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its casual shit, real hunters hunt on nintendo consoles
Take your (You), filthy animal, and don't forget to cry about the best game in the franchise being released on xbox and playstation
it's on the massive sales, plus runs an ad campaign on the internet. So, people, naturally, have decided to give it a try.
And it isn't a bad game. Also isn't a hard game. Pretty easy to get into. Not to mention the catch up gear, which makes all of the early game a breeze, so the common denominator for the starters is very, very low. I honestly don't know who wouldn't be able to rush through at least half of the campaign without too much problem.
>it's on the massive sale
no it's not
It was until yesterday, capcom had their own specific sale going on all their shit that for I think all of December that ended the same time as the steam winter sale
damn I missed it then, could've had a playthrough with a full group
Asmongold.
Assmongler beat the game in 8 hours by button mashing with great sword so he broke the myth that game is hard or difficult in any way shape, or form. Now all the normalgays can come home to the Monster hunter made just for them
>broke the myth that game is hard or difficult in any way shape, or form.
We've been saying all of 5th gen is piss easy for years though
what does that even mean? did he beat the elder dragons?
beat xeno
a monkey could do that though
>the myth that game is hard or difficult in any way shape
What myth? This series was made for kids in middle and high school
oh no no no the Ganker revisionist Worldsperm hsitory begins pffahahahhahaha
this series was made for Salarymen to unwind playing, when was it ever called hard?
>it was made for adults and children
who else is there you fricking contrary morons?
the Japs
Electronic old men running the world within 6 months.
fricking racist
People on the way home back from work would often team up together in monster hunter because it was so popular in japan at some point.
The series has never been hard, but it has always been fun and rewarding to play with friends and random people.
Wasn't he wearing the armor that literally carries you through the whole game?
Hah nope, which makes it even funnier
you don't beat the game until you solo arch tempered nergigante with hr gear
>mh trannies mad the series they've been saying is super hard for years is actually easy
lmao
I had to watch some of his gameplay first. Literally just throwing out raw GS attacks constantly with no charge or tackles. Actually pretty funny.
>Fortify
>Divine Blessing
He didn't beat the game.
>all this defensive shit instead of dps
>beats barioth in 20 minutes
>Ganker times out after double carting
>healthboost 3
>divine 3
>in base world
jej
>also somehow has master rank palico in base world
>palico schizo still at it
bald man has mind broken you fr fr kek
Except actual MH gays been saying world was casual easymode forever.
It was, you guessed it, Sonygays that cept saying World was hard.
The cope is delicious.
suck my dick
the campaign is always easy ou dipshit Black personisraelite
He is fricking awful at the game
I have been saying for years that Monhun is babyshit and nobody believed me. Feels good to be right, twiter is super mad that everyone is being able to complete Monster Hunter World with ease lmao.
solo fatalis and alatreon prooves?
the tendie seethe is impeccable
>tendies are mad that World was exposed as babby's first MH game
try again tardo
are mad that World was exposed as babby's first MH game
>try again tardo
"exposed"?
It sold 23 million units. Just play the damn game, tendie
I hate that moronic homosexual as much as the next guy but I don't think he's *actually* that terrible at games. He does literally play them for a living, all day every day
he beat the tutorial
He gives up once the game gets hard, he will probably give up at Fatalis unless he grinds the guiding lands stuff
Nah, Maximilian Dood was able to solo Fatalis. If he can, then so can Asmonbald.
AHAHAHA
I thought he was tough worldsperms?
Rise has never been more confirmed to be the shittiest MonHun entry of all times.
>asmon plays dark souls
>it filters him for months
>hundreds of deaths
>even in ds3 after he got used to the series he was losing more often than winning
>asmon plays MHW
>beats it in a week
>barely ever fails any missions
>never learning how to tackle with the GS
>missing every combo
your response?
every monster hunter game is easier than souls
however the older monster hunters are definitely more tedious than souls
people with serious assburgers like aspiemold can technically brute force anything if given enough time, like DSP
Also he was using DLC shit against the base game monsters which saved his ass
>Also he was using DLC shit against the base game monsters which saved his ass
Nope, cope time
yes he was I'm literally watching him fight teostra, his cat is using DLC equipment
>his cat
Come on now
>ignores teostra's blast
>doesn't get one shot
>uh what do I do
>panic and puts down healing sprinkler
>gets juggled in the healing mist, puts him on one hp
>literally puts his controller down
>cat uses some weird dlc invulnerability heal and heals him to full hp
I've never seen that so it has to be dlc since I never bought iceborne
wait was he using vigorwasp revive? yeah that's DLC, so he literally died but he used DLC equipment to keep fighting
no wonder he's having such an easy time
>wait was he using vigorwasp revive? yeah that's DLC, so he literally died but he used DLC equipment to keep fighting
>no wonder he's having such an easy time
the cope is unreal
>use DLC equipment that revives you on the spot
>wtf how is he beating base game monsters
lol
I don't think you can stop your cat from leveling up if you own iceborne and he's probably only ever used the vigorwasp so it makes sense he'd have that unlocked
you have to specifically travel to the DLC region to unlock it, so he's metagaming
How did he reach the DLC without it then?
wait a minute, how is he using vigorwasp revive without having beaten xenojiva
it's level based moron, your cat will continue to level up even in not iceborne region moron lmao
No you don't. My cat revives me and I'm like halfway through the base story. Just barely entered high rank.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the revive is baseline. I never bought iceborne and I remember that happening to me
Black person this homosexual is too stupid to use flashpods
And you can't go to the DLC region without beating base world so what's your fricking argument again?
