What’s the easiest choice for you in Mass Effect?
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Whats the easiest choice for you in Mass Effect?
What’s the easiest choice for you in Mass Effect?
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>What’s the easiest choice for you in Mass Effect?
Ashley over Kaiden
*Kaidan over Ashley, sorry mistyped
Kaiden has gayface and Ashley hates godless aliens. Easy choice.
I pray to Amonkira every night
Kaiden literally wants you to split his butthole open in the 3rd game if you save if.
Ashley all the way.
Soldier is the most op class. Sentinel is weak as shit.
Open locks? Garrus can do that while being 100 times more useful
>turns gay out of nowhere
yeah, no
>turns gay out of nowhere
You prefer he was born gay like you?
he was supposed to be bi in 1 IIRC but they pussied out because ???, before you say anything they already did a bi romance dude in jade empire with the widowed dude which is why I'm confused. then again unlike jade empire they also had fox unironically devoting time to b***hing about the sex scenes lmao
but the funny thing is so many people got triggered by that due to him typically being the first person you talk to, when that conversation doesn't play out like that if you lock in a romance first
This
And then you got trolled when she suddenly wasn’t racist and had no screen time in ME3
trolled-nothin', i never liked either of them. or liara. or tali. i just plowed my secretary in me2 and kept wearing them dr pepper goggles.
>playing any game besides me1
I skip to 2 because 1 sucks dick
ME1 is overrated so you can just put the whole series down really.
>playing video games
Get a job
>And then you got trolled
They ruined every character in ME3 because their fricking Liara Lisa Simpson fetish. Frick Bioware. troony company.
>choosing hoes before bros
soulless
I actually like Kaiden, at least in 1. He seems like a genuine guy and wants to do whatever helps people. Ashley also seems to but it doesn't come off as well.
Kaiden over Ashley
Space Bro>Racist Space Chudette
Ashley was dead the second the decided to tell me that story about her sister's boyfriend
Ashley's sister is cuter than she is
The majority agrees.
>Male
>Earthborn
>Survivor
>Soldier
>Ashley survives
>Wrex survives
>Rachni Queen survives
>Genophage cured
>Tali pardoned
>Peace between Geth and Quarians
Technically that's the canon run.
Punching the Journalist b***h is a moral obligation
Pssh I nailed the keeper scan quest
>96% cured the genophage
I'm not surprised considering most people are brainlets driven by appeals to emotion, but NINETY SIX? So only four percent of people can think beyond themselves and are capable of making tough decisions for longer term benefit and foresight? Black pill moment.
To be fair, the only reason why I would cure it is so I can have fun shooting more Krogans.
i'm going to give most people the benefit of doubt and say they did it because they felt bad for wrex and didn't think logically in the moment
Wrex was a piece of shit and I did not hesitate to kill him. Krogans are simply too dangerous and too incompatible with every other species/race.
Right. And it's just a video game and most people will go with the reddity 'good' options but realistically I'd consider those people to be spineless and lacking the ability to think beyond themselves in the present moment.
Honestly the game didn't do a very good job of illustrating the issues that a cured Genophage would bring to the galaxy if 96% of people chose to cure it. A single female can produce 1k fertilized eggs a year. That is an ungodly amount of Krogan if they had the cure.
>Which is why we know it's you
It might be time for you to take some time away from the screen my man.
>It might be time for you to take some time away from the screen my man.
>he said to himself
>fighting a war you're probably gonna lose against lovecraftian space machines
>i know, lets leave our main footsolders crippled instead of curing them, because on the off chance we somehow survive this shitshow, theres a chance they might turn on us again
2deep4me mate, i bow down to your superior intellect
you're trying to hard
Well I didn't cure the genophage and I still managed to beat the reapers so... :^)
Muh krogaBlack personinos...so epic... le genocide is bad...
[sp] homosexual [/sp]
people like to be the good guys and pick good guy options.
the game makes it clear that you're supposed to believe that wrex/bakara will usher in some new krogan golden age, and given this is bioware you're supposed to take that at face value
if you want to keep the genophage kill wrex and destroy the data in 2 so bakara dies, so it's made clear the krogan are doomed. you can save mordin that way too
Childhood is getting rid of the abrasive woman, adulthood is blowing up the guy with no personality or memorable characteristics.
most unwise.
