What will the third shitshow be called?

What will the third shitshow be called?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retardation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based, fuck ff7 remake, fuck nomura, and fuck square

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fuck nomura

        see

        AFAIK it was just Kitase pushing the "Remake" idea.

        [...]
        https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2020/05/interview_final_fantasy_vii_remake_producer_and_co-director_on_development_launch_and_being_grateful_for_the_fans

        you mean fuck kitase nojima and toriyama

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fuck nomura
        Oh you're in trouble now
        Do your research, Nomura didn't have anything to do with the game, he was only the director.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably gonna be Reunion though

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will be rebuild of course

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >call it a remake
    >it's actually a fan fiction sequel

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Refund

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REVENGEANCE

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reveal

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last of us ps5 edition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wat

      FF is over. Play a better game instead like Fortnite. It's even free to play!

      just reminds me of that failed battle royale they shit out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you play the successful one!

        First 2 are cute 3rd isnt. Dont get all the hype for her.

        Just the last one in the battle pass, so, of course she's the most desirable one.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FF is over. Play a better game instead like Fortnite. It's even free to play!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First 2 are cute 3rd isnt. Dont get all the hype for her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people wanting to be 12 again and having some random 14 year old girl molest them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally me, xd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those fashions
      Will zoomer years (2020's) be the new 80's?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers are just cannibalizing everything else

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We've been in the 80s for a while. We're going back to Y2K. Look at female jeans for reference.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first 2 shit, 3rd cute

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kitase is one of the biggest hacks in Japanese gaming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's nothing but a yes-man nowadays.

      First 2 are cute 3rd isnt. Dont get all the hype for her.

      They all look like shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's nothing but a yes-man nowadays.
        I don't think you know what the term means.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for proving my point i guess

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >here let me prove you right

            Then I must be confused. Don't yes-men answer to the boss? How is Kitase a yes-man if he's one of the bosses?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              basically means he has no integrity anymore

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If Kitase was a yes-man, he would've said yes to Nomura wanting to do a straight remake of FF7 instead of copying Rebuild of Evangelion.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yes to Nomura wanting to do a straight remake of FF7

                No, because he was the only one who wanted it. He said yes to the multiple other people who didn't want to.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                AFAIK it was just Kitase pushing the "Remake" idea.

                >Nomura wanting to do a straight remake of FF7

                source?

                https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2020/05/interview_final_fantasy_vii_remake_producer_and_co-director_on_development_launch_and_being_grateful_for_the_fans

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >respecting the original

                good job fucking that up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just imagine what Kitase would've done if had full control.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nomura wanting to do a straight remake of FF7

                source?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yes to Nomura wanting to do a straight remake of FF7

                No, because he was the only one who wanted it. He said yes to the multiple other people who didn't want to.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will NEVER forgive Anno for this fuckign terrible """"film"""". It is a complete travesty and I hope he gets blacklisted from making anything ever and I hope his gay wife divorces him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It made tons of money so that won't happen.
                I don't know what kind of bizarro dimension we live in where people make one-off works of genius, then twenty years later remake it and deliberately fuck it all up, but that's where we are.

                Anno is about to ruin Kamen Rider by turning what was a minor female character into yet another wank tribute to his wife.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Twin peaks return was better than the original

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It made tons of money so that won't happen.
                I don't know what kind of bizarro dimension we live in where people make one-off works of genius, then twenty years later remake it and deliberately fuck it all up, but that's where we are.

                Anno is about to ruin Kamen Rider by turning what was a minor female character into yet another wank tribute to his wife.

                I liked it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >here let me prove you right

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is like one of those hospital pain charts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            4:19
            4:20
            4:21

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf is Yamamura's problem?
          Also it looks like a huge gangbang for Okamoto, as she's there in the middle of 17 men
          And how did Abdullah sneak in there?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          am i supposed to believe any of those boomers plays video games?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they jerk off to ntr and nft

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what makes you think that in any large company the board of directors give a shit about anything other than money?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mr. NFT

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he's an oiler

              https://www.hd.square-enix.com/eng/company/officer.html

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do these people do? What credentials, other than a lot of money, do they have that guarantees the positions are in good hands?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So these are the masterminds behind Fospoken.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          huh, wasn't Yoshi-p a board member already as well?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barry's Suicide: FF7 Rebirth outsells Forspoken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you retards would fuck off back to gamefaqs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every anti-SE thread there's a group of some namefag obsessed schizos.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunno but it'll probably have half the budget and be rushed out the door after the sales of the second game

    SE no longer has the luxury of consumer ignorance that they had for the first game

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Re-verse

    and then they announce the FF7 cinematic universe

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reproduce

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    barry thread

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RE-CUM

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with getting excited for products?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REGURGITATE

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Reunion, and I'm sure of that only cause Nomura loves his fucking callbacks. If that mother fucker referenced the damn KH1 opening in that dumb Verum Rex tease in Kh3 he's gonna reference the reveal trailer.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Still seething
    Remake was kino.
    Rebirth will be kino too.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nomura and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like Repay

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek this pic is perfect
    even the devs said they had to watch reaction videos for motivation to make this pile of shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never understand the appeal of reaction videos outside of laughing at soibois.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reunion obviously.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      REUNION

      too late

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REUNION

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That RLM image doesn't fit at all, it's the "such a nerd XD" fags who hate Remake for being a meta and actually interesting exploration of the original game and not an authentic remake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it fits because only retards eat up this goyslop
      normal people just wanted a single game remake not this episodic compilation crap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice mental gymnastics

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's trying to skew it to fit his narrative and failing hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it fits perfectly because the only people who like this shitfest are the same people who love the new shitty star wars movies and soiface over trailers like maximilliandood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now you're the kind of fags who eat anything up and keep asking for more because real fans never wanted a remake in the first place and don't care about this garden gnomeery

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >real fans never wanted a remake

        too fucking right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        “Real” fans can still play the original game. No matter what you think about remake it doesn’t stain the overall story of ff7 anywhere near as badly as Dirge of Cerberus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actually interesting exploration of the original game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's the "such a nerd XD" fags who love Remake as it feeds their constant need to consoom products

      FTFY you clearly don't understand the skit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        exactly - they're not pretending to be people who hate the new shitty star wars movies, they're mocking idiots who fucking eat it up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The image is making fun of Remake. I need to convince everyone to stop posting it and make sure they know that the real losers are the people who didn't like Remake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are out of your mind, the "remake" fucking sucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you even come up with that conclusion?