Vigorwasp revive is DLC? I thought it was just a bit of a grind to unlock it
you're capped at level 2 vigorwasp until you beat xenogiva
no you're not you fricking lying homosexual
play the fricking game
>I thought it was just a bit of a grind to unlock it
yeah as long as you own the dlc
(no you do not need to beat the base game, do not reply to this mr schizo)
You need the iceborne expansion to use them, but they were bundled in the same category as clutch claw and new weapon moves so they are available in world as well
>his cat is using DLC equipment
>he was using DLC shit against the base game monsters
No he wasn't
>Also he was using DLC shit against the base game monsters which saved his ass
He used a Jagras GS most of the time until he changed to the wyvern ignite event GS
how is "losing more than winning" an argument against souls?
they're supposed to be hard.
if you don't have deaths > bosses beaten
in your first run, you probably cheated and looked it up.
This happens a lot with mhw, except its usually with people that pick hammer because they just unknowingly stunlock the boss to death.
Asmongold is playing it
>asmongold plays a game
>everyone immediately tries to emulate it for clout
Like wienerwork
>he just killed barioth first try, calling him a wienersucker
AHAHAHAHAH
I feel like old MH would filter him because it's less about execution ability and more about actually learning movesets. World has a lot of free damage just for existing
Assmon exposing Worldsperm is the greatest gift of 2024
Been playing tonight with my bro actually. Rusty so just goofin around on low MRs. He cant beat shara, dies over and over, amd definitely would frick up on raging brachy, or I'd be frickin around in guiding lands instead.
Pfff
JUST WAIT TIL FATALIS OKAY?
Im moronic is that good or bad?
Someone right before he beat it was complaining about how hard that fight was in /mhg/ and anons were consoling him and agreeing it was a hard fight. Asmon grugged it in 23 minutes with outdated gear and barely using any items.
It's safe to say that he didn't beat the game.
>not using crutch mantle
>not using crutch tackle
>not spamming wallbangs
>still first tries
He's better than most of the anons here
That's not saying much considering how bad Ganker is at videogames. most people (not me of course) are terrible at the game. Elite gamers (such as myself) never have issues.
tendies legit seething kek
brb helping noobs with Alatreon
sure Eric, according to your "friend" you haven't played MH in over 4 years
>worldturds surprised their casualized shit is easy
Play 4U homosexuals.
aspiemold is literally cheating
>Play 4U homosexuals.
Kek 4U is easy peasy as frick, tendie.
>p-post hyper deviant risen Rajang 140 p-proves!
Additional endgame content. You'd have to compare it to AT Nergigante.
4U endgame is the hardest endgame in the entire franchise.
>Can't post a harder endgame
Sasuga moron, frontier shit doesn't count.
4Us g rank progression is harder than any other MHs g rank, this is completely excluding apexes and guild quests and you'd know this if you had actually played the game, worldtroony. you can cope all you want with your console warring homosexualry but its the truth.
>4Us g rank progression words words words
Base world is not even G-Rank and he didn't even try to beat any of the extra content. Delicious tears
>What's happening with MonHun:World?
people are playing it
Silence, worldshart, the only hard thing about your game is trying to not fall asleep.
what the frick
Learn your place worlddogshit.
i like rise
>all this cope about how he "isn't playing right"
He's using hacked dlc gear to get free revives to beat base game monsters
>He's using hacked dlc gear to get free revives to beat base game monsters
yes, he's using gear that you're not supposed to have access to until after you beat the base game
Anon...
anon what? He's using gear that requires a master hunter rank, which is only given after you beat xenogiva, after you beat the base game
this is getting embarrassing
Do you know what master rank palico gear is? it's something he should have access to because it's dlc AND post base game, somehow he has it on a fresh save?
so you haven't played the game.
I just think it's funny a streamer is cheating in a monster hunter game to... look good I guess?
moron
>gets shown up by a glorified WoW streamer
>HE'S CHEATING
This is you
Yes he's actually cheating at a monster hunter game, why do you shill him? that's pathetic
Make a new file right now
If I make a new file I'll have access to master rank?
Black person, barioth is a master rank monster. Iceborne content is all master rank. And the palico shit that heals you is like the first tool you get in the base game, there is nothing "master rank" about it.
maybe you should try playing the game
Have you even played the game?
What is the “correct” way to bow
You go to your equipment box, unequip the bow and proceed to equip a weapon for men.
Always "aim" for the monsters "head". Stay humble, you will never stop being "green". Also avoid knives at all cost.
Get constitution, marathon runner, weakness exploit, bow level up or crit element and whatever elemental boost matches the target and just keep doing dodge shots at whatever's tenderized
It just had it's highest discount ever. Base game was just $10.
Cool, I got the game for $0 tho.
Uh I thought "influencers" were a meme!?
Asmongold is playing it right now thats why its nr 1 most viewed catregory on twitch so his fans are all playing it too and thats why theres a peak in players.
Are they watching or are they playing?
Try to get your narrative straight
Both.
Stream opened in one window and MHW in another and reddit open typing about how amazing asmongold is in a 3rd window and reddit reading story with subway surfers gameplay open in a 4th.
All at the same time.
Its called multitasking, grandpa.
>Stream opened in one window and MHW in another and reddit open typing about how amazing asmongold is in a 3rd window and reddit reading story with subway surfers gameplay open in a 4th.
>All at the same time.
>Its called multitasking, grandpa.
Post battlestation
it's a great game
im gonna download it as well and play again
I don't watch e-thots, is the troony streamer using defender weapons and armor?