I took the bland gay guy, over abrasive hot girl. You cant insult my waifu and live
Kaidan makes more sense because he's a biotic, higher ranking, and has more history with Shepard. Anyway I left it to a coin toss so I ended up saving Ashley
>Kaidan makes more sense because he's a biotic, higher ranking, and has more history with Shepard.
That's kind of why you're supposed to take his wish to sacrifice himself. His experience means his take comes across as more strategically sound than Ashley's, who's just being gung ho.
Kaiden was annoying because he's the same voice actor as Carth, but Ashley killed Wrex on my first playthrough so I've left her ass behind on every single playthrough since.
Carth did nothing wrong
He didn't, bit his voice actor is annoying. Not personally, just his whiny voice.
Kaiden being voiced by Carth is exactly the reason I leave him behind every time. Frick that guy for spending ten minutes telling me his life story while I'm trying to escape a ship
Same except killing Wrex after he pulled a gun on me made Ashley my bff.
Kaidan so I can have sex
If I never play it will the earth never be placed at risk?
The Earth is literally at risk right now
not curing genophage for krogans.
i prefer ashley. it is because she's xenophobic, but not because that's how i feel personally. i like people who have their flaws front and center. kaidan? who knows what the frick is going on with him. not me, because he exploded lmao
Why does Ganker hate aliens now?
Sacrificing Ashley is more narratively satisfying. She gets to redeem her family name and become a hero. Plus she never gets ruined in the sequels.
personality qualms with kaiden aside, the most pragmatic and realistic choice for a military commander like shepard is to sacrifice ashley.
>should i sacrifice the biotic systems alliance staff officer or the dime a dozen non-com scraping to reclaim her family's honor?
gee, i dunno. one of these people the alliance military has sunk thousands if not hundreds of thousands of credits of investment into training, educating, and transforming into a capable biotic staff officer, and the other is a slightly better than average infantry nco. as someone who was in the infantry myself, i can make a pretty good bet on which one a senior officer would choose to sacrifice.
Soldier. Spacer. War Hero. Romance Ash. Kill Wrex. Don't cure the genophage. Kill the Rachni Queen. Commit genocide against the Batarians. Shoot vorcha on sight.
Romancing Tali's plump ass.
Based
Saving Kaiden makes the most sense because he's more useful as a squadmate than Ashely. Both in ME1 and ME2.
someone never played hardest difficulty.
In ME3 having Kaidan for the reave skill is quite helpful for a Vanguard on insane.
Kaidan is a much better character in ME3
Get through ME2 as fast as possible. Since nothing really matters ME3.
ME2 is the only good Mass Effect
>ME2 is the only good Mass Effect
Scanning and mining is a lot more tolerable than going to the same recycled and barren worlds over and over
Scanning in ME2 is even more repetitive than exploring the planets...and more pointless.
Then…don’t do it. No one’s making you.
On the second playthrough, I did skip it besides the bare minimum. But they don't tell you that in the first playthrough.
>But they don't tell you that in the first playthrough
Skill issue
It should not even exist in the game. You should be able to find all upgrade resources via regular gameplay.
nothing is worse than the mako. nostalgia ridden moron
skill issue
Normies still to this day can't wrap their heads around on how to control the Mako and anyone who ever played ME2 used cheat engine for infinite resources.
Killing both would be preferable but otherwise it makes more sense to save Kaiden simply because he's already right there. This is of course assuming you had him disable the bomb which is what the game pushes you to do anyway.
While the scanning is lame let's not pretend that driving the same vehicle over the same world but different colors to the same points of interest and explore the same interiors over and over again is any better.