      They're literally mocking shit like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the woman recoiling in disgust at those idiots

        kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part is that I could respect genuine excitement to a degree, but these retard have most likely not even played the game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure they have, but they're behaving like absolute retards. You can say they're hamming it up for the camera, but I doubt it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol they're literally mocking the 7R's overly defensive fanbase

      ?t=780

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao they actually sound exactly like maximilliandood

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that guy is such a fake fan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actually interesting exploration of the original game
      Yeah, entire first five hours of it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to get into theorycrafting youtube. Stop caring about the story being "good" or "bad" and watch people talk about the lore for hours and hours.
      Soon you won't actually care what is happening in the plot anymore and all that matters is what it adds to the lore.

      For example Nero showing up in Remake is not good for the story, but it IS good for the lore and the theories.
      Once you're a fan of FF7 theorycrafting literally everything that happens in the story, no matter what, is good - because it expands the lore. You can apply this to all the FF games and suddenly "bad writing" or "plotholes" simply disappear.

      It's to show Reeve's despair without giving you the clue who's the fucking cat was you bloody idiot.

      [...]
      [...]
      Cait sith was to show that reeve actually wanted to try something but failed
      Why? Why do you overreact so much? I dont get it
      For those who know cait sith, get it. For those who dont get it, they will look back and get it once they get the reveal of it. Thats it
      Whats with this retarded overreaction?

      Do you know that people buy games even if the story is trash?
      Ive played more games than you. Ive played thousands of games but shitty stories and ill still call them good because i care about more aspects than just story. After all, whispers aside, the game was fine.
      If sephiroth time travels for any reason but lifestream, or tifa dies, or i dont know, squall appears and fights with cloud, then yeah ill call the story shit. But dont ask me to not buy it because theres much more to a game than just story. Ill join you on this threads calling the story shit or whatever the fuck you want, but if you want me to call the game bad despite the fact that i enjoyed it, then maybe get off the internet, people here are not here to please you.

      But its not. Its a completely viable reason. You see it everywhere in story telling. A foreshadow that makes sense later when you look back.

      Holy shit what a gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Two are not like the others. It might be yourself, in order to put together your schizo pastas with real posts.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, I enjoyed it. Got it week before the official release and had blast posting my playthrough to Ganker. I understand small minded people would throw a fit over time jannies but I think it was very brave of the devs to give AAA production valued meta middle finger to the obnoxious fanboys who'd be screeching anyways over minor deviation from the og.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >obnoxious fanboys

      The completely lack of self-awareness is hilarious.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same goes to you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never wanted a remake to begin with. I didn't piss my pants over the PS2 tech demo, and thought Advent Children was pointless. I'm just hear to laugh at you retards who are willing to defend 7R so much you'll outright attack the original game. Every single thread.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >w-we didn't w-want it!
            >nooooo w-we're not c-coping y-you are!! *farts and shits in their adult diapers*

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why aren't you embarrassed to "argue" like this?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the guy who calls others obnoxious fanboys also roleplays anyone who didn't like remake as someone who is shitting their diapers

              Again, the lack of self awareness is staggering

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It makes sense, you just have to employ some huge mental gymnastics:
                The obnoxious fanboys are the people who didn't like the game. I call them obnoxious fanboys who are shitting their diapers because they aren't buying all the FF7 media they can, like me. If they say anything bad about the games I say they are shitting their diapers.

                Now you may think this all sounds like I'm the obnoxious fanboy, but that just means you're not mindbreaking yourself hard enough.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >has to resort to retarded greentext

              why even bother replying

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why do 7Rfags always go full retard like this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what's the alternative? defending the game on its merits? lmao
                honestly, what reveals 7R as a shit game are not the posts complaining about it, but the posts from its biggest defenders which have no arguments whatsoever and simply lash out childishly at the "haters" or deflect by attacking the original game. this is literally all you ever get. why can't they defend the game any other way? this is how you know it's garbage. and deep down they know it too, and that's why we get the over defensiveness

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I reckon it's one guy, kinda like XV-kun.
                He always lashes out with retarded shit.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we hate Star Wars so much guise!!
    >still watch every single show, movie that came after and bitch about it every single time
    >we hate Remake so much guise!!
    >even after 3 years still bitch about the game and buys remasters after remasters and figures
    Yup. This image fits the retarded 7 gays

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just wait until Rebirth outsells Remake, I wonder what these retards will say then lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just wait until Rebirth outsells Remake

        Not as a PS5 timedexclusive it won't. Remake didn't even sell that much on the PS4 during a time when people had nothing else to do but play video games.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't burst his little delusional bubble

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we hate Star Wars so much guise!!

      that's literally not the point

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they don't hate star wars though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      >7Rfags once again attacking the original game and fanbase while having zero good things to say about Remake

      it shall so tiresome
      just admit you're only here for the hype train because you have nothing else going on in life except for reacting to trailers

      they don't hate star wars lol
      they hate nerd hype culture

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Revive
    Renew

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7Rfags once again attacking the original game and fanbase while having zero good things to say about Remake

    it shall so tiresome
    just admit you're only here for the hype train because you have nothing else going on in life except for reacting to trailers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm honestly just here to see just how bad it gets, and I'm not buying any other entries because Remake was a huge disappointment.