He hasn't touched the defender shit, World is just not a hard game and greatsword is an easy ass weapon to use.
He didn't try any of the Arch tempred monsters. He won't even beat AT Kirin kek
he's using the palico revive from the dlc to speedrun the high rank and pretend he's good
Vigorwasp revive on the spray was added in Iceborne but you get to use it in the base game if you have both installed you invalid. It's just like the clutch claw and added weapon moves that you can use in the base game if you have world installed.
you can't use vigorwasp revive until you beat xenogiva, he was using it the whole base game, which culminates in you beating xenogiva
That is literally not true you shitposting moron. Do you think the weapon movesets from Iceborne are also locked until you beat Xeno?
Look on the wiki
>Master Rank is a feature of Monster Hunter World: Iceborne (MHW)
>Players must complete the quest Land of Convergence (defeat Xenogiva)
He's literally cheating to beat the easiest base game ever
>has to look at the wiki to back up his shitpost
>doesn't even look up the right article
have a nice day, now!
https://monsterhunterworld.wiki.fextralife.com/Vigorwasp+Spray
>fextralife
yikes!
https://monsterhunter.fandom.com/wiki/MHWI:_Palico_Gadgets#Tier_Three_-_Vigorwasp_Revive
You need to beat Xeno to access master rank, you do not need to beat Xeno to use features they added to tools or weapon moves or the clutch claw.
>You need to beat Xeno to access master rank
Correct, which is what gives you access to reviving during combat, which he has cheated in
you are so fricking dumb it's unreal lmao
Aspiemold is literally a cheating streamer lol, and you worship him
millions of people watching him and you're the only genius who figured it out!
OR you're a complete moron and you've never played the game because you just start with it with IB installed and once you hit the right level.
hmmmmmm which could it be
you unlock the revive through leveling your cat, moron.
>leveling your palico to master rank reviving during combat requires master rank
so aspiemold cheated in master rank, or just the free revives?
How much oxygen were you denied at birth?
How do you achieve master rank when your hunter is still fighting high rank monsters in the main story?
fricking moron, the average Worldsperm, ladies and gentlemen. Goldfish memory OR washed out of low rank, you decide
buddy don't try to act all high and mighty you have been playing casualized MH since they added styles
you're exposed, Sperm. Even the Bing Bing Wahoo game is twice as hard LOL
take your meds
have a nice day, moronic Black person.
>bing bing wahoos trying to act like they aren't MH secondaries as well
ahahahahaha
sorry Eric, you lost. Time to go die!
is this eric in the room with you right now?
>Eric response
just end yourself
why do you think eric worships aspiemold?
>sorry Eric, you lost. Time to go die!
World is Steam's 12th MOST PLAYED game RIGHT NOW.
There are 88.000 Erics right now
He didn't cheat at all. Merely owning iceborne uncaps the gadget from 10 to 15.
You could have the revive before high rank if you grinded.
The revive isn't even that fricking good to begin with
you have to beat the game to unlock the revive you fricking Black person
no you fricking don't you lying fricking homosexual moron
prove it you egirl worshipping Black person spammer
imagine being so moronic you lie about a game that millions have played and hope we all just believe you
LOL
Hey dipshit, i literally have been playing through World for the first time the last couple weeks and beat Shara just yesterday.
You. Do. Not. Have. To. Beat. Xeno. To. Level. Any. Gadget. To. Level. 15.
master rank to unlock revives
Completely, utterly, and easily proven to be fricking false.
Now enjoy your last (you) because you're a fricking moron.
you need master rank to unlock revives, aspiemold is cheating in gear and states, probably using cheat engine
>if I just keep doubling down maybe people won't realize I'm a fricking moron
nah, we know you're a fricking moron and you can give it up now
Thousands saw him got in on camera.
Cope
You can level vigorwasp spray to max in LR/HR before you even unlock Iceborne, and you get the revive at level 11.
You really haven't played it have you
this Black person hasn't even played the game and he's seething over it being called easy LOL
Hey dipshit, the revive is tied to the gadget level and it's piss easy to level the gadget to 15 by mid high rank.
>anja will filter him
>odo will filter him
>diablos will filter him
>nergi will filter him
>kushala will filter him
>barioth will flter him
>brachy will filter him <- you are now here
>shrieking legi + legi will filter him
>rajang will filter him
>raging brachy will filter him
>guiding lands will filter him
>alatreon will filter him
>he will never get pass fatalis
lol
Raging brachy will probably get a triple cart if he doesn't use antiblast. You frick up once and he'll nuke your butthole.
he'll just turn up his blast resistance in cheat engine
He didn't even use the easy mode Temporal Mantle that you people all cheated with
Actually a god gamer
my fricking sides
I am no longer a gamer.
>He didn't even use the easy mode Temporal Mantle that you people all cheated with
>Actually a god gamer
Tempura mantle hatred was always overblown. It was only available in one of the last title updates AFTER you beat all of the main game. And then when Iceborne came it was significantly nerfed already.
Did he even fight any of the elder dragons besides easy mode Nerg?
this moron looking c**t went through normal campaign
Amazing thread guys. Shouldn't this discussion be happening in his fricking chat?
>WAAAH STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
Well, well, well, what do you have to say about this GS trannies? Your weapon can be used by literal morons, does that mean that all of you are moronic too?
i can use my wiener to frick your mom in the ass as well, how about that
How can you frick her if you chopped off your dick? Tranoid.
i'll use my tongue
now what
How can you use your tongue if there is a dick in your mouth 24/7, tronner?
i'll use that dick on your mom
you can't win
But that dicks belong to me and I'm not an incestuous moron like you, trannerd.
too late for you, i already invited tyrone for ur mom
Too bad he is there exclusively to frick your axe wound, tranimal.