>that ship upgrade or whatever that gave the entire squad tougher bones or something along those lines
>while joker is just sitting around with his easily broken bones
except you previous actions can make peace between the quarians and the geth
>Ashley is a run of the mill grunt and isn't even part of the regular Normandy crew starting out
>Kaidan is a human biotic and is a lieutenant, part of your OG crew
>Kaidan's L2 implants actually peak later in life, he only grows stronger
>Ashley is just a better equipped grunt in the future
>If you frick up Kaidan is remorseful about the outcome of the Citadel takeover while Ashley curses your name
Ashley's arc can fittingly end on Virmire where she can redeem her grandfather's mistake and die valorously among alien compatriots
Kaidan literally fricking teaches himself to Reave which is something only top tier asari and genetically engineered humans like Miranda and Shepard can do.
Ashley is one of the most skilled soldiers in the entire Mass Effect lineup. Her whole thing in 1 is that she's a talented soldier with great potential that gets shafted because of her name. Shepard mentoring her was all it to convince people to fast track her. Also, the game never brings it up, but she's only a slightly worse shot than Garrus and can still out damage him in both games she is in.
>Ashley can out DPS the God Garrus build
Kaiden is actually really fricking chill
it's too bad that you only see that in 3's Citadel DLC and only if you romance him
Ashley keeps being the same b***h but I'm a sucker for bimbos so
I’m surprised Ganker hates the Krogan so much with how much in common you have with them
Posts throughout the decades have unmistakably proven that Ganker hates seeing reflections of themselves.
Keeping the Collector Base
Destroying it is unbelievably moronic
Why give Cerberus tech though?
Not like that decision fricking mattered lmao
What do you mean? It showed up as a war asset that they apparently just bolted onto the Crucible
Because the stakes mean that we can't give up that kind of information. The right course of action would be to come back and immediately inform the Alliance and Citadel about the tech. Not destroy a potential treasure trove of information on a threat established to be orders of magnitude beyond any kind of technology that we're capable of producing
Or that information could just not matter and all of ME2's side quest can be cemented as pointless and the Reapers could get nerfed to the point that they get stalled by conventional weaponry at several points in the game and we could say plans for a dormant anti-Reaper weapon were on Mars the whole time. Frick Bioware
Yeah but it's just a "war asset".
It held no significant sway in the story and even if you destroyed it apparently Cerberus was able to salvage tech from it too.
I know I was pointing out how moronic it was because it even shows up as an asset. How did they even incorporate it into the Crucible between the Cerberus Assault and the final battle lmao
Yes, let's keep this highly dangerous base made by the Reapers' primary slave race intact so that a man who has been highly shady at best can have it all to himself. What could possible go wrong?
Not that it matters anyway of course. Imagine if it even made a smeckling of difference. Like say if you destroy it ME3 (roughly) goes about the same for TIM in that he becomes indoctrinated, but if you kept it he instead is able to make himself immune to the indoctrination and this has a notable effect on the final sequence and possibly ending. But I guess that was too much for them.
This. Really I think Tali not being an option till the second game elevates her compared to the other romance options, as you have a lot more buildup towards it. Compare to Liara where she jumps your dick almost immediately.
I think what would have been best is if she was just a friend and colleague in the first game, as it already happened, but you as Shepard could put forward hints that you like her. She gets embarrassed but never commits to anything. Leaving the door open to a relationship in the second game. This would at least signal to the player the option is there.
The issue is, the developers didn't know if they'd get a second game. And have admitted they probably would have done this if a second game was guaranteed.
Picking Tali, once I actually knew it was an option in my second playthrough.
Quitting the playthrough after the Suicide Mission because ME3 sucks shit
ok bro
Alright, Ganker, prove to me that you’re not indoctrinated or heads are gonna start rolling!
>what on Earth would make you think that
>prove to me that you’re not indoctrinated
ME2 and DA2 are the same tier of game
Shoot me fricker, I hate ME2 and 3.
CAINS OR FLEETS
ME3's story and writting has more problem than just its ending
I had full on veganal sex with Tali and only buttnutted for Miranda hee heeee.