      what's the alternative? defending the game on its merits? lmao
      honestly, what reveals 7R as a shit game are not the posts complaining about it, but the posts from its biggest defenders which have no arguments whatsoever and simply lash out childishly at the "haters" or deflect by attacking the original game. this is literally all you ever get. why can't they defend the game any other way? this is how you know it's garbage. and deep down they know it too, and that's why we get the over defensiveness

      I feel most people are just along for Nojima's wild ride, but some people can't comprehend that it's okay to like something while thinking it's shit. Everything is attack/defend mentality here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Everything is attack/defend mentality here.

        yeah it's sickening

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the game but was called a purist because I said I thought one of the chapters had too much padding in it. There is a defence force here that is way too jumpy. Especially if Nomura is mentioned.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >one of the chapters had too much padding in it
          >one of the chapters

          the entire game has too much padding in it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FUCKING PURIST

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Everything is attack/defend mentality here.

        yeah it's sickening

        >attacks first
        >REEEEEEE WHY'RE YOU ATTACKING MEEEE!! REEEEEE!! HELP ME SAKAGUCHI!!! REEEEEE!! I-IT'S NOT YOUR TURN!!!
        I thought you fags liked turn based combat. LMAO.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you okay?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just another schizo off their meds

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >attack first

          How? I actually liked Remake, but I can at least admit it's not a very good game. Just like Deadly Premonition.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Renal

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Resale

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Resell

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    from the fucking day in 2015 when people started defending the news of it being episodic I knew fans of this would be absolutely insufferable and I was right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people making up bullshit reasons to support SE's claims it has to be split up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pic related

        I still remember people bombing this review before the game even came out, despite it being on point about the padding.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Reclaim like reclaiming our destiny/planet or whatever. Cloud and CO are going to ask the help of time jannies to get back what they lost...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      time bullshit was already in the OG universe in the format of Lifestream... There has been many theories actually to the lifestream that it has the possibilty of changing the future/past events if it actually wants. If anyone is interested about the story Sleepezi has a whole 3hour vid about it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh fuck off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >esl retard parroting some e-celeb trying to bring 7 down to Remake's level of stupid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is why nobody likes 7Rfags and Compilation cunts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tbh I think any complaints about compilation is how rushed the entire products outside of Crisis Core were. Dirge of Cerberus is often made fun of for it's shitty gameplay and Advent Children is made fun of for it's shitty rushed plot.
            I just can't stand SquareEnixfags since they'll defend FF7R, claim Crisis Core was awful and then eat up Crisis Core Reunion.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              crisis core is made fun of for being another shitty tabata game and having god awful writing and characters like genesis
              it's the same bullshit as star wars prequels
              i didn't need to know where the buster sword came from
              i didn't need to know zack came up with the same 7th heaven

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i didn't need to know where the buster sword came from
                >i didn't need to know zack came up with the same 7th heaven

                holy fucking shit this
                surprised sephiroth wasn't crying like darth vader

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >surprised sephiroth wasn't crying like darth vader

                He came pretty close.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you do if you want to flesh out the game's universe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                didn't need fleshing out at all

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It didn't need any fleshing out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You need to get into theorycrafting youtube. Stop caring about the story being "good" or "bad" and watch people talk about the lore for hours and hours.
                Soon you won't actually care what is happening in the plot anymore and all that matters is what it adds to the lore.

                For example Nero showing up in Remake is not good for the story, but it IS good for the lore and the theories.
                Once you're a fan of FF7 theorycrafting literally everything that happens in the story, no matter what, is good - because it expands the lore. You can apply this to all the FF games and suddenly "bad writing" or "plotholes" simply disappear.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                10/10 post

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >For example Nero showing up in Remake is not good for the story, but it IS good for the lore and the theories

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You need to get into theorycrafting youtube. Stop caring about the story being "good" or "bad" and watch people talk about the lore for hours and hours.
                Soon you won't actually care what is happening in the plot anymore and all that matters is what it adds to the lore.

                For example Nero showing up in Remake is not good for the story, but it IS good for the lore and the theories.
                Once you're a fan of FF7 theorycrafting literally everything that happens in the story, no matter what, is good - because it expands the lore. You can apply this to all the FF games and suddenly "bad writing" or "plotholes" simply disappear.

                >adding more shit is good by default because it fleshes out the universe
                I'm starting to see how disney get away with all those shitty MCU and star wars tv shows.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For the "true fans" more is always better than good. More more more. It expands the lore! It fleshes out the universe! Who cares if it's shit or pointless or a complete rethread of what you've already seen happen?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                look at that lore vore

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >defending crisis bore

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Tbh I think any complaints about compilation is how rushed the entire products outside of Crisis Core were

              No the complaints are about how everything about the Compilation is fanfic tier retarded. This also includes Crsis Core most especially, as it's a prequel that adds so much stupid retarded shit. You defending it leads me to believe you started with CC.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >leads me to believe you started with CC

                100%

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't actually. I played FF7 first. Of course my first exposure was FF9. I like Crisis Core on the basis of the friendship between Zack and Cloud. It makes me cry.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              people hate Compilation shit because it's retarded like the star wars prequels and CC is easily the worst offender

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >pretending Crsis Core isn't the worst part of Compilation

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't Dirge worse tho?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                IMO no because it's not a prequel. I feel prequels are much worse then it comes to ruining lore.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they're both shit games but CC damaged the lore harder

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dirge is a pretty good game to be honest with you.
                It's a totally different genre but it utilizes characters that were totally underused in FFVII proper and the story doesn't step TOO MUCH on the toes of the original story. Not in the same way as fucking Genesis did, anyway. I don't like Deepground that much but there's no contradiction in their existence.
                If anything the problems with Dirge are that it was designed with some online mobile network that only work in Japan, so the western release was missing a lot of features that would have actually made the game better.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >holy fuck reactor intro was great
    >damn the city looks so cool
    >wait why is sephiroth here
    >oh god these ghosts from the trailer
    >damn underplate looks so cool
    >ok so I'm sleeping in this motel
    >i don't know why they flashed forward to reunion shit much later in the game but okay
    >wow this game looks awful with all this light
    >oh now I'm doing mmo-tier sidequests with tifa
    >turn the game off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I'd turned it off at that point too, it only got worse and worse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly the only other good part of the game was the airbuster fight bland that's it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now you know why 90% of the promotional material was during dark scenes and in the first reactor

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FINAL FANTASY VII: REEEEEEEEEEEE

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want FF7 to actually get a proper remake and not some half-assed reimagining calling itself a remake.
    How did Capcom understand this before Square Enix did!?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prease rook forward to Ever Crisis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unless Ever Crisis gets an offline physical release where I don't have to ever worry about it EoS I don't think I'll be checking it out.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only good things Remake did.