Are you kneeling yet?
It was on sale
>eceleb steamrolls through the game with the "hardest" weapon while barely using the proper moveset
i knew the monster hunter gays were all hot air. souls > monster hunter
Monster hunter was never that hard, i have been playing since ps2, only nintendo ds secondaries post dark souls starting treating it like some great challenge.
It's just a busy work grinding game.
The name Khezu strikes fear in the hearts of the souls shitters.
Monster hunter is one of Capcoms worst franchises. I have no idea why people enjoy it so much. Its so boring and tedious.
t.34 year old boomer who has played most of Capcoms franchises.
Its fun
t.34yo boomer
Death rite bird won.
why are you morons arguing about hr
he just shit on barioth in mr, which is supposed to be a bigger wall than anything in hr's main story
if he's cheating everything he does in the game is invalidated, he's probably cheating his resistances too
I haven't beaten it yet so I have no frame of reference to judge him.
asmongold decided to finally play it
has asmon been using slinger burst at all? if so then none of it really matters as that shit is busted in LR/HR
he doesn't even know what the slinger or CC are
He doesn't even know what tackle does.
He has not shot the slinger ONCE for anything be it stone or flash pods, I don't think he even knows what the keybind for it is honestly
you would probably not engage with a game's systems that' you've already altered with cheat engine to fit your moron playstyle
is this anon a legit schizo?
no, he's a moron who got BTFO and now it's just intentionally doubling down so we're all think he was 'merely pretending to be moronic' but in reality we still think he's a fricking moron
How did aspiemold get master rank palico gadgets? that's DLC equipment you can't get until you beat the game
>if I keep saying it it will become true
moron
why are you shilling a streamer that cheats?
why did the streamer mindbreak you so badly you lie about it?
How is "you can not achieve master rank until you beat the game" a lie? aspiemold is cheating
>look mom I'll keep repeating it until someone believes me
you unlock it at Palico level 11 with IB installed
GG
no re
you seethe
I laugh
you have to beat the game to achieve palico level 11
aspiemold is cheating
>you have to beat the game to achieve palico level 11
https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunterWorld/comments/l1mudr/palico_gadgets_not_going_past_10_do_i_need/
lmao
lol
kek
jej
>I beat the game how do i get palico level 11
>you also need iceborne
so aspiemold is cheating because he didn't beat the game and has palico level 11?
MOM I SAID IT AGAIN
>people don't even know how leveling your cat works
this has to be bait people do know you can unlock the revive pretty easy right... Ganker doesn't have legit morons right....
Mouse and keyboard was always a dishonest way to play the game.
playing melee with kb and m is AIDS
I didn't even know who asmongold was until this week because YT recommended vids of him shit talking troonylators.
should i replay world with the ice mod or just normal?
Call me back when he beats Extreme Behemoth.
Shilling for the upcoming 20th Anniversary?
Attack e celebs at all cost even if you have to lie.
you've been spamming for 30 minutes you don't need master rank to get revives
So you're telling me that just throwing out random uncharged attacks with the GS was a viable strategy all along?
Got me up to Fatalis at least
It always was, is not optimal but is not like if you aren't doing any damage.
Is just like hitting the legs with a hammer, you won't stun for shit but you will certainly hit the monster much more frequently.
Remember that time asmon got his ego crushed by Alexander so hard he quit FFXIV forever lol.
GERMAN BRUDIS OUR TIME IS NOW
>your name is trant
>still manage to be absolute kino
Is this game worth playing?
yes, but only if you just play the game and never open these threads again
Absolutely not if you want to call yourself a real monster hunter fan. This game shits all over real fans and trades them for the brainless masses. If you want to play real and fun monster hunter, you play Monster Hunter 1 and stop there, because it's a long soulless tunnel from then till now.
definitely, it's easily best in the series.
Yes its my favorite game you can also test rise demo on steam for free
>guys asmon is cheating believe me
THE COPE LOL
base game is always easy as frick
it's really easy when you use cheat engine to cheat in gear and stats
>didn't pick defender gear or weapon
>only 2 items he uses are healing and whetstone
>barely uses his slinger
>barely uses crutch claw
>barely tenderizes
>never wallbangs
>never uses traps or barrels
>misses his GS combos
>doesn't even use tackle
>grugs his way through every fight and first tries most of them
>breaks through the Ganker and /mhg/ noob filters with relative ease
>proves that worlo is a baby game and will be used to settle arguments about hard bosses for years to come
Oh shit oh god oh frick
or maybe mh was never hard and you all just really suck at it
>doesn't even use tackle
This has to be an exaggeration.
All he does is attack once with the GS and then auto roll like it's dark souls if he's out of position, then cart and get revived by his DLC cat
spic
Souls games make you better at all games.
>Souls games make you better at all games.
That's true. I wish I could go back and play Demon's Souls for the first time ever.
