also they have the best body buffs
    >INT has the best long-range damage/FP output and some really good melee spells as well as delayed glintblade projectiles but 90% of spells only one damage type

    It's easily FROM's magnum opus and game of the decade.
    It's no surprise these daily shitposting discord threads are getting spammed after it won GOTY.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      These daily shit posting threads will continue for a decade at least, as anon's continue to try to out-contrarian each other.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think many anons would be shocked and appalled to find out how many normal adult males avoided DS and BB because it seemed "scarry" to them. The first time I heard that from someone I wash shocked. But I've heard it from like 12 otherwise normal well adjusted men (non-reddit types). I've even heard them back out of fallout for similar reasons. Like, dudes who watch sports for fun. It's way more common then you would think.

      ER just presents as a fantasy, thats how it pulled so many people in.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soilent ring pulled people in after a decade of fromsoftware and GOT hype

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It honestly shouldn't have won game of the year. I like playing the game, but only because I like the combat system and gameplay style of souls games. If you want a single player action story game, with some difficulty, great combat, graphics, immersive world....you'd unironically want to play God of War.

    I have only played A couple of hours of Ragnarok to that really difficult boss with the axe, don't own the game, don't want to play the second game either. But for Elden Ring to actually win is quite sad. It's literally the same exact template as every other souls game except it's open world, you get a horse, and you can jump. Maybe they are still feeling bad for not making Bloodborne GOTY. Bloodborne is just a miles better game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodborne is great overall but it's painfully linear and short, and a lot of its areas and bosses are pretty lame

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Painfully and linear compared to what? You forget that the point of the Souls games is to grind through it's difficulty. The difficult and surprises make the game take longer to beat. If you made it even longer that would be a problem for replayability because you'd have to slog through an extremely long story. I'm not sure what game you think you're playing, but games on average were never long in the first place. Most single player action adventure games over the years have been around 6-12 hours long, so Bloodborne is actually far above average in gameplay and content.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Compared to the other Souls games you doofus, I like Bloodborne a lot for what it is but pretending it isn't highly linear is silly. They were always about exploring and dungeon crawling first and foremost and while a lot of Bloodborne's areas are well designed you have to proceed through them in essentially a straight line

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Compared to the other Souls games you doofus
            I'm not talking about souls games, I'm talking about what makes a game GOTY.
            >They were always about exploring and dungeon crawling first and foremost
            Chalice dungeons, and you can explore every area.
            >a lot of Bloodborne's areas are well designed you have to proceed through them in essentially a straight line
            You don't proceed in a straight line, you have to explore to discover new things. You're talking out of your anus at this point. You're probably confusing the story driven aspect of the game for "linearity". I bet you think Elden Ring's story isn't linear because you have to walk in a different direction. Meanwhile if you just specifically did all the story bosses the game would be extremely linear.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You don't proceed in a straight line
              Central Yharnam > Cathedral Ward > Old Yharnam > Forbidden Woods > Byrgenwerth > Yahar'Gul > Nightmare of Mensis, there's almost no deviation and there is no sequence breaking. The only optional areas in the whole game are Hemwick, Nightmare Frontier, and Cainhurst and all three are singular areas that end with a dead end instead of leading somewhere else. I'm not even going to talk about the chalice dungeons because they're so godawful and half baked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It honestly shouldn't have won game of the year.
      I disagree with you even though I dislike ER, simply because every other AAA release was even worse. A 5/10 game mediocre game is still the king of a 3/10 trash pile.

      That said Game of the Year has not been about game quality since like the late 90s. It's entirely, 100% a popularity contest for which game sells the most. If this were not the case you would see 10/10 indie games and innovative games (like Minecraft or Factorio) winning it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that were true Ragnarok would have won

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Minecraft won the most GOTY awards the year it was in the running. The only other game that won as many GOTYs was RDR.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Minecraft won the most GOTY awards the year it was in the running

          So, after it had been out for years and was then insanely popular? Kinda proves the point.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because every other AAA release was even worse
        God of War Ragnarok was not worse, it was actually a real game and the best one there in terms of a complete, well rounded, and highly crafted game. It's the model for a single player action adventure game and how much effort and detail should go into them. Elden Ring while having a vast detailed open world and new bosses, it quite frankly a huge downgrade when it comes to single player story driven gaming. Souls games have intentionally been able to cop out when it comes to quality gameplay experience. People were literally doing soul farming cheats, and tons of people just gimp around in PvP and talking about "builds". The people actually talking about the story were either talking about their "waifus" or just YouTubers and Streamers telling people what the lore is.

