What went wrong with Bayonetta 3?
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What went wrong with Bayonetta 3?
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>kamiya fired
>lgbt shit suddenly disappears
hmmm
Bayo was flirting with the guy back in the first game.
Kamiya left a few months after release.
Yurigays aren't people
Bayonetta 2 being an exclusive mindbroke portbegging PC, Playstation and Xbox gays for more than 10 years. That's what happened.
>Only on Playstation and PC.
>Only on Xbox and PC.
>Only on Nintendo Switch.
The shitposting portbegger fears Bayonetta 2, Bayonetta 3, Bayonetta Origins.
Honestly a little big of everything
>Bland levels design
>Repetitive combat
>Overuse of monster attacks
>Hideous color scheme that is 90% overly desaturated and 10% garish neon
>Meh music
>Pairing Bayo up with Luka for some fricking reason
>Viola is an annoying character
>Killing off your series protag so they annoying new character can literally replace them including using their name
>Ugly graphics even by Switch standards
>Multiverse cancer infecting yet another series
It's just sad seeing what a fun series this is become so stale and boring
Is this from the vid where bayo's 12inch futa wiener is milked from behind by the white haired witch?
Yes
Cool. I knew i had seen that art style and scene.
Makes me bust Bayonuttters
May I ask for the source?
Don't know it but you can probably get it quite quickly if you look for bayo futa cum or something
Cereza and Jeanne were supposed to be together!
Boning Luka!
She was supposed to be paired with no one, and be just a flirtatious type of character, both in a personality sense and meta sense. Nothing was every really supposed to hard locked in for Bayonetta her teasing of Luka wasn't suppose to amount to her craving dick, and her hanging out with Jeanne all the was just meant to bros bring out(female edition).
>She was supposed to be paired with no one
Source for this audacious claim?
Playing fricking the games.
>flirtatious type of character
Which looks good at 20 but not at 50. At a certain age an unmarried woman goes from sexy to sad. Yeah Bayo haven't reached that point yet, the whole story of the game should've been in Bayo 5 or something, not Bayo 3. But that's a different problem
Bayonetta's over hundred of years old, her age means nothing. Part of the reason she was able to get away with her scandalous portrayal was the fact that she was a hag stuck in an eternal midlife crisis, just like how Dante is the eternal boomer.
I'm convinced Bayo only ended up with Luka because Kimiya wanted a twist ended where Viola was Bayo's daughter, which meant she needed to be impregnated by a man. Viola is such a shit character that her very existence ruined Cereza and Jeanne, all for a stupid twist everyone guessed in the first 10 seconds of seeing Viola
The more yurigays cry the happier I am.
The sin gomorah fights could have been a bit more fun, not much else went wrong, the absurdly tight perfect parry window at launch but they fixed that in a patch
No the protagonist getting with the man she spent the previous 2 games flirting with instead of her sister figure is not something going wrong.
I hope metallic rogue turns out not Yuri at all I wanna see more yurigay seethe
if lgbt gamers took tease or playful fanservice as that instead of validation and forcing their headcanon to be official then maybe devs could srill offer fanservice for the fun of everyone
Bayo was always paired up with Luka and you have to be really clueless not to notice that. Jeanne is supposed to be a sister type character
>character's hero is her mother
>character is shown to be inherently matronly
>character has male counterpart that she flirts with
God damn, who 'd have guessed she'd wind up becoming a wife and mom?
Twitter trannies who never played the games because they got filtered by Grace and Glory don't know this.
part of what made Bayo 1 and 2 so fun to play was the focus of the games was almost entirely on gameplay, they would run at a constant 60 fps no matter what which made every combat feel great to play, even if there was some frickery with the camera in bayo 2
bayo 3 can barely run on the nintendo switch, every environment looks like a muddy mess of Nintendo 64 textures and the fps is fluctuating constantly, diving from highs to lows of 12 - 20 fps, it is a huge downgrade from the first two games for this reason alone, hopefully if we can play it on the switch 2 this is stabilized, otherwise i won't be touching it again, this is what went "wrong" with bayo 3
She got cured from her LGBT disease
Being a lesbian is just a phase
>alphabets when they find out bisexuality exists
>alphabets when they exists
ftfy
>bayo & luka hook up in this reality
ok that's fair
>bayo & luka hook up in every reality
why
>cause destiny
thats dumb.
hiring leftists and being afraid of leftists
The pendulum is swinging back
>a woman and a man having a family together is bad because it just is okay?!
how is their baby blonde
That's not how hair color works, it's not like skin. It can skip generations
Bayonetta 3 is kinda like Korra in that there are so many things wrong with it, it's actually impossible to know where to start.
Main issues being
>shitty Poochy "baton pass" character
>endgame multiverse shit in a third game. The series has barely even started yet its pulling endgame nonsense.
>game is trapped on Switch hardware
>moving away from what makes Bayonetta interesting with the hand/feet equips
>demon slave mechanic kinda blows
>enemy faction is genuinely terrible
>villain sucks
>gives Bayonetta an "established" romance which ignoring the LGBT whatever, is still putting a character in a box when she should just remain uncommitted any one person
>fairy shit that makes no sense
Like if there was a Bayo 4 you would just straight up need to deconise the entire previous game for anyone to care. Say that Bayo 3 was just the Cereza from Bayo 1 and you're now playing the proper Bayo 2 bayo again.
wrong?
>mfw troons and rainbow homosexuals are still seething
I love it
abortion is a sin
homosexuality is a sin
repent or burn in Hell forever
Gameplay and setpieces are fricking garbage, and the trend already started with 2
Bayo 1 is the only good Bayo game, although the Cereza game is quite fun for something set in the same multiverse
Nothing went wrong. It's normal for a woman to fall in love with a man.
How fun is the first Bayonetta game? I really don't want to buy a switch just for this franchise but I'm thinking of giving the first one a try
It's by far the best one and the only one worth playing.
Bayo 3 strayed from the mold 1 made for better or worse. 2 just felt like a flashier but less substantive version of 1, 3 is doing a bunch of new things and only about half of them land, but I do think that what DOES land is excellent. 3 has the best weapon lineup (though the limitations of hand/foot equipping does hurt them), 3 has the best rival boss in terms of being fun to fight despite Strider's fights having the least interesting backdrops of the rival fights (though Lumen Sage has SO much going on that you can lose sight of the action in his fights), 3 has some of the best genre shifts in terms of how they actually control. But the scoring and Magic economies are even more borked than 2's, the enemy attack patterns are almost as bad as 2's while having the weakest visual design, the level design is vast and dull because of both Demon Slave and the scrapped open world concept, and the story is one of the worst of any game I've ever played (and no, Luka winning the Cerezabowl is not one of the bad things about it). Viola needs two full games worth of iteration both in terms of gameplay and writing to carry a game on her own, and with Kamiya gone I'm thinking they might not even bother and have Cereza still be front & center.
Origins then comes out and effortlessly translates the appeal of the Bayonetta IP into a different genre and tone with no glaring flaws and the best story in the series, feeling like more of a Clover game than anything Platinum has ever made. It even does the "one character on each analog stick" combat system more elegantly than Astral Chain. It blows past 2 & 3 to be the second-best Bayonetta despite being a spinoff that nobody bought.
It has the best core combat, best enemy design, most coherent aesthetic (even though 2 is prettier and more colorful), and is thus the best overall. 2/3/Origins all have good aspects but 1 is the best still, and having it available on stronger systems than Switch is definitely part of why.
They didnt make viola a punk mommy that loves leather and latex and have piercings
All bayo games are garbage.
>it's time to settle down