I was such a shitter but goddamn I never had so much fun playing vidya in my life
I don't even think he knows you can use it with gs
whats with these streamers and being so against backseating? motherfricker if you arent gonna take the time to learn your fricking weapon dont be mad when thousands of people are pulling their hair out telling you how to use the fricking weapon. these peoples egos are so fragile man
>I don't even think he knows you can use it with gs
he literally watched a "tips video" tailor-made especially for him by some fanboy that showcased all uses of tackle
When he started playing a bit later he proceeded to not use tackle a single time let alone any of the other tips from the video
Either he's too moronic or does it to spite the backseaters in his chat, I'm leaning towards the latter
i beat all of world and i have no idea what tackle is either
When charging a greatsword swing you can hit dodge (I think) to do a little forward tackle that skips to the next step in the greatsword charge combo, lets you get to the big flippy double swing faster or to reposition if you start your charge a bit too far away.
oh i see, sounds like too many buttons for me and overthinking, i legit only did charge attacks because i just wanted to one button the game for attacks.
If you're doing charge attacks and rolling to cancel the recovery then you're already hitting all the buttons you need to incorporate tackles
rolling to cancel recovery? man i just roll if i see an attack coming.
I fricking love unga bunga.
Watching Ganker fricking seethe because someone beat some souls slop game in fat roll armor and a greatsword-esque weapon is hilarious.
I was wondering why he was so bold not even trying to dodge elder dragon attacks and then it dawned on me that he knew he had a free revive that he hacked in
this is going to be your permanent cope, huh?
>I don't know how the game works REEEE cat revive only after killing Xeno because I've never played it REEEEE
lol
Anon, you're replying to a moron who has been proven to never having played a game in this series.
>People whine about him being hard
Just proves how many shitters and newbies there are.
Same shit with Rajang.
Let me guess, he's just coasting through the story and not doing any difficult optional fights? He'll just do them all overgeared later if at all.
his way through every fight and first tries most of them
literally me
Tendies really wished their game would get ANY attention don't they?P
I like all the MH games including world and rise, bite me homosexuals.
>shits on others and uses them for easy moral high ground video content when they use charities to scam
>"wtf so what if I scammed people with a charity, who cares lol" when called out for pocketing money from charity and bans people who mention it
Kinda based tbh
Source?
>Source?
https://www.jacobwolf.report/p/charity-profit-look-company-made-millions-off-twitchs-mostwatched-fundraising-streams
TLDR
>Asmon's org OTK had a charity event for terminally sick kids or something trhough some Charity
>Turns out charity was fradulent and pocketed at least half the donations, while secretly paying streamers like Asmon and co off with parts of the donation money
>They didn't disclose they would be getting some of the donos
>Jacob Wolf, journalist who investigated this 2 years ago contacted other streamers who were involved and they all immediately spoke to him
>Asmon and his OTK buddies have, for the past 2 years, refused to respond to him
>He's brining this up again now
>Asmon responded in the most mentally moronic way imaginable by first banning any mention of the charity fraud from his subreddit, then blacklisting Jacob's website from his sub, then blocking the Jacob Wolf's name and even the word Charity from his twitch channel, then having a sociopathic response to a viewer who managed to somehow ask him about it on stream, saying he "doesn't give a frick" and banning the person then coping by saying that people are mad at him only becuase his youtube videos are "doing well"
>This all comes IMMEDIATELY after Jirard the Completionist charity fraud scandal.
Also r/livestreamfail mods nuked a thread abou Asmon's response to all this, then someone made a new thread that's remained up yesterday and it's gotten double the views, upvotes, and comments. Something something Streisand Effect
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/18zmkbr/asmongold_responds_to_viewer_asking_about_the/
Christ how has this guy not been talked about with this
>Christ how has this guy not been talked about with this
There have been two youtubers that have talked about it but they're nobodies sadly. For some reason Karl and Mutahar haven't touched this.....for now.
morons, the campaign was never hard
I'm gonna laugh if he walks into Rise and hits the "monster hunter veteran" filter and actually fails
why would be play some spinoff trash like rise?
He said hes going to.
nta but you're actually watching streamer shit? are you old enough to post here?
Your Khezu looks moronic.
It's the better Khezu snd should have replaced Khezu
/mhg/ response to barioth was the funniest shit.
That thing gayginox or whatever will never get out of its shit game, meanwhile Khezu will be the flagship monster of MH wilds.
>village quests
assmongoloid once again bandwagoning a game that was already gaining popularity.
how many times do you need to spam this thread
Until MH sissies admit defeat before soulsbros. Especially the 4U copers.
Why are people attracted to this physically and mentally disgusting human being. Like do they wish they could act like this clown all the time while making money off of it?
I don’t watch him, what’s wrong with him?
He is just sort of a whiney wow player. People just seethe at him because he is bad at games and ugly but also VERY popular.
>worldsperms since rise was announced:you should be playing a REAL manhunt, a DIFFICULT manhunt like WORLD
>worldsperms after being shown for what they really are: well, um, ackshually...
MH was never hard, but keep coping.
Apparently it's so hard that some guy has gone out of his schizo mind coping about Assman using CE lmao.
You have to understand MH attracts a lot of legit autistic children who build their identity around being so "good" at a game that was mainly on a childrens handheld.
comedy. Meanwhile, in Rise:
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A souls and world "VET" gets humbled
Clearly news is starting to come out about the implementation of the Gun Sword from Lost Planet 2 as a new weapon class
>play chargeblade
>you need to fill up a meter to fill up a different meter that lets you fill up a third meter which unlocks the ability to activate two more meters
Is a weapon for the pseudo intellectual.
I just play bow and rape this game like a real chad without all that bullshit
What's the bow gameplan? Like what's the optimal damage combo you're trying to do most of the time?
Tap attack a couple times, then dodge, attack, repeat
fire a few standard shots, get in close dodge>spread shot>dodge>spread shot and so on, unless it's too far for spread shot then use normal. just keep dodging and firing and DPS down everything.
get mighty bow charge gem and silver rathian armor
I tried it once, felt like a bunch of complexity for a result I get from other weapons already.