Made sense for Kaiden to go to the bomb
Made sense to leave him protecting the bomb
They're both not that interesting but ashley is a complete gremlin
she dies
Finding extra bad guys in the level to murder for xp
growing up is realizing that the mako missions were better than the firewalker ones
nobody ever questioned that, youre probably just a batarian homosexual
that was hard , because I want them both gone
Kaidan since Ashley is not an actual racist
if you think racism is the issue people have with ashley then you are a catastrophically poor judge of character
If you think racism is not an appealing factor to /po.. er Ganker, then you have catastrophically poor judgement of character.
Not sure what that has to do with my post. The filter evasion is a little cringe tho.
racism is just a form of common sense that's poorly branded.
Yeah Ashley is dead
>play female shepard
>talk with Kaiden
>be very careful about not picking romance options
>he asks if we're flirting
>tell him no he's getting the wrong signals
>later on people are still talking about how I have a thing with Kaiden
Is this what women have to deal with in real life all the time? Holy shit it's annoying.
It's literally the same as when you play male Shep and everyone keeps asking if you're donging Ashley. And you have to keep telling them no. It's just the game giving you the option to say yes. Same as when Ashley keeps hinting that you like Liara. Even if you haven't done anything to give that impression.
Reave is an OP ability though, so, I'll risk the peril.
Reave is fricking garbage in every game and has no real utility.
L2 washout detected
pic related
spirits...what an abominable sight
the african without the melanin.
it turns armor into tissue paper, prevents enemy regen, fortifies your own hp and does damage over time to the enemy, what the hell are you talking about "fricking garbage"?
Keep Ashley alive just to see her girlishly flirt with James in the Citadel DLC.
Kaiden over Ashley and not because Ash is racist, but because she's a woman pretending to be a warrior and Reave is the better power in Mass Effect 3. Also, if you don't date Ashley, she just turns into a third wheel and who the frick needs those?
It's still funny how many people left Ashley to die because of one speech of her being a racist and justifying herself for it, when it's mostly her being paranoid about non-humans dealing with classified human shit and then saying the dumbest things she possibly can on logic. For the character that isn't very good at being logical.
>it's mostly her being paranoid about non-humans
Just another reason why modern games are dumbed down. Your common idiot misunderstands the most basic of shit or exaggerates something that should be simple to an extreme like teenage b***hes trying to impress their just as b***hy friends.
I leave Ashley behind because she is a soldier. Kaiden is just a tech. Sacrificing your life is more suitable for a soldier. Also, Kaiden has been with me from the start while Ashley was found randomly later on.
1. Kill all batarians on every opportunity
2. Sabotage the genophage
3. Don't disable the nuke
4. Picking Michael Jackson
5. Romancing Liara
6. Destroying Collector base
7. Freeing the rachni kween
8. Continuing Maelon's experiments
9. Attacking at max readiness
10. Sending Jacob to the vents
9000. Picking the crayon ending
9001. Destiny Ascension or the Alliance Fleet
Kaidan always. If male bros before hoes and every single fricking romance is better than her. Liara and Tali's run circles around hers and Jack's and Miranda's are better.
If female your only real choices are Garrus and Kaidan, and both are pretty good tbh.
So many posters ITT misunderstand Ashley to an unbelievable extent. The game is not subtle about her motives of being a suspected ayy lmao sympathiser and yet here you are being completely autistic.
They cannot bring on our ascension soon enough.
>commanduh
I would but I can never live up to her perceptions of the illusive man
Miranda
I can't stand her weird askew breasts and oversized face. I know they probably are basing it on some real person. And the issue isn't really reality. But how her model doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the characters in the game. It's like she's a human Shrek character inserted into a Bioware game.
Pushing the mercenary guy out the window on the Thane mission after saying "elevator or express"
They're both meh in 1 but Kaidan is slightly better. Kaidan gets a massive glow up in 3 and is great as either bro or husbando. Ashley is still fricking bland in 3 though.
Ez choice.
ashley is absolutely getting left on virmire, i just wish you could frick her before you leave her there
Ashley over Kaiden, poor guy's suffering from his old biotic implant I'm doing him a service.
ME3 doesn't exist
Frecklebeast
If you had to replay ME right now, would you play the original or the remake?
Originals.
Oy vey ! That's antisemitic!