        Which is not the ideal for a game. Which is where Sekiro and Bloodborne take the helm and great story driven experiences and combat. I can understand those two games winning GOTY over GoW, you can't do a single thing without being reminded of a very solid story. There's a huge difference between having to confront your entire past while staying in a specific time period (Sekiro) and being a nameless wanderer #323t543 (every other souls game). Bloodborne happens to be the exception because even through you are a nameless Hunter #23345453 they put a ton of effort and detail into the world around you that follows a very specific story.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >quite frankly a huge downgrade when it comes to single player story driven gaming
          If you went into Elden Ring expecting it to be like nu-GoW or TLoU you're an idiot bro

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I already said I played Eldren Ring because it's a souls game. But it's not GOTY. It's a template like all the other games.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Any From Soft game since Demon Souls would be GOTY in 2022

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            why did they hire the game of thrones gay then kek

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's the king of conspicuously unfinished fantasy stories

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who cares, I've never watched or read Game of Thrones so it had no effect on my opinion of the game

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              DS3 sold on the marketing that it was "the end of the series" narratively, elden ring sold on the marketing that a fat israelite wrote it OMGOSH GAME OF THRONES?!! Valar morghulis TEEHEE

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >God of War Ragnarok was not worse,
          Frick off, snoy tard. Horrific story, bad characters, garbage "puzzles", extended annoying walking sequences, brainless gameplay that's 90% numbers and only 10% execution with extremely poor hit feed back, it's a boring, tedious, mess of a game with absolutely no soul.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get off this board. That garbage is not part of Ganker culture

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you want a single player action story game, with some difficulty, great combat, graphics, immersive world....you'd unironically want to play God of War.
      Literally the only thing God of War does competently in that list is graphics.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shazam won

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shazam w- ACK

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like all Souls games, it's just a clunky slowmo Devil May Cry ripoff for the mentally challenged folk.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no one compares it to DMC you autist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your dumbed down 1-button slowmo combat.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything other than elden ring was a distraction from armored core and isn't worth playing

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how these threads picked up again 1 months after TOTK released.
    Guess re-collecting those korok seeds and farming 999 zonaite got boring fast.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    from software betrayed their windows 7 user base by pretending elden ring can only run on windows 10 with directx12, even though it uses the sekiro engine and can be put into directx11.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do discord trannies always start repeating themselves on a loop, it happens literally every single thread. Is it a compulsion?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being annoying is their go-to strategy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's switch trannies trying to undermine criticism of legend of zelda tiktok.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      How are you this pathetic

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you've actually played the game you would know that most of that list is bullshit

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fire prelates are hastily reskinned DS1 smough
    OH NONONONONONONONO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every Fire Prelate in the game has a whip though.
      Only 1 mini-boss one is a reference to Smough.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the main fire prelate is a fricking perfect reskin of smough
        OH NONONOONONONONONO

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          When did Smough start spewing lava from his head

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of them can do Smough's hammer charge, but yeah, most of them have other stuff on top of it, plus they're not even real bosses so who gives a shit. The only really annoying reskin in the game is how the erd tree avatars are blatantly just stray demons with no novel animations, but they don't even aesthetically match the idea of an "avatar" of a god tree, they're far too blunt and clumsy. They should have also been at least conceptually related to Radagon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They have 3-4 attacks from the OG Stay Demon but also at least 3-4 new attacks like the multit hit and delayed combos plus the ranged magic attack.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stray and izalith can do the multihit, it's just the asylum demon that can't. The ranged magic attack uses the same animation as the stray demon makes when he slams his staff into the ground, just now it also makes bullets along with the shock wave

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more than seven unique bosses
    >no copy and pasted catacombs and caves
    >isn't an empty overworld with just 1-2 npcs in every region
    >story is clearly explained and not cryptic; isn't hidden in item descriptions and flavor text
    >can't summon to defeat bosses. you have to actually git gud; elden shit bosses are balanced around spirit summons
    >kino buddhist-shintoist story and lore; not generic medieval shit for the 5th time
    yep I'm thinking we won

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All fromsoftware fantasy worlds are incredibly unique

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pure cope.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You would slurp up whatever crap they put out if it were in some "unique" shithole like iraq

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Generic dark fantasy where life is shit
        >Incredibly unique
        ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >every fantasy setting with swords and magic is the same

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're all very different from each other and not like anything else.