>CHARGEblade
homie what the frick where you expecting?
I like how slip slidy it is 5th gen
>Monster Hunter World
>Home
Frick MHW and MHR give me MH Wilds.
i wonder if the guy who keeps crying "eric" everything thread realizes he has become a much bigger schizo than who ever was first called eric.
Eric, frick off and just have a nice day. Take Barry with you.
See i don't know these names, but your schizo discord troony ranting quite entertaining
this is a bot post
you are baiting right? i feel like i found a real schizo in the wild and i hoping you aren't just a bait poster.
can someone who is in MH threads more confirm if this guy is a real schizo or just baiting please?
I like all monster hunter games except rise(◍•ᴗ•◍)
Cringe.
Based.
>cringe
•́‿,•̀
World is the only good Monster Hunter game.
I like all monster hunter games except mh1 (^0^)
I did Rise first. Beat base world and got to IB today. Its a lot of fun and tracking is fun too. I do think tail cuts are easier than in rise and the monsters have less HP, but maybe I am wrong.
Charge Blade is a lot of fun. I have gotten way better at the guard points considering I don't have easy wirebug mobility.
>Eric nowhere to be seen, but there is a moron claiming "he's cheating"
>"he's cheating moron" stops
>Eric appears and starts posting
>Eric stops posting
>"he's cheating moron" starts again
Hmm
been playing with my friend, having fun
the desire sensor is real
>want vaal hazak fang+
>gives me 6 gems in a row with no fang
pls...
>the guy desperately trying to deflect by claiming Assmongler cheated in front of a hundred thousand World vets that didn't call it out
it's Eric doing this isn't it, it also fits that his ESL stunted ass mangled language posts don't seem to be made by someone who knows how the game works, and we all know Eric doesn't play the games.
Can someone please explain why /vg/ trannies keep ranting about this guy Eric? it feels like discord drama and it's shitting up every mh thread
>newbie who doesn't know shit trying to fit in
no, lurk more you tourist shitstain
>discord troony from /vg/ trying to fit in
kettle meet pot
third bot post. You can tell by how it's basically just a shitload of buzzwords tossed together
Bro? Kettle meet pot is a pretty old saying. are you okay?
moronchama
eric is talking about himself because he can't cope that his favorite streamer, aspiemold, was exposed as a cheater after I watched his gameplay for 3 minutes
What the frick are you even talking about? jesus christ
nobody likes aspiemold eric, frick off
>Fighting Lavasioth
>Pickle enters
>Didn't know he was even set to appear yet
spooked me good
Alright but if 5th gen is easy, which gen is actually hard and will get you gamer cred on Ganker?
anons will just cry about anything on 4th gen "t-tendie!!" despite it being the hardest
3rd gen in general is pretty easy aside from the super events in 3U
2nd gen is where its at but what many people dont know is that its actually pretty easy if youre just patient
no one plays 1st gen
FU is considered 2nd gen right?
correct. several things there that are respectable like clearing ukanlos, double tigrex, furios rajang, double rajang, etc
Does /vg/ have to deal with these unmedicated weirdos all the time?
/vg/ is worse
yes
/vg/ is full of coomers jerking off to eachothers "huntresses".
The /mhg/ thread has a few moronic console warriors and schizoids that will show up and ruin the thread for a few hours at least a few times a week. Surprisingly though, if you ask for help or tips they'll give it unlike some other /vg/ threads where everyone is a dick to newbies.
the /vg/ threads are actually better than the Ganker ones somehow which almost never happens for games
every poster on /vg/ IS one of those weirdos
Eric's really going all out. Gotta try to get in front of this "World is piss easy" thing but it's too late. Everyone saw it.
Capcom told people to boot it up and they actually did it the absolute madmen
>muh assmongoloid
i hope he plays rise next and makes you people even more ass blasted
he wouldn't get past Khezu low rank like the other "world pro"
i really fricking hate you /vg/ shitters, go back to your autistic containment board
this isn't /vg/, this is eric spam
you are part of the problem to people like me you are a no different autist than the autist you are crying about nonstop
frick off moron
major streamers have been playing it (asmon), so of course fricking sheep will play it as well.
>DUUUH MY HERO GUY PLAY GAME I PLAY GAME TOO!
>HAHA I SEE MY GUY I GIVE HIM MONEYS HE SAYS MY NAME!!!!
>I PLAY GAME I AM HAPPY HE MY FRIEND!'
I figured he would unga bunga his way through the game easily, and what little I've seen of it he basically has. Pretty funny. I have 0 dog in the console wars and generational infighting bullshit of MonHun schizos here, I like all the games and I'm happy to see him making people mad.
>bought mhw when it was on sale before its resurgence boom
>friends think im playing it because of streamers
>other mhw think im playing it because of streamers
its so fricking over
Do you have actual proof of this? or just your tism senses tingling? because your autistic raving looks the same as the rest of the autistic raving in this thread
tier 2 is the highest unlock tier for palico gadgets in the base game until you beat xenogiva and buy the DLC
he's cheating
are you a moron? or your eyes just so blurry from crying you clicked the wrong post
sorry eric, your hero is cheating
I wasn't even talking about a streamer or cheating, you are moronic my guy
again you're off topic autistic raving is still just more random autistic raving.
reddit spacing attention seeking Black person
>please stop raving
you're replying to me aspie
You're the one who is non stop off topic ranting and bringing up your conspiracy theory randomly
you just made like 5 posts in a minute
buddy, i am being real with you, go outside, step away from the internet, you are obsessing over this and seeing ghosts.
the le ghosts huh
I love how you have 2 contradictory spots right there, beating the base game and buying the dlc as if they have to follow one another instrwad of veing two completely different things
This is Eric falseflagging. Do not reply do not give him (you)s
Asmongold played it
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Definite proof that Rise is better. Assmongler picked the normalgay bait.
this is the most schizo thread i've seen in a long time what the frick is going on with MH
eric's hyped up because his favorite streamer aspiemold is playing it
worldgays are having a meltdown over world being exposed as so easy a WoW streamer can do it
this moronic homosexual eceleb has ruined discussion of yet another game! i swear man i hope DD2 discussion isnt ruined by this homosexual aswell.
