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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can Milk be alcoholic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By putting alcohol in it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol cows
      duh
      Just like chocolate milk comes from brown cows

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By fermenting it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      google airag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's never had a white russian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wienertails don't count.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A genuine Warlock Mountain replay disk.
    You don’t have it? Well no Scarabs for you then.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have uhhhhhhhhhh

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll have two number 9's..

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny joke, mr. "all i frickin have is milk"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are many kinds of milk. We have dairy milk, premium dairy milk, goat's milk, elephant's milk, premium snake venom milk, spiced dairy milk, premium spiced dairy milk, jellied milk, frozen milk goop, Chateau Romani super milk, swamp fricassee milk, swamp Sautee milk, ice milk, and our best seller, dairy milk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll have Chateau Romani, because I remember it taking a while to get it or something

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cremia's milk, please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And straight from the tap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And disengage safety protocols.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And straight from the tap

      Yeah.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large milk.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one bucket of pawg breast milk please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >comes up for air
      >goes back for more

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have milk that's been beaten, eaten, burned, boxed, shaken, shit out, gargled, or all three.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heineken and a shot of Jamo please. Can't believe the frickin day I had. If I find that little blond homie who broke all my pots I'm gonna kill him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, no colored folks (or cows).

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Umm...I'll have....uhhh...a....ummm....uhhh....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEY ONLY SELL MILK
      MILK
      SAY MILK SO THE LINE CAN MOVE AND I CAN BUY YOU INCONSIDERATE ARSEHOLE

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Water. No ice

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pee in a glass, then throw it at Gorman. I'll pay you forty rupees.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want tapwater

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to forget how good things were.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *BANG*

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      things like this will never happen in modern zelda
      aonuma was a mistake

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have a soul?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That cannot be done.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER YOU BRAINDEAD HICK

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A tequila sunrise, please.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Your finest empty glass.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want you to stop looking at me with those frick me eyes.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to stand here staring.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Another whiskey on the rocks, just like another year for the bloodline to die out.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Scotch on the rocks.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And I mean ice!

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