Where is it?

Where is it?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Where is it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up, nostalgiagay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wants to play retro games
        >too moronic to actually play them
        >calls others nostalgiagays

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dont want to play the exact same SC1 because its an extremely linear game with far less diversity than something like CT
          >be interested in remake
          its pretty fair

          quite frankly i dont think anyone can be too moronic for the original SC trilogy because they were braindead as frick

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s going to be the same shit but altered for “modern sensibility” and with a new coat of shiny paint. How about you stop being a mindless consumer and think about what the frick you’re asking for

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              im not the OP
              the only thing that could possibly be worsened is the plot but SC's characters and story has already been raped beyond comprehension and people just want gameplay and levels. SC1 has basically no room for moronic rewrites that ruin the story to better suit the feelings of some homosexual writer beyond some extra lines saying US soldiers did some bad shit

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop asking for garbage and no saying it was already shit doesn’t make it okay. Either let sleeping dogs lie or make new shit.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    With modern Ubisoft? Hopefully in the trash

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    better question is where is the movie

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally doesn't need one.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wants to play retro games
      >too moronic to actually play them
      >calls others nostalgiagays

      >Just replayed the original
      It’s janky as frick and you’d know this if you played it recently anon. You’d know basic bullshit like slow crouch behind enemies is not fast enough to catch up to NPC’s while they’re walking so it’s either wait for them to stand still which even then it’s russian roulette as to whether you’ll make it up to them as you’re still too slow so it’s just a game of savescumming if you’re trying to be stealthy.
      Oil rig is a steaming pile of horse shit as a mission
      The last sections of the game as good as they are and the soundtrack is great, just becomes run and gun unless you savescum to death to try and be stealthy.
      I don’t want a remake, but the OG splinter cell is very fricking dated in some ways.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it was the fricking defense section at the end of Abattoir and the homosexual turret room in Chinese Embassy. But yeah, while SC1 has some great levels and moments, while looking much better that you’d expect from a game of that age, jesus frick it knows how to be frustrating with its worst moments.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it was the fricking defense section at the end of Abattoir and the homosexual turret room in Chinese Embassy. while SC1 has some great levels and moments, while looking much better that you’d expect from a game of that age, jesus frick it knows how to be frustrating with its worst moments.
          Nail on the head. Couldn’t have said it better

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Entire Abattoir is basically FRICK U the level
          >searchlight and mines section where you have to toggle goggles all the time
          >foggy rooms where you can’t see shit but the enemies and especially turrets see everything
          >and finally the defense section you mentioned, with jihad-tier troops rushing the hostages

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The worst things are the forced shooter parts, like the one where you have to kill something like 30 russian mafiosos in the construction yard. Feels like they hadn’t quite nailed down what they want from the game, so you get more both forced action and no-kill-allowed sequences than in the sequels.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i thought it was only 2 forced guys in the construction yard and the rest were all stealthable
          I liked the forced action segments in the final mission but that was about it

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I recently replayed the game, and all the mobsters in the construction yard part were already super alert and ran to attack me no matter how stealthy I tried to be. Could have been a bug then?

            But yeah, the only good forced action sequences were the ones in the final level, not too long, and especially the one in the room with Kombayn is admittably pretty kino. Devs just should have axed all the other ones from the game…

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              i always wanted an arena like one of the forced ones in the final level with the tall walls, except a bossfight against another splinter cell
              >throws smoke grenades
              >can aim with thermal scope
              >sometimes makes noise or throws something for fake noise
              >remembers your last position and tries to flank

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Splinter Cell 1 is often regarded as the second best in the series. But its aged the worst. It has more unskippable action sequences than Blacklist. The level design makes Final Fantasy XIII look like a choose your own adventure book. Its good, but its showing its age. Pandora Tomorrow, Chaos Theory, Double Agent (version 2), and Blacklist are better games.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          IMO SC1 has worse lows than Pandora Tomorrow, but also higher highs. For example, the Presidential Palace and CIA levels straight up mog anything in Pandora Tomorrow with their atmosphere. But on the other hand, the worst shit in PT (like the overly long jungle frickfest) is simply just bit boring, while worst things in SC1 are downright scream-out-in-frustration bad.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Splinter Cell 1 is often regarded as the second best in the series. But its aged the worst. It has more unskippable action sequences than Blacklist. The level design makes Final Fantasy XIII look like a choose your own adventure book. Its good, but its showing its age. Pandora Tomorrow, Chaos Theory, Double Agent (version 2), and Blacklist are better games.

            shit gets a lot more bearable when you 100% ignore stealth at that final segment and just go in shooting everybody

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully not coming. I don't trust modern Ubisoft at all.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk they said they're rewriting it for modern audiences so my excitement is considerably dampened

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nikoladze is now whiter than snow and actually russian, not Georgian anymore
      >Anna is now black
      >Sam is useless half of the time and needs to be hand held through the missions by Anna
      >Sarah is also black now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Displace International and Shetland will turn out to be Neo Nazis and Sadono and his guerrillas will be omitted in favor of Norman being the sole white terrorist protagonist.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will it even be about the Kombayn and the 7-hour information war anymore?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rise and shine, Mr. Fisherman…

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sam, climb that radio tower to recon the area.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Objective: Don't be seen.
    >Collect intel 0/4
    >Silent Takedown 200pts
    >"Maybe if I tried shutting these lights off..."

    you don't want it

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lambert: Sam, let me introduce to your new handler, Dr. Baylak Kaween. Dr. Keween, bring Sam up to speed.
    >Kaween: Sam, the terrorist Johnny Smith has taken control of the nuclear missile silo. If there is anything scarier than a nuke, it's a white man with nukes. Trust me, as a black woman with PhD in nuclear physics, I would know.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it more like Metal Gear Solid

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully nowhere. SC doesn't need a remake, I'm happy with the original 3 games.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's your new Lambert

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    right behind you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bo

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay frick remake
    new splinter cell when?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Michael Ironside, no care. The man is in his 70s now and I doubt he will do the voice again. The end of an era. Shit sucks ass. I miss that period from 2001-2005 of some huge graphics improvements to stealth games. It truly was the peak.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    intravenous was nice at scratching the light-and-dark stealth itch, but the devs really better come up with some objectives for the sequel that isnt "reach this place then extract"
    being able to tap terminals for information would be nice

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rumour was that a few different teams & leads in ubisoft were vying over it
    Some wanting to do a straight pure remake, others wanting to completely frick around with it
    The shame is that SC1 is pretty janky and could be remade with e.g. Chaos Theory mechanics and more complex levels really nicely
    But we all know they'll just shit out blacklist 2

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but we all know they'll just shit out blacklist 2

      It can work if they give the player options to choose his experience from Extreme European to ADHD air drops.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, I want a Syphon Filter remake

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino
      I heard this on some meme video recently and it almost brought me to tears

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have fond memories of tasering people until they turned into a lump of charcoal

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Syphon Filter isn't a stealth game. Its a third-person shooter, with some stealth bits in it.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They literally just started working on it moron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont call me that

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    will it have spies vs Mercs? cause that's the only thing I want

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i genuinely believe blacklist has a good core and could be a great game with simple changes and the desire to do more different level design
    the game has tons of steps foward and twice as many steps backwards

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