Just a series with the right kind of legacy bullshit to attract turbo moronic schizos, and something about World's revival has really set them off.
You obviously had the morons seeting horribly about world for ages but a few months ago we'd finally gotten the point you could have normal fricking conversations about the game for once.
>console wars
>title wars
>gen wars
>resident schizo
>eceleb discussion
It's amazing how awful it's gotten I'm curious how it can get worse
>that one guy thats been posting for literal hours about how asmongold "hacked" the dlc in to "cheat" the game
entertaining thread
>A_Mother_Fricking_Palico
>REEEEE HE DIDNT BEAT THE GAME FOR REAL
ahahaha the fricking cope
ass mongoloid is playing it
>ITT
i can't wait till he gets started on RISE like he said he will
>Asmon CHEATED!
fricking oh i am laffin
why do you worship this eceleb eric
New Game Announcement + the Asmongold Seal of Approval
>post at the start of the thread
>come back to post room code a little bit ago
>see literal wall of schizos fighting
can you guys go away so i can get normal people to play with?
>Normal people
>Ganker
Bro?
this is Ganker bro i have legit played with other married guys in their early 30s many times. we are the normalgay board, like i've become one as i got older.
why does she call it xenogiva?
Asmongold is pretty good at games he likes tbqh, but holy shit that DS1 playthrough he did was funny as frick it was like DSP playing but not as depressing. Fatalis isn't really that hard by the time you reach him, I still think he'll take a couple tries on him but that's not too bad. People tend to forget that the difficulty in Monster Hunter isn't really beating the bosses, but getting consistent at them enough to bully and shut them down.
i aint got no idea what you are going on about i just reinstalled this today and wanted to play either way please don't respond to me with any schizo shit
frick off ESL moron
jannies ban me when I point him out, always suspected him of having a guy on the inside
See it's posts like this I don't understand.
Nobody is moronic enough to genuinely say "yeah the people that can see IPs ban ME when I accuse someone else of samegayging" unironically. But is it just a regular bait? Is it some second level shit?
Can someone non-schizo please fricking explain to me what these obsessed morons are even on about anymore, it's impossible to tell.
I honestly don't even think they know what they are going on about any more, i am 95% sure they are 100% friendly firing this thread calling each other eric non stop.
It's shitposters and falseflaggers. MonHun threads have been absolute shit to actually talk about Monster Hunter until a few months ago. Now it's back to shit.
is this a rare case when /vg/ is actually better for starting groups? or do the same people also post there
/vg/ is better. I've played in a few lobbies from Ganker and /vg/ and the ones from /vg/ are usually pretty chill and actually won't cart every other second.
I hear the crutch claw ruined IB, I didn't know it got brought over to base. MHW is my 2nd favourite but didn't bother with IB because of it, is it worse than Wire bug?
The claw itself isn't bad, if a little bit over powered. What is absolutely cancer the forced tenderization mechanic, where you have to clutch claw the monster and tenderize them, otherwise your damage is kind of shit. Which in the long run doesn't matter too much because you have this guy the thread is talking about never using CC and he's just brute forcing the game with the Chadsword.
I played through World twice, once on release before the claw and once recently with Iceborne and the claw and the claw didn't feel like that big a deal to me, but I also did it all with Hunting Horn and Gunlance which don't struggle to hit the good hitzones on monsters. I can imagine if you use something like SnS or DB and you both had to hit mostly the shittier hitzones and clutch twice to tenderize it might be pretty obnoxious.
>Tendies in complete meltdown mode
what the frick is happening.
World was already popular before assmongoloid played it
>chasing a schizo so long you become a schizo
many such cases
>CTRL+F "tendi"
>10 results
rent-free
hyphenating Black person
Can mods please remove all the off topic schizoposters please, do your fricking job.
>does massive damage to the thread non stop
>rants about some random dude every post
yeah you're the only schizo i am seeing right now
>be eric
>posting 5 posts a minute
>get mad at me for explaining that if you point out eric in threads you get banned
>reply with astroturf "nuh uh doesn't happen" reply
>then reply to yourself agreeing with yourself
>I reiterate what I said
>try to gaslight
>but anon YOU'RE shitting up the thread
you hate monster hunter, you spammed monster hunter world pre release threads for months saying it was going to flop
who eric barone?
schizo, please relax you're going to hurt yourself.
I thought Eric was a Sony guy? Why would he hate World when the only platform it's not on is Nintendo?
World exposed, Rise and Nintendo wins again baby!
For what it's worth, they did in fact wall off Sunbreak additions to the gameplay until you reach Master Rank, whereas Iceborne additions were retroactively added to Low and High Rank in World.
the great revolution has begun
players are saying it out loud
>no more hand held monhun
>give us real monhun
the switch is not a real console. style will not upend substance. rise was held back by the switch. death to Nintendo. Nintendo is holding us back.