Eden prime is the only one that really took a real hit, rest is whatever
Stop asking yourself questions
Remake because better mods
Is this the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?
DAYM, yes
non-canon
Just look at this down syndrome b***h.
only trannies play as femshep
Why would you think that?
Because you're opting to play as a female in an RPG.
No reason.
I saved Kaiden because his part of the mission seemed way more important.
You can turn Kaidan into a whiny little cuck if you play your cards right over the trilogy if you play as Femshep. Lead him on in the first game, be cold to him in the second and hook up with whoever, then in the third, he'll be a whiny baby about it. Frick 'em both btw
Why would a straight man ever do that.
https://gear.bioware.com/products/mass-effect-blasto-body-pillowcase
>Giving Bioware money
>In the year of our lord 2010+14
I'd buy a Krem one.
You're really in love with that, aren't you?
Absolutely. Bioware cured my transphobia with that one tweet on Easter Sunday.
Trans hath risen, xisters.
You're more irritating than they are with how much you spam your culture war bullshit. Shut the frick up dumbass, no one is buying Bioware shit here.
>no one is buying Bioware shit here
I would certainly hope so, but one can never know.
It's a safe bet. Even in the BG 1+2 threads people recommend piracy first.
Yeah bro, we've all seen it.
i clicked on this and got about a million fricking popups
>easiest choice
release the rachni queen
didn do nuffin, just distracted by reaper agitprop
ancient mystery of their race shouldn't be lost forever
she agrees to be good and help fight your enemies
will at worst kill a bunch of corporate military industrial complex buttholes on Noveria
Reasons why 2 is the best Mass Effect game (irrefutable)
1: Karpyshin's era was the best in terms of overall writing, but Walters' hackery didn't fully kick in during 2. It was a mix that worked surprisingly well
2: Reapers were set up way too highly with ME1. Sovereign was so damn strong, they were never going to live up to the buildup and expectations for them. Having the villains be the a smaller faction this time was a good choice. It being a "filler episode" isn't valid criticism. 2 expanded on the thing people like the most about ME, its universe.
3: People don't want to admit it, but 1 play very, very poorly. It's painfully slow, the Mako controls like ass, loading screen elevators, etc etc etc. It's just extremely unfun to play. You can hear people saying "oh but rpg elements and shit" but those elements are watered down 7th gen mechanics. massive inventory bloat, useless skills, all of those things don't make for good gameplay. Not to mention that map and world design was just your standard Xbox 360 brown shooter corridors.
4: 3 doesn't exist.
lmao someone else can take this one. I'm tired of beating these dudes down every thread.
insecure babby is threatened when faced with the truth. nothing new
Mass Effect 2 is only beaten by Dragon Age 2 in the shittiest sequels race.
insecure babby throws out factually incorrect statements to incite flame wars. nothing new
You quiver in the face of truth. You know what comes next. Mass Effect 2 is a terrible sequel that ruined just about every single aspect that the first game set up.
You actually LIKE Dragon Age 2? You have have started gaming at the 360 era. Your kind usually does.
>ad hominem and 0 actual points
are you in 8th grade per chance?
lmao this you?
How about we talk about the character assassinations? Or the step down in game play mechanics, the loss of exploration, the abandonment of lore, the complete lack of writing continuity and setups from the first (of which there was a massive slew of them), the idiotic and nonsensical nature of Shepards defeat and subsequent resurrection, the massive increase in power for a shadow organisation that rivals other species entire resources, the list is massive.
But you don't know any of that, because you started with 2.
>step down in game play mechanics
there are none, the gameplay in 1 was shite
>the loss of exploration
there was none
>the complete lack of writing continuity and setups from the first
doesn't matter, the reapers suck
>the idiotic and nonsensical nature of Shepards defeat and subsequent resurrection
doesn't matter, it's sci fi magic bullshit. literally matters none
sounds like a bunch of moronic mumbo jumbo so check yourself
>there are none, the gameplay in 1 was shite
Thermal clips.
Exploration.
>there was none
Yeah in 2.
>doesn't matter, the reapers suck
There's no reason to engage with you further.
