What would you wish for? (you cant wish for the complete destruction of Israel)

What would you wish for?

(you can’t wish for the complete destruction of Israel)

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For Hyrule to come back.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then I'd wish for the mostly-complete destruction of Israel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would come back from that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's like cutting most of a tumor out. You have to get every little piece or it will come back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, the antibodies (our brave Falastini jihadis) would root out the remainder.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remove America since it's the garden gnomes 2nd biggest power base.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bro isn't even touching it, it's a perspective trick

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wish for everyone that comes into a thread just to bitch about America obsessively to collectively have a stroke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the irony is that you, presumably an amerifat, ran severely increased risk of cardiac arrest typing that out and hitting enter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only irony from all of this is the American snacks your fat ass is shoving down your throat as you type your posts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          american food in general is too sweet, sugar in everything, you can't grill a fucking steak without putting honey on it, disgusting

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honey on steak? Do you also believe those big milkshakes covered in entire donuts are real food?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Of course he does he's an entitled euroturd zoomer with Ganker brainrot

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some anons wished for sauce/jav code in

    [...]

    The video is usually just listed based on the two sluts in it, eg. https://spankbang.com/4l1mx/video/katerina+hartlova+and+kaho+shibuya

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kaho is really such a terrible actress. Her huge tits were squandered on her- and now she just streams shitty 2.5d beat-em-ups that no one cares about and sells merch.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    99.999% destruction of Israel and a magic gun that can shoot a garden gnome from anywhere on the planet

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would wish for Israel to open their borders, and take all the migrants that have flooded Europe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dear god. Imagine how much advancement they will gain from those women and children, doctors, engineers, and scientists!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don’t understand the rules
    >if irl
    >skyward sword never happened
    >if in-game
    >demise never happens

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le israel
    go back to ifunny

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>le israel
    >go back to ifunny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just because your gay ass app is broken is not an excuse to shit up this website with your aids.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Undo every circumcision

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want it back 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      king

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But that doesn't stop future circumcisions, you retard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the triforce can grant multiple wishes to someone with pure intentions, anon
        see: end of a link to the past

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Modern children deserve to be sir cum sized

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >(you can’t wish for the complete destruction of Israel)
    That wouldn't even resolve the problem as the Reform wing is in NYC. Likud is only half the problem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New York is gradually going to chase everyone out of it. Hopefully, other states will learn what not to do.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maggie to be my waif

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's only interested in pig monsters who want to eat her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but with the wish shes mine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So literally me?
        Perfect!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superman's powers and complete control over them

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one meelion dollars

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did this game turn the triforce in to some magic wish granter? People want it in every game but in the earlier titles I thought it was vague as to what it actually did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Triforce being a wish granter was established in Ocarina. Ganondorf touched the Triforce in that game and his evil wish to rule the world is what caused it to split into the three pieces.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was established as that back in ALTTP
        Link used it to bring back his dead uncle and the King of Hyrule

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delete California, New York, Jerusalem, Sweden, Germany and France.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit, meant to include the UK as well.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish all the evil forces of the world (garden gnomes) to be gone from Earth forever and never come back.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The complete destruction of China.
    If I can't have that, then...
    The complete destruction of Russia.
    If I can't have that, then...
    I don't know. To be able to clean my messes, build my house and install fixtures/furnishings like The Sims I guess. Also rosebud.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The complete destruction of Palestine

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The complete destruction of the middle east

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For something good to happen

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give humanity Gundam level of technology

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of Wind Waker, I just learned today that you can see Tetra's model floating in midair on the right side of the screen when Link leaves the island and it cuts to his grandma. This can be seen without a widescreen hack.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish for a large soda

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish for a vidya that panders to my fetish and ends up making it popular

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What fetish is that?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For Tetra to get pregnant by me every time it was physically possible to do so, by whatever contrived non-sex means gets the job done. Like she's trying to move through the house and trips, which ends up knocking over a wastebasket full of my jizz napkins, and a fresh one somehow ends up smearing on her crotch.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for Israel to become Palestine without destruction.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      giving anything to sandmorons inherently destroys it

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any time someone attempts to commit usury, they drop dead instantly of a heart attack to an extent that any kind of resuscitation or life support is also impossible.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >could have wished ganondorf/demise dead for good
    >could have wished that the triforce destroy themselves to break the cycle
    >wishes for a future for the children that could have had a better future had to made the one of the wishes above

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    99% destruction of isreal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with compounded interest

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can’t wish for the complete destruction
    Okay then make them all black. Waku waku!

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That America and garden gnomes would never exist.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Complete destruction of Palestine

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for a big titty tomboy

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happiness

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Israel having all of the Levant

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >(you can’t wish for the complete destruction of Israel)
    so youre christian

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most of the wishes in this thread would make the triforce split and you'd have to go on a shit quest to find and kill whoever got the other two pieces

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Banjo-Threeie

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American nuclear holocaust

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rrat girls to mating press every day of the week

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The complete destruction of the middle east.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wish for actual monsters & demons to roam about upon this Earth.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to have unlimited magic power and complete control over it.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That people would stop bringing up politics on Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker becomes a dead board like /qa/

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The painful death of Klaus Schwab and everyone else in his circle.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give myself the powers of a God. Figure out what to do with them later. First act would probably be to appear out of nowhere infront of Klauss, wave my finger infront of him while staying "stop it", then disappear.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A credit card that pulls a tiny bit of money from every rich person in the world every time I make a purchase.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly probably Zelda's used underwear or something like that

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The near complete destruction of Israel. Leave a small village or something.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for the T1 Trust to get enough funding and materials immediately so they can complete the train in under a year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trains are for morons and need to be outlawed. 90% of all their funding is fed subsidies, remove that and all train companies go bankrupt in a week.

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