    Scarlet's delicious tits.
    Yuffie's cute tummy.
    Barret looks cool.

    That's it.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buster sword gets an origin story because fuck it why not
    >belonged to some retard too stupid to perform regular maintenance on it

    brilliant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to some retard too stupid to perform regular maintenance on it

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fans ask for a remake
    >get Compilation trash

    I honestly wasn't surprised. It's not Squaresoft anymore after tall. It's the one pushing NFTs.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FINAL FANTASY VII Remake
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Rebirth
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Rebuild
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Reunion
    >FINAL FANTASY VII G-Bike 2
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Reloaded
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Resolutions
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Resurrections
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Redirections
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Rebellions
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Predilections
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Revengeance
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Redacted
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Renewal
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Revival
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Redo
    >FINAL FANTASY VII Red
    >FINAL FANTASY VII R

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >friend who streams said he liked Remake
    >has never played FF7 or anything related
    >streams Crisis Core and asks me to watch
    >agree to watch while I do some other shit
    >someone asks if he thinks Zack is a better character than Cloud
    >says Zack is much better than Cloud
    >says that in the case of Remake Cloud it's true
    >says it doesn't matter
    mention he's never even played 7
    >chat starts roasting him
    >gets mad and ends stream

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      40 hours of Midgar Cloud was a bad idea

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can already tell the final boss it going to be Minerva or some other dumb Compilation addition.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the combat is so overrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no idea why people praise it because it's a confused mess

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FFVII: Returns Diminished

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Final Fantasy 7: Re-end"

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is how I feel about Crisis Core.

    ?t=240

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now jelrk off to that you lucky so and so

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This iconic scene is going to be even more ominous after we've seen Sephiroth flying around and tossing buildings like Goku.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did they manage to fuck up so bad?
    This was a free homerun for them; not only did they kill the franchise but the next two games aren't even going to sell because people know it's not what they want.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How did they manage to fuck up so bad?

      The creatively bankrupt desperately trying to be creative.
      At least Crapcom knows their place.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The creatively bankrupt desperately trying to be creative

        this so fucking much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They actually think normies are going to play a series of three lengthy JRPGs full of padding to completion, which also requires previous knowledge of the original only so it can subvert expectations. Trust the plan.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that nomurafags are an extremely vocal minority. Not even Strangers of Paradise could reach a million sales despite being "nomura kino".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is talking about SoP, schizo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who else is excited for this garbage besides nomurafags?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's xv-kun
        let him reply to himself until he gets bored and fucks off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      w-wait for the steam release!

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cait-Sith showing up for no reason to get a OMG I LOVE THAT MARVEL CHARACTER reaction out of people
    >most people just ocnfused

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      really fucking ruins the tone of the plate fall too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think the fact that everyone fucking survives the plate fall ruins it way more

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh fuck yeah I forgot about that stupid shit

          yeah okay gay
          he already expresses his dismay with the president
          stop trying to pretend cait with isn't just there for fan-service

          no dood u don't get it - it was an artistic choice bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh shit it's cait sith what is he- pfffffffffff
      fucking why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's to show Reeve's despair without giving you the clue who's the fucking cat was you bloody idiot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's completely unnecessary.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why? Because you played FFVII? What part of a "setup" do you not get? To you maybe it was unnecessary. To a new fan of FFVIIR, to them probably, they'd go "Oh, so that's why the cat's there".

          yeah okay gay
          he already expresses his dismay with the president
          stop trying to pretend cait with isn't just there for fan-service

          He rejected the notion, but he never really showed any kind of remorse or repulsiveness with the plan. To him at that time during that meeting, he didn't know Shinra would actually proceed with the plan. We literally only knew how much Reeves regretted not stopping Shinra way further until his bust up with Barret. That scene will literally be remade in the third game, close to 10 years after first game is out.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >To a new fan of FFVIIR, to them probably, they'd go "Oh, so that's why the cat's there

            You are fucking delusional.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a new fan of FFVIIR can just sit and wait for a decade to find out why that cat appeared and then they can clap their hands and shout KINO!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but he never really showed any kind of remorse or repulsiveness with the plan

            yes he does
            did you miss the part where he laments to his secretary you idiot

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              JUST ACCEPT THAT THE APPEARANCE OF CAIT SITH WAS 100% NECESSARY AND THINKING OTHERWISE MAKES YOU A AN OVERREACTING RETARD WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WAIT SEVERAL YEARS FOR AN EXPLAINATION SCENE

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus imagine being this angry for getting told

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pretty sure he's mocking your retarded ass and rightfully so

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey im not writing in all caps

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >newfag doesn't understand cruise control

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its ok i understand, you need to strawman and write in all caps so you can make your point otherwise you cant. Its a classic way to "win" Ganker arguments.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go be retarded somewhere else

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ecks dee

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you lost dude
                get over it now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, people have explained plenty why they don't like Cait Siths cameo. You overreacted and said they're all wrong and need to shut up because... he was trying to stop the bomb? (Maybe?) or it shows Reeve didn't like the bombing? (Already established)
                Now you just keep malding about it because you were disagreed with. There's no strawman, people are mocking your points because they're shit points. But you really want to live in a world where you "explain" the scene and everyone goes "oh, wow!" and declares it kino.