>doesn't matter
I'm glad you didn't refute a single point and have conceded defeat. I accept your concession.
1 > 3 > 2 remains the objective truth.
>1 > 3 > 2
bruh you should have started with this. didn't even need to reply to you in the first place, you have brain issues
>you have brain issues
>doesn't matter, it's sci fi magic bullshit. literally matters none
lol 9/10 bait, thanks m8.
he's in every thread shitting it up, usually samegayging too
moron thinks if he spams hard enough people will just accept 1 as the best
I just state facts.
>he's in every thread
Actual schizo
>Actual schizo
But you are in every thread, Farquad. And you pull the same shit. And we've had this same conversation innumerable times. And you always go for the same insults.
>meds
>schizo
Which is why we know it's you.
Go to bed, Farquad.
I gave him that name you dipshit
>the complete lack of writing continuity and setups from the first
>doesn't matter, the reapers suck
So remove the Collectors. Because they're an extension of the Reapers. I agree with this because they are a half assed opposing force.
>So remove the Collectors
nah, the collectors are fine. a smaller scale villains is just what ME needed
>nah, the collectors are fine. a smaller scale villains is just what ME needed
They're connected to the Reapers, therefore they suck by default. Remove them and use a different villainous faction.
There is no character assinassions, they were barely characters to being with in 1, more basic archetypes. Exploration was complete shit and everyone was grateful mako was scrapped and never seen again. What fricking gameplay moron? Maxing out 2 shitty skills and going through a sea of useless loot?
As for the repears it didnt set up shit, they were a vague unexplained threat and were dealt with in 1, since citadel was closed off to them. They decided to focus on characters and not make them paper thin instead and go for a fun adventure across the galaxy
Heres your great writing from me1, truly amazing
>There is no character assinassions
Liara.
>they were barely characters to being with in 1
Literal moron.
>Exploration was complete shit
In your opinion, and yet it's removal instead of improvement shows their braindead approach to the inferior sequel.
>What fricking gameplay moron?
The loss of exploration and the introduction of Thermal Clips. Loot.
>As for the repears it didnt set up shit
What an absolutely moronic take.
>were dealt with in 1
Delayed.
>They decided to focus on characters
The intro of Jack is the best thing they did.
>Heres your great writing from me1
And that scene was great, not to mention all the other writing that laid the foundation for the entire franchise.
Damn, you sure showed him with your shit opinion
>People don't want to admit it, but 1 play very, very poorly
It really has aged like milk, not even the le helped. Playing it is just tedious, every sidequest is basically in one of the 4 copied rooms, shallow character writing and in general outside of 4 main missions, there are maybe 2 or 3 decent side quests. The one thing it did best is world building, they went into autistic detail, which really helped out in building the trilogy
none of that has anything to do with age
Scenes like this will never happend in current day gaming.
It would imply that the life of a man and a woman are worth the same.
What would happen nowadays is that Kaidan will die and you don't get to choose.
Character like ashley wouldnt get made in the first place. You cant have a woman that openly racists and a team member at that
To leave both of those morons in the ship meanwhile I take Tali and Garrus on space kinopera adventures
to shoot the exploding barrel while that kroggan was giving a speech
What was Mac Walters' problem?
>turns Legion into Pinocchio
>ruins Mordin spectacularly
>turns the Illusive Man and Cerberus into complete jokes
old-Ganker = kaiden
nu-Ganker = ashley
>Let Kaiden die a hero.
>Watch Ashley turn into an Udina wiener rider.
>Let Garrus shoot her in the fricking guts.
>Kill Udina.
Two shots, two shitters. RIP Kaiden... enjoy hell, Trashley.
Anyone know if the achievements of the legendary edition on origin are still borked? Last time I tried playing, the in-game achievements, the ones that gave bonuses weren't unlocking as they should.
Im still mad.