            >Generic gothic dark fantasy
            >Unique
            Again, I am lost. The most unique thing about their games are always the most underdeveloped or play second fiddle to the generic dark fantasy. The oddest part is that their games usually give you the option of helping or saving the generic dead world, but Fromsoft never presents any in-game reason as to why a player would want to do that. Why the frick would I care about the Golden Order or helping the Lands-Between when the most sane things are the fricking residents of Jarburg?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where can I find other generic games like Demon's Souls and Dark Souls and Elden ring?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              As we all know Fromsoft copied their generic dark fantasy aesthetics from Skyrim

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >5 cherrypicked images
                Ok

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're all very different from each other and not like anything else.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lolno

        15% of a Fromsoft world will be incredibly unique. The other 85% is just crypt, castle, swamp, or crypt under a castle inside a swamp.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sekiro is my favorite FROM game but this is just ultimate cope. Especially the 'unique' boss argument. Optional rematches you literally have to scrape the map for to even find. At that point you might as well count the rematches in Sekiro as 'repeat bosses'. And that's not even counting that ER still has more 'unique' bosses than lots of other entire modern games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sekiro has more unique bosses than ER

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ER still has more 'unique' bosses than lots of other entire modern games.
        what, 8?
        Radagon/Elden Beast
        Fire Giant
        Radahn
        Rennala
        Rykard
        Melania
        Placidusax
        and most embarrassingly of all, Sir Gideon

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >couldn't even finish the tutorial
    Another flawless win for Soldier of God, Rick

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The "vast field of nothingness" that's heavily populated with enemies every 20 feet, minibosses, landmarks, and dungeons?

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I'm telling you I did.
    And you're a lying Black person that isn't even subtle about it.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Graphics progressing past PS2 levels

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This apparently is a 1:1 visual recreation of Smough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally smoughs armor and moveset
      >IT'S NOT A RESKIN
      Black folk

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bosses are objectively dogshit.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dark Souls is soo infuential that there are over 10 hentai parody RPG games made in the same style/atmosphere.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One of the hardest bosses in DS1 is just a regular enemy in Elden Ring
    what an excellent showcase of how far we've come. Bravo Fromsoft, you've done it again!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS1 bosses are all piss easy aside from like three

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly ER abandons the principles of Souls and just expands the combat and nothing else. It is purely an actionslop game.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP why did you cut off you penis?

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no sex with ranni in 4k HD

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're literally moronic and objectively wrong, go play Battlefield

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People, as always, let hype blind them to the actual nature of the game, so when the novelty was over it became clear that it's flawed.
    It's the eternal cycle.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do discord trannies always start repeating themselves on a loop, it happens literally every single thread. Is it a compulsion?

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's strange how confidently you keep spouting complete nonsense you made up like it's real

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Those things don't attack you, why are you talking about a game you obviously didn't play?

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tall men with mop faces are phallic
    Trying too hard

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your axe wound looks like a worm infested hole?
    I don't think you should be sitting around playing Elden Ring then.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for a good sale.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask why discord trannies always turn into broken records
    >discord troony takes that post and copy/pastes it 10 times
    What did he mean by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do discord trannies always start repeating themselves on a loop, it happens literally every single thread. Is it a compulsion?

      How are you this pathetic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying it's not a totally mindbroken Fromdrone having a spergout

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this projection

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think you know what that word means. Some guy is autistically spamming about the 'discord trannies' nefarious secret plot to say negative things about a Fromsoft game. The only people who do this are Fromdrones.

          Ergo, the most likely conclusion is that a Fromdrone is totally mindbroken because someone did not sufficiently worship Elden Ring, and is currently suffering a nervous breakdown because of it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I posted

            Why do discord trannies always start repeating themselves on a loop, it happens literally every single thread. Is it a compulsion?

            and some butthurt moron copy/pasted it and reposted it 10 times

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >autistically spamming 'discord trannies' post 10 times
              >accuse someone else of doing it
              What do you think you're accomplishing?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you legitimately mentally ill?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not spamming other people's copy/pasted posts over and over and saying they're doing it, so no

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you are.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm not

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you are.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >spam the thread
              >blame it on other people
              wtf

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >n-no it wasn't me!
              Yeah, sure buddy. It's clearly an autistic Fromdrone (but I repeat myself)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you legitimately mentally ill?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >post why discord trannies always turn into broken records 10 times
      >cry about copypasta and discord trannies
      What did he mean by this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >copy/paste a post 10 times
        >accuse someone else of doing it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >copy/paste a post 10 times
      >accuse someone else of doing it

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It tried to emulate the proto-soul dinasty of RPGs but ended up similar to the postmodern soul dinasty