                If you like the cameo, fine. But quit throwing a hissy fit over differing opinions. You sound like you're on a one day visit outside of a circlejerk of fanboys and now you can't believe what you're hearing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i dont understand why is like this
                >*posts answer*
                >B-b-but thats a shit explaination bevause i say so! Cmon lets laugh at him!
                Jesus christ

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's as if your explanation was retarded or something
                but if course you're autistic so you think everyone else is wrong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just ignore the retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the irony is he's angrily replying to every post mocking him with more shitposts while ignoring every post that is trying to engage reasonably, or replying to those with shitposts too. I think there's some projection going on. but maybe he's just upset because everyone laughed at the post mocking him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But its not. Its a completely viable reason. You see it everywhere in story telling. A foreshadow that makes sense later when you look back.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But its not

                Yes it is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're replying to a legit autist who is incapable of thinking of themselves as wrong so don't bother replying aynmore

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok you are definitely the guy who made the no valid criticism picture, no doubt about it

                ok you are definitely the guy who made the no valid criticism picture, no doubt about it

                >you literally cannot criticize remake until it's finished

                Ok in 20 years I'll come back and say that cait sith appearance distracted from the plate fall impact but until then I will keep my mouth shut and buy buy buy

                Not a single rebuttal. Holy shit. Take a look at yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you keep complaining about shitposts and nobody engaging with your points, while ignoring

                Ok here is a non shitpost question. Do you think the cait sith appearance was vital, and do you at least understand why others didn't like it?

                Why is that? I'd like to talk about it with you. You're not just replying angrily to everyone who doesn't agree, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot pic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you missed

                Ok here is a non shitpost question. Do you think the cait sith appearance was vital, and do you at least understand why others didn't like it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok you are definitely the guy who made the no valid criticism picture, no doubt about it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you literally cannot criticize remake until it's finished

                Ok in 20 years I'll come back and say that cait sith appearance distracted from the plate fall impact but until then I will keep my mouth shut and buy buy buy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if he stopped posting because he read this and saw how retarded he sounded.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah he's still here

                Jesus imagine being this angry for getting told

                desperately trying to turn his overreaction into a win.
                maybe he should just accept others thought the cait sith appearance was superfluous fanwank and nobody wants to watch his 45 minute youtube video explaining why it wasn't

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah it's really sad
                here

                Hey im not writing in all caps

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well done on completely mindbreaking the autist

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah she even tells him to keep his mouth shut before he gets capped
              the fucking guy defending this shit can't even get his facts straight
              literally can't handle the fact that cait sith is just thrown in there for more memberberries

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah okay gay
        he already expresses his dismay with the president
        stop trying to pretend cait with isn't just there for fan-service

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's completely unnecessary.

          It's to show Reeve's despair without giving you the clue who's the fucking cat was you bloody idiot.

          Cait sith was to show that reeve actually wanted to try something but failed
          Why? Why do you overreact so much? I dont get it
          For those who know cait sith, get it. For those who dont get it, they will look back and get it once they get the reveal of it. Thats it
          Whats with this retarded overreaction?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Cait sith was to show that reeve actually wanted to try something but failed
            But they didn't show that. If they showed that, maybe it could have worked. But they didn't. You're literally using headcanon as a defence. You could just as easily say cait sith was there to HELP the turks but is upset he was late. He wanted to impress president shinra, damnit!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you are so retarded

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            literally what the FUCK would Cait Sith even do

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They will show that in future parts, proving everyone who thought his inclusion in that scene was bad, wrong.
              But even if they don't they will still be wrong.
              The game expects you to think and fill in gaps but people here can't do that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                only gaps that need filling at the ones between your teeth you inbred troglodyte

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know that people buy games even if the story is trash?
                Ive played more games than you. Ive played thousands of games but shitty stories and ill still call them good because i care about more aspects than just story. After all, whispers aside, the game was fine.
                If sephiroth time travels for any reason but lifestream, or tifa dies, or i dont know, squall appears and fights with cloud, then yeah ill call the story shit. But dont ask me to not buy it because theres much more to a game than just story. Ill join you on this threads calling the story shit or whatever the fuck you want, but if you want me to call the game bad despite the fact that i enjoyed it, then maybe get off the internet, people here are not here to please you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tl;dr - you're a retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fucking rekt holy shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I thought it was stupid that cait sith showed up during the plate fall
            >Why? Why? Why are you overreacting? Why are you so angry? Why are you so so angry? Why haven't you watched youtube videos that explain why he's there? Why can't you just wait for 10 years until we get a scene where Reeve explicitly states that he tried to stop the plate fall, which would retroactively make that moment good? Why do you have to say bad things about the game? Why? Why are you overreacting so much you retards?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              whoa dude stop overreacting

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you just know this is the guy who made the "no valid criticism" picture

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literally "NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DEFEND MY ARGUMENT, I-IT'S JUST WRONG!!". This is why talking to you FF7 retards are annoying. You fuckers do not want to listen to other people's opinion. You just want people to accept YOUR fucking opinion.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me your opinion of remake. Do you think it mistepped in any way? Have you any fears for the future of the story?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah he's started his usual bullshit of calling everyone wrong and desperately defending dumb shit like cait sith showing up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you actually think cait sith showing up at that point makes any sense or was a good idea or are you just automatically correcting people for calling it out as a shit inclusion?

        You know what also doesn't give you a clue that it's Reeve? Not showing it at all

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't get it man
          it's just to deep for you

          >exact same pic and schpiel about how mean Ganker is

          he's literally mindbroken

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's just copypasta

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Cait sith was to show that reeve actually wanted to try something but failed
        Why? Why do you overreact so much? I dont get it
        For those who know cait sith, get it. For those who dont get it, they will look back and get it once they get the reveal of it. Thats it
        Whats with this retarded overreaction?