I wanted to save Ashley at first, but then she kiss-raped me, so I loaded back and killed her.
punching kai leng
kaidan/ashley is dependent on whether I'm going paragon/renegade, but I typically take kaidan because lets be honest his personality fits the virmire survivor role much better especially in 3. like you seriously mean to tell me ashley went full pro-council spectre with no question?
that and ashley redeeming her family through sacrifice is more compelling whereas kaidan genuinely has no personal issues to deal with, so his death is kinda meh
she's sus in 3
>kai leng
Fricking homosexual ass character man. Frick that shit pissed me off. Cringey fricking donut steele
Which way white man?
>Jack
>The cooler Jack
Best girl. Best character.
I miss her, bros.
blessed thread
I wasn't in favour of this.
Now, I am torn.
I want to dress her up in all sorts of things.
>me omw to take you all
This way.
Her and Jack are my 2 favourite girls in gaming. My heart just stops.
it's just shadowheart and laezel
In a strict archetype way, maybe. But other than a vague conventional/unconventional, I'd say no. Not even close. There is the synergy that both Jack and Miranda are the same coin, just different sides of it. One engineered to be perfect, that turned herself into a weapon, the other made to be the perfect weapon, trying to be a person. You're not going to get two characters that bounce that well off each other in gaming, and almost impossible in female characters. There's really nothing like Jack and Miranda out there, and what we got of that is criminally little. And then Bioware retired the characters. Which is one of the stupidest shit this company has done with this franchise.
>In a strict archetype way
yeah yeah, that's what I meant really, because there's ofc more nuance to them all
>Bioware retired the characters. Which is one of the stupidest shit this company has done with this franchise.
Surely EA is to blame, no?
>Surely EA is to blame, no?
I blame the entire development team of ME3.
And Mac Walters in a recent interview about how he didn't like writing for Mass Effect, after doing it once. He just didn't want to do it again for the same franchise. Which means that not only did he not like what he was working on, he didn't even care about the final product, or its future. Which totally explains why he wasn't involved with Andromeda, until everyone else had quit, and he quit again, when Bioware decided to make another Mass Effect, or why no changes to the trilogy were made, for the LE, other than desexualization.
ME:A may have been dogshit, but ME3 is the most harmful thing to happen to the franchise. Until the next game comes out, at least. That's looking like a real shit show.
played me trilogy 10 years ago when i was a beta simp (killed kaidan, full paragon, etc..)
now a really wanna do a based renegade run and save kaidan (maybe romance jack this time)
>he didnt romance jack the first time
beta indeed
>romancing the std ridden bawd is... le based
huh
[citation needed]
>What’s the easiest choice for you in Mass Effect?
Kiss her.
ITsisters???
to never play the game
For me it's Jack. It's always Jack.
>the ultimate i can fix her girl
it was bioware that started me on this dark path
>reminiscing about the time i was a filthy biodrone
at least i never posted in their forums
but they were absolutely my top dogs for almost a decade. funny how things end up looking in the end
We had our time in the sun.
Havent played a bioware game for almost 5 years, then i tried out jade empire a few days ago and now im just sad with how things turned out
>jade empire
>That closed fist path that devolves into a fight between the evil people in your group and the good
Destroy
>he doesn't use the happy ending mod
>Commander, what can I do for you?
Electrocuting the maintenance worker in ME2. Even if you're Paragon it's literally just making the boss fight easier and you were gonna kill the guy later anyway.
There are so many renegade options that anyone sane would pick in me2. Its really painful to ignore some of them
frick that batarian homosexual, he gets the stick every time
the thing with those options is the first time around you think you might get some peaceful option for not fricking them over
but nope, you're just making it harder for yourself for no reason. same as shooting the tank under the ranting wreyloc krogan
Save Ashley so I can kill her in 3
Not starting the game
2 > 1 > 3
I could take 2 or 1 either way. I like seeing some common sense here.
For me it's always been 1 = 2 >>>> MEA > ME3
There are things in ME3 that I still liked but the design took a nosedive and the writing just felt entirely as if everything went in an unexpected and unimaginative direction to me. Andromeda wins out by having a bit more player-orientedness again and having world-building of its own that DOESN'T ruin anything retroactively. Only normiegays complain about MEA as if it "ruined the series". They're only talking about sales data and hype because the game looked ugly. They think Mass Effect is just about space armors and hot aliens, but for me those things were just there to complement the in-depth worldbuilding and interesting story topics.
