What would be your chosen occupation if you lived in the Pokemon world?

What would be your chosen occupation if you lived in the Pokemon world?
I think I'd be a botanist, I just think it would be interesting because of the overlap with plant Pokemon.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exterminator to chase Bugs and relocate them to the forests.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon sex slave trade

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    terminally online shitposter

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depressed virgin neet, wouldn't even have a pokemon license

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He lives in galar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be born during late-stage Pokemonism
      >everything is overcrowded
      >there are no jobs, half of young adults can't find work
      >hundreds of Pokemon have been captured to the point of extinction in the wild
      >the Pokemon license system has been monopolized and requires a 6-figure loan to attain government permission to catch Pokemon
      >Pokemon Centers do not heal but instead put your Pokemon on a for-life prescription plan (assuming they have insurance)
      >Team Nazi and Team Commie are rapidly gaining new recruits
      >who will you join?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Life be hard for a 10 year old pokeprodigy fr fr sheesh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Demoralized, much?
        If you spend all your time on 4chan all you’ll do is stop seeing the positives in life, because that place has become full of poor, brown Incels that hate the West because they can’t get white gfs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I have a six figure job and phd irl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          optimism is a product of ignorance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Team Commie of course, so we can finally transition to the model of life showcased in the games

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pokemon world
          >communist

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All that free healthcare and organized League services have to come from somewhere, Anon. Do you think fascists would unironically not let corporate interests charge you out the wazoo for even just potions at the Mart?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mushroom guy, I would find rare mushrooms in the forests and then bring them back home to grow in a farm.to sell. I'd also be one of those guys hanging out in the low level areas with the black text box just to fuck with the kids.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steel type dermatologist
    I'm a welder, so it'd be about the same thing I think.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would be an entrepreneur. I'd create a startup company and then do projects with help of pokemons.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon injection trafficker

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    champion

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be a volunteer dad because god knows these kids need a father figure

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably an investigator, much like my current day job. Get to see and hear fucked up shit, only this time with Pokémon.
    Nothing quite so “fun” as witnessing the aftermath of a degenerate finally getting the high they were chasing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nothing quite so “fun” as witnessing the aftermath of a degenerate finally getting the high they were chasing.
      Mr. Hansen, I thought you got V& for tax fraud?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I enjoy breeding in game, the in setting version of it is likely much more specialized. What are some suggestions for possible things to raise in that manner? Think it would be fairly mundane like raising mudsdale for typical draft horse work. I suppose if you lived somewhere like Galar if you had the contract you could be the person raising Corviknight for the taxi service. Otherwise I'm sure linguistics could be potentially interesting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've always headcanoned that the starters are purpose-bred on farms, as a reasonably powerful, easy to train beginner pokemon to be given to newbie trainers. Hence why you don't find them in the wild.
      I could also see raising pokemon being a half farm, half school type thing, depending on how intelligent the pokemon are. Say, you raised a litter of Riolu's, you'd be teaching them martial arts and physical training, maybe how to read and do sums and the like, so they're in peak physical and mental condition for prospective trainers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think starters and humanoid/job-inspired Pokémon are selectively raised by humans, like how we’ve done with common domesticated animals, such as: cats, dogs, cattle, so on and so forth. Would be weird if things like Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee just resembled boxers and kickboxers out in the wild before human civilization began, I would kinda understand if Hitmonlee’s ancestor pokemon had stretchy legs and Hitmonchan’s ancestor pokemon had padded fists.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would be pretty nice, just settle in on a property and make starters to pass on to professors and stuff. Get a working relationship with the locals and keep your starters tip top.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eevee's are canonically popular and hard to breed.
      not sure what else would be worth breeding over just catching in the wild though.
      can not really just dump a high level mon on a rookie trainer so a lot of trainers will probably just get most of their team in the wild.
      aside from particularly rare or foreign pokemon gonna be hard to compete with the canon two bucks of a basic pokeball.
      the starter pokemon are oddballs that may or may not be given out that often so probably some market for breeders in a safer start than just throwing balls at whatever peeks out the grass

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I’d wish to be a wandering veteran pokemon master who tests the potential of new trainers, but I’ll probably just be an engineer like I am IRL if the veteran option doesn’t help keeping me (and my Pokémon) fed and get sick of waiting on mountain tops with recognizable landmarks conveniently placed towards the region’s champion all the time.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same as in real life here-
    Sex Therapist.
    Sounds like bullshit but for reals.
    The stories in universe are probably WILD shit.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A artist... i would love to travel and paint the landscapes along with my shiny Weavile

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a public library irl and I love it, so I could see myself doing something like that in the pokeworld. I'd love to help kids find research on their first pokemon, and just research in general. In my downtime I'd travel to different libraries around the world reading up on different legendaries and mythicals.

    I like normal and fairy types so I think it would be a nice fit. If I could pick one to work and travel with it would be Tandemaus/Maushold. They could help shelve books and the kid mice could help with kid's arts and craft programs. It would be a simple comfy life.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a teacher (like irl) but with Pokemon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would you teach a Pokemon?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d say fuck everything and travel for life. Deep jungles and high mountains, I’d explore every inch of the planet if I had pokemon to protect and transport me. Build up money by doing odd jobs in towns I like. Work on writing and art, maybe I publish a banger. Help people where it’s needed.
    I’d probably end up falling in love with someone and settling down with whatever random job is most suitable though.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I'd try to be a Breeder.

    I enjoy raising and taking care if Pokemon rather than battling them in any League setting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, alternately I'd like to be a Groomer or Stylist so I can help a variety of Pokemon look and feel their best.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baker and mawile lover

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I probably wouldn't one, I would just be traveling around the world, seeing as that's a feasible thing in the Pokemon world.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind being one of the rangers on the Sevii Islands or Hoenn. Seems like it'd be a pretty cozy life. Get to see amazing natural locations with my Pokemon, comfortable weather, always have a great view of the ocean, and the girls look great in those uniforms.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    retail wageslave, but all the employees are willing to battle (you) either on their breaks or during a shift when nobody's around to yell at them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, retail in Pokemon looks pretty comfortable save for getting robbed by asshole teams once in a blue moon.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I think I'd be a botanist, I just think it would be interesting because of the overlap with plant Pokemon.
    yeah, same. or a gardener if i dont feel like doing science.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ballsniffer

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Male Stripper

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "weirdo who investigates weird shit like and places haunted houses, or mysterious caves"
    sorry for unsealing the 4 calamities paldea, i was curious

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to work at the farm in Johto. Help take care of the miltank and mareep and make cheese, yogurt, and other products to sell. If they held harvest celebrations where they sold pumpkins and seasonal baked goods, had hay rides around the farm, and had a petting zoo, I'd love to participate in that, too.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be free
    So a hiker

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trainer

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I were fit I'd be a Ranger, but I think I'd just want to bum around with wild mons and my best buddy, going town to town doing odd jobs or playing music for tips. Basically Nando but with an Altaria instead of a Budew.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon sex slave

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quality control league official. I'd just go around the world challenging Gyms and shit, making sure everyone is up to scratch. I already know a few people who need replacing...

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scientist

    I'd love to know about how they bring back fossils or make porygon

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEET because I’ll be busy looking for, catching and breeding 1-2% encounter rates Pokémon to seek a real job.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    terrorist

    we see the trainers but we also see massive cities and towns. I doubt everyone can be a trainer just because they want to. Most people are probably limited to bitch duty.

    Probably why evil teams have no shortage of people looking to join. It's like living in a cultivation world except only rich folk and criminals can afford to cultivate.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker poster

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