        You dumb fucking ESL.
        We already know Reeves is against it as he pleaded with the President not to do it. Cait Sith is just jarring for both fans and newbies. It's a completely tone-deaf decision to have him show up during a serious scene. Here's a serious scene with people getting flattened and a fucking toy cat just shows up. I guess it doesn't matter because nobody fucking dies anyway.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every single day Ganker seethes about FF7R and I find that quite delicious, I must say. I greatly enjoyed my time with this highly exquisite game and the DLC, and I cannot wait for its sequels and spin-offs. I have years of spectacular FF7 content ahead of me. I have something to look forward to for the next, what, 10 years? I couldn't be happier. And you? Well, you are just pathetic human beings who try to take that joy away from me, but it's not working. In fact, there is nothing you can do about it. That's probably the best part. It amuses me to see your posts that don't affect my enjoyment at all. Cheers!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >exact same pic and schpiel about how mean Ganker is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still buying remake to see my favorite scoobygang from 90s go on the Unknown Journey. We going to blow Mako Reactors left and right, watch Cloud give CPR to 13 yo girl, Tifa having her intimate moment with the dolphin who helps you get to Junon upper part, Red XIII dressed as a shinra grunt and walking with hindlegs. The remake added Tifa getting raped by bugs, Tifa throwing herself on the ring for gym chads to mating press her if she loses the pull up minigame, Aerith speaking directly to player how you are not allowed to fall in love with her, Cloud getting a handjob at Wall Market and many mire fun antics. SE knowing they could never recreate the headcanon so that everyone would be content, decide to do their own thing acknowledging the expectations and working around them. Time jannies represent the purist obsessive fans who cant deal with remake deviating from their headcanon so SE makes (You) cut them down to let Cloud and his scoobygang have new fresh adventures on later parts. It's great meta middlefinger to purist autists but then again, they DID get themselves in the FF7 Remake, so it balances out.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remake is shit just like the original who could have seen this coming

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played a bit of FF7R two days ago
    Honestly I feel I can't get used to the combat, I feel there's too much chatter in general too (NPCs never shut the fuck up, but there's also a cutscene full of that for every single thing cloud does that's not fucking breathing). I could swear the sector 7 slums looked a bit more threatening in the original.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I could swear the sector 7 slums looked a bit more threatening in the original.

      Blame the cheap outsourced Malaysian NPCs.
      They're the same garbage ones form FFXV.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly maybe it's my perception but it just seemed like there were less "concerned families" and more "if I need to shank someone I fucking will" NPCs. The most threatening person I've seen was a hwite dude taking down posters because he's an ebil nazi for thinking that ecoterrorism might be wrong

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          for one there are way too many kids and one of the fucking sidequests is finding cats for a kid
          it couldn't possibly be less threatening

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah they really ruined the slums

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You really need to play the og again and talk to npcs.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just schizo things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >over 50 people shitting on remake
      >time to rev up my schizo posting and pretend it's all one guy
      consider meds, unironically

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its around 30 newfags that are doing this, it is sad because then you see the post count and realize this is just a venting thread for filtered people. It is fine i guess, you can have your own safe space.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Feel free to leave. Or just sit here sulking about Ganker meanies in between Maximillion trailer hype videos.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen a decent post in defence of 7R. It's always some ESL sperging out at posts that bring up stupid shit about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      autists think things they like are flawless
      normal people are able to accept flaws

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course you havent.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think anyone has, if this thread is anything to go by.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hey come on man, there was that one guy who had a meltdown because others dared to call the cat shit scene bad. that was a defence... of sorts.
          otherwise you're 100% right

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesnt look like a thread with mentally sane that will say "ok i understand your position but i disagree" if this thread is anything to go by. So shitposting is all you will get.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he is still this upset about

            JUST ACCEPT THAT THE APPEARANCE OF CAIT SITH WAS 100% NECESSARY AND THINKING OTHERWISE MAKES YOU A AN OVERREACTING RETARD WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WAIT SEVERAL YEARS FOR AN EXPLAINATION SCENE


            get over it you big baby

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's still crying

              >i dont understand why is like this
              >*posts answer*
              >B-b-but thats a shit explaination bevause i say so! Cmon lets laugh at him!
              Jesus christ

              Dude, people have explained plenty why they don't like Cait Siths cameo. You overreacted and said they're all wrong and need to shut up because... he was trying to stop the bomb? (Maybe?) or it shows Reeve didn't like the bombing? (Already established)
              Now you just keep malding about it because you were disagreed with. There's no strawman, people are mocking your points because they're shit points. But you really want to live in a world where you "explain" the scene and everyone goes "oh, wow!" and declares it kino.

              If you like the cameo, fine. But quit throwing a hissy fit over differing opinions. You sound like you're on a one day visit outside of a circlejerk of fanboys and now you can't believe what you're hearing.

              >But you really want to live in a world where you "explain" the scene and everyone goes "oh, wow!" and declares it kino.
              >If you like the cameo, fine. But quit throwing a hissy fit over differing opinions. You sound like you're on a one day visit outside of a circlejerk of fanboys and now you can't believe what you're hearing.
              This

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he is still this upset about [...]
                get over it you big baby

