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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can Milk be alcoholic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      By putting alcohol in it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol cows
      duh
      Just like chocolate milk comes from brown cows

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      By fermenting it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      google airag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he's never had a white russian

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wienertails don't count.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A genuine Warlock Mountain replay disk.
    You don’t have it? Well no Scarabs for you then.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have uhhhhhhhhhh

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll have two number 9's..

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    funny joke, mr. "all i frickin have is milk"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are many kinds of milk. We have dairy milk, premium dairy milk, goat's milk, elephant's milk, premium snake venom milk, spiced dairy milk, premium spiced dairy milk, jellied milk, frozen milk goop, Chateau Romani super milk, swamp fricassee milk, swamp Sautee milk, ice milk, and our best seller, dairy milk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll have Chateau Romani, because I remember it taking a while to get it or something

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cremia's milk, please

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And straight from the tap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And disengage safety protocols.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And straight from the tap

      Yeah.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large milk.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one bucket of pawg breast milk please

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >comes up for air
      >goes back for more

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have milk that's been beaten, eaten, burned, boxed, shaken, shit out, gargled, or all three.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heineken and a shot of Jamo please. Can't believe the frickin day I had. If I find that little blond homie who broke all my pots I'm gonna kill him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, no colored folks (or cows).

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Umm...I'll have....uhhh...a....ummm....uhhh....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THEY ONLY SELL MILK
      MILK
      SAY MILK SO THE LINE CAN MOVE AND I CAN BUY YOU INCONSIDERATE ARSEHOLE

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Water. No ice

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pee in a glass, then throw it at Gorman. I'll pay you forty rupees.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want tapwater

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to forget how good things were.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *BANG*

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      things like this will never happen in modern zelda
      aonuma was a mistake

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have a soul?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That cannot be done.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER BEER YOU BRAINDEAD HICK

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A tequila sunrise, please.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your finest empty glass.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want you to stop looking at me with those frick me eyes.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to stand here staring.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another whiskey on the rocks, just like another year for the bloodline to die out.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Scotch on the rocks.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And I mean ice!

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