Kaho is really such a terrible actress. Her huge breasts were squandered on her- and now she just streams shitty 2.5d beat-em-ups that no one cares about and sells merch.
>(you can’t wish for the complete destruction of Israel)
That wouldn't even resolve the problem as the Reform wing is in NYC. Likud is only half the problem.
Did this game turn the triforce in to some magic wish granter? People want it in every game but in the earlier titles I thought it was vague as to what it actually did.
Triforce being a wish granter was established in Ocarina. Ganondorf touched the Triforce in that game and his evil wish to rule the world is what caused it to split into the three pieces.
The complete destruction of China.
If I can't have that, then...
The complete destruction of Russia.
If I can't have that, then...
I don't know. To be able to clean my messes, build my house and install fixtures/furnishings like The Sims I guess. Also rosebud.
Speaking of Wind Waker, I just learned today that you can see Tetra's model floating in midair on the right side of the screen when Link leaves the island and it cuts to his grandma. This can be seen without a widescreen hack.
For Tetra to get pregnant by me every time it was physically possible to do so, by whatever contrived non-sex means gets the job done. Like she's trying to move through the house and trips, which ends up knocking over a wastebasket full of my jizz napkins, and a fresh one somehow ends up smearing on her crotch.
Any time someone attempts to commit usury, they drop dead instantly of a heart attack to an extent that any kind of resuscitation or life support is also impossible.
>could have wished ganondorf/demise dead for good >could have wished that the triforce destroy themselves to break the cycle >wishes for a future for the children that could have had a better future had to made the one of the wishes above
Give myself the powers of a God. Figure out what to do with them later. First act would probably be to appear out of nowhere infront of Klauss, wave my finger infront of him while staying "stop it", then disappear.
Trains are for Black folk and need to be outlawed. 90% of all their funding is fed subsidies, remove that and all train companies go bankrupt in a week.
For Hyrule to come back.
Then I'd wish for the mostly-complete destruction of Israel.
It would come back from that.
that's like cutting most of a tumor out. You have to get every little piece or it will come back
No, the antibodies (our brave Falastini jihadis) would root out the remainder.
Remove America since it's the israelites 2nd biggest power base.
>homie isn't even touching it, it's a perspective trick
I'd wish for everyone that comes into a thread just to b***h about America obsessively to collectively have a stroke
the irony is that you, presumably an amerifat, ran severely increased risk of cardiac arrest typing that out and hitting enter
The only irony from all of this is the American snacks your fat ass is shoving down your throat as you type your posts
american food in general is too sweet, sugar in everything, you can't grill a fricking steak without putting honey on it, disgusting
Honey on steak? Do you also believe those big milkshakes covered in entire donuts are real food?
Of course he does he's an entitled euroturd zoomer with Ganker brainrot
some anons wished for sauce/jav code in
The video is usually just listed based on the two bawds in it, eg. https://spankbang.com/4l1mx/video/katerina+hartlova+and+kaho+shibuya
Kaho is really such a terrible actress. Her huge breasts were squandered on her- and now she just streams shitty 2.5d beat-em-ups that no one cares about and sells merch.
99.999% destruction of Israel and a magic gun that can shoot a israelite from anywhere on the planet
I would wish for Israel to open their borders, and take all the migrants that have flooded Europe.
Dear god. Imagine how much advancement they will gain from those women and children, doctors, engineers, and scientists!
I still don’t understand the rules
>if irl
>skyward sword never happened
>if in-game
>demise never happens
>le israel
go back to ifunny
>>le israel
>go back to ifunny
Just because your gay ass app is broken is not an excuse to shit up this website with your aids.
Undo every circumcision
I want it back 🙁
king
But that doesn't stop future circumcisions, you moron.
the triforce can grant multiple wishes to someone with pure intentions, anon
see: end of a link to the past
Modern children deserve to be sir cum sized
>(you can’t wish for the complete destruction of Israel)
That wouldn't even resolve the problem as the Reform wing is in NYC. Likud is only half the problem.
New York is gradually going to chase everyone out of it. Hopefully, other states will learn what not to do.
Maggie to be my waif
She's only interested in pig monsters who want to eat her.
but with the wish shes mine
So literally me?
Perfect!
Superman's powers and complete control over them
one meelion dollars
Did this game turn the triforce in to some magic wish granter? People want it in every game but in the earlier titles I thought it was vague as to what it actually did.
Triforce being a wish granter was established in Ocarina. Ganondorf touched the Triforce in that game and his evil wish to rule the world is what caused it to split into the three pieces.
It was established as that back in ALTTP
Link used it to bring back his dead uncle and the King of Hyrule
Delete California, New York, Jerusalem, Sweden, Germany and France.
shit, meant to include the UK as well.
I wish all the evil forces of the world (Jews) to be gone from Earth forever and never come back.
The complete destruction of China.
If I can't have that, then...
The complete destruction of Russia.
If I can't have that, then...
I don't know. To be able to clean my messes, build my house and install fixtures/furnishings like The Sims I guess. Also rosebud.
The complete destruction of Palestine
The complete destruction of the middle east
For something good to happen
Give humanity Gundam level of technology
Speaking of Wind Waker, I just learned today that you can see Tetra's model floating in midair on the right side of the screen when Link leaves the island and it cuts to his grandma. This can be seen without a widescreen hack.
i wish for a large soda
i wish for a vidya that panders to my fetish and ends up making it popular
What fetish is that?
For Tetra to get pregnant by me every time it was physically possible to do so, by whatever contrived non-sex means gets the job done. Like she's trying to move through the house and trips, which ends up knocking over a wastebasket full of my jizz napkins, and a fresh one somehow ends up smearing on her crotch.
I wish for Israel to become Palestine without destruction.
giving anything to sandBlack folk inherently destroys it
Any time someone attempts to commit usury, they drop dead instantly of a heart attack to an extent that any kind of resuscitation or life support is also impossible.
>could have wished ganondorf/demise dead for good
>could have wished that the triforce destroy themselves to break the cycle
>wishes for a future for the children that could have had a better future had to made the one of the wishes above
99% destruction of isreal
with compounded interest
>you can’t wish for the complete destruction
Okay then make them all black. Waku waku!
That America and israelites would never exist.
Complete destruction of Palestine
I wish for a big titty tomboy
Happiness
Israel having all of the Levant
>(you can’t wish for the complete destruction of Israel)
so youre christian
most of the wishes in this thread would make the triforce split and you'd have to go on a shit quest to find and kill whoever got the other two pieces
Banjo-Threeie
American nuclear holocaust
rrat girls to mating press every day of the week
The complete destruction of the middle east.
I'd wish for actual monsters & demons to roam about upon this Earth.
I wish to have unlimited magic power and complete control over it.
That people would stop bringing up politics on Ganker
>Ganker becomes a dead board like /qa/
The painful death of Klaus Schwab and everyone else in his circle.
Give myself the powers of a God. Figure out what to do with them later. First act would probably be to appear out of nowhere infront of Klauss, wave my finger infront of him while staying "stop it", then disappear.
A credit card that pulls a tiny bit of money from every rich person in the world every time I make a purchase.
Honestly probably Zelda's used underwear or something like that
The near complete destruction of Israel. Leave a small village or something.
I wish for the T1 Trust to get enough funding and materials immediately so they can complete the train in under a year
Trains are for Black folk and need to be outlawed. 90% of all their funding is fed subsidies, remove that and all train companies go bankrupt in a week.