What were your favorite lines from the new God of War? Mine:. >TAKE THAT! MY BOY KRATOS GOT MY BACK!

What were your favorite lines from the new God of War?
Mine:
>TAKE THAT! MY BOY KRATOS GOT MY BACK!
>...He's behind me, isn't he?
*Kratos Krats all over him*
>Ha! That'll teach him to try to take my nut! Wait... that came out wrong...
>AWKWAAAAARD

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro THATS NUTS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats this meme about? does the squirrel actually say stuff like this in the game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the part where Kratos tells Atreus that he's strong no matter how jacked up he is, but he does exercise because that's what chads do. Foreshadowing how lazy norse chuds are.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This whole scene.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is how you spot fatherless Gankeredditors. Literally anyone who has a loving father knows that dad do react like this when you reach 14 or 15.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The television isn't a loving father, anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The first seething fatherless anon appears-

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks Kratos is the father
            Oh no no no no!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Deflecting
              lmfao, as expected from fatherless anons.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you don't think it's weird making up headcanons about how someone is a cuckold? what a weird thing to be obsessed about

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >headcanon
                KEK

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                got any more proof other than an antagonist taunting him and then literally saying "I kid" afterwards?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That "antagonist" is not a dumb roided female that's a heckin' God of war (tm)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with this?
      is this just Ganker being emotionless autismos again?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is this just Ganker being emotionless autismos again?
        Yes. Whenever they present anything without commenting on it, they don't know why they're mad about it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're just afraid their half built open world isn't going to win goty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kratos acts akward as fuck not knowing what to say
      >mimir acts like a second father figure filling out the shortcommings of kratos
      literally what the fuck is the problem here?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kratos being an awkward retard around his family members doesn't make any sense. He wasn't like that at all with his older family members and even when he see's them again int he underworld he acts like a openly loving parent.

        The new games made him this weird, bitter, emotionally stunted retard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >raised as a spartan, the historical textbook definition of bitter emotionally stunted retards
          >be weird about sex because he has only known the conforts of whores, a woman who he killed, his cousin/aunt, and a Norse giant who is the complete opposite of anything he stood for
          >actually have a child survive to puberty when he murdered his first and let pandora, who he was considering to be like his daughter, die as well
          >never had needed to give the talk before and while he can recognize signs of Atreus being interesting in "we waz giants", doesn't know how to properly approach a more delicate subject that his mother would've been much more in tune for
          >mimir, who lends comedic relief and is much more open along with someone atreus considers a second father, teaches atreus about the birds and the bees
          >somehow this is bad

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >raised as a spartan, the historical textbook definition of bitter emotionally stunted retards
            Nice headcanon
            >because he has only known the conforts of whores
            Right, lets just ignore his loving wife before he killed her, you fucking retard.

            Not even going to bother with the rest of the nonsense that you wrote just so that you can defend dogshit writing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does everything have capeshit dialogue now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everything
        It's only snoy moviegames

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck is capeshit dialogue? Please explain because it sounds like words coming straight out your ass.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're the only one here who doesn't understand, normalfag. Or is it shill?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its all being written by the same little clique of roasties and their simps. their entire lives revolve around all the same influences.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    United Kliphate accent has gone too far everyone should be tired of it at this point

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all the times they said "we (men) must do/be better"

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ratatoskr: *Whispers* This Thor guy is nuttier that squirrel poop
    >Thor: I HEARD THAT!
    >Ratatoskr: eep... The kid said it!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /qa/ won.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ARES! DESTROY MY MASCULINITY AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEK

      Kratos being an awkward retard around his family members doesn't make any sense. He wasn't like that at all with his older family members and even when he see's them again int he underworld he acts like a openly loving parent.

      The new games made him this weird, bitter, emotionally stunted retard.

      When you consider he was pretty much insane with rage in 3 and it has been a thousand years since he killed Zeus it makes sense he would lose his already weak social habilities

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UH OH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no goy... NO! hollywood dialogue is peak high IQ entertainment from the greatest of directors and producers of all time!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no goy... NO! hollywood dialogue is peak high IQ entertainment from the greatest of directors and producers of all time!

      let's call it what it is - gnomish comedy. It's the same snarky, effeminate bullshit you see in bazinga theory, friends etc etc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone over the age of 30
      that's the problem right there
      these games aren't being made for people that old. they're being made for zoomers. move on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers don't like the self-pitying irony shit either. Irony is supposed to be used to mock and banter.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then why is it so popular in all forms of media? why won't it go away? Avengers was 10 fucking years ago.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's popular with specific kinds of writers, the ones who do capeshit and capeshit-adjacent shit. If you mean audiences, audiences like anything as long as it's marketed enough. They don't really have set preferences, a blockbuster written in the style of older blockbusters would do just as well as Marvel quip culture as long as it's marketed.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >specific kinds of writers
              yeah those "specific" kinds of writers seem to be fucking everywhere. as in pretty much anything that's not dry ass oscar bait.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One ESL anon explained this shit pretty well, which made all the shills in the thread seethe and attack him over it:
      It was when other anon asked what exactly is "Marvel-tier dialogue".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *atreus slays a monster on his own
    Kratos: boy, are you alright?
    Atreus: that... was... AWESOME

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the joke, Fuckley?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Father, is it always morally right to kill someone who is trying to kill you
    >yes

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brok bros......I don't fuckin feel so well..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Brok was one of the shining beacons of light in the last game
      >they fucking kill him and we're left with his shitty brother
      Sucks, he was cool.
      https://youtube.com/shorts/hCU0LkEWPcw?feature=share

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >really want to play ragnarok
    >have a ps4 pro so can play it at like 45ish FPS, borderline playable
    >would really rather play it at 144fps on PC

    should i wait bros? also not sure how i feel about the devs talking about how kratos might travel to other mythologies. you can do that once, if he keeps moving to other areas and killing their gods hes just gonna seem like a dick.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would a King Arthur God of War plays out?

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