                Damn it really feels like you deepthroat each other

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok here is a non shitpost question. Do you think the cait sith appearance was vital, and do you at least understand why others didn't like it?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bad question, of course it is not vital, like many, many other things in both remake and og. You do know that things not being vital doesnt mean they are necessarily useless, right? You can just boil down everything from the remake that isnt critical to the plot as useless, but in the og as "world building".
              How would you feel about the remake removing yuffie because shes not vital? Would you agree with someone saying that yuffie should be removed because shes not vital? No, right?
              Ok i think ill stop now, too much backing up and deepthroating each other and samefagging around here. Feels like a cult.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >makes a bunch of dumb points then declares they're leaving
                lmao of course. seeya dude. don't forget you can hit F5 to refresh faster as you sit here silently seething for the next few hours.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dumb points
                No rebuttal, i see. Just making personal statements and not backing up anything. Ok ok seeing that you want me gone so bad i will, sorry for disturbing your safe space.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ok i think ill stop now, too much backing up and deepthroating each other and samefagging around here.
                Ok guys too many people disagreeing with me. I'm objectively correct so the only conclusion is I have stumbled into a cult.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok im gonna expose you and open your eyes just one time.
                The truth is: nobody knows exactly what the whispers are. Sure, there are some explanations in-game but thats not enough. If suddenly an assassin teleported to my room and i asked what the fuck, i dont think him saying "huh what? im just an assassin" would be enough.
                So yeah, you joke around with it. Time jannies nomura kingdom hearts time travel and bla bla. Just like that. It is fine, it was funny at some point.
                But then people moved past it and wanted to explain the whispers in a more detailed way, to theorize. So what people do? they start looking in the original, in the compilation and in the remake for answers. Most nods and most clues stromgly indicate that the whispers might be related to the lifestream, the planet and are, indeed, cries of the planet. This is just A THEORY, thats how you create a theory. To explain something you dont know based on clues. Since we dont the entire remake project yet, it is fine to theorize and try to give some meaning to stuff we dont entirely know yet. We will have our answers, and if the remake ends and theres no real whispers explanation, then we will get mad and stuff.
                But you dont like that. You dont like that people might be interested in what the whispers are rather than join the shitposting train and spam time jannies. You dont like that people, despite not knowing what the whispers are or why are there, they still like the game and look forward to it.
                So you get mad at people and start to mock them. "OH OK SO THE WHISPERS IS THIS, PRETTY SIMPLE HUH GOOD WRITING LMAO, YEAH, WHY NOT PUT TIDUS IN THE GAME BECAUSE...HUH...THIS INTERVIEW SAID THAT IT IS CONNECTED HAHA OK TIDUS IN FF7 GUYS", when it doesnt even make sense because it is not about just being entirely possible, it is about common sense. Tidus in ff7 isnt the same as the whispers being part of the planet.
                Yeah, cloud raping tifa.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know exactly what the whispers are and I can prove it objectively.
                The whispers are fucking retarded plot devices and the proof is that all the good parts of FF7R are the parts where they're trying to expand on the original in interesting ways instead of just "the same scene from the orginal but with dementors flying around"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the whispers don’t even ruin the entire game, I honestly saw them as a huge meta middle finger to the nostalgia shills who just wanted the exact same game with all the problems from the original completely intact. The people who complain about them literally want a 1:1 remake full of bad translations

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >objectively false statement
                >strawman
                Sorry, but your post is wrong and itrelevant

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >too much backing up and deepthroating each other and samefagging around here. Feels like a cult.

                Dude, people have explained plenty why they don't like Cait Siths cameo. You overreacted and said they're all wrong and need to shut up because... he was trying to stop the bomb? (Maybe?) or it shows Reeve didn't like the bombing? (Already established)
                Now you just keep malding about it because you were disagreed with. There's no strawman, people are mocking your points because they're shit points. But you really want to live in a world where you "explain" the scene and everyone goes "oh, wow!" and declares it kino.

                If you like the cameo, fine. But quit throwing a hissy fit over differing opinions. You sound like you're on a one day visit outside of a circlejerk of fanboys and now you can't believe what you're hearing.

                >quit throwing a hissy fit over differing opinions. You sound like you're on a one day visit outside of a circlejerk of fanboys and now you can't believe what you're hearing.
                Bingo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude now I don't what will happen I am excited and will consoom!
      If this was FF8 then time travelling shenanigans can be somewhat understandable, pulling this shit with 7 is fucking retarded

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Remake, but Cait Sith showing up was fucking stupid.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people laugh at you for being retarded
    >think being more retarded will show em

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG LOOK AT OUR GREAT COLLECTION OF STAR WARS
    dear god the amount of wojak-tier shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thatsthejoke.mpeg

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAA when is the trailer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until forspoken gets out of thee way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man i want that shitshow called forspoken released so bad, we need more info about Rebirth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They will probably give more info about ever crisis, im curious about it
        Looks cool

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/503422574/#503427583
    Gotta clap for 7R! Gotta clap for 7R!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I CLAPPED
      I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE CAT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I fapped when I saw it!
      >the one guy getting pissy about a joke thread because its making fun of remake
      lmao pure gold

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have insider telling me that the 3rd game will be called Resurrect after they killed Aeris in the second game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want some crazy title like "YOU CANNOT (RE)TURN
      like EVA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I want some crazy title like "YOU CANNOT (RE)TURN
        >like EVA
        kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remake is so much like rebuild, knowing those devs it wont be a predictable name
        Requiem would be good

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Requiem is the best one

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed FF7R and will be buying and playing FF7R-2 day one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing that I love the most about remakes is that they really expose the people who are just petty fucking haters. If you have a problem, just go play the original. The remake doesn't magically delete it from existence. At this point people are complaining just to complain.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reunion, obviously

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know what would be cool
    Have shelke as optional party member

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would love it but making full characters takes to many resources to keep them optional in a game like FF
      And the party already has too many members

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since the game's defender is here, let me asks you this question that you absolutely couldn't answer.
    >Why did nobody followed Barret when President Shinra ran indoor?
    >Why did Barret just watch when President Shinra is just looking for stuffs in his desk?
    >Why did Barret didn't even shoot first when President Shinra got a gun from his desk?
    >Why did Sephiroth stabbed Barret only for him to be cured by time janny after that?
    I will not accept any answers other than "It's just bad writing without any single thoughts put into it because normies will eat literal shit up anyway."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of all the problems with remake's narrative you chose to go in the simplest ones that can be explained or understood with 3 seconds of reflection

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but do so, please

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then explain it.