>Only normiegays complain about MEA as if it "ruined the series"
I mean, it does frick up a great deal of things, but at least it can be still disregarded by the fanbase as non-canon.
Pic sorta related.
Exactly. It's literally just "100k frickwads went on a suicide-trip to the neighbouring galaxy."
End of story. That's why people don't need to see a connection between the trilogy narrative and MEA in the next game, but it looks like Mike Gamble is hell bent on something like it. There's a lot of fundamentals being broken by doing that which MEA did not even touch.
>It's a near-future sci-fi not a "far-future" sci-fi. 600 years removes a sense of familiarity and comparison to the contemporary
>All your favorite characters but Grunt and Liara will be dead
>ME3's ending is shit that shouldn't have been relevant to the storyline of ME1/2
>MEA's entire plot should not suddenly be relevant to the trainwreck that hasn't been unfricked after ME3.
You had the opportunity for a GREAT story hook with the new game that simply acts as a "ME3: The Aftermath" story. A final, fourth game that shows a glimpse of how the galaxy moves on and makes future spinoffs and sequels less contrived. You just had to do certain things like
>Ignore the endings by soft-retconning how they impacted the galaxy
>Synthesis was just a "mind-wave" that wore off after 2 months, but now there's Synergy Cultists on remote worlds who wanna shove machinery and organic flesh together in side-quests
>Destroy didn't really destroy all Synthetic life or technology, just most Geth that didn't protect their hubs fast enough.
>Control seemed to work but the Reapers are just never seen again except for rumors that draw personal connection to Commander Shepard.
And the story synopsis would be something like
>Council species are starved and poor, and the government is no longer sufficient
>Mass Relay network is not working so people are developing the first man-made relays
>It's an arms race. A Batarian Straggler group forms a coalition against the struggling Council survivors
>A teen in 2186 is a man 10 years later, whose mission will determine the fate of the galaxy's future order.
I'm just not particularly interested in the prospect as playing some other nobodies in the ME universe. Let's just not pretend that any new MC will be good, or that any new crew is going to make anyone forget the trilogy cast, and that we're all just going to accept these new people, that nobody has any connection to, only to have cameos of the surviving cast, Shepard dead, and find about the rest in datapads. That is a straight to DVD failed Disney sequel, not a AAA title that will return Mass Effect to the pantheon of video game franchises. It's a $12 title.
still pissed LE was just a small makeover for 1 and they barely touched 2 and 3
imagine if we got 1 and 2, but with 3's gameplay
such a wasted opportunity, 1 with good gameplay would be on par with 2
That would be a remake. It's far more than a remaster.
To never play it or any other bioware game ever again
I choose Cerberus. I choose humanity.
>humanity
>3
non canon
Some mistakes were made is the company policy. Now put the armor on and get to work.
>try to romance Ashley during my recent ME1 playthrough
>doesn't work and I don't get the Paramour achievement, apparently telling her to stop being racist during the conversation where she's b***hing about there being aliens on the Normandy wiener blocks you
>start ME2 without an active romance, smash Tali instead
>will now be stuck with the bimbo in ME3, even though apparently Kaiden gets more screen time and interesting cutscenes/conversations
Oh well. Still gonna use her on the team along with Garrus, three sniper rifles on the squad, shit will go BOOM.
PS. Jack is broken in ME2. Simply being nice to her makes her think you you're flirting with her. Who wrote this shit?
Not romancing Tali.
Doing zaeeds loyalty mission right now. Cant decided, do i go for the soi boi good points, or do i go for the chuds red bar of approval?
>andromeda isnt that bad
A friendly reminder
and thats just the technical side, writing is even worse
We're talking in terms of lore and setting damage.
Its remoteness and detachment from the main story line and the Milky Way means that it can safely be ignored. But unfortunately, as stated above. Mike Gamble is dead set in remedying that, and inserting it in the main plotline. So that's just gonna kill the franchise entirely.
she's right