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a modern action game with a moronic amount of filler, calling itself a return to hardcore RPGs, despite having no roleplaying whatsoever.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bloat for the sake of bloat, 80% of the game world is just padding
    copy pasted dungeon assets and bosses
    complete lack of narrative again, just meaningless minimalist bullshit writing with ZANZIBART levels off the charts
    npc side quests require a wiki to follow
    absolutely shameful enemy design with ridiculous levels of input reading, relentless combos that feel damn near endless, silly shit like enemies freezing in midair just to frick with your timing or the attack changing direction like 180 degrees in a split second because of bullshit tracking

    it's such a fricking disappointment of a game, if Dark Souls 2 didn't exist this would be by far the worst title by From in the last 15 years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bloat for the sake of bloat, 80% of the game world is just padding
      >copy pasted dungeon assets and bosses
      >complete lack of narrative again, just meaningless minimalist bullshit writing with ZANZIBART levels off the charts
      >npc side quests require a wiki to follow
      >absolutely shameful enemy design

      All of these apply to BOTW/TOTK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All of these apply to BOTW/TOTK
        Yes, they both suck

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More unique content than DS1 + DS2 + DS3 combined.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        elden crusty butthole ring uses regular enemies as bosses

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mediocre game for bland taste normies

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metacritic is a bad website with basically zero spam control basically. A few seething people can bring the rating down infinitely pretty much.
    I say this from experience.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bosses are horrible designed. Enemies baiting you and faking attacks with delayed animations and not resting after a chain attack is moronic. Is not intuitive and you have to learn every animation pattern like a moron.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People realized it's just DSIII with a horse and artificial exploration.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's too hard

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally
    >game falls apart after Leyendell
    >open world is overbloated and 90% of the time you just find some Rune(1) or some smithing stones
    >only actual items are in the mini-side dungeons
    >side-dungeons reuse the same 4-5 bosses several times over (i.e. Crucible KBlack folk, Foreskins)

    And my personal worst gripe
    >input reading bosses and enemies
    It honestly just sucks so much after Leyendell. Mountain tops and the Snowland sucked so much. They recycled so many bosses that it's actually embarrassing - it's especially egregious on the critical path.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick should i care about user score? Literally every AAA gets low rating by default these years, and it's still the objective goty of last year so this is just another cope thread, like usual.

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    il trust reviews from verified purchases. Who reviews shit they dont own kek.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who reviews shit they dont own
      Assmad mentally ill troons who think they can make people stop liking things they hate by lying through their teeth and being as fricking annoying and moronic as possible

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kys btw

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The online is completely fricked on every platform.
    Xbox has no players (cause it's xbox)
    PC has barely any on the official servers because of the seamless co-op mod (which is fair, it should have been the default), PS has a fricking horrendous issue with load times. If you for whatever reason get a player on the system you're NOT on, loads stall until you get disconnected, but that can take 3 minutes or more.
    It's impossible to play online, and it's been over a fricking year since it came out and it hasn't been fixed.
    I certainly won't be buying the DLC unless that shit is fixed, it's like the blue sentinel/darkmoon connection issues in dks3 ramped up to 15.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The multiplayer is like 5% of these games and has always been extremely buggy and poorly coded and balanced, I will never understand why you people get so fricking hung up on it like it's the entire game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it is the only thing that keeps the game worth playing past your initial playthrough.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're some of the most replayable games ever made, I still go back through DaS1 at least once a year

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick are there mines in the game? Could fromsoft not be asked to put upgrade materials in the world?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of upgrade materials in the overworld and lots of normal enemies drop them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so why'd they put the mines in the game Black person

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick kind of meaningless complaint is this

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            can't answer can you
            dumb Black person

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a moronic question
              >why are there places with concentrations of resources if you can just find them more spread out elsewhere

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >playing dumb
                fricking moronic Black folk like you love elden ring huh

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ask a question that isn't moronic, gaywad
                >durr why are there dungeons

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overhype, it's just darsouls with horses, the autist really need to stop hyping obvious flaws of the gane's design as if it was designed like that on purpose.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dark souls with horses with none of the level design

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should have double the number of cute girls it had

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No marriage system

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >black hands

        rannibros.....

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          meds

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are gloves genius

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still remember the seething when Elden Ring got the GOTY
    This board was a nuclear wasteland lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the seething when Elden Ring got the GOTY

      There wasn't really any, you moron cultists are completely delusional. Elden Ring had no competition and basically won by default, 2022 was one of the worst years for gaming ever.

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honeymoon phase is over and people are giving it more realistic reviews

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trotting out le honeymoon phase cope again
      It's been out for a year and a half and you're still obsessed

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It ran like total ass on launch.

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game rating in general are fricked. IMDB syndrome. Everything is a 7 and on a bell curve centered around that instead of genuinely getting rated properly

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow, review-bombing. That's original.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >review-bombing

      The absolute cope.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony thread

        >c-cope

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