>no more hand held monhun
>give us real monhun
leave it to a moronic shitposting Snoy like Eric to forget what the PSP was
LOL
>>no more hand held monhun
I don't think you understand. It's ALL handheld now.
>latin american spanish
How is that any different from regular spanish?
How is American English different from British English?
I dunno, I'm not american
Castilian Spanish has a lot of different words, pronunciations and grammar. I think a good comparison is actually something like German and Swiss. If you know one, you'll kind of have a basic understanding of what the other guy is saying, but you won't grasp everything.
seek help, no one is having a spergout here but you right now.
i bought it. it's fun. I'm having a good time, beating up monsters with a big hammer.
honestly i hope this eric is real and not just in a few schizos heads because you guys have tanked MH threads so hard with your autistic shit you deserve it now.
>pretends to go to Monster Hunter threads
>I hope this guy is real
what did the pretender mean by this?
all i ever see is you spergs freaking out at random posters for whatever slight makes sense in your schizo logic at the time and then doing it the entire thread until no one can talk about the game, frick off.
>lying or trying to fit in
either way, frick off moron newbie
the schizo logic i was talking about, you guys are blind to how you seem to mentally stable people. but please keep ruining monster hunter threads by trying to stop someone mainly in your head from ruining monster hunter threads.
>concern trolling now
YAWN
>concern trolling
nta but go fricking back to resetera
>newbie thinks moronera invented 30 year old term
have a nice day zoomer
sorry you outed yourself tourist
sorry your generation can't conceptualize time as having existed past 2008, when you were born
wait, no I'm not
Uh huh sure thing tourist
zoom zoom
So eric's end goal is to essentially destroy all discussion of threads he hates with inane spam. He was originally going to do it by spamming about aspiemold destroying monster hunter forever, but since I derailed that he's now just talking about himself
sorry monster hunter guys, you're probably going to go the same way of zelda threads because of this psychopath
leave moronic woman
I don't even fricking care any more, i am so tired of trying to talk about this game here with aspies whatever happens in these threads now you guys have coming. i just want to talk about monhun and i can't because you guys can't just shut the frick up and stop replying to off topic shit. even got me doing it now
if you get ahead of him on the meta level and recognize he's going to claim all of the game's popularity is because of aspiemold maybe you can block him out
or i could just not take bait posts and talk about the game itself instead? i know i am taking bait now, but you guys have already killed this thread
How can I inform people without exposing the schizo
you know when you ignore schizo posters they beat themselves up and leave after a while, when you engage they stay until the thread dies.
>they leave
?t=4
They do, they stay because they are pathetic virgins in real life and all the attention they get is from you guys replying to bait nonstop all day. they move on to a new thread if you aren't feeding them
Eric will literally find me in any thread I post in sticking up for a game that doesn't follow his narrative and shitpost the thread to death
>Eric will literally find me in any thread I post in sticking up for a game
man please read that out loud and realize how you sound, and if you don't get it, i think i am feeding one right now.
No one is tracking you down
Because eric has scared off most of the people that don't immediately bend to his will when he pops into a thread and takes a fat shit
this discussion is about eric and you keep feeling the need to insert your reddit spacing attention seeking input every other minute, leave
okay schizo, look forward to the next mh thread you ruin.
he stands up for what he believes in, that's an honorable trait to have if i must say
uhhhh anon, do you legit think you stand out at ALL here enough for anyone to know it's you posting? is this some like super schizo shit and you yourself are this eric and you just go around making posts to then reply to yourself.
just say 'eric'
it's all eric that fricking bozo
>eric pretending to be the victim
we've come full circle this thread guys
time to curl into a ball and piss yourself
reddit spacing Black person
I wasn't even going to post in the thread until I saw eric spamming about aspiemold "destroying monster hunter"
Fun things are fun.
>eric
>rice
>eric is an anagram of rice
>rice is slang for monster hunter rise
HMMMM
Rise was a mistake
eric wins all arguments i've noticed
Before this thread hits 500 let me remind you:
>World is a babby game for babbies and Asmon proved it
>Eric is so mindbroken over this now he is claiming Asmon 'cheated'
>Rise won
>Nintendo won
>4th gen won
>3rd gen won
>2nd gen won
>Eric lost
>rise won
it won the "game that died the fastest" -award
Capcom's 2nd best selling game.
20k players right now, 30k 24 hour peak.
>but but but my numbers
Popular=/= good as World is a normalgay game. Justin Bieber is not the peak of music
GG
No RE
you LOSE.
What build is Asmon running?
For GS, When I max weakness exploit, health up, focus and attack the boss still fricks me up
Could his game be modified to be easier?
>redditspacing
People are going back to playing the last good MH game they released.
Ganker really needs IDs
definitely
that won't stop shitheads with dynamic IPs
It would make it harder for eric to spam because too many of his posts would be 1pbtid
true
Doesn't exist
there are no VPN's that do that
so this the kinda shit modern mh threads get up to now huh
sorry monster fricker the thread broke
relax thug
That was the stupidest meltdown in a long while
I believe it was mostly 1 schizo and a bunch of mad tendies tho
moron
eric can literally not help himself, it's neurosis
eric works like 20 hours a day and gets on here for an hour anon
is the anon in the room eric
i'm not eric
bump
thread theme
As a rise only player, I'm glad we have a big influencer now that is on our side against world, asmon showed the flaws of the game. Can't wait for him to play rise and discover the fun of classic mh.
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false flagging in a dying thread is pretty sad mate
What a gay fricking thread good lord