          In my opinion barret's whole personality is about being preachy and giving lessons to people, him having the chance to show president shinra how wrong he is is the perfect scenario for a fuck up like that to happen
          Also, sephiroth is the whole game trying to trigger changes in different ways, as example, the whispers slow aerith before cloud meets her because sephiroth was fucking with cloud's mind in order to not make them meet. Which still doesnt work for sephiroth

          So when he has actual presence by using a clone instead of attacking the most predictable person he tries to kill barret in order to see how much the whispers can kee things the same way
          I dont like the scene at all because i think it is just trying to bait people but it makes sense

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Didn't even answer why the whole fucking party just standing outdoor doing absolutely nothing when Barret chased President Shinra to indoor
            Fucking retard.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because barret for sure would get bodied by the old corpo man
              And even if he did, it was mostly because of his stupidity

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are there any scenes you feel don't make sense?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I dont like how the whispers behave overall, i think they are too intrusive even if they should be a weapon-like entity

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I asked is there anything you think doesn't make sense

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the entire rocket town section is retarded

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is there anything in remake you feel doesn't make sense

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the reason why wedge doesnt die isnt clear enough

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait for future parts you retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah thats something that died narratively in remake part 1 so thats not something it will be answered later

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1 scene, when barret tifa and cloud go save wedge, the whispers take them out of that place together with wedge, even if the whispers want wedge dead. This is something that doesnt make sense

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I could also just find this scene
                Overall people are free to dislike remake, but i dont really find many scenes that i can say "this doesnt works in a logical sense"
                Only more to the ending things start being insane but not even the party knows what is going on and it is the main mistery of the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even with its polemics
                Remake is faithful for 92% of the game. Something i doubt it will be the same for Rebirth

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True, remake at least had the same structure and events happening in the same order. Now imagine when they start changing all that in rebirth

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FFVII is no longer a story about anything. It's now just a product for people who want to see the characters waved around in front of their eyes in a consequence free world that goes on forever and ever like the MCU.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remake will be three parts. Once it's done SE are retiring the FF7 IP and there will be no more media about these characters or the planet.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon said, while laughing hysterically

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?
                It's true. Anyone who complains SE are going to "milk" FF7 indefinitely need to do their research. It's not like Star Wars or the MCU. The story will be over soon and that will be the end of FF7 for good.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Remake project will definitelly be the ending of that story overall with the original devs
                If they do something else in that world it will be with other devs, kitase,nojima and nomura will probably be done with it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                90% of people who have ever heard of Final Fantasy only know FFVII. That's the face of the series and the only games that sell well. It only makes sense to milk it forever. In 10-15 years time, nobody will remember a time when Final Fantasy games were separate entries with no relation to each other.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FF7 is so big that it is almost a brand by itself separated from FF
                The impact that things like buster sword, cloud, tifa and sephiroth have is insane

                People can dislike remake, but a company doesnt do 3 games and 2-3 mobile titles for an a IP that doesnt make any money

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >People can dislike remake
                you're so magnanimous

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thanks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >People can dislike remake
                No, that's not allowed. See

                Forgot pic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to give (you)s to the same bait image every thread go on. But dont bring me in

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like, it is fair if you think this way
                I liked it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Back so soon?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I dont like how the whispers behave overall, i think they are too intrusive even if they should be a weapon-like entity
                I wonder if making the whispers something more personified like reunion clones would've been better
                Maybe it would end up being even weirder, they are supposed to be agents of the lifestream so cant be just guys walking around

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Also, sephiroth is the whole game trying to trigger changes in different ways, as example, the whispers slow aerith before cloud meets her because sephiroth was fucking with cloud's mind in order to not make them meet.
            It is crazy how if you pay attention to what sephiroth is doing he is trying to create changes from the first moment

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it's crazy how Sephiroth has been reduced from mysterious, imminent, dangerous threat to a crazy yandere stalker that spends all his time trolling his mancrush.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Watch theory youtube channels and pay more attention

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The first one still applies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dont get bothered because sephiroth was always supposed to be a gaslighting bitch in my opinion, the difference is mostly how they are going harder with that and he isnt just a narrative tool this time
                Sephiroth in og is barely a character

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then explain it.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Renzocucken.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how these remakes make Ganker seethe while they get good reviews and sell millions. You can do literally nothing but shit your pants and cry as normiechads enjoy objectively superior games to the original. No one likes OG FF7 anymore. Get over yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was mostly just a huge middle-finger to the nostalgia shills who looked at the original in rose-coloured glasses, yeah they went a bit too heavy handed at the end, but I still give them credit for not pandering to the boomers who just want the exact same story with no tweaks, fixing any minor-stupidities, expanding on things, and doing what they WANTED to do in the original game, but couldn’t due to hardware limitations of the PS1 (like the Wutai plotline and Yuffie, Zack and Vincent. Don’t take the Whispers that seriously, the next game will probably just act like it never happened and take off you’re nostalgia goggles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >strawman argument
        >false equivalence
        Post invalidated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same way about Star Wars and the MCU

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do.nt. I dont even consume MCU. Star wars is good mostly except for the new trilogy which is atrocious and the solo movie.

        And remake was FANTASTIC.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait? are they making you buy each of them separately?

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REgurgitation

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we will call it a remake, but it’s not actually a remake, it’s a sequel
    >and then everyone one clapped

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ffvii reunion I mean it couldn't be more obvious

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That bottom but is disgusting

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FFVII: Resurgence
    FFVII: Renaissance
    FFVII: Relaxed
    FFVII: Reborn
    FFVII: Rebuild
    FFVII: Reversed
    FFVII: Revival
    FFVII: Recovered
    FFVII: Redo
    FFVII: Replay
    FFVII: Refund
    FFVII: Reboot
    FFVII: Remakes Again feat. Dante from DmC & Knuckles

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